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Comb the recent changes!

Please leave new messages at the bottom

And when I say please I do ask for it nicely. No, seriously.

If you'd like an article restored, please live a link with your complaint and a restoration fee of 12 Euros. No Dollars please. Nobody takes Dollars anymore.

update:restoring fee is now 14 euros, excluding tax

If you'd like to use profanities, please be original.

If you'd like some more dildos, please hold the line, our representatives shall be with you shortly.

If that's you calling, Yettie, I have your teddy bear in store for whenever you want to come and visit
Beige Teddy Bear





Speedy despoil

Now, can we get an equally speedy ban please: Hiwhispeesss (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups). Ta. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:22, Jul 24

Oh, done as I was typing this. Ta. Anyway, that doesn't change the fact that this talk page has already been ruined for future generations by me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:23, Jul 24
DAMN YOU! IT WILL NEVER RECOVER! The first post is about a Goatse vandal. Snap. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
That's the penalty you pay for being the most active admin on this shift... Also, I think your talk page liked it, in a weird way. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:29, Jul 24
You know that NO means NO right? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:33, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Uh, No? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:54, Jul 24

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:42, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Why did you huff me?

That's all I wanted to know, and also, when I asked before, I didn't see the link to add a message properly. No hard feelings, I hope?Sean the wiry, bony, and thin 01:22, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

You know what? I can't recall. You must have been naughty since I don't normally huff user pages...but on this case I don't remember. It's the age. And the alcohol. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:07, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Alcahol? Are you Inebriated? And Sean if you tell him which article he huffed then you can have it restored to your userspace and can work on it at your lesure. If you want. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:06 26 July 2008
Well, I guess there's no point in being upset about it, because I've already redone my user page, I just wanted to know.Sean the wiry, bony, and thin 17:10, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Orian, I actually huffed his userpage O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 21:38, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I figured that out later. leave me alone I was tierd. But you still didn't answer the question: why? And are you? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:44 26 July 2008
Can't remember really. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:45, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Is that an answer to both questions? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:47 26 July 2008
I'm not inebriated. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:52, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh. Well Ok, it's just I dunno who he is. Kinda asking around. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:55 26 July 2008
Try asking The Thinker Orian. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:08, Jul 26

This was a shame...

22:21 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs) (changed protection level for "Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid": [edit=autoconfirmed:move=sysop]) 

I saw what happened with the move page... I hope it does not need to stay sysop only protected for too long... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:39, Jul 26

It's just the page movement, edit is as usual. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:53, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
You need to give me back my glasses. Mother told me this would happen... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:56, Jul 27

תודה לאל!

ארכבת! חשבתי שזה לא יקרה לעולם. --Yoyole123 (user page - talk) 15:06, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

כן כן, זה קורה בדרך כלל שהדף מגיע ל-100. רק בשביל לאתגר את הפציינטים. ובהזדמנות - מזל טוב אדוני הבירוקרט! שיהיה בהצלחה! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:18, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

תודה. לא הגעת בכלל ל-101? --Yoyole123 (user page - talk) 19:20, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
למה להיות קטנוניים?! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:56, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you!

Sudoku roll Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. Also: morning! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:19, Jul 28

Evening :). Just finished moving my apartment. I now have the muscle tone of a professional wrestler. And good one on yet another great feature...~Jewriken.GIF 19:57, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

There is no Cab..

(Huff log); 08:36 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Garyism": Wikipedia hasn't heard of you. Neither have we.: content was: '== The faith == Garyism is one of the more mysterious modern religions. Founded by Prof. Gary Yan (born 1993-), it has quickly found a following. The actua...' (and )

Um, you deleted that vanity, and the creators edits disappeared from recent changes also. Is that what normally happens and I have never noticed before? I was going to send a welcome message telling him about vanity and creating stuff on his user page. Hang on, who are these people? Where did you come from. Where are you taking me? AAAAAAAAAAA! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:44, Jul 30

Drugs are bad m`kay? And yes, this is standard. When you huff something, it vanishes from the recent changes. The big brother erases history O_O. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:49, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Yet another person who didn't bother starting a new heading or sign his comments

Hey, it wasn't taht bad!

I'm afraid it was. Didn't make much sense as it was. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:10, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Master Zim

I asked RAHB to help around with Unnews since you're not on every day, and as much as I love the Unnews palace I don't seem to get in there too much lately. I hope you don't mind! Let me know if you have any reservations or just want pie. I always have a pie available. Cheers! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

It's just occured to me: you are possibly among the top ten cool Jews I know. Thanks for all of your help with UnNews, and for keeping me in your wetware L2 cache memory. I've been absent mostly due to PC problems, and also some home issues getting in the way of my proper life ie, doing UnNews stuff. You rock significantly; just thought you should know. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:40, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

the new eincyclopedian welcome template!!!111

I took the liberty to update the eincyclopedian welcome template. its true that I remorselessly ripped off some of your ideas, but basecly its original (please don't sue us!!!) yea, anyway what do you think? RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 18:02, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

answer me vile vermin!!!11 RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 09:01, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Stop deleting my article before I have finished it you utter prick,

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Yeah, fucktard! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Who says manners are dead, cockmuncher? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:07, Aug 1
This seems like a good time to post the ASCII penis bird. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:10, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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I tend to get a rash when people call me an utter prick. Even though I am. (Block log); 18:31 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked User:62.3.228.31 with an expiry time of 1 week: This block is sponsored by BT. BT, for better communications, cleaner earth and baked beans for all) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:31, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Starting a new section

In an effort to not interfere with the above, but I just had to let you know the above just gave me the best laugh I have had for quite some time. I'm still laughing even as I type this. Extremely amusing... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:37, Aug 1

Probably due to the ASCII penis :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:40, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Request for assistance

Hi there old chap, hope you're well. Quick request: I've got some important stuff to do at work at the moment, and I'm spending more and more time on here instead, which is a Bad Thing. I suspect I could get in quite a bit of shit if I don't have a very productive week. The problem is, I'm easily distracted by this place. I'd ask for a week's ban, but I'd like to get on of an evening when I have time, so can you ban me for about 8 hours when you first log in in the mornings this week please? If you're busy yourself, fair enough, I'll take a 5 day ban and kick my heels in the evenings instead. But yeah, I really need to focus this week, so the help would be appreciated! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:09, Aug 3

