User talk:MrRitchie
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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world. |
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edit salutations fellow uncyclopediacs
Welcome to the cess-pit of incontinence that I call my talk. If you'r reading this that means that you're possibly incontinent
or alternatively a slightly ridiculous neanderthal bordering on insanity.
I will embrace anyone with tidings with open arms and bleed them dry.
Salutations :)
edit ♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
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Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
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edit == == Health Alert: Reading This Page May Cause Instant Death. However, since this warning is at the bottom of the page, you're likely already dead. == ==
edit SPAM
edit Hello, from Gromitt
Someone complimented me on my driving the other day They left a note on the windowscreen saying 'Parking Fine'
| You have been awarded the Jesus Award by Somebody for being the holiest of the holies |
Also, I have this message from my good friend, Chuck Norris
He likes it more than he does with most others, therefore, You must also like this page too or Chuck WILL kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will Fuck you up
edit Societies
o. The National transvestite orgy society (see http://youtube.com/watch//?orgy/trans/xddf4dsa2)
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This user be a pirate in disguise. |
| This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
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This user is Finnish ...and unabashedly ashamed of it! (List of Finnish Uncyclopedians ) |
| This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. |
| This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends. |
| This user loves pi |
| Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| how many times. |
| This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country. |
| This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
| This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
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| This user is a depressed hateful crab cake that likes to exorcise while eerie putrefying bistros navigate his cake. |
| Warning: This user is Ginger and is liable to explode without warning |
| Gullible | This user is really gullible! |
| This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds. |
edit Spam again
edit Something
Gromitt: Also, I have started writing an article on you
Feel free to expand the article about me (let's agree to not delete or vandalise each other's user page (user talk is a different story, though (see above)); just add things)
