User talk:Multiliteralist/Archive 4

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New messages at the bottom, please. Maybe.

edit SO UH

Was this how it is done? RAPE ME!! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:27, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Please don't flood the page much - I'll not be around to clear it off too often. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:47, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit Did I show you my new welcome message yet?

Uncyclopediamagic
Witness the magic of Uncyclopedia!

Hello Multiliteralist, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

  • Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
  • How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
  • Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules.
  • Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.

Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Multiliteralist/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider browsing our rewrite and idea categories. There's also a page with requested articles, if you'd rather start from scratch. We have lots of articles and red links just sitting around waiting to be edited, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button_sig.png) above the edit box. Again, welcome!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 18 December 2009


Also, rape! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 18 December 2009

edit Notedation Up-to-dation

I'm going out for some errands and lunch now, I'll probably return in about two hours. If you won't be here then, I'll be around anytime within the twelve hours following that time, for the most part. If that doesn't work, than you sir have almost as poor a sleeping schedule as I do. -RAHB 21:45, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit Aw

Don't go. :( Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:45, Dec 17 2009

edit Mensaje!

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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Before you go...  :(  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:00, 18 December 2009

edit Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:42, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

Where was that article's link again?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10:47, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

edit Don't leave me this way

I can't exist without your tender kiss. Don't leave me this way. Pup

Come on, we both knew at the time it was a one-off. Now it seems one of us has forgotten. Which of us was it, by the way? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:44, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Well, you still have the mix tape that I gave you in the car, so it can't have been me. (Shame you don't have a tape deck at all.) Pup

edit On a side note...

Grats on the FA. Did the PEE review help at all? Pup

edit On a personal note...

While we may be disagreeing on a certain forum, I like you, I like your stuff, I voted for some of it, I think, and will be sad to see you go if you do. Just thought I'd mention that, in case you think otherwise based on that discussion! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:35, Dec 22

What he said. If I told you to bugger off I wouldn't be being true to myself.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05:57, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit My comment deserves it's own header.

Take care of yourself man. Remember to at least drop by the dump occasionally, ok? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:26, 23 Dec

edit Okay, here's the deal

Last night I had a very serious and frightening medical scare. I'm going to the doctor today to figure out whether it may have been a minor stroke, non-serious seizure, or Transient Ischemic Attack, or perhaps something else. As a result, I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull out of everything I'm doing for the current time being. As much as I love this article and working with you on it, I'm not going to be able to add in my two cents by Christmas. After that I've still got two weeks till my trip, so I can add then if you wish. As this is your baby, I'll let you decide which road to take at this point, but I do think that it should be finished and I won't hesitate to nominate it with my full support if you decide on finishing it yourself at this point. I'm deeply regrettable about this situation, but I'm also pretty set on this way of going about things. I realize I need to make a few lifestyle changes and give myself ample relaxation time if this thing is as serious as I hope it isn't.

If by some miracle the doctor tells me that absolutely nothing is wrong with me, I'll be telling you to completely disregard the above message, and making a maddening addition of content the likes of which have never been seen as my final contribution of 2009. I'll keep you updated as this develops. -RAHB 19:01, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:56, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

DRtok
Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:


And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:51, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Best used in the Bedroom

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
[[{|]] [[|}]]



I hope you don't plan on staying away too long.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:18, 8 January 2010

edit Your Vote Kills

Mussolini&Hitler1
HITLER AND MUSSOLINI INVADED COUNTRIES

THANK YOU TEMPLATES INVADE TALK PAGES

TEMPLATES ARE LIKE HITLER AND MUSSOLINI

A vote "For" an article on VFH is a vote "For" Hitler and Mussolini!!
Swastika rotating


Every "against" vote KILLS A JAP! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:35, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

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