We need to start a support group for Uncyc addicted users... Maybe I will start a page... ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:07, Aug 3
Yeah, I can see something like that taking off. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Sycamore awkwardly gets up, Hello my name is Sycamore and I'm an Uncycloholic. I have been for ten years and I've lost count of the times I've woken up in my own vomit, consisting mostly of uncooked frozen chips--Sycamore (Talk) 14:16, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:22, Aug 3

Help me with this

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Chez_Anthony/A_Candle_for_a_Sin_Movement I think the content is pretty good. I need help with this to make it better though. I wanted to add a link to "dr. seigh tunn" to "satan" article and a picture of the hindenburg burning. --Chez Anthony 11:36, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:51, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Yanon

is trying to take control on eincyclopedia again, and this time he decided to block the site at a few days, including kipur day, yitzhak rabin and tisha beav, can you please enlighten these idiots? RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 16:44, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I told you that as long he is holding his position as a sysop over there, I'll be staying away. I have no real desire to encounter this creature again. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:05, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:27, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:52, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Hi

Getting more unusual to see you around here at the moment - are things getting busy as certain events draw close? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:37, Aug 18

Ah yes, the ominous wedding. Only 15 days remain and the stress is on. I'm flying back home tomorrow, and it seems that the missus has a list of things she wants me to prepare before the event. I was hoping for some desperate messages on my talk page claiming that "I'm being sorely missed" and "We'd like to have your babies" and whatnot. But it seems that I need to create a "fuck you, a short and concise message of why am I away" forum to get attention around here. How is your "event" coming along? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:46, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Well, I wanted to tell you about the whole "having your babies" thing, but I was afraid that would be a little awkward for a talk page message. Especially since you're getting married. It just...would never work out. -RAHB 11:57, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Its not too late to pull out and to head to the hills. Only messing, marriage is a great institution, and if anyone need institutionalising its you, mate! ;) If you are looking to take your mind off your impending doom, I mean, future happiness, see if this inspires anything in you. Also, I'd like to have your babies. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
To be honest I've missed you in your ever greater absense, paticulrly during evenings and so forth, and I have vowed at some point soon to have a stern word with you about the Birds and the Bees and what those balloon machines in toilets are for. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:01, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Y'know I'd have left all sorts of messages about missing you around the place were it not for my own impending nuptials and the shitloads of my time they're taking up. I'm not sure the honeymoon's gonna be enough to recover from it, to be honest! Fun, isn't it? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:15, Aug 18
Oh hey Under User. I've been meaning to tell you something. I want to have your babies. Shame really, since you're getting married and all. Maybe I'll get Mordillo to give me his babies. Oh...right. -RAHB 12:20, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Sure, that'd be no problem. As long as by "have" you mean "eat, and by "babies" you mean popular British candy confection "Jelly Babies". Anything else would be creepy, and is probably better addressed to Orian. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:43, Aug 18
Tell you what, I'll have all of your babies if you promise to show up at the wedding dressed as Anna Kornikova. Which, I believe, is a well known English tradition? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:51, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Shalom, Sabba!

I'm sorta back, had technical problems with my computer, and only recently managed to remember to come back home... Did I miss anything? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:28, 19 Aug

Errr... Typical, I only now remembered what I would have wanted to ask you about. There are some articles I'd love to be able to delete in my user space, is there a way for me to do it, or do I have to for example QVFD them? o.O -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:44, 19 Aug
QVFD 'em with the comment "author request". If there's a lot, people put maybe --Begin Author Request-- above them, and --End Author Request-- somewhere else, although I'm not sure about the specifics of it. A Mordillo sighting around here is also a rare sight at present. Something about impending wedlock, I think. Although some people seem to want to have his babies... --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:03, Aug 19
Oooh.. I don't know how to say "congrats" in Hebrew :( Ah well... I guess that's where I'll go when I bother next time... *hugs UU* Cheers, -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:22, 19 Aug

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:24, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

WTF?

You didn't waste any time reverting my simple edit. Is there so little going on around here? Perhaps you could enlighten me on why this edit was necessary. --Frogturd 13:24, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Which one? Also, I was about to drop you a line about recreating previously deleted articles, which you seem to have a history of doing. I suggest you stop doing that. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:27, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Why not recreate the pages? As for history, I disappeared for 18 months and only recently returned hoping that things may have changed. I can't see any good reason for reverting my changes. There seems to be much less activity around here than before, so I guess things haven't changed. If anything, got worse. Have fun throwing your weight around here, I'm off. See you in 12 months or so.

Why? Because it was voted for deletion by users who didn't want it around, that's why. You still haven't figured how this place works? As for reverting - you changed a template that has been in perfectly good order for three years to something way too politically complicated to have any kind of humor value, at least in my opinion. As for the other one - you reverted Mr9000 for no good reason in my view, dropped a perfectly good paragraph for a headline with nothing under it. That's why. How about instead of making a dramatic exit, you create something new and fresh and help us poor sods who obviously don't know bollocks about writing? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:40, 28 August 2008 (UTC)


Well they can vote again... can't they?
MrN9000 removed my original headline to the paragraph underneath which I also wrote. To me, they were integral and the paragraph lost something when the headline was removed.
As for the template, I think Un-American and Anti-American are becoming synonomous and there is too much political tension in the world without fostering it here. When I think of the thousands of young American lives lost in Iraq, this anti-American sentiment disgusts me, and I'm not even American. It's big business and politicians who have blood on their hands, so let's take the piss out of them. The bastards.

