User talk:Mrs.Diddles

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edit I see we have new blood. Don't make me splatter it across the floor...

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Luvvy's a bit paranoid and thinks you're out to get her... No, really she's just a bit unstable... But darn cute once you get to know her... Really, she is...

Hello Mrs.Diddles, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about?

I noticed you have recently joined our community and that you have tried your new toddler feet at making some contributions to our little collection of articles. I really hope you thought a little before acting, since otherwise you'll get into trouble with these guys faster than I did... :(

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:

- It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

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Again, welcome!  -- ---- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 08:55, 25 Mar

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