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diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:55, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

BRING OVER THE CHAMPAGNE BOYS! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:28, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I don't appreciate your attitude towards my religious situation

Make another crack at me cause I respect my cow ancestors and I'll smash your head like Gallagher smashes watermelons. That's right. I'll prop a comedy in your ass. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:50, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I bow my head in shame and promise to avoid steaks for 48 hours. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:04, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Could I trouble you

with deleting QI (redirect) (delete)? It seems to have slipped through the QVFD cracks—just trying to move a rewrite there. Thanks in advance. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:59 26 Aug 2010]

That'll be two thirty please. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:02, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Do you accept counterfeit? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:10 26 Aug 2010]
I accept Zimbabwan Dollars. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:11, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Blast you, I only have a few Ostmark left. Also, I see that the Ninjastar of David has returned as your sig. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:16 26 Aug 2010]
But of course, using the expletive template has a limited fun factor while the Jewstar has infinite options! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:20, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Possible BUTT DRAMA!!!!

It appears that MadMax has restored BUTT POOP!!!!. For the record, I had nothing to do with its restoration. --Mn-z 12:27, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Great... leave it to MadMax to stir up festering drama. That guy is nothing but a gigantic overrated drama queen. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:20, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
I think it was a way to avoid all the red links, and he didn't direct it to the original template. Socky did. Is this really worth all the hassle? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:27, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Also Mnb, good to have you back. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:31, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
If it's going to redirect to anything other than the template, it should at least redirect to UnNews:Chrysler unrolls new line of 2009 Internet memes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:01, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Also, it would be a good idea to have BUTT POOP and BUTT POOP!!!! at least redirect to the same article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:03, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
An oversight. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:17, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Ummm... would it be causing excessive drama if I nominated Utter shit for VFD? Because, wow, unless the joke is that the title is self-referential... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:21, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Not at all. I was just thinking I might do that too. I'm sure we'll always find something else to redirect to! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:22, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
*cough* Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:45, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Like I said, we'll always find something else to redirect to! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:53, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Seriously, though, is there a reason you don't want to redirect there? It's a decent article that got a couple votes on VFH, and it is the genesis of the whole BUTT POOP joke... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:17, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Feel free to redirect it to whatever relevant as long as it doesn't redirect to a personal space or anything related to that template. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:20, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
For the record, I only redirected those pages because it would be nonsensical having Template:BUTT POOP redirect to User:Mnbvcxz/BUTT POOP, while BUTT POOP and BUTT POOP!!!! redirected to a completely unrelated page. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:11, 27 August 2010
Gone now. Pretty sure Max is on drugs. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:13, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

The spam filter is acting up again

I had to battle to archive QVFD because a couple of pages had the word "H*gger" (not saying the word because then I won't be able to post this!), then I said in the edit summary that I was getting rid of two links that had that word in them, and it blocked me because I said it in the edit summary. I know, confusing. Anyway, is there anything we can do? Obviously, we don't want him to create a bunch of pages with that title, but this is more annoying to us than the vandals.--HM (T) 01:11, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Actually that was me updating the spam filter. I can remove that for a while if anything is still out in the open, but I wonder if it isn't better to leave it in place after we cleaned house to avoid recurring incidents? Are their any other pieces out there? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:41, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, I agree with Mordildoz that it is necessary right now, but how long are you leaving stuff in the spam filter, Dillo? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:47, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Depends, with Hagg* I was thinking permanent, I don't think we need to use that exact expression. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:59, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
I could not update my homie's dragon age article because it links to an article that begins with "smurf" and ends in "ette". Also, when I went to notify Master Mordillo about it, the spam filter blocked me for again writing a word that begins with "smurf" and ends in "ette". Sad face :( --Matfen 10:21, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Ah. I'll remove that one but if you see our good ole vandal friend again, QVFD him. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:24, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
The same thing happened to Saber when he tried to archive BP. It was because a sock had our recurring troll friend's nickname. Is there any way to disable the spam filter for those two pages and if yes would it be a good idea?--HM (T) 16:51, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
There isn't a way as far as I am aware, it will just have to be a case of requesting an admin helps when archiving said pages. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 17:31, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
What that horrible guy just said, you can't put exceptions in the filter for specific page. I hope this can be a temporary measure that we can remove soon enough. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:27, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Can I get permission to remove entries that set off the filter, then? Because if I don't, the entire archive page will be impossible to edit for non-admins. --HM (T) 19:52, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Sure. Just let one of the admins know if you find such entry. Again, this is only a temporary measure. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:37, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Not me, though. It's much too technical and I won't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. /me goes back to knapping a new flint head for my axe. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 20:54, August 28, 2010 (UTC)


I was pleased to find this as the first search result on Google: "Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge!" Finally someone has understood how a satire site should be advertised. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:52, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Click this link

And Something magically will happen--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:54, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ol' Red

The article was featured but I did not received blue feature template--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:57, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Get it yourself, just use this code {{FH|Article=Ol' Red}} . --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:07, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Help needed

Your block trigger finger might be a little overdeveloped but aside from that you seem to be the only sane person in this place. In any case, that prick Zim ulator whom you know seems to have a personal vendetta against me for God knows why, has now blocked me infinitely for, and I quote "being a dick", which I can only assume has the meaning of "questioning the infallible will of Zim ulator." Check out his stupifyingly patronising edit summary for blocking me. Can you talk to this idiot and find out what his problem is? Because at present he just seems to have a fanatical, Nurse Ratched like hatred of anyone who questions authority. Perhaps you know a decent psychiatrist he can talk to? I hate doing this. I'm a nice person. I don't pick fights but sometimes people just don't give me any other choice. With my genius I could be writing feature articles but that's not going to happen so long as war-mongering troglodytes like this guy take up all my time. --Ozymandiaz

He thinks he's a genius! heh heh heh.... 21:28, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
He thinks you're a sockpuppet, heh heh heh.... --User:Ozymandiaz
A man, a plan, a canal, Ozymandiz. Aleister 15:08 2 9
Ozy, the problem with your attitude is that you act as though you have contributed dozens of high quality articles and thousands of constructive edits and therefore allowed for leeway. You didn't really add much to this wiki other than going around looking for trouble and calling people names as part of some sort of a crusade you're running. Even if you had been a major contributor, you going around calling an admin a Nazi is unacceptable. Zim, apart from being an admin, has been putting hundreds if not more of his time to make the place what it is. So I don't think I'll be reverting any of his actions. If you want your account back, you can contact him via his mail and/or IRC and ask nicely. If he wants to unban you, that's his perogative. All the best. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:29, September 4, 2010 (UTC)



Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.
-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:11, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
My pleasure and happy birthday! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:30, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Problem reverting image

Hi Mordillo. I've been trying to delete certain versions of File:Baby fail.jpg for a QVFD request but no matter which one I delete/restore the image always displays the last uploaded version. Am I doing something wrong or is there a problem with Wikia? MadMax 02:19, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

It might just be a case of images lagging behind or cache or something. Give it a while, and if it still looks the same, then something is up. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:15, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

I tried it again but it's still not working. I'm not sure I want to mess around with it now that its on the main page though. MadMax 19:17, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

I looked at it and it's deleted now. It was probably a cache issue. Do you need an older version of it restored or is it good as is? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:32, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

The original author ended up uploading a new image so I guess the problem resolved itself. Its funny, I never had an issue reverting or restoring images up until now. When I try to restore a deleted image prior to 2008 the image will be unavailable or contain no content. MadMax 21:32, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

UnMeta Question

I noticed that UnMeta was in our list of projects @ Uncyclopedia:Community_Portal. Should it be removed since it is off-site and doesn't do much with this wiki (besides the occasional attempt to launch a crusade against Wikia?) --Mn-z 10:51, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Good question. I was hoping that we can restore some sort of cooperation with them, but I doubt this will happen as it is run by our friends from Oncyclopedia, mainly. I've left a message for Lars on his talk page suggesting to talk things over and he didn't respond yet. If we don't get a proper response sometimes soon we'll probably want to consider out next steps. We'll need to pick up the multi language coordination again, I'll try to catch Sid and have a chat with him. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:34, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe we should replace that page with the foreign office. (And probably also work on merging Babel:Main_Page in the foreign office too while we are at it.) To the casual, or even moderately experienced user, it looks like UnMeta is charge of running the wiki, or at least multi-lingual coordination, when it fact it is not. --Mn-z 13:17, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
OK. Give me a few days and we'll fix something along these lines if we don't get some sort of feedback from them. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:38, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

The Article Whisperer

Do you think it would be a good idea to start the competition this fall or would it be better waiting until next summer? MadMax 19:08, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Any time before November would be good really. We have the Aristocrats Ball thingy then. Don't think we need to wait until next Summer. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:36, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm still having trouble finding judges. I was thinking of leaving a note here although, since its a bit off-topic, I wouldn't want to be disruptive. Do you think it would be worth making a post in the forum or would it be better to ask individual editors? MadMax 21:25, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

I think a post would probably get you more results, as we had new contributors since you started working on it, probably you'll have more candidates now. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:44, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Jewish Logic Verus Christain Logic

Jewish Logic = we shall steal what is not our own a defecate on other's belief systems

Christian Logic = salvation

you decide the true path - I know which one I have The preceding unsigned comment was added by Apostle Of Christ (talk • contribs)

"I am always open to debate and reason" - Apostle Of Christ on his userpage. Hee hee hee! It's the way they tell 'em! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:50, Sep 7
FEATURE!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Although Poe's Law may apply here, I'm reasonably sure AoC is doing some pretty feeble trolling. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:17, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Trolling, you say???? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Oh but this is awesome, cause he's being serious. Pity the jewish logic bit doesn't make sense. —LIMEY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:33 7 September 2010]

Little help?

So, we're doing this Pee Week competition thing, it seems. Might help, I suppose. Would you mind awfully putting something about it on the site notice on Monday, as I will be away for a long weekend with the family?

Also, while I'm about it, how was it when you caught up with the nipper - how much had he grown? How good was it to see him? How are you? Who am I? Where am I? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:58, Sep 7

No problem. I just hope I won't be overwhelmed by the amount of work I'm expecting on Monday after a 3.5 weeks holiday (!) in 35-42 degrees (!!). I think my brain is fried.
It was pretty strange meeting the youngen again, he actually grew quite a lot in those couple of weeks. I think we'll need to give him a regression treatment once we're back in Amsterdam as he was surrounded by grandparents, great grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins etc, and now he's going back to having just the two of us. He's also starting a day care in October, they grow so fast </old fart>.
You are a semi Drunk Englishmen in perpetual vertigo. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:30, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Excuse Me Please

You must have been mistaken. There is no such thing as Aquaculture International Inc. I wasn't done with this article, and I wanted it to start like any other article on a company, but later on, there are hints that Aquaculture International Inc. is much more shadier. I was trying to make a satire on huge conglomerates and the banana republics of long ago by using the fish farming business as a sort of frame. Please respond on my talk page if you can.--Marlowe Of Surrey (Talk) (Contributions) 23:01, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Happy New Year!

(For you, anyways...) Saberwolf116 11:19, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you very much! May you have a great 5771! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:24, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
L'shanah tovah tikatevu. Isn't rugelach fantastic? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:03, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:46, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

My computer is broken! Not this one, but another one. So...

...since I won't be near a functioning computer during the Top o' the Month changeover, can you update Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Aug‎ using this thingy on or near the appropriate time? If not, I can do it late. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:24, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, it needs to be updated on the 15th right? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:53, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
At the end of the 15th. I'm on nights then, so I'll be napping at that time. Later, I'll be napping at work. It's kind of my shtick. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:33, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
You must be the CEO then. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:41, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Naw. Security. Extreme security. My hands are deadly weapons. Except for the pinkies. They suck.
Oh, and open up Uncyclopedia:VFH/Top3 from the middle of last month and update it with the new top pages. And thanks. Hopefully my computer will be working soon (I'm recovering from a backup. From April, apparently). Fingers crossed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Consume this cookie!