Sorry if I'm butting in a bit too far here, but have you considered starting articles in your userspace, i.e. User:Frogturd/Article - that way you can finish the work and get it reviewed - and avoid any dispute in the mainspace? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:40, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
What he said. Also, as for MrN - just drop him a line, and I'm sure you two can settle the best version. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:45, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Ah.... you can do that can you? That sounds like the solution. Prepare for an onslaught of drivel and shite in my user space.--Frogturd 15:03, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

query

i noticed that none of the IPs i listed on ban patrol for recreating deleted pages were in fact banned. was this because it isn't a bannable offense, or because the pages in question had already been re-deleted? i ask for future reference, and not for any wuss reason like 'you hurt my feelings'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:34, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

I usually drop the hammer on recreations if they do that more than a couple times. Some IPs and new users don't actually realize that it was deliberatly deleted. I remember that my first ever edit (which was to Oscar Wilde!) was reverted, and I was thinking - damn! a system glitch! I take under considerations that not everyone know the wiki system well enough to understand it. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:59, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
ah okay, i hear you. i fondly remember my first edit - an oscar wilde quote, concerning rogue punchlines, to Jurassic Park. i also fondly remember it being instantly reverted. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:16, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Ironic as your "Jesus Christ its a TRex, get in the car quick!" may be amongst your best work to date. ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
oddly enough, i distinctly remember making myself laugh until my sides hurt at that idea, which thankfully did not lead to me spamming it on dozens of pages and getting infinibanned. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:46, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Morning Mordillo. Have a good one

So yeah, I believe the time is nigh. Well, a few short days hence anyway. So as I've no idea when I'll next be on, and no idea when you'll next be on, I figured I'd wish you all the very best for next week now. Hope it goes well, you have great weather, and wishing you every happiness thereafter. I'll raise a glass in your direction. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:00, Aug 29

What he said! Good luck and happy tidings, Mr. Dillo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 08:05, Aug 29
That would be Tuesday, 19:00 UTC more or less. The weather would be horrible (it's 35 degrees, 70% humidity, and our damn air condition broke down yesterday!) but other than that all should be good :) Thanks guys! Appreciate it! I'll drink one in your honor. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:01, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
And you do realise that Mrs Dillo will be legally allowed 50% of your edit count and featured articles. I'd get that pre-nuptual sorted out now mate! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Damn! And I was eying the double figure feature by now. Mrs. Dillo? MRS DILLO! COME IN HERE! WE NEED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:39, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Are you planning on making her Ma Dillo? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I'll have to learn what "grandma" is in Hebrew... And if I've recovered from this night's party by Tuesday, I'll sure as hell raise you a glass. However I've got no bloomin' idea what this UTC is. No-one ever bothers to explain things to me online... *sobs* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:13, 31 Aug
Hey lovely! Long time, how is your health? UTC=GMT. Also, grandma in Hebrew is Safta. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:27, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm sane-ish. Getting used to a new job and still having a complex bug related to .js no-one seems to be able to even improvise a fix to. Nuthin' special, so to say. *hugs* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 07:14, 1 Sep

Hay Jew

Get on IRC some time. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 08:59, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

You got any special discounts today? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:01, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:08

Thank you Mordillo

I appreciate that but don't worry my mind is quite at ease anyway. --Narcissus Black 23:21, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey. I'm new to this and I'm kinda a ..... noob(there, I said it). Could you please help me? thanks.

The dark prince 16:03, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for replying!

I was hoping you'd drop in on this User:The dark prince/Article about stuff page any time you can and give me your honest opinion. I'd be writing stuff in there pretty darn soon. And am I allowed to write stuff about myself on my user page?(seems like an awfully stupid question to me too - but just trying to be sure)

Quick question: When I make a heading in the article, does it automatically add a link to the contents part of the article?

Thanks.

The dark prince 20:57, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

So, writing about yourself is, generally, discouraged. We have very limited articles which refer to specific authors, and only for well known editors in the site. So for now, I'd try to avoid it. The table of contents is automatically added every time you have three headings and onwards. As for the link you left, let me know when you have anything there. You can also post it here. I will be away for several days, but I'll reply when I'm back. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC)


Thanks. I won't be writing stuff about me - except a few quotes I came up with. I'll use that link as soon as I am done with the article. I did add something to my user page though. check it out when you are free The dark prince 10:07, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Just to drop in (I'm Mordillo's son - not in real life, in virtual life) but you are allowed to write about yourself on your userpage, if you want to, but otherwise pretty much avoid it. And Mordillo, where art thou going? I demandeth to know! - [10:29 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
An educated guess would be: honeymoon. It being his wedding today and all. Join me in raising a glass to the happy union of Mr and Mrs Dillo. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:52, Sep 2
Ahhh! Of course! Unfortunately all my glasses are actually plastic...due to a series of unfortunate events. But I'll be happy to raise a plastic to Mr and Mrs Dillo! - [10:54 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie


haha - okay "junior". Thanks to you too. I extend an invite to you to comment and criticize. I have signed my entries to the DYN section. Feel free to ridicule(and maybe praise it - just a lil atleast). The dark prince 10:46, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Will do. In the mean time I see you want adoption, Mr. Prince. What do you say, do you wanna me Mordillo Junior Junior? It'll be fun...I'll let you stay up all night! - [10:50 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Adoption

I wasn't sure how else to contact you so i did it here (that and for teh lulz)...

adopt me? --Tha Ilest...! 17:34, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

I think the great Mordilloman is away, I'm afraid. - [18:09 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

So should I find another person or wait for him? --Tha Ilest...! 21:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Depends - what do you need help with? The Dark Prince 22:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
I was tryna get adopted... I heard bout it in my talk. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Epidemikk (talk • contribs)
Ytty is right - mr. mordilloman IS away. But I hear mr.ytty is adopting. The Dark Prince 08:01, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Ytty....heh, that's a new one. Hello, Epidemikk, I'm happy to offer adoption. I'm Mordillo Junior. - [08:23 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh, I'm sorry. What do you prefer to be called as? The Dark Prince 08:25, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
You can call me what you like. In the beginning I was "YTTE" (coined by Cajek) and recently - partly due to Orian57 - I have become "Yettie". Well not too recently. - [09:03 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Okie. And by the way, I'm going to be done with the article on Death pretty soon. How do I get some one to review it and get the "warning - this page sucks and is going to be deleted pretty darn soon" status removed? The Dark Prince 09:59, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
My first thoughts on the article are this: Far, far too many quotes and far, far too many lists. You can submit it to Pee Review via the little submit box at the bottom. However, be prepared to get a not-too-positive review. Don't worry, all first few articles aren't stunning. - [10:02 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
10-4. I actually wanted to talk to you about the quotes thing. I did remove quite a lot of quotes but a certain someone un-did a few a the changes, saying that it was, in fact, funny. I would love to remove 'em again but I don't really
want to get into an argument. Any advice O holy one?(*Sits on some sofa eating some pie*) The Dark Prince 10:08, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
The box thingy wasn't supposed to be there. what the hell just happened?! The Dark Prince 10:10, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Simple, you started a new line, and did so with a space. You must have hit the enter key while typing or something. Anyway, why not take this conversation to Yettie's talk page so Mordillo doesn't return to a page full of chat that doesn't concern him? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:13, Sep 3
I was just going to say that. Or, we could just say Mordillo at the beginning and end of every sentence... - [10:19 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Community thingy

