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Archive One

“Place new messages here, there, everywhere or wherever the fuck you want.”
~ Mordillo on New Messages

Update

I'm trying to put it on but the file is too nig, ill try and smallerise it.

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Thanks! looking forward to hear it...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:33, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Well hello

Yeah well, love that article, I'll get it done as soon as the time I have is enough, for great justice!!!! 3....2....1....LAUNCH!!!!!

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

E-mail

Did you receive my, huhh, private message? Hay, people, what you're looking at? It was just a family recipe for brezels, okay? -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 19:00, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Emmm....Can't say that I did....I just checked my email, and unless you're trying to sell me viagra and/or want me to invest in Nigeria, I didn't see anything....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:24, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

"Yes we have not bananas". -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 13:10, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

I do not know what you're smoking, but I want some. Please. Oh yes, what were we talking about? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:42, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Nevermind... Just about the shitholes of the world and the nefarious trolls that make those places their natural habitat. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 13:50, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Santa cross money Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas|

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:23, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Chimp Santa NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 19:28, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only had the one template, so pretend this says something about Hannukah :) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Roast potato flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started
making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy.

Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

Happy Christmas Hannukah and a Merry Birthday Happy New Year. Have thee a potato in a hat. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Piss off! I mean, cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

NavyXmas ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!


Happy generic Holiday! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Have a Happy... umm...
Snowflake
Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [01:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)]
Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

Happy Hanukkah and thanks for the card.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 12:14, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

N00b

Just stopping by, i'm a "n00b". really liking the uncyclopedia thing, but i don't know how i am doing in the scheme of things, and as an admin, wondering if you could tell me, thank you, and if this was a waste of your time, just bash me in the face with a frying pan {{Chazz 10:04, 13 December 2006 (UTC)}}

Well, first of all I'm not an admin. Second, I've misplaced my frying pan so you'll just have to hold that thought. As for how you're doing - as long as you're doing everything in good faith and read some of the links I left at your page, you can't really go wrong! If you have any specific questions, I'll be glad to help. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:09, 13 December 2006 (UTC)


did not see any links on my page, doing someting wrong?{{Chazz 10:40, 13 December 2006 (UTC)}}

I don't understand the question, what exactly doesn't work? Btw, you might want to create yourself a customary sig so you won't have to use the shortcut you're using at the moment. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 11:47, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Don't get it

What's wrong with my signature? needAbrain BrainSign [babble] 16:07, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Visually, it's nice. But look at your code and look at mine. While I'm using a sig template, you're putting the entire code on the page, thereby making a bit of a mess. Put your code at: user:NeedABrain/sig and after that chage your prefrences in Nickname to - {{SUBST:nosubst|User:NeedABrain/sig}}. And there was much rejoycing. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:51, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

No worries....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:49, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

black suns?

Hey, dude, thanks for the positive feed back you are required to, by Law of Uncyc on my last reading. Black suns: of course, that's a silly notion unless you twist it up... if by definition a huge roiling mass is a sun, and a black hole is an even more massive and tightly compacted thing, then in a sense "black sun" is a valid, if somwhat poetic, adjective. I was going to tell you, I liked that because I've been researching black holes, comsology and such recently, and I read that with a sense of synchronicity.

As for head rev, I actually don't care, but I need to pretend to if I'm going to have any material to add to the article I'm reading. I've complained in the past about the lousy pay at Uncyc, my brother, and other stuff in the past while reading, and will continue to do so.

Oh, and keep up the excellent Unwork you do, that voodoo, that you do... ugh, I'm insane. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:02, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

goddamnitzim?

Hey, thanks for caring. I was abducted by aliens, but that was years ago. I was felled by a grievous illness complete with fever, nausea, cramps, headache, and that aggravated my already dodgey lumbar spine... well, you get the idea. I;ll try to be more considerate in future, and leave you a message before I pass out next time... heh heh... really, though, I feel missed... my parents can't even do that. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:07, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

BTW, excellent job on the Hitler audio. Congratulations, you pissed offthe entire German speaking population of Europe and South America... heh heh Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:27, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:"US not really arrogant or stupid" says State Department official of own free will

Why do you think this pic should be pulled? Bear in mind, if you want to call me a useless gobshite, that I rarely follow the actual news and have little idea of the world beyond my neighborhood. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:36, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

I've been thinking about this, and read your opinion that it's over the top. It's coming off the front page soon, so it won't be highly visible anymore. Why don't you post the question in the Village Dump and see if others agree with you. Being a Yank(er), of course I'm all about free speech and shit, and how your country sucks, just like all the other countries beside the US. Left up to me alone, I'd leave it because:
  1. UnNews contains the word "news".
  2. The pic contains news content.
  3. First Amendment, buddy!
  4. So sit on a parking meter and violate yourself.

