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--Mn-z 15:21, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

And? No flowers? No dinner? No drinks? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:24, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Nope. Just plain old Chloroform. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:32 • Saturday, 13-03-2010
I'm not late am I?! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 17:08, Mar 13 2010

I am sooooooooooo confused why my post got deleted....hahaha this is my attempt to write a message as you requested....soooooooooooooo can I repost my crap?



Mordillo is GAY. he is the worst admin EVER he sux. He huffed my article!!! because i didn't read some gay book. Even though my riting was stil funny. i dot like him and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. i wish he will gatsde-opped and permabenned and goes to the moon or a gay retared place. he is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! HE IS THE WORST PERSON EVER. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Every new user (talk • contribs)

We aim to please. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:03, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
That was HELPME, by the way, not me. Although I think much of it applies to you. :) Just restore mah arbicle that j00 huffed. NOW, CUNT. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:24 • Sunday, 14-03-2010
(: Of course I'm not serious, that was actually supposed to be your raep, but I didn't wake up early enough. :(Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 18:21, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Also, I am very offended that this criticism has not been added to your userpage yet. What, I wasn't good enough for you?! Hmph. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 18:23, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
I try to keep it authentic. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:26, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

HowTo:Spot a Terrorist

I was just about to start this up, but I saw that you huffed it in November of last year. Why was it huffed or is it nothing that I need to watch our for when making the page. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 02:31, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

I created it in your userspace, anyway, bro.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:50, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
It was some idiot creating a cyberbullying article under this heading, feel free to create your own article. In general, if an article was huffed in the past, unless you're creating an exact copy of that, you can recreate and create your own version. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:18, March 14, 2010 (UTC)


Hehehe....wait...dammit! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 17:57, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Too little too late. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:04, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
I blame the media. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
I blame the Irish. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:22 • Sunday, 14-03-2010
I blame Canada. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:23, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
The liberal media and Irish and Canucks and Muslims and Jews and...uh....the Pope...yeah...Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Yeah. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:33, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Actual important stuff

Can you semi-protect HowTo:Run away from home? It's been receiving quite a bit of IP vandalism. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:28, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Yep, gave it 3 months. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:35, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions‎; 12:46 . . (-18) . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs) (Removed category "Iraq" (using HotCat)) [rollback] should have pointed out the difference to George Bush jnr. a few years ago, you could have made the world a very different place. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

CONSPIRACY!! I should have known Mordillo would be behind the scenes... somewhere. --ChiefjusticeWii 12:53, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hush. You saw nothing. A Mossad helicopter will be landing on your roof within minutes for a few brief words. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:56, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
You will never find me, I know the truth and I shall tell- who are you people? What's in the bag? Agh No!! Not the face!! nooooooooo....
.... Mordillo is a really great guy actually and I would fully support absolutely anything he suggested, no doubt about it. --ChiefjusticeWii 13:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
/me checks the time. I think they set a new record today. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:02, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Apparently, they've decided to always take at least a few minutes so people won't realise every single building in the world has a secret Mossad listening post hidden inside the walls. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:08, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ha! :D FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:58 • Monday, 15-03-2010


Get a vote from an admin? I must have been the best noob, ever. In all of eternity.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 18:54, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that, Mordillo. He gets excited. Back! Back into your cage! /pokes HELPME with a stickPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:57, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
Hey! How did you get away?! I put you in a straitjacket. :OSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:58, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Israel embarrassed to announce settlements during Biden visit

This story is yours to write. How hard could it be to put one over on Biden? Tell him they weren't really new settlements, and everyone is happy. Spıke Ѧ 23:35 15-Mar-10 We aim to please. Now give me some audio magic. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:37, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Have I really not been on this talk page since it was archived?

That is a deplorable state of affairs - your talk page was significantly low on awesomeness (by as much as 47%, I'd say). Fortunately, I have now arrived to rectify matters. How are you doing, old chap? I'm slowly gaining the loyalty of my crack squad, and scanning planets like it's going out of fashion. And still not in love with the combat, but there you go. Story is still a good one, and that's what really matters. Hope they're setting up something awesome for 3... Oh yeah, and how's, you know, real life? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:48, Mar 16

Sorry! Sorry! I'm having a hellish week at work. So, yes, it has been so long since your presence glorified my page that it's extremely low on awesomeness. Of course, it's high on dicks lol though, as Opty keeps coming even though I got a restraining order. So, doing goodly! Got a new car (which is parked at work till I get my parking permit so I still take the metro which irks me greatly) and all of the baby things are coming in a week. Say, is it me or is this whole baby thingy is expensive even before the little bugger is born?!
With MA2, I'm actually close to finish it for the 2nd time around, with a different character. I love it, and the fighting system doesn't get me too much. Only thing I really can't stand is the star scanning. It's the Mako of the new generation. Also, I've decided that on Saturday I'm going to get Dragon Age and call it the last game of my life. Afterwards it's all pacifiers and diapers. And how have you been? How is Mrs. UU and UUette? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:26, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
HEY, WAITAMINUTE! I don't see a single mention of my dick on your talkpage anywhere. I demand you apologize for this insult immediately. -DicksLOL23:28, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Having a day off today to spend time with the missus and the offspring. They're great, although Mini UUette is not interested in sleeping this afternoon, even though she's overtired. Trying to type quietly is not that easy! She's so beautiful though - I keep melting every single time she looks right at me. You have a wonderful time ahead of you, trust me. Also, gaming doesn't completely end after fatherhood, don't forget babies sleep up to 17 hours every day - there's plenty of time while they're snoozing and the missus is catching up on sleep... I've played more ME2 since the baby arrive than I did before. It is bloody expensive though, and as far as I can see, that gets no easier! On ME2, have to say I prefer the scanning to the Mako - spending minutes trying to coax the goddamn thing up the last foot of a particularly steep hill was more annoying than scanning half the bloody galaxy! Also: DicksLOL for Sysop! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:57, Mar 19
I would very much like to support the motion of an increase in mentions of dick(s) on Mordillo's talk page. --ChiefjusticeWii 15:25, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Two hours?! Were you serious?

Penis, man. Penis. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:11 • Tuesday, 16-03-2010

I unblocked you after 8 minutes. I'm obviously serious. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:54, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

I don't mean to be a bother

But I can has IRC powerz? We need ops yo. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:53 Mar 16 2010

Sorry, I'll try to login tonight yo ~Jewriken.GIF 08:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
I can has ops too? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:21, 18 Mar
EMC - came last night, you weren't there. How many ops do we have there anyway? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:27, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Usually when I'm on, there's nobody who's actively opped. Though, Olipro has ops doesn't he? Also Charitwo, right? They're usually lurking about. And I was serious about giving me ops dammit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:33, 18 Mar
Same, but Olipro is rarely available and charitwo sleeps sometimes (so I've heard). Anyways, sorry I didn't make it - I was violently ill, vomiting mostly. I'll keep myself logged on so whenever you come in to do it just ping me. Thanks. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:37 Mar 18 2010

Nameless user

Hi boss, there is a user who shall remain nameless who keeps changing Game:Zork/north to some odd n00b test thing. I've reverted him a few times and asked on his talk poage now that he stops doing this, but I would rather not get into an ongoing revert war with him. Could I get you to keep an eye on this in an official capacity and make sure that the game stays as funny as possible?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 06:31, Mar 17 2010 UTC

PS. I love the artwork in the top left hand corner of your talk page. It's almost as though you are a user who is underneath the glory that is uncyc. Like a User Under, or something. With a daughter.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 06:33, Mar 17 2010 UTC
Actually, I think you should take a further step, as it appears that Nameless Joe is a sock for N00b eater judging by his activities. You want to look into that?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 06:44, Mar 17 2010 UTC
Nameless who? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:48, Mar 18

Excuse me Mr Dillo

It appears a couple pages got missed when this got deleted. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:28, 18 Mar

All water under the bridge now. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:36, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
That's why I love you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:40, 18 Mar

You >:o

Meanypants! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:43, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

That's Mister Meanypants ~Jewriken.GIF 21:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
I suppose we should stop vandalizing each other's userpages then? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:46, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
NOOOOOOO (Seriously though, double redirects=bad, which is probably the real reason he told you off)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:16, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Never mind...Can you restore my regular userpage at least?:(Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:18, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
MORDILLO CREATED A DOUBLE REDIRECT LOLZ HE SHUD B B& B& B&! (The arrow means redirect)User:Pelargonium ---> Fail ---> FailureSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:34, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Zim is in IRC

Uh, what the title says. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:43, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I'm on irc again. Chers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:25, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Double questions

Question the first: In the UnLikely chance that inagaddadavida gets featured, is it possible to give half credits to three people. PF4Eva initiated the page and laid down the skeleton, I provided the toke, and Funnybony gave some good ending edits and ideas. Are there 1/3 credits?

Question the deuce: There is a discussion about the amount of categories on "Poop throwing monkeys". I've asked Mn-z if an exception can be made to the limit rule for this one page. Rather than explain here, at length, please see his talk page. I'll ask MrN too, as he was an arch-enemy of the monkeys and so is bonded to them as arch-enemies are forever bonded to their prey. Thanks again, enjoy all stuff and everything in between. Aleister in Chains 20:08 20 3 MMX

No problem with regards tp inagadwhatchamacallit. With regards to the categories - there is no rule forbidding it (nor am I aware of any "community consensus"). However, I do think that 30 categories would be more than enough for a single article as they do exist, by the end of the day, to help find articles. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:25, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, so half credit to three is alright. Spread the wealth. Categories, Mn-z may have been mistaken there, about consensus. On this one page there are 84 or a few less with direct application and relevance to the page, which is interesting in itself and fun as well. If I may add those back and a few others in as they are found, without adding in any of the all-joke (USA's next target, etc.) category's which are just for funny, then the categories would serve the purpose of listing relevant pages and, in doing so, also create the page effect I was going for. Monkeys on parade. Al en'chain 20:40 20 3 mmx
I'm trying to figure out if there's a question there or is it just a declarative statement :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:42, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Still on both questions. I'll add in here the extra: ??? .I'm still unclear if categories that fit a page shouldn't be used if the number gets too high, or if it's alright to use them if they fit well. If I must pare down, can I have 40, or 50, to play with? Thanks, Al de'chain 20:53 20 3 mmx
I don't have any specific objections, I just wonder why do you think it adds to the article to have so many categories on it. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:57, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Just for the look and fun of it. The topic is so base (at least on first appearance) yet so full at the same time (an antropology professor is brought from a human social-personality state to his most primeval self--pooping in his own hand and throwing it at a group of other primates--within literally about 15 seconds) that back when it was fun-nommed for VFH by Roman I was at first, "ahh what did he do that for", to, when it made me realize the range of the topic summarized on what is actually a simple page, I actually would have voted for it for VFH without reservation. That was, of course, after one of the voters said it wasn't antropology, so I made the guy an antropology prof! Then when I realized how many actual categories it covered that became interesting, to find all the applicable ones (and then HappyTimes found more). As a side benefit, it made me much more familiar with available categories. Thanks again, Al 21:10 20 3 mmx
NP. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:13, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Side note: I thought it would be funny to have the list of applicable categories be longer than the actual article. Just my twisted sense of humor I suppose.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Mar 2010 ~ 04:15 (UTC)


Sorry, i made a failure article. I made a chronic mistake with tags. Won't do again. Ynis 14:48, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. I though it was just genetic babble. I can restore it for you but I would advise to put it under a different name, as 1337 names aren't accepted very well. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:56, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
restored under a new name. You do need to put some work in it, it seems a bit random (and very short) at the moment. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:02, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, very funny

Now can I have my userpage back please? You said you'd protect it for one day, and it's been like three. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:26, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I was going to ask Mordillo about this myself, but I wanted to see how long it would take you to ask.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:46, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
IM FUCKING SHY YOU BITCHFAG —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:48, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, that one day was supposed to be the automatic expiry, I just managed to put it in the wrong field O_O --~Jewriken.GIF 00:03, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I was wondering about the "indefinite" part. :) Anyway, thanks and stuff. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:37, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

In a what now?