I was starting a community for uncyclopedia on this social networking site orkut and was wondering if you were interested to join, or not. Figured it would attract more users, and hence more articles. Do tell me if you give a rat's ass. bye The Dark Prince 07:53, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Why not post something about this at the Village Dump Forum? - [08:14 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
10-4. The Dark Prince 10:34, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
What does 10-4 mean? Oh and we can continue this discussion at your talkpage, okay? - [10:40 3 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Please adopt me!

I am an adowable n00b! Pwease adopt me! I need a big stwong administwator to pwotect me! And help me edit stuff!!!!!!!!! I will wov you forwever and ever if you adopt me!!!! wots of wov JeNkIn (lol cheese) xxxxxx

Hey! You sound cool. Anyway, see above in the "Adoption" section...Mordillo is kinda away for a while, so I'm covering for him. Not too long, though. Can I help? - [20:06 4 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Should I twy the other adopters? JeNkIn (lol cheese) 07:51, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
I'm another adopter, here to help. Unfortunately I'm not an admin...but that's a better thing, cause it means I don't have to wallow around in the filth of vandals and the like, and therefore have more time for my lovely, alcoholic children. Wanna be adopted? - [15:55 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I would wov to be adopted!!!!!! JeNkIn (lol cheese) 17:29, 5 September 2008 (UTC)


I'm Out - blame the pixies!

Hi Mordillo hope you're good. Cute movie by the way, reminds me of poster I once had. Enny hoo. This is just to say byzee-bye, auf widersehen, cheerio and tara from Uncyclopedia. No hard feelings etc, but my Article entitled "The Real Stoke on Trent" appears to have been deleted. Not a problem. However, when I checked the deletions list, it became apparent that four hyperactive little pixies, to wit "Under User", "Sir Sycamore", "Mr Monkey" and "Dexter 11134" seem this weekend to have gone on a bit of a gratuitous deletion spree. I don't mind at all, I only wrote the article as bit of a laugh, and I know for a fact that it's been linked and circulated among exiled Stoke on Trent folks in Canada, the US, New Zealand and Finland, so has probably brought a few more readers to Uncyclopedia.

If these users are administrators or have some responsibility in running the site well, okay, I'm still a bit pissed off but that's how it is. If they AREN'T, it genuinely does bug me that the article appears to have been torpedoed on the say-so of four ordinary members with the critical faculties of a small bowl of cranberry jelly who get off on flexing their mightily-muscled deleting fingers.I thought this sight was for fun, if it's going to turn into some kind of cyber-playground where I can get slapped around and humiliated by a bunch of braying arseholes, then I'm out. There's probably a long list of contributors who had their articles deleted by the Flatulent Four at the same time who probably feel the same and I honestly don't blame them.

So I'm off. Thanks for everything. It's been fun, but I don't anticipate returning. Cheers Moriarty 79 x

My Input: One, Uncyclopedia and many other wikis (I may add) pride themselves on allowing its users to partly make decisions in votes (you know...like the things they use to elect presidents and prime ministers, all over the world in many democratic nations?). Also those users you named happen to be very experienced users, or very good writes themselves. UU's been around for ages, and knows a thing about humour. This site is for humour and fun. But just because it's a humour wiki doesn't mean anything sticks and that quality isn't strictly monitored. This is clearly outlined in a load of places. Just because we do humour, doesn't mean we have low standards. And a honest, friendly suggestion... Some articles that don't really fit onto Uncyclopedia may fit well onto sites such as Illogicapedia. Why not go and investigate? - [21:31 7 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
My input (far more important than YTTE's since I'm one of the "pixies"): One, there is no space between "Dexter" and "111344". It's all one word, "Dexter111344". Two, I've been here since 2006. I've earned the right to not be called a "pixie". Third, ???. Fourth, PROFIT! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:36, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
Perhaps the point which may have been missed here is that those articles which were deleted were all voted for deletion by the community as a whole. It's not about an one user in particular. We are relatively democratic and do like everyone to have their say. I'm not an administrator either... However if you do wish to stick around Moriarty (I really hope you do) I'm sure that Mordillo or another admin will be very happy to bring the deleted articles back from the dead for you. He will be able to move a copy to your userspace where you will be able to work on them for as long as you wish. When you think they are ready, check with Mordillo, and if they are improved enough he will let you move them into the mainspace. On a side note Moriarty, I know it can sometimes feel that you are being singled out... PLEASE don't think that. That's not how we roll on Uncyclopedia. Your articles just happened to be in the firing line on this occasion. I hope you don't leave. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:46, Sep 7
Wow I'm part of the flactulant four! — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:01, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey Jude(n)

Mazel tov and lek'haim on the wedding, old buddy... sorry I haven't managed to catch up with you recently. Drop me an email and tell me how things are. The missus and I are also contemplating a Eurobreak sometime in October, and your fair city is one of those on the list - how are you fixed around then? Answers on a postcard... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:44, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey! I was meaning to send an email apologizing for being an ass lately, and to completely missing out on our summer holiday planning. October sounds good, I'll drop you an email. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:49, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Just out of curiosity, when you guys meet up in meatspace, do you use human names or internet names? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:00, Sep 10
We use female names. I call him Claudette. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey there sexy!!

Mordillogirl

I was thinking about you when I took this picture, you big hunk of man-flesh!

Hi there, gorgeous! I think it's time I stopped stealing glances at your sexy profile and came and properly introduced myself! Hee-hee!