Uh, don't pay attention to what's above... too much... new medications, you know? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:56, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Monkeys again?

I'm looking forward to hearing your piece. You have a lot of balls, putting your real life ahead of Uncyclopedia... heh heh Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:22, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Congrats

Finally! You got that article featured!--- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 06:43, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Yay! Thanks for your vote! much appreciated! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:32, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

This congratulations is seconded by the Zombiebaron Foundation for Seconding Congatulations. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:00, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
This humble Jew thanks you! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:02, 17 October 2006 (PDT)

Wow!

Your audio is so good... XD
I'm still laughing even now.
P.S: Loving the accent. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:48, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Jumpingcats391io Hooray!!!
Flyingfeline likes you! Purrrrrr! Hugs! Don't mind the claws...

Twas my pleasure indeed. Always happy to help a lady, especially someone who just wrote her first UnNews piece AND has a real English accent....:) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:49, 13 October 2006 (UTC)


UnNews:Sadam

I see you have put a notice up about recording this. If I could be so bold as to make one request:

When you get to his last bit:

"Unite, my people. Unite against the Great Satan. Unite against the Western Imperialists. Unite against those who torture, repress, and kill you. Iraq will rise again, and be as free and as peaceful as it once was. Had I the power to restore Iraq to the Democracy of ages past, I would do so immediately. But lacking this power, it is you who must act. Unite us. Unite the clans."

start sliding into a Scottish accent. I hear it in my head when I read it, and if you can pull it off, it would be halarious. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 17/10 23:00

I'll give it my best shot, altough I didn't practice my Scotish accent for a while. clear throat "FREEEEDDDDDOOOMMMMMM!!!!!" -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:26, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Nice. You sir, have a great face for radio. Voice too. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 19/10 00:39
Thanks! I was trying the Scotish bit but all I got was the Arabic accent...so, maybe next time...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:42, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Deleted on launch?

Quick question: I spent about three hours building an article and, when I finally was ready to go, I was told by the system that it was deleted by Guest, and did I want to recreate it? I opted for the recreate (I didn't think it had been created at all yet!), but what happened? How (and why) was my article deleted before it was even written?

Freakonite 20:49, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Are we talking about the Ospray piece? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:48, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

We are. Freakonite 14:16, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

You probably created some part of it without paying attention and without putting the work in process tag and Guest (which is one of the sysops) thought it was yet another piece of random crap. But it looks ok at the moment. Next time you build something and it is still under construction, use the {{WIP|~~~~~}} template, so no one will touch it while it is still under construction. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:39, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I did hit the "Save Page" by accident once when I meant to hit preview. I'll put the WIP tag in first by default until the job is done from now on. Wow, you guys are real eagle-eyes, aren't you? --Freakonite 17:17, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

) Well, it is nothing really personal...it's just because there are so much spammers and vanity artists around it it sometimes hard to see the good ones coming in. btw, another option, if you want to be more relaxed about it, is to write the piece in your namespace. like: user:Freakonite/Ospray where you can possibly do everything you want and then move it to the main name space. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:32, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Wasn't taking it personally at all! I was just worried about getting banned for defying The Administrators. Since Boeing was one of the contractors, and mentioned and linked in the article, it would be appropriate to put a link to the Osprey piece in the list of Boein aircraft, correct? --Freakonite 18:52, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Sure! sounds reasonable. Don't worry about getting banned, as long as you act in good intentions, there's no real reason to get banning. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:10, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Moshe Katzav

A mission for you.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:35, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Damn, all of the synapses are working now. Take a look at user:mordillo/Moshe Katsav (CV) and lay me a hand! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:13, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

For reverting that idiot that vandalized all my stuff. Thanks for putting him on ban patrol too. Greatly appreciated. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:16, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
No worries, trying to keep the place civil. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:05, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

You Jews and your Jewey stuff

I think it's creative and original. It's not the funniest thing in the world, but I'd still vote For it on VFH if only because I haven't seen anything like it on there and variety is the spice of life. You sure do have a lot of stuff related to the People of God don't ya? --Anyone 14:10, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Well, yeah, we love causing chaos and mayham. How would you improve its humor? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:12, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

