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--Sycamore (Talk) 14:17, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:18, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
I've not left my computer for months waiting for this, I'm overwhelmed by it...--Sycamore (Talk) 14:25, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
/me applauds Sir SysRq (talk) 14:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)


did something change? it looked fine on my computer. :|

alright, i'll change it. 20:56, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
You are using the whole code instead of putting it in a template. You need to create a sig file under user:sofia/sig and place the code there. After that, change your preferences so in signature you place this: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:sofia/sig}}. And then tick the custom signature box. After that, you just need to put four tildes, and you get your signature without the mess. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:05, 23 February 2009 (UTC)


You smell like diapers.

He smells like a deadly, rotating Ninja Star you silly person.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  09:41, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Is this seriously the best insult you can come up with? Grow the fuck up already and get out of here. Nobody wants to hear your petty complaints about those (not so great, but not absolutely horrible) pages that you've been bitching about since the summer. My God, man. Now hurry up and shit on my chest already. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:30, 25 February 2009 (UTC)


firstly, i must say that you smell decidedly not like diapers. perhaps a bit like the sunset over the pacific in the winter...but certainly nothing like diapers. on a less pointless note, i noticed that Andrew Schlafly currently redirects to Conservapedia and is locked for editing, by you. were i to eventually write a coherent parody of said schlafly, would you consider placing it there? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:31, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

I believe I smell like stale matzah balls soup. But it could be my imagination. No problem with this one, it was protected due to some asshatary in the past. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:52, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th February 09

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I can't say I know a lot about what exactly happened, but you need to get over NXWave. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:36, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't recall hiring you as my psychotherapist. I pay Modus to do that. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:41, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Psychotherapist? No! I hate psychotherapists. It's just some friendly advise. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:42, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Noted. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:47, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
wondering if I could get banned for writing UnTunes:NXWave is Cool Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:47, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Good chance of that O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 17:48, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
You should write "UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer?" Cancer is far less dangerous than NXWave. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:50, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I am now your god. Accept me or saturate in piss and vinergar for the rest of your life. Disorder 17:52, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Who are you? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:55, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Disorder Disorder 17:56, 26 February 2009 (UTC)>
You should L2smalltags soon-to-be-banned person. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:59, 26 Feb

House marathon article.

I just gave it a read, and there's a glaring omission IMO. It needs a reference to Lupus and how IT'S NEVER LUPUS! Made me chuckle though. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:55, 26 Feb

Quote: Thursday 19:30pm, chapter 23: It's Lupus. I knew it, and Doctor House knew it, we could have made a great team. ' :) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:58, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
LOL Sorry, I missed that altogether. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:59, 26 Feb

"Him who shall not be named"?

What person/thing's name did you ban SOAUU for posting? I wanna know what is never to be said on Uncyclopedia! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 01:07, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Voldemort. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:15, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Huh. "Voldemort". You'd think there'd be an ingnorable pol-
OW! MY INTERNET REFERENCE! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 01:39, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I believe this was the offense. Rather minor, really, I think Mordillo meant it more as a caution than anything else, as per this. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:33, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I think I rather meant it as a joke ban, but whatever works to intensify my enigmatic character! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:22, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Joke bans are urban legends. Therefore, this page does not exist.

I saw wat u did thar

Classic. -RAHB 09:21, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Damn you're fast. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:26, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
The Native Americans call me, Stealth Penis, Clap Like Thunder. Still debating whether or not that's a good thing. -RAHB 09:29, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I hope that the clap part is about your thunder....~Jewriken.GIF 09:30, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, they weren't entirely clear on that. When I asked them, they all just started clapping rhythmically. Hours of spiritual dance and drug-using ceremonies later, I awoke and found myself here. And that is the true story of how RAHB found Uncyclopedia. -RAHB 09:34, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
And now you are big chief big dick in Uncyclopedia! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:37, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Me too! Sexy spinning girlsSOAUUSexy spinning girls 10:06, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Hah! Big Chief Big Dick. -RAHB 22:32, 27 February 2009 (UTC)


SAFPAS For your vote in VFS
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established.

Rabbi Techno

(You probably already had safe passage anyway...Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:00, 27 February 2009 (UTC))

I think I AM the safe passage! :) `twas my pleasure! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:10, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Could You Do Me a Favor?

Could you maybe create an airplane on User:Meganew/Aircraft Used By Uncyclopedia? Thanks. --Absolutely Not Benson 17:30, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Could You Do Me a Favor?

Bouncing tits

Could you maybe trim this image so that it fits in my sig? The problem is that I don't want the text at the top. Also, what do all these new buttons all over the screen do? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:46, Feb 27

You are talking to the wrong person, you need to talk with UU, I couldn't trim anything, even if it was to save my own life :). Also, just press them all, see what happens. Who knows, you might end up banning the internet. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:48, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I am very jealous of RAHB's sig currently. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:53, Feb 27
When I needed an animated gif trimmed, I believe it was Spang who came to the rescue. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:54, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Yea, there is some free software out there which can do it I think. Bouncing tits is probably not the way to go anyway though... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:59, Feb 27

Bouncing bouncing tits Is this what you want? Sexy spinning girlsSOAUUSexy spinning girls 18:03, 27 February 2009 (UTC)</small>

Hmm, well I tried it, but scaled down to fit a sig it looked like tits... Anyway animated sigs sux. Unless you are Mordillo. Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:12, Feb 27
Obviously. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

I made mine by editing Mordillo's sig in fireworks and just replacing every image with a corresponding dildo image. That's why it looks more like it's twirling than spinning. Also, loltits. -RAHB 22:34, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

A Little Thank You Note...

Mordillo fans Your Majesty,

A poor, insignificant and cowardly peasant is merciful to thee, O most great and powerful Mordillo, and has made a tribute to thee in form of a sexy picture of some of thine other fans.

Shall I burn it like we do all the other tributes, sir?
As you were, private. Carry on. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:36, 1 March 2009 (UTC)


Morning Mordillo, if you're around and not kicking Geth arse in Mass Effect or off doing weekend stuff with Mordillia, could you take a look a the feature queue and see if you can spot what crashingly obvious n00b admin mistake I've made when trying to feature EDSAC? (Actually, it could be something confusing some template somewhere about feb's dates, seeing as last year was a leap year - is there a template involved that's looking for a Feb 29? Or am I just hoping it's something excusable like that when it's something much more simple?) --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:01, Mar 1

OK, now it works. I suspect it to have been to do with one of several possibilities, the most likely of which is that I am comically incompetent. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:16, Mar 1
One is connected to the other one really. Too many Geth smacking = must spend time with Mordillia now. Otherwise = divorce. And here is a did you know - did you know that the article featured on the 29th of February 2008 was mine? All mine! MUHAHAHAHA ~Jewriken.GIF 10:37, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Greetings to one of a group of my favorite Jews

Thanks for welcoming me back from Limbo. You wouldn't know what that is, being a non Catholic. Limbo is where unbaptised babies go when they die... and apparently bat fuck insane people too. I wouldn't recommend it. It's like being licked by thousands of cats. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:16, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

We have a similar place, it's called Stamford Hill. Seriously strange and boring place. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:43, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Of blowjobs and such...

