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Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth
Thanks again for the nom, mate. Kenvalyi 01:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
My pleasure. That thank you template looks vaguely familiar...:)05:04, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
I'm so smug I could nearly explode! :)18:50, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Shalom and thanks be to you!
For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame16:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
I was sure I did that much earlier, and found out yesterday that I nearly missed it! /cold sweat all over...
Happy Passover! :)18:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Could you nominate me for Article Narrator of the Month? I ask this because I can't nominate myself. -- 19:26, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Sure, I was thinking of doing it anyway...23:49, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for my lovely nomination
I shall treasure it always. I'd say I shed a little tear, but that would be all girly, which would never do. Sniff.
Wow! A spinning cookie! I feel all special! :) Oh, and there is nothing wrong with being girlish...:)06:50, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
TENGO UN REGALO PARA USTED! (I AM NOT A SPANIARD) QUESO!!!
Capercorn 19:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks...even though I'm not sure what is it for...23:35, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Hey, no worries about the against. I actually didn't get around to finishing it totally yet anyway. So, no worries. —Braydie 22:45, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Are we talking about the homing pigeon? 06:27, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Adopt a Noob-ME!!
I am an uncyclopedia n00b, plain and simple. I know the basic stuff, but I'm lookin for another user to help me out with the stuff that's a little more in- depth. I'm still in school and doin sports, so I'm busy a lot, but I really don't know what being adopted is, so I guess that's just another item in the long list of things I don't know. My articles so far are Baby-snatching, Pen Island, and UnScripts:Brian Peppers the Musical. If I am a valid candidate for adoption, let me know on my user/talk page. The Man Of Led 23:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
I know you've got german down (thanks again), but can you do Brit and French? I wrote an UnNews story that requires all three. Crazy, I know, but you can't commemorate the anniversary of something big without at least three accents. Plus the narrator. Crazy, I know, but you can't commemorate the anniversary of something big without at least four accents. The good news is that it doesn't need to be done until the near the end of May. The bad news is that it requires at leas...oh, I already mentioned that. The really bad news is that it's here. Okay, that's more neutral than bad. -- 12:53, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Should I talk to you on your talk page or mine, Mordillo? Anyways, I noticed soemthing I need help with: Redirects. A couple of times my friends, or even me sometimes, haven't been able to get to one of my articles because they didn't capitalize a letter, or something stupid like that. I checked the code, but how do you make simple mis-types redirect to your page? The Man Of Led 14:25, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Eeeeurgh! This black-on-white thing is horrible
Salaam aliakum, amigo,
Your new talk page has inspired me to go stab myself in the eyes with a plastic fork, but before I do that I want to let you know that your beardy brethren are getting a hard time down under... UnNews:Six-year-old girl denies "slut claim".
Heya! I was wondering where you vanished to...You think having different kitchens for meat and dairy is bad? Try not drinking beer for a whole week during passover!!! How's life down under?11:25, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
And you still don't know how to sign your posts...:)15:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
PLEASE ADOPTS ME!!!--User:Zerotrousers/sig 02:46, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Ermmm...Aren't you adopted by Tod Lyons AND Tom Mayfair already?15:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes, but theres no rule restricting how many
Well, if it'll make you happy - who am I to deny you?10:43, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Doesn't anyone sign their posts anymore? :) Thanks.10:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Can you speak hebrew?--User:Zerotrousers/sig 01:11, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
My native tongue.05:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Hmm... Have you ever considered transferring featured articles from the hebrew uncyclopedia to this one? I think it would be really good.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:37, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Personally I think that the Hebrew Uncync is horrible, very bad and low humor. Plus, most of it is locally focused - so it wouldn't mean anything to most of the people outside of Israel. Why do you ask?08:27, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
In name of our everlasting friendship, I want you two small favors. Can you tell me what do you think about these ones:
I'm thinking about self-nominating this after the pee quarantine. How about the odds of it being ellected?
This rewrite almost earned me a fight with Rataube, which is Uruguayan and by so know a lot about Latin American history - from a left-wing standpoint. I'm such a conservative bigot - see, I am befriending a bloody Israeli... I'm not thinking about candidating this because it's somewhat an obscure subject - and very offensive, I must admit. But I want an opinion from someone who was not introduced to Brazilian history and culture. From what you told me by e-mail, maybe you can be a good "test suject".
