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edit Hooray!

/me performs a gentle oral rape of Mordilly's talk page. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:44, 15 Jun

First message after the rape! Saberwolf116 12:46, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
/me wipes sweat. Thank god Luvvy got here first. I was afraid it's going to be Sycamore again. I mean, I love him in an platonic manner. Also, his kilt freaks me out. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Sycamore brings up bad memories. Hey Mordillo! How are things? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:50, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
He's doing fine, I hope. Though he took his damned time to archive his talk page! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:53, 15 Jun
Ooh, I got a new spokesperson! Also, Sock, for me Sycamore brings only good memories. Except for that one night in Glasgow...~Jewriken.GIF 12:54, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I said I hope you're doing fine. Still feeling sweaty after a little Vandaluvvy got to your pristine talk page? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:57, 15 Jun
Yes, but the endorphins are starting to settle in.~Jewriken.GIF 12:59, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Good, then you're up for another go, this time at cuddles! /me cuddles -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:09, 15 Jun
At first I used to think of him in nothing but good ways, until... stuff. Anyway, good luck with those endorphins and a cuddly Luvvy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Luvvies are notoriously cuddly. And cute. And notoriously moody when hormonal... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:41, 15 Jun

edit Sorry to weigh you down with more Bureaucratic BS, but...

Well, I think you should take a look at UnBooks:This Space Camp Looks a lot like Fat Camp, and then the link Music Man put on the talk page. Plagarism. Blatent plagarism. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

What article? I only see a red link. Thanks for the heads up. Did you meet my kitty? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:19, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Kitty? What Kitty? Oh you mean that cute little cuddly, wuddly ki--Argh!.....GET IT---AHHHH. AHHHHHH! OW! Get off my leg you dumb sack of.......Oh. God! Get back on the leg! Get back on the leg! Fuck. Fuck. ARRRGH! Get it off! Get. It. Off. Me...... *Punt*................ Well. Thank God that's over. I'll see ya Mordillo.
Hey... Why is your door locked? Mordillo? Dude, where'd you go? Where did that damn cat go? Duuuude?
ARGHHH! FUCK! It's gouging my eyes out! GET OFFA ME. You Stupid Sack of Shit!..... HEY, What are you.... Don't do tha--AHHH.................................................................................. The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Woodburninator (talk • contribs)
That was for burninating the cat's wood :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 14:34 June 15 '09

/me peeps out of the window bloody kids keep me awake all night. 14:37, 15 June 2009 (UTC)The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mordillo (talk • contribs)

Gramps, you sure you're okay? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:56, 15 Jun
And as comes to the kitty, I thought for a sec you had stolen mine... O_O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:57, 15 Jun

edit Shinty-Six

Lengthen that guys ban to infinite per this page. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Yessir. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:47, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
That's why you're the greatest admin. /gets back down on knees. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
There there O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 18:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey There

Mordillo, I'd like to apologize for 2 things:

1: Not fixing my sig after you telling me to.

2: Both blaming you for deleting iCarly, and evading the ban.

Will you please forgive me? Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

And could you please put Unscripts: The Young and the Uncyclopedians/181 back up there? Thanks. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 20:13, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't need to forgive you, just behave from now on. And I think you gave me a wrong link. There's nothing there I can restore. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Here's the correct link: UnScripts:The_Young_and_the_Uncyclopedians/181 --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 13:26, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Ref: VFS

Sandwiches aren't represented by the aristocracy, man. Sandwiches are the food of democracy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:01, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

What's Democracy? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but nevermind me. As long as I can get a shrimp sammich. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:09, 16 Jun
That's not kosher and you can't have it. Sorry. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:11, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
But Sabba, I love shrimp sammiches?! /me sniffles -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:14, 16 Jun

edit Whoring: Problem & Possible Solution

Hey there 'dillo. I was reading the Miniluv forum topic the other day, and couldn't help but notice that the non-existant Cabal is considering making talk page whoring illegal. I'm all for that, however, I think I might have a solution to the problem at the same time. I'm not an admin, so I don't have the authority n' stuff, but hear me out:

We create a designated "whoring topic" in the village dump. Here, users would have their own header, and under said header they can advertise whatever they're currently writing/whatever they have on VFH. It would be structured in the same way as Forum:Uncyclopedia Survey, with a little note at the top explaining what it's for, and then each user would have a section to put their stuff on. Anyhow, this is just a random idea I came up with, and I wanted to get your opinion on it. Saberwolf116 14:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Users write down what they have on VFH? This is probably an odd question, but what's wrong with just looking at VFH? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:29, Jun 16
Because people want to other people to look at their articles specifically. Saberwolf116 14:40, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I see your point Saber, but I think it will create one big cesspool rather than a few swamps. Also, I don't think it was said to become illegal, just hammering down on anyone whoring excessively. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:47, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't see that point - it brings it back to people trying to bias a vote. If people just look at articles on VFH that are whored, then it can stop potentially better articles that haven't been whored from getting featured. Getting people to look at your articles, OK, but trying to tip the VFH vote on your article? Not keen. -UU - natter UU Manhole 15:00, Jun 16
UU, I saw your knickers. You really don't need to bend that much. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:03, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

edit press

hello, mr. dillo. might you have a comment for the unsignpost concerning the new vote for sandwich feature of the site? might you also have some sort of ominous cabal-like warning about the 'real' VFS? also, touche on the wizard of oz thing. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Well well, mister Oz. I was tempted to write that down in your thousand years ban! It would have been epic! O_O. As for the press request: "The cabal, as part of its never ending efforts to assert its all consuming control over the citizenry has now resulted into voting for the sandwiches each editor will be required to eat the elected sandwiches for the entire following month. Members of the cabal will observe closely voter's decisions to make sure that no vile sandwiches such as, BAKED BEANS ON TOAST WITH MELTED CHEESE will be chosen. That's just vile. Editors will not be allowed to protest over the "democratically""chosen""sandwich". We're not Iran.

As for the serious part- since there is no need (and we assume the situation will remain like that for a while) for new admins, and as some members of the community seems to look at adminhood as their ultimate goal, we decided it's better to take that pressure of their shoulders and allow them to concentrate in the core values of Uncyclopedia. Or in other words, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WRITE AN ARTICLE. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:02, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

edit You looked stressed.

Lean chair

This image shows a good example of a beginner's technique when trying to "sit back and relax"

Care to take a load off? Sit back, relax. Perhaps get a sensual massage later. Read a newspaper in a nice soft robe with matching fluffy slippers. Smoke a corncob pipe. Eat a 5-year-old. Whatever helps you relax. You look like you are about ready to go postal on someone out there. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:08, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Me? Postal? Tempting. Very tempting :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:02, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
You're taking a lot of hits out there kid. You gotta duck and dive. You're trying to stand in there and trade punches, but he's got too much power. Use your speed. Attack when he gives you an opening. Use your jab, but he's succeptible to the left cross. Tire him out here, make him work. He'll come crumbling down under a flurry when he least expects it. Remember, Duck and Dive. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:08, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Sorry

Sorry. Remember that time I used to say "Sorry" all the time? Well, I am sorry. Really. Mind you, not about making that comment. Rather, it seems I have done something to upset you. Something whereby you thought I might have felt it appropriate to "interfere" with things. I apologise for this, such was never my intention. The comment was not necessarily directed at you, it was more meant as a general note I found relevant to the issue. In fact, you edit conflicted me on Cajek's talkpage.

Putting all of that aside now, I want this tension to go away. Can we please put all of this negativity behind us and start anew? Also, sorry for the overall tone of this message, it's just the only way I could express it right now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I didn't mind about the content of the remark as much as the fact that you have the need to get involved in each and every conversation here. That can be annoying, especially when you can obviously see that I'm not having a cuddly nice conversation. So, your opinion is not always needed or helpful. Also, regarding the content of your message, did you know that the bureaucrat of Oncyclopedia, the Dutch Uncyclopedia is infinibanned here as a troll? What happens in other wikias has no connection to this one.

Having said all of that, as I told Cheddar in the past I don't tend to hold grudges, which is not in the case with you, so there's no dark cloud of negativity surrounding us, to be dramatic. I will tell you in the future when you manage to piss me off, but I'm not running a little black book in which I write down all your "bad deeds". I keep that for more sinister characters. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:02, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Am I really that much all over the wiki? I mean, I talked to you on your talkpage and on that UnNews's talkpage, anything else? I understand how it can seem like I'm getting involved in a lot of conversations, more so than others, though I don't think I'm doing it that much more than some others either. I'll try to restrict my "butt-ins" to mostly helpful ones.
I wasn't really saying we should give people awards for things they're doing on other language editions, though I do find Gert's efforts on the Estonian wiki quite impressive. I also hardly ever visit the Dutch Uncyclopedia. It's like way worse than this one.
Anyway, I'm glad you don't hold a grudge. If I do piss you off somehow, let me know, but please don't let it look like you're assuming bad faith because I tend to react in the wrong ways to stuff like that. So, glad this is settled. It's a load off my chest. Later, Mordillo. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

edit I'm not sorry. Filthy money lender.

I am in awe of your greatness though. Any way, this article's mere existence offends my very essence of being. How can I make it go away? It's protected by the WIP tag, but it's only getting worse with every edit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:08, 17 Jun

We only lend money because you dirty Christians didn't let us do anything. You're not even your own religion, you're just a bizarre cast of mislead Jews eh? eh? Also, I know what you mean, but try to give him some advice. If it won't be improved it will die in a fire. But we need to give him some chance...~Jewriken.GIF 19:03, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
I'd be willing to help him out, but I don't even know what that is. I'll try and do a little research over the next couple days and see if I can help him turn it into something less shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:08, 17 Jun

edit Template spam

Snow white2 The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:18 17 June 2009

Damn talented homos mumble mumble mumble ~Jewriken.GIF 19:00, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Think you said that one before actually. Would have replied sooner by the way but you're page gets edited insanely often, I missed your reply. Which was probably obvious but I'm so tierd. So very very tierd. Again thanks!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:30 19 June 2009

edit by the grace of allah

Nice touch. ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:58, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

JIHAAAADDD!!!!~Jewriken.GIF 19:01, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Jewhad? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:11, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
HaShalom HaAleikom, HaRabbi HaTechno, HaWhat HaAre HaYou HaTalking HaAbout HaHere? :-P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:38 June 17 '09
Top secret Zionist World Domination stuff. We're joining forces with the Islamists, and all the rest of you are fucked. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:01, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Damn, really shouldn't have admitted that. Irritating Mossad is generally considered a pretty stupid - and terminal - thing to do. Bugger. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:05, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Can I join? Please, I want to dominate the world too.. So can I join? Can I? Can I? Ha? Please? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:09 June 18 '09
I was under the impression that you were in charge of it all? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:25, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh, you know already? I though I was undercover or something.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:36 June 18 '09

edit May 5, 2006

T... Mordillo,

I'm really sorry. Apparently, I was in a coma during the month of May.

Uncake Happy Third Unbirthday!
You have now officially been a member of Uncyclopedia for three full years.
What a senseless waste of human life...