My name is Adina Abramowicz. That's right! A.A., and I'm sure you'll be giving me an A+ after we meet! Hee-hee! On Uncyclopedia, I edit under the screen name User:Inebriated. My hobbies include writing quality articles like Gauche and the now-deleted "Tits or GTFO", and running my hands through your thick, curly hair.

I heard you might have a tiny problem with your lack of sexy redhead admins, baby! Well, I can make that problem go away for you, sexy. I can make all your problems go away.

So cum chat me up on my talk page, you ravishing little devil, you, and we can talk all about when I can start making all those nasty vandals disappear from this site!

Love you, babe!

XOXO Inebriated 03:11, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Wow. Even I was arroused there slightly. Or maybe it's down to the vigra I took. I heard it makes masturbation funner. I was lied to. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 03:15 11 September 2008
Adina Abramowicz?! That's a name proper for my grandmother! I'm afraid I cannot possibly be with someone who reminds me of my grand mother. Also, weren't you infinibanned? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:24, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Cheers

Thanks man. I may be on over the next couple of days, but I can't be sure, so I'll say tatty byes for now, and a final good morning (even though it's the afternoon for me) to be going on with. See you next month! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:22, Sep 12

Come back soon! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:23, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Probably would find out about this one but

...since I'm (relatively) lazy I'll ask you. How do articles end up in the Recent articles list on front page? Multiliteralist 08:34, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

By clicking this magic link!. BTW, you might want to check UN:SIG. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:05, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, that's what I figured - only, the page is locked to prevent editing (easy to see the reason, I admit). Multiliteralist 12:17, 13 September 2008 (UTC) ...so, I cannot add anything to it. The signature bit is OK, I'd make one, but eh - not so interested in working out the code bit. Is there someone whose sig is so simple I can readily see how to edit it to make up my own? Multiliteralist 13:05, 13 September 2008 (UTC) Nothing about the signature any more, got it settled. By the way, I erased the welcome message since I had read it etc. and then I saw some admin real angry about someone else having done so. Will I be punished?--Multiliteralist 13:25, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes got the SIG bit working, thanks for the tip.-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 13:32, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

As for the recent articles template, it's locked for registered users. So, you have to be logged in to edit it. Also, if you've just registered a couple of days ago, it takes a few days before you can edit semi-locked pages. Give it a try again tomorrow or the next day. You sig looks good! And I don't think you'll be punished for clearing your own talk page, unless that specific admin had too much to drink that day :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:08, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

OK - it's not as if I want punishment... -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:45, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

WHOOPEE!

I'm unblocked. I enjoyed reading your edit summary when you blocked me by the way Mordy, though I hardly deserved to be. Might I ask what you meant by "You will stop an narcissus"? I didn't quite get that part. --Narcissus Black 00:28, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Mainly this, recreating a page that was deleted five times, one of these after being voted for deletion is a bit over the top. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:02, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Have you seen how many times High School Musical has been deleted? It makes my head hurt. --Narcissus Black 10:33, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Created by different individuals, some of them actually trying to put some content into the article. As for the Narcissus - here is your answer. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:42, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I see. You were calling me a narcissist. What gave you that impression? --Narcissus Black 17:38, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Your attitude. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:58, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes, I suppose I do have something of an imperious air of haughty arrogance about me don't I. --Narcissus Black 22:16, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Psst

Hey, you. You're an admin, right? I heard it from a guy. Don't ask me who. I protect my sources, man. There are a couple of articles I'd like you to restoar, if you don't mind:

  1. Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/The_Lorax_(again) I put this on QVFD because the queue for Pee Review was too long, and I thought I was going to get enough feedback from VFH to keep going. Instead, the cabal met me with overwhelming apathy and not a bloody single reason given for against votes or even abstains, so it looks like I'll need this after all. If you restore this, maybe it will look as old as the day it was deleted so it will be further ahead in the queue. I have no respect for anyone who's waiting before me, you see.
  2. Could you send yourmometer to my userspace, please? I remember liking that one.

Also, how do I sign my messages? Kthx. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Syndrome (talk • contribs)

Done and done. And if you ask me again about sigs, I'll throw the red tilde at you. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Thank you. Expect a slew of humor at the expense of your mom shortly. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:54, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
My mom complies. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:00, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Vandal

Vandalism in progress. Proxima Centauri 13:18, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

I second that, please block this idiot. Have cleaned up so far but the guy is still at it. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 13:37, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 11:08, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Say

Hey, Mordillo. I'm going to have to get back to you about that. It's been a long time since I listened to that audio, and I don't remember it clearly. I'd listen to it now, but my sound card is on the fritz, so I'll listen tomorrow at the computer lab at uni, and get back to you. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 15:16, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Not too urgent really, just curious. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:17, 17 September 2008 (UTC)


"Why did you huff me?" Part Deux

HEy Mordillo, why did you just huffed my page on SourceForge? Perhaps it was'nt going along your sense of humour, but I feel it's quite unfair to completely remove it, especially since it was my very first Uncyclopedia page. I expected users to actually improve pages rather than just drop them in the trash bin. Why so harsh? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Christhi (talk • contribs)

You had an expired ICU tag on it, and it did need some work which I felt wasn't put into it since the tag was placed. If you'd like, I can restore it to your own space and you can work on it further before moving it back to the main space. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:34, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Ok. Well I guess you were just kinda applying the ICU policy... But that's ok I accept your generous offer, and I'll try to make it more Uncyclopedia-like before publishing it (although nobody told me what did I had to improve, aside from the funnyness of the first paragraph, which I updated).

Thanks The preceding unsigned comment was added by Christhi (talk • contribs)

here it is. You can place it here to get feedback if you feel you'd like some. Good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:17, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

בוט

שלום, אני משתמש דולי מאיןציקלופדיה. אשמח אם תוכל להפנות אותי לדף בקשת רשיון בוט (אמור להיות בפורום אם אני לא טועה). תודה,
Yelod 18:00, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

הי דולי, מה נשמע? דגל בוט מתקבל באמצעות בקשה לSTAFF. נראה לי הכי יעיל להשאיר הודעה לSANNSE או בדף השיחה שלה פה או בויקיה עצמה. דבר איתי אם אתה לא מסתדר. בהצלחה. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

טוב, תוודה רבה. Yelod 21:47, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

50!

