User talk:Mr Gridenko
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Re your article, UnNews:Man Dies After Being Struck Crushed By Kitchen, I deleted it as utter crap because it is utter crap. Take heart, thought fellow writer, and read below, then try again. Cheers! Get saved! 19:50, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews, Mr Gridenko, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.
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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?
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- This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Stop adding unfunny facts then adding a stupid comment about a tattoo
That wasn't directed at me, was it? =o
In case you are pointing the finger at me, I'll say in my defense not all of it I wrote and no harm was meant. Sorry to bother/have bothered~. Hanyouman 17:57, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, okay, I see. It's understandable~. :3 Hanyouman 01:58, 28 January 2007 (UTC)