User talk:Murder Frog/I use the scissors

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Meanies. Why have you come here? I remember the days when all was simple, all was clear. Where have those days gone? Have you come now to view my sadness as an imposter rather than a friend? How have you arrived to this place now? You have spent your entire life up to this point doing everything, yet now you are here, reading these words. You are only a mind, suspended in space, filled with nothingness and pain. Good day to the unsigned monster. -- The writer who cannot be found. I travel to endless oceans. I am here.

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