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Top secret!

It is a bad movie isn't it?!

Please leave new messages at the bottom

And when I say please I do ask for it nicely. No, seriously.

If you'd like an article restored, please live a link with your complaint and a restoration fee of 12 Euros. No Dollars please. Nobody takes Dollars anymore.

If you'd like to use profanities, please be original.

If you'd like some more dildos, please hold the line, our representatives shall be with you shortly.




A virgin talk page pussy?

Consider it ravaged. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 13:31 Mar 19

RAEP!
Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:40, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

BASTARDOS! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:10, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Defiling Sabba's page

*hug!* Though on a more serious note, could you check in on me at my office if you have time around now in the close future. (Before six our time would be good...) Thankies. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:40, 19 Mar

Socks smell

Special:Contributions/Rollr_Punk. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 15:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

God you're getting old ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, yes I am.Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 15:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh god...I think I'm going to be sick....!~Jewriken.GIF 15:26, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

/me hands Sabba a bucket and takes cover. Thankies for dealing with the kid. Again. *huggies* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 08:53, 20 Mar
I had a long conversation with her last night @ IRC, I'll tell you all about it later :) ~Jewriken.GIF 08:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Wait, what's up with the kid now? You better tell me what's up later. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 13:30 Mar 20

oops...

sorry about the ip thing. ill fix it right now, and thanks for the other template, big help --Moonzeppelin 19:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Why you did huff scenie weenie page? all said bad things against page were incorrect...not once did article mention Emos...not once

Template

UUpartay Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Because I can, and because you're you. Do I need another reason? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:17, Mar 19

Wooohoo! Parttiiieee ~Jewriken.GIF 22:59, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

ADOPT ME

I NEED A COMFY MATTRESS --Wonder Mike 16:13, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


Article Restoration + Your €12 (I Found The Euro Key, yay!)

Hey you deleted an article called "The Caps Lock Man"... I'm not really contesting the fact that the ICU had expired and that is was a crappy article, but could you move it to my userspace so I can save it onto my computer and edit it when I have some free time?? Thanks - --Yes! Time To Edit 19:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh and your €12...here you go. - --Yes! Time To Edit 19:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


No, no ADOPT ME

Pleaseeeeee adopt me, I have no mattress and I live on the streets and I'm and orphan and every night I'm cold and hungry, please mister, that mattress looks mighty comfy!! Please, mister?? I'll be totally kiss-ass, OK, OK, I'll shut up now!! Adopt Me - I'm Totally Special - --Yes! Time To Edit 20:30, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

What's the point of leaving QFA on

If it's featured? Quasi-featured means almost featured, which means that once it's featured it doesn't need it anymore. Plus, now it's taking residence in TWO lists on Uncyclopedia:Best of, which hurts my spirit. My spirit doesn't like being hurt.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:59, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

As far as I see it it's two different awards, so you're sort of taking half an award of it, second best but still an award. But if it hurts your spirit, take it off. I can't be held responsible for your spirit, only your spleen. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:50, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
I concur with Ljlego's feeling. This is like being vice-president, then the President dies, and you're President, but refuse to leave the highly presigious post of Vice-President while being President. It's silly.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Like I said, a QFA status is an award by itself, and by taking it off it's like denying one from an article. Still, if you feel so bad about it, take it off. I won't make a peep. Maybe just an eep. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:00, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Imeldific

Tyank you for the reminder. I'll remove most of them. --MidwayHaven 07:55, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo, it's 1 AM

Read me a bedtime story?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (08:59)

Of course, what story would you like to hear? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Tell me the one about when you were in the jungles of the Congo at night, starving, with nothing but a butter knife note from your doctor?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (09:10)
Ah! You mean from Doctor Skullthumper?! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:18, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Ooh, Skullthumper's your doctor? Is there an HMO Skullthumper? -cuz I think having an uncyc writer as a doctor is a health risk.   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (09:30)
No no, he's a real MD. I think he's a OBGYN actually O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 09:34, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Ooooh, you're one of those... O__O Thanks for the bedtime story, aunt Mordillo!   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (09:36)
How's that? I never admitted of being a male eh? :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:37, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
DAMMIT! How is it you make me look sexist every single time, Grandma Mordillo?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (09:40)
Because YOU ARE!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:30, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Shaddap ya ol' HAG. You're making me look uncool in front of my friends.   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (16:07)
You have friends?! I thought it was all out of fearing you....~Jewriken.GIF 16:07, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
See? That's your problem! I go around, fixing people's problems to win friends, and you say it's out of fear? You suck, grandma, I'm going back to military school.   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (16:17)
Private Cajek, front and center! ~Jewriken.GIF 19:45, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Aye aye, captain! Splice the mainbrace!   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (21:07)
Yay! he fixed my problem...and signed my signature book, he's most nice. - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

*Sniff* Daddy, can you sign my signature book, it's a bit bare...

^ What he said ^ Oh, here's the link... Thank you, daddy!! :D - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Is my Chris Lawrence Page alright?

What are the good and bad things about it? Honesty please.--Pooh the hat 11:42, 31 March 2008 (UTC)


First, I have to say that I'm not familiar with the guy, so the humor misses out on me. You might want to consult with one of the resident aussies, such as cs1987 or Manticore. That's a first point, if only a small population gets to enjoy the humor, you might need some more background put into it.

Also, you need to better format, try to put the following:

  • links
  • pictures
  • further reading
  • categories

Those always help.

Anything else? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:49, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanx 4 that- also id like to ask, do you believe me when i say that stuff about me doing that? is it believable? it really happened but someone said yeah right..--Pooh the hat 11:52, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Doing what? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:54, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

grabbing his crotch at school --Pooh the hat 11:55, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

I don't really need to believe it, nor it is important for the sake of the article. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Editing stuff

I was wondering, although I still love the sig you made ad will still use it. I was wondering how I edit it and how you make signatures? Ta--Sycamore (Talk) 16:06, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

It's just a template in your userspace, If you go to "uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Sycamore/sig" you will find your current signature. When you type {{user:sycamore/sig}} you are embedding a template into the page. This means that you are taking the page at "uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Sycamore/sig" and embedding into the page. If you edit that page then your signature will change... I'll let the great Mordillo explain anything else...I think I've also just over complicated it and possible confused you utterly. Oh well. :D - 05:15 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks--Sycamore (Talk) 16:27, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

And in the short version: user:Sycamore/sig. This is where you edit it. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:21, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

What The Hell Is WoWWiki???

Something very weird just happened and it's traumatised me forever I think. Random pages from uncyc where redirecting to wowwiki.com or something...It was all VERY weird and VERY scary!!! Ok, that's an exaggeration, but it appears to have stopped now! What happened??! - 08:49 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Actually, the same thing just happened to me--I may have just welcomed a nonexistant user from another wiki... but I think the person to talk to is Sannse. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Mar 31
Bad Server! Naughty Server! Gonna take you out!! (or something like that) -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 19:54, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Sadist! Sadist! Sadist! Proxima Centauri 10:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, something like that, cause I think it's gonna make me cry!! It seems only to happening mostly on my userspace, which is annoying... :( - 08:59 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Jews with GUNs

Dude. You wun uhn awurd. You're the best grandpa I've ever had! ...The other ones died before I met them!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [3:27]>

And it only took two years and three failed nominations to get muh gun working....O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 05:39, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, they all died. Kinda says something, doesn't it?   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [5:46]>
Er....someone uprotected their main page? ~Jewriken.GIF 05:47, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
But no, seriously: congratulations!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [5:52]>
It's about damn time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:50, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks! :) I'm going away for a couple of days, but as soon as I'm back I'll get to work on a big shiny thank you template. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:53, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Going away for a couple of days? It seems to be the in thing to do nowabouts. Well enjoy the warm glow of your richly deserved WotM, and hurry back, y'hear? Place ain't the same without you nohow. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:27, Apr 1

Congrats

Congrats on getting the WotM, you really deserved it. Mordillo, My Favourite Circumcision... apparently --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:03, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! And many thanks for the nomination that actually pulled through...~Jewriken.GIF 12:14, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yay!

Mordillo's about, and suddenly I see adminly stuff being done while I'm on Uncyc! Good to see you, you old.... You! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:30, Apr 4

You having the Friday afternoon syndrome again? :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:15, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Not far off, I'll be honest with you. I'm trying to avoid anything that looks like real work, and wanting to start a new article in the healthy glow of my latest feature, but struggling to come up with any ideas. I'm seriously considering stealing one of Cajek's. Ho hum. But that apart, it's been weird on RC the last few days, watching QVFD get fuller and fuller, and vanity proliferate, and no sudden swathe of huffs and bans as Mordillo sweeps through like a kosher avenging angel! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:47, Apr 4
It's nice to know SOMEONE appreciate me :) I've been away for a birthday vacation, somewhere up north with the family. Basically waddled between the Jacuzzi to the local restaurants and vice versa...~Jewriken.GIF 12:57, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
In which case, a happy belated birthday to you! Sounds like a good one too. I hope so... Anyway, I think my efforts to avoid work have been in vain, my boss has spotted me. I'm off to hide in the stationery cupboard and pretend to be a pencil or something. Have a good weekend! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:09, Apr 4
Trying posing as stale coffee! That always helps! And thanks for the belated happy birthday...! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:10, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yet another IP who has the need to leave an obscure message

How do you leave a message on here?, btw mattress I haz it. --Big Guy Blue Eye, in a underground basement.