Newcookie Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
For being you, you beautiful you, you.
That's me! Me beautiful me! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:41, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
It is. You're no me, though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:00, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Narration news

I moved my comment from the Narration award page to the Forum, as you asked, and the response was underwhelming null. People who care about narrations might look at the award page, and might not look at the Forum. That's the problem. Spıke Ѧ 12:50 12-Sep-10

Doesn't necessarily mean that it wasn't read. The award page should be for award related issues only really. You can maybe place it on the UN:AUDIO page as well, which needs to be revived anyway. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:03, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

UN:AUDIO is now referenced in UnNews:UnNewsAudio. Spıke Ѧ 11:20 13-Sep-10

Re:User ass template

Ok, but whats the problem with it? Especially if the user is an ass, why give a damn if I put a template on a banned user's page? He deserve's it for being an ass--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:34, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Because we're not around to call people names. If he's gone he's gone and there is no need to continue the saga by placing such templates on his page. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:04, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
If that's the case then I have to go by it, unfortuantly.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:55, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Unfortunately. ~Jewriken.GIF 03:49, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hail Mordillo

Your Excellency! I plunked THIS on VFH with out much fore thought. And Spike doesn't think it's ready. If no one votes in 2 days please pull the nom. Much thanks for all your kindness. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:11, Sep 15

You Helpfulness. I made a bunch of changes to the real name - subject, so let's see if it flys now. Please don't pull it yet. Much respect--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:59, Sep 15
Morning, let's let it run its course and hope democracy will not fail us as it had so many times (ie - I'll let it run for the whole duration without removing it until a definitive decision is made). ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Monaco and Oasis skins and uncyclopedia's exemption


Hello, I am interested how uncyclopedia got an exemption from monaco and an exemption from the upcoming oasis skin. As an active bureaucrat and administrator I felt like you would be the person to ask. Is there any editor I can talk to, or any public discussion links that I can read?

I messaged another active bureaucrat/administrator too.

LOVE the site by the way, I am not funny enough to contribute much here, but it still makes me laugh.

I really appreciate your time. Thank you in advance. Ernieandburt 01:43, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Hya, as far as I recall Wikia (or rather our contact in Wikia, sannse, has offered an exemption of their own accord due to the fact that we mimic Wikipedia and we need a skin that resembles Wikipedia, more or less. Putting the Monaco skin on the site would invalidate the whole point of it and Wikia, by the end of the day, doesn't want that. You have other examples, such as the Hebrew Uncyclopedia (Eincyclopedia) who were exempt from Monaco. Glad you like the place! And one thing I've learned here is that EVERYONE is funny, you just need to realize that and let your madness loose. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:54, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yo, a relief map of Nepal?


Mo' like a can of tomato soup you Fucking Honky!

Mordillo, I'm gonna chop your testicles off with a rusty knife Nigger Boi --Roman Dog Bird 05:44, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

OK, just make sure you sterilize it first. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:39, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Need page completely locked

THIS UnNews has a crazy history. Can it be locked so only admins can edit? It's been driven off UnNews by vandals, which seems kinda like the terrorists winning. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:52, Sep 18

Done, protected for a week. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:01, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
My Mom told me not to believe in magic, but you made me a believer. Thanks and all best wishes.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:11, Sep 18

William Westmoreland

Your Excellency! It is thine adoring little pest. I hold all admins to be equal over god. Okay, I won't beat around the bush. I'll get right to the point. Because otherwise it would waste unnecessary time for me to lead into this request, in spite of it's being of little importance to the glory of Uncyclopedia. And having said that, let me now say this.. I just managed to collaborate with master Sog1970 and on the above named little ditty on our favorite general. BUT, the VFH template leads people to the old 2008 failed nom. So I removed the VFH template. Can this be fixed? And now on to what I wanted to say, it, was.., shit! Can you believe that that? I totally forgot. Anyway. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:39, Sep 19

Fixed. The syntax you want to use in cases of renomniations is {{VFH|nompage=William Westmoreland (2nd nomination)}} --~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
Fact: Magic exists. Fact: Mordillo exists. Coincidence? I think not! Hey, thanks I forgot to mention the old 2008 nom to Aleister. - duh, I was excited. Sog's a gas.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:01, Sep 19

My sig is all better now

Thanks for that. --Black Flamingo 18:00, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:07, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

main page edit

your main page edit was unfunny, revert it--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 16:38, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Two pieces of free advice, Poiz.
1. Drop the attitude. Speaking to admins/bureaucrats like that is not going to make a favourable impression, and could potentially end up ruining your day.
2. Sign your posts on talk pages by using four tildes (~~~~). -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 14:05, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
i did number 2--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 16:38, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Pfft, am I supposed to be impressed? I do number 2 every day. Usually twice. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:09, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, eventually. But that's rather the lesser of the two points. Civility is a good virtue to practice. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 17:45, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
For shame, I was about to respond "do it yourself" when Codeine got all serious! Also, Poiz, add a number 3:
3.Fix your sig.~Jewriken.GIF 20:31, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Old jokes is the best jokes. OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:09, 23 Sep

i fixed it (at least tried)--Poiz, look in my info? 00:37, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Question about TAW judges

According to PLS, judges were barred from the competition due to community consensus. Does this apply to all writing competitions or just PLS? I ask since User:Zombiebaron brought it up here and I can't seem to find the forum topic where this was decided. Do you think it would be a good idea to let judges compete as long as it wasn't in a category they were judging? MadMax 12:33, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Just an idea...

But what if we took one judge, specifically an "established" editor, from three groups to judge the "Best Uncyclopedia-related Article"? That way, there's only one group left to fill. MadMax 13:36, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I don't see a problem with that as long as it's someone well established. As for your previous question I couldn't find the forum but as far as I remember that was indeed the consensus was that judges judge and don't participate in any category. --~Jewriken.GIF 14:54, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm asking a judge from each group and so far User:RAHB has agreed. I've also asked User:Thekillerfroggy. Since you are the oldest of everyone, would you like to judge this category? MadMax 02:03, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Also I've established a start date for September 27. I'm hoping that the last three judges will sign up before then but do you think that's too soon? MadMax 02:37, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, it sounds fine. We can put a sitenotice tomorrow. As for the judging, whatever you need me to do I'll do. Even though I not for a fact I'm not the oldest one around here :) --~Jewriken.GIF 16:57, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Lol. Well the oldest active user that I know of. :) You know, everytime I come back from a break I see a lot less of the old faces and a lot more new ones. I think those are the times when I realize I've been here five years! Where does the time go... MadMax 07:27, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Eich ani omeret "Sorry I bumped in, but I really do need a cuddle..." be'ivrit?

*אני מתרפקת עליך* - -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:45, 25 Sep

Permission to hang suspiciously around your back garden with a balaclava on...

..And to move this The Deficiency Bell to The Division Bell (album). It's up for VFD, but the title is wrong?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:21, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

If only I had a back garden....if you think it's essential for the VFD results, feel free. Otherwise I'd advise waiting until the vote is over. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:46, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

RE: mister poiz

done! (also testing new sig)--Poiz, ABOUT ME look in user:poiz/sig 00:24, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Nope, that still doesn't work, as you still put half of it in plain code and half of it in the sig template. You need to put everything under the sig template, and then when you'll place your signature, you'll still get the same effect without putting all of the code on every page. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:58, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
done--Poiz, ABOUT ME look in user:poiz/sig 14:29, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
No you haven't you didn't change anything. I've placed your code in user:poiz/sig and now it should work, just fill out the "ABOUT ME" part on that page. Redirects don't really work when you put them as your sig. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:45, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
fixed my sig.--Poiz, look in my info? 17:08, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Poiz, you're not listening. All this code - <span class="sigexpand">[[user:poiz|Poiz]],<span class="sighidden"> look in [[user:poiz/info|my info?]]</span></span> needs to be placed here. See what happens when me or anyone else signs? You get {{user:Mordillo/sig}}. With you, the whole code is presented. It's ugly and it takes lot of space. So again, take whatever you want to appear in your sig and place it here. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:30, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

when i try, i get {{SUBST:user:Poiz/sig}}--Poiz, look in my info? 17:51, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

fixed, --Poiz, look in my info? 00:40, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Skin infection

I note they have imposed the Monarcho skin onto Uncyclopedia although they promised to keep a Wikipedia type format here. Now they’re imposing something else that nobody likes The doctors of Wikia have charted the inevitable course of this infection and nothing that Wikia users say or do will alter things. Will Uncyclopedia stay or leave? Proxima Centauri 09:20, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

You are mistaken, the default skin is still the normal Uncyclopedia one, even for unlogged users. You need to actively select Monaco to use it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:42, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

So if I choose a particular version of Monarcho for Liberapedia and other Wikis I’m stuck with Monarcho here and the version of Monobook they give for other wikis isn’t very good. Proxima Centauri 10:19, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure it works that way. I have the default skin in central Wikia and that one doesn't effect Uncyclopedia's default skin and vice versa. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:22, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Sorting it so a user doesn't see Monarcho here probably needs more computer skill than many/most Wikia users have. I've put my complaint about the skin infection here. Proxima Centauri 10:48, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

The default skin here is not Monaco, so you have to actively go and change your preferences as a logged in user, to see Monaco. I think there's probably some bizarre setting in your preferences that causes this issue. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:43, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Explaining the private joke

Hi Mordillo! The private joke in question was on a VFH a while back. Hyperbole had voted no on this UnNews article ape nommed called "Horrific rape is vicitm's own fault" or something like that. His rationale was that it wasn't exactly subtle. He said that you're never supposed to blame the victim, and this piece blames the victim. Then he stated that "That's like writing an article titled Don't Feed the Ducks!!! and the only thing on there is a picture of a guy feeding the ducks." So I wrote that article to be smarmy.