Either you blocked me or you unblocked me, whoever you are: and for oneor both of those, you deserve some sort of award. /me waits for someone to give Mordillo an award... Weeeellll??? Give him an award!   Le Cejak <0:42, 20 Sep 2008>


It's about time!!!! I had to wait here on the interwebs for like, 5 minutes! It's scary there! Anyway, even though MrN was late with the award, I still say you deserve it for banning me 50 times, Mordillo. Thank you. Thank. You.   Le Cejak <0:59, 20 Sep 2008>
Actually, I think I was on the unbanning side most of the time, but I have no issue at all changing sides if you'd like me to! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:13, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Templates

Hi, if I cook up a template, how to save it (and so forth if any)? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:00, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

You create is as a normal article but you name it like this:[[template:mytemplate]]. After that, you use it as any template: {{mytemplate}}. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:12, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:51, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

made up a template

Secret multilit This article has a deep, secret meaning.
To understand it properly, you must perform a secret rite.
You will know when the time comes. You will know.
- if you find a use for it (like swishing articles labeled with it to conspiracy category) you're welcome to edit it. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:13, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

HA-HAA, you've been BLOCKED!

(Captain Obvious on Mordillo being blocked) It seems there is justice in the world. Ooh, the irony. --Narcissus Black 14:54, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

How to:Use Construction Templates

HowTo:Create a parallel universe looks cool. I took the liberty of puting construction template onto it so others don’t mess with it. I hope that was OK. Sorry to trouble you. I know you are busy. Proxima Centauri 17:53, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Sure, and don't worry about "bothering me", I'm here to help. And to collect protection money. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:05, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Hi from désencyclopédie

Mpfartshirt

Greetings from Camembert-sur-Merde

Thanks for the message. As we have a lot of translated articles from Uncyclo, it's just en attempt to have a balance. And to conquer the world. Many admins from désencyclopédie are already conspiring against you. Watch your snails. Pattalong Nuculaire 11:05, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

I hid all my frogs as well. Merci bien for the fart! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:13, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

This is what fooled me...

"...or you can log in again as the same or as a different user." So I naturally thought anyone may have as many nicks as they want to. Is this a secret device to catch a noob? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:09, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Where is that from? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
It's from the logout dialog. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:01, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Ah! I'll look it up the mediawiki files tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

|\|008 looking for adoption Silentspring 17:22, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Be warned, before adoption... Mordillo has a teddy bear fetish. That is all. - [17:24 24 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'm certainly old enough to be adopted all right. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:03, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Do you wanna be adopted, Mr. Literalist? Cause I'm down for whatever... he he he... - [18:30 24 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Adopt me?

Oskrawr is in need of adoption. Would you take pity on that foo, and adopt him?

OK, all potential adoptees, list your name here again please. I got all confused now. Yettie, you afraid of having little brothers? Stop stealing candidates off my talk page! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:39, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
He he...sorry...just trying to make you look even older than you already are. You know how many granchildren you have? And you're about to have another... - [21:40 24 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oskrawr wishes to be adopt? Do you has.
Hey, Oskrawr, remember to sign everything you say on talkpages and forums with four tildes (~~~~), which will generate link to your userpage and the date. Also, why not let me adopt you? Seriously, surveys have shown that Yettie adopties have a 50% higher chance of being NXWave 100% chance of being cooler... (oh shit). And to Mordillo: :P. - [16:58 25 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Seriously Yettie, this is not funny anymore. When users would like to be adopted by you, they'll drop you a line. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:40, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
Sorry. /me backs off It's just I like soliciting for stuff. Anyway, Oskrawr, please ignore me. - [17:42 25 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

You can kidnap me back

There's no reason you should, I'm perfectly happy as Yettie's adoptee - but he stole me from this page as you point out so - -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 21:30, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry about it, if you're happy with Yettie, feel free to stay with him. he is a great guy - even though he runs a criminal organization. tsk tsk. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:00, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
WHORE ALERT! WhoreWatchDog
Oh man - that was so mean (sob)... My __ is ruined! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:23, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey :)

I'm glad you saw that :) In reference to your post on my talk page from 5 months ago :) <3 --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 03:01, 30 September 2008 (UTC) PS: Not dead, just not as active on the site

I'm not sure who you are, but you certainly need to reacquaint yourself with Uncyclopedia, posthaste! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:14, Sep 30
He's one of our legendary admins! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC)


Oh oops

Did that actually block you? Sorry, man! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:47, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea how that actually blocked me! :) Bloody mediawiki! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:48, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Shana Tova

...to you, also. 'Tis good to be back! RabbiTechno 10:16, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:26, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

מקרה חירום!!!!

ינון השתגע והוא וחבורת מטורפים התחילו במחאה כנגד הפלצת הערך אלוהים. הוא מתכוון לפתוח בהליכים משפטיים לסגירת איןציקלופדיה. למרות שברור לכולנו שהוא לא יכול לעשות את זה, האתר צריך להבהיר לו שמה שהוא עושה רק הורס להכל, אני אשמח אם תוכל להסתכל על הדיונים, ואם אפשר, להביע את דעתך לגבי הדחתו של ינון. תודה, RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 14:47, 5 October 2008 (UTC)


אולי עכשיו יהיה אפשר להביע דיעה יותר בנוחות באיןציקלופדיה. אני חושב שכדאי שתנסה, מצידך, לשקם שם קצת את ההריסות ולהשכין שלום בין שאר המשתמשים ולא לנצל את ההזדמנות לסגור חשבונות. אבל באופן כללי - אני מקווה שפני האתר ישתנו לטובה. בהצלחה. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:04, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

אלוהים ברא את השמים ואת הארץ ובחר בנו מכל העמים. הכי פחות שאפשר לעשות לכבודו זה להפליץ לו את הערך באיןציקלופדיה.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:35, 6 October 2008 (UTC)זה ממש מצחיק מה שהולך שם עכשיו, קודם כל, הוא נחסם, ושאר התומכים בהשמדת הערך אלוהים נרגעו, אבל הוא אמר שהוא מתכוון לפנות לרשויות השלטון הבין לאומיות כדי לטפל בזה והוא אמר שהוא יאיים על ויקיה שהוא יספר לכל העולם שיש אתר מטעם ויקיה שצוחק על אלוהים. אההההההההה!!!11 הצילו1!!! הוא רוצה להפוך את עצמו לבדיחה פרטית בין הסטאפים לשלושים השנים הבאות! אההה!!!1 RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 16:15, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

רשויות השלטוניות הבינלאומיות?!?! חשבתי שאנחנו היהודים שולטים בעולם?@ ~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

בדיוק, אבל מעל היהודים יש את הזן העליון של היהודים, זן שינון במקרה משתייך אליו... RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 17:44, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

double bubble trouble redirects

  • I wrote an article in user space
  • moved it to main space
  • moved back to user space to rewrite
  • moved back to main.