Whatdaya need? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:45, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Pleeeeease?

Well hello. I would like to request an article be restored. I have no way of linking it however seeing as it's been deleted. The article is entitled : Killester Massive. I understand you have never heard of the killester massive but I assure you the marvelous island of Ireland has. So if you would be so kind as to restore the article so I can finish it? You may not be able to relate to it but without a written record of the massive future generations will have nothing to look back on.

If you could look inside your heart and also realize that I didn't use big red letters or start my request off with a rape typo maybe you might decide to be nice and give the massive what it deserves.

Kind regards,

Me xxx

--Longtimer 14:25, 4 April 2008 (UTC)longtimer

Restored. You'll need to put some effort into it to avoid vanity-related deletion again. Good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah no worries. didn't have a huge amount of time today but much will will be put in. It will be finished by tomorrow evening. Many promises.

Thanks a million.

--Longtimer 15:51, 4 April 2008 (UTC)longtimer

Yet another person who does not know how to place a section head

Hi. I was wondering if it would be possible for me to receive an explanation of why my article was removed. The article is entitled, "The January Withdrawal Incident." I would be most grateful for suggestions on how to improve the article so as to not have it deleted again. Thank you in advance. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, please contact me at Bluefluke37@aol.com, regarding your response. Thank you again.

With appreciation,

Bluefluke37

Bluefluke37@aol.com

Primarily because it refers to a chat site that no one, except its community, knows about, and thus falls under our vanity guidelines. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:57, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

ICU Articles.

I have improved them since they were tagged ICU whilst still highly unfinished. Is it OK if I remove tags?

Which article are you talking about? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:38, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Image Chopper Person?

Hey, Mordillo can you recommend someone who would be happy to make me an animated gif image thingy for me...It's quite complexish, but it's only an idea for the moment. Erm, yeah, do you know anyone who would be happy to make me something like that??? - 05:03 5 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Well, the top choppers here would be Modusoperandi and Zombiebaron. If those are too busy, you can always ask here. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:57, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Visitors book

Why do I have to sign the visitor's book, oh most worthy one?Proxima Centauri 11:20, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

errr...which visitors book is that? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:22, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

This oneProxima Centauri 11:45, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Who said you have to? It's a bizarre sort of hobby our friend YTTE has...~Jewriken.GIF 11:50, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
It's my "zany" hobby, like the "zany" scoring thing on (I won't mention it incase anyone things I'm whoring)! It's fun! And I'm seeing other people start to take it up, too! Woo! - 01:04 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
It's a revolution! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:11, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
Woo zany guest-book revolution! - 01:29 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks for the audio...

In compliance with my own made up rules, have a template for doing the audio on my UnNews page:

Pooey
You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 2nd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Really Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit

You're only the second person to get that...doesn't that make you feel special? Huh? Thanks! - 01:49 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I always wanted a flying communist turd! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:53, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh really, well now you've got one, lucky you! But what's happened to your sig?? - 01:59 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh and it's back! Weird - 02:00 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I never knew that sh*t could fly, or be communist.--LordKaien 16:28, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

No, shit can't, but turds can! It's true, people often assume that shit and crap and turds are all the same thing, but actually they are all subtly different, for example: turds are capable of having complex political beliefs and having basic superpowers, crap, however is the only member of the "poo" family that can fuck. Mmm...The Order of The Flying Communist Turd actually comes from when a turd was thrown at a US president during the cold war... I'm actually quite knowledgeable on this subject :-D - 05:33 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

thanks for aedopting me

Proxima Centauri and the planet Porrila is at an early stage. I think it's time to take the no redeming value tag off I but I suppose I can't do that myself. One problem. I guess all who know astronomy can guess which planet the astronomers have found. Proxima Centauri is the nearest star to the Solar System. If an advanced technology there starts looking for life they'll find it 4 light years away. I guess there will later be tensions when those feudal domineering Proximans meet terrans.Proxima Centauri 11:26, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo are you adopting...do I get a brother sister?? - 12:30 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh sorry, sister! bad sexist me, bad sexist me, bad sexist me! - 07:54 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks

I was just about to ask you to ban that twat! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:05, Apr 8

Yeah, sorry it took me that long :) SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 13:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
No problem, it's actually the first time I've had proper userpage vandalism. I feel like I've finally made it as an Uncyclopedian! The fatUU Talk (to me, obliviously) The CrapSigs I've DoneStolen 13:11, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Awards Template

Ok, I don't why, but I was looking at a certain award page and then I looked again at the award template thing on all the award pages...And it bothered me, because the picture doesn't seem to fit and the background colour is different to the background of the rest of the template and stuff... So I was thinking wouldn't if be prettier if the picture on the award template was this, like it is here? - 12:00 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

On the purely technical level, your template is much more appealing. However, the award template is such an old and historic one, it would be like breaking a sacred tradition or something. How about you put a forum post on it (and pray to god it will actually stay on track and won't run amok as most topics here....) SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 14:19, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Yes sirree. - 03:20 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
And Spang kindly obliges. - 08:37 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
But Spang doesn't represent the community does he? As long as no one complains, just go ahead with it. It looks good. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:07, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Huh?

What's wrong with this article? I thought I was being funny and my friends liked it too. Shadow Scythe 04:27, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry for the late reply, it was under ICU and was about to be deleted, since it seemed that you put effort into it, I gave it 30 days to be rewritten. It has some formatting issues and need some work. Let me know if you need any help. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:28, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
What kind of work does it need? What formatting issues does it have? Is my writing good? Am I being funny? Do I really have to rewrite the whole thing? Do I just need to add more to it? Shadow Scythe 06:22, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Philippines Redirect

Philippines refer to a country and Filipino refers to the people in the Philippines, which are two entirely different subjects. Plus, Midwayhaven and I are working on a separate article on the Philippines.

Thanks. --Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 06:06, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

It may be best to wait until the new article is ready to be moved into place before removing the redirect. Leaving Phillipines vacant has attracted vandalism in the past, and the page could end up here. --Carlb 02:52, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
I agree with Carl on this one. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:30, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Why I should be adopted over aall those other n00bs

My resumé -British sense of humour -Intelligent (Methinks) -Lots of time to burn (Well, after exams) -I have blonde curls and a winning smile -Well behaved (Ie, I won't shit on your router) -Will kill for you (Petrol bombs, lampshade you name it) -Will kill you if you don't Thanks ^^

Tell you what, if you can ask again while signing your post, it's a done deal ;) ~Jewriken.GIF 22:32, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
Hehe, thanks. Do we sign in blood or what? Phalanxia 11:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Kurgan and Ajuk

User:Kurgan has been setting out to taunt User:Ajuk in the Liberapedia article. Please don't be too hard on Ajuk. You don't know how badly Ajuk has been provoked here and on Liberapedia.Proxima Centauri 03:59, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

If I may cut in on Mordillo's talk page: if Ajuk is a LP op, he should just ban Kurgan on there, and be done with it, instead of turning this into a cross-wiki flamewar. Frankly, Both of you are very close to block right now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:04, Apr 14
Kurgan is already banned from Liberapedia. 100 times. --Elassint 04:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
But it really doesn't matter. TheLedBalloon is right, this is all just a pointless cross wiki flame war. --Elassint 04:13, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Can't you just permaban him? Or is he socking? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:16, Apr 14

Kurgan socks regularly.Proxima Centauri 04:22, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

He has many socks; i permabanned them all, and i think hes finally going to leave now. --Elassint 04:24, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, looking at his userpage, he claims to be a "retired" vandal. You guys have swayed me to unblock Ajuk(just lemme know if this is an issue, Mordillo), but just try to keep LP stuff on LP. In the meantime, I'll have my eye on Kurgan. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, Apr 14

Thanks.Proxima Centauri 04:40, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I went to a little stroll on Liberapedia and realized that we stumbled on a little war there. I'll keep an eye on all parties involved and I assure you that any attempt to move the war here will be dealt with harshly. BTW, no problems on the unblocking Leddy. Oh, and apparently I'm known at Liberapedia as "Mordillo The Sadist". I always wanted a nickname. Now I got it. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Kurgan and Ajuk

User:Kurgan has been setting out to taunt User:Ajuk in the Liberapedia article. Please don't be too hard on Ajuk. You don't know how badly Ajuk has been provoked here and on Liberapedia.Proxima Centauri 03:59, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