That's hard to say. First and foremost, i'm not sure I'm the person you want to ask. Someone with more VFH's maybe. But in my limited expierience I can still say I don't find it funny because I don't think some religious humour is funny. I can see the time you put into it and the creativity with matching the different Jewish aspects to file sharing program ettiqutte and processes, but simply having a Jewish themed filesharing program just doesn't do it for me. I really couldn't tell you what else you could do to make it funny because I'm not sure its a topic that has that much ground to cover. Like I said though, I award humour, effort, and creativity, and you've covered two of those bases. --Anyone 14:35, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. I don't actually look at it as a "religious" humor but more of an ethnical/self flagulation humor. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:41, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Welcome.

Thanks for the welcome. Also, is this acceptable for this wiki? I just added it... Hunterd 09:16, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Ta for the advice. Hunterd 23:28, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

No Worries. I've noticed that Ogopogo already huffed your user page...time to start a new one...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 23:53, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

POTM

--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:35, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome! and for the GPS thing I might just nominate you again...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

There are a few people who've improved a lot in their 'chops. This month, however, vote Isra. This ad paid for by the committee to get Isra PotM --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Welcome

Does that mean you liked it? if so im glad, i try to stay away from wikipedia, yugh, nasty stuff there.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 15:27, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Thats good to hear.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 15:40, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Great, i think it would be more imaginative if we all have different greeting messages.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 13:37, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

I was just looking at your usage of the new welcome page and i would just like to comment that i'v swiched to using {{subst:User:Silent Penguin/welcome|~~~~~}}. i thought i might highlight that because one of the people i dished it out to commented that they thought it was automated. the subst: code adds the message as the acual text rather than like a template so it keeps a bit of mystery over how we work and look less like it was automated. just a thought.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:32, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Good one! Where do you actually define it? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:59, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

well in your case all you would type is {{subst:User:Mordillo/welcome}} insted of {{User:Mordillo/welcome}} on the new persons talk page, it also means the welcome message will stay set at the style when you post it and wont change.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 17:07, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Excellent! Thanks a lot! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:10, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

your lucky, i put mine on ten pages before i worked that out.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 17:14, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

youve got me started on making more of the things now, user:silent Penguin/welcome/2--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 21:45, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Congrats about that UnNews article

This one, I mean. As the person responsible for the "Where'd November 4 go" comment, I have to say I found it vastly amusing.

P.S: Is that really a John Dies At The End reference? --L 05:03, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

My pleasure! I got a sudden inspiration when I saw the QVFD remark. What was your question again? I didn't get it....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:09, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Mordillo: The Chosen Generation

Well, I must say your new user page looks as flash as a rat with a gold tooth. I always knew that you were about style over substance... -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 23:51, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Hell, if you get Modusooperandi or ZB to make me a picture of a rat with a gold tooth, I'll put it on my page with this:

“Well, I must say your new user page looks as flash as a rat with a gold tooth. I always knew that you were about style over substance”
~ Sir Armando on Mordillo, the next generation
-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 23:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Now there's an idea, but like that old Massive Attack song says, "Inertia creeps, moving up slowly." -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 08:26, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
BTW, since you're so clever with sigs, can you sort mine so that I can get KUN FP or whatever on the end? I tried to do it by pinching some of the code from your sig, but it made some weird width-of-the-page box thing happen. I don't really give a rat's ass, but I just know it would annoy someone who's only a CUN. And I think they left a consonant off the end of that particular acronym. Sir Armandel Levy Icons-flag-au

There, all fixed. Was a wee problem with the tag, but I think I got it. Now, regarding the cun(t), I wonder, who might that be?! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 11:48, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Shalom, amigo. Merci beaucoup. Personally, I think c*nts are beautiful things -- like perfect little butterflies made of pressed ham or something. Allah be praised! -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 06:53, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

My template pic idea

Image:Gabe.jpg should be something like "The author of this article doesn't give a freak about life. You can help Uncyclopedia by giving the author a reason to give a freak about life.

