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edit Welcome!

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Hello Mrowa, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:21, 29 May 2010


edit Heloł

I want u to look at Category:Polish Uncyclopedians. Have a nice day. $$! 10:15, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re:

Hey. No to fajnie. Nie, raczej zbyt często nie będę zaglądał na Nonsę. Atmosfera przestała mi się podobać. ;) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:41, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey

You seemed interested in my Un-Wiki War timeline page... How would you like to help me work on it? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 03:07, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit You have aided in the fight against the manholes...

Hug
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:33 (UTC)

edit Congratulations

You have won a highly prestigious award! Like... real... er... well, here:

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month October 2010

Do with it what you will. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:13 (UTC)

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