User talk:Mr Gridenko

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edit Coat of arms

Forget this? -- sannse@fandom (talk) 19:48, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Re your article, UnNews:Man Dies After Being Struck Crushed By Kitchen, I deleted it as utter crap because it is utter crap. Take heart, thought fellow writer, and read below, then try again. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:50, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Mr Gridenko, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hello~

Stop adding unfunny facts then adding a stupid comment about a tattoo

That wasn't directed at me, was it? =o

In case you are pointing the finger at me, I'll say in my defense not all of it I wrote and no harm was meant. Sorry to bother/have bothered~. Hanyouman 17:57, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, okay, I see. It's understandable~. :3 Hanyouman 01:58, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
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