I heard that you and Under user just got married??? What a cute couple you two must make. No, but seriously - I am interested in becoming an admin (whatever that means) on this site. Although I have been somewhat a pain in the ass in the past, and have probably pissed you off at least once in my long-term relationship with uncyclopedia, I would really like to take it to the 'next level', if you know what I'm saying, and be a little more serious about my role here. So I guess, what Im asking is: what do I need to do to be like you when I grow up?  ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:27, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

I think I'm probably the only admin you didn't piss off or serviced during your long time relationship with the site O_O. Basically, it doesn't work like way. You need two things to happen: first, you work hard and you make enough impression that you're working hard. It can be writing, helping users some maintenance etc. If you take a look you'll realize that most (if not) most admins are writers first and foremost rather than maintenance jokeys. Second, you need this to happen when the site is in need of new admins, which is not the case at this point. Usually, when you aspire to become an admin, you don't get to be one - because what scares most existing admins is users who wish to have admin power for the sake of having power (which I don't think is the case with you). Bottom line, contribute a lot, and you might become one one day. Took me two years O_O. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:34, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I wasn't expecting anything to happen right way... I'm pretty hip to that fact I'm gonna have to earn it. Hell, as it is I've been coming here for a good 2 years... But I think I'm finally at a point where I can really start to *contribute* to the community/content here, not just waste time. Thanks for the input, and don't be a stranger, I'm a huge flirty tease!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:57, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Having fun playing with yourself?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:54, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Boys will be boys! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:10, 3 March 2009 (UTC)


??? I have no idea what this is - But I think it is being used. I recreated it and you huffed it:-(--Sycamore (Talk) 08:48, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't really see that it was you. But I have no idea what's this for, it directs to a babel page that doesn't exist...~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it seems to exist sometimes, like one of those Star Trek things - I'll seduce Spang again and maybe he'll help:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:17, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I never want to hear about you Scots inbreeding again. Ever. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:32, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
If you think Scots inbreeding is bad, you should see a Scotch egg. Blech! Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:35, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

/me found reason to sulk

I didn't get a chance to rape your new talk page :( Awww dang! Now I'll have to cuddle something in stead. Volunteers for being cuddled, report here! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 11:52, 3 Mar

Shall I archive again so you can have the opportunity? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:57, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Hehe. Not yet. But you can volunteer to be cuddled, if Mrs. Dillo isn't watching. ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 11:59, 3 Mar
Let's call it an unofficial one then. :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:11, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Yay :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 12:28, 3 Mar

Question about abusing powers

So, following a recent VFD discussion on the issue, I've combined Aberham Linkin and John Effkendee into the glorious whole of My Favorite Presidents. I'm now thinking redirects are the way to go - should I huff and redirect, or would this constitute hideous abuse of power on some kind of scale or other? Just thought I'd check. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:55, Mar 3

I think redirects are fine...did you just combine these two into a new piece? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:01, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Yup, pretty much no changes so far, although more shall be added. The question really is: just redirect, or delete and then create as redirect? --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:04, Mar 3
Ah! I get your point. It's really up to you. If you think that people might try to restore it then delete it - it's all up to the drama factor of these articles. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:12, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

On a Bot flag and how to go about getting it

How would I go about getting a Bot flag for MnbvcxzBot. As you know, Sannse said I needed to get "community approval", but you left a comment on her talk page saying that admin approval used to be enough. Are you two working it out, or should I got post a "give me bot powers" topic (or ask an admin to post of "give MnbvcxzBot Bot powers" topic on my behalf) in the forum? Thankyou. --Mnb'z 18:47, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Let's wait for Sannse to respond and then take it from there. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:32, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

On Banning Orian

I want people to mess with my page. I'm sick of it being all organized and whatnot. So... i dunno, use your admin powers to give him 12 minutes of un-ban... er... something. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:15, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Old news man! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:47, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh you did it here too! That is just so cute RT really I wish you were real. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:28 6 March 2009
*sigh*... that's one of my greatest aspirations. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:15, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Just keep trying buddy, you might reach personhood before the chimps. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:18 7 March 2009

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Blocking one of the very few worthwhile recent changes watchers?

?? - I respect that there's often divided views, but I don't understand that, it all looks cool to me, those reverts seemed correct?-Sycamore (Talk) 15:57, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

If I might wage in where not wanted... When you get LOTS of reverts, the users should TALK to each other. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:00, Mar 6
Based on previous talks, I am tired with blunt reverting rather than talking with someone who is obviously thinking he is doing the right thing. It is one thing to revert vandalism. It is another to do it to everything being conceived as vandalism without taking a minute to ponder if perhaps this can be resolved without constantly reverting. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:02, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Thats not quite true is it, that paticular user was reverting back, obviously some explantion could be requested on the article talkpage, or on the users talkpage. If someone of some standing and trust within the community reverts, it should be considered in good faith, bottom line. If the reverts were dodgy (we all make mistakes) this can be brought up in a friendly way. Charitwo has had some really nasty flak lately on here (I would have been very upset if those things had been said about me on VFS), yet this guy still comes to help on here, it seems that with some that its 'what can you do?' and others its bans and threats?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:31, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
You might have noticed that I said "based on previous talks". This is not the first time this has happened. You might have noticed that the other guy got exactly the same treatment. I do not favor anyone in this case, or generally speaking. If someone feels that he has a superior stand over other users simply because he reverts more than the other person in question, well sorry - this is not the case. And I have to say, I very much dislike what you are hinting with your last sentence. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Yah, I was seconds away from making the same bans, and for the same reasons (although obviously without the rollback threat as I can do nothing about that). Charitwo is a turbo-reverter, but he so rarely talks to anyone on the site - edit wars aren't solved by waiting until someone gives up, but by messages (preferably friendly ones) on talk pages. If, just occasionally, Charitwo would do something like that, I'd warm to him so much more. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:59, Mar 6
I apologized for the late reply, I've been traveling all day.
Heading to the east coast for Spring Break (aka getting laid)
I'm not exactly sure or remember any previous talks. The edits in questions were blatant vandalism (honestly...replacing a page with "Haxx0red by ASPTG." is neither funny or productive, it's stupid), and there's really no such thing as edit warring when you're reverting vandalism, I see it done more here than any other wiki I've ever visited. This situation isn't any different than if it were an IP, or a brand new account. I don't think neither blocking nor threatening to remove my rollback was warranted especially in this case. It'd be different if it was a content dispute (over something that should or should not appear in an article), Meganew was essentially page blanking. Also, this isn't the first time he was blocked. :/ --CharitwoTalk 23:11, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
The previous discussion I had with you in the past was here. You might recall that you original message to this guy, who only wanted to move a page was "STFU" and "Just just do X. Idiot". You may also recalled that at that point I asked you to try and be more friendly. The problem, as far as I'm concerned, is that you don't have any involvement what so ever with Uncyclopedia other than reverting. You revert. Period. Don't get me wrong, you do help around tremendously with fighting vandals - but you placed yourself in this specific role, viewing the recent changes via the IRC bot and whenever you see a lot of text removed, you revert - not questions asked, no explanations given. If you were more involved in the site and bothered to take a time to look at Meganew's history, you'd realize that he's simply noob believing he's doing the right thing. Yes, he did his share of stupidities, you might have noticed that I didn't spare him the ban for being involved in this revert war - but this doesn't mean that you don't have the responsibility to hesitate before you so eagerly press the rollback button. Having that option does not mean you can revert indiscriminately, and being the veteran that you are I'd expect you rather than Meganew to drop a line on his talk page and tell him - look mate, you're doing it wrong. That would make everyone else involved feel much better and this whole fucking drama would have been averted. Speaking from personal experience - when I was a noob, I did nearly the exactly the same thing Sabrown did - and Mhaille just quietly fixed it instead of reverting/banning me. Was I to be banned or involved in a revert war at that point, I'd probably leave and never coming back - not understanding why I'm treated like that. Many annoying noobs have turned into the site's greatest contributers - to name a couple: Tom Mayfair and ZB, they were both annoying as hell to begin with - but they turned to be central pivots for Uncyclopedia - and Meganew has the same potential, until he proves otherwise. Bottom line - PLEASE Charitwo - if you're not 100% sure that you're dealing with vandals, hesitate and talk. This is my new motto, I'll be putting that on my underwear. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:46, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, where are the instructions for editing the "Vandalism on Wheels" page? I remember seeing them somewhere, but I couldn't find them just by looking around the page. In Meganew's defense, I could see how someone could think that one is supposed to blank and otherwise vandalize the "vandalism on wheels" page. --Mnb'z 06:06, 7 March 2009 (UTC)


Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449 Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

Honestly, I never expected a vote from you for something like this. Thanks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:23, 7 Mar

Why? I don't have an issue with Nazi related articles, as long as they're funny. And this one was very much so. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:33, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I dunno how I got that impression. Probably just distracted with work. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:47, 10 Mar

AAN Program

I saw that you are an active adopter and I am interested--Dybas28 01:50, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

No problem. As long as you intend to stay around, my recent adoptees tend to vanish after a few days....~Jewriken.GIF 08:38, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes, like you just did, you know, typing a couple of lines and disappearing for weeks :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:59, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Sorry about that. I was kinda busy for a while, but now I'm back, and I assure you I'm here to stay this time.--Dybas28 15:29, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
No worries. So what do you need help with? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:33, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Nothing at this time, I'll let you know if the situation changes.--Dybas28 17:52, 30 March 2009 (UTC)


Tomorrow's the start of the PLS (not that I've really got that out much or anything, I knew I shouldn't have volunteered for that job!). If you're about tomorrow morning, would you mind sticking User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/PLS/Main on the main page for me? –—Hv (talk) 8/03 19:32

Was about to, but someone went ahead and did it before me. I'm telling you, I'm feeling completely obsolete, like an outdated model or something. I'll just go ahead and kill myself discreetly. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:33, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
You mean I actually edited the front page without buggering it up? Wow. Morning afternoon dude, hope you are well... Like we could ever replace you. Where would we get mor dillo's from? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:05, Mar 9


So what are you planning to dress up as? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I thought maybe I'd be really original and go for Mordecai or King David. Bet nobody else thought of that! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:18, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
That's quite original. I didn't find any Purim parties to go to unfortunately....~Jewriken.GIF 11:53, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Me neither. The only synagogue in town, despite being allegedly reform, is far too conservative for my liking and the chabad house is too far to be bothered. Shame really, there are few things so amusing as a pissed-up Hasidic rebbe. I expect the missus and I will go and have our own party in the pub, then come home and, seriously drunk, set the flat on fire while trying to make hamentaschen. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:57, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
You can always come over here to have Hamentaschen, we're quite good in making them :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:07, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
If it wasn't for the sheer distance, I'd be tempted - I'd quite like to spend Purim in Israel. I make a great loaf of chollah too, so we could have had a full-on carbohydrate festival to regain any fat we've lost since the almighty fry-up that is Hanukkah. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:16, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
You do know that I currently live in Amsterdam? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:29, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I thought you were the golden boy of Israel. As in, little Israeli boys painted you gold each morning as you went out to get your morning creams. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:44, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I was up until last April during which I moved to Amsterdam, now living on a little canal and trying to convert everyone to Judaism. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:47, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh? I was just in Amsterdam not too long ago, converting everyone to atheism. I even started an atheist church there where we read passages from the Book of Nothing Happens When You Die by the prophet Justbeagoodperson N. Dontliveinfearofeternaldamnation. If you happen to go by there, please send my blessings, and tell them Father SysRq will return one day, provided it is within the next sixty or so years because no one lives forever. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:52, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
No, didn't know you were living in Amsterdam. The East Anglian topography (or lack of) being as it is, the highest point between there and here is probably someone's garden rockery at an oxygen-depleted two feet above sea-level, so if you were to frisbee one of those hamantaschen hard enough I could probably catch it. Might be worth a try - I used a new recipe for mine (rather than my mother's generations-old version, proving that you are right and I am a bad Jew) which seemed to call for rather a lot of baking powder. They're now about nine inches wide, two inches thick and look a bit like pizzas. Edible, but not very traditional... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:37, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
I thought everyone knows that 'Dillo lives in Amsterdam these days. Which is why I've made sure he found out I was passing through (four times since he's moved there) after I had left Schipol airport. Otherwise I might have been tackled, dragged off home to meet Mrs.Dillo and offered some hamentaschen (and some Chuddletachlechuggles) without having a clue of what it is... o.O -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 09:58, 10 Mar
How'd it all go in the end? Find a party? My pizzataschens were ok in the end, if somewhat untraditional - we ate the last two with custard last night. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:00, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
No party unfortunately, but the whatchacallit hammentaschen were not bad at all! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:10, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
*Meow?* (Can anyone tell if I'm bored? Because I seriously am. And tired. Sleep deprivivified...) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 22:34, 12 Mar
LUVVVY!!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:59, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
circumcised male?! (I like...) *cough* Yup, I'm tired... :/ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 23:33, 12 Mar

Clifford Sumner

Hey, trying to contact you, not sure how? Can i create my Clifford Sumner page? He's a important figure down here in fields of Dorset. Wicked The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ragman205 (talk • contribs)

Err...define "important"? I couldn't find anything about him that made him look like someone worth having an article on. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:29, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, he has a Facebook, so he must be important. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:37, 9 March 2009 (UTC)


Righto. Well, no harm done. Suppose it was a BIT snide to revert the edits. On the other hand I was only following the guidelines he put for asking a question but I'm starting to get the feeling that I made a balls of that one... Y'know, you got a good sig? How'd ya do it? Cos I'm super-confused. No, really! Shocking, I know, isn't it... --Noamshouseparty 21:44, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

What kind of sig are you looking for? I can give you a hand with that. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:29, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Well don't blame me for being unoriginal but one with a spinning thingy or something. I dunno. Ah its not so important. --noamshouseparty 21:53, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

House thingy

Yeah, I made a lengthy-ish abstain comment on the House VFH, but I thought I'd mention a little more here. I love the idea, and some of the stuff is very good. But I'm not sure you've really made the most of it there. It feels thin, for me - not actually that much content, stretched out a bit by the formatting. I think spending a little more time with House in more depth would help, as would investigating the symptoms, both imagined and real. More time on the thought processes that lead him to diagnose himself with all these various illnesses might help - I don't really feel at any point that the narrator is being dragged down into the pit of paranoia, and that's part of the problem.

