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Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

Network rage I'm Mad As...

Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Thanks again for the nom, mate. Kenvalyi 01:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure. That thank you template looks vaguely familiar...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 05:04, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Apologies, my friend. I 'borrowed' your genius. Hey I only steal from the best! :D Kenvalyi 17:12, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm so smug I could nearly explode! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 18:50, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Shalom and thanks be to you!

For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

I was sure I did that much earlier, and found out yesterday that I nearly missed it! /cold sweat all over...

Happy Passover! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 18:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Nomination

Could you nominate me for Article Narrator of the Month? I ask this because I can't nominate myself. --General Insineratehymn 19:26, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I was thinking of doing it anyway...~Jewriken.GIF 23:49, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for my lovely nomination

I shall treasure it always. I'd say I shed a little tear, but that would be all girly, which would never do. Sniff.

Spincookie Strange but untrue has awarded you a spinning cookie!
Warning: may knock out some or all teeth.

Because just a cookie is not nearly thanks enough, and things that spin are automatically 10 times better. (Umm... probably.) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Wow! A spinning cookie! I feel all special! :) Oh, and there is nothing wrong with being girlish...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 06:50, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

TENGO UN REGALO PARA USTED! (I AM NOT A SPANIARD) QUESO!!!

Capercorn 19:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks...even though I'm not sure what is it for...~Jewriken.GIF 23:35, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Against

Hey, no worries about the against. I actually didn't get around to finishing it totally yet anyway. So, no worries. —Braydie 22:45, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Are we talking about the homing pigeon? ~Jewriken.GIF 06:27, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry. —Braydie 12:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about that yet again :) ~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Ehhh

I've been away far too long. Let me know on my talk page what the hell has been funny for the past few months. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut

Adopt a Noob-ME!!

I am an uncyclopedia n00b, plain and simple. I know the basic stuff, but I'm lookin for another user to help me out with the stuff that's a little more in- depth. I'm still in school and doin sports, so I'm busy a lot, but I really don't know what being adopted is, so I guess that's just another item in the long list of things I don't know. My articles so far are Baby-snatching, Pen Island, and UnScripts:Brian Peppers the Musical. If I am a valid candidate for adoption, let me know on my user/talk page. The Man Of Led 23:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Accents

I know you've got german down (thanks again), but can you do Brit and French? I wrote an UnNews story that requires all three. Crazy, I know, but you can't commemorate the anniversary of something big without at least three accents. Plus the narrator. Crazy, I know, but you can't commemorate the anniversary of something big without at least four accents. The good news is that it doesn't need to be done until the near the end of May. The bad news is that it requires at leas...oh, I already mentioned that. The really bad news is that it's here. Okay, that's more neutral than bad. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:53, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure I can, which one are we talking about? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
...the one that's linked? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:09, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
That's what happens when you put an unorthodox background, you can't see the bloody links. I'll get on it....So, which accent would you like the narrator to have? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Suitably "neutral" would be good. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
No such thing in today's politics. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:15, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
As in "standard American". More generally, not instantly recognizable as being from here or there. Or standard Mordillo, if it makes sense in context with the Miracle at Dunkirk. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:19, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh, and while Goring could speak with a German accent, I picture him speaking more like a child from the 80's. It's simple, just put the emphasis of his quote on "totally", and the emphasis of "totally" on the "to", if that makes any sense at all. I hope it does, as I was a child of the 80's and all the members of the Nazi's ruling elite totally used to talk like that. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, being an 80's child as well, I vaguely recall that we assassinated the German elite during the seventies, so there was no German elite during the eighties. Perhaps they moved over to Canada? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:30, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Actually they came over in 1946-49 or so. Which makes up for Canada closing it's borders to Jewish emigres in the years leading up to the war. No, wait. It's the exact opposite of that. I'm sorry. My home and native land has done some stupid, ignorant shit. That's one bloodstain we're remarkably, and unfortunately, good at ignoring. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:37, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
I guess it's done. I can't see making any major changes between now and its release date on the approximate anniversary of Dunkirk (/me says, knowing that a statement like that will come back to bite me in the ass). You've got over a month, so there's no rush. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:45, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Talk