As for the rest of them — who knows. But at least there's now a subject header for them to throw their own apologies, alcohol, event tickets, etc., underneath.  :) --T. (talk) 19:16, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Woohoo! You love me! You really love me! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:41, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
That's just so you'll put us into your will, great great great great grandpa. I think I'll want the spiffy spinning stars. And the cat. I can never have enough cats. ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:53, 17 Jun

edit Dingwall

Sorry to bother you, on the Dingwall Page, If you would be kind enough to remove the comment about Kara Finlayson, as she is a 15yr old pupil at a Secondary School and this is causing her some problems to say the least.

Thanks in advance

  • Done. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Dingwall

Thanks very much, it was that one particular person to be removed, not the whole lot! Nevermind.


I removed what you asked, but I think the article is crap regardless of that cyberbulling part. It's now up for a VFD. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:58, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Your approval and a waste of your time

Mike Tyson - a noobs having a go at rewritng it. It's not too hot yet, but some of it is funnier than what was there originally. I've bunged a constuction tag as opposed to reverting - which the Rabbi (cue X files music) thought to do along with me. I think it could be cool to give him seven days and top revert it back if it's still a little sub par. Can you keep an eye and make sure it does not get huffed altogether in seven days?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:25, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I've replaced the construction tag with a rewrite - because if you keep the first one, it will show up on the maintenance queue and has more chance to be deleted. I'll keep an eye on it, I don't see any harm with letting the guy play with it, as it seems the original was a horror. A HORROR I SAY! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:31, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Cool, excuse my incompetence, I will not fail SPECTRE again:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:40, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Carry on number 3. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:41, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, why did you get into SPECTRE?! I thought we're being recruited to CHAOS, so I joined them... O_O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:54, 19 Jun
You think that's bad? I joined the Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society... --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:58, Jun 19
Oh that's low, even for you, UU. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:04, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Damned you EugeneKay! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:06, 19 Jun
Oh it says CLITORIS! Wow, that'll probably be a really handy memory tool.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:01 19 June 2009
Where?! O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:48, 19 Jun

edit Good Elohim Adirim! What are you doing?

Thats still counted as one. I want MOAAAR!! *ROAAAR* Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:01 June 19 '09

You meant - "Elohim Adirim". ~Jewriken.GIF 15:13, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
*ahem* Now go ban me like 666 times Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:18 June 19 '09
What's this? A sitewide joke bannination spree and I'm not banned yet?! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:22, 19 Jun
I can haz moar banz? (notice that it's fucking MOAR - not longer) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:35 June 19 '09

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:41, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey thanks

For huffing that idiotic article. Pain in my eyes. Asked Todd to do it but he didn't respond. Thanks anyway. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! 11:41, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

No problems. Just put it on QVFD next time. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:49, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry. Father's Day tends to be a little busy in my house. QVFD really is the way to go though... --T. (talk) 16:47, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Way to ruin the "User talk:Mhaille" related fun!

Yeah. That. *Pout* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:18, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Mahillopedia, the Mhaille that anyone can violate. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:30, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
And Zheliel would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for your nosey kids! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:31, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncle Mordachaidildo!

Would you please add your touch to this piece of khara that I wrote and make it like, you know, featurable or something? Another collab as a token of the long-lost love between our nations, what do you think? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:15 June 23 '09

Sorry achi, at the moment I can't really help you. Got too much stuff IRL, plus I'm trying to work on this, that and that bloody collab that UU is too lazy to do anything about. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:10, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok, it'll be there just waiting for you.. So anytime you feel free or bored, take a look at it and add something. Shalom :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 14:18 June 24 '09
Someone mention how awesome I am again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:32, Jun 24
Hey Guys! Did everyone hear how fantastic and awesome UU is?! Me neither. A bit of a shame really. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:03, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
I heard that his Jewish cousin. חח, is much worse. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:04, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Are we using special characters now? I've never really figured out how to do those. Regardless, is he UU's stereotypically(spelling?) jewish cousin, or just a cousin of his that happens to be jewish. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Wait till you see his Arab cousins ن ن ‏/‏ ي ي ‏/‏ ل ل ‏/‏ ب ب ‏/‏ س س ‏/‏ ق ق ‏‎Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:10 June 24 '09
Damn you and your special characters. Have some of this! ^*))#$%>:? Ha! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:12, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
How do you mean "special characters?" That's Hebrew! Language of the bible! As far as I'm concerned you lot are using special characters! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:13, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
hold on a minute. teh bible was written in aramaic (or a language of a similar name) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:16 June 24 '09
Well, Aramaic is the origin of Hebrew, so the Alphabet and the words bear a lot of similarities. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:29, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Come on now guys. Stop lying to yourself. The bible is in english, Jesus was a blond haired, blue eyed white guy who happened to be of jewish descent, but looked nothing like any of the other people in the area. Get over it. It is history. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:19, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Lol! Gaiz, whoz this Jesus evrybody keeps toakin abowt? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:24 June 24 '09
Someone who was nearly as awesome as me. And my cousins. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:26, Jun 24

edit That stupid guy...

who thinks VHF plays by Wikipedia rules is back. can you just confirm that his vote here is invalid, please?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:20 24 June 2009

Banned! Banned! BANNED! BANNED! BANNED! Sorry, didn't take my pills today ~Jewriken.GIF 14:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:16 24 June 2009


Not you too, Mr. Mordillo, Suh! I is good! I always, ALWAYS love all dem admins! Physically if necessary! I nevah did those bad things Mistah Cajek Said! I nevah! Nevah! I AM A GOOD BOY! Wood burningMama Taught me to be good And so I am! 16:17, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Licks.

/stares. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:27, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

There there. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Oh dear

Ever get the feeling you missed a moment in IRC? I love this "blatant voterigging and sockpuppetry from admins" bit. Now remind me again how we're going to justify striking other votes for sockpuppetry? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:14, Jun 25

Who the fuck are all these people?! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:24, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
You mean QrSys, Skully and OgeljL? How will we ever know? I love TKF, but that has annoyed me a tad, and I'm not sure of the best thing to do about it without looking like the humourless rules-hound or whatever. Any thoughts? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:33, Jun 25
And you have that Cheddar what's his name. Whose Sock is he? I don't think it's the original Cheddar. As for what to do, I think we need to have a chat, even risking looking like humorless gits. I'm, for one, apparently already fall under this definition. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:42, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Agreed, I guess. And FWIW, I was thinking recently how well you've done to still be able to have a joke after clearing up behind all the idiots we get. I guess you don't realise how much the view can change on this side of the fence... --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:50, Jun 25
You mean this side of the MOTHER FUCKING 9 FEET WALL WITH ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE AND RAVENOUS DOGS right? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:57, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh shit. Can't anything stay a secret on this wiki? Also, Mordillo, I don't think that you are humourless, I think you still retain your humourous self but without much expression of it. Plus being too serious for a humour wiki. Plus what UU said. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:03 June 25 '09
I'm totally confused now, get MO here to explain it. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:10, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
'Dillo humourless...? Never struck me as being so - maybe his particular brand of humour is just a bit hard for some people to get. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:22, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Did I say that? I merely said he doesn't write a lot these days. I like mordillo's brand of humour, I love many of his articles, but if you are saying that he hasn't changed over time here, you are lying to yourself Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:29 June 25 '09
I can haz forum? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:26, Jun 25

edit Tally ho, sir!

UKLanding01 Thank you for voting in support of this image, sire. I hope that the photo will be featured forever. I hope that you have your day. Want some tea and biscuits, sir?
~ Gentlemen from Outer Space

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edit Bye

Just dont go to a rough pub :)Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 16:08 June 26 '09

God dang it! Would all of my favorite users please stop leaving! Please?! The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burningDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 16:17, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
I haven't left. --Docile hippopotamus 07:50, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:25 30 June 2009

edit The Oncy Topic

Hi Mordillo, There are two things I'd like to say about your action at the Topic on the Oncy.

  1. Right now, our site has a severe server issue, so we can't continue the discussion right now. Could please unlock the topic until the site's back up again?
  2. Please don't swear at DG, especially not in Dutch when you ask us to discuss in English. That really isn't nice...

Oh, and I've heard this thing about a cooperation project between Pedia's that failed. Can you tell me more about that? | Lars863 | 16:11, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Hi Lars. First off, we're not a backup site for Oncyclopedia. As sorry as I am for your server problems, that forum has moved a long time ago from asking for our help to a completely internal discussion that we have nothing to do with.

As for DG, I will call him in whatever names I wish and. Once more, he is a troll. He never contributed to this site other than creating trouble. If he can't understand that being banned means - you are banned from this site, than perhaps some other colorful explanations in Dutch will help. I am not here to be nice. I am here to maintain some sort of order in the chaos that is Uncyclopedia, and DG is in the way.

As for the cooperation project, if you refer to the Uncyclomedia project, I don't think it ever worked. The only cooperation we have as of now, is interlinks and the occasional relevant discussions. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:28, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

I understand you're not a backup, but, well, OK, I understand...
As for DG, he does want the best for the Oncy and these IP messer uppers just can take the blood from under your nails.
Well, tell me more about Uncyclomedia. Why did it fail, what did it try? Some Oncyclopedists seem a bit sour towards the Uncy because of it. | Lars863 | 18:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
PS, I'm having connection probs here, too!
I really don't see what letting them have one forum topic on our site is hurting. I could see if they ten forum posts, but one isn't a serious problem. Yes, that one guy was a troll, and it is "off topic" but so is everything in BHOP. --Mn-z 19:09, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Again, we are not Oncyclopedia. Would you like to have Hebrew discussions from Eincyclopedia as well? Possibly backup some content from Conservapedia? People here seem to forget that we are not a free hosting site or a forums site. Village dump is for discussions regarding Uncyclopedia - and specifically the help section of it. We have too much shite on the village dump as it is. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:19, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
I think it failed mainly because of lack of interest from Uncyclopedia, I was never very involved in it. Perhaps Mhaille will know more. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:13, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
“Once more, he is a troll. He never contributed to this site other than creating trouble.”
~ You (?) about DG
It seems there is a user who has a little bit (too much) influence here, don't you think? I think there is someone else who caused "these problems" (just klick on the link, you'll see), by being childish and unfriendly. DG isn't like that, I know him as a friend and a good person. You should be ashamed, everyone who thinks like that should. Lars, give it up please, will you? Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 09:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Everything is explained here, read it and decide afterwards who the real troll is. A help: Trolls live in Norway and and in other countries, but not in the Netherlands or in Belgium, DG lives in the Netherlands, then he is not a troll I guess | Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 09:58, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
In case you did not understand yet, this is not a discussion. I did not asked for your opinion on Ubncyclopedia's admins nor did I ask for a lesson about "Trolls". Manticore is a well respected admin who contributed a lot of effort and time into Uncyclopedia. DGNeree is not. I am well aware of the details of this whole story. Second thing, I usually only allow people who contribute to this site (or at least know how to set their signature) to tell me to be "ashamed" of myself. So I'll say it once more - if DGNeree ever wants to be unbanned, he needs to talk with the banning administrator who is, suprise! Not even Manticore. As for you, I'd recommend avoiding from condescending on me in the future. Or at least add something to the wiki before you do so. I tend to react better to that. Case closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:22, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Condescending? *gets dictionary*
“If one condescends on a person, he feels better than the other.”
~ ???
I didn't condescend. Sorry for reopening the case, but a case shouldn't close with a false negative statement.
I have nothing further to add. Feel free to talk with the banning admin. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:55, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Ta!