Basically, if it weren't for hyperbole's little comment there, this page wouldn't exist. Sure yeah, it's an in-joke, but it's the bottom of the page, and how many people are gonna read that far down anyway? Just sayin'.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:00, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Understood, but the problem is that we're trying to eliminate all of the injoke templates and especially the "I APPROVE" ones (we had dozens of them in the past, almost every article had a "I APPROVE" one. So if it's OK with you to leave it off, I'd rather keep it like that. Good article btw, I always get to read them when I actually feature them and with that one I was sorry that I didn't vote for. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:29, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

On the subject of templates

I found this: Template:ICU/factual. It appears to be a sub-template of the ICU templates. However, it was not referenced on the ICU template page, and is unused. Additionally, it was created by He Who Must Not Be Named (the evil one, not the Anamanics fan to clarify). --Mn-z 01:59, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

That template is *pause for dramatic effect* no more. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:24, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

Battle of Salamis

I am confused by your placement of The Battle of Salamis article in the ICU. I have made various edits and was wondering if you found the updated version adequate. --PostMasterColonel 07:15, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I think I jumped the gun on that one. It seems fine. You might want to work on the formatting a bit (picture wise it doesn't look great with two rows of pictures) but otherwise it's good. You can always place it here for additional feedback. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:33, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hug time

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug for some reason. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

Something you did gave me cheer. I won't specify what, but still, I thank you. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101004 - 13:57 (UTC)

Thanks, not something evil and nasty I hope. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:03, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
Nope, not this time. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101004 - 16:06 (UTC)
How come Mordillo gets all the ladies? Sheesh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:22, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
It's my enormous..err...sense of humor? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:35, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
No he doesn't! He's still my hug-ban-dispenser (it's a flip of a coin, that...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:25, 4 Oct
She's right about that one. She branded me a few years back. In Finnish. Still trying to figure out if it's her name or "consume by this date". ~Jewriken.GIF 21:20, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
Err... if you look closely, that's Swedish for "nice ass"... And look who's talking, when the nickname you gifted me with is as good as Hebrew to me! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:05, 10 Oct

Broken Template

It appears that {{MonthlyAwards}} is broken, i.e. it is not closed. If you look at the mainpage, it is enveloping the "Sista projects" template below it. Additionally, it is fouling up the table on this list of templates. --Mn-z 13:50, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Another template issue

{{MTUsign}} is a template which suggests moving an article to the UnDictionary. It seems like a valid template, but it places articles in a non-existent category: Category:Move to Undictionary and its unused. I really don't know or care if we should keep it, but if we do, we should probably recreate the deleted cat. --Mn-z 14:05, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, missed those. I don't see the issue with the MonthlyAwards one. Was it fixed? With the MTU, I think it can just be created. It doesn't hurt anyone. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:46, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
The MonthlyAwards is not closed. It is enveloping the template below it. Notice how the yellow box extends to the bottom of the page, surrounding the purple sista projects. It is not much of an issue there, but on the list of template page, its causing all kind of havoc since its in another template which in turn is in a table. Here is what it causes the page to look like. The bad coding is probably an artifact from the days of the old parser when template code did not effect anything beyond the template. --Mn-z 21:06, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

To pester you some more...

Because I really like annoying admins. Really. I do. It's the highlight of my day.

But in all seriousness, I figure I might as well ask... could I, by any chance, get rollback rights? I'm not exactly the most competent around here, but I don't think I'd do that much damage, and it would be rather useful. So I figured I'd ask.

Please and whatnot?

*hides* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 02:12 (UTC)

(Oh, I could use rollbacksies, too. The .js version I have isn't working, not thanks to Dad, who I copied it from... But don't worry about it. I've pestered you for almost 3 years, and survived without it... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 11 Oct )
You know the drill ladies, in 20 words or more describe how you'll misuse rollback for your own nefarious reasons. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
Would using it on myself count as nefarious? Like how with just javascript I managed to accidentally add myself to ban patrol within five minutes of turning the tab thingies on... or maybe I added my userpage to qvfd. I forget which. One of those, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 20:07 (UTC)
In a few words... I would make another massive mess of accidental edits, most often, though, it'd be used to bash IP edits back where they came from, if the edits seem nonsensical, rude or vain. But my vain-radar is even worse than my gaydar... let alone my cyberbully-dar. And that doesn't sound like it makes sense to even me. I'm probably getting a flu here. Can I haz Mamma-Dillo's chicken soup mailed to my home address? Be'vakasha? ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:28, 13 Oct
Hey, I'd revert the bad people, too. I might get confused sometimes and revert myself reverting vandals... but... er... that doesn't usually happen? I wish I was kidding. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 05:05 (UTC)
Rollback Plunger approved ladies. Use it well. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:27, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
/me looks up from trying to cram more caffeine into the server hamster-caffeinator with plunger shaft Wait what? Responsibility? O_O /me runs away screaming -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:21, 15 Oct
*pokes it* Hmm... links... *pokes it again* Eeek! *runs away, flailing* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 19:52 (UTC)
Oh noes, you've got two blondes with unfamiliar buttons! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:21, 15 Oct
Have we broken anything yet? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 00:13 (UTC)

HALP! I think I broke something! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:29, 16 Oct

No wait... The 5 month old puppyodog was chewing on the internet cable. I think the hamsters are still alive... *phew* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:50, 16 Oct

Why does your user/talk page think it's different?

While every other tab I have open has the big U and potato logo thing at the beginning of the URL bar, the one that says "User talk:MoarDildo" actually has a big Wikia-ish "W". O_o

Is this evidence of the Cabal? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 11 Oct

Now the thing looks "normal" again. Maybe it's my browser... *kicks Flamin'foxie-thing* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:37, 11 Oct
It's something that happens to EBIL WIKIA servers every now and then. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
I just suspected it was a browser-based conspiracy to drive me mad. But ah well...
...aren't I described as evil, too? What's wrong with being evil?
...Okay, never mind that last sentence. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:31, 13 Oct
There's nothing wrong with being evil. Don't believe what people say to the contrary, silly things. Nothing at all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 04:57 (UTC)
It depends on the sub-category of evil. Usually, if someone calls me evil, they mean it in the "Are you seducing me again, you minx? I can't take this anymore, my wife's beginning to get suspicious..." But that's on the back-burner, and I'm mostly a good spousal unit to a certain "Mr Luvvy"... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:30, 13 Oct
Meeeh. That ain't evil. That's just what they get for not having good enough wives. *shifty eyes* Mostly? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 23:07 (UTC)

UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off

Sir Mor, you never cease to amaze me. Good jump on deleting that crap. You're awesome. Really! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:31, Oct 11

All part of my MASTER PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Ahem. Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:36, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

My fucking user page.

My user page was massed with by the IP Long story short: I don't know how to fix it. Just take a look for your self: User:Magic man. Your an admin, can you help me??? --Tophat headless 01:48, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm an idiot... Never mind. --Tophat headless 01:54, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
I'll just ignore this then and go have another cup of tea that's what MrN used to to do, god bless his little heart ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Tiebreaker situation

Judging for the General knowledge category is finished but ended up a tiebreaker. I didn't see how to handle that particular situation here. Should PuppyOnTheRadio just pick from his two choices or would his #1 pick be given the prize? MadMax 05:23, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I actually don't see a problem with ties. If we have them every year in the top 10 articles, I don't see a reason why not to allow it here. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:35, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh ok. I was worried there for a minute. Thanks. MadMax 20:00, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Question about DYK

I've been fooling around with {{DYK}} again and, so far, I've been getting three images to show up on the main page. This fills up a lot of empty space the DYK section is taking up on the main page but the Wikipedia only has one image for its DYK section. Right now, I just put them into the DYK template like normal entries but they aren't showing up. Is there a template connected to DYK that could make them appear more frequently? Maybe {{DidYouKnow}}? MadMax 11:27, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

I've had better luck editing the main page directly but there was a pretty big space in between the first image and text fact. I fixed this when I used {{DYKimage}} on {{DYK}} but I'm not sure how to fix this problem on the main page itself. MadMax 22:28, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, was busy at work. Is this still an issue? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:31, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
I think I've fixed it. I keep checking on the main page whenever I'm here and it seems to be working alright now. The good news is that I've found a use for a lot of unused images in the process. MadMax 07:20, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Question about DICK

I just wanted to know what you liked so much about them? I have heard from my sources that you are a fan. A big fan. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:05, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

By sources he means me, and by fan he means sucker. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:39, October 14, 2010 (UTC)
Well you know, they're so big and strong. The fan blades. Not the dicks. Obviously. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:28, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Fuckin' Jew. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:49, 16 Oct

Why do people think it'd a bad thing? It's just who I am. It's like calling someone a fucking American.
oh ~Jewriken.GIF 07:55, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

The Wikia thing

The new page formation for some users and logger-oners is, as you can see from the forum, of great concern to me. Yet I trust that you and the other admin's will talk wikia down and get back our clean pages. Good luck in those discussions, if they occur. What are your thoughts on it, if you can share them? Thanks. Aleister 17:33 16 10

As I said, I don't think an issue exists since I checked the default skin setting (any admin can set the default one for the entirety of the users) and it's still set as the Uncyclopedia one. So I don't think they introduced any changes but rather it's a glitch related to their new "look". I don't believe they'd do such thing without letting us know. Also, I tried to replicate it and I couldn't. Are you still getting the odd look? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:49, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Did you create a new account? Did you? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 18:59 (UTC)
Whether intentional or not, it's definitely an issue. Logged out it looks normal (Uncyclopedia skin), but when I register a new account it suddenly changes to the new Oasis skin and I get an ad about "6 maanden gratis gsm abonnement" at the top. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 16 October 2010
6 maanden gratis?! I'd go for that if I were you! OK, I'll have a chat with sannse. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:32, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
It's very similar to wackypedia, almost identical. Horrid. Come one, make a sockpuppet. You can do it. Or are you running many sockpuppets? Is that why Ethine and Dexter and a couple others have gone away, you didn't have the time to run them lately? Oh well. Seriously, it's bad, very bad, and I don't know how to describe it unless you take a look youself, and that would mean a sock. Which means new users signing in would get the horrid, and the good ones would surely run. Aleister 20:50 16 10

This rollback thing...

I was going to thank you for it, but I think it just caused me to break a forum. Er... oops.

So... um... well, still thanks, but this thing is way more complicated than I expected! *flails* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 00:20 (UTC)

Your welcome. Now pick up that Xing vase you broke while flailing. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:44, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
I can clear that out... Don't ya worry, gramps... /me shuffles away a hurdle of sex toys that were hidden away in the vase... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:08, 18 Oct
*pockets a couple when Luvvy isn't looking and whistles innocently* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 13:30 (UTC)

Matt (Death Note)

Why was it huffed?

If you're talking about the last revision - it was 2 lines long and not funny. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:44, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

'yo, waz up?

Hi, haven't dropped by much. You've done wonders with the place. New carpeting? On the feature landscape, Disguise has the votes and I've fixed some of what it could be like feaured on the main page. The page to feature is probably Disguise/disguised which is what the page bounces to when the mask is removed. I've linked the first use of Disguise back to that page so the reader will get there first. Is it possible to link the "more" at the bottom of the main-page presentation to an article? If not changed it would link to the unmasked page, but if linked to "Disguise" it would also bounce the reader to the masked article. Make sense? The page, if featured, would be changed back to an unmoving disguise which has been reverted a couple of times and not the track-down version. Removing my "oh goody, a feature" feeling from it, maybe you can stick "Disguise/disguised" on the que and play with the links to see if they work (especially that "more" link). And the red-costumed should entice readers into the page and then into the Groucho mask. Thanks, long note for minor points. Aleister 10:22 19 10

Oh gods... this has gotten out of hand; the thing is way too confusing, especially with the pending feature... I thought I'd have a better solution by now. But then I gave up and nobody else came up with anything better, either. I'm so sorry. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 14:21 (UTC)
Yes, I sort of got lost there as well. I'll try to place it in simple terms so even idiots like me can understand: the blurb should be Disguise/disguised and the "more" link should lead to Disguise? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:54, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. How do you do that? You are a master of language. Or. . . of disguise. Aleister 17:21 19 10

about the feature protection

please protect the subpages of disguise if you want to restrict editing.--Poiz, look in my info? 21:05, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

Userpage question

I wanted to put {{TAWjudge}} on your userpage but I wasn't sure how you have your awards set up. I'm guessing you probably want to handle it yourself? :) MadMax 07:15, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Max! I think it was a success, even though the judges were lazy buggers. How do you feel it went? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

I think it went pretty well for my first time out. We got a lot of great articles, two features and a new editor out of it. I hope the next competition does just as well second time around. MadMax 04:11, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Silly question

I had this horrible nightmare, where I was an admin on some site, but think I was having a bad dream, with the winged-monkey-bots and typewriters and stuff... I hope. Wanna pinch me? Maybe I just had a bad day at work, but I still feel sorta surreal... O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:32, 21 Oct

woosh, I think you need a drink and a holiday. Not necessarily in that order. Feeling better btw? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
I actually got away without a holiday... Until I got this godawful flu and ended up having nightmares of the UN meeting chamber being flooded in a near future where Sarah Palin is president and I'm a janitor tying to solve the flood with a plunger... I really think I had a fever when I dreamt that one up... XD -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:45, 13 Nov


'Ello. Now, I don't pretend to know what goes through TKF's mind *shudder*, but Procopius was evidently blocked for a year yesterday. I'm assuming this is a joke block, but he's been asking in IRC to be unbanned. Naturally, I've not seen any sysops present in IRC. Assuming it is a joke ban, could you lift it? He'll probably give you a hug or something. --Andorin Kato 02:04, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, Zombiebaron got it. Carry on. --Andorin Kato 06:25, October 22, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry I was late to the rescue. I promise to improve my SLA O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 22:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)


One-Adam-twelve. Name's Spike. Was workin' the weekend shift at Penis and got a call (Talk:Penis, lower half of Section 5) 'bout anti-Semitism in the article (presumably at Penis#Circumcision).

