User talk:Mr. Cock

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edit Welcome!

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edit Look man

I'm the guy that keeps reverting your edits on the KKK article. This is because I wrote that article. Sure, it's not completely finished, and certainly not my best work, but I have a certain attachment to it, you know? So when you come along every other day and add your "very funny, very racist humor" about the Black Panthers (or whatever) that completely clashes with every other word and point in the article, it gets kind of...well, just don't do it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:06, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Response...Because I don't know how to respond any other way

I'm not sure if you know, but the Black Panthers DO have something to do with the KKK. IN fact they are basic, sworn enemies. And I can understand that you are "attached" to your article because it has quite a lot of potential, but did you ever consider keeping my Black Panther section at all? Everyone I showed it too (which were about six of my friends I think...) thought it was hilarious! I mean maybe you could complete the KKK page and then give the go ahead on the Black Panther section? It contains a lot of needed racist humor in that article. And in the "guidelines" or whatever for Uncyclopedia, it says that if you don't want your work being reverted or rewritten or improved, don't write it at all or something similar to that

Hmm, perhaps you can write an article about the Black Panthers, if you're so keen on them. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:32, October 22, 2010 (UTC)
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