SP-Orian57 I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Let me geuss, does this make me a "damn tallented homo"? :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:12 1 July 2009

Just talented, just talented. Congrate, mate. You deserve it! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:17, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah thanks, also I hear you normally write the bio thing on the main page, what you gonna say about me? This is just a casual reminder because I'm horifically impatient.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:40 1 July 2009
Be sure to mention Orian's poor fashion sense and unfortunate taste in men. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:48, 1 Jul
I wrote the whole thing, hit the wrong button and it was all deleted. I feel like mutilating someone. I'll write it again later *sigh*. Damn useless Jews. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:35, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Don't feel bad, I'm useless too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:24 2 July 2009
Oh that was good! Was litterally the last thing I was expecting (you know, I manage to forget I'm Scottish from time to time), I loled. Right, now I can compulsively read this every three hours for the next month and bask in my greatness. :P    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:25 2 July 2009
I'm impressed with myself for not saying "gay" or "homo" even once :) ~Jewriken.GIF 19:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Garfield

Dear Mordillo,

I had a look at the Garfield article recently. It looks like you deleted the sample Garfield strips at the end of the article, despite the fact that a lot of them were in the article when it was featured. As well, some of them were hilarious of their own accord. I'd like to restore the funny ones. What think you? YouFang 07:53, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Did I? Sorry, I did a general cleanup and I thought it wasn't a part of the original one. Feel free to restore these parts. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:28, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Sir

Are you still adopting? Do you have the time/inclination to adopt me? --El Sid 18:47, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

I do, but I tend to be a more "do it by yourself and I help you everytime you drop by" adopter, rather than coming over to your page and sit down for a coffee every now and then. If that works for you, than feel free to be adopted. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

edit You!

It's time too aid you Zionist comrades! ... we're rewriting the Uncyclopedia article in Eincyclopedia, and we though you might want to help... here. Do not fail us. RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 11:32, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Zionist conspiracy? Inconceivable! But what are you trying to rewrite - the article about the English speaking Uncyclopedia? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:38, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
yes. RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress?
OK, I'll try to take a look later. How are things there anyhow? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:51, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
pretty good actually, we just finished a project of "exposing" of unworthy articles, and the Einvision contest is almost over, a lot of new users and no more crazy zealots trying to kill us all. for now... RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 11:56, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
/insert compulsory "MUHAHAHA" ~Jewriken.GIF 13:34, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Adoptee Question

I'm not really sure who to ask this, so I spun my special admin spinner and it landed on you. my adoptee (ya know, the one you caught with the "plaigarism" deal, seems to have disappeared completely. His one remaining article hasn't been edited in weeks. It was moved to his namespace by UU, and he hasn't even bothered to fix the link on his page. In fact, he hasn't really had any contributions in a few weeks, even talking. What exactly should I do about this/him? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:36,7July,2009

There's not a lot you can do I'm afraid. You can try and send him an email (if he enabled that) or you can hope he just comes back. A lot of new editors don't last. Out of all of my adopted, only three "graduated", the rest just vanished. It happens, unfortunately. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:39, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
What Mordillo is trying to say, is that you don't want to become his n00b. There is a very, very good chance you will "vanish mysteriously," and likely spend the rest of your days in MORDILLO'S SUPER UNDERGROUND FUNHOUSE OF HIJINKS, HANDJOBS, AND HAND-ME-DOWNS!!! I would stay away. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 13:57, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Then again, two graduates became admins and top writers and one became an utter lunatic. which actually proves your point...err... ~Jewriken.GIF 14:02, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
So if an adoptee disappears, do you drop the adoptee? I don't think there's really anything I can help him with if he's not here. My first adoptee was very good, so I didn't have to put forth tons and tons of effort, so I'm still kind of new to being an official adopter. Also, how do I get someone's e-mail? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 15:58,8July,2009
You don't have to "drop them". If he'll come back, you can help him again. And if not - then not. If he defined an email - you can find it on the talk page, on the left side - "send email" option. But that's only available if he defined one. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:59, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:32, Jul 9

edit thanks

thanks for keeping the harasser away from me, but i wonder, who made that article on me? I really dislike that, thanks, also, i think that there is enough proof that those Ips and spam accounts who edited my pages are anti manchu lobby's sockpuppets, thanks Btzkillerv 21:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Ummmm, Btzkillerv's talk page is still filled with defamatory content (see "barnstar" section). Whoever put it there must have been laughing seeing that Btzkillerv ended up getting blocked in an attempt to get rid of the aggressor.

edit About the feature queue...

You've put "Zombie in the Garden" to be featured Thursday and yet there's nothing for tommorow, was just wondering if that was a mistake or if we have to go back to featuring stuff ever two days, or something.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:25 14 July 2009

It wasn't me! I was those damn smart dynamic scripts. All fixed now. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah right, thanks. Silly scripts and other computer stuff I don't understand. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:37 14 July 2009
I'll tell you a secret, neither do I. I just hit random keys and shit happens. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:43, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
That's not what I do at all. I get the monkey to do it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:45 14 July 2009
You were issue with a monkey?!?! How the hell didn't I get a monkey, I'm a bureaucrat for the love of god! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:51, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
I recon it's got something to do with this "cabal" thing, they screw with you, those guys. Like to say they don't exist and randomly give out helper monkeys. The-- Ack!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:10 14 July 2009
You mean this pretty Winged Monkey Bot, Esq.™ I found laying so cutely in my back garden and nursed to health after my cat attempted to eat it isn't really mine?! You really should ban me for having one when you don't. At least for 10 minutes... Just to prove someone that jokebans can happen when requested... <bad Hebrew>Yafa be'vakasha, Matok?</lousy attempt at pairing up words in Hebrew that'd make sense in English...> ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:46, 14 Jul
Toda raba. Sorry about the grammar, my vocabulary is rather limited. :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:00, 14 Jul
Getting better though! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:37, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm honestly trying my best with all the ten words I know... D: I promise to practice, just as long as you don't frown on me for liking escagrots... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:59, 15 Jul

edit Adopt me

Hi. I'm new to this place. Can you adopt me? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:26 July 15 '09

Of course. But first you must pass the initial adoption worthiness test which is - achieve peace in the middle east. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:38, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Considering Hamas blames the Israeli for corrupting the youth with "love potions", I guess my usual method of cuddles, hugs and kisses wouldn't be helpful... :( -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:35, 15 Jul
Oh, dont worry about that, I'll make an antidote. Just do your free hugs thing Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:01 July 15 '09
You should know by now that women give nothing for free, Moosh... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:37, 16 Jul
Except STDs :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:23 July 17 '09
Which is why I don't have casual sexual relations, and get tested regularly, since I don't trust any gentleman 100%... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:06, 18 Jul

edit Adopt me

I was seeing if you could maybe adopt me too. I don't see any reason why you wouldn't.... *looks at your worthiness test* AH, FUCK! George Bush 19:09, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

/me sneaks quietly out of the room ~Jewriken.GIF 19:41, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
LOOK! MORDILLO IS SNEAKING QUIETLY OUT OF THE ROOM!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:48 15 July 2009
"NOOOOOOOOO..." We can still catch him! Quick, you tackle his legs and I'll stun him with some kisscuddles (actually the events following his wife finding out someone cuddles him might be what clonks him...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:02, 15 Jul

edit Psst

You did the featuring wrong again. I don't mind too much because either way it's another feature for me but it should have been my unscript, it had the same score but was older on the list. :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:59 15 July 2009

I believe you are mistaken sir. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:01, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I thought that's how ties on VFH worked though, the older entry got featured. That's what UU said. I commend you for putting it on the correct day, though, it was just the wrong article. ;)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:06 15 July 2009
Ah. That that gets featured is the one that has the highest score + the highest health. If there's a tie - the one with the higher health (younger one then) gets featured. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:12, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough, UU said it was the other way. The other way makes more sense.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:14 15 July 2009
Sorry, never saw that post. My rational - it it gets 15 votes in five days than it means that more people want to see it on the front page than if it gets 15 votes in 30 days. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:22, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Featuring whatever he wants is the right of all sentient Jews. Jewformers, transform and roll out to Schleppo's bakery where we can get some bagels at a reasonable price. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:51, 15 Jul

edit Could Flutter get a time-out?

Looking at his talkpage, the convo with Gerry is troubling. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:02, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

i think the situation has defused itself. i don't know what he was doing or why he was doing it, but he seems to have stopped. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:16, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Goodie. Nevermind. Perhaps you should ban Gerry then? He seems to be getting out of hand lately. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:32, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
i already got a real ban for retaliating about your hilarious vandalism! and i only have ten minutes of work left to finish the signpost!! and i am not out of hand!!!! you're out of hand! you're out of hand!!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:37, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
See? Look at this guy! He's ready to snap at any minute. Obviously he is in no condition to finish much of anything, let along a syndicated news operation. And he's even blaming me! I, The sweet, innocent, loving Woodburninator. If that isn't evidence enough for you, I don't know what is. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:43, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Shall I ban everyone and their mother? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:46, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
If you touch my mother, I shall get rather testy. I swear it. And you don't want to see me rather testy. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:48, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Request to remove my article from VFH

I presume that should be allowed. I think Methy Nommed it as a joke, but some people seem to like it, for whatever reason. I'd just feel guilty if something that bad got to the front page because of me, you know?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:34 18 July 2009

Done. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:15, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks muchly.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:50 19 July 2009

edit Hi again Grandfather

What do I do (or who does?) with the redirect thingy on my talk page since I moved the page to archive? This is one of the 4 big mysteries in Uncyclopedia. The rest of them are: Humidity, Dry Wit and Metasomething. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:23, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

edit I guess I deserved that

Okay, I'll try to hug, cuddle or otherwise cutiecutiepie just you. (And Mr Luvvy, since you can't block him...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:30, 19 Jul

edit You deserve this


In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Heart anim Huggybear Heart anim

-- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:14, 19 Jul

edit From The Times...