Thank you for popping the page onto features. Appreciated. I'm happier for the other guys on this one. Thanks. Aleister in Chains 20:45 22 3 MMX

That'll be 2.34 USD andathankyouverymuch ~Jewriken.GIF 20:47, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Dere More Dilo

More Dillo, you is a dum fuker. I haet yu. You be gay, AND fagolishious. Dond be gay you gay. I luv you thow man. Hugs and kissis. Teh Wodbruninbator 00:55, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I believe that dere is spelled dir. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
I beeleve you are spelled G-A-Y. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:39, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Boobies? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:36, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Am I too late to get in on calling Mordillo gay? It's one of my favorite hobbies you know. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:38, 23 Mar
And they say my spelling is bad. It's obviously G-E-I-E. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:50, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
As long as you still kiss me after sex, I don't care how you spell it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:52, 23 Mar
Good try Opty, but I believe we were talking about how gay Mordillo is. He's so gay, he likes to do gay things with other people, sometimes even men. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:39, March 24, 2010 (UTC)


If a person who isn't here and hasn't been here for a while has an article I wanted to write in their userspace that they were working on, is there any way to start it without huffing theirs? More specifically, this.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:34, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I don't see a problem with that. It's a paragraph in a user space, not really a full blown article. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:36, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
/me shuffles my feet Well, that's great, except I don't know how to start an article without searching it and it saying "This page doesn't exist, so create it, noob!"Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:40, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe you could search for your subpage then? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:44, 23 Mar
You can edit it now. The problem you had (which I didn't notice) was that he created a redirect page to his user space (which is a no no). You just need to go back to the redirect page and edit it normally. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:49, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
I was planning to move it to my userspace using "redirect supressed" but that's an admin power only, I'm guessing. Oh well, Construction can work.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:53, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Bots and rollbacks also have the power to suppress redirects, although rollbacks have the normal pagemove limit. --Mn-z 00:53, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Quasi Features

So exactly what determines if something is a quasi-feature or not? number of for votes? vote difference? I'm honestly curious cause I don't know. I feel as though The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) should have gotten a quasi with +6.5 and 13 for votes, but then again, just my opinion... --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 18:40 EST 23 Mar, 2010

Yep sorry, I miscalculated. All sorted now. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:19, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

I know your busy, but......

RAPE! VIOLENT RAPE! UBER VIOLENT RAPE!--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:43, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

You're really late.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Who gives a rats ass!?!? I can rape wherever I want, whenever I want, Whoever I want! Its a free country, dammit!--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:18, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
You need to get laid. Urgently. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:29, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Fairly major outbreak of cyberbullying

See this and and this. The character Fizz Brown is actually played by someone called Jennie McAlpine and not by Nicola Hanley who, as far as I can see, is a private individual and the victim of cyberbullying. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:00, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Image:Fizz.jpg and File:Nic2.jpg are also the pictures which need to be deleted. I could use that picture of Les Battersby though, so don't delete it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:07 Mar 24 2010
Nevermind now Mordillo. UU already jumped all over it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:21 Mar 24 2010
Yeah, I got this. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:22, Mar 24
HE GOT DIS. YA HEARD? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:23 Mar 24 2010
Dat beeyatch UU sho' got back, too. Shake dat booty, UU! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
YA HEARD? Sorry, it's the only Ebonics I know. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:27 Mar 24 2010
It's more than I know - but then, being a white middle-class British Jew, the idea of me speaking Ebonics is so utterly ridiculous I wouldn't even try. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:36, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
I believe Herr UU took care of everything? Let me know if the bugger missed anything. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:07, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
I told you: I got it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:11, Mar 24
When he says it, he means venereal disease. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:27, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
No, he means THE POWAH! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:29, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
That too, no doubt. But after what happened last night, I can confirm he also has venereal disease. Sorry to break it to you like this, UU, but my results came back positive this morning. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
I keep telling you: you're confusing me with Orian. Just because he spends too much time altogether on my talk page, you have to learn the difference. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:38, Mar 24
I'll take your word for it. After all, it's tricky to tell who someone is when they're wearing a gimp mask. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:41, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
I believe Orian is the one with the pear shaped ass. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:59, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
And this tattoo on the left buttock? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:01, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

You, sir, are hilarious

I love the Happy Sasquatch Day logo! Thanks for adding the flashing to the lettering. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:13, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Just added the blink template, not even sure what this is about :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:38, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Two sasquatch related news articles on the main page with the same pic, plus today's UnFunny is about sasquatches. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:01, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Sasquatch poetry reading Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day!

March 24 is Sasquatch Appreciation Day, as decreed by Reverend zim_ulator. Please join me in celebration of the noble Sasquatch and his innumerable contributions to Uncyclopedia.

You, sir, are lolarious

I'm bored. Amuse me. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:24 • Wednesday,

Did you hear the one about the Frenchmen, the Englishmen and the Israeli? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:59, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
No. Do tell. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:07 • Wednesday, 24-03-2010
DO TELL! FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:02 • Thursday, 25-03-2010
Ah! Yes, I know this joke. Well, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and an Israeli walk into a, I forget the rest of the joke, but your mom is a whore. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:00 Mar 26 2010
An English Christian, a French Algerian Muslim and an Israeli Orthodox Jew walk into a bar. Then they all sat down together and had a discussion on the many benefits of a multicultural society. (Told to me by a British Communist Party member - the extreme left don't tell the best jokes...) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:08, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli have a dinner engagement with their wives. The English gentlemen turns to his wife and says - pass we the sugar, my sweet. The Romantic Frenchman turns to his wife and says -pass me the honey, honey. And the Israeli who does not want to be left behind, turns to his wife and shouts at her - PASS ME THE STEAK, YOU COW. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:35, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
An American, an Israeli, and an Egyptian are touring the world in a opaque-widnowed bus. They were not being informed which cities they're in - the American held his hand out of the window, it got shot, so he said "I think we might be in LA" - A few days later, the Israeli held his hand out of the window, it got hit by a thrown rock, so he said "I guess this is Jerusalem" - the Egyptian held his hand out of the window, his wrist watch got picked, so he said "this is Egypt". FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:56 • Friday, 26-03-2010

People Who Like to F$%! Naked

Just curious: did this qualify as quasi-featured? Thanks for your help. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:43, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

My math was off, as always. Fixed now, thanks for the heads up. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:44, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Y$%! M$%!illo, l*%#n m-%$!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:45, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the fix! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:42, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

All the things

Thanks for the quasi nom above. That was unexpected. I like how Why wouldn't spell fuck on your page, had to go with F$%! (how he chose those evil symbols is beyond me).

Thanks too for the Garage sale feature, and esp. for your vote, appreciated. Your vote more than the feature.

As for the formatting, on my laptop when it is collapsed like that it doesn't look good, the format, and runs all over itself. This is a page where different screens matter apparantly, as you like it squinced, as did Romartus, and on other screens it will look fine the other way and out of format this way. Mysteries. I wanted to separate the "Later" section to show the passage of time (22 years or so), and when the spaces are removed what happens on my screen it runs right up alongside of the constitution one space after Gramps' last breakdown-rant. How does it look on yours? I'm not computer savvy enough to know why different screens format things so differently. Thanks again, for all of these things (but, of course, esp. for poop throwing monkeys!) Al in Chains 19:14 25 3 mmx

No problem for all of the above. With regards to the Garage Sale formatting, it looks fine on my display. I changed the Later heading to a level one headline to make the separation more distinct. If this still doesn't look good, can you upload a screen shot? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:41, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
A bit better. Some of the format is still off, but it's a trade-off when it comes to screen view, and nobody has complained. Saturday is almost here, so that means--garage sales! Al en'chain 12:55 26 3 MMX

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--ChiefjusticeWii 22:04, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

"ohai, here is another Zionist bringing you blessings from the holyland"

Ha! Shabbat shalom, also. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:36, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Shabat Shalom and nearly happy Passover! Also, Allahu Akbar, but this is besides the point. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:38, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
On a related note, It appears that I don't have rollback rights. --Mn-z 16:40, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
That is probably because you never asked for rollback rights. You know the drill, in twenty words or less describe how you're going to abuse your rollback rights in the most damaging manner. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:44, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
You having a seder this year? We have friends coming over, which means that once the afikomen has been eaten - or, in all likelihood, stolen and eaten by the ferrets - it's more likely to be a wine-tasting/piss-up. Not that I'm complaining! Chag Pesach sameach - Passover templates to be added to talkpages tomorrow at some point. Also, FU two edit conflicts in a row. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:46, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Why don't you just block the guy doing all those? ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)☆ 17:01, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Because he is really amusing? Also, you need to fix your sig. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:02, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
? It works fine for me... ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)☆ 17:02, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
I know it does, but it spills the whole code on the page rather than use a signature template. This page explains how to do it. Let me know if you need help. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:03, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
subst-something or some code related to it. --nldr 17:04, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Done. User:Solar Dragon/sig 17:07, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Perfect, if only everyone were that efficient :) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:09, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'm used to wiki code. Not that hard to understand really. Being on many wikis help. User:Solar Dragon/sig 17:11, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
I've had bot rights for over a year without abusing them. --Mn-z 18:13, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Read again what I said - I need twenty words of less of how you will abuse the rollback power. Only morally corrupted users can wield a rollback plunger. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:13, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'll use my bot to spam "Mordillo's a Jewfag" and rollback powers to edit war anyone who reverts it. --Mn-z 00:06, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
You win FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 00:11 • Sunday, 28-03-2010
Indeed you do. Enjoy your new plunger. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:00, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oy vey! Is it Passover already? My luakh says it's not until zunfargang Tuesday. Am I shpet? Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:54, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Various from Spike

I appreciate your intervention on Barack Obama. We have been around before with this user (Sections 8 and 11 of the article's talk page) and talking does no good.