I didn't put it in, I ain't takin' it out; see if you want to. I ain't offended, but that don't prove nuthin'. Spıke Ѧ 20:41 23-Oct-10

Took me five minutes to understand what was this all about, but that's probably because I just came back from a new Whiskey bar I found, one which servs over 1200 brands of Whiskey! O_O Anyways, don't see any problem with that joke. Just another in a sea of repeatable Jewish themes. But hey, who are we to deprive the masses of their opium? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Your response to Baron is appropriate, and funny. Above, I may have assumed unwisely that you were familiar with U.S. television series about police and detectives. Or it may have been the whiskey. Spıke Ѧ 22:34 23-Oct-10

No it was the whiskey, othen than growing up on Police Quest I get to see every chapter of Law&Order, CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Bones, The Closer, Numbers...etc, since this is the only kind of shows the Dutch Television plays. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:55, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm vandalisng your... talkpage. Gorrammit...

Bff Nominated World's Best Friend
This user has been nominated for World's Best Friend—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at the voting page.

What that says. I'd vandalise your userpage with this template, but... I can't. *melodramatic sigh* So, er, here. You can move it if you want... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 21:51 (UTC)

And so I shall. Andathankyouverymuch. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

יש לך רגע?

אתה יודע איפה למצוא את מי מתעלל שפת האם שלך. בבקשה? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:47, 23 Oct

That makes you sound like a Russian imigrant :) ~Jewriken.GIF 06:59, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, my Hebrew is very much crappy. But even Americans give me one look, and go "do you speak Russian?", so I guess there's something about me... ^_^ (I did try, but Google Translate can only do so much with the non-Indo-European stuffies. Google-Finnish is a nightmare!) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:29, 24 Oct

Sorry for asking something unrelated, too

Should I possibly have been less friendly and helpful abut S1312's noob welcoming spree? I started feeling as if I got sort of corrected by you and Zombiebaron, when you guys decided to ban and warn and such. Am I in trouble now, too? :o (Oh! an IP I told to join made an user account and is now being really nice, asking me for help. I may end up "adopting" a n00b (established Brazilian Un-Editor, so not really much to "teach" there) again. You'll be a great great great grandpa next!) *hug?* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:39, 24 Oct

Nah, we're the one the are getting paid to be evil, you can keep going being cuddley! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:56, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
Your spelling suggest you may have had a single malt too many... ^_^ Where's my hug?! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:27, 24 Oct
Surely not possible to have a single malt too many? Well, there was that one time when I drank a litre of the stuff - maybe that was a little over the top. Thought I was going to die, and by all rights probably should have done. I wanted to, the next morning, too. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:00, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
That's better than me splitting a bottle of tequila with the girl who was dating the brother of one of my exes and both bastard brothers broke our hearts and... I still can't remember ten hours of that night... >.< -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:20, 4 Nov
The trouble with tequila, I have found, is that it doesn't get you drunk until five minutes after you stop drinking it. This is not a worry if you only have enough for a shot or two, but dangerous if you have a bottle. Having once again found that I had consumed an entire bottle of it, not realising I was almost fatally drunk until afterwards, one time too many I decided to just avoid the stuff altogether. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:43, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
I drink tequila, but only in Margaritas, and only two of such at any one time. But they're darn delicious... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:48, 4 Nov
Oh yes, a margarita is a wonderful thing. Quite fancy a few cocktails now, actually - a dry martini and a kir royale would go down very well. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:52, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Mmmm... alcohol... Not that I'm craving it. NO! Definitely not. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:19, 4 Nov

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Tommy Wiseau

It seems weird how only 2 relatively unknown users and 1 IP voted for it. On a related note, Ultraman22 & MaxRebo120 both seem to want similar people to be on {{AoED}}. --Mn-z 18:44, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, dealt(ish) with both. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:56, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
Looking at some of there edits, all 5 seem to focus on the same pages. I don't have the time right now to see how much they co-relate though, it may be just of coincidence. --Mn-z 02:50, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
Asked for a checkuser, let's see how this goes. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:34, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

On a related note

KingKlunk, a new user, seems to want to add Uwe Boll to the AoED template. --Mn-z 02:27, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

May I have rollback rights?

Socky suggests on User talk:SPIKE that I would find rollback rights useful in performing "mercy moves to userspace," like the shameless self-promotion planted on UnNews today, without creating redirects that he has to huff; and suggested that I talk to you. I replied that it would also be useful to let me fix and shorten UnNews headlines. Spıke Ѧ 01:13 25-Oct-10

Oh Spike, I should probably tell you that I can't huff things. Which has little to do with my breathing abilities, but rather is related to the fact that I'm not an admin. If I were an admin, I wouldn't have to ask Mordillo to edit a protected page, which is what I'm doing in the following section. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 25 October 2010
Useful clarification. I thought you had raised the subject of rollback rights because you were working QVFD and I was causing you unnecessary work! Spıke Ѧ 02:39 25-Oct-10
OK, I'll add rollback. Please be careful when doing "mercy moves" to avoid antagonizing potential new writers. Also, when you want to clarify why you reverted, use the undo (or edit) since rollback doesn't give the explaination over the edit summary. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:34, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. I hope not to antagonize, and Socky even asked me yesterday why I had been so gentle with the guy. Spıke Ѧ 20:49 25-Oct-10
He's probably frustrated with them not having a government for err....20 years now, so he's tougher than usual. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:55, October 25, 2010 (UTC)


The image accompanying today's feature is an animation. Sadly, Wikia's image servers are somewhat animation-impaired, as they continuously fail to correctly render animations smaller than the size they were originally uploaded as. As such, the image accompanying today's feature is not being rendered correctly. The best easiest way to solve this would be by replacing it with an inanimate image. Personally, I'd suggest the Marilyn Monroe one. Shalom! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 25 October 2010

Done. Add it under the EBIL WIKIA list. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:34, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

got a mo?

Possibly one with a "ment" on the end? I could do with a sane admin in IRC for a moment, there's just an Olipro at the moment :( -- sannse@fandom (talk) 20:36, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Proposed revision of VFD rules

User:SPIKE/VFDRules2 is a proposed rewrite of {{VFDRules2}}. Along with better organization (directing appropriate information to each audience), it adds the following:

  • Less typographical excess
  • Nominators: What to look for in linked pages to detect a previous nomination
  • Nominators: Overview of the editing necessary to make a nomination
  • Voters: New recommendation to cast each vote as a separate edit
  • Admins: Mention of the new 24-hour rule
  • Admins: Reminder to delete {{VFD}} on kept pages, for completeness

Install if you see fit. Spıke Ѧ 16:13 28-Oct-10

Would it be too much to ask that we put it, collapsed down, in one of those "click to expand" boxes? The old "rules" section is already wearing out the wheel on my mouse. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:33, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. Spıke Ѧ 19:01 28-Oct-10
Ankh smite Er... Love, if it was put like that, the idiots would probably be even less inclined to read it than they are now... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 03:09 (UTC)

SPIKE, some of your sentences are downright confusing. Just so you know. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 19:48 (UTC)

Took this up with her on her talk page and made further edits to the proposal.

A separate problem: I did this without considering or integrating the instructions in the intro, which are in a separate template. Ideally, they too would be combined with this. Spıke Ѧ 02:51 30-Oct-10

Rev 2 corrects this:

  • Everyone: Adds rule not to remove text from VFD
  • What not to nominate: Adds rule against re-nominating within the month
  • Nominators: Adds step to tag nominated article with {{VFD}}
  • Voters: More complete syntax instructions; adds paragraph on explaining your vote
  • New sections on saving articles and changing votes. Spıke Ѧ 12:27 30-Oct-10
Sorry Spike, didn't get a time to read this properly yet. Will try to get to it later today. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:29, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sure. So it's for October 31st? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:51, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
Yes it is for the 31st. Thanks Mordillo! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:12, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
np. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:13, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hi! Happy Halloween! Thanks for featuring two of my pages in a row, that was very nice. Like a Halloween present, with a box wrapped in nice paper and then when you open it ghouls pop out to eat your eyes. Party like it's Halloween, 1999! Aleister 21:53 20 10

So it's YOU to blame for the extra work eh? What, you couldn't fail your articles over VFH like the rest of us?! Happy Halloween ~Jewriken.GIF 21:55, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
comes but once a year
, so we have to make the most of it. I try to scare children by giving them chocolate razor blades in candy apples. And I've lost count of my VFH failures, stack 'em up like tinderwood. Aleister 22:09 30 10

Date for TAW 2011?

Do you have a suggestion on when the next TAW should be? I was thinking of holding it after the next PLS (which I assume will be in the spring) and again in September/October. Also I was thinking of a sort of "mini-contest" over Christmas vacation based on Skullthumper's Hourly writing contest. MadMax 03:55, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

I think the PLS will be around June next year (as this year we're doing June(ish) and another one in December. So I think anything between those dates would be good. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:44, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

About the mini-contest, I thought about modifying it slightly by holding it for a full 24-hours rather than 1 hour and announcing it, maybe, 6 hours before it starts. Other than that, it basically follows the same rules as Skullthumper's contest. Would this work or do you think I would be better off sticking to the original format? MadMax 05:22, November 10, 2010 (UTC)


There seems to be a piece of text missing in the featured bit of Cheryl Cole. More exactly, "An icon, an inspiration, a role model." Without that part, the introduction is pretty much borked. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:48, 1 November 2010

Fixed. Probably was drunk, asleep or both. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:19, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Redirect to Userspace

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER! appears to redirect to a userspace page for some reason. (I.e. MadMax being overzealous against redlinks) I was under the impression that you didn't want a mainspace redirect to that page. --Mn-z 00:40, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

True, thanks for the headsup. ~Jewriken.GIF 01:24, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

How Am I?