And the ending - I like the idea, and the photos and the captions. It just feels like two abreast doesn't work somehow. I dunno, feels too much like an image gallery, as someone said. Maybe 3 per line would help - not make it so long, and with so much whitespace on either side? It's easy to put my finger on what I don't like about it, not so easy to come up with a suggestion, so i see why you did it, but... Oh I dunno, it's a decent article, I just hope you understand my abstain after all this wibble! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:45, Mar 13

Hellair hellair, I just deleted you from my Christmas card list. Yes. Oh, wait, I don't celebrate XMAS. Damn.

But seriously, thanks for the feedback. I much rather have a good long explanation why is that not to your liking rather than getting a MEH. I'm telling you, I'm about to turn that into a bannable offence. I think it's extremely vain especially coming from writers who I do not see writing a lot, or write at all for that matter. But that's another issue.

I know what you mean about this one, but I sort of lost the muse with it at one point, and just felt like releasing it rather than forcing more content. I think that for this kind of silly-ish article, the length is reasonable. I think perhaps I'll ask for someone to sort out a split screen TV image based on the gallery. It is bloody ugly. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:49, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:36, Mar 13

Shabbat shalom

In a situation such as right now, when a load of crap has appeared overnight and QVFD has got a load of red text, is there any reason why it can't be cleared out and archived at any point or several points during the day rather than just once? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Shabat shalom! No problem at all archiving whenever you feel it's crappy enough. I'm sitting in front of the machine waiting to buy U2 concert tickets. Pathetic isn't it? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:20, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I quite like U2, but I don't like to admit it because people take the piss. I saw 'em back in the day when Achtung Baby came out, having been a bit of a fan ever since Sunday Bloody Sunday. Someone here in Cambridge was offering a pair of free tickets they'd got from somewhere or other - I was too late, unfortunately. Anyway, I'm off to clear out QVFD. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:24, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
That's the thing about moving from Israel to Europe - you don't get a lot of shows over there since the bands are a bit stressed out to come over, so I got a few concerts - but not too many. And now when I'm here I'm trying to see everything at once :). ~Jewriken.GIF 10:29, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
I can imagine. A lot of people in Europe seem to think bombs are going off 24/7 and shells rain down constantly with no let-up all over Israel - I suppose it comes from Israel not really being in the news often for any other reason. Any plans to see any other shows? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:01, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Well... As an European voicing in, last time Israel had a little ruckus going on in southern Lebanon, my former commanding officer, who was at the UN survey station (the white one with "UN" in nice big blue letters painted all over it that should be marked as "NOT THIS ONE!" on maps) ended up going kablooie and a good man and a remarkably fair officer from back when Luvvy was still in the Marines died. They brought back a coffin that weighed about 150 kilos less than the guy really did... :( But don't worry 'Dillo, I still love you, just not necessarily the guy who pulled that trigger... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 10:53, 15 Mar got Dave Mathews band, AC/DC, North Sea Jazz Festival and I hope Elton John as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:03, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
North Sea Jazz festival sounds my sort of thing. Cool, daddio. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:05, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

RE QVFD archivng days that are still already days or something like that

Template:QVFD checked - I thought this was an admin job, and that we shitmunchers would move in if an op could be arse to add this. For the record they were not added overnight, I just produce a lotta QVFD:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:50, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I think that specific template is not really used. I know I never use it. I think we QVFD, there's no checkin needed, if it's red it's gone :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:00, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
I do use it sometimes. It's less effort than marking all the noms which don't need to be deleted with a specific comment. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:30, Mar 17

John Deacon are using diapers

Why have you deleted John Deacon are using diapers?! I think that page was funny. It's about John Deacon AND diapers! --Pink Floyd man 11:11, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm afraid I fail to see what's the funny part in it. It had two lines that said "John Deacon wears diapers"~Jewriken.GIF 11:16, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
The title was kind of funny though - at least, it was if you've not been on the internet in the last few years where 'cute lolcat grammar' has begun to go ever such a little stale... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:25, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Is it time to stick

This (or something similar) back for a bit? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:03, Mar 16

Let's give them a couple of days, it's only that site notices are very annoying...~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to make a template...

But thanks for the vote on Driving in Bucharest, it's really appreciated, especially from someone such as yourself. –—Hv (talk) 17/03 18:04

My pleasure, but someone such as myself? O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 18:21, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
You're the old fart of Uncyc, so of course you're special... We juniors just kill time by polishing your ego and trying not to get ourselves or others banned.
I guess it's a bit like Daddy and his pants fixation... I'm cuddly, which I guess is my meme... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 08:33, 18 Mar
Pants? I have no idea what you are talking about young lady. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:53, Mar 18


O experienced and knowledgeable one, what is the policy regarding people using their own talk pages for what looks like cyberbullying bollocks? (Look at the history). I was thinking possibly huff and recreate with a warning? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:28, Mar 18

Morning, that sounds like a good mood. I'd even leave a warning there saying that this account will be blocked if they don't mend their ways :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Ah well, that's the end of that saga - looks like I'm too nice to people some times! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:45, Mar 18
We need some nice people here along side the rest of us old mean farts. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:50, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Nice old fart you say? :-D. I don't think I can think of anyone who could manage to do the job of regulating Pee Review and telling people that their reviews sux without getting a single complaint or upset user. I mean seriously, has anyone ever complained to UU about anything? Ever? It's just ridiculous... Under_user, consider this a formal complaint. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:59, Mar 18
Indeed. He is too perfect to be real. I suspect he's either an android or a woman. Perhaps both. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:02, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Thing is, Michael Jackson had already buggered the kids. --noamshouseparty 21:18, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, your great great granddaughter or great grand niece still loves the lot of you :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 02:47, 19 Mar

That's why I could never be an admin

As you already know, I sometimes I fail miserably at diplomacy. I'll try to stick to writing.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Actually we have had many less than diplomatic admins. I sometimes get the urge to ban first and ask questions later, but I remind myself that many of the annoying fucks I've met here became brilliant writers later. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:17, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Already I've seen some noob who I thought was going to crash and burn become a more productive citizen. I have to remind myself that people, especially the younger one's, need to be afforded the liberty of being human on occasion and not be judged too quickly.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, you sometimes need to remind yourself that there are actual people behind the keyboard and not some annoying textbot. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:33, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
I'm not sure I like the tone of your voice mr Mordillo. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:37, Mar 19
(Block log); 11:39 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked MrN9001 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry 
time of 1 week (insubordination)

He's not getting any dinner tonight either. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:52, Mar 19


Was just adding that to the VFD archive, not realising you were actually in the process of dealing with it. Do you want me to take it back out since you've redirected, or leave it as it is? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:24, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

WHY YOU LITTLE W#%R#RJ!!! it's perfectly fine .