"...five rabbis were among 44 people arrested across New Jersey yesterday when federal agents cracked an alleged Sopranos-style crime ring..." Kosher Nostra? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:37, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Now this is an article begging to be written! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:50, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
It is rather, isn't it? Up for a collaboration? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:59, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
HA! Do drop a line if I can be of assistance in this endeavor. Hilario x50 waiting to happen. --THINKER 09:04, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Further amusing JewNews - "The Wailing Wall now has its own Twitter address, allowing believers around the globe to tweet their prayers, get them printed and then placed between its 2,000 year-old-stones." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:33, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
By all means, fellow Jews, let the Kosher Nostra live! Fire away! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:21, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Started it - got an image (a slightly altered version of the one on this page...oh hnag on, no it isn't - forgot I updated the picture) so far and am currently trying to think of some good gags. I'd ask the Uncyc community in general, only last time I mentioned gags they showed me some studded leather things that looked a bit frightening. Do add anything you can think of, chaps :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:09, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Got anything else you want to add to it? I think I'm pretty much done now, so I'll go live later if neither you nor Thinker have any ideas for improvements. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:14, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Ah ha, there you are - have you been letting that real life stuff you keep complaining about get in the way of editing Uncyclopedia again...? I love the new additions, especially Reservoir Hasidim, by the way. Oh - and happy 15th of Av before I forget. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
You mean, happy Tu Be`Av to my Missus. That's the thing about being a Jew you need to celebrate two valentines! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:28, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Why do you think I chose a shiksa instead of a nice Jewish girl? Saves money - only need to buy the one box of chocolates every year. Now that's Yiddisher klugschaft :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:52, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
You have a shikse?! Lucky bastard! O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 15:08, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
You think? I only have to think about going to the pub or what have you instead of being home Friday evenings for the candle lighting and I get a lecture of what a pity it'd be if 4000 years of culture died out just because people like me would rather be getting drunk. A Jewish girl would understand that it doesn't matter whether our generation pays attention or not, no matter how old we get there'll always be millions of Jewish mothers and grandmothers keeping the old ways going. Though on the upside, she did let me see her wrists and hair early on in the relationship, the filthy little madam. I had to sit down in a darkened room for an hour, just to slow my heartrate down to safe levels. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:19, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
That reminds me - I told her what shiksa actually means a couple of weeks ago. She wasn't impressed. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:23, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:51, 25 July 2009 (UTC)


congratulations. you have single handedly ruined everything i was fighting for. i wrote a few comments on the page. that guy changed it. i tried to revert it back and every time he would just revert it back. and then you with all your almighty power, decide to swoop in and let him win, while in the process letting him destroy an extra 1/10 of the article!?! bravo. you have just taught me that nothing is good unless he who has power thinks it is good. fantastic. hope you're happy! you've ruined my faith in comedy. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wrathclaw (talk • contribs)

Aren't you being just a tad dramatic? Fighting for the freedom of comedy? Please. Anyways, in case you didn't notice, I didn't take sides I was ending a very annoying revert war in which non of you bothered talking to each other. Talk it over on the article talk page. If he's not responding by the time the protection is over, place your version on the page. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:38, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
im being a bit dramatic huh? the freedom of comedy is an important thing and without it laughter doesnt exist. anyway, ive decided to talk it over with him. you happy? having to solve everything without violence come on! thats not what this world is about!The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wrathclaw (talk • contribs)
The freedom of comedy is not set according to squabbles over an article in a humor wiki. I'm glad you decided to talk with him and good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Please sign those comments on talk pages and so on. What's it with people who don't follow common courtesy rules these days?. Oh... 'dilly. I'll be dropping shovav off at the kitty sitter today, so I'll be awayawayaway... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Luvvy (talk • contribs) 08:03, 27 Jul
Send him my regards, and make sure you bring him a very nice ham when you come back! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:06, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
I won't! My cat eats more kosher food than I do! /me makes mental note to have a shrimp sammich today for lunch... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:11, 27 Jul

Hey, 'Dillo (can I call you 'dillo?), we're sort of in a stalemate. Could you swoop down with your adminly powers and wrangle out a compromise? Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:35, Jul 27

edit Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles

Hi Mordillo,

I left a message at Mhaille's talk page but I'm not sure how active he is these days. Do you know who I could talk to about the possibility of adding UN:REQ to either the navigation or community sidebars? I'm assuming User:Sannse could help out with this but she seems to be inactive at the moment. Before I forget, I've been fooling around with a new award template specifically for articles created from UN:REQ. Is Uncyclopedia:Vote for awards, decorations and honours still being used though? MadMax 13:26, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Hya Max - you can change the sidebar through this link. Also, yes, we're certainly using the awards thingy. Let me know if that helped! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:10, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Wow, I didn't know about that! Thanks. :) MadMax 19:55, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

edit oscar wildeizms

hi mordillo, i just had a couple of questions on one of my recent undertakings. said undertaking is the following: i am sick of seeing pointless oscar wilde quotes spammed all over the place, and i would like to remove the bad ones. the point of quoting oscar wilde on uncyclopedia is to use wit to twist an actual wilde quote, or otherwise make it seem as though wilde may have actually said something related to the subject. a good example is Taxonomy. however, a vast majority of wilde quotes are, to put it bluntly, really dumb. examples of this can be seen in Baltimore, Maryland, Astrology, and Australian Football League. based on Category:Oscar_Wildeizms, there are over 3,200 of these quotes in the mainspace, and i'd like to get rid of the bad ones. so my first question is whether or not you think this should be allowed or if it is a good idea. my other questions have to do with the process, so i'll leave it at that for now. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi Gerry. Generally speaking I'm all for improving Oscar Wilde quotes, I think we owe the man some justice. The only thing that worries me is that the last time we declared a "quoticide", we had editors basically just removing quotes without really taking a look at the content. Loads of good quotes were removed. So we need to think of a smart way to do it. Got any ideas? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:25, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
i'm thinking i'd like to tackle this one as a solo endeavour, rather than attract less experienced users who might do exactly what you mentioned and remove quotes without truly evaluating their merit. basically, i think anything witty can stay (for example i really like Arizona), and anything that's just a statement (such as Backgammon) i'd get rid of. might this method get the non-existant Cabal Seal of Approval? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:40, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, don't about that cabal you speak off, but I don't have any issues with that. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:17, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
great. so, on to my method. it seems simply removing the {{Template:Wilde}} template from articles isn't good enough, as many of the quotes are stored in subpages of {{Template:Wilde}} itself. for example, Template:Wilde/1846a. if i deem a quote unnecessary, should i list the subpage on QVFD, or leave it as-is? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:05, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Hold on, are you actually editing the articles themselves or the the template? You lost me there. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
say for example i want to remove the oscar wilde quote from Avril Lavigne. i remove the template from Avril Lavigne itself, but Template:Wilde/Avril Lavigne still exists. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:19, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Bloody hell, that's the first time I've noticed that happens. I wonder it that's created automatically or someone did that manually. We'll have to check that. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:49, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
i'd assume it's 'created manually', but i'll run some tests today and find out. there's a shit-ton of them if you check the prefix index, though, and a lot of them have been removed already. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:05, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Mordillo, we need you!

Can you join the fucking Goa Tse Clan please! We need admins in my usergroup! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:47, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Goats clan? I'm not that fond of goats. But thanks for asking. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:44, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Block log...

Hi boss, I was going to have a chat to TKF but he seems to have been blocked. Just prior to he blocked Projectjulio‎ for vote fraud, but I get the feeling looking at it that it was done out of stupidity, not spite. (I sure as hell didn't ask for him to vote twice on POOF.) I'm not saying that he should be unblocked, but I wonder if TKF was a little trigger happy. Pup t 09:34, 2/08/2009

I gave him limited pardon, unless TKF feels it's appropriate to reban him for a reason I missed. Also, you can't really block an admin you know, we just unban ourselves. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:32, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, sort of on a similar topic, I presume it was because he started removing the QFA template from articles (well Neurotic at least), it's not bad that I reverted him is it?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:35 2 August 2009
It will probably lead to a month long ban or something like that. I wouldn't revert him - better to drop him a line. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:37, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah but... If I've got you on side...?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:40 2 August 2009
One thing I will never do (or try very much to avoid) is to get into a fight with another admin. Especially with TKF since we both god admined in the same go and did a lot of joined stuff in the past. So it's really is better that you talk with him, he's one of the good guys. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Ok. But if he bans me for any sort of ridiculous time will you unban me?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:46 2 August 2009

edit Thx for the pardon

Thx good sir for sparing me from the gallows...and the guillitine...and from the first season of "Will and Grace." I'd take the first two any day over the last one projectjulio 19:12, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Indeed Will and Grace is a difficult one. I hope you never need go through that ordeal again. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:46, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Drama

I hate drama. And I don't even know what I did wrong. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:32, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

You were born? You live in Belgium? What drama? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:33, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
The one that just gave me a headache. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered seeing a doctor? Taking some pills? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:36, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
I don't have to take pills because other people give me a headache! What kind of defeatist way of life is that? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Au contraire, you say that you will not take their shit any longer and you will use any means necessary, including drugs, to over come the headaches they cause you. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:44, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, the drugs sound nice. Though the fact I'd be taking them to countermeasure some headache caused by others would make it less enjoyable in the end. It'd make me feel like those others are somehow in control of my life. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:34, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit It would seem as though there's no feature for today

Not that I'm singling you out in particular, but you're the one that changes the features most of the time, and the last time I made a forum topic I was told to just ask an admin directly. Anyway, just bringing the fact to your attention. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:52, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

OK, to give an explanation once and for all. If there's no feature for some reason - it's usually because I didn't get the time to do it and someone else wasn't around to follow up. You don't need to remind us every single time. I am, for one, very much aware when there isn't one. But, you know, sometimes the concept of "life" gets in the way. Thanks for the heads up anyway. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
You have no life! You're an Uncyclopedia Admin. We ARE your life. Now go ban some n00bs. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:42, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit wildeizms research

okay, so i added a wilde quote to Nuclear warfare, but no kind of subpage of Template:Wilde was created auotmatically. it seems these subpages are used at Uncyclopedia:Wilde as quotes by topic, and once they are created manually, they show up on the indexed quote pages, like at Uncyclopedia:Wilde/N. so for now i'll just remove bad oscar wilde quotes from the mainspace, because that doesn't require any sort of admin powers, and we can revisit those subpages down the road possibly. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:33, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good. We can always do a clean up of the template/subpages later on. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:41, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
great. thanks again for all of your admin-ly wisdom. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:43, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
I dunno, I think you did all the work and I was mainly twiddling my thumbs and taking all the credit. As usual. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:10, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
And that is admin-ly wisdom... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:17, Aug 5

edit Who's in charge here?

Are you in charge here?--Enemyatthegates 01:42, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Noise complaint again Mordillo? I'll try to get the guys to quiet down a bit, but Zombiebaron just got that 7th shot in him, and you know how he gets when he hits number 7. Terrible drunks we have around here. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:45, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

No complaint My machine's interface is horrible with this website and I was wondering how I might Improve interface.--Enemyatthegates 01:49, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Hm, what machine are you currently using? Have you tried adjusting the resolution? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:52, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

It's not the res. I'm using a Cargio 15X mainframe system conected to an Hp desktop.--Enemyatthegates 01:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Somone has been on my system

Okay, I just clicked off the internet and logged back on after a few changes, interface is fine now. But I recieved an email from myself aparently that read; "The Hungarian phrase meaning can you direct me to the railway sation, is here translated by the English phrase, please fondle my bottocks." and it had a looped photoshoped video of two German soldiers kicking eachother in the nuts. now I remeber the video, I made it, but deleted the video after disliking it, and the phrase is from Monty Python. Just in case someone has been playing on my system, would you kindly mind searching the site for the looped video. I'll search the other sites I am a member of. if you find anything please let me know. Btw I'm not a volitile person, I hate being mean, even if somone was on my system, I wouldn't harrass them, I'd just make em' swear they'd never get on again plus preform an IP block.--Enemyatthegates 02:12, 6 August 2009 (UTC)talk

I have no idea what any of this means. Also this isn't my talk page.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:30 6 August 2009
alright read my statments in the above section.--Enemyatthegates 02:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)talk
Now I'm even more confused. Also take note of formatting, use one more colon (:) than the person you're replying to used. Also this still isn't my talk page.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:38 6 August 2009
I'll have to reiterate what Orian said. I have no idea what you need or what is the problem you're facing exactly. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
look on Orian's talk. There are two huge paragraphs with buttloads of details about my system and what they could do to it. Btw It's 4:40 A.M. and I've been running IP sweeps on my hard drives all bloody night.--Enemyatthegates 09:49, 6 August 2009 (UTC) talk
I read it and I still don't understand what you need. Do you think someone is trying to hack your system via this website? If that's the case, you need to talk with sannse who represents the hosting company. Otherwise, I'm afraid we can't help you. Also, never heard of that MF, only company that manufactures MFs, as far as I know, is IBM. Also, what are you doing using a MF as your PC?! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:08, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
No need now. One of my sweeps targeted 3 alien Ip adresses, and I took look at the coding, none of them are from this website. They are coded with "Dot Dash" language except for the inital numbering and the XYZ. what I might do right now is isolate the Ip adresses and encrypt a serize of codes to the Hard Drive they were found on making it to where if my MF detects any of the isloated IP's My computer will crash the intruding system. and about my MF, Cargio's are custom MF's, I use one because I work for a local radio and TV station as a transmiter and I wanted to be able to work from home when I am too sick to go into the station. so I'll begin working on the codes now. One more thing, my brother just ran a thermometer around the back of my neck, 109 Farenheit, if that gives you a vauge idea of how protective I am of my equipment.--Enemyatthegates 10:45, 6 August 2009 (UTC) talk
Oh well, I'm glad it's all sorted now. Also - hiya Mordillo! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:55 6 August 2009

edit Would you like...