Busy as all fuck, still not funny, and that IRL stuff you know about still not good. But things are getting a little more optimistic, UUette is still awesome, and I may be seeing a light at the end of a tunnel. Not sure it's the right tunnel yet, but there y'go. How in the devil are you, and how's the 'Dillo family? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:26, Nov 3

Doing good I think! The youngen is just about starting to crawl and he's VERY fond of cables. Pulling at them that is. Otherwise, busy is fuck with work and life in general but all is good. I'll send you an email to see how IRL is. Good to see you around mate! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:30, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry for messing with you like that

I just had to give that edit summary a try, ya know? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:58, 3 November 2010

Bastard. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:01, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

'Dillo, my old chavver

Not seen nor heard much of you just lately. How're things? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:57, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hey mate, all is good. Just been very very busy with work and can't find as much time as I'd like to spend here. Hopefully it will be easier in a couple of weeks when a Ibig project is going to finish. How is life in the UK? I'll probably be coming over there soon again (London and Miadenhead) so we have to have that pint at one point or another. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:13, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
I know what you mean - been horrendously busy myself. It's been worth it, though - I got offered a promotion yesterday :-) Definitely up for that pint, I'll track down some of that gefilte fish in breadcrumbs we were talking about, it really is the best way to eat gefilte fish. One thing though - don't go to Maidenhead if you help it. The place is an utter shithole that exists only to provide "real life cops" TV programmes with an endless stream of fresh material. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:03, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
Can't realy help it, it's work related. I did, however, had one of the best dinners of my life at this place last time I as there. Maybe I'll convince the misus to turn it into a weekend in London afterwards. And good luck on your promotion! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:08, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
Tell your employers that you need a payrise if they're going to make you go there. Mrs. Rabbi lived and worked there for over a year more than a decade ago, and still turns pale when reminded of it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:11, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
My Uncle and three charming cousins live in Maidenhead... --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:06, Nov 5


I have replied on my talk page. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 15:56, November 5, 2010 (UTC) Again. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 17:24, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

What happened to the other languages?

There used to be uncyclopedias in other languages.

What happened to them?

EoGuy 02:17, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'll take a stab: There still are; on many articles, you'll see, in the list on the left edge of your screen, names of foreign languages--these are direct links to the article's counterpart on a foreign wiki. The UnNews Front Page has, at the bottom, a list of foreign news sites (you'll have to click Show); and the Uncyclopedia home page may have links to foreign wikis. Spıke Ѧ 02:25 6-Nov-10

influenced by Kind Bud

Hi, Dillo. Yeah, nobody messes with me here. I like it. And there are users here who actually like my, er... uhm... writing. I don't actually spend very much time here, but it's peaceful around here. While I convalesce, or whatever it is that I'm doing now, it's nice not to worry as I used to. Spike is doing a bang-up job, from what I've seen. Somebody ought to promote him as an Editor, wink wink, nudge nudge. I hope fatherhood is being easy enough on you. I guess I should say, I hope you haven't become as fucked up in the mind as I... yet, anyway. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:02, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC) AKA Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:22, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Shingle malt is good!

You should have some! I am tipsy and I'm spamming your talk page with hugs! *HUG!*

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!


It appears it the vote for the end of October has not be cleared yet. --Mn-z 01:48, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Is it to your standards?

[my sig, that is] Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 15:44, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Thanks for fixing. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:50, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
“My iron lung is working again!”
~ Firesign Theater on your signature
--Spıke Ѧ 15:52 12-Nov-10

One small job...

I am trying to do something here that needs you. Copy the text here and paste it to here. The reason I need you is because I can't edit an interface page, only admins can. Thanks. Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 19:19, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

What is it to do, why will it improve anything? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:31, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
If you want to play with javascript, then I suggest you simply create it at User:Special Cases/Sandbox/Popups.js - you can then apply it to yourself by editing here and inserting the following:
 document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
  + '' 
  + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

There's no reason why this would need to be placed in the MediaWiki namespace. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:54, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

This is navagation popups, turns your mouse into a crystal ball. Got it from WP. What if I try to get Huggle on here? Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 20:55, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Per Olipro. Also, I know this specific JS, it was implemented here a while ago and it stopped working due to Mediawiki mismatch with Wikipedia, which is where I assume you took it from. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:57, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
Yup. Correct. What if I tryed to get Huggle here? Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 20:49, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
How about you stop trying to take things from wikipedia to here and get on with something useful? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:12, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
It's worked! Popups! Get your free popups now! It's easy:

Just place this:

importScript('User:Special Cases/popups.js');

into your monobook.js or uncyclopedia.js file!

In the words of Brian Blessed: NOOOOOO, ARE YOU RETARDED? it's uncyclopedia.js -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:20, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
And? I use monobook. --Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 08:11, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
“Hey you! Don't watch this! Watch that!”
~ The Madness on comparing recent changes to a vandal tool

Exactly. Just place this:

importScript('User:Special Cases/recent2.js');

Into your skin's .js file (would I be a good marketing specialist?)! --Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 12:42, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

В нас проблема!

Hello, respected administrator! I am an administrator from Ukrainian Uncyclopedia - Inciklopedia A large problem happened for us - at an entrance on a site inscription appears "Site is not found". There is our site disappeared. We would be you very thankful, if you know anything about this problem and if you can help us to renewal our project.

  • As I know, we don't on WIKIA. We are on UnMeta server.--Vox/ 03:01, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Vox, afraid I can't help you with that - since this is an Uncyclomedia host- did you try talking with Carlb? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:09, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • I necessarily will write him. Thank you. I always knew that Englishmen is very attentive to other people. Once again thank you. (And excuse me for my uncorect english.)--Vox/ 14:52, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
No problem. I'm actually Israeli. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:26, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
I thought you were Swedish! O_O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:42, 13 Nov

Swedish? What?--Icons-flag-gb Special Cases talk /sign 08:12, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, Mordillo is Swiss, which is why he keeps time very well. And Israeli, which is why he can kill you with his bare hands. Aleister 12:45 14 11
Bare hands? He talked about killing me with a tea spoon if I told ya of his bagel smuggling busin... YEEEPS! *throws hands over mouth* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:00, 14 Nov

In my newspaper...

Did he tell you about this? It seems rather late for him to be out, let alone travelling to a foreign country. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:58, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

He's not telling me anything, I only hear about it when I look for the car keys realizing the car is away. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:15, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Well, if he finds himself at a loose end while he's here, I know a pub where they're not too careful about checking ID and will happily liquidise a salt beef bagel for him. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:22, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Bit disappointed he's not playing anywhere near here and only in universities (where, at five quid a go, the tickets will sell out quickly) though, wouldn't have minded seeing him. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:28, November 14, 2010 (UTC)


I was under the impression that it was a listing of some notable members, and from reading the talkpage, it didn't want noobs... if I was wrong about that, fair enough, but I must ask... what, even, is it, actually? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 22:01 (UTC)

It's the "portraits" of "Uncyclopedia" "members". No limitations on who can place pictures there as far as I can remember. --~Jewriken.GIF 22:05, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Mmm, so they were just trying to come up with excuses to exclude a fellow, or something? Oh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 22:09 (UTC)
I'll have to read the talkpage again but when it was created it was free for all and nothing was changed as far as I know. We don't really have a notable members page, under than the hall of shame. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:13, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok. --Tophat headless 23:28, November 16, 2010 (UTC)


When can I re-nominate that for deletion? --Tophat headless 22:44, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Give it a week or so. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:13, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Ok. --Tophat headless 23:29, November 16, 2010 (UTC)


There is an ip ,User: who wants to add Wiseau to that template for some unknown reason. --Mn-z 01:38, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

I got a feeling this is our old friend MaxRebo. What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:18, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
There is a slight chance two people are interested in the same articles. Emphasis on the word slight. Btw, wouldn't his ban have also blocked his ips? --Mn-z 02:10, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

VFD rules, bis

Well, y'all have sat on my work on the VFD rules (Section 63, above) until it was overtaken by events, and now we have a numbered list inside a numbered list inside a numbered list, which still isn't organized by intended audience. Would you please review, or delegate, or reject outright, my work? Separately, it is annoying that autonomous tinkering is done by a user who, the last time I did so, insisted that it needed wider review and then ridiculed me for wasting people's time when I did exactly that. Spıke Ѧ 17:40 17-Nov-10

Why are you wasting Mordillo's time? (points finger and ridicules) Aleister 18:03 17 11
Sorry, forgot to get back to you. I don't see an issue with the current version. Also, there weren't any "events". Only changes made were a couple of new additions that were necessary. I felt that your version didn't simplify or enhanced the current version - it was more or less the same, without the colors. If you have specific typographical fixes with the current version - let me know and I'll manage it. As for the issue with Sycamore, I suggest you talk it over with him - his changes were reverted (but for the correct fixing of the poopsmith link) and as long as the internal fighting and bickering in Uncyclopedia doesn't get in the way of the site I'd rather people sort it out amongst themselves. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:15, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:35, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Regarding Mhalie.

He's unblocked himself again. Just letting you know. Kiko4564 17:57, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
What? How could he ever do such a thing?! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 21:24 (UTC)
*rolls eyes* more mod fights...--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 21:36, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
You guys do that when admins ban other admins, it not serious, right? Its sort of an inside joke, since they can unban themselves. --Mn-z 21:57, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
What?! They can?! The travesty! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 22:16 (UTC)
...--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 23:29, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
Guys, could you please not comment here as this is an admins talk page, not mine. Please note I am Kiko editing in his IP. 20:15, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
/me stomps about, making self cosy on a blueish grey worn-out sofa with a flask of good single malt stolen from said admin's secret stash... Symbol comment vote Inconspicuous Comment Template Attack!. I really don't think I can help myself. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:32, 19 Nov
*goes through Mordillo's fridge* What?! No mustard? What is this travesty?! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 20:40 (UTC)
/me hands Lyr a can of Dijon that was sitting in the pantry. We don't do that baby poo looking stuff in Yurop, ya know? The colour should be natural, not Chemical Yellow #5... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:17, 19 Nov
That yellow stuff is mustard? Seriously? o__O ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 22:45 (UTC)
European Mustard is not dyed with chemical additives. Although they sometimes use things like turmeric or whatever that yellow stuff they call "gurkmeja" in Swedish is in English... So THERE! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:16, 24 Nov

Out of Curiosity

Can you really get from the parking lot to flight gate in under 25 minutes at one of the most terrorism prone nations? o_O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:29, 20 Nov

Yes, because there are no silly checks such as "do you have any fluids over 10.3 milileter", no shoes or belts taking off and no laptop opening. High tech equipment, people who know how to read body language and profiling makes it easier. Last time took me even less than 25 minutes. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:33, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, and that is so totally unfair. They "profile" in North America, but they need white females to offset the middle-eastern looking male ratio in order to make statistics seem like they're not profiling based on looks, so they do a bit of "extra questions" almost every time I cross the US/Canada border. Also, they have started pulling "hot chicks" for the full body scanners... I don't mind them otherwise, but they change the DNA strand structure, meaning they can trigger cancerous cell mutations. Don't want to expose any baby Luvvies to that kind of crap... :(
I think it'll be interesting to see how this develops. The US public has been encouraged by some organisation to have a national "opt out" day next Wednesday. That's the most heavy travel date due to the next day being Thanksgiving there. So if even a fraction of travellers says "no, I'm not getting scanned", everyone is a few officers doing an "enhanced frisking" away from getting everyone else to their flights on time.
I thought of travelling wearing nothing but nominal, very figure hugging clothing next time I fly, just to make sure that they don't have to fondle me in public view at airports if I look too terroristey, carrying my wedding gown with me and such... Luvvies are lookey-no-touchey-girls. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:46, 20 Nov
Lookey-no-touchey you say? I think someone here really needs a hug. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:50, 20 November 2010
I'll do it... I love hugging people. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 00:53 (UTC)
Huh? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:04, 20 Nov
Exactly. *hugs Luvvy* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 04:30 (UTC)
HEY! Only Mr Luvvy gets to touch me! And the cat that snuggles up to Mommy at night... and the doggies who hog my blankey... but not you, definitely not internet people! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:49, 20 Nov

Quote please

As I say I would like a quote by you, from you to put in the UnSignpost. As the person with something to say about anything, everything and nothing what do you think of the present voting trend, that UotM, WotM are drawing lots of votes every month and awards like NotM, RotM and others are failing to draw that many votes at all? What do you think can be done? Black or White? Does time heal all wounds? What happens on your perfect Sunday? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:28, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