Separately, Zim put out a call for opinions in Section 10 of UnNews:Newsroom that has so far been met with silence. It concerns proposed new text for the template that guides a user about to write a new UnNews story. Please weigh in if you have an opinion. Spıke Ѧ 23:50 27-Mar-10

The First of the Fourth

I was noticing that 1 April is coming up very soon. I don't know if it's an Uncyclopedia tradition to do anything with it, and if Unc goes by the British tradition of the jokes end at noon or the American that they go on all day. But around these parts we like celebrating April Fool's Day. OK, I do anyway. Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:21, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Look over the main page in the past April firsts. Typically we run it for the whole day. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:02, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
...or even longer, depending on if an admin can be bothered changing it over at Zulu midnight. And check your e-mail! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Sunday, 21:23, Mar 28 2010 UTC
I will aynkukn zikh it. Dank. Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:59, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Pesach 5770

Hag sameach! May your constipation last for forty years to remind you of the poor Israelites! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Here is a cat left over from the garage sale. Please give him a good home. Your vote appreciated, thank you. And happy holiday! Al d'chainy 23:56 28 3 mmx

Main Page Unprotection

It appears as though TKF deleted the mainpage and restored it, which strips the protections from a page. It appears he was deleting a game's sub-pages, and accidentally deleted the mainpage in the process. --Mn-z 00:05, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I've realized that later on. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:34, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

A Goy's Guide to Passover

Just had an idea for an article--a Gentile, probably well-intentioned, gets it all wrong. What think? I know it's rather late for such an idea. (I'm posting this on RabbiTechno's page too). Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:32, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Good idea, can compliment Jewish Holidays. I'll have a chat with the Rabbi. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:34, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. I'll check out that article. Also here's a stupid riddle I just made up:
Q. What do you call a non-Jewish homosexual man?
A. A goy gay guy.
--Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 

"Chag Pesach Kasher veSameach!" I think that's Hebrew for "Happy Mazda balls!" WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:50, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

More like, have a nice holiday and enjoy your matzah induced constipation. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:30, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Ruling request

Passover, isn't that when the Holy Ghost yells BOOOO!! at the eldest son and makes him cry before bedtime? That's what I always thought. --- A request for a ruling please. I'd like to VFH "Sideboob" at some point, but some people moan about NSFW. Two images: the bouncing vid on the page now, and the pic on the article's Talk page. Both are marked NSFW on their files, yet both seem fine. Just breasts in bathing suits, and the bouncy vid has been used on a template stored on talk pages. Can I non-NSFW these, and what about the Sideboob page itself? OK, thanks, and I'll put out the garlic to scare the Holy Ghost away. Aleister in Chains 13:30 29 3 mmx

I see no issue with the article at all. Let the moaners be moaners. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:37, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. Another quick question. An "old" user is blanking pages right now, but he/she has a very good page on their user space, "Non-huffable kitten". If the guy gets banned does that page have to die with him? Al, a few minutes later
My mistake, I'm one of those demons of stupidity. He's blanking his own user pages, not mainspace pages. Al en'shame 13:48 29 3 mmx

I may not be around much

We've had a death in the family, so I don't know when I'll be around for the next week, at least. Would you mind checking occasionally UnNews to see if everything's OK? Thanks. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:38, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Sure. Sorry to hear that, Zim. Please convey my condolences. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:09, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

It can has be sysop tiem nao?

Accordin' to my watch, time's up! Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:04, Mar 30 2010

Silly Mormons, always so late. Uncyclopedia talk:VFS Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:36, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
You hush, Mr. Too many tildes. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:34, Mar 30 2010
I blame the cabal.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:36, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
There is no cabal. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:51, Mar 30 2010
You're only saying that because we're on a cabal member's Mordillo's talk page!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:56, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

What have you done for me lately

Mordillo, Zana, the excellent features youse recorded at the start of the month are still listed in the Top 10 Recent Audios (in {{RecentUnNewsAudio}}), for the sake of diversity, even though there are now 20 more recent ones. All by me. But this absolution will end in April and it is time for you to get the microphone back out of the attic. Spıke Ѧ 11:56 31-Mar-10

I'll try to get to it during the weekend. With work and trying to put a room for a baby it leaves little time to breath O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 20:13, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

A question that always plagues me at this time of year

...why don't we eat charoset all year round? It's delicious. That is all. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:28, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

You even use cabal terminology already mister that is all :). And to answer your question, eat charoset all year long, and you will look like the guy from super size me by the end of the year. That stuff is addictive. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:14, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Cabal? What cabal? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:21, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

This is creepy weird

It's 4 in the afternoon over here. And where you are it's what, 10? Er, good afternoon night! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:05, Mar 31 2010

Try Midnight. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:07, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
Hmm, midnight. That means Amsterdam, Barcelona, Belgrade, Berlin, Brussels, Budapest, Cairo, Capetown, Copenhagen, Frankfurt, Geneva, Harare, Johannesburg, Madrid, Oslo, Paris, Prague, Rome, Stockholm, Vienna, Warsaw, Zagreb, Zürich, or some area near one of those. That really narrows the location down! It's 22:28 here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:28, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
You was right the first time. Now you know what life is like for Mordillo — full of fast living, dangerous women, and massive banhammers. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 00:36, Apr 1 2010
I think you mean "fast banhammers", "dangerous living", and "massive women". --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:39 Apr 1 2010
And now it is midnight over here. Good morning! Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:55, Apr 1 2010
I have nothing to add to this conversation except to say that Jews run the Vatican. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
So what? Donkeys run Egypt. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:50 • Thursday, 1-04-2010
Are you comparing Jews to donkeys? Also, it seems that Mr. Al Baradai will be running Egypt soon :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Sure, everybody here hopes so. But the man will need to get some bits of the constitution changed first, which won't happen (easily) but heh, he's working on it.. Also, I'm not comparing Jews to donkeys; one of them is far superior to the other. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:20 • Thursday, 1-04-2010
Hey, I've just insulted you, why didn't you ban me?! WHYWHYWHY? FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:30 • Thursday, 1-04-2010

Idea for April 1st

Great job on the main page template. However, it's missing something. How about one of these pictures with a caption of, "The only prank we pulled was on this guy, who we hit with a pie."? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:19 Apr 1 2010

Maybe have the pictures on both sides of the template? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:20 Apr 1 2010
How about what I just did? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
The bunny pancake thing? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:33 Apr 1 2010
Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I give a B-. The South Korean Uncyclopedia's was much better though. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 10:14 Apr 1 2010
Link? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:17, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Indeed, great job! I love when Uncyclopedia gives a "screw you" to it's readers. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:40, Apr. 1, 2010
I thought we did that on a daily basis? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


Hi. You may have missed the tie at NOTM. Two "winners" there, which is always nice. Keeps an extra one in reserve in case one of the new Notm's leaves! Al in Chains 13:11 1 3 mmx

Yep! Thanks very much for noticing, completely missed that due to the colossal mess that was on NOTM. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


Have you seen "grade point average" on QVFD? No need to click on it as it's just a YouTube rickroll. Thing is, it has some sort of devious stealth link thingy which means it automatically redirects to YT when I click on it, so I can't huff it. How do you do deal with such chicanery? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:08, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

I believe this is Kip's idea of April Fool's joke. It's an external link that is made to look like an internal one. Doesn't exist on the wiki. Go and ban him now :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
OIC - 'tis harmless enough, though. I'll ban him all the same :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:15, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
And thanks for answering my question to Aaron Associates. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:18, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I find there is rarely a situation to which "ban Kip" is an inappropriate response. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:25, Apr 1

Query II - Electric Boogaloo

Don't duck the question Mordillo - what dessert would you choose? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:25, Apr 1

What were the options again? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Anything dessert-y. Of a dessert nature. Dessert is the concept I'm trying to get across here. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:30, Apr 1
I'm blatantly ignoring your superior English here. I'd take either this or that. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Will either of those go well with custard? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:48, Apr 1
Is there anything that doesn't go well with custard? Apart from curry, perhaps. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:49, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Probably humus. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
M&M's, too. I tried it with custard once. It tasted like... Semen. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:02 • Thursday, 1-04-2010
Funny you should mention hummus. Mrs. Rabbi and I often remark on how it goes with anything - we frequently have it with Italian, Chinese, Mexican and Indian food as well as with your usual falafel, salads and so on. We say the same of custard. Strange that they both go with anything except each other. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
It's matter and anti matter. --~Jewriken.GIF 15:11, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, I assumed it must be something along those lines. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:15, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Your ancestors were quite lucky

40 years of free desserts? Man, I'd sell my sons-to-be at a slave market for half that! FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:28 • Thursday, 1-04-2010

Depends on the dessert. 40 years of sago wouldn't be to everyone's taste. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:30, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, you're an admin already and you haven't banned me yet? *sniff* I voted for you! *sniff* FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:41 • Thursday, 1-04-2010
Hey Moosh, if I haven't known better I'd assume you're aiming for another ban. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
You're very smart, I have to admit :) FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:43 • Thursday, 1-04-2010

Sir, I believe in plain speaking

I demand that you unblock me at once because reverting some insignificant “poopsmith” is hardly grounds for blocking someone, least of all a man of my limitless genius. In any case, I only reverted the mediocrity in question because of a simple misunderstanding. I thought that he was removing the article in question from VFD in order to save its existence as no consensus had been acquired on the part of the article in question, namely The United Spades of Amerika, the very definition of a bad article on Uncylopedia. Indeed, the article in question was the subject of a lengthy article by an internet critic on Uncyclopedia, entitled “The Internet’s Sphincter.”

I really don’t think I need to say anything else. --User:Ozymandiaz 03:16, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Sir, I think you need to learn when you're in a position to "demand" something and when you're not. Now, is not one of these situations. You reverted an admin on VFD while he was archiving a closed vote. The fact that you never bother to read and understand the rules and you keep bumping into people because your temper, does not exempt you. Even you being a man of limitless genius, which I'm still waiting for you to prove.

So yes, the ban stays. Have you bothered to say "sorry, I made a mistake" it would have been removed. But I get a rash when someone "demands" things.

I would also recommend you to stop ban evading, otherwise the original ban will grow significantly longer (alongside any other IPs you'll be using).~Jewriken.GIF 09:27, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I'm sorry. I was a bit drunk when I posted that last comment. --Ozymandiaz
Ban removed, be more careful in the future. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:05, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
That's quite obvious, actually. I guess you were also drunk the last three times you started troubles. You seriously need to lay off the booze, man. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:56 • Friday, 2-04-2010
Thanks very much Mordillo. Actually Fredd, I was sober the last three times I "caused trouble". ;) --Ozymandiaz 15:15, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:44, Apr 2 2010 UTC

Hello Grandad

I've been missing the Uncyc action and half decided to come back - despite appearing an unwieldy character lately. I brought this idea up again, since it is by far my best one. I'm guessing you don't have the time to participate but in case you do, you're welcome. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:24, April 2, 2010 (UTC)


SAFPAS For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

Rabbi Techno

I know you walk Uncyclopedia with impunity, but the free bagel has got to be worth it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:02, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

FREE BAGELS! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:10, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Incidentally, what happens re. poopsmiths now? I can't quite remember how I was beaten senseless and forced to do it appointed to the position. I was fairly certain Chief would be next in line, but I wonder if Socky wants to do it? I believe Dexter's choice is Spike, who would undoubtedly be an excellent candidate provided he's around the place enough. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:35, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
How many do you think we need? One? Two? --~Jewriken.GIF 13:29, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Good point, with Dexter being away so often maybe two new ones might be a good idea. What do you think? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:32, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I think two would be good. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:06, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I agree. I was surprised by how little it actually entailed, but best to have an extra two to provide cover in case of absence, I suppose (though I can't see any reason why I wouldn't archive stuff from time to time if necessary). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:09, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
That's because you're the better man. I personally hate archiving. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:10, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I actually quite enjoy that sort of thing - laborious, repetitive tasks. I suppose it means I'm a boring bastard. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:14, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Up to the point when you're eating Cholent and then you're all like WOOOOO!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:29, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Cholent is the source of much excitement and merriment when you have a sense of humour as immature and puerile as mine! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:31, April 2, 2010 (UTC)


I found a way to make Redundant transclude the content of Redundancy since it's more, you know, redundant. However, I would suggest protecting Redundant so that someone doesn't accidentally nuke the transclusion. If they make a change to Redundancy, the transclusion will make it show up on Redundant too. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 15:22, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

I took it a step further. What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:35, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I was about to say transclusion would be better, since changing Redundancy would also reflect a change to Redundant, but no one's edited Redundancy in forever so I guess it's all right. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 00:53, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

I is disappoint son.