...yet another userbox to add to your collection? I just made a quick one (translation: "stole someone else's and hacked it up a bit") to have as alternative to the Jewish user one - feel free to make any improvements if you want it for your page. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

haha! Most certainly sir, I will do. I am hoping that you're OK with me claiming some credit for the article? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:28, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It's 40% yours, 40% mine and 20% TKF's and Socky's, as far as I'm concerned - which is a good thing otherwise I wouldn't be able to vote for it on VFH due to my self-imposed don't vote for your own articles rule - and I'm crediting it to all four of us in my bibliography and userpage. Multiliteralist is doing some sort of improvements on the Mohel image, by the way - I rather like what he did with the exploding mazuzah. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I still think we need a "dipping into the cholent" pic. It would be absolutely horrible. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Or maybe Kill Moishale?! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I've been thinking we could do with something down that end of the article too, just to balance out the image-heavt top end if nothing else. I like the idea of a cholent one, but Kill Moishale would be a lot easier since it could be an adaptation of the Kill Bill cover. I'll spare it some thought - any ideas yourself? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Maybe put a wig on top of Uma Thurman? Give her candlestick instead of a sword? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:37, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Before I begin...

Before I begin working, as it will take the rest of the night and into tomorrow night and I wouldn't have a chance for a while, I would like to apologize for freaking out all over the place. When this mess is over I outta write an article about Cargio MF's.--Enemyatthegates 11:12, 6 August 2009 (UTC) Talk

Yeah, definitly stick around. But be warned we almost never take anything seriously. Unless the domain changes (look at me acting like I know what I'm talking about) or adverts invade. Then we get pissed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:16 6 August 2009
There was that one time I called you gay, Orian, and you were all hysterical about it...~Jewriken.GIF 13:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
When - I never get hysterical! You're just being bigoted, Jew. (Or are you joking?)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:26 6 August 2009
Me? Joking? On a humor wiki? What would they thing of next? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:44, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
lol, I was making a joke.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:46 6 August 2009
I wrote that article the link is above. --Enemyatthegates 13:56, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Air Raid!

Alright guys, I just got done on ebay, I bought two Cylindrical fluted Air Raid sirens to play with. here's a link to youtube where you can hear this type; [[1]] --Enemyatthegates 15:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC) Talk

I just searched for Air Raid, and Air Raid Siren. There is a article about neither. Permission to wirte an atricle on this topic. (Unless you think it's a terrible idea). --Enemyatthegates 16:28, 6 August 2009 (UTC) Hissy Tantrum
You know how T.I. wrote that song "Whatever You Like?" Well, on Uncyclopedia, you can pretty much write whatever you like. Go ahead and write all them articles. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:43, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
And like Weird Al you can pretty much rewrite "Whatever you like".    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:46 6 August 2009

edit How to renominate AFTER getting a good Pee Review?

You once wrote to me about this. I had nominated these two Kriptonite and IBauer. But they got bumped because no Pee Reviews. Well I GOT Pee Reviews for both of them. Now, how to renominate? Any help appreciated.--Funnybony 19:55, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Hya, if you got a pee review you can just self-nominate on VFH. Usually I'd recommend making sure you get a positive review before nominating, otherwise it would be just shot down. Good luck! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:57, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Offensive image?

User:Miley Spears has left me a message about a questionable image on User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays's userpage. I wasn't really sure how to handle it since its not a blatant shock/gore image and it's being used in userspace only. MadMax 08:17, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Not a clear answer on this one. Although you can say that he put up this picture simply because he wants to piss people off, it's in his userpage and it's borderline. I'd keep an eye on this one to see that it doesn't turn into something more nasty. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Congratulations...

...on the featured article! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:43, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, oh g_d father! It was fun working with you on this Jewish project! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Wasn't going to bother since you're equally as responsible for the article as I am (or so I'm going to tell Rebbe Schneerson when he posthumously kicks my arse, anyway), but it seemed unfair when everyone else has one. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:20, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm always up for more templates :) ~Jewriken.GIF

edit Request

Can you remove my Quentin Tarantino article from the VFH queue, please? All the Against votes have been expressing more-or-less the same criticism, and as such I'd like it off the queue so I can revise it at some point in the near-future and hopefully improve it. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:29, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:54, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:08, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

edit REquest

Can you move my Mint Jelly article onto the VFH queue, please? All the Against votes that I haven't gotten yet on that article hurts my soul. I have no plans to revise it, or improve it. Please? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Request

Thought I'd make it 3 in a row, on the CUN can I have a UK flag next to my name as I'm quite proud to be British. Cheers. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 11:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

stuff like that you can just do.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:01 13 August 2009
Do you mean the Order thingy? Feel free. Even though I wouldn't know why you're proud of being British. All British are wankers. And the Scots are dominated by wankers. There, I managed to insult both of you. I can now return to my home planet. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:10, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
It's colonised by wankers. They're ruled by effete arseholes, Tommy. Note to self - must watch Trainspotting again soon. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:13, Aug 13
 :'(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:30 13 August 2009

edit Flimbo's Quest

Was a really quite derivative and bland platform game on the Amiga in the early 90s. Also: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker! Carry on. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:54, Aug 13

I'm afraid I was never an Amiga person. My first quest ever was King's Quest 1. Ah, those were the days...~Jewriken.GIF 13:40, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, if we're talking about first quests, mine was probably Castle Quest (at the foot of the page) - now that's what I call nostalgia! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:55, Aug 13
I'd though it was Leisure Suit Larry! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:17, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Leisure Suit that's a blast from the past. How about Chucky Egg on the Spectrum? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:19, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
I found the BBC version of Chuckie Egg superior, TBH. And I always stayed away from LSL - never intrigued me. And I've just remembered Granny's Garden] on the BBC Micro - running, sneezing dragons, woodcutters, eeeevil witches: now that was a quest... --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:29, Aug 13
LSL....Ah, it all comes flooding back... Ken sent me... Pup t 10:31, 14/08/2009

edit The Foreign Office

Hi Mordillo, I was hoping to transfer The Foreign Office to a more prominent position anyway, but do you think you could fast-track the process? Or at least suggest to me what I can do to move it somewhere other than my user page. Some people seem to be a bit reluctant to partake because it's still on my user page and hence doesn't seem like we're taking it seriously at all (regardless of whether you are or not, some people are ;)). Could a portal could be created for it? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 08:44, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

There you go. Looks good and official now. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:57, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Let Someone Else Do It

Thanks for the notice in my Inciclopedia´s talk page. It´s a great new! --DJ Nietzsche 18:01, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

De nada. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:35, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Yo grandpa

Just thought to inform you I restarted my drawing training, and consequently am now open to requests. Naked/semi-naked human body is the subject - but for purely artistic reasons. In other words, authors in need of images where sexy/unsexy humans are portrayed, with props or without, can get them drawn/painted in mixed media until I'm good enough and don't want to give them away for free any more. Gonna post this on forum too. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 15:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

edit More Undead Thanksplate!

UnBooksDaddytheresazombieinthegarden Doug would like to thank you! Again!

For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:26 15 August 2009

edit Man Law

Maybe or maybe not are you aware of the comercial man law? Well it doesnt matter. Im in the process of compiling a list of every official man law out there and I need to think of a good way to integrate them into an article. The list is here Man Law. Suggestions wanted and necessary. Piemuffin 03:40, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Not aware of it (although some of the rules there make perfect sense!) but the way it currently looks, a huge list, it's going to make it. You need to build a story around it. Let's say, the man's crusade to battle woman's total domination over the planet? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:32, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
I say we kill them all. Who needs em?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 07:41 17 August 2009
Well nice idea Mordillo, and do you mean a story at the top and bottom or integrated between laws? Piemuffin 21:44, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Overwriting

Hi, I'm not quite sure what you're referring to, what did I overwrite? Mr. Blotto? Was there already one? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 13:32, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
You didn't, I just wanted to make sure that doesn't happen in the future. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:35, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Ah I see, no problem, I'll always check. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 13:37, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi again, some Italian thugs just beat the shit out of me and told me that unless I put a link to this Nonciclopedia:Walk_of_Shame/Immagini on the VFP page, they'd be after you next! I tried editing it but it's protected and stuff, so I can't. Any chance you could help me out? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:13, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Prego. And while we're at it, tell them that their interlink is pointing at the wrong page. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:32, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Sure, where should it be pointing? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:02, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
it should point to Uncyclopedia:VFP. They're pointing currently at one of the subpages. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:52, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

edit 432 Hours

Is 18 days. So I'm only as harsh as you. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:34, Aug 18

Smart ass. I'm so frustrated now I'll go and block Orian, he seems to be the new Cajek anyway. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:37, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
You could block me, since I've been gone for weeks again... :o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:30, 18 Aug

edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:00, Aug 18

edit VFH question

If there's a four-way tie (as there is at the moment), what's the tiebreaker? I thought I saw something about older articles being given precedence, but I can't find it. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:04 19 Aug 2009]

OK, it just became hypothetical. But what would have been the tiebreaker? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:08 19 Aug 2009]
If I can speak for Mordillo, and I can't, it sometimes depends on the Admin who grants the feature that day. When there is a tie, some give the oldest one precedence, and others give it to the article with the highest health, i.e. the newest one. I think the rule technically states the feature goes to the one with the highest health. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:24, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
The most sex. Yes. Always the article written by the user who has given the most sex to the admins. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:51, Aug 19
Certainly the most sex. But I would say that the one with the highest health will win, not the oldest one. If you an article that took 25 days to reach 15 votes for and you have one that took 2 days to reach the same number, it's obvious to me that more people would like to see the latter on the front page. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:18, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Certainly does make sense. Thanks for the answers, everyone. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[12:21 19 Aug 2009]
That means that if I'd actually manage to get my ass to writing an article that ends up on VFH, I'd have no chances whatsoever, since Mordillo blocks me whenever I act even remotely flirtatiously towards other admins ^_^
Which reminds me of why I should probably wander off to someone else's talk page and be cuddly. My ban quota's running low... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:47, 20 Aug

edit A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Thank you for supporting the Firefly article! <sarcasm style="obvious">Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on Serenity (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).</sarcasm> But thanks anyway! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:09 23 Aug 2009]

edit UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:12, Aug 24

edit RE: Front Page

Yes, I admit I was out of line--sorry about that. I made a point to apologize to the potentially offended parties. However, I just want to say it was not--as so many seem to think--about me "getting my feature", or whatever. I'm not that big a crybaby. As you probably know from my half-dozen forum topics, I get anal-retentive whenever the front page isn't changed on time, regardless of whether the next one up is mine or not. I like things done on time to the point where it's a fault (and believe me, this isn't the only area where this manifests). So yeah. The fact that there were two admins online at the time who both knew of the situation yet didn't do anything I suppose compounded my annoyance. Could I have just dropped it? Yes, absolutely. Could Modus have just changed the front page? Probably, yes. So yeah. However, I'm not going to take the matter any further, nor further defend any of my comments or whatever. It's done, and I'm sorry for being a dick. I admit that I was at fault, and that I shouldn't have pursued the matter as far as I did. Furthermore, I don't want this whole issue to sour your opinion of me, if possible--I respect you a great deal (by Uncyclopedia standards, at least), so yeah. I'll try to be less anal about the front page (as well as various other things). In summation, I'm sorry, and it won't happen again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for that. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:02, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Yep. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:33, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Why do you hate me?