Stuff from wikipedia

Hi, I'm new here and I wonder if you can tell me the policy on copying stuff from wikipedia. There's a hilarious version of [The Diarrhea Song that I'd like to add. - Peregrinefisher 02:38, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, as a general rule I don't think you should copy it as it is (also, some of the more violent admins might destroy it on sight). However, you can get the skeleton or parts of it and write the rest yourself, just put the {{spork}} template on that page. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 11:31, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Welcome message

Hey thanks for the welcome message. I have improved an article, toilet, can you give comments about it? Cheers -- Gneomi 11:36, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

You're quite welcome. Looks nice, I changed the html code to the {{blurb}} template which looks nicer. You can usuaully find most of the things you want to put in the article as part of the wiki format. If you want more reviews on it, you can always put it on Pee Review. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 11:46, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

UnNews

As you seem to be an UnNews contributor (the audio freaks me out, just a bit), would you mind taking a look at UnNews:Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide. It's my first attempt at UnNews and I'm not sure I got the newsy vibe, although the idea at least was one of those "fall off the toilet funny" "eureka" kind of ideas.

Good work on GPS, by the way. Any idea of when it will be complete?‎--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:36, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, I read it and it looks good, albeit a bit long for an UnNews bit, but nothing unreasonable. You want me to make you an audio or you rather Rev. Zim takes it? :) As for the GPS, I think I'll be getting there soon...maybe a couple more days. How about the mideast gig? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:00, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeh, I figured that it was a bit long, but the cuttable bits (Mark, Mattew and Pope) all foreshadow what, at the time, would have been future events (giving the story at least quasi-relevance).
Are all UnNews stories getting audio? I'm not picky about audio; as long as the accents are cheesy, I'm okay. I'd take a pick at it myself, but a three minute mumble probably won't do any good. Indeed, the whole idea of sound over the interweb confuses and frightens me.
Good luck on GPS, it's that last 10% that kills. As for my mideast page, unless something new comes to me in the next couple of days I'll release it. Rereading it, I see the "spark", but it's still not doing it for me. Indeed, I wish it worked as well as the UnNews story...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:16, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Most of them are, there's quite a decent team at the moment - NeoZidane, Flyingfeline, Severian and of course the mighty Zim. So there's a good chance you'll get an audio. It is a bit scary though, isn't it? It's bloody horrible, that last 10 percent. That always takes the wind out of my sails. You think I need any more images or am I set? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:19, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

The last 10% for me is generally neurotically moving around/removing commas (as I write like I talk, with various, unnecessary dramatic pauses to avoid a stutter/mumble) so, yes, it's awful. I'm not too enamoured with the second Sumner pic (the fist, anyway), but graphics programs have setting to make pics look better, not worse. I'm not going to scour the interweb for a poor quality hand, so it'll stand as is unless I stumble across something. It's got enough pics as is, but a pic of the device itself would be a bonus.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:46, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Late response to your IRC query

Sorry about not responding, but at the time I read it, I had no idea what you were talking about... Then I just reread it today, and it hit me... Uhm... There are several things you can try to get your nickname back... First off, I recommend thinking again about what the password may be... To aid you in this, I'll post the bit of the channel log close to when you made the mistake.

  • Mordillo (--@----) has joined #uncyclopedia

<kakun> with adam sandler
<Mordillo> /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <peacemaker>
<kakun> shalom mordillo
<Mordillo> damn
<Mordillo> sorry
<Mordillo> evening kakun
<Mhaille> methinks you'll need to change that
<Mordillo> yep

  • Mordillo (--@----) Quit (Nick collision from services.)

<kakun> crazy israelies

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<MoneySign> Don't come back on the channel before having changed it, silly!
<Savethemooses> SWEET
<Savethemooses> I'M GETTING A NEW USER NAME YALLS
<katsock> uh oh
<SilentPenguin> huh?

  • Savethemooses is now known as Yammers

<Yammers> yuk yuk yuk
<SilentPenguin> er
<SilentPenguin> ok

  • Yammers is now known as Savethemooses

<kakun> huh?

  • Savethemooses is now known as kokun

<kokun> HI I'M KAKUN
<kokun> I LIKE PUPPYS SO MUCH
<SilentPenguin> nice try

  • kokun is now known as Savethemooses
  • SilentPenguin

Or maybe the private message session will jog your memory:


<Mordillo> how do I change the password?
<MoneySign> Type /msg nickserv set password newpassword
<MoneySign> The first password is the actual word "password".
<MoneySign> Not your old password.
<Mordillo> ok
<Mordillo> didn't get any response from the server? is that correct?
<Mordillo> oops sorry
<Mordillo> got one
<MoneySign> Uhm... That doesn't sound right.
<Mordillo> thanks a lot!
<MoneySign> Ah.
<MoneySign> There we go.
<MoneySign> No problem.
<Mordillo> the shame...:)

If you really can't remember your new password, there's only one thing left to do... Contact a FreeNode staff member (not the same as Wikia staff members) and ask them if they would be so kind as to delete the registration for "Mordillo", so you can register it again. Best way to do this is through IRC, so they can verify that your hostmask is the same. I think "christel" is a FreeNode staff member who is frequently online, so try her.