If I may cut in on Mordillo's talk page: if Ajuk is a LP op, he should just ban Kurgan on there, and be done with it, instead of turning this into a cross-wiki flamewar. Frankly, Both of you are very close to block right now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:04, Apr 14
Kurgan is already banned from Liberapedia. 100 times. --Elassint 04:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
But it really doesn't matter. TheLedBalloon is right, this is all just a pointless cross wiki flame war. --Elassint 04:13, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Can't you just permaban him? Or is he socking? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:16, Apr 14

Kurgan socks regularly.Proxima Centauri 04:22, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

He has many socks; i permabanned them all, and i think hes finally going to leave now. --Elassint 04:24, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, looking at his userpage, he claims to be a "retired" vandal. You guys have swayed me to unblock Ajuk(just lemme know if this is an issue, Mordillo), but just try to keep LP stuff on LP. In the meantime, I'll have my eye on Kurgan. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, Apr 14

Thanks.Proxima Centauri 04:40, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I went to a little stroll on Liberapedia and realized that we stumbled on a little war there. I'll keep an eye on all parties involved and I assure you that any attempt to move the war here will be dealt with harshly. BTW, no problems on the unblocking Leddy. Oh, and apparently I'm known at Liberapedia as "Mordillo The Sadist". I always wanted a nickname. Now I got it. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Nobody wants this war at Liberapedia except Kurgan. I hope you and the others will see to it that Kurgan behaves. Then there will be no fall out here. He has behaved so far. Proxima Centauri 09:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

OK, I'm Confused: Time, Sigs And Subst

OK, so I'm super confused here about signatures and the use of a subst thing and time and stuff...OK I use the thing were you {{User:YesTimeToEdit/sig|<then I write the time out here>}}. Mysignature then slings whatever I write after the " | " into a time format thingy and puts it at the front of my sig... But is there a way of using a template or something that includes the "subst" tags to make it so you don't have to write the time out... If you understand what I'm talking about here... I'm not sure but , I think, uses something like this...Er, yah. - 04:35 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm not sure there is another option, but I never tried it myself. Possibly Cajek or TheLedBalloon would know, I think they use it on their sigs. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:10, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Mm'kay, I'll go ask Leddy. - 05:18 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Sorry `bout that :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:22, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
M'it's okay, daddy! - 05:25 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

ha HA! I is unbanned!

you FOOL! Now I can nominate all sortsa crazy shit to VFD and no one can stop me! What will your little Admin Rangers do, now that Cajek is unleashed?   ~  CAJEK. HELLO. ...thank you for unbanning me, Mordillo! :)   Le Cejak <Apr 14, 2008 [16:43]>

WE SHALL TREMBLE IN FEAR AND RUN AWAY IN SHAME! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:46, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Whoops, serious time

Mordillo, take a look at this image I found at subliminal: Image:Subliminal-computer-game.gif... uh, I hope you can see why that's extremely gross and disturbing. Like, I wrote HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant and I am really grossed out by this...   Le Cejak <Apr 15, 2008 [1:54]>

I have to admit I have trouble seeing it, I get a glimpse of blood and that's it. Care to enlighten me? ~Jewriken.GIF 06:41, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey Mordillo, the internet crashed at my house (?!) and so I can only type here at the library here. But just, like, an hour before it crashed, everything was lagging including that "subliminal" picture. If you have trouble seeing it, then it's not a big deal but trust me, it is truly disgusting.   Le Cejak <Apr 16, 2008 [19:13]>

IDC

OK, but don’t delete the images, I need them for the Expelled article I’m writing. --Weri long wang 13:50, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Sure. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:53, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for trying!

Seriously, thanks for trying to help me with my signature, even though, as it turns out, random colours does not work, I wanted to reward you with a colourful template for helping out. Bring it in boys!

Tank0 With warm regards...
Javascap has decided that, somehow, you are a rightfully friendly fellow, and has decided to throw this colourful template onto your page.
REJOICE Mordillo! </div>

Warm Regards, Javascap

No problems. Although you do need to fix your sig, eventually :) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:13, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Rewrite

Hi there Mordillo. It's been awhile since I've visited here. Just thought I'd tell you I attempted to rewrite the Crack article. I've got some more work to do on it, but I'd like your opinion so far...--WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 19:49, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Stunt doubling

Good morning/afternoon/night (delete according to time zone/preference) Mordillo. As we have both noticed the absence of our good friend MrN, would you have any objections to me doing a little Poopsmith stunt double work in his absence? I just want to tidy up, but don't want any bans... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:07, Apr 16

Yep, don't have any objections what so ever. In fact, why not make you a fully fledged poopsmith? So you an MrN can cover each other's....errr...crap. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:31, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Ah, I didn't want to get in his way while he's about, and I have enough to keep me busy with pee reviews and whatnot. But I suppose if I take the post I can just shovel around if MrN's otherwise occupied. Why not? Do I get a badge? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:38, Apr 16
Already in place! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:56, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Well seeing as we're making things official, would you mind editing that protected VFD rules template to include my name in the same fashion as MrN's please? Oh, and have fun banning that cheesehead below a bunch of times. Hope your banstick's in good condition... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:28, Apr 16
Just got it repolished. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:30, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Hea, awesome. I was hoping UU would help out on the pooping front. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:25, Apr 17
You are now...poopy brothers. Yes. Sign your pact with poop. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:26, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Enter the dumb blonde...

Errr... Ok. Considering that Daddy's away, it's good to have a stunt double tidying up the place. Especially since I'm only a sporadic voter of anything, I'm a frequent customer of the Poopsmith's Lounge. Holler if you need any help. I'm not necessary very good at everything, but at least I can try giving you a hand shovel, if necessary... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:59, 16 Apr

<can't resist> WHOSE YOUR DADDY LUVVY?! WHOSE YOUR DADDY?! </can't resist> ~Jewriken.GIF 18:04, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Daddy is my Daddy, Gramps... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:21, 16 Apr
I know I know, I just had to....sorry :) ~Jewriken.GIF 18:23, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Yes, Sabba. I know. And I'm pretending I didn't notice the convenient little slip I made ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:33, 16 Apr

You are a fag

jm here. so you banned one account and one IP, big deal. Expect flood of anons within today. Vtech was lulz and I hope you lost someone there or something. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lassier (talk • contribs)

It really amazes me how does the US survives with intelectuals such as yourself. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
You asume I'm an american? I asume you're an unfunny liberal. Who did you lose? We know the reason for the VTech and Cho articles being PC shit was that some little bitch admin lost someone. I hope they're crying today. I hope it was you. Faggots. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lassier (talk • contribs)
Erm, no, it was just because it was too soon to make fun of. It's a touchy subject, you know? Sometimes you need to wait a while.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:34 Apr 16, 2008
Why does ED constantly try to use this against us? So we didn't make a VTech article right off the bat. What do they care? They can write their shitty articles and just let us write our good ones. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:38 Apr 16
Why do you bother talking with this erroneous genetic soup eh? You could have been writing quality articles now no? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:12, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Since when do I write quality articles? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:25 Apr 16
Meh, I'd hardly ever heard of this so-called "ED", until today, and I went on it...and er, wow, that place is a er, apart from bits, not funny. Fairies probably die because of ED. - 07:50 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

VTech was funny, you are not

See the ED piece on VTech, that's comedy. You have two choices jew boy: Allow me to make the VTech article as I know how or expect a raid of /b/tards withing the next few days all over this place. Your call. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lassier (talk • contribs)

/b/ is not your personal army.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:37 Apr 16, 2008
/b/ut it might be fun /b/anning all those /b/tards! ...IF they come. VGD >=3 14:32, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
You like the ED article? Here's a wacky suggestion you may not have heard before, but bear with me: why not stay on ED? There's room for more than one type of funny on the world... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:40, Apr 16
I don't know, that's high-concept logic. Might be too much for someone like this guy. Maybe you should try something more your speed, Lassier. Like jumping off a highway overpass. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:17, Apr 16

Mordillo Isra El?

You are hereby subpoenaed under subsection sassafrassafrassa of US Penal Code. While this may excite the inert homosexual in us all, I assure you it is no laughing matter. You are to appear before a grand jury in regards to the case of Uncyclopedia vs. Mordillo as a character witness; that is, as yourself. You will testify only as to the defendant's penchant for dramatic humor. Furthermore, poopy. That is all.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

errr....do you have juristiction in Israel?! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:41, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
The servers of this Wikia site are located in California. I'm too tired to do the legalese on that, so, yeah.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:04, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh Virginia

"Erm, no, it was just because it was too soon to make fun of. It's a touchy subject, you know? Sometimes you need to wait a while." My god you are such a little bitch. Did I know this people? No. Then why should I give a fuck about theirs or anyone else's feelings? Because I'm supposed to? Not reason enough for me. Azn kid walks into a school and kills bullies and some innocents too. To me and many that's fucking hillarious.

"So we didn't make a VTech article right off the bat. What do they care?" We hate your smugness. That's why we care. You are the Internet's "Full House".