Look, I didn't know she was your girlfriend. And she drugged ME! I'm the victim here, not you! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:05, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah yeah. And next thing you'll say would be that you didn't even like it. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:18, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, her second penis did make it awkward, but I did enjoy it. I'm not going to lie. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Did you find that extra nipple in the back? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:23, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
No sir. She had me pinned to the ground the whole time. I didn't get the chance to explore. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
You mean that neither of you have worked out what she can do with that second penis yet? You haven't lived! Pup t 22:04, 27/08/2009
I have told you all this before. If it's got a penis it's not a girl. No matter how perky that third nipple may appear. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:06, Aug 27
Damn it. And here I was living in my own little universe. You know what Mrn? Shut the fuck up. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:08, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

edit lololol noodz

Couple of questions:

  1. I know we don't have any policy here at Uncyc, but just judging from what I've seen, it seems that we generally don't allow nude photos, except for models or Modusoperandi. Someone just uploaded an uncensored image on top of a previously censored version that was used in an article. Any thoughts on that? I don't like the idea of having NSFW content without warning, but reverting the change will leave the thumbnails.
  2. Can I have rollback? Pretty please with organic cane sugar on top? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:43, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the heads up! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:46, 28 Aug
What, did I do something wrong? Is Mordillo not supposed to know about the Super Secret Girlie Page? Hey Mordillo, don't click that first link up there! It's, um, really boring! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:48, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
No, I meant thanks for the heads up on the newest addition to that secret page. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:11, 28 Aug
Not really a clear policy, but there needs to be a really good reason for a nude picture. This one wasn't. Also, for rollback you need to write a short essay explaining what evil activities you shall perform with it and what do I personally get out of it. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:18, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, I requested this from Codeine back in April, but he was more serious about his hiatus than I had thought. I've had a conversation about this with MrN over IRC, and I've read the documentation provided on Wikipedia. Really, I just want it so I can save myself a few clicks when reverting vandals before reporting them to UBP. Being faster will help me avoid edit conflicts with other users, which really wastes time because at least one of us should be writing. (Yeah, I do stalk recent changes when I can't think of anything to write.) And with Sannse's recent update, I'll be able to save admins a little work when it comes to reverting move vandalism. You personally will get 72 virgins and the audio book "Jihad and You: Fighting the Demons Within and Without". A $60 dollar value absolutely free! But call within the next 20 minutes, because our operators can't do this all day. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:24, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Convincing enough. Enjoy your new plunger. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:14, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, man. You're way cooler than that one 'crat who's a Jew. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:01, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

edit primeira aparição do vírus na internet

Hello, I'm sysop PAULOPIRATA Desciclopedia of Brazil, better known as PAULODVDRW, I'm crossing here!

I was infected with swine flu of their Mexican neighbors also

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Hugs my friendsBrasilbandeiraPAULOPIRATACaveiradvd Talk 23:05, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Welcome! Welcome! Please enjoy our unnaturally large piñatas (I know it's not Brazilian, I was looking for an excuse to say that) . Also, Nikon? I'm fairly disappointed. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Oy vey! Treif! Argh! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:20, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Whys and HowTos

I'll soon have a lot less time to edit Uncyclopedia, but I should at least be able to change the HowTo and Why features monthly. I can't ensure bi-monthly though. Maybe someone else can take the job for the other half of the month. If people would tell me suggestions of good-but-not-featured articles that'd make things a lot easier, of course.

Anyways, I'm gonna change the features within a couple minutes and I'm also wondering about your opinion of the articles. HowTo:Get To Sesame Street and Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother? Are they good enough, you think? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

They all look good really. I'll have to think of someone who is not too busy and can help you. Any ideas? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:10, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
No one in particular. It could be anyone, really. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:24, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Dead Doggie

Please forgive me my n00bness. I know you were just doing your job in removing VFH from UnNews:Police shoot pet Chihuahua dead after giving it warning‎. But it's still on the VFH page. Could you remove it from there too? Also I don't know if this is breaking a rule or not, but a couple editors here told me sometimes something is voted down for VFH but still appears as a link on the front page as UnNews. Maybe I'm beating a dead horse (or dog), but is this possible for it to be considered for that if I make the date on the article current? It's based on a true story that happened in June, so it's not really current anyway. Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:42, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Lo, if you look at the VFHS page there's a purge link over there. If you press that, all removed items will be actually removed. Otherwise it'll take about 30-40 minutes to disappear. As for the Unnews, I'm afraid we don't encourage bumping the dates on Unnews, but you can ask Zim when he's around, he might be OK with it if the piece is good enough. Good luck! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Dear Dr. Huffer

Did you know you're one of the 9.5 people who huffed the article Pedobear because it sucked? Now you do. (I say 9.5 because one huffed it twice. And yes you're all getting this message). Well I'm trying to write an article that won't be huffed. I know I'm treading into dangerous territory, but I've gone into Huff Land before and survived. If you have any suggestions, I'd love to see them at Talk:Pedobear. Thanks! Danger Girl Miley Spears (talk)

As long as you put something original and well written, I don't see any problem with it. Just put a close watch over it so it doesn't come back being the mountain of dung it was. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:08, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

edit another true thank you

while i'm thinking of it: dearest mordillo,

you, sir, are one of the major reasons this site continues to function. without your constant monitoring and such, we'd all be dealing with several dozen bushels of sheep and struggling with silly english conversion units in order to exchange said sheep, or something equally as confusing. anyway, you really don't get recognized often enough for the really outstanding work you do, so: thanks, from an average uncyclopedia user, for everything, and keep up the good work. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:10, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
WHY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF....oh damn, sorry, I didn't notice you actually said something nice. Thank you sir! It's users like you who keep me going through the cold hours of the night. That and loads of single malt. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncylopedia...Connection

      • with the help of Rebbe Moishe and Mullah Nasruddin, a confused Arab Jew attempts to negotiate with Time *** Finally it is 12:35 GMT time -I can connect with Uncyclopedia again and no longer have the sickening sensation of every finger being sliced off at the same time by, ***gargling on the baba ghanoush had for dinner *** an admin?!?

Firstly, mortified grovels are due. I, an unworthy and very much humbled noobie by the conflicted name of SufiyaFatimaLevi, grovel in mortification before the all-powerful admin of Uncyclopedia, Mordillo (or is it Mordildo -it seems to change every few seconds- pardon me...). I should have realised that I am not worth enough bubkes to attempt to thwart the quote-deleting powers of an admin. Indeed, reverting an admin has caused such adverse effects to my health ranging from the sickening sensation of finger-slitting (ah the allurements of alliteration), to the attempt to murder time with non-existent self-righteous monkeys (quote from Khalid Hosseini). Once again for Mordillo (or Mordildo) Seig Heil!

Anyway, suavities to the diktator aside...(pardon me again -oligarch might be more appropriate) do you think we could just go through the quotes you have taken such exception to on the Muslim page one by one, and see which ones of them has chutzpah, while other ones are, like my wretched self, not worth bubkes? Or, since I am myself supremely unworthy, perhaps you could find some more experienced individuals to review them, and stick with the ones that work? Although I do agree that too many quotes can indeed be fatal, a little more can be rejuvenating. Being myself a cultural Muslim (but became an infidel aged 10) living in America, I do have some experience on where the humour buttons of my community are niched, and in the quotes I manufactured I have tried to use my knowledge of stereotypes in my culture to produce what I think Uncyclopedia is for: satire. But naturally, being a noobie implies that I am far too often a schmendrik, and this limits what quotes I could produce -but still, a little bit of discussion about which ones are OK and which ones are all schmaltz and no substance won't harm anyone...(voice becomes increasingly infantile as the Arab Jew slinks into foetal position in her chair)... will it...?

BTW I DO worship Sophia. So much so that she is part of my name (spelt Sufiya because Arab Jews are too mixed up to spell).

SufiyaFatimaLevi 13:01, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

In the early history of Uncyclopedia, so early it was before the age of bronze, and we were sitting arounds in caves carving words of wisdom into beds of rock, every article had 23.4 quotes in average. Most of the were Oscar Wilde quotes, some were obvious Captain Obvious jokes and the vast majority were utter crap. We cleaned the place up, and we try not to accumulate vast numbers of quotes on articles. Some quotes were good, so I left them but quotes as "it's the religion of piece now take the sword" etc. are a bit too obvious and does not add so much value into the article. Feel free to put a reasonabole amount of quotes on an article, just don't overdue it with a dozen. Now go and light a candle on my alter. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For the semi-protection of that one thing. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:01, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Shut the fuck up. That's the modern version of "my pleasure" ~Jewriken.GIF 08:09, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
That's what I wish she would say... /cries. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:33, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Xicotencatl II Axayacatl

Greetings and Salutations! I was in belief that the Xicotencatl II Axayacatl fit quite well in the nonsense category as it was most certainly convoluted nonsesne. (uuuuh i know i misspelled at least two things in that last thing there) I meant for it to be an article much like this: Lorem Ipsum. The humor of the article was supposed to derive from the fact that you could'nt understand what was going on. But by looking at the pictures and small written clues that there was some sort of epic story about aztec dinosaur - creatures destroying a city than getting attacked by planes but then the dinosaurs have planes too for some reason. With the epic story concluding with the dinosaurs being nuked thus destroying civilization. Either way this can be discussed on my talk page here: User talk:Unregistered user Unregistered user 23:34, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

You see, if you haven't explained all that to me I would have never figured this out and I assume no one else would. Lorem Ipsum is a known phenomena unlike your article, and we have enough gibberish-like articles floating around. I'm all for the nonsense category, but there's nonsense and there's gibberish. How about you rethink that? Also, if you'd like, I can restore it to your userspace. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:08, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

edit hey

You shouldn't have blocked me. --Docile hippopotamus 08:53, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

Hey! Guessed what! I just did it again! Now listen very carefully because there won't be further explanations when you come back: you do not go around telling admins what to do. If an admin ask you, nicely, to to barge into a conversation, as I did, you stay out. And I'm telling you one last time, if you tell me or any other admin that "we shouldn't have done x", I will ban you indefinitely, I had enough of you. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:41, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
You shouldn't have said "I had enough of you." I think the more correct term is "I have had enough of you." Also, your aroma is upsetting, and you look like one too. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:26, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

You're right. The template was too clunky to begin with. And a kickass job at cleaning it up. I changed back only the background color, but other than that, I kept your design intact. I'll be cleaning up the other MNU template, so you don't need to get off your couch for that one.

