User talk:MrRitchie

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CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.
Purple monkey dishwasher

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

salutations fellow uncyclopediacs

Welcome to the cess-pit of incontinence that I call my talk. If you'r reading this that means that you're possibly incontinent 

or alternatively a slightly ridiculous neanderthal bordering on insanity.

I will embrace anyone with tidings with open arms and bleed them dry.

Salutations :)

♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!




We're doomed to (incest)!

If for some reason you you still want to

The dawning of a new leap in human evolution.

find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig 

There is a death confirmed A Death Confirmed
We are sincerely sorry.
There were some facts not able to pass through the present age and we wiped out the author.

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edit Hello, from Gromitt

Someone complimented me on my driving the other day They left a note on the windowscreen saying 'Parking Fine'

Jesus2andahalf You have been awarded the Jesus Award by Somebody
for being the holiest of the holies

Also, I have this message from my good friend, Chuck Norris

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o. The National transvestite orgy society (see

Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

Pasta be upon this user.

Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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...and unabashedly ashamed of it!
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Envelope This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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Stop hand nuvola alternate
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how many times.
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
US flag This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a pointless vigilant cucumber that likes to quantify while nonsensical crazed milks burglarize his brand.
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User:Citation Needed/User Gullible

Transgender This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.

edit Spam again

edit Something

Gromitt: Also, I have started writing an article on you

Feel free to expand the article about me (let's agree to not delete or vandalise each other's user page (user talk is a different story, though (see above)); just add things)
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