The redirect bit is confusing. What do I post to the page mentioned in the move dialog?

-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:47, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Generally, when a redirect points to another redirect, this is called a double redirect. Meaning - it wouldn't go anywhere, it just goes to another redirect. You just need to post all of the unnecessary redirects on QVFD and problem solved! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:52, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Cajek-shaped signal

Ah: It is you, my grampa! And tell me, what hilarious articles is thou working on, Mordillo? Something about the Jooz I presume?   Le Cejak <5:12, 06 Oct 2008>

Which one is that? ~Jewriken.GIF 06:08, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
No, I'm just assuming that you're writing something interesting... I like assuming: It makes an ass out of you and I.   Le Cejak <12:42 Oct 06, 2008>
I just like assess. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:45, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
You can assess me any time you want, sugarpants! (Feels good to talk to you again, Mordillo: hee hee)   Le Cejak <12:49 Oct 06, 2008>
Well, you can blame yourself for not visiting sooner!I was just waiting here with my ass bare and all! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Had A Look

OK, for what it's worth, I enjoyed what you'd done. I have to say that as I got to the end of the part you'd written, and scrolled down, my first thought was "how much of this is there?" and then I realised that's where your work stopped, and what you were asking about. So I'd say that leaving it there is the better option, as much more would be too much more.

Other thoughts: the first section of the Woodcutter (again) bit is a bit "block o' text" for my liking - I wouldn't change it as such, just add a line break at an appropriate point. (Blocks of text tending to put folks off and all). Also, when you're done and satisfied with it, give me another shout, and I'll run through and make some incredibly minor and pedantic linguistic tweaks (nothing major, just stuff that only bothers that language nerds. Like me).

I'm not sure how much feedback you want from me at this point. I like it as it stands, but I reckon a bit more polishing from your good self could make it shine still brighter. If you want me to be more specific about how and where, let me know. And now I'm going to haul my still somewhat jet-lagged bones to bed. Night! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:21, Oct 6

Thanks UU, the most important thing I got out of it is - don't take it any further and finish it here, which is what I thought to do, just needed someone to pat me on the head and say - it's OK Mordillo, you don't really have a big head, all the other kids have a small one. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:52, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Sorry I didn't get to the review last night - turns out Mrs UU had plans I was unaware of that involved me. I will get to it soon though - honest! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:12, Oct 10
No worries. So what's her full name? Undera Usera? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Real people

I’ve changed the names in UnNews:Fat kid farts. The older version features a school and names of pupils that could be real people. Proxima Centauri 13:22, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Proxima, that was most certainly Cyberbullying. I deleted it, and the IP got spanked. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:42, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey hey! Lazy arse for sale

Hey, er an admin needs to be updating this...my noob, the highly acclaimed recent NotM, with multiness, has lodged a complaint with me about it... Also popping bye to say...hi! Also can I interest you in my lazy arse? - [18:45 7 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

You know you can babe... /grabs Yetties arse. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:31 7 October 2008
Ewww! Not in front of our dad! - [21:07 7 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Our!? XD You're sick. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:08 7 October 2008
Maybe I should go make babies with Leddy. - [21:13 7 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I was was wondering...

if we could have a chat on the IRC at some point?:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:47, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Sure, can do. Do you want to set a chat for later on today? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:58, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
I'm on now and I should be able to talk some time later, but no later than 10:30pm (here) as I have to haul my ass into uni tomorrow - I should also be able to be around on the IRC tomorrow afternoon:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:07, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
Alright, I'll try to pop in in the next half hour. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:07, 8 October 2008 (UTC)


Prince George's County

Could you please restore this article and place a {{construction}} tag on top. I had to leave the computer and will fill out the article this evening so it is more than a stub. Thanks. Cheers!--Der Meister des Marionettes 17:08, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Done. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:00, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Is this up to standards? Cheers!--Der Meister des Marionettes 03:47, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

It's a bit short at the moment and needs a bit...imaginative content? How about tell about the history, geography, local attractions etc. Make it clear to people who don't know the place. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:05, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Trees

I humbly present to you in all its beautiful glory...

Your Family

Tiger. - [17:05 9 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Oh! I married you? You know you didn't have to spike my drink to get me to do that, coulda just asked. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:10 9 October 2008
P.S. This kinda makes my relationship with RT a bit dodgy really... oh well. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:12 9 October 2008
Your "relationship" with RT has always been a bit...dodgy... - [17:13 9 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
How so? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:16 9 October 2008
You're having a totally gay relationship with my totally straight son while trying to get into bed with me. SLUT! - [17:17 9 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yeah well well if you weren't so possesive I wouldn't feel I needed to get out!!! And RT likes it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:19 9 October 2008
He likes the sex bits, sure, but who wouldn't enjoy sex...even if they're having it with you. Actually sex with any member of the Royal family would be quite disturbing, but that's beside the point. He doesn't like the rape bits though, or the sex-related bits but most of all he hates the sex bits but rather enjoys the rape roleplay bits and the innuendo. But remember he really hates the Royal family! - [17:25 9 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
That's bloody marvelous that is! :) So Qua is d. for Deceased? Why not e. for Evil Clone? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:03, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
What about me and your daughter? we got married and I never asked you for permission, although she never asked me for mine either... this whole family is messed up. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:45 9 October 2008
And none of you EVER thought of your progeny while twisting and mangling yourselves into these horrendous, UNBIBLICAL relationships with each other. I can feel some terrible, nameless complex growing inside of me like a nameless monster... an echtoplasmatic, titanic bulk of sheer revenge cannot type changing form -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
I'm disappointed that our relationship isn't officially recognised, not that of our offspring Mhadillo. Also, why do you never write to us anymore? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
...We never really made our relationship official did we?! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008

Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:37, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Cookie!

