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So you do archive. Spıke ¬ 13:57 7-Jan-11

No, I like penises. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:00, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Are any of them named Woody? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 14:43, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

Just a couple. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:59, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
YOU JERK! I thought we talked about not mentioning my double-dong deformity! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:00, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

For un-arsing the Writer of the Year page. "I love too much!" and hadn't read the bleedin rules. Face. Palm. Myocardialinfarction 22:16, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Could be worse. Could be raining. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:31, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

I was told you Jews grand old people care about stats

One round brilliant diamond measuring 5.31 x 5.27 x 3.29mm .57 cts F color S12 clarity, excellent polish, symmetry, and proportions. Plus gold and platinum and custom goldsmithing... all in all, cost over one month's salary for Mr. Luvvy. Wedding date in a few weeks! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:22, 10 Jan

Non-UnNews last night on UnNews

"Rollback is a tool used to revert vandal. If you have a problem with his edit, discuss it with him. As such, I don't see any problem of keeping it there." I do have a problem, and I did discuss it with him on User talk:Kip the Dip last night, and got notable evasion. The issue is now on VFD, as part of the discussion of three pages that don't belong in UnNews. As I write on VFD, the only humor in these articles is the joy that a vandal feels. Kip's Change Summary said "Phase Two" which, as there is no new phase of the article, I took to mean, "Let's see if I get away with this."

People have been writing good, real UnNewses, and I would not have readers confronted with an illustration of cock-and-balls and go away. Essays about My Balls or My Sneeze should go where essays go; UnNews should relate to, well, news. Spıke ¬ 12:42 12-Jan-11

Fair enough, but Kip is a well established editor, at the very least if you want to remove it use the undo button with a clear reasoning of why you undid it, so anyone who sees it understand what this is about without the need to start researching the whole agenda. As for "phase 2", that seems to me as your interpretation. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:45, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Okay; I put an explanation--in the author's own words--in the Change Summary. Yes, "Phase 2" was my interpretation. Separately, I may have been put in a bad mood by having my shortening and Americanization (as it's written about the US) of UnNews:Bradley Manning 'just wants some alone time' says Department of Defence countermanded with obscenity, though that was last night. Spıke ¬ 12:53 12-Jan-11

You need to remember that by the end of the day, if the author feels that the spirit of the article was changed by whatever you've put it, he's entitled to have it the way he sees fit (to a point), even if doesn't work with your point of view of how UnNews should look like. I wouldn't take it personally if I were you. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:42, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Ape on "Bradley Manning" asserted that my change "fucked up the pacing," though headlines aren't supposed to have pacing. I did wonder whether this was residual from the drama in September that made Zim quit. Apart from that, I don't think it is a personality issue, though it is personality that I want UnNews to be of higher quality. Kip has had a series of submissions deliberately testing the bounds, to the extent that humor has gotten lost--though Aleister explains Kip's most recent, on his talk page, and now proposes a solution. Spıke ¬ 13:50 12-Jan-11

Funnybony on hiatus

Still separately, Funnybony has dropped loud hints--loudest yet on User talk:Aleister in Chains--that he is going on hiatus. This is a loss of a daily contributor to UnNews and a large force for good elsewhere. Should have been avoided, but perhaps could not have been; since my first, disastrous Pee Review, I have suspected that his motivation was to tell the story of previous chapters of his life, which he now hopes to do by writing articles on Wikipedia that don't get deleted. He also cites the small size of this community and having fallen into an "out of favor streak" (on User talk:Funnybony, meaning he is not always a lock to win FA's), also having won the Big Prize, having nothing greater to shoot for, and family issues. Spıke ¬ 13:13 12-Jan-11

I saw that. It's unfortunate as he's certainly one of the best contributors we had here for years. Everyone loses their taste for the place at one time or another. I had that multiple times, so I just take some time off to read my favorite articles and they remind me why I like the place. I hope he comes back after a break. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:55, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
I never had a taste for it in the first place. In fact, I'd have been off years ago, only the rest of the Internet is even worse than here. ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:34, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

UnNewses on VFD

You have closed off two votes (there is a third) on the basis that the article is too new. But it will always be the case, except for the occasional nomination of a two-year-old UnNews, which is a waste of everyone's time. As I say in the Comments of one of them, by the time an UnNews gets seven days old to qualify for a VFD nomination, not just the issues but its entire effective life have passed.

How else to get group opinion on the suitability of a borderline-unfunny UnNews? There are no options except for me to pick it up and dump it in userspace, which I felt almost entitled to do regarding Magic man and Anomalous but thought it would produce only drama regarding Kip the Dip. In fact, I did give him back an UnNews last week that was nothing but a two-photo essay. Spıke ¬ 16:16 12-Jan-11

That's why you have administrators on the site to look through the borderline issues. You also have QVFD, ICU, Fix, Expand and other relevant tags. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:19, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, is that what we're here for? I thought we just made the place look good. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:26, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, it's alright. Have some of my vegan borscht soup before I put in a dollop of something that was something resembling cow's milk in its previous life... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:41, 12 Jan
Sounds good to me - I love borscht. Funny thing is, I hate beetroot. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:59, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
UnNews lost its resident admin a few months ago. SPIKE's been all alone... *bursts into tears*
But in all seriousness, Magic man's would make a whole lot more sense just moved to ?pedia... it'd fit right in in so many ways. I wonder... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:25, 12 January 2011
As I told you last week: Uncyclopedia seems to offer the joy of achieving things that ?pedia is about the joy of not being bound by. That fits and you should try to convince Magic man. Spıke ¬ 16:28 12-Jan-11

These tags are also frowned on in UnNews. The issue is that, immediately upon submission, the article is advertised in the Recent news list--and, if the user knows how to work {{RecentUnNews}}, even on the main page. Anon last month filed an UnNews and slapped {{ICU}} on it immediately, apparently as a way to avoid action.

But anyway--if administrative review is what is called for, would you review the substance of the three UnNewses in question, including the substantive comments on VFD and on the users' talk pages, and decide whether they are pursuing humor (versus shock-effect or defiance)? None of them support my personal vision of what UnNews is, which I do not claim should carry the day. (Lyrithya poses the question of intent to Kip on his talk page--but also, regrettably, dumps his personnel file on the table.) Spıke ¬ 16:26 12-Jan-11