Say, aren't you supposed to go to the meeting today? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:27, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

S'ok, I just updated the archive so it now has your comment informing people of the redirect. Yes to the meeting, but I don't need to be at the bus stop until 11.45. Photos will be available for viewing at some point tomorrow. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
IN THE NUDE?!?!? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:30, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
I assume so - after all, does Olipro ever wear clothes? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:32, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
On special occasions only. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:33, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Rubber ones. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:36, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
I still say, you should have given us non-UK located people a heads up. When I'm drunk I supposedly get very cuddly with the gentlemen in my party, end up throwing extra clothes off and don't remember much the next morning. Or so I'm told... You're gonna miss it! :D -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 16:17, 19 Mar

Oh and one thing

Chutzpah thinks you owe them a sporked eye or something like that. They threatened your blood pressure in case you fail. I'm confuzzled (that's what you get when you're conveying someone else's message). Oh, and irc is boring without my favourite Jew... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 20:39, 19 Mar

Tell my good friend Chuzpah, that unless he wants to be dragged into a good old IDF interrogation room, he should stop making demands O_O. Also, apologies for now showing up to IRC, but I heard that you were treated good there ;) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:39, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
The good old... WHAT?! 0_0
You do realise you're scary, right?
Umm... I have no memories of who treated me how in irc last night. I had something else on my mind. Cute, furry, cuddly... *purrr* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 10:49, 20 Mar
That whole thing about an interrogation room... It's... disturbing. I woke up with a black cat licking my ear. That was... an interesting experience... I'm happy that's the only thing my cha'tal'tool did this time... Okay, so he was smothering my face... o_O How was Belgium? :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 10:16, 23 Mar

UnSignpost 19th March

MnbvcxzBot 04:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)


evening mordillo. just wondering if you could take one final gander at Jew and see if you think it's there. it has the feel of one of those articles with many, many contributors, and i'm not sure we were all going in exactly the same direction, but i like a lot of what's there, and it's been three weeks so we have to wrap it up tonite. in particular, me and opty were wondering about the 'audience' role in the foreward and such. we changed it to 'congregation' there a better word for the people the rabbi is addressing? thanks much. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:17, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

I think it's much better than the original version, but still need some work, I'll try to edit it further, but I think at this point we're good enough to go with the next article. Also, congregation is certainly the right word. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:58, 23 March 2009 (UTC)


I was wondering why I can't ask for these anymore:)?--Sycamore (Talk) 11:40, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Because even if you get a positive answer, you can't do anything with it, plus there might be some behind the scene discussions involving the cabal which an open chekuser request will alert the sockpuppet that there are discussions regarding him. We had a lot of those during the NXWave period. Also, this is nothing new, it's just that Sannse started putting out to everyone O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
I see where your going, my mistake - I thought it was a bit of free for all:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:52, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Check out

Forum:Moar Checkuser. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:24, Mar 23

Oh! I'll finally be able to verify is YOU are NXWave! Wouldn't that be a laugh? O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 16:24, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Not as funny as if it turned out to be you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:28, Mar 23
Are you me? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:35, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Na. I'm Mhaille. Everyone knows that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:38, Mar 23
I thought Mhaille was Olipro? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:41, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Na. Olipro is nintendorulez. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:43, Mar 23
Wait - who's Brian? --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:56, Mar 23
I'm Brian and so is my wife. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:59, Mar 23
Bruce? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:19, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Does that mean I'm really LuvMuffin? O_o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 21:48, 23 Mar


Thanks mr. He-who-secretly-controls-everything :]. You know, 'Son kills father' is my first unNews article, do you think it is good? Could you give me some tips on how to improve my reporting skills? Thanks in advance SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 10:05, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Hya, no problem at all. I'd suggest putting pictures, that always helps. I think it was fine, got a few giggles out of it - I think maybe I relate to it a bit better than others since I'm from the neighborhood. Try to make more distinct brakes between the paragraphs and write it in a bit more organized manner. But other than that, I think it's fine and can only improve in the future. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:02, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
fine, I'll do another one by your advice tomorrow if I have time SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 12:10, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognisant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognisant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise!

Of course, you already know that, since you're the one who reminded me to send this thing out in the first place! –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:27


Is there a Cabal?Saberwolf116 22:45, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Shhhhh ~Jewriken.GIF 09:07, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
According to "There is no cabal," there is no cabal. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:11, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Whore suck it hard. The pope is waiting for his lap dance. Put on your diaper and get to work! The preceding unsigned comment was added by LolaHanghangeara (talk • contribs)

Hmm, I appear to have accidentally banned the above. Finger must have slipped or something. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:54, Mar 25
That's bloody awful. Make sure you wear gloves in the future. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:06, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

*אני מתרפקת עליך*

"Eek!" -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 20:11, 25 Mar

~ Shovav on keyboard
I needs the cuddlies. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 21:48, 31 Mar

MrN and Signposts

Can I get your thoughts on MrN's current month-long ban-frenzy for the UnSignpost? How do you feel about the fact that he's banned more people this month than all the other admins put together? --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:48, Mar 26

I believe the man is a menace, and danger to society. I believe he should be castrated, quartered, hanged, torched and his ashes should be scattered over France. I believe he should burn in hell for all eternity. What? Do I feel pity about all those who he banned? Fuck no, I didn't have anyone to ban because of the bastard! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:08, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
As can be seen MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:15, Mar 26
- 18:19, 13 March 2009 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (rättelse av en kollega administratör)
The correct spelling would be more like "administratörkollega", you doofus! :o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 21:42, 26 Mar
Well, Ms. smarty pants, perhaps you'd like to read this! O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 08:54, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
I did, but didn't get into correcting your Google Sveedish... :o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 09:06, 27 Mar
Kanske jag borde lära dej svenska i utbyte för hebreiskan? :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 12:41, 29 Mar
Ja tack, damen luvvy! det skulle vara trevligt för dig.~Jewriken.GIF 16:20, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Ja, mein teil ist größ, ich bin nicht keine arschloch, hitler ist ein mütterficker, norsk arysk black metal rah! Ich bin ein Svenskastaner. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:26, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Wrong language, ya sachbi ;) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:29, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
3aref, ya sa7bi. Hey, d'you speak Arabic, or just what your ears pick up from the streets? :] SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:33, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Only basic street Arabic. Most of it would be foul language I'm afraid ;). I also have no idea how to translate Arabic to the Latin alphabet...~Jewriken.GIF 16:37, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Nice for me, or nice for you, Matok? And as comes to my language skills, I'm fluent in three, and understand about eleven or so languages to varying degree. It made my day when I was told what "Nishbar li ha'zayin mehachara ha'ze" means yesterday, I was feeling like it at work... ^_^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 16:38, 29 Mar
For me of course, it seems like a really nice language. It does make you feel like you're expressing how pissed off you are when you used that term doesn't it? :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:44, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
dont tell me this is in Arabic, luvvy :).. dillo, care to tell me about some hebrew street language, you know, the equivalents of the Arabic ones you know about, like kossomak, yabn el sharmoota, yabn el metnaka, and so on.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:47, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
What I quoted was in Hebrew. I can't understand Arabic, really. :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 16:54, 29 Mar
Actually, MahmOOsha, we use some similar expressions. Kossomak and Sharmoota for one. I think a good one would be koos achotcha ha`tsolaat. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:01, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
All I will say to that is, since the above makes less sense to me than Hebrew, is... *אני מתרפקת עליך* :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 10:41, 30 Mar

You're an odd one

Totally. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:21, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

So a dinner and a show would have been the better option? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:14, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
I'd totally put out after dinner and a show, but even without it I can both bask in the fact that I'm always on the mainpage and be humbled by the fact that only a couple of people have noticed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:28, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:41, Mar 28

User account renaming

Hi there, please can you rename my account from SunStar Net to Sunstar Net; thanks! I didn't want to have to create a new account for a trivial change in username... --Sunstar Net 20:21, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Lo, I'm afraid I can't help you with that one. You'll need to talk with sannse. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:23, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Archive this talk page.

