User talk:My Tree!

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edit Welcome!

Hello, My Tree!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:


Chief welcomes you!

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

  • Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by administrators.
  • If you want to create an article, and you wanted to call it Bleurgh, to create it in your user space you would just make the address bar look like this: user-name here)/Bleurgh. Please don't create it on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
  • Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. Honestly, it works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 16:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. My Tree! 16:50, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
No problem, you've made some good starting edits, keep it up. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:52, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit Awfully Quiet Around Here

The heading says it all. I wonder where everyone is? Uncyclopedia appears to be a hive of inactivity ...

Not all of us have hives, although many do have red bumps. Welcome to the Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service & stuff & junk. As you wander around add tags such as {{Proofread}} or {{rewrite}} if you find something needing of helps and you don't want to take the time to work on it right away. That way I can ignore it review it to see if I can help. See you around!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03:22, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, thank you Happytimes for that. At least I now know there's at least one other writer ... out there ... somewhere. My Tree! 13:51, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
I'm here, I'm always here, except when I'm not. Sign your posts (even on your own talk page). --ChiefjusticeDS 09:49, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
helo gaiz am nu heer! sum1 adobts me plz!!!!1 FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:49, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit Help!

If you're not already bored by it and have a spare 10 minutes, would you mind having a look at User:Sog1970/New Threat to Christmas gain and let me know what you think. I've run out of steam a bit. --Sog1970 21:55, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the thanks. MU tells me he's going to nominate it so i'm not too proud to whore fora vote. I'll review Coronation Street if no better gets round to it soon. But, from past experience, I can imagine some people objecting to the table of characters. They don't seem to like lists. And whereas this seems like a perfectly good place to have a table of characters you might want to think about seeing if you can re-organise the character-descriptions (which i like a lot) into a few paragraphs of text, three or four at a time perhaps. Just a thought, i like it already. --Sog1970 20:30, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Coronation Street

No one better qualified bothered. So I did my best. Hope it's useful --Sog1970 18:40, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit My Tree

Do you actually live in a tree? It could be an uncyclopedian first!--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:56, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

I used to, but I branched out. My Tree! 16:21, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
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