See my comments on Kip's page. I think we can live with those articles on UnNews. Also, there is a difference with ICU abuse (in which case feel free to remove any tag that was placed in this way) or a legit tag, that I can be used in UnNews as well. Granted, it's not as effective as other name spaces, but it's not "frowned upon". All in all, this thing has been blown out of proportions in my view. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:29, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Eh, I'm more concerned that he may be going to keep doing it - as this was apparently an escalation of previous; could the next lead to even more drama, losing him for another long stretch, perhaps others as well? I don't want that.
This piece, while I do not see how it is funny or how it fits, on the other hand, others apparently do, and this is Uncyclopedia - there is all manner of stuff that I do not find funny nor see how they fit, so whatever. I'm more afraid of what might come next, and he has done nothing to allay such fears. Guuuh. Why can people not simply speak clearly? Or more clearly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:39, 12 January 2011
I'd also like to say that, in my opinion, if an UnNews article is on the main page and sucks, it should fall to every user to be italic and take it out of {{RecentUnNews}}. I don't think shitty UnNews articles really do us any harm unless they're on the front page, in which case they make us look like a bunch of assholes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:19, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
I thought we came across more as a Clusterfuck of annoying retarded aspies, than a bunch of assholes. A bunch of assholes is a social group well above the social standing of anyone on here.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:38, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Lyrithya - he just had a featured UnNews article on the main page a few days ago. Turning this whole testicle article into a stretch into a dramathon - a bit far fetched. Hype - while you are correct, there is a difference between undoing an edit with explaining why and rolling back an edit. Rolling back should only be done when you have obvious vandals trashing up the place. When you revert an someone who is a long time editor (or a new one as well) common curtsy would be to state why you do so. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:17, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:13, Jan 13 2011 UTC

UnNews:Lebanese government collapses; preparation for bi-annual ball underway

Infected Mushroom, you say? When do tickets go on sale? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:16, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

As soon as the next civil war breaks out and they decide it's the Zionists' fault! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:24, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Which it is, of course. Just like everything else. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:31, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Mo comment. The Zionists hear all. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:35, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
I hope they didn't hear me after the cholent I had last Shabbat. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:43, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Now in the 1-Spot on the Front Page. Good work! My only quibble is that the first sentence interprets the news before providing it--but that doesn't keep it from looking like news. Spıke ¬ 16:48 13-Jan-11
Thanks. Now I need someone with an Arabic accent to do the audio. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:02, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
I have done Hindu, Southern US, and Larry King. I would no more try Middle East on Uncyclopedia than I would try British, in which I invariably mix accents that seem the same to me but Brits instantly identify geographically. (I got, "You sound like a black man!" the last time I tried.) Spıke ¬ 12:47 14-Jan-11
I'm rubbish at accents - whichever one I attempt, I still sound like a 1930s BBC newsreader. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:20, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Wow. NIce job answering a rhetorical question in quote style: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:HOW_do_I_become_and_Admin%3F&t=20110110154812. Thank you for your crap. --Aimsplode 23:50, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

'Dillo's crap is the oil that lubricates the cogs of Uncyclopedia. That's why it smells round here. Explains the bits of sweetcorn you find sometimes, too. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:58, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Bannerisms

So, erm... could you be the dear to update them? For the top 10, need to add some {{{1}}} input when it starts and it'll update - just put something after the | on workaround 9. It will start soon, right?

And the Poo Lit Surprise one takes an input for what the smaller message is - currently says it needs more judges, but obviously that'll need updating, too... yeah.

Cheers. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:43, 16 January 2011

10's Top 10

Why my vote delete, prease? -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 13:51 EST 16 JAN 2011

No clue what happened, grease. --~Jewriken.GIF 18:54, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I think the servers are having issues, I keep getting all kinds of weird error messages I've never seen on here before... -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 13:56 EST 16 JAN 2011
406 hamster not found? I get that a lot. --~Jewriken.GIF 18:57, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
No actually, one that isn't funny and sounds very serious and Wikia-ish. It was like, "we're experiencing server issues. You are attempting to access a page that is on standby through our secondary server farm. Check back latter." or something like that. Also, some edits are taking you to a blank page and you have to purge the original page you were editing... -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 13:59 EST 16 JAN 2011
Ah, I saw that on Friday, seemed that their primary data center went down and they went to their fail-over, which makes things a bit awkward. Do you still get it? --~Jewriken.GIF 19:02, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
No, seems to have cleared up, but I'm not holding my breath. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:05 EST 16 JAN 2011
They're not that bad. I have some hosting companies I work with in "real life", which we pay them big bucks, they're much worse. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:06, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

More first-person UnNewses

Kawaii Five-O has submitted two UnNewses with absolutely no connection to the news. They (UnNews:5 things his genitals can tell you about his financial habits and UnNews:6 ways to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day) could both be HowTos, even though the latter is a month early.

The one that recycles Kip's cock-and-balls drawing has gotten work from e|m|c, so if I say anything it's instant drama. It seems you can either go for a Pee Review and wait or dump them in UnNews and get instant advertising. I'll leave now and let you sort this out. Spıke ¬ 13:50 17-Jan-11

In this case I agree with you, I've moved them over to another space, will drop a note to the writer. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:34, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Dodgy Doug

Dougie in drag Nazi dougie Viking dougie Pimp dougie Emo dougie Rasta doug Dougiedisguised

So here is the first one. I'm gonna post em as I complete em so you can tell me if you want changes before I put them all together on the main poster. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:58, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:34, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
I wonder if we'll get a call from their legal people with that :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Ha, that would be funny. I'm sure their target audience aren't regular uncyc users tho. Anyway, here is the last one. I couldn't figure out a good rich kid outfit so I went for emo kid, is that ok? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:47, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
That's really great, you're an artist :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:54, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Actually I'm a literature major, go figure. Anyway, contemplate the various Dougs and let me know if you can think of any improvements or alternate disguises and i'll throw them together on the poster tomorrow. I'm going home now, it's too dark and creepy on campus. Goodnight Grampidillo. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:57, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Ciao Sonje! Shoot anyone that looks suspicious. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:05, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Needed another to complete the set. And here is the poster. Let me know if you are satisfied. If so, we can add another spot to your ever increasing womb for when you bear my quadruplets. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:54, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Dougie the Rastafarian :) Cool, thanks again! One picky question (and feel free to trash me) is it possible to change the...err.what is it, Italian? Spanish? to English? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:43, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
No probs, I just rearranged the letters a bit. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:59, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Genitals

Was working on making it more UnNewsy when you went and moved it. I don't see anything wrong with having first person news articles or any format as long as the humour works. Placing limitations upon ourselves is not why this site was set up IMHO. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I don't have objections for first person articles as you know, see the long discussion above. I felt that this one is not in the direction of Unnews. Do with it as you will, you're welcome to tell the user that you've moved it back. You might also consider talking to me before you revert me next time, you know how much I love that. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:11, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Well you might consider informing me of your whereabouts and business dealings before I hack into your private details and take over your life. I was actually in the middle of editing that bloody thing when you moved it, which despite my psychic abilities didn't make it passed "I hope we have jelly tonight". Hence, in that regard, I informed you at exactly the same times as reverting, maybe even a nanosecond before, who can tell? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Well are we? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:28, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
We are, but I believe that it is made with swine parts, so I won't be saving you any. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Bah, you're no fun. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:31, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Swine parts and strawberries..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
You sure that's jelly? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:42, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Usher booed off stage