No problem. BTW, you might want to start using signature correctly. Read this. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:56, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit One unarguable reason why you'd be a lot better off if you lived here rather than there...

...I've been baking and you could have come round to my house and tasted my delicious רוגלך‎ (that should say "rugelach," by the way, just in case I've got the Hebrew wrong and accidentally written "fat hairy cock" or something :-) ). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:42, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

....Yum yum! You wrote it right actually (even though it's Yiddish originally). Well I got chala I got in the local Jewish store standing on my table since the morning and I've been trying very hard not to munch on it while I'm at work. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:49, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
I want some of that now! Challah (my preferred spelling) is impossible to get here - there's one shop that claims to sell kosher stuff but they actually only do matzah, gefilte fish and hummus - one of the supermarkets does a similar Polish bread called kalke but it's not the same somehow. Whenever the missus and me go to Golders Green we always stock up on it, but needless to say few loaves survive the journey home without having big lumps torn from them for immediate consumption. The rest of humanity can say what they like about us, but it's an undeniable fact that when it comes to making bread we kick everyone's ass! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:17, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4th September

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:41, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Idea for QVFD and/or VFD?

Hi Mordillo,

Do you think it would be a good idea to convert the red linked pages on QVFD, and possibly VFD, with {{Link}} ? I've been going through Special:WantedPages and a lot of the pages are linked to old QVFD entries. I don't think very many of these will ever be created as articles and using this template would get a lot of these names off the wanted pages. It could also be be used as a counterpart to {{VFDc}} for deleted articles on VFD. MadMax 06:49, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Hi Max, I'm not sure I follow - why is it a problem pages in the wantedpages list are linked to QVFD/VFD articles? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:49, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Its not so much a problem, at least not for VFD, but QVFD is creating a huge backlog of red links on Special:WantedPages. The vast majority of these are generally gibberish, like random letters and numbers, but a lot of these were intended to be blocked from creation (vanity, cyberbulling, etc.) as well as non-mainspace titles like orphaned talk pages, duplicate images, subpages and such. There's currently 150,000+ red links on the wanted pages and its becoming very unmanagable. It's also pretty slow to load but that could be just the computer I'm using. Since this will only become more of a problem as time goes on, I thought it might be a good idea to try to and deal with the issue. MadMax 01:39, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

And I was wondering if anyone would have an issue with me going through the QVFD archives and removing all of the vanity entries. Would that be okay? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh! This is precicely a thought I had but didn't know enough about wiki coding to articulate. You have my support, whatever it's worth to you. Also this is Mordillo's talk page.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:55 12 September 2009

edit You suck!

Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:03, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

No no, I'm fucking awsome. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:07, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
If Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome,
and Mordillo is fucking awesome,
then Mordillo is fucking chicken.
The logic is unrefutable. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:49, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Best damn sex I ever had. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:50, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
And now the eggs just kind of fall out. And they've got a transparent shell! The most recent baby chicks are kind of freaky lookin', too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:05, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome

On my welcome template? I can't see any problem visually either on my sig, or on the template. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Sep 6, 13:00

Do you mean that it pastes the code for the sig, if so that's probably a result of the substing. I can try and change it if it's a problem. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Sep 6, 13:04

edit UnSignpost Randomber -26th

In a few words, please think of the box of truffels</noinclude> hostels! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:29, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

edit Move it..

I am already move Yggdra Union: We'll Fight Alone.

edit ITTE featured?

Hey... Olipro put this in the queue, and you've taken it out again. I'm confused, and I'd already started to celebrate. Pup t 22:52, 8/09/2009

edit ITTE featured?

Hey... Olipro put this in the queue, and you've taken it out again. I'm confused, and I'd already started to celebrate. What's happening? Pup t 22:52, 8/09/2009

Yeah, just dropped you a note. OK, the more elaborate reason is that we have a very low voting rate at the moment and that was the reason I wasn't featuring articles for the last couple of days. With the voting rate, there's no justification to fill up the queue for the next three days. Also, we didn't feature articles that went below the double digit votes for a very long time, and I want to draw the line here and go to alternate day featuring before this turns into a "you get 3 votes for you get a feature". Again, sorry that it was your article that got in the way. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:56, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
That's okay... it will make it all better when it becomes a feature because a few more people vote for it. Hey, maybe you should vote for it as a way of making it up to me! And tell all your friends! Pup t 00:32, 9/09/2009
Puppy handled this a lot better than I would. I'm sorry but I'm pissed. Once an article's set to be featured I think pulling it out like that isn't fair. Why do you think you have low voting? Because school started that's why. I haven't voted on "Issac the tank engine" yet but that doesn't matter. Once an article is set to be featured I think it should stay there. That's my opinion. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry I should add Puppy had nothing to do with me posting this and didn't even know I was going to do it. I posted a note on his user page but posted here before he could tell me he agreed or don't do it or whatever. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:02, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
OK, first thing first. Puppy - appreciate you not getting all fussy about it, and now I promise to make time and read it throughly (and hopefully like it!). Miley - I see your point, but sometimes I need to pull stunts which are not popular but, at least in my view, are necessary for the (mental?) balance of the site. With regards to featuring - first of all, and that's a sentiment I'm trying to voice all the time, VFH is not, and should not be the reason people write here. So having an article "unfeatured" is not the end of the world. Also, with regards to why the voting rate is low, I doubt that it has specifically to do with school. First, because from a three years + perspective, we have those ups and downs every now and then (although this one is possibly the worse I can remember). Second, you might be surprised that some of us have graduated school quite some time ago. Bottom line - no reason to be pissed, if it's good enough it'll be featured without cranky old me meddling with it. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:43, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Why?

I see you huffed my sockpuppet Why? I didn't mean to violate some sort of policy. But I've seen several users, including some admins, do this. I thought it was part of the process of making a simpler user name, and didn't mean to break any rule. I'm not sure if I'll stay with what I have now or not. In any case, I know you're just doing your duty and I'll try not to break any more rules today. WHY??? 02:52, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

While I'm here I'll ask you something else (I'm posting this for both Admin Mordillo and for Miley Spears who adopted me). I was nominated for Noob of the Month the first day I got here. By my reading of the rules, I didn't qualify when I was nominated--I hadn't yet written an article. It looks like I qualify now based on Sun Bee, but perhaps my pre-qualification nomination violates the nomination. Also while I'm honored, I'm a little bit uncomfortable with it. I may be a noob here, but I've edited several wikis so am in no way new to wikification. Someone else who's a true noob might miss out. WHY??? 03:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

We are NOT having a discussion about who qualifies as a noob and who doesn't again. You're a n00b... N00B... N00B...N00B! BWAHAHAHA!.
Ahem... excuse me Pup t 03:16, 9/09/2009.
People familiar with wikis typically have a better shot at winning NotM because they're better able to jump in and start doing stuff. Also, nobody cares about the rules, at least not enough to disqualify you retroactively because of something you did although not soon enough but it wasn't really your fault. Feel free to decline the nomination if you're serious. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:12, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, that really helps explain it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't making some kind of trouble for myself and preventing some other really really noob from getting it. I do appreciate the nom and fors, but I don't think I'll go so far as to vote for myself. Now if I were nominated for Supreme Being, I'd vote for me. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:23, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
I feel like there's a chorus of angles standing at my back chanting hosaanas. OK, Why, let's sort it out one by one:
  • Sockpuppets are very much discouraged here. I don't think we have any known sockpuppets of everyday users at the moment. And if I find those I usually ban them. The reason for discouraging socks is obvious - vote rigging etc (even though I know that wasn't your intention). The other reason for removing the link is that you took up two usernames rather than just the one.
  • With your NOTM nomination, I don't see any issue with it at all.
  • You need to fix your sig. Read this and rejoice. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:49, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
I had a chat to another admin going back a little while ago, and got a very different answer. To the point that I have a sockpuppet myself, but purely for the point of somewhere that I can store Templates, etc, as well as an ID that I can have in MSIE while the usual me is in Firefox. If that is the case though, could we firstly get some clarification on what is acceptable use of sockpuppetry, and secondly are you able to axe User:POTR while keeping all the user pages intact, especially given most of these are templates used elsewhere.
Will be axed. The points of you having a "storage place" are really not a valid argument, since you can create infinite subpages under your userpage. Same goes for the IE signin, just use the same username in both, I don't really understand why you need separate usernames on different browsers. What I will do is restore the links to your username, as that username is gone already (since you registered and we can't unregister) but the user itself will remain blocked. As for different opinions, that can't be helped, and admins will always have different opinions on different issues as we try to rely on common sense rather than strict policies. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:58, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
I asked an admin about a sock-puppet and got bad advice. I say something conflicting and raised it to your attention, off the back of a converstion on the mysterious changing FA status, and as a reward I have an IP ban on my home PC for a day. And the reason I uswd it for storage is User:POTR/ROTM was easier to type than User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Template:Reviewer_of_the_Month.
The ban is only a day, true, but that is a sucky over-reaction to something caused by a lack of strict policy. Policy is there to police a community, so that it grows harmoniously. The lack of it here, as well as with the recent VFH stuff up, makes you out to look like an autocrat, which I know that as a general rule, you're not. It has also meant that I have been unable to pick up a PEE to do today, as this is about the last of my mobile internet credit gone.
I understand the reasoning behind the lack of policy, but I disagree strenuously. (And please understand I'm not saying this as an attack on yourself more on a system that has flaws.) Pup t 21:31, 9/09/2009
So calling me an autocrat is not an attack ? First of all, I do apologize for the IP ban, I forgot to tick off the block IP as well. As for the action itself, I don't know when exactly it became an acceptable practice to use sock puppets because it's "more comfortable" or for whatever reason - what is it with "storage" exactly? Why can't you use your own private space? BTW, you didn't "get that as an award", it came out from another conversation, so please don't assign non existing vindictive tendencies to my actions. I realize you may have gotten that advice from another admin, which is fine, and if I'd seen that advice in a public space (on your talk page for example) I wouldn't contradict him/her. The lack of policy is for us to retain a certain amount of chaos, shall we say - artistic chaos? And more importantly not to become Wikipedia (or other Uncyclopedias that are even worse from a bureaucratic point of view). Granted, you'll have some fallouts and some disagreements but we usually work very well together, both users and admins.
Bottom line, sorry again for the IP - but the reason you and me bumped a couple of times is not because I'm an autocrat, it's because I'm over active on the site which also makes me extremely over popular as you might have gathered. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:18, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
okay, I wrote the above first thing in the morning and there was a certain amount of pre coffee in there, so I apologise if it came out as harsh. For the record though, I don't think you're an autocrat - my concern is/was that you may inadvertantly look like an autocrat. In fact I would be the first to defend you against that accusation.
After my morning coffee though. Pup t 07:38, 10/09/2009
Hope it's not starbucks. That's bad for your health. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:51, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wrong! You are an autocrat, fearlessly fighting the evil forces of the decepticrats, confound their deceptive ways. Autocrats, transform and roll out! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:08, Sep 10
In the SCA, autocrat is a respected position. And a lot of work. Also the article on SCA needs a lot of work. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:23, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Typical Tight Jew

Tight with money, tight with VFHs... sheesh.