It has become almost as long as my dick SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:35, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Not nearly as long as mine though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Or Olipro's for that matter. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:56, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Overriding my block...

did you see this one also? I thought it was worth hammering the point home as she had done 1, created an account and then started to do more. It's almost like we all need checkuser or something eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:19, Mar 30

Yeah, I didn't see that one. Are you sure it's her? Thing is, I think it's worth talking with this one rather than banning, she seem to be a bit confused O_O. What happened to that whole checkuser thingy anyway? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:25, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
I can't be absolutely sure it's her no. I don't have checkuser so I made a guess. Just a guess (which I'm rather sure about) based on actions. In the history of Agnostic there are also some other similar edits... It would be nice if I did not need to make such guesses which I might be wrong about. It would be terrible to ban someone like that for a case of mistaken identity. The whole checkuser thing? I put a link on Sannse's page about it but she said nothing. Personally I think that all sysops should have access to the tool. Do we trust some admins more more than others? What the heck is that about? The use of the tool is logged, so if anyone uses it in "the wrong way" they loose it. I'm not even sure what "the wrong way" means anyway. Checkuser is a tool which would allow sysops to find people who have accounts but sometimes vandalise for the fun of it. It would also help with our problems of people voting twice (or more) using multiple accounts. If we gave it to all sysops you can bet your ass that people would realise, and stop whatever sockpuppetry they were doing. As it is now (or even with what would be 1 active crat (you)) with the tool then it would not make much difference. Checkuser needs to be in the hands of the people who are active on the site. There is little point giving it to people who are not here. Why don't we give it to all sysops? All the sysops at ED have it. I wonder why they don't get many of the problems which we do... By not giving all sysops this tool, we are protecting the "rights" of sockpuppets and vandals and suggesting that our Sysops are not trustworthy enough to know what someones IP address is... Yea... Had an argument with the misses last night. Can you tell?  :P (I'm fine now thank you Susan) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:54, Mar 30
I think more or less like you on that matter, we need to have a serious chat with Sannse on this whole issue methinks. IRC sometimes? Also, sorry to hear about the missus. Come over here with her for the weekend, smoke some weed, drink a lot, and everything will be better. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
What? I came here for an argument! I demand my money back! Yea, IRC... I'm normally in there myself, and can be called in if I forget to join. You are blocked from work so I guess it's just evenings for you. Could you maybe drop Sannse a message and try to arrange a chat? I assume that's kosher stuff you are talking about? :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Mar 30


Sorry. I needed the lock on my user page Lucas Duke 14:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Userpage? oh, sorry. I meant the Confederacy of Independent People. Lucas Duke 15:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Bureaucrat, sir. Can you spare just a second for a lowly prole?

Well, I did some counting. Found out there are around 1700 old VFHs archived. Fun. Trying to decide the best way to go about it. I'm thinking just putting a copy of the Admin note of the failing, along with a link to the archived page. Might do the same for featured articles as well. Might as well. Any suggestions? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 02:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, for the featured articles I don't think you need to put anything on them, as all the details are in the {{FA}} template. As for the old stuff, you probably want to have a bot helping you. How you'll be going about that, I have no idea since I fail at bots. Possibly the prince of pants can help you there. But how about you start first with the current nominations, see how it goes, and then we can think about doing that to the old articles? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I wouldn't even know how to make a bot regardless. That's a pretty good idea sticking with recent ones now. We'll see how it goes. I'll start around the recently failed area for now. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm...It seems I've run into a problem. Been testing out a way to do this. Created my own template, and what not, found here, but it doesn't seem to be enjoying Alternate Namespaces. I'm linking to the archived vote page using the SUBPAGENAME template, but the page's name doesn't include the Alternate Namespace title (i.e.: UnNews) which is messing up my beautiful template. I'm not sure I'm making any sense here... just check out the red link on UnNews talk:Francis Winkler get some sick. The link doesn't include the "UnNews" Prefix. Do you know how I could fix this, or should I be taking up my technical difficulties elsewhere? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, from the technical side I'm afraid I can't help you very much, I'm fail at technicals. One thought though, how about making the template a bit more "uncyclopedia"? So, a bit like "the buggers didn't want to vote and the writer himself bla bla". You know what I mean? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Are you talking about this new-fangled comedy thing? Nah, man nah. I think I'll just stick to the ole' tried and true: interpretive dance. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:29, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

I need you to look into something

I think DrStrange has crossed the line on Necropaxxs talkpage. --Docile hippopotamus 04:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Already dropped him a line. Thanks for the heads up. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)


Gets another day on the front page I reckon? We just don't FA anything today? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:39, Apr 1

I was thinking about that. Makes sense to bump the queue in one day forward. Also means, that my article will be featured on my birthday :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:56, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Sweet! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:04, Apr 1

Ha Ha.

That was very funny. Why couldn't you just unedit the main page? It would've been less cruel then to NOT LET US VOTE!!! Saberwolf116 12:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Cos unprotecting the main page was just what you were expecting. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:27, Apr 1
GAHHH!!! YOU DICTATOR!!! I SHOULD CALL YOU MR. STALIN 9000!!! Saberwolf116 12:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Facebook Haggadah

Oh yes. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:57, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

That's genius! I wonder if I can get my father to read this in the Seder...~Jewriken.GIF 06:51, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

So here is an odd thing...

This considering this. That IP was blocked for ever, but then appeared to still be able to edit. Odd eh? Oh, just so you know... I like to keep the Gay pages not protected as they are a magnet for idiots which makes it easier to find em. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:15, Apr 1

Here is another one When is judgement day again? Did I miss it? Cos it was crap if I did. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:32, Apr 1
Yet, you were judged and found guilty. Turn it your ban hammer and your halo. I think it's a bug in the mediawiki. I saw it happening several times in the past. Luckily, it doesn't happen that often O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 06:49, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh dear. I foresee the terrible, fiery end of Uncyclopedia in the near future. I predicted this all along...they've finally arrived.... -RAHB 06:57, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
The seven horses of Europides? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:04, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
That's about right. -RAHB 07:11, 2 April 2009 (UTC)


Even if it was an April Fool's joke, don't you still have to put a deletion tag on Fisher Price (and please, no in-jokes, serious answer)?Saberwolf116 01:29, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Go eat shit, fucker. Sorry, couldn't help it. If it was a joke nomination I think we can dispense with the tag. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:45, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, one of the reasons I nommed it was so I could go down in history on the discussion page. Saberwolf116 12:29, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

March Foolitzer Prize

UnSignpost 2nd April 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:53, Apr 2

For your vote...