And now we have UnNews:Usher booed off stage, as renamed, stubby and off-color. The first contribution of Fifty cal I mercy-moved to his space and he did not respond. This UnNews is related to an actual event (Usher is a performer, though not as depicted, who really was kicked by a fan) but the article is of very low quality. I don't know where to start with this guy. Again, I feel that UnNews's status, as a place where new pages are advertised in the first hour of their pathetic lives, is being abused to tell dirty jokes. Second opinion and appropriate action, please. If there were twice as much of it, I might be inclined to repair it. Spıke ¬ 00:56 18-Jan-11

PS--Last evening, Lyrithya said she got a laugh out of it (but perhaps only at its awfulness) so I improved the formatting. Separately, e|m|c was on my talk page asking permission for the other crappy one from yesterday to come back to UnNews; no sale; Mhaille didn't even think so. Spıke ¬ 14:06 18-Jan-11

Sorry I was sick for a few days. I assume this is no longer relevant? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:47, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, no longer relevant. Lyrithya denied getting a laugh out of it but I took no further action. Spıke ¬ 20:58 28-Jan-11

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:13, 20 January 2011

Quick Question

Haz you attempted to either email me or reply to the email I sent you? Or: did you get the email I sent you? I merely ask because my gmail seems to be playing silly buggers right now, and I'm not getting some incoming mail, including tests I've sent from different addresses... --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:54, Jan 20

Message received and replied sir! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:47, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

This

Could use an update, as well as some more helpfulness about it. What do you think? Mind if I give it a rewrite? Mostly for the helpfulness. And perhaps remove the bits we clearly don't care about... but more importantly, it's just so unhelpful, and I'd love to be able to just point to something and say 'do what that says' instead of explaining out random bits every time...

Or should I be pestering someone else about this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:37, 22 January 2011

No objections in general. But what changes are you planning to introduce? I'd like to keep the image size and length limit otherwise things will get out of control pretty quickly. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:47, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
They already have. Look near the bottom of Maniac McPee's talk page for a vision of the future. Aleister 11:09 22-1-'11
I am the future. Speaking of it, did you hear that they're making a remake of Total Recall with Collin Farrel in the lead? COLLIN FARREL! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:18, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
That could actually be a good film, special effect wise, and probably in 3-D. Arnold will have to make a cameo. This is the first I'm hearing about it, and don't mind Farrel. The film I'm sitting patiently for is the next "Kill Bill" coming in 2013 or 2015 (have heard both dates), starring Farrell as the new Bill and Cyrus as The Bride. Aleister 11:27 22-1-'11
Bah, if I had my way, I'd be adding restrictions... so many annoying sigs, so many possibilities of worse... *twitch* But seriously, I was just thinking the sup/sub part and the bit about the length applying to expanding ones at full expand, since... well, it apparently doesn't, not that it entirely does otherwise, anyhow, but still. *whistles* Having the length bit there at all, even if it is mostly ignored, though, still seems to help some.
More so, though, I just want to clarify a bit and change the how to do it bit, and probably just transclude that onto the sig help bit on that other page... assuming someone who knows how to do these things'll tell me how, of course. But that comes later. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:14, 22 January 2011
OK, go ahead. Worst case I'll decapitate you afterwards. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:39, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Er... okay. I'll try to make it truly decapitation-worthy. *beams* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:35, 25 January 2011

Front page stuff

You removed the article that was featured before HowTo:Go into the light and now the "Yesterday's featured article" box is empty. So, um, could you readd that one article? I think it was New York hobos. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:37, 22 January 2011

Chief have already complied. Put that under "do not edit Uncyclopedia while you have fever" ~Jewriken.GIF 13:01, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclomedia

Mn-z makes the statement at Forum:UnRecipes that "uncyclomedia, also called UnMeta, hasn't had anything to do with this wiki since about mid 2006" and gives me some background on his talk page. This implies that the Uncyclomedia logo should not be displayed on the lower left of the UnNews Front Page. Do you have an opinion? Spıke ¬ 19:09 22-Jan-11

I'm not that passionate either way. Mnz gave a pretty accurate description. Uncyclomedia is now mainly operated by Carlb who hosts many of the non wikia Uncyclopedias and by a bunch of guys from the Dutch Uncyclopedia. We don't have a particular good relationship with them and some of them are indefblocked here, so we don't really have any "official" relationship. You can either remove it or keep it for history's sake (something like "originally created by the Uncyclomedia foundation" or something of that sorts). ~Jewriken.GIF 20:42, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
We did once have a good relationship with Uncyclomedia. Once, long ago. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


hi

I noticed you recently deleted my Nigella page. Any reason? Jennings

Seemed to me like a random piece that wasn't going anywhere. Were you planning to keep working on it? I can restore it and place a work in progress tag on it. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:44, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

I just noticed there was no page for her, I was hoping someone would pick it up and carry it on!

I may be very thick but...

Is there some problem with vfh. I was trying to nom something and the whole page's text appears instead of the usual nominations page. Of course, I could just be more than usually retarded today. --Sog1970 21:48, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

The inputbox extension appears to be broken; it neglects to apply the prefixes when it tries to make new pages. Thus it dumps you on the page you're trying to nominate instead of the nomination page you are trying to create. Which means either Wikia messed something up and it don't work, or they messed something up and now we're using it wrong...
Also, hi, Mordillo! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:29, 26 January 2011
Wikia never make mistakes. They make improvements, and we just have to mice with the times. Anyone who says Wikia is making mistakes is just resistant to change.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 06:47, Jan 27 2011 UTC
Hey Sog, as Lyrithya said, we're currently suffering from technical issues due to the latest Wikimedia update. I'm hoping this will be sorted in the next few days. In the meantime, you can create the page manually, you know how to do that? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:28, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
No. I really am thick. But it can wait. --Sog1970 22:33, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
OK, otherwise let me know which page you want to nominate and I'll do it for you. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:37, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 January 2011

Just saying

Could you please add Justin Beiber, The Jonas Brothers, Mr Noseybonk and Naked Brothers Band to This? They committed crimes against music xD. - Another n00b 21:39, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, but are they're truly the axis of evil makers? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:30, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, Mr Noseybonk is Fucking scary! and Beiber fever has claimed victim of 1000's of teenage girls..... - Another n00b
If you want to see why it's protected, have a look at what it looked like last September - when it was such a mess it barely survived VFD: [1] Apparently, users consider everything from mayonnaise to Rick Moranis to galoshes to be evil. I really wish the whole "axis of evil" thing *had* been VFD'ed - it's probably been dozens of hours of maintenance, cumulatively across all editors, reverting people who add that category to pages essentially at random. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:55, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
To be fair, Rick Moranis is quite evil. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:56, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
So are galoshes. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:02, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
And dryer sheets! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:11, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
This is what it looked like in July 2009. Back then, Donald Duck was so evil that he appeared on the template 5 times. Also, the template's protection expires at 15:57 GMT on February 1st. --Mn-z 23:09, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

But Donald Duck IS evil. He made me fail my Eye Test with Dr. Robotnik! - Another n00b 23:21, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

I was in the neighborhood...