This goes for all admins. You totally wasted a prime April Fools joke. I mean c'mon, if you had held the VFS vote, and revealed to DS and RT April 1 that the whole month of voting was for waste and then not give them any powers (and maybe even ban them) it would've been kinda epic. Just thought you should know. Disappoint, son. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:39,2April,2010

Well, son, I didn't see any bright ideas coming from your your outstanding intellect. Would such ideas emerge at the right time they would have presided on the front page. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:27, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I was mad busy son. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:06,4April,2010

Happy birthday.

Jew. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:35, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you very much sir. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:50, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
J3wz c313br4t3 b1rthd4yz?!?! 1 th0ught th3y w3r3 h4tch3d!!!!1111Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:33, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
It's your birthday? Ah, so you can cry if you want to! Congratulaaaaaaaaaaaations and jubilAAAAAAAAAAtions! --Ozymandiaz 23:37, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you all. Now where is my cake and silly hat?! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:41, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Can't you just go to church for that? I mean, you are Hebrew.:PSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:43, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Do you charge for circumcisions? No I only keep the tips. --nldr 23:44, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
cake.jpg I made you a cake. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:09, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Do you realise that, unless you made that cake in strict accordance with the Passover rules, you've just condemned 'Dillo to some really harsh punishment? Or was that intentional? If so, no matter. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:14, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Is your birthday really April 2? I went to a birthday party for a guy on April 2, seriously. Happy just after your birthday, then (of course it's still April 2 somewhere). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:07, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Also if you want a silly hat for your birthday, I really can't think of anything sillier than this....and look; it's a hat and a cake!


WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:12, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Happy birthday Mordillo! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 03:54, Apr 3 2010
Thank you all! Free circumcisions and matzas all around! (and my birthday is on the 3rd not the 2nd). ~Jewriken.GIF 16:15, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, so that wasn't your birthday party I went to. And I brought a gift too because I thought it was you. I guess I shouldn't have given that girl a banstick. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:57, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Random question

Does what you put on NOTM apply to Rcmurphy votes too? Because I like to vote for a good noob and give some vote for or against Rc.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:10, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Let's say it's valid for now, because with what happened in March I couldn't figure out who won and missed Tragicbooty completely. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:16, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Another voting thing- in my daily maintenance runs, I like to put award templates in the proper places, remove outdated templates, put the people's rankings on Order of Uncyclopedia, etc. Well, I was working on that yesterday, and I saw that the voting for the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation and the Foolitzer Prize was not archived. Are they stretching into this month, or did everyone just forget? I'm trying to figure out who gets what awards and when.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:49, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
I think everyone forgot. Feel free to archive it. I think Spike got it this month didn't he? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I started, but Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel_Goldstein_Award_of_Excellence_in_the_Distribution_of_Misinformation/winners and the Foolitzer past winners page are both protected. Oops.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:37, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Never noticed that. I've unprotected the Goldestein page. I took care of the FP already. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:49, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Done, thanks for the assistance, Mr. Sir Dillo. :) Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:53, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
No no, thank you. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:55, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Happy birthday

I deserve my own header because I'm awesome like that. You're awesome too, but less. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:01 • Saturday, 3-04-2010

Yom Huledet Sameach! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:06, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Koll 'aam wenta bkheir. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:13 • Saturday, 3-04-2010
Toda and shukran! --~Jewriken.GIF 16:21, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Your birthday was today? Good, I was not late, then :) FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:28 • Saturday, 3-04-2010
Whadaya mean was today? Is today! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:29, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
It's 6:3smthng at night over here. So it was today. They told us so at school. Lousy lousy teachers..
Apparently it's your birthday. I got you some cake. Then I ate it. I'd feel guilty about that, but I'm too full of cake to care. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
It's the thought that matters. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:16, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
It better be. Otherwise you'd be horribly disappointed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:35, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

What do you think of this?

THE, Hindleyite and the great Chronarion Himself have seen it in the past and don't seem phased, but it looks like cyberbullying to me - several of the names entered into Google return FaceBook pages. I'm inclined to just delete it, but due to those users having no problem wonder if that'd be the right thing to do. Or should I add it to VFD and let the proles decide? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:02, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I think you can skip the VFD and remove it for being Cyberbullying. I don't think we'll suffer immensely due to "anal bleeding" being removed O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 13:05, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
'Tis done - I also thought it delete-worthy due to being unfunny crap. So, hungover at all this afternoon? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:09, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Not much, more like food-over :). Went to a French restaurant last night and had a 3 hour long dinner ~Jewriken.GIF 13:11, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Too much food instead of too much alcohol? Sure sign that you've had too many birthdays. I know that feeling. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:16, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Agh, Mordillo, what did you DO?!?!!? That article was the only thing keeping us from utter implosion! You've doomed us all, Mordillo! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:36, Apr 5 2010
By seen it, do you mean edited it? Perhaps they weren't paying close attention when they edited it, I half-blindly edit pages all the time. How do you think I have a high edit count? Buy on a serious note, many mind-numbingly awful articles have minor/formatting edits by admins and experienced users. Editing by an admin should not be taken to mean that said admin necessarily "approves" of an article --Mn-z 02:49, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
In this case, you'd have a job to not get the gist of the article even if you made a very minor edit - it was short and to the point. Also, having only been an admin for a few days, I preferred to get a second opinion. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:58, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
You underestimate the ability of some people, like myself, to be totally oblivious to the articles they are editing. --Mn-z 04:51, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

What do you think of this?

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

That depends on your opinion on this. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:01, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
So "meh" then? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Meh it is. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:19, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that's the last time I answer the door. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:47, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Even if it's free pizza? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I thought it was the flash that made it free? That's how I get my Girl Scout cookies and bags of Jehovah's Witness literature for free (including the bags). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:01, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I understand the Girl Scout cookies, but... JW literature? Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:37, Apr 5 2010
I don't want them. They inevitably drop the bags in their haste to get away. You think they'd clue in at the start, when I say "'Watchtower'? I've got a watchtower for you..." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
You want to be careful with that - I still have the scars from the last exorcism.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 00:00, Apr 6 2010 UTC

So here, then

This should be useful to a newbie looking for stuff to write about. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:40, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Multi. I'm still not sure how this is different from UN:REQ? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
My idea gives tools for constructing the (serials of) articles rather than just saying: "this thingy has not been parodied on Uncyc". A pretty big difference. What else... hm. Maybe the fact there is now a way for writers to co-operate without collaborating on a single article. You might, for instance, want to write in a completely different tone than someone else (while the issue is such that you might be interested), and yet you could easily participate. Just write a counterspin article in any series, or write some "evidential" article you then cleverly link to one of the UnNewses dealing with the issue. It is way more likely your article will be widely read if it is a logical part of a series, rather than some random article. Also, writing with a specific goal in mind (the issue your "client" wants you to write about) often improves the article. For starters, look what I did with Fluffy Bunnies. I wouldn't have imagined writing about bunnies, but when I had the goal that I needed to make them look good for the sake of the series, I came up with all kinds of stuff. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:10, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
The table in the article had an error (Australia, 1859-2009 was the intention for the latter). Corrected now. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:32, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
I can see the difference, but it concerns me whether there is or not a quickfire explanation offered? --nldr 10:42, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
By "quickfire explanation" you mean something shorter? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:48, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, so: Pees review articles, IC does rewrite collabs, AAN attempts to link new users with old, etc. Ways to get the message across easierlyier. --nldr 10:51, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Try something like this: Summit of Spin is a parody of a real-world media office. Its purpose is to satirize real-world fact-spinning practices, meanwhile giving writers practical ideas for articles and construction of articles. The aim is to create serials of logically connected articles. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:54, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
If you want something real short: SoS collaborates on article serials. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:57, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
That satisfies me greatly, I had been more or less lost in the planning stage of your project, you see. :) Does it have a link on UnNews? --nldr 11:02, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Nnno... my idea has, so far, been that it would be more or less a "covert" organisation like those media offices often are. Makes it more sexy as well. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:21, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
I'd have thought a portal on the UnNews page, impersonating IC's "Current colonisation: whateveritiswe'redoingatm" would speed up attention; something along the lines of "Current Spin story: Da Vinci intelligence controversy. Milk the story like you work for Fox now!" or some such. I suppose the project itself would have to show what it's capable of first though. --nldr 11:33, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
OK. I have a few people hooked, let's see if anything happens. Note, though, that you wouldn't work for Fox or some such, but rather for the media offices behind the scenes, the ones that spin things for big money. Example: the film Thank you for smoking. But OK, your shortcut "Fox" can do since it's more familiar to people. Hard to come up with anything closer to truth that would sound snappy. The explanation is on the project page anyway. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:38, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Do as I say, not as I do rings horrifically in my ears... I'll promise to check out the project too. --nldr 11:49, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Well - if you work for a newscaster or such, you will have to report what you get, right? The SoS spins what the newscasters get. If that was what you meant...? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:06, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
No I meant I felt that all I was doing was saying this and that without contributing directly to the project; I left a comment re: Da Vinci subject on the respective talk page. --nldr 12:13, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

On the remotest off-chance that you care

I prepared to block an IP, I came up with a good block reason, then I hit the button - ban conflict! You got there first. But I wasn't about to waste my block reason, so I went ahead and used it. So there. Also: afternoon Mordillo! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:29, Apr 6

Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize


One fine day ...