Should I talk to you on your talk page or mine, Mordillo? Anyways, I noticed soemthing I need help with: Redirects. A couple of times my friends, or even me sometimes, haven't been able to get to one of my articles because they didn't capitalize a letter, or something stupid like that. I checked the code, but how do you make simple mis-types redirect to your page? The Man Of Led 14:25, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Eeeeurgh! This black-on-white thing is horrible

Salaam aliakum, amigo,

Your new talk page has inspired me to go stab myself in the eyes with a plastic fork, but before I do that I want to let you know that your beardy brethren are getting a hard time down under... UnNews:Six-year-old girl denies "slut claim".

Hasta luego The preceding unsigned comment was added by Armando (talk • contribs)

Heya! I was wondering where you vanished to...You think having different kitchens for meat and dairy is bad? Try not drinking beer for a whole week during passover!!! How's life down under? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:25, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcoming comittee

it's a bit late I've been an uncyclopedian for a while long live truth and freedom from so-called experts! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Crab (talk • contribs)

And you still don't know how to sign your posts...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Adopts me!!!

PLEASE ADOPTS ME!!!--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:46, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Ermmm...Aren't you adopted by Tod Lyons AND Tom Mayfair already? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but theres no rule restricting how many Spouses Adopters you can have--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:17, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, if it'll make you happy - who am I to deny you? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:43, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

YAY!!!--58.165.101.115Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie Storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number seven from my free cookie giveaway The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gert5 (talk • contribs)

Doesn't anyone sign their posts anymore? :) Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Hebrew

Can you speak hebrew?--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 01:11, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

My native tongue. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... Have you ever considered transferring featured articles from the hebrew uncyclopedia to this one? I think it would be really good.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:37, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Personally I think that the Hebrew Uncync is horrible, very bad and low humor. Plus, most of it is locally focused - so it wouldn't mean anything to most of the people outside of Israel. Why do you ask? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:27, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

My Turn

In name of our everlasting friendship, I want you two small favors. Can you tell me what do you think about these ones:

I'm thinking about self-nominating this after the pee quarantine. How about the odds of it being ellected?

This rewrite almost earned me a fight with Rataube, which is Uruguayan and by so know a lot about Latin American history - from a left-wing standpoint. I'm such a conservative bigot - see, I am befriending a bloody Israeli... I'm not thinking about candidating this because it's somewhat an obscure subject - and very offensive, I must admit. But I want an opinion from someone who was not introduced to Brazilian history and culture. From what you told me by e-mail, maybe you can be a good "test suject".

Omerta!

PS: what a freaky-looking talk page... -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 20:22, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Freaky isn't it? I try to scare off the vandals this way. Sure! I'll read them both and let you know what I think. BTW, you're in a much worse state then you imagine, not only Rataube is Uruguayan, he's also Israeli! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:07, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

I know this. A little dirty secret: I have "Oliveira" as my surname. Did it rings a bell? Iberic new Christians! At least that's what I've been told. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 08:11, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
I googled for it. Yeah, it's a Sephardic surname. So I could be a Jew, if this surname was not from the father's side. I am Marton (an Scottish surname that YHVH knows how reached Italy) from my mom. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 08:19, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh no, not him too! Watch out from the jews! And from leftist israelis, those are truly the worst.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 08:24, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
As I mentioned several times, we're a mafia. Alas, did you know there were a Jewish mafia in Capone's Chicago? See? I'm both Italian and Jewish... Run away! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 08:28, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Sure, it was Lansky I remember correctly? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, Lanski. There is a song about Bikini Girls With Machine Guns, but nothing about Suit Jews With Tommy Guns... You're too slow, Mord. Now I have new stuff.-- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 05:31, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah well, sorry about that. There's a good chance I'll be going to Europe for three weeks or so for work, and the workload is even worse than usual. Bastards, they don't pay me enough. Anyways, About Brazil. It started out all right, and got some good laughs out of me (the silly war, the fascist era, the chiken eater king etc...) But then you kind of lost me along the way - it seems that when you get into the cultural and religion angles, you seem to be playing on the known stereotypes without trying an, let's say, "insider's vision". More or less what Rataube said. For example, if I'd ever rewrite the horrible horrible article on Israel, I'd proably write a whole section about the rediculous parking scene in Tel Aviv, or the everlasting battle with Jelly Fish in the summer, you know? Some inside jokes you want to export which are different that "arabs arabs, bombs, zionists, jews". But like I said, I liked it until that point. As for the HowTo article, well: it got women (albeit big ones!), got alchohol, got sex - it can't go wrong. Ever! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:24, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