Bacon Seltzer bottle

...and I had these extra bottles of home made bacon seltzer water (this has to be an article in future), so I thought, why not stop by Dillo's and give him some to share with the family? The perfect compliment to Ostrich-fried Pork Brains in Milk Gravy with scallops and shrimp wrapped in fried bats. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:11, January 28, 2011 (UTC)\

Hey Zimmy! When do I get an invitation to a BBQ? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:21, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Im not spamming

Umm what are you referring to as "spamming"? I'm adding a village dump category that keeps getin deleted foor no reason. Why? Aimsplode 15:34, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Because, as much as your musings about HOW DO I BECOME AN OPP are important, they're not relevant to the rest of the site. You want to become a contributor rather than a forum spammer? Read BGBU and HTBFANJS and try to do something useful. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:21, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
Also, this user's injection of drama into Forum:Rebirth of UnNews Audio (Section 2) ought to be rolled back. Spıke ¬ 16:18 28-Jan-11
Why roll back stuff when you can go on talking around it, basically ignore it, and make it look even more out of place than it is already? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:34, 28 January 2011
To remove the reward for misconduct. Spıke ¬ 17:07 28-Jan-11
Looking stupid is a reward? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:25, 28 January 2011
If he wrote that and didn't know how stupid he would look, then looking stupid is not a punishment. If another of our recent drama queens engages him, it will be a reward. Spıke ¬ 17:27 28-Jan-11
But they haven't. *beams* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:46, 28 January 2011
Zim now has given him a small tongue-lashing, and a ban. I have comparable questions as to whether this is a reward or a punishment, which I take up with Zim on his talk page. Spıke ¬ 18:01 28-Jan-11
See, looking stupid is a reward in itself I mean...Wait hold on a sec the police are at my door..hold on. Background: "Morning Sirs. How can I help you?" *loud clattering noises, then sort of a whacking sound and liquid spilling* "Th1s 1s th3 N00b P0l1c3! 9ut y0ur han6s b3h1nd y0u back!! *slamming noise* *oof*. Aimsplode 19:01, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Now that the streak is almost done. . .

. . .I want to thank you for featuring "Kitten Cookbook" when you did. I didn't want to ask an admin to feature it then, but let things run naturally, and only talked of this at Lyrithya page and once to Romartus. But, counting the second-day feature on the feature template, I've had a feature on the front page for 11 days in a row! Four days of "Into the light" sitting-there-like-a-log, then it's second feature spot, then Todd Palin for two days, then our Lonely Hearts Column collab, and finally Kitten Cookbook. 11 days. Happy as a hog eating pork. Thanks again for choosing it to feature first before A Fine Frenzy, which looks both fine and frenzied. Aleister 12:27 29-1-'11

11 days?! You must be a god of some sorts! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:31, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
The god of fools falling down drunk in random places on the map. Just the luck of the draw. But I did have fun watching the days add up, and was happy with seven days with no hope for an eighth, and then someone nommed the lonely hearts collab out of the blue and it was a one-day wonder, and I was satisfied with nine. But then I did whore Kitten Cookbook with the goal in mind of continuing the strange streak, and it squeaked by. That was quite fun, I must admit, and I cheered mightly on Lyrth's page. I put up Snow angels on the offhand chance dozens of people would love it, but they hate it, as I do. Twanks agin'. Aleister 12:44 29-1-'11

PLS judging

Hi there Modillo, just to let you know, it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. You are best article category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:15, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

I never asked if I'm getting paid for it. Or at least a cup of tea? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Grampsgrampsgrampsgrandpagrannypapaw!!!

I'm getting married next month! ^_^ Have you seen Dad so he could throw me out hand me away? o_O ...well I guess I can elope, too... in which case, this message will self destruct in 2 seconds. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:17, 1 Feb

wohooo! Any date? Do I get an invitation? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:24, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Only if you figure out where the wedding is, and manage to sneak away from the Cabal err... Mossa... err... wiki unnoticed? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:30, 1 Feb

Quote please

I would like your feelings on the top ten of 2010 and the yearly awards to go in the UnSignpost, come now, just remember the more times you say the word "Jelly" in the quote, the more grateful I become. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:03, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

"I don't know why Mordillo want's pictures of me jelly wrestling before he gives me an award!"                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
"The Uncyclopedia community has disappointed me once more. Where else would you find an ungodly mishmash of the so called "top ten" as we have around here? Where else would an article about The Occult competes with an article about A Overview of the Wildlife in the Sahara, Gay Rights and Intercourse with Admins?. Even our great rival partner in crime cousin remote friend that other place makes sure to have some more consistency with their material. What have become of us? And then there are the Writer/Uncyclopedian/Schmuck/Whatever of the year. Enough to say that it's a waste of time. They're all sockpuppets of Mhaille by the end of the day. So, congratulation, Mhaille for your overall victory!" ~Jewriken.GIF 15:54, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

RE:Sig

Because I'm a OCdt. Is self-promotion to "registered user" against the Admin Rank rules? —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 18:24, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

No, that's fine. Please link it to the OCdt section specifically so you won't get mistaken for an admin. I know I'm nitpicking, it makes my day brighter. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:41, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Nitpicking is so fun, though, no? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:54, 2 February 2011
There is no OCdt section, it's in a table. Anyway, the image I used is the OCdt one, not that you can tell at 15px. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 19:31, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
I've linked it to the OCdt template. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:00, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
If that's what you prefer, I don't care. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 22:49, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:35, 3 February 2011

Sir, excuse me, sir...

QotY

Aleister is right, it would seem... and he is, indeed, the man.

WotY2010

A most prestigious affair must be presented with the utmost grace.

Figured I'd drop you a line directly. The trophy you requested for the new writer of the year, it is done.