Well good sir, as I'm heading off to Glasgow tomorrow, might I respond to it tomorrow night post whiskey? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:10, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Capital suggestion, have one for me and all. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:16, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Take a swig for me, too! 15+ year old Laphroaig, if possible... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:36, 22 Nov
Laphroaig?! What are you a drunken sailor?! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:15, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
Nah. The descendant of a Scottish Lord and a Viking-born Bootlegger! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:08, 22 Nov
Fair enough! Also, Chief, as for your question: "the ongoing voting trend that is directed at obvious targets such as WotM and UotM are a cardinal warning sign that Uncyclopedia is not only the worst, it keeps detriorating. How else would you define a community that is centered on awarding its writers and goody two shoes? What about young new fresh people that are hopefully instatiable redheads with abnormal fondness of thressoms with Jews and MORE blondes? What about the people who take the substandard manure that the above said writers produce and fit them into shape?! Are we all doomed to be old shapeless writers? Will Uncyclopedia become like Europe - aging, overweight and smug? Where are all the young willing blondes amongst the population?! So in a word Uncyclopedia - UNITE! GO OUT TO THE STREETS AND DEMAND MORE BLONDES FOR ALL! MORE WELL SHAPED BLONDES FOR ALL! MORE THREESOMS WITH JEWS! and vote for NotM and RotM right? It's for your own good. Trust us, we are the cabal, we know best" ~Jewriken.GIF 19:23, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

/me comes by and drops a well-intended *hug* on the page and wanders off. Also, I'm blonde, but I don't do threesomes. But you guys can share my insatiable urge for hug-dispensing, so that's almost the same thing, right? I think you might have had about two too many... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:34, 24 Nov

The Greatest Thing That Has Ever Existed, Ever

You might want to sit down - the sheer awesomeness of this may prove more than you can handle: Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:37, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

Heh, I think I saw one with Obama's face on it in the Jewish museum in Berlin. But this one IS awesome. Now I only need to get my wife to approve! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:17, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
Once again, having a shiksa is advantageous - if I wanted one (and I soooo do) I can just tell her that superhero mezuzot have been around for thousands of years, are a Jewish tradition and extremely kosher and she'll let me have one. Obviously I'm to be hated for marrying out, but if it means I can have a Spidey mezuzah it's worth it. Anyway, wasn't Stan Lee Jewish? That's good enough for me. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:29, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

Curse you!

I mean, you're entirely right about that, but still... curse you! *shakes fist* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 16:37 (UTC)

Er...what? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:41, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, the NotM sage. There can be only one! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:48, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, just because there can only be one rcmurphy doesn't mean Happytimes and I can't nominate ourselves as well every month... *shifty eyes* Well, okay, maybe... um... nevermind. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 19:38 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:04 (UTC)

Hello Mordillo

You deleted Robert Bresson for some reason, the question is do you know Robert Bresson? because if you don't I don't see how you expect to get the joke. User:Kakun/sig 09:21, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

I restored it, however you can expect anyone who doesn't know the guy to think it's a random article. I placed a wikipedia tag on it to make some sense of it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:26, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Robert Who? /me walks away confused, cursing lack of huff-o-matic 2.0 -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:36, 27 Nov
Thanks Mordillo. This is a pretty unfamiliar director, but some people (including me) think he's the best director ever lived, except Trey Parker of course. I added an explanation to the talk page. Happy Hanukkah. User:Kakun/sig 09:42, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
You know, you could make it familiar through the article, and stuff... might help. 'Cause I'm with Luvvy as it is... a wikipediapar doesn't really save it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 17:05 (UTC)
I am familiar with Bresson (and agree he was a pretty shit hot director, too) - the article looks good to me, a decent parody and yet more proof of how under-rated Kakun is round here. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:04, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Latke time again!

Chanukah sameach :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:56, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Chag Sameach! Are the latkes already on the pan? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:32, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
I don't actually like latkes much, but will be making them this year as we're going to have some friends round one night and since they'll bring wine the least I can do is feed them. Sufganiyot are a different matter entirely, of course, and I'll probably make rugelach even if it's the wrong festival, just because it's so damn good. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:28, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Mhaile again.

Mhaile unbanned himself again, so I would indefblock him and deadmin him, so he can be "promoted to the rank of queen's reader" once and for all. Please note this is kiko4564 in his dynamic IP. 15:16, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

You're kidding, right? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 15:53 (UTC)
*siiigh...*I was like him a long time ago, but now i learned to stop worrying and love the mod fights.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 17:59, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
I still have no idea what on earth Mhaille's done to earn a ban in the first place. Except maybe if I'd actually be paying him to draw those space ships for me he once worked on for fun... which I'm not, so there's no need to ban him so he'd work... *rolls eyes* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:26, 29 Nov
Kiko, while this whole discussion is amusing let's get something straight. You can't block admins. Period. Any admin can unblock himself. More than that, Mhaille is a `crat, meaning I can't deadmin him even if I wanted to. Otherwise, I don't understand what's your problem exactly, Mhaille is one of the longest serving admin on Uncyclopedia and probably one of the more level headed and nice persons around here. If you have any issue with him, I suggest you go over to his talk page and talk with him. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:10, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
He's also cool and sexy, of course. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:12, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Sanity is not a requirement for membership here? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:17, 29 Nov

Yo grandad

I have the symptoms. Please hit me with a two-year ban to make sure I'll not come back during a weak moment. Seriously. Both IP:s too so I'll not resort to sockpuppetry. But leave the chat rights if those can be done separately - the IRC is a fun place at times. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:25, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

I see that Mhaille obliged already. Shame. Send me an email when you want out. --~Jewriken.GIF 21:25, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Perma-ban me, you cockmunching niggerjew!

Hi, Gomphog here, please perma-ban me, if you don't I will hack, vandalise and open multiple proxies. Thank you for your time. -- 18:24, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, on the contrary. You should do that. We need more vandalism in our lives. --Sockhog 18:29, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
No, because he is bp'd for talkblank.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 19:41, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Cockmunching niggerjew? I'll add that to my hall of fame. --~Jewriken.GIF 21:24, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

No need to permaban me

But I could use a vacation, too... Maybe six months and an explanation to me when and how I started feeling this old and tired around people on this site? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:36, 30 Nov

Perhaps 60 days worth of a "holiday ban"? Might cheer me up to do something else than get warned about things I forgot about six weeks ago causing me to get a 48 hour ban if not in compliance with fairly arbitrary rules... ah well... Nevermind. I'll just refrain from logging in, since I think there's an epidemic that seems contagious. Maybe I am just old and cranky and the changes I would like to see are none of my damned business? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:04, 30 Nov
Noooo! Don't leave me alone here like this, alone in this sea of... of men! And boys. Actually, I'm more worried about the boys. But noooo! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:35 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 03:35, December 2, 2010 (UTC)


I concur with your WIP tag on this article. Have been in after the author to tighten the language and use apostrophes. Today he added a section on Culture which is trite. Seems the locals like heavy drinking, souping up their cars, and driving badly. I've written a postscript to the author on his talk page, though he's never replied to me. We'll see. Spıke Ѧ 00:40 5-Dec-10


If you were any slower at writing articles, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calender. --Roman dicksucking bird(because he loves the dick!) 05:51, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

lol --Roman Dog Bird 05:53, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

How could you?!

I used to be okay with Jewish people, until I read this. You monsters! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:05, Dec. 5, 2010


the conversation we were having, I just felt that those two could possibly be rehabilitated. Remember, NXWave came back as Qua and was apparently behaving, but the community decided to not bring him back. BTW, I wasn't blocked for going against the admins, as Zombiebaron explained to me that he thought I was attempting to start an admin war, and that's why I got banned. As for old users coming back... Well I doubt that would work, as the only ones I can think of are now at Illogicopedia. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 21:00, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I don't need to be reminded of the whole NXWave saga. I was dealing with him @ 2007. You were not here and you don't have all of the details. NXWave was a deranged individual that cause a lot of harm to the site while trying to be seen as a good contributing user. He is not coming back. I don't doubt that you have good intentions, but I suggest you direct them elsewhere. Look up that forum (or I can help you if you can't find it) that was created by Dr. Skullthumper a while back. Bringing back old contributors is doable, was done in the past and is, in my opinion, a much better cause to pursue. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
I can't seem to quickly find it. Perhaps you could give me the link on my talk page? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:28, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

I seek counsel...

As you seem to currently be the resident signature regulator person thing, I have to ask. Would a variation of this adapted for use on Uncyclopedia be bad? I don't think I'd do that here, but in case I do get the mad urge, I'd like your input first. ~ Pointy 22:29, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I need to add that to my list of titles straight after "grand archduke of the marshes" and before "Jewlord". It's very annoying and if you keep it under <sigexpand> type of tags it's compliant. Very annoying though :) ~Jewriken.GIF 23:17, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Quite the titles, those... have you a full list somewhere, that I might point and lau... er, I mean, be suitably impressed?
Anyhow, thats a mite disconcerting... it would actually be acceptable here? Then again, some people do have pretty long ones. Although if I left it all extended, I would probably have to strangle myself, anyway; it started out like that on Illogicopedia, but then it got too annoying...
Anyhoo, thanks. ~ Pointy 00:46, 7 December, 2010
But read UN:SIG (end of Section 1)--When fully erect, "I don't fancy yours much." Spıke Ѧ 01:32 7-Dec-10
Sure, but who heeds that? ~ Pointy 01:44, 7 December, 2010
Pfffft... Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat03:18, Tuesday 07 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Exactly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 09:07, 7 December, 2010 (UTC)
Pcchhht Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
Okay, so besides Mordillo, who heeds it? Or did people actually pay more attention to such things back then? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 18:06, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
N00bs have occasionally been brought to heel. Spıke Ѧ 18:41 7-Dec-10
Are you calling me a noob? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:48, 7 December, 2010
No indeed, as Mordillo seems disposed to let your signature slide. But--since I joined--UN:SIG has been cited to induce n00bs to curb their advertisement, and especially to narrow it to the type size. Spıke Ѧ 18:50 7-Dec-10
Well, I only did that as a joke - hells, the entire thing is a joke; I wasn't kidding about having to strangle myself if I actually used it in practice. It's longer than TKF's, for crying out loud!
Also, I am a noob. For the record. I am. So it actually works, even after they've seen TKF's? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:35, 7 December, 2010
Sorry, I might have been misunderstood. As long as the sig is a collapsing sig - it's OK. Otherwise it needs to fall under the 55 characters rule. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:25, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
You were quite clear. UN:SIG (end of Section 1) (perhaps wisecracking) is what's in conflict. Spıke Ѧ 21:34 7-Dec-10
And TKF's is, too... what would the noobs think?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:42, 7 December, 2010

Got a mo again?