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:35, Apr 7
My pleasure FB! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:27, April 7, 2010 (UTC)


That famous last words section was funny and it wasn't copying off anyone and it wasn't just stupid, how come you removed it? This is a genuine question not just a rhetorical one aimed to insult? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Avinalaugh (talk • contribs)

Primarily because it was a short list that didn't have a lot of content or effort put into it. We're trying to get articles that just lists. Also, we already have one. Did you read the links left for you as part of your welcome message? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:26, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

A certain eager news boy

Hey dude, I'm back, sort of, in a way. Thanks for weighing in on UnNews talk:Style. I did mention to SPIKE that being perceived as "chesty" around here does not go over well, and that maybe you saw his manner as pushy. I'm sure he's not deliberately being like this; I like his way because he challenges me to rethink and reevaluate. Besides, he thinks I've got magic powers, and he's afraid of me. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Whatdayamean he thinks you've got magic?! You are the dirt under our rollers! (one of these days I'll have to understand what does it actually mean!). Anyway, first thing first - how are you doing? How is the missus doing? I hope you both are doing better?
With regards to the UnNews style, I don't have anything against Spike or the work that he does, I think the absolute majority is great. I do, however, don't like the approach to put everything under a strict rules and guidelines template and claim it is the absolute truth. We are not facts oriented wiki, we an artistic wiki, for the better and for the worst. And if an article does not fit within the rules and guidelines but still makes you laugh or force you to digest it for a few minutes to get the punch line - than this is what we need, job done - even if it's not properly quoted and intended and the sources don't point to the right place - non of these are essential. So the change I made, based on EMC's and KIP's remarks, both veteran UnNews writers - are to move the rules from absolute to recommendations. To be honest, I think exactly like them. Also, this goes along with the spirit of HTBFANJS - to suggest, not to enforce.
I hope that you didn't think I "pulled rank" or anything as silly as that, but the whole "wait for the chief" remark irked me quite a bit. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:40, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
First off, Zim is a wizard. Secondly, I agree that there should be no particular way an UnNews must be written except for funny. Thirdly, I intruded on this little tit-for-tat just to make it seem like people want my opinion. Fourthly, if you guys haven't seen The Room, I highly suggest to watch it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:52, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Who are you again? --~Jewriken.GIF 18:21, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
I'm Tim. Remember last week when me and your brother double-teamed your wife while you were watching? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:32, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome back, my friend. We are OK, all things considered. As for the awesome spike, my main interest was in keeping things friendly. I didn't think you were pulling rank, and I understand why you were irked. IMHO, everything is groovy and mellow.

I agree with you about guidelines; I think our style guide is awesome, and I think we all agree that it is a guide, not a rule book.

As for "the dirt under your rollers", it comes from a Frank Zappa song called Sofa on the One Size Fits All album. It's a reference to the creation myth, which as a Hebrew scholar, you should be familiar with. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:13, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Mordillo, you are a Jew-infested piece of dog crap.

I'm just agreeing with the one idiot. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:52, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Wasn't that a dog crap infested piece of Jew? It's all so confusing. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:55, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well, at least you can perform autofellatio. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:56, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
My favourite idea in this vein is, hands down: "I HOPE SOMEONE FINDS HIS ADDRESS AND COMES TO KILL YOU." This baffles me. Has this "somebody" forgotten and lost his own address? It seems that he will have to find the address to get a weapon he keeps at home, in order to kill you. Looks like an insurmountable problem to me. If "somebody" doesn't even know his own address right now - and if it must be "hoped" that he finds it - what is needed for him to find you anywhere in the world? A new set upstairs, perhaps. This "someone" must be similar to that zombie in the old Donald Duck comic. Been looking for his prey for over fifty years, if I'm not mistaken. As to the rest of that quote: we will all die at one time or another. No need to use up hope on that. Oh, and happy birthday, I noticed it was a few days ago. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:15, April 8, 2010 (UTC)


Old hag receptionist And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?

Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:39, Apr 7 2010

And thanks for protecting me. --Why do I need to provide this? 04:22, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Reaction from Prehistory96 to Mordillo/archive19

You huffed my page, User:Prehistory96/line. Revenge will take place. Unless you give your reasons for huffing the page I made, I will huff your pages. Beside the page was in MY NAME.

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:51, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

When I read about Socky's birthday, I was going to put that cool rabbit-with-a-pancake-on-its-head image on his page with a birthday note. But when looking for it, I found File:Pancakerabbit.jpg and File:Pancake3.jpg and File:Bunny pancake.jpg, all the same pic but in different resolutions. Would it be a problem if I checked pages that link to these various images and had them link to one, and then had an admin huff the rest? And if so, which one do you think should be kept? I'd go with the bigger one, but maybe doing the deleting and huffing and relinking is a waste of time. What think? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:42, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Just goes to show how popular bunnies with pancakes on their heads are. By all means, go ahead to remove the redundant ones. Let me know when you're finished and I'll remove the files. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:30, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Will let you know. Thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:51, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
I still plan to do this, but it's going to take more work than I thought. Several versions of it are shown at different sizes in different places, so I want to make sure the substituted version works everywhere it's used before I change it. It make take me a while to do it, but I don't suppose there's any hurry about it anyway. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:45, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Kill the rabbit

All right, I did it. As Pancakerabbit.jpg had the most links and as the version you uploaded had the highest resolution, I uploaded your version to replace Pancakerabbit.jpg and put a note in my upload about the various versions, who uploaded them and when. (Yes, I know probably nobody but me will care about that part, but I'm anally-retentive so I included it.) I also checked to make sure that the image appeared on all pages as it had before. So as of right now Bunny pancake.jpg and Pancake3.jpg are not linked to anywhere, and can be huffed. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:52, April 16, 2010 (UTC)


You huffed my page Sideboob. Unless you unhuff it revenge will take place. I will huff all of your pages, no, I will huff all of Uncyclopedia. Hold on, there it is, over at features. Ah, never mind. Thanks for featuring it, and thanks for OK'ing the bouncing boob gif. Safe for work and kiddy school alike! Al des chains 23:06 8 4 mmx

BOOBIES ON FRONT PAGE! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:10, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
And now an erect penis on the front page! The world is upside down! And this is the voting group who trembled in fear at People Who Like to Fuck Naked? Now they would read it with their morning coffee. Aleister soon to see large erect penis on the front page 18 minutes to large erect penis on the front page, 10 4 mmx
Two! Two erect penisi on the front page! Please take a look at the bottom pic which I changed at People Who Like to Fuck Naked, and then maybe you would consider nominating it yourself, which would clear sail it past the guardians of decency, ack. Two! Ok, 'nuff said. No, it isn't. Two! Al des chains, on this historic day 00:53 11 4 mmx

I want...

...rollback! And if you don't give it to me I will huff your pages and get revenge. Or something along those lines. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:36, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

in 20 words, tell me how you're going to abuse that power. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:46, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
Rollback is only one step closer to being a semi-admin. You don't want that on your head. With power comes people thinking you have responsibilities. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:51, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:52, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
You lose. Try again. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME
I'd actually rather not. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:01, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
OK, I'm confused, who needs to give you rollback, me or Moosh? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
On a similar note, I had been led to believe that admins are cool and sexy. Since being made an admin, my coolness and sexy levels remain unchanged. Could there be something at fault and is it possible to get it repaired for free? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:10, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
I thought we were one. Soulmates and stuff. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME
I deserve rollback more, because I'll get the "rollback the universe" power and rollback the world to January 2005 and stop Uncyclopedia from being created. And if Chronarion creates it anyway, I'll rollback his mother to age 8 so he doesn't exist anymore. Then, I will write "Mordillo is a Jew" all over Wikipedia and rollback the people who revert me.
How's that for rollback abuse?! (It's in more than 20 words because I'm cooler than everyone else) I'm also really tired of being revert conflicted because I had to click a bunch more buttons to get there, because that screws up the page--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 17:12, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
You lose. You forgot to take into account that Chronarion's mother was 7 when she got pregnant, already had him by age 8, so he would still exist. Fail. Al sans chains 17:24 10 4 mmx

Where is my rollback, Mordillo? I am getting impatient. Mass huffing will take place if I do not have rollback by the end of the day. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:31, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm still waiting for you to describe in 20 words or less how are you going to misuse your powers. Helpme's essay doesn't count for your rollback you know. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:33, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
When did this become policy? —Pelozurian (talk) 20:34, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
Ever since that time I had that headache. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:40, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
I know! I will somehow kill Mordillo with rollback. Is that good?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:46, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah yeah, you proved yourself worthy already, but Pelozurian still owe a pint of blood good speech. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:48, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
I know, I just wanted to say that so he couldn't. /me laughs maniacally--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 20:58, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
WOO! I'm gonna go rollback everyone I see! /me goes power mad--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 21:39, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Damn You

Damn you and your ninja-like VFH watch. Can't you tell I forgot to login on this laptop? GAWD.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   20:53, Saturday 10 April 2010! Don't do that again! /me scratches head in bewilderment ~Jewriken.GIF 21:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Hey uh... about Uncyclopedia:VFH/Special:Random.... That was a truly genuine Nomination. Per the rules of VFH:

  1. Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.

So..... why'd you huff that man? It seems to be like you're violating me something nasty just for trying something new!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:25, Sunday 11 April 2010  

And how exactly do you expect people to vote and/or for me to feature it on the main page? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:59, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Other than the fact that this is not a namespace. It's a random redirect. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:00, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
AFAIK, Special: is a valid namespace. I mean, see Special:SpecialPages! Whole buncha articles in there. As for how to feature it on the main page..... shit, I have no idea how that system works. But it'll be interesting, nonetheless!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   23:21, Sunday 11 April 2010  
Now you're just hanging on technicalities. Anyways, see how this fares. It this goes through, I'll cut your balls off. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:05, April 12, 2010 (UTC)


Sorry for threating. There it is. ~Prehistory96 (about) Giganotosaurus 23:16, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

There you go. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 23:17, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
/me declares dispute over--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:39, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Wheres my page? ~Prehistory96 (about) Giganotosaurus 00:35, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Dont be impatient. Mordillo can do it when he pleases. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:47, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
This is not when I please this is I sleep sometimes. I see that Pelozurian already recreated the hundreds lines of elaborated text and images you had on that page. Now you have time to fix your sig. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:39, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

New comments

My new messages are up in the Sideboob section, above. Two! Al des chains 1:01 11 4 mmx

Something about penii not doubt? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:38, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

I want ...

... a pony.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 02:19, Apr 11 2010 UTC

A dog that rides a pony? That doesn't make a lot of sense...--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:21, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
I want a pony, daddy! And the goose that lays gold chocolate eggs! And I want it now!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 02:22, Apr 11 2010 UTC
Not until you apologize for eating Why's pet parrot!--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:25, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
When I grow up, I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna be a star, I'm gonna be in movies! When I grow up, I'm gonna be a star, I'm gonna be in movies, I'm gonna have boobies! Be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it! You just might get it! You just might get it!Pelozurian (talk) 02:48, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
In twenty words or less describe how you're going to misuse the pony. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:37, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

The Column-template

Hi, something's a bit fuckéd about the template, some unnecessary text leaks out onto the article. I'll see if I can figger it out myself but I doubt it since I haven't been concentrating on anything those things. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 05:27, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Fixed, I've put the noninclude tag in the wrong place. --~Jewriken.GIF 09:31, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:43, April 11, 2010 (UTC)


I've heard you're the one in charge here. What do you thinking about an Uncyclopedian Day of Mourning due to Polish plane crash? These days it's... hm... a bit popular to show a sympathy to Poland. What about changing main page to some gray/black colo(u)rs for a day? PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 19:12, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hi. First of all, my condolences for this tragedy. As for your request, I suggest you run a quick forum, if you get community consent, we can put it up in a jiffy. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:13, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
In second thought, I've placed a site notice. We don't really do mourning reskins. Hope this is OK. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:29, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, nice. I had run a quick forum but they've sent me to you. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:11, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I've noticed that afterwards. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:14, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

User Eram 19. Here

Hi. My own user page has become protected now, and I can't edit it anymore. I think a friend of mine, user:Charl3(s) might have been editing it without my knowledge, but at any rate I would like to be able to edit it again. I'll tell my friend to bugger off in the future, but would it be possible for you to un-protect it? It would be much appreciated. Cheers :-)

Unprotected. I'd like you and your friends to stop editing each other's user pages, you're causing the admins to monitor and revert edits with no good reason. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:43, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Voting Mayhem