Will you be presenting it in proper template form, will there be cake, and can I come? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:25, 3 February 2011

Why does it say SOG won it though? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:08, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Er... slight mix-up? *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:18, 3 February 2011
Well, if you can sort it out we'll do the official ceremony afterwards. Also, the cake is a lie. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:21, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Sog gets the 2010 on his, I get MMX. Puppy has told Chief Justice that he indeed did not vote for me, and a reading of his entry shows he voted for me to change my signature and nothing more, so Sog and I tie. True. Tiz a true story. Some talk of this on Chief Justice's talk page. I've fired my lawyer. Aleister 17:20 3-1-'11
Guys, this whole story is getting a bit tiresome to be honest. I'm not going to go retrospectively and try to analyze what puppy meant on his vote. His vote is read as for, and if he didn't intend to vote so he should have changed it prior to February 1st, he had a whole month to do so. Al, let it go please, you won it fair and square. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:10, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
It would have been funnier if you just hadn't noticed... such a small mix up, after all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:30, 3 February 2011

Hey! That image, that one you deleted, I was using that! The Sog one. But not the Sog one. The one behind the Sog one. Records, and all. I like to keep... ah, records. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 4 February 2011

Two cents from a total non-participant in this process: The gentlemen were working to "get the call right" (as we say in baseball) and Aleister, who seemed to be drawing the short end of the stick, was cheerful and magnanimous. Not everything requires a directed verdict from On High. Spıke ¬ 01:28 5-Feb-11
As well as your involvement. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:57, February 5, 2011 (UTC)
Either way, is it bad form to reupload an image that an admin deleted? I was still using that one, you know. I just uploaded the Sog thing over it for some reason... *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:58, 5 February 2011
As long as you don't re-upload it with Sog's name it's fine. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:32, February 5, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. And here I was going to be all mad at you and everything... except I guess I still could be, for taking my original reason away... hmm... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:55, 6 February 2011

Jew, excuse me, Jew...

There are a few articles on VFH that have low health that would typically need closing, but since it's during the whole top 10 thing, should I just leave them open? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:21, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'd leave them for now unless they drop towards the 2-3 votes. Yardbirds, for example, can still make it. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:26, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
Okay. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:28, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hello!

Hello! I am Mordíllo, his Italian brother. PIZZA! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

You better hope MordiIlo or MordilIo don't find out about this.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 10:04, February 5, 2011 (UTC)
I did always want a brother. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:25, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

Ehhhh

Someone created an account using your exact name except they used an i that had a weird dash above it looking something like this ί. There user page re-directs to your's. So whether this is someone being funny trying to be funny, or its a case of identity theft. I dunno, I just thought you'd like to know. - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 09:10, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

I've noticed I have a new Italian evil twin. Thanks for the heads up. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:36, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

I'm typing words right now

I'm so good at using relevant headlines... anyhow, I'm sure you've probably noticed by now, but you forgot to update the featuredarticle include thing again. And for the record, leaving messages on your talkpage takes more effort than annoying the nearest admin on IRC (assuming when there is one that's not that other one, you know that other one, he's... that other one). But that's not the point.

You know how Spang tried implementing an automatically updating jigger for that? I've been thinking - what about putting that back, but setting it up to account for ties? So it takes an order of sorts at the beginning... hmm, but how would that be input? Perhaps I should think this through a little more, actually. Hmm... user input, such a strange, strange beast...

Meh, it's an idea. Would it be worth the bother, d'you reckon? Not to mention the potential for serious muck-up trying to get some technically clueless admin to put it the thing itself; that's always a hoot. Although there is that other one; he'd know what he's doing... but he's that other one... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:12, 7 February 2011

No I didn't. Funny thing about time zones, I tend to sleep when my time zone is dark and nightlike, and I do those updates when I get up. By the time I did, someone already change it. As for the jiggery thing, I'd rather fix the DPL issues we have with the feature queue before we make up gizmos that will be used exactly twice a year. Still talking with Wikia about that. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:58, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Sleep? Sleep?! What, you won't get up at four in the morning to change it? So silly, so silly. But I'll probably just keep pestering other folks on IRC anyhow, but... eh. And when else would this be used? Wouldn't it just be once a year? Not that I'd be likely to get around to figuring it out soon enough for it to help, anyway, but this could potentially give one less thing to worry about, but it's rather disturbing that they still haven't sorted out the DPL... have they at least some sort of changelog, though? What even did they break, specifically? Was it Wikia or MediaWiki? Fleggle. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:51, 7 February 2011

BabyTV

I hoped that you'd like that one, you're the perfect critic really. Next PLS I'm writing about being a Jewish 'crat on a comedy wiki - I can't lose. --Black Flamingo 22:05, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

I like Jews. They're fun to laugh at.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:04, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
For some reason no one makes fun of Israelis. Is that because we're a special breed of heavily armed Jews? And Flamingo, my pleasure, it was a good piece of work. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:36, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 10 February 2011

Grrr

So, My article wan't at the top five, huh? I'm not a jew anymore. I would be one but you didn't like my article. Now there's one jew less. Because of you. What will the jew society think about you, now? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:01, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

They will thank me? But seriously, I didn't have anything specifically against it, I just felt that the other were more developed, content wise. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:36, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
But you could leave a pee review. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:26, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
tbh, I don't have the time at the moment to sit down and write a full review (I've been trying to write the article that Sonje was kind enough to chop pictures for me for the last two weeks or so with no success), so when the PLS is officially over, you might want to ask for a proper pee review. Essentially I felt that it's building on a genre that has been used multiple times in the past. I didn't find any surprises in the article or something that made me go "WHAT?!" if you get my drift. I think the main issue was that you based it mostly on pictures and not on prose. You can make it better, by writing an actual dramatic-heart wrenching-story instead of the pictures (or at least make the story the main point rather than the pictures). ~Jewriken.GIF 14:01, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Whatever. IM HAVING BIRTHDAYS!!11! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:44, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Mazel tov. Next time you want someone to give you an opinion you might want to respond by something other than "whatever" you know? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:23, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
What about <<meh>>? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:25, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
meh tends to give me an involuntary twitch of the ban hammer. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:31, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
*sneaks in, hugs Mordillo, and dashes off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:39, 11 February 2011
Meh. Mordillo reminds me Moar dildo. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:47, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Mordillo, my old chum!

How goes the chum water, and such of the like? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:36, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

All is well in the Kingdom of Judea! How are you mister sexy WOTM you? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:38, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

Dude, WTF?

You block me for one month and then, whaaaaaaaaa!? Seriously man, that scared the crap outta me right there! --Scofield 12:36, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

What? I was only following your article! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:38, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
It never instructed you to ban me! I didn't even post any porn! --Scofield 13:18, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
It's a joke ban. Lighten up will you.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:11, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

P*pa Smurf

That name is triggering the spam filter, so I can edit that page. --Mn-z 12:22, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

I know, but I found out that the Spam regex is fucked due to the mediawiki update. I've asked sannse's techies to take a look. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:53, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

Shavua tov

Just wondering what you thought of this and this. The obvious way ahead if huff it, since it'd not funny, but I'm in a good mood and think perhaps we should do the author a favour and allow it to remain for a while, albeit as a userspace article. Thought I'd ask, and if you reckon huff then you can do the dirty work since you're Israeli and the whole world thinks Israelis are bastards anyway. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:27, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

But we are! Normally I wouldn't make a big deal of it, but looking at this, I wonder if there's a different agenda to this article? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:42, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm. I missed that yesterday when I checked it for vanity. What d'you reckon, then? I'm wavering towards "huff." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:46, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
I'll be using one of the most obnoxious phrases I know - if there's a doubt, there is no doubt. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:09, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
Speaking of Israelis, that's a curiously Israeli-sounding phrase. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:13, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
Speaking of UK, I'm in London on the 7th and 8th (possibly 9th as well) of March. Beer anyone? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:09, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Stephen is awesome
Hmm - almost definitely. I'll see about booking a day off work - should be plenty of time. Oh, and you're correct - Stephen Fry is awesome (and Jewish, which makes him even awesomerer...oh hang on, it wasn't you that said he was awesome. Oh well. He is, all the same). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:44, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Let me know when you have the exact dates you'll be over, as I'll need to arrange for someone to get their arse out of bed early enough to run the shop during my absence. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:18, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Fancy giving the Cheshire Cheese, as discussed in the past, a go? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:42, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Muhahahahahahaha!!!!

