User talk:Mordillo/archive7

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Adopt Me?

It appears you have one spot left for adopt-a-n00b. Guess what? I'm a n00b! I'm getting the hang of things... sort of, and I occasionally have stupid questions which would tarnish any reputation I might want to build up. So, are you willing? --Mou 05:44, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Deleted Article (Harry Hill)

OK so maybe they weren't the most appropriate words to start an article with, but I had literally only just started with it and was just playing around with ideas. They would more than likely have been removed soon anyway. Never mind. --Cp833 15:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I don't particularly mind language, but you can't understand the amount of crap we get every about "x is gay" and "fuck y" etc etc. So, whatever looks to go in that direction, we delete without mercy. Like I said, as long as you write in good faith and not simply to offend someone, I don't mind. Go ahead and good luck. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 15:22, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Lol I can imagine. I will probably try something again soon and I promise it won't be going in that direction! I will do my best to make it funny, anyway. --Cp833 15:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

the letter u sent me

I just found out that you had put, drmarsh this is your last warning on an article 'clit hanging' why did u put this is my last warning this isnt my article man its my mates??? Drmarsh 13:39, 20 December 2007 (UTC)


ok maybe not all of em but most it does eg david attenborough, oceans eleven, duck etc...The preceding unsigned comment was added by drmarsh (talk • contribs)

Please sign your posts. I don't see any connection. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:33, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

hey do u mind, deleting them out of my category when i just told u they actually did have something to do with it, ok paris hilton didnt but the others did mte please let me dort it out then help out if u think im doing a suckish job, k? The preceding unsigned comment was added by drmarsh (talk • contribs)

You're entitled to your opinion, but when I see category spam, which isn't isn't in English I remove them. Leave it at that. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

ok, look at the article manning, then please look at every word thts related to or mentioned in the article then find out if they are related, and why did u just block roadkill???

gonna reply mate Drmarsh 21:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Why? He messed up your userpage, that's why. That's a major no no here. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:40, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

he ws only joking were mates outsde of the web :D, he didnt mean it ill tell him not to do it k?

can u unblock him mate he didnt mean it, and is there any way of preventing tht freak who just edited my page 'manning' from doing it again, much obliged Drmarsh 21:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

All right, you just make sure that you all stay off each other's user pages. Same goes to you and you other friend Pershing. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 22:10, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

ARCHIV'D

Woot! Thank god it's archived! talk page de-virginizing   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 12 / 16:43)

I'll have yer skin for that! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:05, 12 December 2007 (UTC) __NOCAJEK__ Damn! Why isn't that working! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:05, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
__NOMORLILLO__ __NOMORLIDDO__ __NOMORDIDDO__ GOD DAMMIT! DIE DIE DIE!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 12 / 17:08)

on a more serious note

Oh Mordillo I'm sorry I yelled at you :(   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 14 / 04:17)

Don't worry about it, seriously, it's all good! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:51, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Seweeusly?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 14 / 17:47)
Stop that, you're not getting my cookies. They're all mine. MINE I TELL YOU! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:28, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Vandal on the loose

Hey, Mordillo. There's a vandal doing what vandals do best: vandalize.

Check out his work. Special:Recent Changes Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 10:20, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Yep, thanks for that, I had some "work", so I was late to response. You know that silly concept? Bugger all I say :) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:48, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU DELETE MY ARTICLE!!1

>:(

Which one? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:02, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

SUPER CRAZY MAD FUN HAPPY it was similar to the article with lots of As everywhere

It was a complete collection of nonsense, that's why. And sign your posts please. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 20:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Sweet pink hole?

How goes it Mordillo? a problem with my choices?--Cadarado425 15:13, 14 December 2007 (UTC)cadarado425

Just seemed like random stuff left lying around. Were you still working on that? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:14, 14 December 2007 (UTC)


Yes, sorry I forgot construction sign. May I carry on with it? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cadarado425 (talk • contribs)

Yep, I was just restoring it for you when you started it again. Make it good. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 15:27, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I´ll do my best--Cadarado425 15:46, 14 December 2007 (UTC)cadarado425

OMG MORDILLO GOT NEW SIG?