Actually, truth be told, I just did it to fill up the VFH queue since nobody else was actually bothering to and we had a dead day as a result of that - since you managed to notice though, feel free to keep the queue filled with more worthy shit... preese -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:02, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Oli loves things to be least for the first few hours.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yeah, he did say you became more baggy after a while. Oli - it was actually by intention to keep the queue empty for another day, hope you're not mad. And if you are - I'll be willing to bend over. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you from the trainyards


edit Rashōmon

I was rereading that article and just wanted to say that it's still very funny to read. That's all! Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:32, Sep 9

Thanks Necro, it's my favorite piece, and took me only two years to finish! Btw, what did you think on your front page blurb? ~Jewriken.GIF 06:28, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
I love it! Whorehouse certainly was unexpected, but I'm not complaining :) Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:53, Sep 11

edit Hello

Hi Mordillo, I haven't really ever spoken to you properly since my appearance on Uncyclopedia so good morning/afternoon/evening to you. I have been sent to you from the dreamworld that is the talk pages of Under User following an enquiry about having rollback rights granted to my account. He told me that you were the man to ask, thus here is me, asking you. The only reason I wanted them is because much of my role around here is currently maintenance (at least until I get a bit more spare time, in which case I shall go back over to PEE review, and y'know finish that article I am writing) and I figured this might help me get a lot more done as it is a bit fiddly to do right now. I understand if you decide not to give them to me, and I will forge my way onwards with just the basic undo action. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:22, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Good morning Chief! Although we haven't spoke yet I know your pees very well, might even ask for one soon :). As is the standard approach, before I grant Rollback I need to see a 20 word essay that will convince me of the evil deeds you intend to perform with your new plunger. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:35, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Cquote1 Can I haz them too? I shall be da badass biatch, and onleeh use it for goowd an' ya nao... Roll'n'back'n'stuff an... Cquote2
Okay, to be serious though, you wasted a perfectly good ban during an intense moment of Financial Accounting lecture (I was yawning, now that is intense). No wait, we had a coffee break at that moment, which I spent asleep. If you intend to jokeban me in mornings, you should give me 10-15 minutes, or I won't notice it until half an hour later at RC... :P -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:53, 10 Sep
Ahem: "Forescore and seven years ago, a boy wanted rollback rights, he wanted to revert vandalism and look professional and stuff" (20 words I think you'll find) You wouldn't argue with Abraham Lincoln would you (I think he hated in jokes too, but he just didn't put them in that speech)? Hope that helps. Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:31, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Well, I was hoping more for something like "throw balls of fires and wreck havoc over the universe" but I guess Lincoln is good enough. Enjoy your new plunger. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:27, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit What does it take to be an Admin?

I figured I've been here 8 days, so I must be ready. Seriously, of course I don't qualify, but I'm just curious. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:59, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

"Balls and a general appetite for working without pay". But I don't have 'em, so I don't qualify. I have my doubts about whether or not I'd even ever want such a job. It's voluntary, and I wouldn't get paid. I could earn more money doing something else, something noble, like polishing shoes with my tongue... I think there were some 426 other clauses stuffed with requirements, but I doubt I know 'em all. And there was something about "you don't get to be an admin if you ask to be an admin..." -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:02, 11 Sep
Essentially hard work to be recognized by the community. The process is usually run via a vote in VFS that opens whenever the current admins feel there is a need for more admins. At the moment we didn't have any vote since February. Also, it's a common belief that as soon as you asked that question you disqualified yourself :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:29, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
As eloquently as you put it, gramps, with that logics, you can never give me admin buttons if I ask you if I can be an admin, is that so? :P "Can I be an admin, pwetty please..?" -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:59, 11 Sep

edit Don't forget your Geritol, Grandpa

So, what do I need to know about maintaining the HowTo and Why? sections? What exactly is the procedure? I'll just assume this is the first step in the long overdue process of making me an admin. Also, thanks for killing Jesus. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:41, 10 Sep

Generally updating the feature articles, tiding up the recent lists and keeping the place ticking. Do you want the list of templates for HowTo? (With Why? I'll need to dig it up as I never ran it). Also, you're welcome. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:31, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Ya, that'd be helpful as I'm a generally lazy sod. Also, today's 9/11. I'm sure you had something to do with that. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:46, 11 Sep
It was the other Jews. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:57, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Problem at Forum/IRC

Sorry to bother you again. :) Miley Spears left a message on my talk page about a disagreement between her and EMC on Forum:Imperial Colonization 3: The Revenge. Apparently EMC left a less-then-flattering photo of her and Miley wants it removed. I'm assuming this originated on IRC so I'm not all that familiar with what's going on. My first impression was that it was just some good natured humor (e.g. The Great Keitei Debate) but she seems pretty upset about it. Based on this message, its being worked out on IRC? MadMax 06:17, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Well, of course, that isn't an actual photo of her, emc put that in the IC thread since OptyC was joking (?) about Miley providing topless pictures of herself if IC reached fifty members. emc, seeing this, decided to place that photo of that obese man with a comment that Miley took offense to and tried to change, leading to a minor revert war. For all I know, they have yet to speak to each other on IRC. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 07:31, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Removed it, he was just picking for the sake of picking and it had nothing to do with the forum anyway. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:57, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Miley Spears and Electrified mocha chinchilla: Miscommunication

I realize I'm butting in here, But Miley Spears was the person who welcomed me and adopted me, and I've dealt with these types of conflict resolutions on other wikis. Fortunately, I think I've found the root of the conflict. I've gone through the history of the conflict, and posted my personal conclusion below. Revision as of 21:34, September 11, 2009

On the Imperial Colonization 3:The Revenge page (IC3:TR), Optimuschris had teased Miley Spears, saying she promised she would post some topless pictures if Imperial Colonization got 50 members. Miley joked back. Revision as of 02:48, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, Electrified mocha chinchilla posted a photo of a naked obese man with a caption identifying the man as Miley Spears:

[[File:0 chatroom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[User:Miley Spears|Miley]] IRL. Join the IC so we can see moar n00dz of this hottie. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 02:48, September 12, 2009 (UTC)]] Revision as of 03:07, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, Miley changed the caption with the note "fix this."

[[File:0 chatroom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Do you want to see this pic, or what [[User:Miley Spears|Miley]] has waiting for us? Join the IC and see what she's got! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 02:48, September 12, 2009 (UTC) edited by [[User:A Completely Anonymous User|A Completely Anonymous User]] 03:07, September 12, 2009 (UTC)]] Revision as of 03:13, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, EMC reverted Miley's edit with the note "REVORT! REVORT!" Revision as of 03:22, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, Miley reverted EMC's revert. Revision as of 03:57, September 12, 2009

On the IR3:TR page, after a few intervening edits, EMC replaced the section Miley had added with his original version that said she was the naked overweight man with the note "I WIN U LOZE" Revision as of 04:02, September 12, 2009

On the IR3:TR page, Miley reverted EMC's edit with the note "please stop reverting this I am not laughing >:(" Revision as of 04:04, September 12, 2009

On the IR3:TR page, EMC reverted it again with the note "REVORT" Revision as of 04:06, September 12, 2009

On Miley Spears' talk page, EMC posted a note:. ==HAY U== You're breaking my forum. Stop it naow. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 04:06, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Current revision as of 04:16, September 12, 2009

On EMC's talk page, Miley posted a message:

==Please stop reverting Forum:Imperial Colonization 3: The Revenge== I know you're an oldtimer here I checked. I'm still pretty new. I'm sure you're just joking. But you're insulting somebody you've never even talked to, and continuing to do it. I'm not a celebrity, I'm just a girl who's here trying to help. Other people have joked about me too, but they are people I've talked to here and people who helped me out. They started joking gently and saw if it bothered me or not. It didn't, so they did it even more, which was cool. Now they say I get drunk a lot, which isn't true, or have slept with over 900 guys, which totally isn't true. But that's OK because I joke back with them. After I get to know you, maybe I'll feel different. But I've never even talked to you, and you haven't stopped. Please stop, Ok? Thanks. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:16, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Revision as of 04:17, September 12, 2009

On Miley's talk page, Miley posted a response to EMC's post. She wrote: Please see my note on your talk page. I do not find this funny. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:17, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Revision as of 04:24, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, Miley reverted the Ic page back with the note "Please stop" She also added the section:

==Please stop== *'''Electrified mocha chinchilla''' will you please read my comment on your talk page before you revert this again? I don't even know you, and I do not find this funny. Thank you. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 04:24, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Revision as of 04:34, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, EMC reverted to include the description of Miley Spears as a naked overweight man. Revision as of 04:37, September 12, 2009

On Miley's talk page, EMC posted:

::I'm sorry, but unless that really is a picture of you, there's no offense intended. It's all in good faith. Also, [[Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not|Uncyclopedia is not censored]]. Cheers! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 04:37, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Revision as of 05:15, September 12, 2009

On the IR3:TR page, Miley posted a history of their messages, and added:

People have teased me, but they waited to see if I thought it was funny before they continued. I've told Electrified mocha chinchilla over and over again that I do not find it's funny, and he is continuing to do it. Some of you may think I'm just some stupid girl, but I will not be editing here again until this stops and this user is censured. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 05:15, September 12, 2009 (UTC) Revision as of 05:17, September 12, 2009

On the IC3:TR page, EMC posted:

Talk to me on the IRC. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 05:17, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Conclusion: Miley Spears has gained respect here in a short amount of time, and has laughed at teasing that bordered on harrassment, so she is not some overly sensitive user. Electrified mocha chinchilla is a long-standing user here, and has gained a great deal of respect. So what happened?

My suspicion is that, from EMC's point of view, it was a joking edit war. I'm guessing that EMC did not see Miley's notes on her posts that showed she really was upset. I also suspect that when he removed her post about the problem on the IC3:TR, he did so unintentionally, and didn't even know it was there. When he saw that Miley was upset, he said he was sorry, and stopped.

From Miley's point of view, she may have seen it as a joke first, or not. But she continued to post messages to EMC asking him to stop, and probably thought he had seen them and had reverted her comment asking him to stop purposely. Then, based on her comment, she apparently thought he reverted the page back to the caption she found offensive after he apologized, making his apology seem like a mockery to her. It would seem even more so if, after he ignored her wishes, he then said "talk to me on the IRC." I would imagine at this point talking to him would be the last thing she'd want to do.

Personally, I think EMC was a little forward posting a picture of an naked obese man and claiming, even as a joke, that it was a female user he had apparently never spoken to. But he likely also saw the comments that Miley was joking about posting topless photos, and was simply going along with the joke.

I do believe it would have been wise of EMC to have removed the photo, or to have changed the caption back to one that didn't offend Miley. I notice that Mordillo did that.

And no offense to Mordillo, but I think you missed the boat on this one. From Miley's perspective, she was being harrassed. It's true that I don't believe that was at all EMC's intent, but from her perspective it looks like a valid conclusion. Frankly when I first started looking at this, I was very, very pissed, and was on the edge of threatening to leave if this wasn't resolved myself. But looking at things in order, I think it was simply a misunderstanding. You were on the edge of losing Miley, a valuable editor, and in the future you might want to think about being more considerate of someone who's feelings were very, very hurt.

In my opinion, this was a classic misunderstanding. Thanks for listening. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 09:32, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

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