What if I told you there's nothing but stereotypes? Even for inner consumption? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 20:27, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, I can't say otherwise since I've never been there, but it seems to me that every country, with a history, has to have something more that stereotypes. Am I wrong here? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Why do you think it took me 8 months before admitting I was Brazilian? XD
Actually, I've shown this to a Brazilian today and he did not complain about these so unfortunately true stereotypes. Is that a signal? The truth is that all you know about Brazil come either from mass-media - and these crimes are real - or from state-funded advertising campaigns. Last year, there was the Brazil's Year in France. What do you think Brazilian Government decided to show? Writers? Artists? Designers? No... just women with chicken bikinis. Because, aside from that, we have nothing to show. Or, better put, nothing "Brazilian" - we do have desiginers, artists, writers, heavy metal bands and such, but they could have appeared in any country in the western world. And there's a deeply hateful nationalist ideology - followed in details by Brazilian government - which says that, for this reason, they are not "Brazilians" at all. In sum, Brazil is pure folklore. Oh, shit, when I was born they were on the B letter and I thought that Belgium was too boring. Also, I thought hearing something about bras... As gramps said: "women and orange you will find everywhere in the world"...
But nevermind. I think the last article I've mentioned is quite hot. Maybe my best entry up to now. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 20:36, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
I'll just have to take your word for that and just come over and see for myself! You just make sure you mark all the pubs which serve Guiness beforehand. Unless you have good local brands....Going to read your new one! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
The local brands are mostly as okay as Budweiser or Sol. Just industrial mass-scale average-taste stuff. If Rataube has ever told you about Norteña and Pilsen, the well-above-average Uruguayan fat-bottled ones, we have something simmilar, in smaller bottles. We also have some nice German-style Weissbier. As I am a big time British ale fan, I know every bar selling Guiness in this city, because Old Speckled Hen and Newcastle generally come along. Zhheeeers! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 10:31, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Dunkirk.mp3

Dunkirk.mp3 was a triumph of flatulent engineering and will disgust the world into the next millenium. Nice job, cobber. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:27, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Agreed. I told him the exact same thing. The exact same thing. Uncanny. If he didn't already have a Goldstein I'd steal one from someone else and give it to him. Perhaps it's best that he's already got one. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:58, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey Zim! My talk page missed your wittiness! I need to put some more effort into UnNews...I know... Thanks, ya'll! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:03, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

FU Mordillo

Fudash
FU just doesn't have the same ring without Spang at the end. (Or, in other words, here's the pic you asked for. I cut the "goatste" bit, as that just made it look like a mess. Instead, I present you with this mess).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
...and I just realized two things. 1) Your talkpage doesn't show the subheader titles (this one is called == FU Mordillo ==), meaning the first bit of my comment makes no sense, and 2) you asked for a pic with a fist, rather than the finger. I can redo if you want. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

There! All fixed! And this has the exact certain panache I was looking for....Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 06:56, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Our national jokes

Ehud Clownmert and Amir Peretz. We have to do something about this circus. I've thought of writing Olmert's biography as the life and works of a professional clown. His parties in the merkaz halikud, misrad hatamat, etc, and finally his own government circus, and his fall under the feet of winograd (an elefant maybe?). Nassrallah could be the cannon man, katzav and ramon the clowns little girls have to watch out from, etc. It is not specially creative, but it's definitively what we'd call a bdicha mitbakeshet. What you think?---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm....sorry for the late response. I'm abroad for a week and got tons of works.... As for the national clowns....I sure like to write something about them, but the circus thing doesn't connect....How about the transcripts of the Vingrad Committee? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:36, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