Are the rumors true? Keep in mind here that by rumors, I mean cold, hard evidence. Also: fact. Also Also: talk page rambling. Yay! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:37, Dec 14

Yep, decided to go back to the basics. You like? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 22:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Yes, nice new sig. --Gangstah fo shizzle 22px-Flag of AustraliaMUNTalkContributionsArticleForum 22:45, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Indeed. Maybe link part of it, or the tilde to you talk page to make it easier for the sig-clickers? Oh, and maybe use <nounderlinelink>? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:47, Dec 14
I remember of the day that a little noob call Led, came to me seeking advice on how to make a sig...:) ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 22:48, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Ah, yes. I just remember seeing something about "Yorric "I knew him" Stevenson", and having no idea what was going on. But I've traveled far, through wind, snow, ice, the Mines of Moria, and Modusoperandi's bathroom <shudder> to become Uncyclo-fied. Yay! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:52, Dec 14
I cleaned my bathroom. It's not my fault that you're always leaving wet towels on the floor. Also, it wouldn't kill you to flush. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:45, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm not the one always peeing on the seat. Oh wait, yeah I am, never mind. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:48, Dec 16
Grampa bought a new sig! Into whom did you throw that Jewish ninjastar?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 14 / 23:52)

Mordillo's new sig is the WORST! ;) --THINKER 06:34, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

What? whould I go back to the spinning Jewriken? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 11:14, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Can you adopt me please? Rizco 21:08, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure, consider yourself adopted. Whataya need? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:14, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
I dunno i am new here...can you give me advice on being a good uncyclopedian? Rizco 18:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Dam, your too quick for me!

Suppose I had better go do something more useful elsewhere. You got a bigger ban stick than me! Enjoy the huffin. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:19, Dec 16

I should actually go to bed, it's 3:25am.... ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 02:26, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Fair enough dude... Just leave the ban stick on the side for me, I will be good with, promise. smiles with an honest smile. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:30, Dec 16
No problem, only...it's programmed to identify my DNA, you touch it you BLOW UP TO SMITHEREENS! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 02:31, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Clive Barker

Good day sir. I created the Clive barker/Clive Barker page that had the same level of integrity as the AAAAA! site. (essentially, I created the start of one) at the time of deletion, there were two large paragraps of text that had most the words wrapped with "Clive Barker's Clive Barker's XXX by Clive Barker". It also had a broke presidential box, and an image. I'd like to know more about why it was deleted, etc etc. JackpotDen 19:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Sounds to me like it was another one of those pages that is nothing but nonsense, yes? Please, we have too many of those as it is, and the gag has worn out. Write something with something in it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:18, Dec 16
Well, it looked like random nonsense at the time I deleted it and didn't have any "I'm working on it I'll be back" or equivalent tag. I can restore it to your user page so you can keep working on it there if you'd like. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 20:20, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Non-denominational celebratory event card

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

Humbug

Hell, if you can eat pork chops, I'm sure you can indulge in the odd Merry Christmas now and then. Give my love to your charming lady as well. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:22, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Many thanks mate! Hope to meet up with you again soonish rather than laterish! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 10:16, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah As Well

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Lady friend, eh? She can get on this too. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

When you say "this" what exactly do you mean? :) ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 10:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas Hanukkah! I'm pretty sure it's over, actually, but whatever...

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Happy late Hanukkah!--Æ 01:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Thankies all of you! bloody christians ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
And don't forget...

WE KILLED HIM!
Mwa ha ha!
From Rabbi Techno

חג נוצרי שמח! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Template:Appropriate template


...I don't have holiday template. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:01, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

That's all right, I'd say thank you but I'm fresh out. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Hey, thanks for reverting vandalism on my userpage, I just saw it :P I could swear there's a template for that, but I couldn't find it, so instead I'm gonna wish yew a merry christmas ^_^

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas!
I mean... merry.
I would translate something into hebrew, but I can't find an online thingy that works :P Even then, the online thingy would be terrible. Oh well. Um... anyway... happy... hannukah? Or is saying that a cliché :P
Honest, I meant merry!