"You like the ED article? Here's a wacky suggestion you may not have heard before, but bear with me: why not stay on ED? There's room for more than one type of funny on the world..." No. How about that? I chose to stay here and fuck with you. Why? Because it's fun.

That's nice.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:48 Apr 17, 2008

Er...

Wow, that's a descriptive title, sorry to come back to clutter your talk page, daddy, but is it just me or is something weird going on on Uncyc to do with indents like bullet points and the indent thingies used on talk pages. I've noticed it on NotM and on my talk page. It's weird, just came running here to check the whole world ףisn't about to blow up and all. - 08:22 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

That must be something with your css file, I don't see anything different....O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 19:31, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh ok, at least the world isn't going to blow up... oh and who may this M☯rdill☯ be, I wonder? - 08:41 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hello There

I would just like to say how good you are at going your job. You ban people, you delete articles. Gosh what I wouldn't give to be like you, so I what I did and came in and said hi. --M☯rdill☯ 19:28, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

@ Mordillo: Is anyone going to do anything about this? Surely he's broken at least rule two. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:14 Apr 17
I banned it. Can you revert its edits for me, please? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:39, Apr 17

I don't think I've told you this before

Thanks for being such a good admin. It means less work for the rest of us.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 10:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Newcookie User:Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks! :) It's always nice to get compliments, especially from an Uncyclopedia myth O_O. Oh look! My car flipped over! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Mord-audio

Hi Mordillo, it's Cajek, your grandson! would you consider doing an audio for one of my unnews? I really liked the one you did for YTTE!   Le Cejak <Apr 21, 2008 [2:27]>

Sure, which one? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:35, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Could you do it for UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes? Thank you for doing this, Mordillo. I don't know what you want in exchange for doing this for me, but I hope it costs less than 10 bucks. Oh, and you rock, man. :)   Le Cejak <Apr 21, 2008 [9:01]>
Something audiod this way comes! It might take me a couple of days since I'm moving to Amsterdam on Wed, and things are a bit hectic at the moment...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:15, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm glad that the cabal let you stay a registered user, Mordillo. I campaigned hard for ya.   Le Cejak <Apr 21, 2008 [10:18]>

Thank you, Mordillo. I don't want to seem impatient, but I'm actually kinda interested in how you're going to do this... :D   Le Cejak <Apr 24, 2008 [1:00]>

You sound like the HP tech support I just contacted :). Sorry for delay, like I said I just moved from Israel to Holland, and I'm just settling in. Can you hold on a couple more days? I'll have it done by the weekend. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:54, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
No prob, bob!   Le Cejak <Apr 24, 2008 [20:55]>
I always wanted to be known as Bob :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey Bob, are you too busy to do the audio? If so, I understand. Disappointed, but it's just one audio.   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [0:48]>

It's the damn mike, and I didn't get the chance to buy a new one yet. Really sorry about it. I think I'll be able to get it tomorrow. Hold your horses young Padwan, eventually you'll get it! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:53, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Malik

Oh hai, it's me. Thanks for removing the ICU from the article. Now I wonder what's gonna happen.

How can I improve my other article about the Altair v1.2? --AldirTheKnight 15:04, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, as for the Malik article, can you tell me what it's about? It seems like vanity to me but I didn't want to delete it straight, since you put a lot of effort in it. As for the Altair one - can you place a link to it? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:05, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Here is the Altair article http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Altair_v1.2 About the Malik, it's like selling the action figures of the characters of Assassin's Creed. Now if someone made an article about the game it would make a lot more sense.--AldirTheKnight 19:28, 21 April 2008 (UTC)


So...yeah--AldirTheKnight 02:52, 26 April 2008 (UTC)


I'm going to delay for a bit, I've got lots of things to do for school and i'm going away for the weekend.

I can't help you with that since I don't play Asssins creed. Try to generalize it enough so anyone can relate to it. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:48, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

And could you give me an idea on how to do that intro you suggested? Thanks.--AldirTheKnight 03:44, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Barbara Shack

I don't know why I got blocked. I note that funny articles about George W Bush are allowed as are articles about Tony Blair. And an article about prominent Republican politician Phyllis Schlafly merits a month long block? If I acted against any policy you could have deleted the article and warned me. An inexperienced poster on her third post can't reasonably be expected to know every nuance of policy. Perhaps you thought Phyllis Schlafly was someone I knew rather than a prominent figure. Alright we can all make mistakes. I probably make mistakes when I advise the sysops at Liberapedia as well. I try to avoid mistakes. I know that being blocked hurts. It's not always possible to avoid mistakes.

I can accept an honest mistake. I cannot accept that humiliating text with the picture of sheep from a prison cell. You accuse me of cyberbullying when that is what you and the other sysops do to about 20 blocked users a day. That fits in with the Wikipedia definition of hypocrisy and inconsistency. I have no idea how far you are behind that or how far the other administrators are behind that. When I come back it will be difficult to get me to respect the admins here. Now I'm at a Library computer. You can't block me from editing here without blocking the whole of the libraries in Birmingham, England. I suppose we'll get more contact when the block expires. Bie for now.80.249.48.108 15:53, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Alright, let's go over it step by step. An article that goes like: Phyllis Schlafly is mother of the horrible Andrew Schlafly. She thinks it's OK for husbands to rape their wives. is far from being a funny article. It merited a month long ban which is the standard ban length for a cyberbullying offense. Granted, I might have given you a warning first - but since I encounter numerous acts of idiots a day, which their only desire is to call someone "gay" "rapist" "fat turd" etc, it is hard to differentiate the bad guys from the erroneous ones. However, you could have shortened your ban length significantly were you to send me an email through my page (something I didn't block) or seeking me or any other admin on the IRC channel. The ban window clearly states that.
As for the second half of your post. I suggest you read this which explains, more or less, the way the admins work around here. There are few of us, we have tons of crap to deal with every day - and sometimes we are more harsh than we need to. However, we don't need your respect to continue our everyday maintenance, we need your recognition that we maintain law and order and that is the way it is around here. I've been here for two years now, won nearly every award this site has to offer and I certainly don't care if you respect me or not. I'd rather you did, but I can live quite happily without it. Having said that, a word of caution: do not think I'll hesitate for one minute to perform a very nasty range block to prevent you from causing trouble in the future. You threatening to cause havoc, will not improve your status here. So, to summarize everything: I'm willing to unban you if you assure me that you plan to play along with our rules, and read BGBU before editing any further. Agreed? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:23, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps you would like to comment on this.Barbara Shack 12:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Crack

No problem on the delay Mordillo, I know you're busy. I have quite a bit more work to do, and I like the idea of writing a 'How to make it at Home' section. Also, I'll see how to get some better pictures and morph 'The Man' into a more prominent and known figure. Thanks so much for looking at it... --WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 15:58, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

My Pleasure. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:55, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Musical sympathys

Hi, I was just strolling along and I thought you may like to know that I wrote an article - I thought you may like to have a read or something, or even come and join my fellow voters in the exclusive section in the VFH park for a picnic.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:47, 22 April 2008 (UTC)


Random display of affection time!

*HUG!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:48, 22 Apr

Hellooo Luvvy. Thanks for that, much appreciated! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:36, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

adoption

I'm looking for adoption.... Intrested? - Icon flag-Jp 忍者男Ninja Man 22px-Flag of Hell Talk! The Hitlist Pages I've AttackedNinja-style Main Page Time→ 22:29, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Sure, just take under consideration I'm a bit busy these days so I won't be as present as I usually am. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:51, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Hitler Dolls

Hey Mordillo - sorry you didn't like my post on the Hitler dolls. I've got to say I thought it was at least mildly chucklelicious...mostly because Hitler dolls are being sold in the Ukraine (sorry about my poor spelling of Ukraine BTW) and just extending it to make the whole thing even more mad than it already is seemed a good way to crack at least the smidgen of a smile…I throw myself on your mercy as a god of comedy to unhuff my unnews article

If you register an account, I can restore it to your userspace for further work. What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:37, 24 April 2008 (UTC)


Adopt Me Please!

I am a new guy, who is ready to bear the proud star of Judah. I will eat the worst of kugel's, I will walk the streets of Sedarot, I will do anything for you!!! So please adopt me! -(I was baleted for this edit) 21:51, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

You do know that kugel is quite a delcacy right? :). No problem. What do you need? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:58, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
Of course I know Kugel is a delicacy; but have you ever had BAD Kugel? Not a good experience.

I need help with knowing how to use the 'wiki' format. 'Cus when I edit things I don't want them looking like a tornado just flew threw them. Thanks for all 'help' in advance! -(I was baleted for this edit) 01:06, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Finally, a reason to use a userspace template!

Othx!


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Romartus instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,

Mantiwhore

Special thanks for being the one who lazed over from VFS to the dump. ;) — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 14:01, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

No worries mate. BTW, you're a major now :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
I CAN HAZ PROMOTION? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 16:56, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

JewCrew

A collab account for me and my buddy that we`ll do collabs with...