I wish to request adoption per the adopt a noob program. Please?--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure, feel free to call me dad :) ~Jewriken.GIF 04:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Dad. I like that. You're like the father I have but not on uncyclopedia! Thanks! OK, father, I request that you vote for my article's nomination on VFH. Dad . . . Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Forgive me for not voting, it just doesn't really hit my taste, which of course doesn't mean it isn't good - just that I particulary don't connect with it. I have to appologize for sounding a bit like a putz - the adoption, in my eyes, is for helping you in every possible way to feel more comfertable here, but voting on you articles just because I adopted you, doesn't seem right. Again, sorry for that.

I saw what you said on the VFH about only popular nominators get voted - it really not like that (not that MO isn't popular....:) ) . It just takes time and perhaps some experience to realize what the populace around here likes. Took me nearly four months of writing before I got the first one. Take a look at the Von Stauberg article on my page. It took me ages to write and I think it's very well written, but I don't bother nominating it because I think it doesn't stand a chance. So don't take it personally even though it might be furstrating as hell sometimes....~Jewriken.GIF 08:17, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

No worries. Just figured I'd let you know it was up there. Cheers--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
New question! Do you know how to do math text with the <math></math>tags?--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:42, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Damn, got me there. I actually never did anything with the math tags.....You probably want to ask Spang or Braydie. They're bound to know. Not a very good adopter am I? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:34, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

No worries. I got a new feature nomination up (yet another self-nom, aren't I modest?) No obligation, but if you could read it, I'm trying to spread the word.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:49, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Also, I've been thinking. I'm not a n00b. I don't really need an adoptive father, and other n00b1375 could use your help more than I. I may even become an adopter. *sniff*conveniently timed blink and look away*I hope we can still be friends. Leave me a message to let me know you saw this message, por favor.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:49, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the lovely template. Vote on HowTo:Beat the Odds, then you know you'll be getting a call soon. Unless you dislike it. Then forget about it. Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:23, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Signatures

Hey Mordillo, could you please explain, in terms so simple the retarded(me) would find it easy, how one such as I could construct a cool signature to make my name look all special?The Man Of Led 17:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure, first creae a page for your signature. Such as: User:TheLedBalloon/sig. Put the code of the signature at that page. If you have a problem with coding it you can either write down your name, steal anyones code (take a look at User:Mordillo/sig or you can ask me for help...).

After that, Go to your preferences page, and in the "nickname" box add Yorric "I knew him" Stevenson. Tick the "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" box, and you're done! Use the 4-tildes or signature button and it will produce your sig with a time stamp. Ok? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:51, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Uh, I made the sig page and just used you basic code, hows this?: P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs)--The Man of Led 01:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Did I do that right?
Anyways, how could I make it gray instead of red, and maybe add a nice pic(like your flag or that star) to it somewhere? Also, Could I somehow make so that "The Man" links to the Order of Uncyclopedia? I am just full of questions tonight....
BTW, my article Baby-snatching is up for VFH if you wanna, you know, help me out a bit *winks, raises eyebrows, and places hands strategically near crotchal area*

OK, I updeted your sig - let me know if you like it. You can find all the tables for the various codes here. Just play with the value of the "color" attribute in your sig code. I took out the KUN and VFH since it means that you earned some awards and featured articles, let me know if I horribly missed it and you got those :) How is the picture? Alright?

As for the article, let me read it, and then I can kick your crotch....~Jewriken.GIF 08:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Awesome sig, man, much appreciated. Love the balloons!! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs)

Uh, how do you add just the time stamp to the end of the sig?