~Fag x FS
Fagchristmas


thanx for the help. i was away for a while sorry for not getting back earlier.btw do u think i should seek adoption from a more experienced uncyclopedian in order to make sophia prouder? thanx --Flaviusjewsephus 17:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Christmas (v.2.0)

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
And don't forget...

WE KILLED HIM!
Mwa ha ha!
From Rabbi Techno

Well of course now!

You said please, so yes. Yes! The preceding unsigned comment was added by OracleGD (talk • contribs)

Phewww....I'm relieved.... ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 12:58, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Convert now, special deals, one of a kind tidings!

Remember:
Keep the "X" in
X-mas


Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas
Ppreasonforseason

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

FUCK YOU IT'S HALLOWEEN

Sig

I created a Sig! Is it any good? RizcoTalk 19:01, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

OOhhh...it's spewing code all over the place. Hang on, let me help you there. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 19:39, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Allright, I created a sig page for you, it's here. What you need to do now, is go to your preferences, and put the following in "nickname" field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Rizco/sig}}. Then, tick the "raw signatures" box just beneath it, and you're set. Following this, you can simply print out four tildas (~~~~) or punch the signature key. Good luck! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 19:46, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Just tellin you that I wont be on the internet for a day (maybe a couple) as I am getting a new comp for christmas.RizcoTalk 19:52, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Yep, no worries. Have a marry xmas! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 19:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Crystal Bay

Crystal Bay Township, Minnesota is not a vanity page. I've gone over the vanity page rules and it does not fail them. You say I have personal references in there but they aren't, I made them up as in none of those people are real. Before yesterday I had never heard of Crystal bay so it isn't vanity. OGO POGO 20:28, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

How about the pictures? Just random? BTW, you might have future problems with your user name, since there is an admin called Ogopogo... ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 20:43, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Seriously? Shit, well if there is any way I can change my name I will be willing. Anyway yeah I found those pictures on the internet, a summary of where they're from is on the file page. OGO POGO 20:45, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Alright then, I'll remove the ICU tag. As for the admin, don't think you need to worry at the moment, he's not active for some time. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 20:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
TOO LATE! I've already removed it. MWAHAHAHA. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Dec 18
Yes, I am considering a long-to midterm ban of Cajek. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:10, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
NO, don't hurt Cajek! Think of the Cajek, Mordillo! What will they do without their Cajek to Cajek after them? Please, have Cajek! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Dec 18
Well, I can't ban you, you're my son. And I have to ban someone for removing my ICU. So I might as well block Cajek. Yes, that's probably the best option. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Admin?

Are you an admin, Mordillo? RizcoTalk 17:03, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes I am. Thanks for the XMAS card btw! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 17:35, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas card

MerryChristmas!

This is me wishing you a very happy Christmas! May you get all the presints prisents presents you asked santy clawws for!

I didnt get you a present, so I uploaded this picture for you...

Santa funny card

RizcoTalk 18:19, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Howdy again

Hi Mordillo, just wondering if you'd noticed... I've made a bigger version of that image you were after. Have a look on the image request page - betterer? (Oh, and as a godless atheist, I won't be polluting your talk pages with any seasonal templates (unless I think of anything really funny, of course - but of course that's very unlikely...) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:59, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Something or other...

Tripspam
Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr,

Happy Spam Day!

Cquote1 Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! Cquote2

[1] MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:29, Dec 19

Lalala

[14:43] <Cajek> go to Mordillo's talk page and tell him to unblock me!!!!!! 
[14:43] *** theob has joined #uncyclopedia 
[14:43] <Cajek> plleeeeeeeeeease

that's all I have to say ^_^ ~Fag x FS

God damn it! What did he do this time? I'll go check it out... ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 17:36, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

BP

I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry for making some bad BP nominations. I thought Hitler's Brain On The Body Of A Gorilla On Wheels was to long for a username, but it seems fine. I'll think twice in the future--Æ 21:30, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 12:31, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

LOLSSS!

with an expiry time of 1 day: I'm sorry, you are currently too sex crazed to edit Uncyclopedia. Please return after you had a good wank

That's the funniest thing I have seen today. Laugh out loud... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:21, Dec 23

Vote for Mordillo's ban summaries to be featured! :) ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 14:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:12, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Short and sweet! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 13:31, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Christmas, Harry!