In the mean time, you can just register a new nickname (such as Mordillo_), and should you regain custody over Mordillo, you can link the two.

Finally, a bit of advice: when registering a nickname, set your email address as well. That way, if you ever forget your password again, you can have FreeNode email it to you. It's way easier for both FreeNode staff and yourself. For more info, go on IRC, and type /msg nickserv help

Again, sorry for the late reply. See you soon and take care. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|CUNT|+S 23:05, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the update

Got the ICU update, roger wilco with the VFD... also is there a way to tell the editor to use a "under construction" tag, or could we throw it on ourselves if we know it is under construction. And another ? how do i make a Sig... and what are your thoughts on Tornadocane?


Well, I'd leave a message on his/her's talk page unless you're positive that it is in fact under construction. You can also try leaving it on the article's talk page. As for the sig - look at the message I left on the top of the page for NeedABrain. I'll take a look at Tornadocane a bit later...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:14, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

You stalkin' me?

There are a bunch more "hidden" on my userpage if you want to take your pick for audio (Warning: they vary wildly in quality).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:40, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Yessir. It might take some time since my home computer is sick and I had to send it to the doctors, and my work laptop isn't very keen on collaborating with the UnNews division....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:07, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

My computer is so friggin' fast that those stories are from the future, so there's no rush. A happy side effect of overclocking. The unhappy side effect? Cooking a 3500+ by pushing it that teensy bit too far...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:16, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Did I tell you about the time I made a Banana bread and tried an American (Farenheit) recipe on a New-Zealand (Centigrade) oven? Bad bad things happened...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:18, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Did I mention that you probably shouldn't do the audio for that one yet? I generally come back to a page I've "finished" a couple of weeks later and tweak the hell out of it...you'd be better off taking ones that are near their release date (if any suit your fancy); it's less likely that I'll mess with them any more...and did I mention the time in HomeEc that I made merengue and mixed up salt for sugar? I passed because it looked "yummy" and the teacher was so full of lemon-merengue pie by the time he got to mine that he neglected to sample it.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:44, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for your support. I love UnNews writers and am thrilled the project has become so successful. Also, votes from writers I admire gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over, so thanks again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:28, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

My pleasure indeed! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:05, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

GPS

Nice one! I just peed all over it copyedited and formatted it some. Suggestion: the so far thankfully unexplored field of GPS pr0n - that sexy sexy voice. And then there's this link ... - David Gerard 16:20, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Ha! Thanks a million! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:27, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Ingism

sorry about that i was constructing it and forgot to put up the

{{construction}}

That's quite all right. Didn't need to put that tag on my talk page though....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:42, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thankyou for your testimonial on Vote for me!.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:29, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

My pleasure! I will now retire in glory with my earned lottery prizes!-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:06, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

man, i wish i had such luck, the page went and cursed me--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 17:07, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Sig

Rofl! Yeah! I guess that sig style is common around here :P -- Sir Mafagafo Icons-flag-br (talk to me) 21:24, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

AotM

Thanks for your vote. Rather than giving you a template of thanks, in honour of the occassion I wrote UnUnNews: Lindsay Lohan says "Gonch is for chumps" (snappy title, eh?). Don't worry, it makes more sense after you read it. Or less, I haven't decided yet.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:29, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

You always make me feel all warm and cuddly in the cold winter nights...I was thinking of renoming you for WotM. What do you think? Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

That's the one question you probably shouldn't ask me.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Yessir. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:17, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Jawa

Dude, not for nothing, but I wasn't finished with the Jawa article. You can clearly see that I took a pause and was going to continue with it today on Living Conditions. I understand you'd like to clear out as much crap as possible, but you could take a brief moment from stamping NRV on everything in sight and check to make sure the person writing didn't just take a moment to think of more material before going on? --JohnQ.Public 12:35, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I'd hardly say that I'm going around stamping NRV on everything in site. And as for the Jawa bit, well, next time - use the {{WIP|~~~~~}} template to avoid someone NRVing it. In case you haven't already, take a look at the links Braydie left on your talk page to avoid future confusion. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:12, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Another thing, it is customery to add items to the recent template when they're done. Ciao. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:26, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

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