If you have.... I could do with a quick consult in IRC :) -- sannse@fandom (talk) 22:25, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Heard the latest? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:24, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews is on top of this--UnNews:Egypt: Israel behind deadly shark attacks (by Funnybony). Spıke Ѧ 20:48 8-Dec-10
Funny thing is that this is actually a real piece of news. Maybe the current head of the Mossad (due to leave January) wants to go out in a blast? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:21, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
With all the dreck in the news, I decided it was about time people were allowed to know the truth. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:13, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Brilliant! you have the 1-spot on the Front Page. Spıke Ѧ 18:01 9-Dec-10
Why, thankyou! Hadn't done an UnNews in a fair while, the idea came to me when I saw the link to Funnybony's. Always love the way UnNews can usually be knocked out in 10 minutes and don't require much work. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:04, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
OK, I just have to do an audio for that. Rabbi, do you prefer English in bad Israeli accent or Hebrew? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:53, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
How about both? There could be one version for Israel and one for the rest of the world. Your voice should suit Commander Loml rather well. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:56, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Both? What am I a recording machine?! I'll see if the youngster will allow me some time during the weekend. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:28, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Can't he do one? What do you mean he can't talk yet? Been a bit lazy with his education, haven't you? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:43, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ban of "Another n00b"

This might be excessive--I don't know what he was doing in the old Forums, but as he says on his talk page, he seems to have stumbled on a Wikimedia bug. His edit to a closed Forum was to prove the bug and not to give us his opinion on the three-year-old issue. Spıke Ѧ 13:04 11-Dec-10

No he didn't stumble on a bug, he stumbled on an automated archived forum that was not protected, but rather archived (hence the no edit button rather than actual protection). That "NO EDIT" is there for a reason, would he next time try something worse for the sake of proving it can be done? Also, three hours? Excessive? He's lucky I got to him before ZB did, it would have been 3 days at the very least. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:07, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Very well. Indeed I don't know what he would have done next. Perhaps it depends on whether it had a tab on it saying Don't do this. Spıke Ѧ 13:16 11-Dec-10

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

--Magic Snow man 04:05, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck ChiefjusticeDS

I actually decided that two days ago, when I couldn't find any good ideas for Fuck Lyrithya. Currently,I am devoting all my articles now to Children's TV shows and the NHL. --MANIAC MCPEE 01:09, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

File:Shark attacks.mp3

I've put an icon to this in {{RecentUnNews}}, which displays it on the Uncyclopedia main page, and will leave it in the rotation on the UnNews Front Page for a couple extra ticks, as usual, in case people want to hear a voice other than my own.

Now, it may be this bottle of absinthe from the cabinet (as I had to make those changes from Zim ulator's old office at UnNews), but I had extreme trouble understanding two parts of your recording. This being the English-language service, don't you think you ought to reach out to us gayim, or whatever it is that you call us, and record a piece that will appeal to more than you and the rebbe??? Spıke Ѧ 00:06 18-Dec-10

Actually I believe the rebbe's understanding of Hebrew is as good as yours. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:09, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

So its target audience numbers one??? Aye, voy! Spıke Ѧ 00:14 18-Dec-10

Three. Kakun and Rataube also speak Hebrew. Also, it's oy vey, and that's Yiddish, not Hebrew. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:18, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Mommy, Modus stole my doll!

But seriously, he says this never passed VFH, and that apparently you're the one to ask about that... I mean, it didn't pass the first time; you closed that one yourself and then ended with deleting the article as well, but... the second time it did. Didn't it? o_O But then again, since Zombiebaron passed it, shouldn't I be asking him? Or what?

Wait, maybe Modusoperandi did only see the first VFH attempt, or something? Arg... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:57, 18 December 2010

Nevermind. That's what happened. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:29, 18 December 2010
I saw on Modus' page that it's now all settled? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:43, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah... apparently he only drew the moustache on my doll because he thought it was male. Oops. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:48, 18 December 2010

leva korova

be ready to ban her for sig related offences--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 15:52, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

We don't ban so quickly and certainly not for sig issues. Better to explain nicely first and resort to ban only if the person ignoring the issue repeatedly. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:43, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
Zombiebaron has now banned him, evidently for loitering, plus a request from someone from the Ukrainian Uncyclopedia; see User talk:Zombiebaron Sec. 13. Spıke Ѧ 03:06 21-Dec-10

Love the audio!

Even better than I hope it'd be - I'm rather hoping it might get a few listeners in Israel too and raise a smile or two. Incidentally, have you spotted the anagram yet...? A gut voch. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:20, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you like it. I wonder if the fact that I have a bad cold shows? And I didn't locate the anagram.... ~Jewriken.GIF 21:55, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
Commander Dori Loml of the Israeli assassination experts secret intelligence service Mossad...? I've rumbled your top secret code name! ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:22, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Mordecai

Is it possible to purge every page on Uncyclopedia at once? I've gone through about 700 pages in the past day individually purging each to fix the picture alignment, but that's quite time consuming. Thanks Mordy. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:04, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

I've contacted Sannse and asked them to run a purge from the server side. Hopefully that'll be done quickly. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:54, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
Wikia purged the server, it should be OK now (looked at a few pages and couldn't see the issue again). Let me know if you find any problematic pages. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:18, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks broseph. A few of the pages I purposely didn't purge are fixed now, so I suppose it worked. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:35, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
I've still been stumbling across some... is it just lag, have we scary issues, or do the servers just hate me like the rest of technology does? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:50, 21 December 2010

This talkpage does not have enough me in it


Answer me, goddamn it, or the kitten gets it

Time to rectify that. How are things, old chap? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:17, Dec 20
'enough me on it'? Oh, gods... o__o It's spreading! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:55, 20 December 2010
Depends how you define things, I would have said. In its content would be more correct, I concede, but I don't see that as being an error. Besides, we're overlooking the real issue here: are you ignoring me, 'Dillo? Are you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:59, Dec 20
You are, aren't you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:58, Dec 21
Aren't you? 'Dillo? Hello? Aren't you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:33, Dec 21


HEH HEH HEH... --Magic Snow man 02:39, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
IS THIS A CHALLENGE? ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME TO A BIG-TEXT-OFF? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:57, 21 December 2010
PREPARE FOR YOUR ANNIHILATION, PATHETIC MORTALS! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 21 December 2010
Meh, that's an actual article. That doesn't count, save to lose on VFH for it. Score:29%... *shakes head sadly* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:18, 21 December 2010
UU?! IS THAT YOU OVER THERE?! There is such a crowd here I can't see you! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:00, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
Who said that? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:18, Dec 21
Nobody, UU. Nobody. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:29, 21 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:54, 23 December 2010

Captain Yes and Justin beaber

Hello. I would like a copy of the articles Captain Yes (Huffed October 30th, 2010) And Justin beaber (Huffed December 21st, 2010).

All categories will be removed from both articles. - Another n00b 13:49, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

WooHoo! I wrote Capten Yes! Also, merry christmas to everyone! --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:26, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I was away for a few days, is this still relevant? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:24, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I would still like these articles as userspaces =) - Another n00b 23:06, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Privilege or a right

I've long argued with Zim, MrN9000, and you that Admins will maximize productivity with consistency and openness. Uncyclopedia does declare editing to be a right--though not unconditional in the face of misconduct. Calling it a "privilege" defends Admins' right to act capriciously. It may be true but I find it less than optimal.

That is all I had in mind in saying your comment was "over the top" last month on Meganew's talk page. I understand your displeasure at seeing this criticism on a third party's page, also that your rebuke to me might have been to soften the blow on Meganew by coming down on both sides. It should be clear that my remark to Meganew was to sympathize with him to get him to remove the confrontation from his user page. It didn't work; and the user has recently done nothing except contribute to the Forum:Fuck Wikia thread and attempt to engage two of the site's most notorious recent trolls. Spıke Ѧ 14:06 23-Dec-10

LOLPENIS... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I think someone has a case of really needing a hug. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:46, 23 December 2010
What is the point in having this discussion over which word we use? It won't change any behaviour, nor will it make the site better, I would suggest that we ask the more important questions, questions like: why sell hot dogs in packs of 5 and then hot dog buns in packs of 4? It makes no sense to me. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:04, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
They sell hot dogs in packages of less then 40?! Good gods, you've opened my eyes, man. My... whole... world... all becoming clear, now... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:13, 23 December 2010

This belated section is here only because Mordillo laid it on me, based on remarks somewhere else, to bring any issues to his own talk page, and I still owed that to him. It has no policy or wider implications, Chief. Lyrithya, there is a reason you feel you have to be in every conversation, and it is not because you do. Spıke Ѧ 02:16 24-Dec-10

You mean I'm not important?! *tears up* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:32, 24 December 2010
Never let it be said that you are not important. It may be an accurate statement, but still there is no need to say it.
Seriously though, why are you quibbling over this? Is it a privilege? Of course it is - the ability to edit freely and without overbearing modification is a privilege. There are other sites that don't allow you that privilege without jumping through hoops. Is it a right? Absolutely - by the very nature of being a site that anyone can edit we give everyone the right to edit. Either term is not only accurate but also apt.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 02:44, Dec 24 2010 UTC
Can I play too? I don't care about this other stuff, but packs of 40??? Where do you shop, Wal-Milf? Aleister 2:46 24 12
Yay! Now I'm in the conversation too! --Magic Snow man 05:13, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to throw everything off track and try to add something that actually has something to do with the original conversation itself. Just... 'cause.

This is what it is, a community. Of people. Working together to... um... well, honestly, I have no idea what we're supposedly working toward, but the point is, such a thing doesn't work without the people, thus it is a right... but on the other hand, people are people. Some can't be trusted, many are nutters in at least some form, especially here, and as a whole, there's no way to know them, at least not from the start. Need to see if they are capable of decency; need to deal with them if their indecency outweighs, or the entire community will fall apart, and thus editing is a privilege. Which I suppose is basically what POTR said, just elocuted more confusedly... but people aren't consistent, thus the distinction of words and thus why they are dealt with inconsistently. It just tends not work to deal with them consistently, at least, it doesn't seem to. They all react differently.

Mind, I'm not saying the inconsistency works either...

I want a taco. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:33, 24 December 2010

Ok, I'll talk about the original conversation too. But just keep in mind, Lyrithya made me do it. Anyway, I think editing is certainly a privilege. You can edit, just as long as you don't break the rules. Then the privilege is taken away. --Magic Snow man 05:42, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
So... these packs of 40... obviously that explains America's obesity issue. And speaking of unwanted American fat, could you take back Oprah now?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 06:47, Dec 24 2010 UTC

FYI--What motivated the original statement (by Meganew) is the declaration, on our main page, that this is "the...encyclopedia that anyone can edit." That doesn't use either word, and the difference between removing a "right" and revoking a "privilege" is mostly semantic. Where I am, "privilege" is used, regarding driving, to assert that the state can impose arbitrary conditions and revoke it on a whim. The "right" lays it on Admins to make decisions on removal clear and consistent--and I have in mind no particular decisions of any Admin. Spıke Ѧ 11:07 24-Dec-10

Anyone can edit it. Once. If that edit proves them to be a cockwit, then they can no longer edit it, but they have edited it, therefore what it says is true. You'll notice it doesn't mention how many times they can edit it... ;-) Also: Merry Christmas all! (Saying that on Mordillo's talk page makes me feel like a rebel - I have a tame life). --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:26, Dec 25
What's all this talk about rights and privileges? Being able to edit is obviously a curse! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:45, 25 December 2010
The elf has a point. 'Sides, if all that was true, I probably would have been banned long ago. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:55, 25 December 2010
Good point. And although I understand the analogous point with driving, I think a better analogy is using public libraries. They are there for anyone to use, however people can be banned from using them if it is in the best interests of the community as a whole.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 00:15, Dec 26 2010 UTC

The analogy is identical. I can kick the neighborhood kids out of my backyard on a whim. The government, either kicking me off the roads or out of the library I pay for, has to justify its decision. I am for saying editing is a right--and striving to justify any decision to revoke it. That is the only thing I'm saying. By the way, why is writing on Mordillo's talk page effective in engaging everyone on Uncyclopedia...except Mordillo?! Spıke Ѧ 00:43 26-Dec-10

I think Mordillo has taken it off his watchlist. But we're on the same wavelength, leaving aside semantics. Banning someone needs to be justified and should not be done on a whim. One user recently has taken to trying to start a flame war, which could potentially damage the community, but hasn't been banned as he hasn't done any damage beyond making himself look silly. Other users in the past have been infinibanned and then had the decision reversed due to mercy of admin. Admin does take on a governmental role here, and works as judge and executioner - the responsibility of the remainder of the community is to ensure that the admins that are elected are those that best represent the community, and let them know when we feel they haven't been acting in that manner and being more capricious. Feel free to disagree with me though.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 02:35, Dec 26 2010 UTC

Belated response (due to the fact I flew home for a holiday and spend all of the flight with 3 ultra orthodox relgious kids kicking me in the back which is probably why I came down with fever straight after damn kids!) - Hello everyone and merry Xmas - make sure you restoke the kitchen after you finish partying in my talk page. Also, Spike, getting back to me at this stage is like Puttin refusing to sign on the new nuclear arms agreement based on the 1961 Cuba Missile Crisis. All long and forgotten. So how is everyone? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:24, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
I am awesome. Mind you, that's just a general statement, and not news as such. How are you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:53, Dec 31

You killed my new pet!