To be absolutely clear, I voted for Nachlader. All the other votes of mine are either me striking my prior silliness/me giving spiritual support to the other nominees. Sorry about the confusion, Mordillo. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:05, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Augh, Guildy, you ruin everything! Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:04, Apr 15 2010


Every day I wake up and say to myself "Children are a blessing." Although I wish I didn't have to keep reminding myself.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 13:19, Apr 15 2010 UTC

Congratulations Mordillo! Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:06, Apr 16 2010
Assuming these are congratulations congratulating you for what I think they're congratulations congratulating you for, congratulations! Mazel tov al holedet haben/habat! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:04, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Looks like you now know how UU felt, being buried in baby vomit. Oh, and congratulations.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:03, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, that's great Mordillo! Might I suggest this for his/her first Passover? —Pelozurian (talk) 22:11, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
Thanks guys,sorry I couldn't respond sooner, got to deal with all sort of new concepts such as bottles, pacifiers and poo. Especially poo. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
I take it, Mordillo, that you had a baby? As Gomer Pyle would say, "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!" Had a baby. And here all this time I thought you were a guy. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:17, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--ChiefjusticeWii 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Rollback Request - Again

Hey Mordillo, I would like to request rollback again to aid in counter-vandalism here. Unfortunately, there isn't much that I can do for Uncyclopedia in terms of writing articles, since I am as boring as I am unfunny. I am, however, pretty dedicated to removing what vandalism I find, and being able to separate stupid edits that were made to be funny, and intentional vandalism. Thanks for considering, and if you turn down this request then I won't ask again :P Ajraddatz Talk 01:45, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

I suspect 'Dillo might be busy right now - see the congratulations just a little bit further up this page. He has other priorities. Try Mhaille. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:32, Apr 16
Thanks. Ajraddatz Talk 19:37, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
OK, I'll give you rollback as soon as I can, just be careful not to revert edits before you check it's actual vandalism. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
I'll be sure to, thanks. Ajraddatz Talk 23:21, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
I'm showing my ignorance once again, but what is the difference between rollback and revert on Uncyclopedia? On Wikipedia it's essentially a one-button revert, and can also revert a series of edits by one user on an article. Is it the same here? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:58, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. Plus the ability to suppress redirects when moving pages. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 04:41, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Archiving talk page of Black People

Talk:Black People is getting rather long, and more importantly, it seems that noobs tend to leave new headers in the middle of that page without timestamps so that it is nearly impossible to tell who wrote what when. Could we possibly archive it? --Mn-z 04:47, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

'Dillo may be busy right now, what with his new arrival and all. But sure, knock yourself out. (I assume you meant you'd do it yourself). --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:44, Apr 16
What the guy with the baby vomit said. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mabrook, Mordillo!

For the little pooper that popped out of your wife! :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 10:36, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Congrats on the mouth to feed. May it always speak well of you! Al sans Chains 22:08 16 4 MMX
CONGRATULATIONS MASTER MORDILLO! --Matfen 22:33, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Shukran Moosh and everyone! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, April 17, 2010 (UTC)


For the sake of preventing accidently breaking Rule #2 and getting myself that final infiniban, I have to ask an admin if this peice can be main-spaced, or if it's too "UnNews:Faggot had a personal problem with me"-esque. I was actually planning on having it deleted if SPIKE himself didn't like it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:19, Apr. 17, 2010

I would do two things before moving it into the main page. Change it from specific referl to Spike into a more general "UnNews new style guide" and ask him if he's all right with it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
What if I change it to "Mike LaPerra"? I really have my heart set on that joke, as "LaPerra" is Spanish for "female dog". -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:20, Apr. 17, 2010
I should also point out that my name happens to be Mike, so it could be interpreted as me being the one whining. (Sorry in advanced if this edit conflicts you.) -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:23, Apr. 17, 2010
Sure, as long as he doesn't feel it's a personal attach, no issues. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:04, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Did someone mention my name? Mike LaPerra 03:51, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Inquiry thingy

Considering the fact that VFH is quite slow, do you think articles should be featured every other day for a while? Or is that a stupid idea?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 03:13, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Im gonna go with "stupid idea." Am I right? Am I right, people? *nudges Mordillo* —Pelozurian (talk) 04:19, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
Like the user above, this is not my question and not my talk page. Since I've been here, the admins have generally featured one article a day unless they felt that nothinng on VFH had enough votes to get featured (they seem to like a positive score in the double digits), in which case they'd wait a day. I don't think it's a very formal thing, but is mostly the judgment of the admins. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:09, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
I typically feature articles as long as we're in the double digits. When we drop off the doubles we'll take a break. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:35, April 23, 2010 (UTC)


What is up with that space that is left at the end of your signature? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:43, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Hold on, first I need to ban you for calling me a faggot. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:52, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Of London Stations and Aged Cheese


...and yes, the actual size of this image is big enough to not be entirely useless.

Yes, that one on Wikipedia is the one. Euston is actually very close to Fleet Street, they're both marked on this map with red arrows for your convenience. As you could follow main roads it'd be easy to walk but it'd also be easy to go by tube to Chancery Lane which is the nearest station (personally, I find the tube about as pleasant as being stabbed, so I avoid it at all costs). I'd highly recommend any beer by Samuel Smith's while you're there - and Oli will agree - as they make some of the very finest beer I've ever tasted. The British Museum, marked with a green arrow, is also nearby and I believe it has an exhibition of Jewish artifacts in addition to the usual Egyptian/Mesopotamian/African and so on, so that might be of interest if you find the time and fancy having a look. You'd also not be far from the newly-opened Jewish Museum in Camden, which I'm told is very good. If I do make it down - which is unlikely, as we're going to be going on holiday shortly afterwards and I really need to save all the cash I can - I'd be going via King's Cross and could easily transfer to Euston and act as a native guide, though you'd have to pay me with some really shiny beads as well as buying a pint. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:22, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I assumed Natalie Tran was either vanity or cyberbullying after you huffed it, so I huffed it a second time following recreation. However, it seems it isn't - Wikipedia has an article about her, so I just wanted to check that this is fine with you and you didn't have some other reason to huff it? Don't want to step on your toes after all - I wouldn't care, but I don't want Mossad knocking on the door at 3am. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:56, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Let me quote the unblock screen - what do you care? You're an admin baby :). But seriously, if you think I was mistaken (which retrospectively I was) feel free to correct my erroneous ways. Don't worry about the 3am thing, they charge overtime for that so I stick with the early appointments. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:00, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Perhaps, but you're the uberadmin! I actually assumed it was vanity or yer typical "This girl is really cute but I'm not brave enough to go up and tell her at school so I'll declare my love here and hope she finds it and wants to be my girlfriend" (wonder if that's ever worked?) so, as I said, I huffed it too. Just wanted to check there wasn't some other reason I'd missed. As for Mossad, there was a helicopter overhead at about 9pm last night with a searchlight. I assumed it was the local police, but maybe it wasn't - even Mossad aren't usually so quick they get to the target 16 hours before anything has even happened! I can only assume they now have ESP abilities - which is actually quite a scary thought. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:09, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Was it a black unmarked helicopter with a Star of David shaped propeller? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:04, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for Ghosts!

Just saw you chose Ghosts for feature. Thank you! Appreciated. It wouldn't seem that 10 votes would be enough to feature, but when it's the highest count I guess that works. I hope all is going well with your family, and that the Black Helicopters don't keep the young'un up at night. And hey, I want and demand rollback (on second thought, a second later, no I don't). There, I think I'm caught up. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 22:11 28 4

You know, if anyone was as nice as you about featuring, I might even start to enjoy myself :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:15, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
In that case, thanks for Occam's Razor. Which also reminds me - did you want me to start writing up the stuff you put into the front page for features for the articles I put up for feature if they are going to be featured? You know, the stuff that goes into the feature queue thingy? (Just thinking about how much of a bitch Tropical cyclone would have been, as well as VMCSE - not that it's likely to be featured, but nonetheless.)                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:32, Apr 30 2010 UTC
Nah, I like the challenge, but thanks for the offer. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:54, May 1, 2010 (UTC)


You should be my friend because I'm friendly and stuff.
Love, Ethine sig 

And why would you think I'm not your friend...and stuff...? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:15, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
Yay! Does this mean we're friends now!? YAY! Love, Ethine sig 
I didn't think we weren't to begin with but yay indeed! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:52, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

Chit chat

Let me know when you're in chat next; an idea that might interest you. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:20, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Sure. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:54, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

I found this to be hilarious!

There is no God (Hates Mordillo)

It proves once again that God is sneaky!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 May 2010 ~ 01:16 (UTC)

That just shows he has something to hide. Conspiracy! Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat01:24, Saturday 01 May 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:07, 1 May 2010

I reverted you...

Because I already added the UOTM template to Guildy's user page. So please don't strike me down with all of your wrath. Also, speaking of awards, on POTM you gave Maniac1075 the POTM trophy because you said he got three votes. But, Al nommed him, and then he got two votes. --Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:32, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

WHY YOU LITTLE#%@%@#%@%@ thanks for the heads up ~Jewriken.GIF 01:09, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Nobel Peace Prize

Dude! Thanks for the vote, and recognition. It's great to have cool friends. Anywhere! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:32, May 2

Member Q?

Hi Mordillo. My wife, who also writes for Wikipedia, has an account of here too, --Sirivrinda 01:51, May 2, 2010 (UTC) -- but it shows as no account. Is this cause of same DSL main line on different computers? She's a real member. And she even voted for me. How to correct that? Much appreciated as always. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 02:04, May 2

Hmmm....there is an existing account that showed record of voting. What does she get when she tries to logon? ~Jewriken.GIF 04:46, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
She has an account when she logs on, it shows she is logged-on Uncyclopedia as User:Sirivrinda, but her vote signature shows her UN as red and says no such user. I told her that's maybe because we have the same DSL account WiFi and you are trying to stop people from making double accounts and voting twice. That is not the case, and she voted on her own computer without my asking. She recenly started editing in her native language Wikipedia, and there is also Uncyclopedia in her language. So I suggested she checkout Uncyclopedia, and showed her I was nommed. But didn't ask her to vote as she has never voted for me before. In any case, she is a real Wikipedian and has joined Uncyclopedia and voted for me. So I hope her account can be fixed. I can certainly prove all this. Or you can write to her email whatever she registered. Thanks a mil. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:27, May 2
That's probably because she hasn't created a userpage, it doesn't have to do anything with using the same ADSL/WIFI line (or even the same computer, we don't limit that). Tell her to create a userpage and try again. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:04, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
Great! I showed her your reply, and she did it. Done! Thanks as always. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:20, May 2
np ~Jewriken.GIF 09:43, May 2, 2010 (UTC)


Hello. You may have seen the Forum idea where I suggested adding on a third sacred holy revered rule for Uncy, "Dance like you've never danced before" (via Happytimes' idea). In seriousicty, what do you think of that? It seemed to fit well when added to the two, sending the person on their way with positive reinforcement--it would tell them to be funny and not stuupid, to not be a dick, and then, in the positive, go forth and create like you've never created before, in metaphor. And thank you for your vote on wotm, very nice to have your support. That whole award came up unexpectedly, and when I had a look at the clubhouse, whoa, but you know what I mean. I'll see you in the billard room later, after I use the wind tunnel and outdoor riding path. Oh, and last thing, please have a look at my talk page of James Bevel if you have a minute or three, for a question about google. Thanks again. Al sans chains 11:25 2 5 MMX