And I'd do it again in an instant! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!--Holy shit it's Neopowell 20:44, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Damn it! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:09, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
My Stephen Fry face triumphs again...also, UK, eh? ^ London sucks and is full of pigeons, Bristol is much better. It's still full of pigeons, but the beers have funnier names. --Holy shit it's Neopowell 09:49, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Heads up

Something fishy is going on at Talk:Team Fortress 2 - a "new user" citing a diff on one of his first edits, then voting on one of Gomphog's VFD'ed articles, and then an IP shows up out of the blue to agree with the "new user"? Yeah, you might want to do one of those checkuser thingies, not that I'd tell you how to do your job. Except SIT UP STRAIGHTER. You'll give yourself bad posture. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:37, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry for the delay, I've looked it over - seems that Chief already blocked him? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:20, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

Your sig is too big

It would seem the max is 12px tall, whereas yours is 15px tall. Now, we can do one of two things. You can make your sig smaller, I can add that to one of the things to change about UN:SIG, because I really was going to get around to that eventually, or you can ban me. Wait, that's... er...

On second thought, I was just leaving. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:05, 16 February 2011

Real men laugh in the face of UN:SIG (if you can find the face on that thing) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:47, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a fake man. What do you reckon fake men do? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 10:50, 16 February, 2011 (UTC)

Got a minute?

Lyrithya requests an audience with your greatness on IRC if at all possible, as she'd like to apologise for any offence she may have caused. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:17, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Got a few minutes before I need to convince Mordillon that he needs to go to bed. Be right over. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:19, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

A message to everyone

ジャスティンビーバーは同性愛者であり、彼は下品な魚のペニスが子猫をレイプを使用しています。ダーティファッカー


Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:13, 17 February 2011

NOOOOOO!!! RACCOONS AGAIN! TAKE THEM AWAY! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:26, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Er... sorry. It was... er... all Chief's fault. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:00, 17 February 2011

Un-mercy-move

Why did you have to intervene before that played itself out? Yes, I know, Writer of the Year etc. etc., but for that very reason, an UnNews based on "Look, he must have his head up his ass!" is far less than Aleister is capable of. Compared to his other stuff, this UnNews, though recently improved, was almost without humor. Spıke ¬ 18:02 17-Feb-11

That's your opinion. Mercy move should only be done when the thing is so below standard it's essentially a piece of crap that should not be presented in UnNews. Moving an article to a userspace because "the writer is capable of much more than that" is not something you need or should do. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:32, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

Of course it's my opinion, and it was indeed that "it's...a piece of crap that should not be presented in UnNews," originally, unvarnished partisan advocacy, of which it still retains an odor. I am not indeed Al's den mother, but this bit of name-calling pales before his many featured articles. Spıke ¬ 19:12 17-Feb-11

That might be, but still didn't warrant a move to the user space. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:07, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
As SPIKE grumbles about the stories, please note that in the article in question several correct predictions have emerged. When it was written the demonstrations were just starting, with a few thousand people on the streets. The article correctly used the number of 80,000 demonstrating and actually taking over the capitol building. It also "predicted" the turn of unpopulatiry for the Wisconsin governor - who now is being shunned by many GOP fiures and is on the back-end of a poll of Wisconsin voters saying that he should actually be recalled and removed from office. Instead of being mercifully user-space-huffed (and thanks very much Mordillo), it seems that with this article UnNews has time-travelled and scooped the world's press on several factual aspects. I would expect SPIKE, as any good editor would, to buy me a beer and give me a bonus and a raise now. As Voltaire would grumble to his companions when drunk, "The pen is mightier than the bored". Aleister 13:25 2-3-'11

The above, as well as your polemics on my talk page, further shows that your primary point in filing this UnNews was not humor but overt partisan advocacy. (Your dishonest crowd count became true over time--I comment on using advocates rather than neutral news as your Source in the Newsroom--but your assertion that the GOP stand has produced or will produce backlash is wishful thinking, as the GOP's last election rout--in 2006--was arguably about not standing for anything.) Far from buying you a beer, I'll give your further contributions increased scrutiny, and hope my decisions against any further campaigning on these pages are upheld next time despite your accomplishments and awards. Spıke ¬ 13:51 2-Mar-11

Beer, bonus, and a raise would have been the proper and polite response. Awards mean little, but civil discourse means a lot. The crowd count was not pulled out of a hat, but arrived at from knowledge of the situation. Your urging me on to write a page or two that you can increasingly scrutinize will, of course, be fulfilled. But the Happy Monkey contest will take up the next day or so. Aleister 13:57 2-3-'11

Erik J C Young

A long, paranoid missive from "Erik J C Young Lutherian-Christian-Theologist from the family of President J F Kennedy (The Nesbitt Family)" turned up on Talk:Barack Obama this morning my time (deftly turned aside by Dexter by informing him that Mr. Obama doesn't read Uncyclopedia talk pages, though we don't know that) and has now appeared on Talk:Hong Kong (rolled back by me). These were from different IPs in 178.*.*.*. Spıke ¬ 22:15 17-Feb-11

Yesh, that rant surfs every few months. It's been going since 2007 I think. Just revert on sight. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:18, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry...

I've delivered your presents. Sorry it's so late, there was a queue on the M62. Father Christmas 12:15, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Better late than never is what I always say. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:18, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
I gonna deliver them to your boyfriend now. HO HO HO! Father Christmas 12:21, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
Presumably we're in line for 2000 years' worth of backdated Christmas presents?
The elves are always laid off, the little bastards. Father Christmas 12:28, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Beer

7th and 8th of March still correct? I spoke to the Chief earlier, he's going to try to get some time off work too. Wonder who else might be able to make it? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:08, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