Oh, wait, you're Jewish....and your name isn't Harry (unless it is). Oh well, accept this anyway:

Deletion Award
Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Lookout, Mordillo! He's got Harry Potter references! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:06, Dec 25
Damn it! I wish my name WAS Harry! Thankies, and have a great Xmas! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Mordillo/archive7! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry XMAS! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 08:43, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey, you're up at the same time as me!

javascript:qeEditSection(32) QuickEdit That always makes me feel appreciated.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 14:42)

I've been awake for ages! What time zone are you at? I'm GMT(UTC)+2. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 14:44, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
It's 7 in the morning where I am, (UTC)-8! Nobody else is editing right now!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 14:46)
It's like a ghost site! All the damn Europeans are on holidays and all the bloody Americans are still in bed. GET ME SOME VANDALS! It's 16:45 here. Why the fuck are you up? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 14:48, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
I always wake up early. Jesus, we're almost on opposite sides of the globe... but yeah seriously, it's just you and me here! What kind of caper should we pull? I mean, we have two roles here: an admin and "the bait". Nobody can stop us this time, Mordillo. Nobody can stop us.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 14:51)
Wait!! I'm here, and I've been here for over an hour--Æ 14:53, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
We have an admin, "the bait" and "the new guy that Cajek vouches for, but is really an ubercrazy psychopath."   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 14:54)
I'm watching you... Spang talk 14:55, 26 Dec 2007
HOLY SHIT IT'S A SPANG! GET IN THE CAR! Nobody can stop us.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 14:56)
Oh damn. It's now, the admin, the bait, the new guy that Cajek vouches for but is really an ubercrazy pcychopath and that mad Scotsman who waves around a bowl of Haggis. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 14:57, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

you deleted my page on Mammoths?

they were very relevant to the Minster page... please reply here 89.243.3.198 21:29, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

AND my other page?? what are you doing????? 89.243.3.198 21:31, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

What I'm doing is quality control. You articles looked completely random and unconnected to me. You want to tell me what it was all about? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 21:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Minster! only like the most (in)famous village in the whole country. Do you realise how many times people have tried to vandalise it on Wikipedia? It is like some trampy place where EVERYONE hates... people from the other side of England were trying to edit to wikipedia about stuff like that. Really, it has already spread so far... lol... 89.243.3.198 21:43, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Let's try to concentrate on one article at a time. Although we're not Wikipedia, we have some article standards as well, and the Mammoths one didn't cut it. Try to finish the Minister one first and then create the rest. Why not register an account? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 22:26, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
ok yeah lol :p 78.145.120.217 10:22, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
er... how do I limit the size of the image on Minster and give the image a caption? Iamandrewrice 10:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Seem you already got the hang of it? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 11:49, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Dropkick Murphys Article

I saw that you deleted my DKM (Dropkick Murphys) article, but that was a base for something which I was going to expand right about now-ish, and I'd kinda like to know what was stupid about the article. Thanks StijnX 18:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

It looked like a random stub. I restored it and put a construction tag on it. Make it good. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 18:57, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Apologies

Sorry about the comment on Ban Patrol. I saw the discussion and thought I'd add to it. I didn't mean for you to take it as a personal attack, or anything of the sort. Won't discuss on Ban Patrol again unless it's necessary. Just wanted to drop by and apologize, that's my first time in all the months I've been here I felt like I might've pissed someone off.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:34 Dec 29, 2007

...*AHEM!*   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 29) 21:46
Don't worry about it, all gone and forgotten :) ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 22:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

ADOPT ME!! PLEEEEZ!!!