Hya, looks like a good idea, but let's try to write something quick so we don't just have an obscure headline. It can be a completely arbitrary "DANCE RUN DANCE" a la back to the future, or connect it with "dance all over your article". Wanna put together a draft? I'd like to help but I can't muster the energy to write anything at the moment, maybe later on this week. And congrats on your WOTM! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:58, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
I agree with Mordillo--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:46, May 3
Just saw this from yesterday. I'll get back to it later today, things to do people to see naps to take. Thanks, and Happytimes' language sounded good to me at the moment. Are you thinking of a new sentence, or an explanation in HTBFANJS? I'll dwell on it for awhuile. And thank you, on the wotm thing. As the new guy I know I have to make the coffee, but it goes with the territory. Al des chains 13:51 3 5 MMX
I was actually thinking of - Uncyclopedia:Dance like you've never danced before. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:16, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, maybe wires crossed and i's undotted. I was suggesting a Sacred Rules change:
1. Be funny and not just stupid.
2. Don't be a dick.
3. Dance like you've never danced before.
It seems like it rounds out the rules and sends the user out into the world with encouragment and a sense of freedom. Thoughts? and if positive, process? Thanks again, Aleister des chains 16:18 3 5 MMX
I realize that, but notice that rules 1&2 actually are links and lead to some content? That's what I'm aiming for, even if it's just the ole MC hammer picture. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, so my wires were crossed. And my eyes undotted. I don't think I've ever clicked on those two links. I wonder, and am scared to find out, what the "Don't be a dick" link leads to??? Let's play with the page, (Hammer sound good) and see what emerges. Just thought, duh Aleister, have you ever seen the dances at "Welcome Party for Noobs"? I put in the Hitler and black folks dancing and the drummer, and then Zana added lots of dance, and I've continued to add moar dance, and maybe we can just copy and paste that whole section and plop it on a page. After all of this I feel like. . .dancing. . .Aleister in Chains 20:47 3 5 MMX
You should be dancing. Yeah. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:03, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
OK, cool, I'll transfer the dancing, after putting the two near the top in the mix, and see what it looks like. And thank you for the main page write-up, lol. I really liked the Notm write-up, and am glad another tie occurred. Al in chains 21:14 3 5 MMX
That wasn't me, that was Chief. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:27, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
? How do I know you're not Chief this time. In any case, page created, and I must go eat to sustain my existence. Enjoy! Al sans chains 22:26 3 5 MMX
Oh, the front page was Chief. My wires are crossing all ovfer today. Food. My brain craves food. Al sans chains 22:29 3 5 MMX

A new day, and brain well nourished. What next? Do we just add the rule (wiki style)? How did you like the link page? I have been dancing for hours. Aleister in Chains 00:27 5 5 MMX

Mecca Vice will skip your home


"Much thanks!"

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:00, May 3

Oscar Wilde grue

Good call, have you ever deleted that particular article before, I'm surprised there isn't a article on it already--Pireninja 15:01, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Probably came about and deleted several times in the past - not under this specific name though. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:23, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Moardildoz.

You know how I'm not suppose to be given ops in IRC? Well that fag gave me them and then I opped Skizzerz and kicked him. Then I de-opped myself when Skizzerz rejoined. So you gonna get that fag? You know which one. He threatened to get Chron and Stillwaters. And Xenu. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:29, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

Also, your talk page seems longer today than it did last night. You should archive it. Or I could for you, but I'm not sure if you would want your talk page to begin with me just saying, "CRUSHERBOT DESTROYS THE 'CRAT!" MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:47, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

I can has

...back: "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!" ??? I was right in the middle of editing it when it was huffeded.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 May 2010 ~ 02:10 (UTC)

Huffed? This has proven to be a very popular page in the last few days, and has a backstory. My heart is broken. Aleister in Chains 2:14 7 5 MMX


Why? Multiple regular editors, two of which at least previous WotMs, a construction tag, and no VFD discussion or vote. Well formatted one line joke. And if we go by the never be another wizard then can you huff wizard, as there can never be another Dan Kwon? Wizard was the explanation for everything, this was the generic insult. Please hack it back.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 02:21, May 7 2010 UTC

What they said.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 May 2010 ~ 02:26 (UTC)
Since when did these articles become the bread and butter of Uncyclopedia? Is that the only thing that writers here are now able to produce? a stupid headline that an idiot IP set with a picture? Come on, the one line hysterical in jokes are becoming tiresome. ~Jewriken.GIF 04:06, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
From my reckoning, since 2005. And if you find it tiresome, then put it up for VFD, let the community vote, and if the community decides that it's tiresome, then huff it. In the meantime, this was a work in progress, so it you'd kindly put it back. Otherwise, could you please put it into my user space.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 06:49, May 7 2010 UTC
It does seem to me that you're dictating terms? It is a one line piece of shit, and WIP doesn't gives it immunity as any other number of WOTM participants. You're welcome to recreate in your space as I didn't see anything more than a picture and a couple of lines. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:27, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I agree with mordillo, and if you haven't noticed, more and more weak articles have been passing VFH recently, which means that our previous WoTMs should get on their asses and write some quality material instead of one-liners. Yes, we're having a shortage of good articles. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:00, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
What Mordillo said. Every word of it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:31, May 7
Agreed, also, COME BACK SOON UU!! I'M NOT COPING WELL WITHOUT YOU!!! --ChiefjusticeWii 08:37, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I would like that in my user space. No, I'm not dictating terms, just asking for the amount of courtesy that you would give a any user in relation to any other article that has been huffed. I can't recreate the history on that article, and there was a significant amount of code behind it I would like back. And yes, I've noticed that more weak articles are passing VFH, and that more quality needs to be written. And I'd rather spend my time working on new articles then asking again for an old article to be returned. So can I have it back now?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 09:23, May 7 2010 UTC
Restored to your space. Keep it there please and avoid from categorizing it. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
<deindent> Many thanks. Now it can wait until I have something better to add to it.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 11:55, May 7 2010 UTC
BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 06:09, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Dennis K's wife

Thanks for your vote for the page. I've always liked the concept but didn't realize others even knew of the page's existence until Dexter made that comment on the wotm nom last month. Appreciated. And a sage decision on YMSCIHMF. Now we can all visit it on Puppy's user page and gather there for tea. Al sans chains 3:38 8 5 MMX

M,m,m,m,m,m,m,m; T.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 May 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
The article actually made me look up who the guy was, so I got humor AND education. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:55, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Like I told Puppy, it's a sad day for me. I just found out my mother sucks cocks in hell. Oh well, maybe Dennis K's wife on the front page will cheer me up. The page hasn't refreshed as yet, and I'm waiting to see her smiling face there. When their offices open I'm going to let Dennis Kucinich's staff know that the page is up there. Hee hee. Tnanks again, Aleister sans chains 00:31 10 5 MMX

Clear your cache, it's been up there for half an hour now. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:34, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

Noticed something

This image, which is currently on VFP, shows a dead Jew. I just realized that. --Mn-z 06:15, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Not dead - just severely tortured. Which is fine, and very American.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 06:25, May 8 2010 UTC


Hay, can you at lest make the site notice a template and protect it, if only to make it readily accessible as a reference of some sort? Otherwise I'll just have to show both site notices.--Flammable 02:31, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

I love how certain pages aren't protected.

Why is that? I'm speficially referring to how I had to have RAHB protect the Rewrite template. Since you're the current 'crat, I feel like I should direct all anger towards you. After all, that's what that one vandal always does, and he seems like a nice guy. Also, when can I sit on your baby... Or your wife? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:10, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

Consider your anger properly directed. Anything practical you need on top of your anger? As for the 2nd question, you'll need to discuss that with my wife and she is the crat of my household. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:52, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, the thing that inspired the anger was having learned that Template:Rewrite wasn't semi-protected. RAHB took care of that immediately. I just wanted to bitch at you. And can your wife get on Skype? We'll chat via webcam. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:34, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Trust me, you do not want to piss off my wife. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:23, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, if I can't piss her off, then can I still piss on her as she does a big smile? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:43, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism and Mordillo

You may know that, while Discordianism got 13 for votes, it didn't pass VFH. I'm asking all those who voted no for suggestions for improving the article. I know you said you thought it was well written but needed more humour. If you'd like to post specific suggestions on Talk:Discordianism, that would be great. Thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:01, May 10, 2010 (UTC)


That's the third time in a row you've beaten me to rollback! You're making my contributions look so uncool! HAET HAET HAT!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 01:19, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

And for my next trick I shall make you vanish. ~Jewriken.GIF 01:20, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
Nooo! I want to shag the sheep! Oh well, at least Paizuri can't either.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 01:22, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Yom tov

There's a chance I won't be around for a few days, so chag Shavuot sameach. Toda to HaShem for blintzes (and the Torah, mustn't forget that). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:33, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Forget the Torah, that's really not the thing. But BLINCHEZ!!! I can't have enough of those. Hag sameach! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:14, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Did you know it's impossible to keep a Jew in jail? That's because we eat lox. (Blame Mel Brooks for that one). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:15, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
That's...quite bad O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 19:02, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

If you want...

You can ban me for that. It's understandable. Maybe the <s></s> was a bit too much when assuring that he wasn't vandalising, simply regretting the article he made. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:09, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

I would have, but I seem to have misplaced my ban button. I'll look it up for next time. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:11, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

PLS Question (Hypothetical... honest!)