It's not final, but I think it'll be 7th to 9th, so I'll be two nights. I'll let you know as soon as I get the final word. I'll drop Codeine a line and maybe Mhaille if the bugger can spare the time to come down south? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:27, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
It's got to be worth a try. I'm attempting to rouse Olipro on IRC just on the off-chance he can get over too. Pity Sannse's so far away these days! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:29, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'll check with her with the off chance that she might be in the old country. Might worth pinging MrN as well, if the bugger is still alive. I think I got his email somewhere. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:31, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
I was thinking about him earlier, strangely enough - he came along for the last British meeting we had a couple of years ago. Looking forward to this - ought to be a good day out. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:35, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
All the ops... together... without their banning powers? Maybe a few of us regular users should come as vandals. --Black Flamingo
Let's see, Chief is a cop, Rabbi has uber Jewish powers, Codeine has friggin laser beams, MrN is plain nuts and I'm ex military. BRING IT ON BITCHES! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:33, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah well Aleister is an unemployed stoner, Socky is Belgian, Lyrithya is some kind of genderless squid-type being and I have a bad back... you think you can beat that? Actually, never mind. --Black Flamingo 21:43, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
You had me at Belgian. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:45, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
You had me at unemployed. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 21:48, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

I soooo... wish I was in England for this :( -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 17:36, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Come on, Sannse - surely Jimbo'll lend you the company Learjet to nip over for a pint or two? After all, surely it'd be a good idea to have a Wikia spy present - who knows what nefarious and evil schemes we might dream up? It makes sound business sense for you to be there. Also, it won't be even half as much of a joyous occasion without you! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:42, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, and by the way Mordillo - nobody knows the real reason for this gathering yet. Operation Get the Goyim pissed and bleed them for the Pesach Matzah looks good to go. ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:47, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Let them believe they're safe. Look at Libya. They thought they were safe. Anyways, got my schedule sorted. I'll be in London 7th-9th, so both nights are possible. I'm staying near Heathrow so if there's another location than down town London that is reachable by train, it's also good for me. Let me know? Maybe you can send me your email via the Uncyclopediamail or FB? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:23, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
Excellent. I think our best bet is probably to stick with London, since it's grown quite considerably over the last couple of thousand years and as such is both easy to find and offers a good choice of pubs. Now, I'll attempt to remember my FB password, then I'll be in touch. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:13, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
So this is some kind of soopa sekrit Jew club, or can people who might have had a beer with you before come along? I'm prepared to renounce fundamentalist Islam for the night if that helps, although I draw the line at circumcision. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 13:19, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
'Dillo said he was going to contact you (sounds so dirty, doesn't it?) anyway - so you may find you get an e-mail at some point mentionong all this. Hope you can make it! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:31, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Well Mr. C, I actually send you an email last night not only inviting you but claiming that I will pay for your beer as I'm pretty sure that I owe you a few pints. Do you use the same email still? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:38, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Just talking to the Cheif on IRC, he's hoping to be able to join us too. The more the merrier! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:44, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
There's a chance Olipro might be able to make it, too. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:51, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Can't, I'm at work, no IRC access. Did you get my email about meeting at the evening though? Not during the day? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:08, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
You must be busy and reading in a hurry - I meant I'm just talking to Chief and he's hoping to be able to join us. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:15, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, and btw - didn't get the e-mail. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:16, February 23, 2011 (UTC) ...Oh, actually I might have done. It just occurred to me I'm looking in the inbox of a different account. Duh. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:18, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
(Outdent) Ah yes, just saw that mail now. Splendid. You still got my number? If not I'll FB it to you. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 14:19, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
I think I have it, unless you sold it to a member some dodgey cockney criminal who will rip my balls off when I call? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:37, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Any further news on this yet? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:56, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
OK, remembered we have this new-fangled e-mail thing and checked my inbox. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:20, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'm around in the evenings of Mon-Weds next week. Just keep me posted via email/fb/text msg, and I'll be there :) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:21, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Looks like the evening of Tuesday the 8th is best for 'Dillo and myself - so that's looking good for all of us. The Chief is still trying to arrange things with work, I'll let him know that Tuesday is the likely date. There's a possibility that Olipro might be in the UK too, it's his birthday that day and he wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to get a drink bought for him :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:27, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Doesn't look like I'll be able to make it, despite my best intentions. Why can't you have these social gatherings in a more civilised location? I get nosebleeds anywhere south from Milton Keynes.....enjoy your drinks, and I'll be thinking of you... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Tuesday night works for me! Got the place (just need to figure out the right tube station). Codeine, I've SMSd you, I hope it's you who gets the message and not...err..Nigel. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:29, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
The real reason Mhaille can't make it is because his Northern prominent brow ridge and squat, hirsute form tend to attract disapproving looks from the Homo sapiens of Southern England. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:35, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
In protest at the idea of you all meeting in the wrong freaking hemisphere, I'm now writing in American English. Humor me here, after all, I'm also of the uncircumcized persuasion. Hooray for shikseh! Pup 12:44 02 Mar '11
A feeble excuse. We will expect your presence. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:49, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:43, 24 February 2011

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage

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I hope you're not going to be offended by me saying that the template is slightly funnier than the article :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:12, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
I don't mind what you say - you voted for and that's all that matters! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:01, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hello

An SQL request confirms you are a 'crat, so as a bot I would like to request rollback. Thank you. --SomeBot 16:16, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Really? You had to do an SQL query to verify I'm a `crat? Looking into special:listadmins wasn't simple enough? :) As for your request we don't give out rollbacks like that without knowing who the person is, how well he knows the site and when and how to use rollback. As for the "bot" thingy, we don't give bot flags to someone who appears out of the open claiming to be a bot without knowing who the operator is, what he intends to do with the bot and how proficient he is with running a bot. So at this point I'll just consider you as an editor making bot sounds, unless you care to answer those above questions. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:28, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Erm, bleep bleep bleep. SomeBot 16:32, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:08, 3 March 2011

Hey

Now that the whole vandalism is over, could you unprotect my userpage and talk page? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Meganew (talk • contribs)

Caption

That Dougie cover you got Sonje to do above... have you a caption for it, by any chance? I ask because it seems like it could be feature-worthy, but I dunno what it is. You would know, though, wouldn't you? Caption for the poor? Pleeeease? *kitty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:32, 6 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

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Science Fiction Thanks From the Alien Deviants at Imperial Colonization

SFThanks

Not such a long time ago, in a wiki not so far, far away, you voted for Science fiction. You voted for it to go where Science fiction had not gone before. Never mind logic, or physics, or even common sense. With your vote, and the votes of alien time-and-space travelers like you, you sent the shining, chrome and steel article where it was destined to go:
To Infinity--and Beyond!

Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  06:20, March 9, 2011 (UTC)


Greetings.

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:04, 13 March 2011

Some contest ideas

Hi Mordillo. Do you know if there are any competitions planned in the next few months? I was hoping to start a new TAW at the start of summer vacation.

Also, while I'm here, maybe I could run some ideas by you for some future contests?

  1. An end of the year tournament involving all 12 Writers of the Month. Alternatively, you could also have a version for NOTM or WOTY (to bring back some older users).
  2. Expanding on this idea, something like an "Uncyclopedia Legends Reunion" could have older editors (either collaboratively or alone) matched up against current users.
  3. A TAW version of Dr. Skullthumper's writing competition. The time-limit would be extended to between 24 and 48 hours. I actually wanted to hold this during Chrismas vacation last year.
  4. I mentioned this in passing regarding Uncyclopedia:The Great Uncyclopedia Image Exodus. In theory, the winner would be the one who "saved" the most images by adding them to articles. Bonus points could be awarded for best use, funniest caption, etc. Lyrithya seems to think there might be some left over images after the project.