I am a lowly nooby and something of a Luddite as well, unfortunately. I need help. I would like to apply for adoption, but don't know if this is the way to do it.( I am willing to grovel and beg elsewhere if required.) So far I have created one article ("Literature") and, on the basis of this submission, someone I think may be an administrator ( I'm no longer able to find the message) urged me to create an account. (I have no idea how to do this). After this, I did major edits of several of articles. The most recent was "Queen Victoria." I spent quite awhile on this, only to find the next day that the first author had reverted to the original version. Obviously, I thought my version was an improvement, but the originator of the article sent me a polite, but strongly worded message to express disagrement on that score. I have no desire to get into a flamewar with this individual and would like to submit my version to an administrator for comparison with the original, but I have no idea how to do this. In fact, I can't even manage to retrieve my re-write of the article. Can you help? Your Humble Servant, Frechfried The preceding unsigned comment was added by Frenchfried (talk • contribs)

No problem with the adoption, I can lay a hand when I'm around. Regarding Queen Victoria, generally speaking it's advisable to check the status of the article before rewriting it. In this case it was a well established article made by one of the senior writers of the site. What you can do is write a new version of it (let's say - Queen Victoria - Alternate History or something like that. Other than that, did you read all the links left for you on your talk page? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 10:48, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I managed to find my re-write of the article by now and at least I know it's available if I decide to create an alernate version. Frenchfried.

No problems. Feel free to ask for help whenever you need it. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 11:14, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler

This article is another Winkler spinoff created after we reached a consensus to no longer have Winkler spinoffs. I didn't QVFD it because it's to lengthy, nor did I VFD it as it's too new. This concept is redundant to UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY, but is written in complete disregard to my article which would make it hard to merge which makes me think it should be deleted. Do you think it should be deleted? Thanks. Also while I'm here, I wanted to apologize for nominating your Winkler spinoff for deletion, I got carried away at the time. --Æ 22:24, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I don't remember reaching such a concensus. Personally, I don't have anything against Winkler spinoffs, as long as they're well written. And this one seems to be the case. I'd let it lay for a while, let's say a week or ten days, and if it really bothers you still - just nom it on VFD. To tell you the truth, I don't really see why is there such a need for drama around the whole Winkler issue. ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 22:28, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
We're running out of dead horses to beat. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:05, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
How about creating HowTo:Beat a dead horse? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 23:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Queen Victoria/Victorian Era

Re my previous question about editing "Queen Victoria": Just want to make sure we're both taking about the same article. There is another article entitled "The Victorian Era" which is excellent and certainly needs no improvement. This was a featured article and the kind of writing I would expect from a senior contributor. "Queen Victoria," in my extimation, is not. Both articles have the identical picture of a young Queen Victoria at the top right of the page, so there is the possibility of confusing them at first glance. I don't want to waste my time trying to improve articles like "Queen Victoria" if that's the sort of thing that's actually considered first-rate Uncyclopedia writing. Frenchfried

Yep, we're talking about that one. I see that PP left a long message on your talk page. Did you read it? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 12:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I was bored before

Thanks for making me unbored!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 31) 17:53

"Shuffling meat around"? Aren't you Jewish? Or is that some childish joke you're playing on visitors to your talk page?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 31) 17:53
Hmmmm...what's me being Jewish have to do with shuffling meat around?! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 12:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
You're not supposed to be eating... meat... right? No meat! Or am I just being American again, and I don't understand foreign cultures? (BTW, are YOU the writer of that front page thingy? Thank you!)   Le Cejak <-> (Jan 1) 15:17
You really need to get you Jewishness better :). We're allowed to eat meat, but it has to be Kosher, i.e. - no pigs and it must be slaughtered in a certain way. Since I'm secular, I eat just about anything. And YES I wrote those, and you're very welcome! ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 16:35, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for that

Yah, thanks for pointing out that whole Hell thing. It just had that big steamroller sign at the top so i thought it was fair game, y'know?

One more thing.. This is how your suppose to contact people directly through this site right?? lol

--Caveman Betty 03:07, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:38, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Template:MonthlyAwards

Since you can edit protected pages, where it says "wrote", can you link to Alberto Gonzales. Thanks --Æ 12:58, 1 January 2008 (UTC)


Talk:Jim Crow

Sid Precious 23:20, 1 January 2008 (UTC)See my discussion page.

Would be easier to post it on Pee review no? ~ Mordillo where is my KRAUT? 23:30, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Would be easier/nicer to tell me how vs. deleting the article?

Thanks for the vote and the nom!

Personal tools
projects