If about a third to half of an article was written in userspace a bit ago, and then the user noticed the pls writing competition, and wrote the other half of it and added images and proofread it for the time of the closing date, would they be allowed to submit it? --Matfen 01:02, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hypothetically speaking, of course, anything that was started prior to the PLS starting date, in any space, is not eligible. ~Jewriken.GIF 03:38, May 19, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, well thank you clearing that up, (hypothetically speaking >( )

Sci fi

I did the 'quote' thing with your cyberpunk piece, and it looks very good. Looks so good you can take a picture of it and use it as a holiday card. Aleister sans chains 1:29 19 5 MMX

And I fixed what Al did.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 04:10, May 19 2010 UTC
While, down at the ranch, I added a bit to what Puppy discovered within the text. Al des chains 11:50 19 5 MMX


I was answering Fredd on my page and it seemed natural to write "and dance like you've never danced before". What do you think about adding that to the Golden Two, as we left hanging awhile ago, and how to do it? A vote (boring), dictatorial rule (I like it!), or something in-between? I'd suggest you just open up the page and add it if you like it, and then we celebrate. But that would be just like the time you gave me rollback power and I made MadMax and MrN vanish, and you had to take it away again. Al des chains 11:55 19 5 MMX

Done!. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:56, May 19, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, you did it! It's really nice to see your name on the very short history page. HappyTimes will be very surprised, he will have no idea this was occuring. So, celebration! Dancing, drinking, other things, yay! (and it does feel very nice, the golden triad, the third seems to round out and accent the total list). Aleister sans chains 16:15 19 5 MMX
I am so dancing right now... (like I've never danced before). *grin* Happytimes  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 May 2010 ~ 00:46 (UTC) Happytimes

Login and Watchlist problem thanks

Just wanted to thank you for pointing out where to link to bitch about Wikia login and watchlist problems (you know how I love to bitch). It looks like everything's been fixed. Thanks again! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:01, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. --~Jewriken.GIF 05:51, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

Recent News Edit

It seems you recently moved a news page and placed it under the use res name... more specifically this page: User:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care. Unfortunately before moving it, you failed to look on the main page to see that the news post has already made front page. So now we have BIG RED TEXT on the front page. I request that you fix this and return the news article to it's proper page... or there will be hell to pay. You see, when you performed that action you not only made yourself look stupid... but you made the whole website look bad... That is not tolerated here. More importantly, judging from your talk page... and the fact that MOST of your edits were reverted back to their original state, i can clearly see you are not a monitor, or admin, but more importantly you are also very unpopular with them. I will give you the change to correct your mistake. You have till Saturday to fix your mistake, and I warn you, you do not want to see what happens when you fail in a request from me. If you think the Admins, Bureaucrats, and Monitors are scary... let me tell you that I am FAR more frightening then them, and I can think of FAR more frightening punishments they they could even DREAM...I kid you not.Till next time. --DragonLizardJareth 15:10, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

I am sorry master, please don't hurt me. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:29, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah Mordillo, he's gonna spank you if you don't fix it!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 12:17, May 21 2010 UTC
I thought this was Puppy or someone playing with you, but the user is real. I read some of his stuff, he has untapped potential. Why don't you ban him for an hour or something for violating the Don't Be A Dick rule (just thought, you can now ban someone if they aren't dancing like they never danced before!), just to show him that a DragonLizard has to play nice. Besides that, that was a pretty cool threat from someone who totally misreads someone's talk page. Al des chains 1:14 21 5 MMX
The only thing that really concerns me is that he might take that shitty attitude of his to another fellow user, that doesn't identify what a sack of bollocks this is and might be intimidated. As for this post, he gets a ban free card. Just this once. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
I've been collecting insults/threats/insane wafflings from authors/editors of articles I've ICU'd/vivisected/huffed for a while now, but I never get anything even approaching this little beauty. No fair! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:43, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
And it's not even his article. But my number one is by far this. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:46, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
Frankly, I think any member who threatens a bureaucrat (or anyone else, for that matter) should get an infinite ban, but that's just me.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 04:19, May 21 2010 UTC
Well I for one would like to thank DragonLizardJareth for his vigilance, I have long had my suspicions about this Mordillo fellow. --ChiefjusticeWii 16:36, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
I heard he's a Jew. They eat babies, you know. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:38, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, remember when we got rid of that Jew called "RabbiTechno"? Hey, wait a minute...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 04:41, May 21 2010 UTC
I'm a vegan, though - I use the blood of jellybabies to make matzah and I believe even the most Jew-hostile goyim aren't too bothered about them. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:47, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
I think DragonLizardJareth is either being very clever or very stupid. I'm just not sure which. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:14, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Several thangs

Thanks for the spelling fix. I must have read that line 20 times or more, and the first time I spotted the mistake was on the pre-feature que page! --- HappyTimes was very happy, and the rules page sure looks nice. On the dancing page, the quick box throws off the word format, and I've tried moving it but that doesn't work well. Is the box really needed? --Ah, science fiction. Puppy has asked me to get it on pee review on Monday, so I guess I'll have to herd the cats. I like your idea about the Sci-Fi characters talking to the editors and readers. If done well that can be quite interesting. Maybe three or four of them? What do you think about which characters should be talking? Sci fi. Aleister sans chains 00:58 21 5 MMX

How could you huff that!?!

What the fuck?!? THAT WAS GREAT!! Actually... The huff history may be better... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:46, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Easy, I just pressed that button and shit happens! Hold on, let me show you that again on your userpage...~Jewriken.GIF 02:48, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
Take note I said how "could" you, not how "did" you. Now, think of a funny reason why you did so. Also, would you consider me as taking the joke too far if I were to VFH that huff log? I may be tempted to do so when VFH gets slow again. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:13, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

YEAH! <song> MORDILLO IS A POOP, HE'S A BIG FAT POOP AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO PUSH HIM IN HIS FACE!</song> Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:00, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

*after taking a look at the archives* Holy crap I was right... a lot of people do hate you... Well from another person who is deeply, DEEPLY hated by most people who use the internet for more then Porn... and writeing porn... allow me to give you this word of advice... stay low... ok two words... but who cares. --DragonLizardJareth 01:18, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, Mordillo is mostly hated either as a joke or from people who are mad because he huffed their articles that sucked.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 02:08, May 24 2010 UTC
Moredildoz is a fag!! He touchded me in da naught-E palaces!! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:13, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:55 May 24 2010


Hi Mordillo! Greeting from anti-war zone. When Voidism was nominated I was enthused and mentioned to my wife and 2 sisters. And they joined and read the article (my wife is a Thai Wikipedian). I hope none of them tried to be too smart and thereby act stupid, rendering a dis-service. I can't figure out about ISP unless its a Cool-cat "registered member". I won't mention next time I get lucky, as Al told me that is unwritten rule. Actually, I have a several groups with over 6000 members - and if I told them about the nom, and 10% acted, then it might have 600 votes (kinda absurd). But they wouldn't be Peer votes, that count. And I agree wholeheartedly. If it makes any difference in the scheme of things then I believe that "Daily News" is a way better article than Voidism. But I also believe that Voidism is good (while Daily News is awesome). I got a lot of help over a long period up to present. Good writers like MrN and Al and others worked it. Anyway, Cheers and hail to thee!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:01, May 26


Any time - including right now, if you want. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:23, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Do I spy me a stowaway?

Back in my day when I was the Admiral-in-Fact of Imperial Colonization, I considered edits by a non-IC member to be a defacto application for membership. Otherwise, I'd consider them a stowaway and make them walk the plank, ARRRRRR!

But considering you outrank me by the Imperial Will of Her Majesty, somehow I think if I tried that I'd be the one who'd end up in the drink trying to avoid the great white sharks. So I'll forget about the walking the plank bit and just welcome you to sign up.

(Seriously, I know there's no official rule than a non-IC member can't edit IC space, but I liked using this as a fun way to encourage people to sign up, and would love to see you join us officially). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:57, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the invitation. I doubt I will "officially" join as I just don't have the time to write anything at the moment, other than things that really catch my fancy (as with the SF article). I wasn't even able to work on my own stuff for months now I think, so I wouldn't want to commit to anything I can't really grantee to help with. I can only promise to help with articles that I "connect" with. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:22, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Possible problem

Maybe I'm making a big deal out of nothing, but the phrase "security breach" comes to mind. How was an IP able to edit this when I as a registered user can't? I get a no editing tag, but apparently an IP was able to bypass that--or wasn't blocked from editing. Edit is here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:05, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

I have an add-on on FireFox that allows a page on a wiki to be double-clicked and I get sent to edit page. The IP has the same add-on. It's not a security problem. Also, you can go to the history and just edit the newest revision. Not hard. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:11, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks Dexter for your comments. I went there to revert the edits, and learned Dexter already did it. So maybe it's not that big of a deal. I justed wanted to be cautious just in case. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:21, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
FYI, you can edit those pages without the add-on by pressing "undo" on someone else's edit and putting their revision back after you say what you need to.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 06:37, May 30 2010 UTC
Thank you, although I knew that before you started here. :-) I didn't try any of the methods above because I figured if an admin disabled the edit tag the other ways to edit a page would have been disabled along with it. Obviously, I was wrong, and the "no editing" tag only eliminates one way of editing a page. Perhaps that can be changed so it will really stop people editing--or maybe admins are happy with it the way it is. Whatever and I'm supposed to be getting ready for work about 30 minutes ago so see ya! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:51, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
As those fine gentlemen said, this is not a security feature but rather a Mediawiki tweak that is supposed to discourage people from editing, not really blocking them, and it can be easily bypassed if you have basic understanding of how this place works. But as I said, this wasn't meant as a block so it's not a big deal, typically those pages vanish from the public eye as soon as they're archived and don't get edited. The only way to stop editing is to protect the page, and it's too much of a hassle for this purpose. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Archive your talk page, please.

Or are you trying to become the new User talk:Spang?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:55, May 31 2010 UTC

Sometimes I think everytime Mordillo logs in he has new messages. Not that I'm helping with that right now. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:00, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
I'm always amused by people who demand to archive talk pages, thereby extend the talk pages. There must be some sort of startup that will prevent this. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:28, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't demand, I asked. The request was backed up by a threat of declaring war, of course, but still.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 10:05, May 31 2010 UTC


Been listening to some Idan Raichel - great music and fantastic songs. Thanks for the tip off from me and Mrs. Techno who is equally impressed! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:09, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

My pleasure, let me know if you need anymore recommendations, will be happy to provide. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:26, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
I'm always looking to expand my musical knowledge so bring 'em on, especially if it's similar sort of stuff because we both like Arab culture influenced music. None of that rubbish that Israel had in the Eurovision this year though! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:32, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
That was crap indeed, but it's better than being in the last place mind you! Try this one one of my favorite groups. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:41, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Every band should have a video where they play in a too short room like it's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and where a girl who might be Alice sings while crawling on the floor. (Video that's 3:32) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:59, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Deserved last place for the UK, I thought, as it was complete and utter toss. Most of the entries sounded much the same really, all insipid MOR ballads, but the UK's managed to be the most insipid and MOR crap of them all - at least Germany's was catchy, even if the singer did have a somewhat peculiar London Cockney combined with Cornish farmer accent. Quite liked Serbia's, however, just because it was the sort of bubblegum dayglo frippery that I always think the Eurovision ought to be. Anyway, if I discuss Eurovision any more I'll be forced to start questioning my own heterosexuality so I'm going to have a listen to whatever's at the end of that link. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:49, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

You have an exceedingly long talk page...

... and this is causing some consternation amongst the community. You see, longer talk pages take longer to load, and people who are trying to read through your talk page or add to it are then put in a position where they have to sift through a significant amount of miscellaneous messages that are totally unrelated to the reason for which they have come to your talk page. This is causing a minor amount of inconvenience for individuals which then turns into irritation and then irrational anger. This then disturbs the delicate balance of the community, which in turn leads to dramatic posts and angry flourishes, which is eating away at the heart of this community. In turn the lack of parody being freely available to the remainder of the world means that they will be forced to rely upon more biased medium, which have particular agendas which include the expansion of territory and the conversion of the world to their ideologies. This will then lead to escalating world tension, which of course will mean that preparations will be made to defend particular ideologies or territory. Due to human fallibility this will of course lead to weapons being used to attack large sections of the populace as a pre-emptive strike, which will then create a desire for revenge, which will be enacted dramatically. Due to the labyrinthine politics of the world this will then lead to ancient allies and enmities being brought to light, and this will extend across the globe and eventually put us in a position where there is likely to be a massive reduction in the inhabitable areas of the world due to the side effects of weaponry being used. This will then destroy the fragile eco-system that sustains life on the Earth and as a result all food sources will be destroyed and life on Earth will no longer exist.

Don't change a thing.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 01:49, Jun 1 2010 UTC

What he said!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:52 (UTC)
I'm sorry what? ~Jewriken.GIF 06:09, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

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