--JewCrew 16:58, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Please Check

I have a feeling that User:HonestUser is a sockpuppet of User:The Improver judging by his contributions. If not then its just me thinking too deeply of this YTTE noob drama. Thank you --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:17, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

It's probally the drama. I'd just expect the sockpuppt to vote for me the instant it's created but it's just me. I wouldn't use a sockpuppet just to rig votes would I?. Besides, the user might of been created after some of the vandalism one user did. --The Improver talkcontribs10:24, Apr 27 2008 (UTC)
Eh doesn't matter. He changed his vote, strange name though --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:52, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Er...

I'm making this page. And this time I'm adding the construction tag. Boy that really is good advice you know.

I don't follow. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:47, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Words and Pictures

Fish tank

Here you go Mr Dillo sir, as requested, a tank and some words. What you want them for is beyond me, but I always comply with admin demands.

All yours, chief! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:41, Apr 28

Two fish were in a tank, and one fish says to the other, How do you drive this thing? and the other fish says Go fuck yourself. The first fish says, But I don't have any hands...?   Le Cejak <Apr 28, 2008 [21:28]>

cheers for the signature change

Thanks for sorting my sig out, I'm sure I would have done it myself at some point (Sycamore looks side to side and shifty, obviously lieing);).--Sycamore (Talk) 18:19, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:49, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Article Deletion

Excuse me, I would like to know why exactly you decided to delete my Yoshiki article. I read something about a policy where if you haven't heard of the person in the rticle, then it is automatically deleted, but Yoshiki IS, in fact, a real person, in a real band, and many other people have heard of him and his band (most of them are in Japan, but they DO exist) and I worked really hard to write that article about him (with the utmost love and respect for him of course). Because the "History" tab on the article isn't showing up, I have no way to recover about half of what I had written there. Will you please restore the article? And no, I will not give you twelve Euros.

Done. However, I'm going to restore the ICU tag you removed (without consent, btw) since you need to put some more work into it. At the moment, I can't really find a lot of integrity and humor in it. You need to make it more appealing to people who don't know the band. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:31, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
So, what's going on here? You just blanked this article young Mordillo ever so kindly restored. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 12:41, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
I was just backing up the file to my computer, and was planning to re-upload it here once I finished editing and re-writing it. Thank you both for restoring the article. =) -- Becki Kurosaki

מילה

חחחחחח--מילה 23:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers

Hello, yes I am a noob. My articles of Tootsicus Toxica and the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers were deleted. I have read the noob handbook and I am uncertain as to the problem. I can understand the Tootsicus Toxica deletion the entry lacked a real premise and was just created to give my Tootsie Roll entry credence, but the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers was requested on an IRC after I whored for reviews of the Tootsie Rolls. I spent a lot of time on this article and can only assume it was deleted because of the correlation between the holocaust and the extermination of the AOTRF or that know one has heard of the order, but I point to Crunchberry famine of 1652. A completely fictional event that one would only find if searching for Captain Crunch and one of my favorite entires. I beg you. Please give me the chance to rewrite the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers entry. Tell me what needs to be fixed and I'll fix it. It is a wonderful premise. --Cheapinitreal 23:44, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Want to tell me what's it about? What disturbed me about the article was the usage of a mass grave picture. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:54, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I figured that might be the problem. It can be removed without compromising anything else. It wasn't meant to offend. The Ancient Order Of Tootsie Roll Farmers is the secret society entrusted with the task of growing the Tootsicus Toxica plant, the plant which produces the Tootsie Roll. If you haven't read Tootsie Rolls yet it gives the broad strokes. The entry was finished and up for less than 5 minutes before deletion. --Cheapinitreal 00:14, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Resotred. You need to put some work into it so it would sense to the rest of us, I can't really understand what it's all about. Also, please refrain from using the mass graves pics. thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank you very much, and I will continue to work on it, any chance of Getting Tootsicus Toxica back as well, the three pieces were intended to tie each other together, I just started writing that one out before really thinking it through. I just can't help it; I love uncyclopedia. --Cheapinitreal 01:04, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

MRirian Deleted

Hi I was wondering if I could get back what I submitted. I am not asking for any real restoration. I was just hoping if you were 'jovial' enough as stated in the mum's codeine that an admin if 'happy' would help move an article to a user's page. I understand if you don't like the article. It's just that I have wasted some of my precious time and was hoping if I could get it back so I won't feel so wasted. Also I would like to state that it is noted on the mum's codeine page that it is an 'ignorable' policy. So, I could get it back, right? Please? However Mririan, I must admit does not have an article on wikipedia. But she does have one on encyclopedia dramatica. Also a search on google does show something --Hetelllies 00:37, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Done. Couple of pointers: ED is really not something I'll count on as a reliable source :). Also, ignorable policies means that...well, we try not to ignore them. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:50, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Um thanks! Umm so what happens next? Do I take it down myself or do I edit it into something else? I am currently clueless. I just read an article about the difference between ED and Uncyclopedia. And as I gathered, it seems like this isn't something that would usually be posted on uncyclopedia. Something about flame wars and uncyclopedia being the good guys Hetelllies 02:04, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey, Hey...

...guess who it is! Hey daddy, I just wanted to ask a quick question: Who writes the blurb paragraph thing for WotM and NotM which goes on the front page (I just wanted to know for general knowledge but also because I love my one!!)? P.S. I just noticed how much you stuff you get about restoring pages! Phew that must be a lot of work... - 17:59 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Well for this specific month, it was me :) ~Jewriken.GIF 22:32, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh yay! Thanks, they were both great! - 06:58 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OMG you even did the funny voices!

I <3 Mordaudio. I'm glad you like the article, I was hoping you would. That would've been cool to hear which parts you laughed at, though, ha!   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [14:52]>

I really enjoyed making that one, sorry again for taking that long. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:09, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

NotM - Thanks

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

Mordillo, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks Mordillo, especially thanks for all the help you've been giving me, no doubt that without you I wouldn't have won this...so thanks. - 16:14 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

To tell you the truth, you never really needed me, you were quite the NotM from the start. :) ~Jewriken.GIF 19:22, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Why thanks! But getting adopted kinda introduced me to the whole community among other things. I'm pretty sure without the adoption I wouldn't have won it. Meh... - 19:31 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


ICU Tag

Hello again. I've noticed an ICU tag was placed on my Tootsie Rolls entry. I assumed you put it on as you are the only admin. that i know has read it. I've done a massive edit on it and plan to continue work on it. RAHB and SirSquiggle are giving me pointers on it. I was just wondering if it was worthy of taking the tag off of yet? If you'd take a look and let me know you think, I'd appreciate it. Thank you, --Cheapinitreal 04:15, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I'm still not quite sure what it's all about. But then again, I don't need to know as long as you keep working and improving. You migh consider using this for extra advice. Oh, and I removed the ICU. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:56, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations!

Mhailleaward

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of April 2008.

Though not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, I'd like to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. Even before your sysopage you worked hard both improving articles but also helping others to do the same. You, sir, are a true Uncyclopedian. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Why thank you! I have to admit I was eyeing this specific trohpy for some time now! I'll be sure to hold it while I'm waiting for you to step out of the shower! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Yes, Mordillo. If I gave out vanity awards, you'd get mine this month, too.  :) You've been everywhere, a veritable Braydie.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:36, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Finally bowing to the pressure

Thanks to your encouragement (and a very rainy day here) I've just submitted a finished article to Pee Review. I appreciate all the nice things you said. Now, to leave the same message with Mr. MO . . .--Procopius 18:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Now go and vote for defender of the clown on VFH :) ~Jewriken.GIF 18:46, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Picture Logo Thingy

Hello, again! Remember a while ago we talked about swapping the Uncyclopedia logo for something different (like you showed me in the Wikipedia article and the Polish Inquisition article) on one of my articles? Well I've actually got two pages now and it would be great if you could work your logo swapping magic on them (if it's still Ok, that is)...they are Wikipedia Main Page and This Page Is On Fire. This Page Is On Fire is slightly more complicated, I've put in a request at UN:PIC for a burning Uncyclopedia logo, so we'll see about that... The other one is quite simple: on Wikipedia Main Page could you replace the Uncyclopedia logo with the Wikipedia logo? Thanks in advance...And this is still Ok, isn't it? - 08:20 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Of course it is. The wikipedia one is done, with some help with Spang. Let me know when the other one is ready. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:39, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh thanks! That's perfect... The other one I'm just waiting for someone to do the burning Uncyclopedia logo... Anyway, thanks again! P.S. Thank you to Spang as well! - 17:00 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Didn't want to clutter your talk page with another header, but just a quick question: Do you reckon in two or three months I'll be ready to adopt n00bs of my own? Or is that too soon? - 16:46 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Feel free to put as many YesTimeToPutNewHeaders on my takj page! It's really up to you, if you feel like you're up to it, you can do it in a month or so as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:07, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh cool. Thanks...still awaiting the burning Uncyclopedia logo. If I get time I might attempt it. - 08:08 10 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Adoption looks so fun...and I'm impatient, I may sign up now.......! - 16:08 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Be bold! Just do it! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:20, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
OK Sorry that was just asking for that wiki formatted pun I just add myself to the list, don't I? - 16:45 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yep! And put some form of bribary to get the noob's attention :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:54, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Really really really really really really late thanks