It's supposed to be stamped automatically once you print four tildes (~) or use the sig button....~Jewriken.GIF 05:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

Dry Martini NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies

Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 03:01, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You the saying - there is no such think as an ugly woman, only insufficient Vodka! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:12, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Frontpage

It's fun having a feature on the frontpage, innit? Two days of defending it from the laziest of vandals... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:24, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Not to say - the lamest....that was funny: [[image:ostrich.jpg|gaygayagain00PX]]. I mean, come on! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
If a vandal had talent he wouldn't be a vandal. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:30, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Ownsulot

I've just added him to ban patrol for the, ahem, 'edits' of Shawn Michaels. As he's a new user, do you think it'd be fair to remove him from it? It seems he's been warned. RabbiTechno 18:39, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Ownsualot

OK, changed the entry on ban patrol. I reckon he deserves a second chance. RabbiTechno 18:44, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Everybody does! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:53, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

UN:BP

Someone seems to be a bit cranky about reverting RabbiTechno's userpage, eh? –—Hv (talk) 5/05 21:36

See here for what I'm on about. –—Hv (talk) 5/05 22:31

He was right about one thing - I should have been in the pub rather than patrolling recent changes....~Jewriken.GIF 05:32, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

...

That picture is kind of disturbing on the frontpage. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:10, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Arghhh...makes me wanna do terrible, awful things!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 05:32, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Puns are the lowest form of humour, I hear. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Are we talking about the Stereotse pic? What does it have to do with puns? ~Jewriken.GIF 05:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Pun, as in "a play on words". Not pun as in "the sound you make when you fall on your bottom". That would be silly. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

...for the welcome message. KalpeshSharma 06:52, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure. Good luck! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

Cheers!

Flours A Bunch of Flours!
For de-vandalising my userpage
Many thanks!

RabbiTechno

(it would appear I annoyed someone - seems I came under attack last night. Thanks for your help! RabbiTechno 10:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC))

No worries. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Adopt

Would you mind adopting me? I need some good editing experience here at uncyc. Jedibob5 00:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure, even though I'm your second choice :). Just kidding...Squiggle is great guy. The only thing is, for this specific week I won't be around as much, as I'm in Europe for work - but I'm coming back home next week, so feel free to ask and I'll answer whenever I can. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:33, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Lol. Anyways, thanks! So, when you're eventually available, do we meet on the Uncyc IRC or somethin? Jedibob5 01:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Here we go with another freaky NaB template

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
Black & White Cookies
You have be
some black an
For voting on The 
en awarded
d white cookies
Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 04:14, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

...that displays like shit in your freaky talk page... -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket [scream!] 04:15, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

About time I archive this and move along eh?~Jewriken.GIF 15:30, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Indiana Tech

Well I've been working hard on this article, I don't think its really breaking Vanity laws anymore, don't you? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Viper Snake (talk • contribs)

Let me check....~Jewriken.GIF 09:19, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Ahem

I'd try to write an UnNews story based on this, but sometimes I can't compete with reality. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:45, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

That's grand! You write that piece and I guarantee an audio....There was a story spread by the Palestinians a few years back in which they claimed that the Israeli army puts naked women soldiers on top of its tanks in order to seduce the Palestinian men. As soon as they came close, all seduced, the naked soldier would shoot them all. Lovely isn't it? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Man, I gotta join the Israeli army! Or, more accurately: the first casualty of war is the truth. I'm not planning to write it; The Daily Show spoofed the story last night. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:07, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry about the swastika. I am not a real Nazi, and I mean no offense. I will change my sig soon. Necropaxx (T) {~} I said soon, not right now.

Thanks for the Warning

See above.Ljlego 20:23, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

"Helping" the site

This is really more curiosity than anything else, but how do people like the admins and other friendly helpers find pages that would be ICU-worthy, or in need of some other help? Do they just hit random page over and over until they find one or something? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:25, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, first of all ICU is meant only for recent pages (i.e. - no more than 2-3 days long max). They are several ways to locate them: Patrol the recent changes and just wonder around (just bear in mind - this is intoxicating!), use the random page option, or use some sub options of the recent changes: new pages, edits by new users etc. This should usually cover all of your bases. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:35, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

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