P.S. I started a minor draft here if you'd like to take a look.

MadMax 15:20, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Just for your info, me and Dr Skullthumper are planning on running the hourly writing competition over the next couple of weeks, US this week, European next week. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 15:41, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:12, 17 March 2011

Too Much Good Stuff

Just a suggestion, but I remember that not too long ago there was a note for no more nominations on VFH until the number of noms got under 20. I thought that was a great move. But right now, noms are up to 28. Maybe time to put a temporary hold on new nominations? Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (What would Zappa do?)  08:11, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

I held back on an article (not my own) as I had seen there were over 20 features on VFH. Some have been there for a month or more but the problem is the older ones get overlooked and sit on there for ages as the new nominations always go top. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:02, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
It's on martial law again now, I'll keep it on until we drop back to 15. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:05, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
HA HA! I haven't been active here for months and I still have the POWER OF SUGGESTION! BWAH HA HA! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  22:00, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
You don't think this is a bit of an overreaction? It's less than 24 hours later and we're already back down to 21. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:08, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Considering it shot up from less than 20 to 28 in just a few days, I think 15's a good number. Most people are not going to want to wade through 28 or even 20 nominees. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:42, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
That drop is also due to me removing several articles this morning and featuring for tomorrow and the day after. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:54, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
I'll pile on and point out that the last martial law (a week or two ago) was to twenty and that didn't exactly work, now did it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:18, 22 March 2011
Well, it did work because 20 is a healthy number. The times we had to use it before that, VFH was well over 30 articles, with no joke noms (like the 5 or 6 that caused the numbers to inflate this morning) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:32, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:13, 24 March 2011

Miss you terribly.

That's all, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:18, 25 March 2011

Is he..........dead? --Roman Dog Bird 21:45, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
He isn't dead. At least I think it was he who bought me a warm caffeinated beverage the other day. Apparently we were on the same plane, but going different ways, or something. Dunno, the jetlag was pretty awful, and my mind was 10 time zones outside its comfort zone. Perhaps his corpse is wandering restlessly around the world, harassing de-caffeinated people with free coffee? But as I said. Jetlag. Memory is a lil fuzzy.
(I hope it was jetlag. I'd hate to find out it was a roofie... o_O) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:23, 30 Apr
Lyrithya is a suck-up. And RDB, I'm pretty certain that Mordildo is just taking a break from Uncyc while this temp op experiment is going on. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:49, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah lyrithya, way to go. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:55, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, because he's an admin, I must be sucking up. Of course. It can't be that I just miss having one of the rare someones whom I don't consider a giant asshat around... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:31, 25 March 2011
It'd be nice if he gave us a burp, to let us know he can still burp. The last time I sucked up I got a Barbie doll stuck in my windpipe. Hell of a job getting those damn plastic legs out of there. Aleister 11:34 23-4-'11
He was the best of us, and you destroyed him. For shame... for shame. --Black Flamingo 23:37, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
WAAAAH Come back already --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:22, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:17, 31 March 2011

Can you adopt me?

Ok I am like a day old and have no clue bout anything here... Here are a few things bout me: -I have a photo mem -I have an IQ of 160 -I lived in Hong Kong ( I am not chinese) -I am 25% icelandic 25% scot 20% (British) American and 30% other Scandinavian Countries -I need an adopter

Please adopt me - You seem very funny

Thx :D

--Andrewdavidloftus 05:01, April 6, 2011 (UTC)-ADL

Sorry kid, but Mordillo hasn't been around in ages. Best to offer yourself on someone else's doorstep. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:00, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:23, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:21, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:21, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

R.I.P. MORILLO 1945-2011

--Roman Dog Bird 16:47, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

What happened to my daddy?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 16:57, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Nooooo... Wait... Who's Morillo? O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:23, 4 May
Why does everyone leave me! He was the first admin that helped me! --Chupa chups(talk) 21:53, 4 May 2011

Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:43, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:07, 19 May 2011

Hey, um...

  • Remember, like, um, five years ago when you "adopted" a noob on Uncyc? Well, that noob was me. Neither of us did much (Although I eventually got the feeling that not many people took the AAN thing all that seriously)... About a year later I went inactive for a hell of a long time. Well, I might be trying to make a vague effort to return. Just letting you know. I hope you still check this page. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 23:44, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
    Hello Jedibob, Mordillo's been gone recently, and it's unclear if he's coming back. Just thought I'd let you know. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:28, 20 May
    This is too depressing. The prodigal son returns, only to discover his father is long gone, hightailed it to the Mississippi Delta to finally fulfill his dream of becoming a blues guitarist. Too, too sad.
    That said, you could go around looking for other mentors. I suggest taking the "N" off of UN:AAN and checking out UN:AA. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:42, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
Does anyone actually have any clue why he decided to leave? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:43, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
If you weren't there, we can't tell you. It's much like Vietnam in that respect. --Black Flamingo 13:52, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
I spoke to 'Dillo fairly recently via e-mail and a couple of months ago in London. He'd been planning to have a sabbatical from the site for some time as he has a real life too, unlike the majority of the rest of us. A break from Uncyclopedia every now and then is highly recommended, but I think he'll be back sooner or later. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:56, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
I made a sighting elsewhere on the internet like within a week or so (More recently than my latest Elvis Sighting™)... That Jewish string of text looked to be in good health... And he did buy me coffee a few weeks ago when fate parked us at the same airport. Fate really doesn't do parking very well, though, so in exchange for a free coffee, it gave my suitcase the grand tour of European airports before I saw it again... *grumble* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:13, 21 May

Mordillo Dead?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really liked that guy. *Attempts to commit suicide* Oh wait I'm immortal. Well, good bye Mordillo, you were like a father to me (no offense UU).--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:41, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Query: Would you be willing to do something for me?

Remember that Un-Wiki War/Forces and Timeline page? Is there any way you could recreate that for me in my userspace? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 23:43, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Probably not, because 'Dillo is gone, but I can do it. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:51, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations, dead person.

You won this.

ZotMBadge Zombie of the Month June 2011


Pity you won't be around to do anything with it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:58, 2 July 2011

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!

I noticed you're a big fan of Monty Python (as am I). Have you watched their other movies, not just the Holy Grail? (I haz, lol) A (Ruins) 14:07, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Mordillo is dead. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:34, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Competition

Hey, Mordillo. I was wondering if you could join my team for the Ucyclopedia Summer Extravaganza. You see, if I don't get team players for the competition; I will might as well join Team AAAAAAA. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 14:10, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Never mind, because I don't have a team no more. My team's now deleted. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 14:17, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!