I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:49, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Hi

Just saying hello to an admin, mordillo Bark-Bark McCyborg 22:09, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Welcome Bark Bark! Have a great time in Uncync! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:40, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

שלום

שלום, שמי דניאל ואני מפעיל בויקיפדיה העברית. ראיתי את דבריך באיןציקלופדיה העברית ורציתי להגיד שאני מסכים איתך ב-100%. אני תרעתי על אותם הדברים לפני כמה שבועות ושום דבר לא קרה (ונחסמתי). לצערי אני חושב שעלינו לקבל את העובדה שאיןציקלופדיה העברית הסאטירית מתה והוחלפה בניסוי במדע המדינה. כל המשתמשים הטובים שם פרשו והוחלפו על ידי החבורה הנוכחית ששכחה שקיימים גם קוראים. בברכה, 19:41, 9 May 2008 (UTC) זו לא ממש חבורה נוכחית כמו מגלומן אחד שמחריב את האתר. ועושה ממנו משהו הרבה יותר גרוע מויקיפדיה. האיש עושה כשלו באתר במסווה של "התנהגות ידידותית" וכל מי שמעז להרים ראש כנגדו חוטף זפטה תחת הכותרת של "אל תתערב לנו בחיי הקהילה". נו שוין, אולי אפשר לעשות את המהפיכה בשבתות וחגים כשהוא לא שם :) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:47, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

היי

זה פאי. אני רציתי רק להגיד שיש משהו במה שאתה אומר אבל קצת קשה לחזור אחורה מהנקודה הזאת (ולא בטוח שצריך) ויקיפדיה נעשתה הרבה יותר מסודרת ואם זה בא על חשבון דברים אחרים אז לפעמים זה לטובה. רק רציתי לדעת: אם הייתה לך זכות הצבעה הייתה מצביע בעד הפלצת HOT?

זו בדיוק הטעות שלך ושל כל שאר החברים באתר. אתם מקבלים את מה שהדיקטטור אומר כאילו זו בשורת האל בכבודה ובעצמה. זה היה פשוט עצוב לראות מה שהוא עשה לאובונוטו עם האיןציקלופד המצטיין. הוא החליט שהאתר זה הוא - וככה זה יהיה. זה לא חוקי מדינה, זה לא חוקי כנסת. הוא בסך הכל משתמש אחד באתר. זה הכל, הקול שלו לא נחשב יותר מקולות אחרים. אם לא שמתם לב כל החוקים והנהלים האלו קוברים את האתר. 10 משתמשים בחצי שנה? ברצינות. שמת לב כמה משתמשים יש לך פה? שמת לב כמה מאמרים? שמת לב כמה החוקים פשוטים וכמה שפה אפשר לנהל דיון ידידותי בדברים בלי שישר יקפוץ הדיקטטור המקומי ויגיד - עזוב אותנו לנפשנו? זה הזמן שלכם לקחת את עצמכם בידיים, כי בקרוב זה יהפוך להיות האתר של ינון. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:56, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

אין לינון כל כוונה להפוך את זה לאתר שלו. וכי מה יוצא לי מהאתר? באתי לשם כמו כל משתמש וראיתי בלאגן. אם זה כ"כ גרוע, מדוע בסקר בעמוד הראשי הרוב המוחלט טוען שהאתר משתפר? ומה בעצם האינטרס שלך בכל ההסתה הזו נגדי? ראית שלפני חצי שנה בקושי היו 3 בכל דיון ועכשיו יש 7 תוך שניות? במה בדיוק אני דיקטטור? בזה שאני הסכמתי לתמוך באובונטו? למה אני חייב לתמוך בו? מהיכן נובעת ההתנגדות שלך הכ"כ חזקה? אם יש לך מה להגיד ולהסביר, לא להסית, אתה מוזמן. שאלתי אותך בדף השיחה של אובונטו כמה שאלות וטרם נעניתי. בברכה,89.139.86.82 17:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)י

אני לא יודע אם אתה מודע לכך, שהסקר הזה זה בדיוק המקום בו ניתן להטות הצבעות. או בקצרה - כל משתמש יכול להצביע כמה פעמים שרוצה ובתנאי שהחליף כתובת IP. ההתנגדות שלי כלפיך התחילה בשניה שאתה הגבת בצורה שהגבת כאשר אני נתתי כמה נקודות למחשבה לקהילה. אתה הגבת בצורה המצביעה על כך שמראה על כך שבעיניך אתה בעל האמת המוחלטת באתר וכל דעה אחרת שמטרידה אותך במקצת, אינה ראויה לתגובה או נתפסת כפטרונות לדבריך. מכאן הגיע הכינוי דיקטטור. לגבי אובונוטו, לא אמרתי שאתה צריך לתמוך בו. אבל הצורה שעשית זאת, ביישת ילד שבסך הכל רצה להרגיש טוב עם עצמו - ורק בגלל שהצביע נגדך בהצבעה הטפשית הזאת של סגירת האתר (שזה חסר תקדים בכל אתר ויקיה שהוא) והבאת אותו לכדי שיאמר "אני לא ראוי". למה הוא לא ראוי? לפרס מדומה באתר סאטירה? לזה הוא לא ראוי? לא חבל עליו? היה לי הרבה מה להגיד ולעזור, ואם תסתכל על ההודעה הראשונית שלי באקספרסו באר, היא היתה ידידותית לחלוטין. לא באתי בביקורת אישית, לא אמרתי שאני יודע כל. אמרתי שנראה לי שהאתר לא הולך בכיוון חיובי וזה הכל. אתה החלטת שזה לא מתאים לאג'נדה שלך וסגרת את הגולל עלי. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:10, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

פתחתי דיון באקספרסו בר (של האתר בעיברית) על מרבית ההצעות שלך, אשמח אם תגיב שם. המטרה של כולנו היא זהה- הפיכת איןציקלופדיה העברית למקום נעים יותר לכתוב ולקרוא בו. חשוב לי שתבין שחלק גדול מההצעות המגבילות אינן שלי ולחלקן אף התנגדתילא ביישתי את אובונטו, ואם תבדוק בארכיונים, דווקא אני זה שתמך בו ראשון בבחירות למפעילאני, כמשתמש פרטי, לא כאדון האתר ולא כמפעיל אפילו, כמשתמש ינון,, לא חייב לתמוך בו. הוא היה מועמד גם בדצמבר 2007, ושירבי אמר שבגלל שיש לו שגיאות כתיב הוא לא ראוי להיקרא מצטיין, אני אז די הגנתי עליו. חלק גדול מההגבלות המיותרות הן מבית היוצר שלו- הגבלת עריכת סקר רק לותיקים זו הגבלה של אובונטו, תעשה טובה ותבדוק בארכיונים מי הציע מה. הסיבה שהגבתי כמו שהגבתי על דבריך היא הסיבה שאובונטו התחיל להיכנס לקריזה ולרצות לשנות סידרי בראשית בלי לחשוב, אתה מודע למשל שריימונד הצביע נגדו כנראה בגלל שהוא מינה אותו לפקח ופיטר אותו אחרי יומיים- זו דיקטטורה אמיתית. מרבית ההצעות שלי נועדו רק לסדר את האתר, בלי הגבלה של חיי היום יום של המשתמשים. תנאים למינוי בודקים, למינוי מפעילים ולמינוי פקחים אינם נוגעים לחיי היום יום של המשתמשים ולא מגבילים בכלום, כללי הזמן המוקצב להצבעה רק מונעים בעיות שההצבעה תאורכב מתי שנוח למארכב. ובנימה אחרת- אני לומד פסיכולוגיה, ומה שתמיד מלמדים אותנו שדווקא גבולות יציבים מאפשרים את החופש בתוך שטח הגבולות. הגבולות הרצויים מבחינתי הם רק במישור הטכני- כללי ההצבעות למיהן ואולי רק עוד כמה גבולות אחרים. הצעירים די חיקו אותי והציעו הצעות שלחלקן התנגדתי נחרצות. פאי בכלל רצה אחראי אחד על אירכוב הצבעות ובמקור הצעתי את חוק הפקחים בכדי שהוא לא יציע משהו יותר גרוע, אבל עכשיו התרגלנו כבר לפקחים והוספנו להם יכולות טכניות, כך שרצוי שהמצב יישאר, עם החזרת סמכויות רבות יותר למשתמשים אחרים. ובקשר לכללי כתיבת ערכים- הניסוח עילג ובאולטרא בירוקרטי, לא אני כתבתי אותו ואני כבר מזמן חושב שצריך לשנות אותו לקווים מנחים כלליים. אני מאמין שבסוף אני ואתה עוד נהיה חברים טובים. בברכה, 89.139.86.82 23:11, 11 May 2008 (UTC).