The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I see this is on the front page...

WinnielangleyKNP 228x340

It must be your birthday!

Happy birthday Sir. I trust you will enjoy your day... Who would have thought it eh kids? Mordillo is 100 today. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:53, Apr 3

Yes. You still haven't taught me how to say "Happy Birthday!" in Hebrew, you old fart... *hugs* Congrats. Did airport security heed my warning and manage to frisk you again, btw? ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 07:45, 3 Apr
happy birthday to jew! ;) here is your present
Set egyptian god Thou Shalt Suffer

Mahm00shA smiteth thee.

Fire be upon thee <insert name here>.

Mahm00shA maketh thee to burn. Thou who art hateful unto him. Mahm00shA pierceth thy head. He cutteth through thy face. He melteth thine countenance. Lo, thy skull is crushed in his hand. Thy bones are smashed in pieces.

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Thank you children, I'm trying to hold it together with my failing memory and dwindling brain cells...*shivers* and feels cold as well. Luvvy, can you turn up the heating? O_O Much appreciated, I shall return as soon as the festivities cease! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
I trust you had a good day. I have new breasts incidentally. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:28, Apr 4
It's awfully chilly here, isn't it? :) Ah shite, 12 hours of work ahead again... I envy you for your holiday, Sabba... :/ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 03:37, 5 Apr
An admin is never late, nor is he early, he gives best wishes precisely when he means to. That means these here best wishes from me are exactly on time. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:11, Apr 5
I'm jealous, though. Someone had the guts to brag about the great summery weather in Israel while I was sitting in a grey dark office watching the rain drizzle it's way to the ground in a nearly freezing temperature... /me throws a pair of Luvvy sized flip-flops at 'dillo... :( -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 18:03, 5 Apr

Strip Scrabble this evening?

Good Morning and Shalom or whatever it is you lot say in the morning:) Can I move me PLS aricle over, I am getting annoyed by something - can you guess what?--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

It's me isn't it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Actually, that comment fits better on Sycamore's talkpage. I'm so pathetic. *sniff* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:58, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Afraid I can't guess right now ;) I haven't been paying attention in the last few days, being on holidays. Can you ask HV, he's running the show with PLS, and I think you should probably wait until he announces the winners. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:56, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Help I need somebody, Help! Not just anybody, Help! I need Mordillo! Help!

Hey I saw you were on at the recent changes so I was wondering if you could help me with something. I just finished writing a UnNews article and it's been put up. I was wondering if you could add a blurb for it here. For some reason I can't edit it. It's probably just because I'm a new user. So can you? --MercenarylordEnter if you dare 16:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Done. It's because you're new and it's semi-protected. You should gain access in a couple of days. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:42, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
EEKS! A MORDILLO SIGHTING?! @_@ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 18:15, 6 Apr
WHERE!?!?!? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:30, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
/me looks as if she's seen a ghost and faints. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 18:35, 6 Apr
Quick quick! Someone get me 10CC of something! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:44, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
You really don't have much medical training, do you? :P /me goes back to playing unconscious (at least the headache I've got is real... *ouchie*) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 18:58, 6 Apr
What should I do?! What should I do?! Should I use the crash cart? Should I do CPR? NURSE! OR NURSE!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:36, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
If you opt mouth-to-mouth, make sure to take out your dentures and double check that I'm really unconscious, Sabba... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 08:55, 7 Apr
/me hands Dr Dillo chainsaw. Here Doctor, I think you know what to do with this... --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:08, Apr 7
Ucle UU, you shock me! I'm too pretty to be mutilated! O_O -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 09:10, 7 Apr
*meeps!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 09:31, 7 Apr
Hello again, seems I forgot to add a link. I hope there was no unpleasantne... Oh. Er, I'll let myself out. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:15, Apr 7
Don't worry Luvvy, I'll put you back together! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:19, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Luvvy hot

There ya go. As good as new. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:31, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey how the hell did you figure out what I really look like?! O_O *hides* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 20:21, 7 Apr
Albeit my cup size is about 250% bigger and my blondeish hair is halfway down my back these days... :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 20:29, 7 Apr

Ay, Mordillo

Could I possibly get some of that rollback thing that no one's been talking about? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:07, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

That depends on the services you are willing to donate in return. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:10, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
I do windows. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:28, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Good enough. The user management system is so fragged I managed to do it twice somehow. You have now double rollback. Go forth and enjoy your new plunger. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:37, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Double the rollback, oh man! Now I just need one more... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:40, 7 April 2009 (UTC)


howdy sir, would you happen to have any comment regarding the cabalist's recent decision to not induct any new cabalists this month? would you care to respond to allegations that there is, in fact, a cabal? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:49, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

There's a Cabal?! O_o But gramps, you told me they don't exist!!! *sniffles* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 11:38, 8 Apr
Hey Gerry, sorry for the very belated response, of "There is no cabal". ~Jewriken.GIF 11:28, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
You sure there isn't one? What about the rumours of you actually being the one pulling the strings behind the scenes? O_O -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 22:58, 16 Apr


Belated Birthdaygradumalations

Out of reasons related to our relationship being that of a great great great great great *gasps for air* great gramps and greatest great granddaughter, it's highly inappropriate for it to be a Luvvy wrapped up in a bow. So here's a hooker for you to enjoy as you please... ^_^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 19:18, 8 Apr

Oh wow, who do I get to keep? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:27, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
The blonde wearing a red bow? I'm not even sure I want to know who you want to keep... :) Or get a bow for Mordillia... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 17:48, 12 Apr

Awesome audio files

Hello, I came upon your audio file collection, and one of them "Jews take over the world" radio news segment is classic: in the words of Jew-phobic Borat: "is funny". I swore the announcer is Sasha Baron Cohen (sounds like him), but the "bad" Israeli accent sounds French, German or Alsatian (the mixture of both languages) to me. I have the same satirical sense of humor like you do, but it's nice to meet you...and happy PesaCh/Passover. + 14:02, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

My pleasure indeed! Thanks for the compliments. I love making those, but I can't have anyone around while I'm making them, which is why I need to throw the missus out everytime I work on one of them :) ~Jewriken.GIF
Well, yours beat the time when I was asked to lend my voice to a villain in a video game but was unavailable to record it at the time. And it'd have been a little too close to my day job, it'd have felt like work...
But at least we got a valuable nugget of information there... If and when the next UnMeet is in 'dam, you'll just claim to be "recording a new sound clip" and we can have the after party at the 'Dillo residence without the missus. :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 18:02, 12 Apr

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:23, 9 April 2009 (UTC)


It's still stuck in March... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude


Mr. Oh-So-Powerful MoarDildo, do we have an UnJokes portal on uncyclopedia? the answer is no, right? Well, can you -in your never-ending sysopian and Jewish influence, wisdom and money- create one? 'cause, you know, this is a humour wiki.. We should have a portal for jokes, just pure plain jokes, you get at what I mean? I hope so SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:11, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I got a vague memory of us having something like that somewhere, I'll have to look it up to see if I'm halucinating as always. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:15, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
halucination from Sinai-grown hashish, right? Right :p. Now go summon forth thy admins, for the Intergalactic Council Of Sysops Of Uncyclopedia Of Wikia Of Al-Gore's Internets is about to be held. Let him, he who hath understanding, reckon the main-page portal of UnJokes, for it is a nessecary portal. It's portal six-hundred three-score and six. Now that's tr00 halucination SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 14:57, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
That's the best hash in the world, as you very well know ;). You can start a forum post and get the feel of the community for this idea. If it works, will start up this space. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:43, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Fake portal

Seeing how active you are at things counter-vandalism - is it possible to create a few fake pages, on stuff that have strong vandal magnetism, and redirect proven vandals to them automatically? The articles could also be self-fixing after a reasonable interval, for instance 15 minutes. I'm sure it's feasible - also I think it would save work in the long run. Smash my face in if I'm wrong. Yours respectfully, -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:41, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

It's not a problem to create it, but I don't think there's a way to direct the vandals there without directing anyone there...Got anything specific in mind? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:45, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
It was possible in the former times, but I guess only because the BB:s were mostly one-user versions. Hm. Is there a way to govern what a certain IP address sees? If not, I'm stuck. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:50, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Actually I'm not stuck yet: if it's possible to create self-fixing articles, they would give vandals a hobby that wouldn't bother anyone else. Once an article is seen to be vandal prone, admins could decide to make it into a self-fixing one (with the interval I mentioned, to give the vandal momentary satisfaction). Everyone would get their 15 min of fame at nobody's expense. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:58, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Not really, the only thing you can do is create a bot that will revert edits every 15 minutes, but it means that someone who operates this bot needs to have an active session at all times, so this isn't practical. Also, you do have the spambox. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:25, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Mm. Wouldn't this still be less trouble than always reverting them by hand - or would you need to create a bot for each article, and one for each admin per each article? Could it be a bot that gets active each time an admin logs in? Just ideas, I don't have a clear clue about what's practical and what isn't. There would be no difference to a protected article but the obvious one: give the hapless one a hobby without too much fuss. It would be fun to write articles for that purpose. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:38, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
There is a bot like that in place already. I can locate the code for you if you'd like. That one reverts any specific IP/username you choose under a specific interval. It's not very usable for admins because we simply ban the vandals but it can be used by any user who wishes so. The thing with bots, you can revert based on IPs or revert specific articles, but then - how would you recognize vandalism? Large removal of text is not always an indication. Also, a bot would have a hard time dealing with deletion of crap articles (it's feasible, but then someone will have to double check everything it deletes) and page movements. Some of it might be doable, but we'll need to talk it over with some of the bot people. Mainly, MrN9000 or Skullthumper. But there are too many potential problems in my view. Is there anything specific that troubles you? We didn't have any unusual vandal flood lately. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
No, I'm fine - I was just wondering if there was a way to have some fun at their expense. Thanks for the eggsplanaishuns! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 04:57, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Block me Too!

I still don't know what the "you are banned" message looks like from the user's point of view. Last time I woke up in the morning and saw the block log... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 21:25, 14 Apr

hey, me too, but not for too long.. A couple of minutes, maybe.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:45, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm... Maybe it is true that Luvvies and alcohol don't mix. After another cognac (I ran out of wine and moved on to the next stuff), it's starting to feel like an idea to blank your user page just to make you spank block me, gramps... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 21:53, 14 Apr

That Picture

I trace its origin to and some fake news story they made. They also happen to have a wiki called scrapeipedia. It's just some stupid chop that any of us could recreate (similarly) and use. There's even one with that Ledger pic with kids on a trampoline--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:54, 15 April 2009 (UTC)


On your user page while I was vandalising it, nonetheless... :o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 13:23, 16 Apr

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:58, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about that

But this was actually a new case. I wasn't aware there was an article titled Jewish History up until now. What do you think is the proper action? Should I leave things be? Should I nom it on VFD and ask it to be redirected to Jew? Should I use {{merge}}? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:57, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

If you think it's not good enough to exist by itself, you're welcome to put it on VFD. I wouldn't use merge - it's rarely being acted upon. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:00, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
I put a rewrite tag on it for now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:20, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Sarcastic comment

When I welcomed this Theodore hole gravy guy, he had only created his userpage. I welcomed him as to give him quick access to all the guides and policies we have at Uncyclopedia. I wasn't aware he created a page in mainspace with the same content as his userpage up until now. Seeing as it was recreated multiple times, this guy can correctly be described as a vandal. However, my question to you is: Why did you consider it appropriate to comment "good job on welcoming another vandal" when you deleted his talkpage?

If you want me to stop welcoming people, just say so. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:04, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't want you to stop welcoming people, I want you to review what they're doing before you welcome them. When a username creates a 3000+ characters userpage as a first edit, and if you glance quickly at it, it would be very clear that this guy is a cyberbully. And no, a user doesn't get immunity from cyberbullying bans even if he limits himself to his own space. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:19, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Well okay, I'll pay closer attention to things like that in the future. In the meantime, I'd really appreciate it if I don't have to see a comment like that appear in my watchlist. We all make mistakes sometimes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Um, in retrospect, I understand how all this may have appeared kind of twattish. I'm really really sorry if that was the case. Such was never my intention. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:03, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Userspace question.

Hey, I have a question as to what exactly I could post in userspace. You see, while i'm at school, the filter blocks direct access to YouTube. Could I post a list of the songs I like under userspace so I could listen to them at school, or is it still considered Vanity in userspace? Saberwolf116 22:29, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Should I answer twice? It's not a problem. Userspace is pretty free as long as you don't use it for cyberbullying or post hard core porn picture of myself with that goat. Or with MrN. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:40, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Aren't you ancient people supposed to be asleep?

Did Mordillia kick you out of the bedroom and tell you to sleep on the sofa tonight? O_o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 23:50, 20 Apr


Terribly sorry about the double post. Please accept this Jew treat as a token of apology.


Saberwolf116 00:22, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

That's quite awful. Thank you very much ;) ~Jewriken.GIF 07:31, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
I have to agree, those are rather horrible. I never understood the reason for using excessive
A) Sugar
B) Blue food colouring
And my daddy-in-law actually loves baking his blue sugar coated cookies and send them to me around christmas... O_o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 08:47, 21 Apr

I need help! I need penis! I need Moardildo!

HaShalom aleikom wa rahmat HaShem wa barakatoh ;) I need penis help with this signature of mine, kinda like yours. There is a problem with the syntax, I hope you fix it up. Thank you in advance, my lovely, lovely cousin :p Mahm00shA 11:56, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Salam aleikom wa`bismillah ya achi. I think that Sock took care of it already. BTW, it is forbidden for Jews to say the explicit name of God (Jehova and such), just so you wouldn't make that mistake when you meet one of our more friendly Israelis ;) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:04, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
fine, I'll stick with HaShem and Elohim (fine?) from now on. Now, could you please trim down the sig for me? Its almost as big as my penis Mahm00shA 12:13, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
But only! :). Sorry, with that I can't help, I'm not a chopping person. You can ask Sonja, I think she'll be happy to help. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

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