Freaky isn't it? I try to scare off the vandals this way. Sure! I'll read them both and let you know what I think. BTW, you're in a much worse state then you imagine, not only Rataube is Uruguayan, he's also Israeli! 08:07, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah well, sorry about that. There's a good chance I'll be going to Europe for three weeks or so for work, and the workload is even worse than usual. Bastards, they don't pay me enough. Anyways, About Brazil. It started out all right, and got some good laughs out of me (the silly war, the fascist era, the chiken eater king etc...) But then you kind of lost me along the way - it seems that when you get into the cultural and religion angles, you seem to be playing on the known stereotypes without trying an, let's say, "insider's vision". More or less what Rataube said. For example, if I'd ever rewrite the horrible horrible article on Israel, I'd proably write a whole section about the rediculous parking scene in Tel Aviv, or the everlasting battle with Jelly Fish in the summer, you know? Some inside jokes you want to export which are different that "arabs arabs, bombs, zionists, jews". But like I said, I liked it until that point. As for the HowTo article, well: it got women (albeit big ones!), got alchohol, got sex - it can't go wrong. Ever! 20:24, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Dunkirk.mp3 was a triumph of flatulent engineering and will disgust the world into the next millenium. Nice job, cobber. Cheers! Get saved! 23:27, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Hey Zim! My talk page missed your wittiness! I need to put some more effort into UnNews...I know... Thanks, ya'll!10:03, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
There! All fixed! And this has the exact certain panache I was looking for....Thanks!06:56, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Our national jokes
Ehud Clownmert and Amir Peretz. We have to do something about this circus. I've thought of writing Olmert's biography as the life and works of a professional clown. His parties in the merkaz halikud, misrad hatamat, etc, and finally his own
Hmmm....sorry for the late response. I'm abroad for a week and got tons of works.... As for the national clowns....I sure like to write something about them, but the circus thing doesn't connect....How about the transcripts of the Vingrad Committee?15:36, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Sure, feel free to call me dad :)04:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Dad. I like that. You're like the father I have but not on uncyclopedia! Thanks! OK, father, I request that you vote for my article's nomination on VFH. Dad . . . Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Forgive me for not voting, it just doesn't really hit my taste, which of course doesn't mean it isn't good - just that I particulary don't connect with it. I have to appologize for sounding a bit like a putz - the adoption, in my eyes, is for helping you in every possible way to feel more comfertable here, but voting on you articles just because I adopted you, doesn't seem right. Again, sorry for that.
I saw what you said on the VFH about only popular nominators get voted - it really not like that (not that MO isn't popular....:) ) . It just takes time and perhaps some experience to realize what the populace around here likes. Took me nearly four months of writing before I got the first one. Take a look at the Von Stauberg article on my page. It took me ages to write and I think it's very well written, but I don't bother nominating it because I think it doesn't stand a chance. So don't take it personally even though it might be furstrating as hell sometimes....08:17, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey Mordillo, could you please explain, in terms so simple the retarded(me) would find it easy, how one such as I could construct a cool signature to make my name look all special?The Man Of Led 17:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Sure, first creae a page for your signature. Such as: User:TheLedBalloon/sig. Put the code of the signature at that page. If you have a problem with coding it you can either write down your name, steal anyones code (take a look at User:Mordillo/sig or you can ask me for help...).
After that, Go to your preferences page, and in the "nickname" box add Yorric "I knew him" Stevenson. Tick the "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" box, and you're done! Use the 4-tildes or signature button and it will produce your sig with a time stamp. Ok?21:51, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
OK, I updeted your sig - let me know if you like it. You can find all the tables for the various codes here. Just play with the value of the "color" attribute in your sig code. I took out the KUN and VFH since it means that you earned some awards and featured articles, let me know if I horribly missed it and you got those :) How is the picture? Alright?
As for the article, let me read it, and then I can kick your crotch....08:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Uh, how do you add just the time stamp to the end of the sig?
It's supposed to be stamped automatically once you print four tildes (~) or use the sig button....05:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
You the saying - there is no such think as an ugly woman, only insufficient Vodka!08:12, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
It's fun having a feature on the frontpage, innit? Two days of defending it from the laziest of vandals... --08:24, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
I've just added him to ban patrol for the, ahem, 'edits' of Shawn Michaels. As he's a new user, do you think it'd be fair to remove him from it? It seems he's been warned. RabbiTechno 18:39, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
OK, changed the entry on ban patrol. I reckon he deserves a second chance. RabbiTechno 18:44, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Everybody does!18:53, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Someone seems to be a bit cranky about reverting RabbiTechno's userpage, eh? 5/05 21:36
He was right about one thing - I should have been in the pub rather than patrolling recent changes....05:32, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
That picture is kind of disturbing on the frontpage. --02:10, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
...for the welcome message. KalpeshSharma 06:52, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
My pleasure. Good luck!07:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
(it would appear I annoyed someone - seems I came under attack last night. Thanks for your help! RabbiTechno 10:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC))
No worries.15:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Would you mind adopting me? I need some good editing experience here at uncyc. Jedibob5 00:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Sure, even though I'm your second choice :). Just kidding...Squiggle is great guy. The only thing is, for this specific week I won't be around as much, as I'm in Europe for work - but I'm coming back home next week, so feel free to ask and I'll answer whenever I can.15:33, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Lol. Anyways, thanks! So, when you're eventually available, do we meet on the Uncyc IRC or somethin? Jedibob5 01:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Here we go with another freaky NaB template
About time I archive this and move along eh?15:30, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Let me check....09:19, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
I'd try to write an UnNews story based on this, but sometimes I can't compete with reality. 17:45, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
That's grand! You write that piece and I guarantee an audio....There was a story spread by the Palestinians a few years back in which they claimed that the Israeli army puts naked women soldiers on top of its tanks in order to seduce the Palestinian men. As soon as they came close, all seduced, the naked soldier would shoot them all. Lovely isn't it?08:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry about the swastika. I am not a real Nazi, and I mean no offense. I will change my sig soon. • • • I said soon, not right now.
Thanks for the Warning
See above.Ljlego 20:23, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
"Helping" the site
This is really more curiosity than anything else, but how do people like the admins and other friendly helpers find pages that would be ICU-worthy, or in need of some other help? Do they just hit random page over and over until they find one or something?02:25, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Well, first of all ICU is meant only for recent pages (i.e. - no more than 2-3 days long max). They are several ways to locate them: Patrol the recent changes and just wonder around (just bear in mind - this is intoxicating!), use the random page option, or use some sub options of the recent changes: new pages, edits by new users etc. This should usually cover all of your bases.15:35, 13 May 2007 (UTC)