While you're at it...

I finally had time to drop by my office again...

"ChanServ changes topic to 'Sabba dropped by to say HAPPY PURIM!'" caught my attention. I'm not that far into my Hebrew studies yet... *sniffle* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:25, 10 May

Wow, now that was a long time ago, I left you a happy holiday greeting, back when it was Purim. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:40, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
I blame the holiday I didn't ask my UnFamily for permission to leave for a few weeks on Holiday the mentioned date and then moving, having no proper internet access for a few weeks. IRC conveniently is blocked at work... *sigh* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:12, 11 May

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:26, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

היי

עוד לא ענית לי בדף זה או באקספרסו בר. יש לך הצעות איך נוכל למשוך אלינו יותר משתמשים? ואגב, ההרשמה לכאן היא באותו קוד כמו באיןציקלופדיה העברית? בברכה, ינון. 13:06, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

היי

עוד לא ענית לי בדף זה או באקספרסו בר. יש לך הצעות איך נוכל למשוך אלינו יותר משתמשים? ואגב, ההרשמה לכאן היא באותו קוד כמו באיןציקלופדיה העברית? בברכה, ינון. 13:07, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

כן, עוד לא הגעתי לזה, אני קצת עסוק בעבודה. ההרשמה פה היא בנפרד כי זה לא אתר של ויקיה במקור. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:20, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Quick question

Howdy Mordillo, quick question: what do you reckon should be done with this: Buster boyz? I can't remember what Zombiebaron's "Vanity for deletion" tag was, which I think would be perfect, as it looks like vanity crap but has an outside chance of not being, I suppose. I guess it's a little long to be QVFD'd out of hand - any thoughts? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:23, May 13

I'd actually go for ICU on the grounds of "no humor detected whatsoever", but the vanity one will do just as well. I don't think it's QVFD material since they obviously put some effort in it...even if it's...errr...yes. That's it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:55, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank you sir

Wow, I really screwed up that nom, and I don't even have the excuse of being drunk. Thank you for fixing it up! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:14, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

No problems! And that's one of the best I read in a while :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:17, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

אל תקשיב לדבר הזה!

זה שטויות הוא פתח הצבעה על שלילת הזכויות של הפקחים בכלל... סוזה לא נראה באתר כבר כמה ימים טובים והוא עושה כל מה שבא לו... זה פאי שוב ואני מסכים ומבין סופסוף את מה שאתה ודניאל ניסיתם להגיד... אבל אני לא הולך לעזוב את האתר ולתת לדיקטטור הזה לעשות מה שבא לו אני הולך לעשות שם שינוי ויש לי הרבה תומכים שם (גם אם הם לא יודעים את זה עדיין) אני רוצה שתעזור לנו להפוך את איןציקלופדיה בחזרה למה שהיא הייתה~ 84.109.6.77 14:23, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

(תחת "עוד משהו")אני אשמח אם תראה את מה שכתבתי בשיחה שלו
לא פתחתי שום הצבעה, פתחנו דיון על כל מה שנאמר על ידיך ועל ידי דניאל, אחת מהצעותיו הייתה לבטל את מעמד הפקחים ודנו בזה באתר. אחד הפקחים הציע לאפשר אירכוב הצבעות ע"י כל משתמש ומשתמש וכולנו דנים ביוזמות, עדיין מחכים גם לדעתך. והכינוי שלי "דיקטטור" הוא דבר שיכול להתפרש כהוצאת דיבה. כרגע פאי כועס שטענתי שהרצון שלו להטיל הגנה מלאה על ערך בשם "עובדות על צ'אק נוריס" אחרי שהוא יערוך אותו מחדש פוגע בעיקרון הויקי (משום שאין סיבה להטיל הגנה על הדף הזה רק כי פאי רוצה שהעריכה שלו היא שתהיה ולשאר המשתמשים לא תהיה אפשרות לערוך בשנית). פאי גם לא אהב את זה שהזכרתי לו אם היוזמות הקודמות שלו: שרק משתמש אחד יהיה אחראי על אירכוב הצבעות (ובמקרה הוא התנדב להיות המשתמש), שיהיה אסור להשאיר ערך שתורגם משפה זרה, למשל מהאתר הזה, שחדשות לבקרים הוא מציע לחסום תבניות המקושרות לעמוד הראשי רק לעריכת פקחים ומעלה, שהוא ניג'ס לשירבי וקורבוס שהוא יוכל להכריז על ערכים כמחוקים אחרי שעתיים של הצבעה, בלי שניתנה אפשרות להתנגד , ואחרי שנמאס להם והם אמרו לו שזה בסדר הוא החליט במחטף שהוא עושה זאת על דעת שני מפעילים. אגב, שירבי כבר חזר בו על כך שנכנע לדרישותיו. הוא העלה מעל 50 ערכים להצבעת מחיקה תוך יומיים מתוך חוסר הבנה שאנשים במצב כזה מצביעים בלי לחשוב. מהצבעת הדחה של מפעיל שלא פעיל באתר שנתיים הוא הצליח לפגוע בעוד מפעילי עבר שכבר טענו שמצידם אפשר "לשחרר" אותם. הוא מינה את עצמו לראש פרויט מחיקת הערכים שמעולם לא הוחלט שבאמת מתקיים. מרבית החברים הקבועים באתר (כולל אני), נוטים בדיון ליישם את המלצותיך לגבי רוח הויקי, אולם יש אופוזיציה חזקה מצד פאי ואשמח אם תוכל להגיב בדף האקספרסו בר על היוזמות, במטרה שנקדם כבר את האתר. 89.138.101.178 16:58, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
אתה זוכר מה הכותרת של זה? אז בדיוק אל תקשיב לו! חצי ממה שהוא אמר לא נכון ומוגזם אתה ודניאל צדקתם הוא דיקטטור ואני החלטתי לפרוש מה-ינוןלנד שהוא הקים לעצמו... תודה בכל מקרה. 84.109.6.77 17:10, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
אין לי כוח להשמצות האלו. יש לנו אתר בכדי להנות ולא בכדי לריב. הכינוי שלי בשם "דיקטטור" יכול להתפרש כהוצאת דיבה. אני לא מתכוון להמשיך את הויכוח המטופש בזה לנצח, כתבתי כל מה שיש לי להגיד. 89.138.101.178 22:23, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

אני אעיף מבט באקספרסו בר, אבל ברצינות שניכם - תפסיקו עם המריבה הזאת ביניכם. פאי, להתרשמותי ינון באמת מנסה לשפר את המצב באתר. וינון - רד מהעניין של הוצאת דיבה, הטעות הכי גדולה היא לאבד את הגבול בין ויקי באינטרנט לבין העולם האמיתי. זה בסך הכל מילים שכתובות באתר. זה הכל. תנשמו עמוק שניכם. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:46, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank You

Thanks for telling me how to do the VFD, sorry if my incorrectness caused any hardship.

No problems. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:37, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToGetFeatured

...yay! I just wanted to ask something...I don't need to do anything about that there big, hefty yellow box, do I on the archived feature page? Or do I? - 16:28 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Nope, that's for me to click to put it on the feature queue. Congrats! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:38, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh good, that box was really scary. And thank you. - 16:43 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
It is isn't it? It's like - GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES IT WANT ME TO DO?!?! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:45, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I know! I had the vague sense it wanted me to do something...But I had no idea what and no idea where to click! - 17:03 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey

I wasn't trying to come down on you you know. If I upset you in any way I'm sorry. I recognize you work hard for this place and I got respect for that. Buds? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN01:08, 17 May

I know, I know. It was way too late and I was way too tired for that discussion. Don't worry about it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:32, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Thankies

Pyotr Kuznetsov Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Mordillo. - 08:07 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It's such a shame that Dora didn't make it. Oh well. Congrats on the first feature! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:35, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
It is and thanks. And is it just me or is your talk page 90 sections long?! Has someone come down with a touch of Spangitus? - 09:45 18 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Is it that bad already? Damn. I need a concept for my new page. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:52, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
How about a "YTTE Is Teh Awesome" concept? - 10:27 18 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks for noticing...

I am, indeed, still in existence. My computer's audio is all gone to hell, but I plan to get beck to it as my health permits. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:51, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Well come back already, the place isn't the same without you! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Expletive Deleted

Hi Mordillo. I read your message in Expletive Deleted's page. Just to clear things up, it was I who did that "CAPS LOCK" thing in Expletive Deleted's user page, not him.

I apologize for that behavior. Just got ticked off when I politely asked Expletive not to do a revert war and do a collaboration with us instead of injecting random stuff, but instead opted to continue with what he is doing.