Oh well - I was thinking of feeding him to the ferrets anyway, so no loss. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:39, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh I'm sorry, would you like a Jew Waffel instead? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:42, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Has it got strawberry jam on it? If so, sounds a good exchange to me. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:44, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
While I'm about, have you read this? If not, you really should - just finished it and it's possibly the best novel I read this year. The Verbovers knock our Kosher Nostra gangs into a cocked yarmulke. Well worth getting a copy. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:29, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Have a copy in the holy language. Brilliant book, and it looks great in the Hebrew translation becasue of the various Yiddish expressions. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:04, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Would love to read that version - if I could, of course. Glad you have your own copy anyway, as I enjoyed it so much (just finished it the other day) I was seriously thinking of sending you my copy if you hadn't read it so that saves a bit of expense. I loved the often dark humour (the sholem, for example) which when combined with a damn good ripping yarn made it a sure-fire winner in every way. Have you read any of his other stuff? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:25, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

When in Roma

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right - Uncy in the holiday season makes me feel right at home. Thanks for letting me steal and use your wording for the St. Paul quote on Jesus was Christian NOT Jewish, and look at the whirlwind in one or two people that page caused! I'm wondering if it got the same reaction from some of the thousands of silent readers "out there". As you probably know, I wouldn't have had it up for feature if I didn't think it was featureworthy and shaped and saw the thinking behind each and every line. It seems to have done its job close to home here as well. I was going to put a serious explanation on the talk page and ask the fellow which things exactly (besides Jesus was Jewish, damnit, everybody know that! 'cept they don't), but am following your advice there, so, thanks! Just caught the vid on your user page, nice. Happy everything, Aleister 19:00 28 12

I thought it was good and as the token Jew around here, I think it's a winning opinion! Also, happy new non Christian related year! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:43, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

¡Eh, tú!

¿Qúe, exactamente, queriás para la noticia del sitio? Necesito saber antes de que empiezo en una, vale, una aventura de manera...

Not that I speak spanish. Do you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:12, 30 December 2010

No etiende. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:43, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Alas, Uncyclofreak!

Evening great administrator! We have great news from illogicopedia that ED has been DoSed! See here. 17:18, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:30, 30 December 2010

VFH article

I was hoping this would be featured on Christmas Day, or at least on some day in the neighborhood, but that doesn't look like to be the case. Since I'd rather not have a feature than to have a Christmas article featured in January, could you possibly be a chap and close the voting page? Make it a quasi-feature or something. I'm sure there has to be an unwritten clause about the author asking for his article to not be featured. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:49, Dec. 30, 2010

I can do it, but I think it would be a shame to remove it just because it's XMAS related. You don't want to give it a few more days? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:43, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
The interview with "Mother Mary" (who had an abortion) would have been especially topical to run on Christmas for that reason, but human-interest stories and stories on the topic of abortion run in the "real" media all the time. This story came in one day after Scofield's polemic on Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and I delayed for another day doing a graphic for it on UnNews because it initially read like a thinly disguised anti-abortion opinion. I delayed further in nominating it on VFH and there is the usual one-week delay before most stuff there gets a head of steam. Timing it to go on UnNews for the holiday season almost ensures that it won't get FA by then, as most UnNewses are out-of-date by the time they get FA. But I disagree that it loses much if featured late. Spıke Ѧ 17:55 31-Dec-10
Well Kip, it was next in line so I featured it and you get to be the first article of 2011. I hope you don't mind too much. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:14, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Foolitzer Prize rules

Section 3 of the Foolitzer Prize states: "At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people." Funnybony on 25-Dec quoted it and claimed his right under it to vote for multiple nominees. The sentence seems contradictory. Would you please issue an interpretation? Spıke Ѧ 01:50 31-Dec-10

Good point, I'll change it. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:43, December 31, 2010 (UTC)


I have moved the meat to System of a Down and turned the acronym into a redirect. There is a third page, System Of A Down, which MadMax protected three years ago. It now points to the Blue Screen of Death but should now point to System of a Down. Spıke Ѧ 00:04 1-Jan-11

Fixed. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:40, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Reimu Hakurei

FYI--Since you closed VFD on this article, Anon has redirected both links to to an independent wiki on the subject. The citation of Wikia's wiki on the video game was one I made during the VFD save. I presumed we should boost Wikia's own forum for further details; don't know what Wikia, or Uncyclopedia editors, would think about the recent edit. Spıke Ѧ 02:07 1-Jan-11

I don't see an issue (or a special need) to boost Wikia on top of other wikis. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:40, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Horribly, terribly pressing question that I think I had a reason for intending to ask, but now I forgot what it was...

In fact, now I forgot the question. Crap. Er... I'll come back later. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:00, 1 January 2011

Oh, right. What were you planning on doing with the new banners? And the old ones? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:01, 1 January 2011
Wait, no... that wasn't it... crap. Or was it? That doesn't even make sense. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:01, 1 January 2011

And do the writers of the year get some sort of trophy, or something? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:02, 1 January 2011

And what about the anonnotice? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:07, 1 January 2011

Wait, nevermind. IPs don't care about any of this, anyway... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:08, 1 January 2011
Or do they? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:09, 1 January 2011
Whatever you're on, I want some of it delivered to me pronto. Also, I see that you've done more or less what I intended to do, even though you assume I fail at sitenotice. But that's OK, I'll just sulk quietly. Thanks for all the effort! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:40, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews "Group hug"

What you regard as a misuse of the Foolitzer Prize page may have informed you of who the notable contributors are and enabled you to cast a knowledgeable vote, which was one of the reasons to do it. The other, of course, is to reward UnNews regulars; I will not dispense epaulettes as Zim used to do religiously, but would recognize devotion to the page, in the only UnNews forum that people actually read. Spıke Ѧ 01:23 2-Jan-11

Then you'll do it on another format, as the award page is not intended for that purpose. Those not a noms create a mess that someone needs to read through by the end of the month to decide who is who etc. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:40, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom

Much appreciated, and it means a lot to me, but I think there are other people on the list who deserve it more. I don't have half as much time to waste devote to Uncyclopedia as I used to these days whereas Chief has put in a phenomenal amount of work. Nevertheless, thanks once again! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:38, January 3, 2011 (UTC) PS - ordered a "Hebrew for beginners" programme the other day. Thought it was about time I learned the basics. :-)

My pleasure! I think you're certainly a worthy candidate. As for the Heb lessons, I'll be happy to give you the more...err..useful part of it, the part that doesn't show in the books. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:42, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Things such as: "Well doctor, I first noticed it turning purple a few days ago - then the spots appeared," "Shalom, sailor - care to grease my flanks?" "No, I've never been a member of Hamas and that's not a Qassam hidden in my trousers. Oh, and by the way, you're the most beautiful female Mossad operative I've ever met," "Do you sell anything guaranteed to get a gerbil out of any orifice?" and "I bought a Hebrew for beginners kit off Ebay, I have no idea what I just called your mother but I meant to wish her good health so please leave off the krav maga" and the like? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:49, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
I was more thinking of things such as my hovercraft is full of eels but those work as well! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:56, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
I made sure I was able to say that in every human language and those of several other species many years ago. Stood me in good stead a few times too, I can tell you. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:59, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

I hate to jump in the middle of this interesting discussion. . .

. . .but a question. Are people really allowed to vote "against" on a best of the year award? It doesn't seem at all fair that they should be, since people vote their semi-precious votes for a user and then someone else can come by and negate that vote. Aleister 1:03 4 1 '11

There's a good expression in Hebrew to describe the situation - Kosher but stinky. There's no rule against it, so as much as I'd like to remove against votes I can't find a justification to do so, unless it's a really dickish vote (like the one I removed yesterday from UotY). --~Jewriken.GIF 08:35, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
He said that to me once, I cried for a fortnight. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:58, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
If people wish to waste their vote on a negative that is their choice, but I too don't like the practice at all. It seems almost guaranteed to generate pointless drama which is something we could well do without. It remains a privilege to be nominated for any of the OTY awards, just to be recognised by your peers for your contributions is its own reward. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


...I heard you like archiving... Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:41, Tuesday 04 January 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Two important things

- I've hopefully sorted some of the pages now here, things such as creating a judges page and and the page for writer's entries. Just to double check are these done right? I think I've got things underway, but just wanted to check in to make sure I'm doing things right. Also thanks for sorting out those banner things to get more judges and stuff;-)

- Where would you stand if a policy was put together via a forum and voting which outlaws "Pokey Bum Wanks" amongst contributers and those affiliated with Uncyclopedia?

--Sycamore (Talk) 23:11, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

The subpages all look good, didn't see anything that seemed wrong. I'm not clear about the whole cash prize issue, but I'll leave it up for you to decide and manage (just as long as it doesn't become an issue like it did last time...).
I didn't understand the second point, I think you used too much of Scottish slang there :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:10, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Awesome:-) I'll have a look into the prize. Is it better to have a system where I send first post say a daft award (which means I have to get an address from the winner), or does the site have an existing account with a charity, like PayPal so we just upload cash?--Sycamore (Talk) 19:23, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
As far as I know we don't have a "corporate" PayPal. I believe EMC used his own in the last round. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:55, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Syria on VFD

Okay, as you have a place nearby, please browse the article and tell me if there are additional absurdities we could skewer while we're at it on this page. Spıke Ѧ 18:42 5-Jan-11

I lived most of my life in Israel, so you can say I was fairly close most of the time. I ran through it, not bad actually. I've added some and removed some other parts. It's typical punch lines for the region that people that come from that area will get, I tried to make it clear for the rest of you lot as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:26, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks; it helps to have the right name of the local secret police. However, that is a lot of blue and a lot of "fuck" for the intro; also, I thought Deer in-Headlights was the right translation based on the facial expression in the photo. Is his forehead that big? Spıke Ѧ 20:02 5-Jan-11

It's gigantic, same as with his father. Al-Assad, by the way, means "The Lion" in Arabic. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

צהריים טובים

Getting good, aren't I? Fluency awaits. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:02, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Fancy! Do you know how to say my hovercraft is full of eels" already? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:31, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Is it צ וביםטה הריים צהר טהרוביםרי? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:29, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry, that was a typo. I meant רחפת שלי מלא צלופחים. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:30, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Teach me how to say, "Passage for one, please. And hold the eels." Spıke Ѧ 23:31 6-Jan-11

Hype - just about! you got the gender wrong and you're missing a "the" and "with" but the meaning is there! Spike - that would be: מעבר עבור אחד בבקשה, וללא צלופחים. (pronunciation: ma`avar le`echad bevakasha ve`lelo tslofachim). ~Jewriken.GIF 09:52, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I will use that at the very first opportunity. Spıke Ѧ 13:27 7-Jan-11

A very useful phrase. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:37, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
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