I just cannot get through him. If you notice his replies in my talk page as well as in the discussion tab, it's like talking to a brick wall (i.e., talking about encyclopedia dramatica). His answers are out of this world.

--Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 07:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry about it, I did notice his thick-headed behavior, thus he got the ban hammer. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

More ways to waste your time

Wow, that took a lot of scrolling to get down here. Anyway, now I'm here, and seeing as you're, like an audio master and stuff (and if you're bored) I have a challenge for you. Care to accept? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, May 19

Can do, just bear in mind that this one will take some time. Just listen to this one beforehand, I have some mike issues at the moment. I'll try to improve it though. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
No worries, I wasn't expecting anything instant. But I thought this was the first thing I've written that might work particularly well as an audio, and as I'm well aware of your work, I figured if anyone was gonna do it, I wanted it to be someone good! Take your time - I'll look forward to it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:32, May 19
Alrighty then! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:35, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Two articles

Have two articles that need placement. These are UnNews:US Govt. encourages Perverts! and UnNews:Oil found on Saturn's Moon: Titan. Alien Hunter 17:02, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

When you say placement you mean...? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
...on the MAIN page as UnNews articles. Had them Pee Reviewed. All are good to go, according to the Pee Review. Need some help with the one about the one about Oil found on Titan. 65.163.115.254 18:48, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Got logged out AGAIN! MY ISP literally ASPLODED last night. Alien Hunter 18:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Then you need to place them for vote on VFH. If you get enough votes, you'll get them on the main page. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToPutANewHeader

Hey! UU, very kindly made me the image for my other article. Could you do that logo-replacing magikk trick, that you do so well, pleeeeeease? - 18:42 20 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Done! You might want to ask UU to tone down the background color a bit, it doesn't fit 100% to the page. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:35, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Parnello's pizza

Parnello's pizza should be deleted I feel. The author is getting at a real person, William Dockery who works there. See Vandalism. They are regularly vandalizing Will Dockery’s user page as well. Here’s the latest which happened this morning. I took the liberty of removing the content from the page as I am an Admin at Wikinfo and feel responsible for Will Dockery’s well being. The article is contrary to Uncyclopedia policy, see Uncyclopedia:No cyberbullying. Proxima Centauri 11:22, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

I removed it. However, for future reference, never blank/delete article on your own accord. Have you not blanked it, the article would have been removed today anyhow since it's ICU expired. Next time - just let one of us know. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:45, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
I signed up here last week, after being made aware of the Uncyclopedia through the promotion of the Parnello's Pizza entry by the creator on Usenet, but haven't had time to have a look around yet... definitely a new twist on the Wiki theme, though. Will Dockery, 21 May 2008
So why exactly are these guys after you? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:08, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Hard to tell, since they're anonymous. Will Dockery

Image...

Please change Image:TolololpediaWiki.jpg to Image:TolololpediaWiki.png @ Template:Sisterprojects/languages Thx! G K 08:43, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

You mean you want to add it? Because I can't find any current image. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:51, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:14, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Of signposts and welcomes

Howdy Mr Dillo. As the Welcome template is protected from the nefarious likes of me, could you possibly make a slight tweak to it? Specifically, in the UnSignpost ad tacked on to the bottom, change "Than" to "Then". Typos bring me out in hives. Thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:21, May 23

Well obviously, since I wrote it originally, so that's why you get the typos. Damn English O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 13:48, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, at least you didn't put a typo in an email to a "Miss Shotting", replacing the "o" with an "i". Not that I have either, you understand. Nooo, I wouldn't get in a whole lot of trouble at my last job for doing anything like that... Actually, come to think of it, that may be why typos bring me out in hives. Would have been why. I mean. If it had happened. Which it didn't. Just so you know. Anyway, no slight to your excellent international linguistic skills intended, just a polite request! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:05, May 23
Oh I didn't think it was :). I once told an old English hostel owner in NZ that I wish to cook late, because I just came in and I'm ravished. Yes. Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:11, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
At which point, of course, she said "I don't think you have... but how would you like to be?" in a suggestive manner. Then some cheesy pop soundtrack started up, she licked one of your vegetables suggestively... Or have the educational films I've been watching been lying to me again? Lousy pizza delivery girls and their court orders... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:23, May 23
She actually said: no no dear, you meant famished. Ravished would mean that you were just raped by a gang of drug addicts. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:37, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToPutAnotherNewHeader

I'm so good at descriptive titles, aren't I? He he... Erm, I did what you suggested with UU's Sophia-fire image and replaced the background coloUr with transparency. Er, you couldn't do the logo css trick thing with the new image, could you (obviously when I say "you couldn't" I mean "please would you" not "please don't do this"...It's a weird expression, huh...)? And P.S. Your talkpage is really getting really long. 98 sections!!- 08:57 24 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hya Yettie, done. Sorry for the delay. And yes, I know I need a new page, I promise to archive it tomorrow. Or the day after. I hope. :) ~Jewriken.GIF 23:56, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
You better archive it soon, cause I won't be able to get to all my stuff when I come to get it all on Friday to move into my place... And I hope you haven't thrown my teddy bear out! - 07:51 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I'd never do such a thing! I still got Ljlego and Leddy's teddy bears in store, waiting for them to come and visit! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:21, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh, you have, have you? Since I'm your favouritest thing child (and all) why don't you give me those teddy bears to "take care of"? And yay, I got all me js working! - YTTE(talk) 09:24 27 May
Considering the fact that both your brothers have ban hammers at their disposal, that would probably be a very bad idea. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:27, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Um...er.../me thinks more closely about my plan Um, coughs...er...they would never be able to brign themselves to banning one of the family...r...right...right? I...they wouldn't though, would they? /me gets all flustered - YTTE(talk) 09:32 27 May

דברי במפעיל נולד

לא כוונו לפגוע בך חלילה. נשאלתי למה חסמתי אותך והסברתי איך ראיתי את הדברים בזמנו. אני אכן חושב שמה שכתבת בזמנו כמעט ופילג את האתר ולולא פחדתי מהסתה נוספת מצדך הייתי אומר לך זאת כבר מזמן אולם כרגע, כמו שאמרנו, פתחנו דף חדש. אם תסכים לחזור בך ממה שאמרת לפני חודש אחזור גם אני בי ממה שכתבתי היום וישקוט הארץ ארבעים ערכים.. אגב, כפי שאתה יכול לשים לב, חלק מהצעותיך אכן נתבלו על ידי הקהילה, ובין היתר גם על ידי, כפי שאתה יכול לראות בדף ההצבעות. ועל כך תודה רבה על עצותיך החכמות (מה שטוב יגרור שבח בלי קשר לביקורת על נושאים אחרים) ינון.

אני לא מתכוון להכנס לזה שוב, למעט ההערה שאתה משתמש בביטוי "הסתה" בחופשיות רבה ביותר. יתרה מכך, מה שאני אמרתי בזמנו לא יצר את הבלאגן - אלא רק העלה על פני השטח דברים שכבר היו שם. ולסיום - לא ברור לי למה אתה לוקח את הביטוי "דיקטטור" כל כך קשה. זה רחוק מלהיות עלבון - זו הגדרה מדויקת של סגנון שלטוני (שאגב, אינו בהכרח שלילי). אם תסתכל על הציטוטים בדף שלי, תגלה שאני זוכה לכינויים מחמיאים פי כמה, אין מה להתרגש כל כך מהעניין. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:00, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

adopt

adopt me or else.


--Baseball16 22:37, 26 May 2008 (UTC)<math>Insert non-formatted text here</math>[[Media:[[Image:Example.ogg]] == [Headline text][[''Link title'''''Bold text''']] == ]]

::Or else....? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:01, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Thingy on VFH

Hey Mordillo! I'll ask your opinion: on my stupid article Star Wars (Japanese Opera), should we wait until RAHB has finished the audio before it goes on the mainpage?   Le Cejak <23:26, 26 May 2008>

I'd say it's up to you, what would you like? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:29, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh, well, I was asking for your opinion...   Le Cejak <23:32, 26 May 2008>
Damn, I don't have an opinion, I'm a bot operated by Codeine anyhow. But...I'd wait till RAHB do his thingy, makes it more complete. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:33, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Is there someway you can slow it down other than voting against it, which would break my fragile bot heart? XD   Le Cejak <23:39, 26 May 2008>
Not really. What I can do, is feature it without putting it on the queue, and as soon as RHAB finishes, put it in. Or, just feature the next one and take it day by day. Tell you what, since I'm heading off to bed soon, I'll feature the next one in line, and let's see what's happening tomorrow. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:41, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah! Is it possible to leave it on the VFH page for a while without featuring it?   Le Cejak <23:44, 26 May 2008>
I can close the vote without putting it in the queue, until it's finished. Tell that rascle RHAB to hurry up! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:47, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Please

Please put your ban stick up his ass [1] Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:24, May 27

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