Newcookie User:MMM has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Yo, an Update!

D-Jumper (Be warned. It is VERY hard to get a cookie from him.) --MMM 23:20, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

n00b possible help

Hi. Major n00b here. I have been informed that I suck more than anyone to ever visit Uncyclopedia, so I thought perhaps it would help if I could be adopted. Just curious first though -- how does this work? What exactly happens when you're adopted? --NinjaFolk 00:01, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh,Crap.

My Meta(person) Page got deleted before I could redirect it... That sucks for me. Could Ya' help me? Pretty Please? Pretty Please with a Scroll Dictating how to use the "Chaos Nova" on top? --MMM 15:25, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Voila! and sign your posts Or I shall hit with a very large fish. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
THANK YOU!... I'll Bring a grill and some lemons. "Wow, this fanfiction is great!" NOT THAT KIND O' LEMON, YA' HOBO!... heh, oh, And I owe you a scroll dictating how to use My technique. Don't worry! :)--MMM 15:25, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
I shall not worry then! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:26, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

New Technique: Chaos Nova!

Okay, This technique is hard to execute...

Step 1: Build up your (Chaos-Type) Energy (recommended to learn to do this in under 1.332 seconds, since they may counterattack otherwise.)

Step 2: Use Chaos Control,(slows down time... a lot.) Get in front of them if you aren't already after doing so.

Step 3: OK, This is the hard part. Use the speed of a technique called the chestnut fist(30 punches per second) to whip up 8 Balls of Energy around the enemy.(1 sec per ball, Step 3.5: Don't forget to Infuse your fists with Energy, otherwise the spheres will not be formed)

Step 4: Use the "Bakusai Tenketsu"(Breaking Point) technique to make the balls unstable, and since they will rotate around the enemy's center of gravity, that will also become unstable.

Step 5: RUN LIKE HELL! this is the point at which Chaos control wears off, so if you don't run, then you're probably going to bump into Team Rocket. In Midair. Dead. Carrying a fish.

Step 6: Return in 5 seconds after running, if you're still alive.

Step 7: VICTORY DANCE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR ENEMY'S DEAD CARCASS. YAY!!--MMM 16:03, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Errr...thanks? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:18, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
...I Quote, "Pretty Please with a scroll dictating how to use the "Chaos Nova" on top?"--MMM 17:30, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

For being Jewish

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

emotionally, like a channel five afternoon film "I just thought you knew":) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:09, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Redirects

So, you still in the process of cleaning up after that Imperator idiot, or should I go list all his redirects on QVFD? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Oct 15


Adopt a N00b

Please can you adopt me as a n00b, I need a bit of help to get going and i would relli appriciate ure help. Manadude2 20:07, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Please can you adopt me as a n0ob, I need some tips from a master (plus I was lured by the promise of a fresher matress!) super neonface 20:04, 17 October 2008 (UTC

You're an Oscar Mayer wiener! --Jim10271949 02:35, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008

--Sycamore (Talk) 09:36, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Hello Mordillo

I bet a week doesn't seem complete without getting blocked at least once for you. Do you mind if I ask what you did this time? --Narcissus Black 12:22, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Joke bans. I can't really be blocked. Take a look a Manticore's block log. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:23, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • 13:25, 21 October 2008 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked Mordillo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of a Morning Mordillo (This is the ban message you have waiting for you on my own personal wiki. If I ever make one. And you ever join.) --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:28, Oct 21
I'm pretty sure I did that you already once no? :) Also, Good afternoon UU! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:35, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Yes you did. I'm still recovering from the pain. The trauma. The scars that will never heal. The - oh, someone's brought cake into the office, excuse me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:42, Oct 21
And here I was thinking I was the center of the universe...~Jewriken.GIF 12:53, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
I think you'll find that's me. --Narcissus Black 15:02, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
That's probably true. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:03, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Thank you.

Well done by the way. --Narcissus Black 21:21, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

n0000000000b

hello mordillo - im a noob, and could do with adopting. im new around here, and a matress sounds pretty enticing. your noob pal Crubba :)

Hello Crubba. Well, no problems, only if you promise to behave and to put some effort into it :), seems my adoptees are vanishing lately. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:37, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

A cranky message

You asked about deleting the discussion page... I was trying to put the User discussion under another tab but people deleted the tab too fast and it just looked like I deleted everything--Crankybot 19:32, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Adopt me

please thanks. --Feeling free 19:15, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

Holla

!!! ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 02:26, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

HEY!

Sycamore, you fucking vandal! Leave conversations on the talk pages of others ALONE. 174.144.61.215 07:01, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Thank You!

Thank you for restoring the main page Mordillo!

--Constchar 09:17, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks from me as well:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:19, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

I resent the implication that am I inbred.

Silly jew. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 09:29, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Never hinted that. But the fact that you're raising the issue shows that you ARE indeed inbred. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:31, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Touche? — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 09:33, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
A oui oui! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:34, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Hey thanks for moving the article I wrote to my userspace. I had some trouble with writing that article and seemed like I wasn't the only one. Usually I enjoy the stuff I write, even if no one else does, but I didn't really like that one. I don't think I will continue to work on it. Should I just put it up on QVFD to get it deleted? Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 18:50, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Adopt a noob campain

I want to be adopted. (Is this what I do?) --Elliotcroft 23:43, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Could you give me back my user page which you just huffed? --God of Mercy 15:24, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Hya, Is that the IP user page? You already have one under your username. Why do you need one under IP? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:41, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't need it anymore. You didn't answer and I was impatient so I made it again. --God of Mercy 15:48, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
Nope, you made the right one, as before you made an IP one :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:51, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I mean I just made an account and recreated (or at least tried to recreate) the user page you huffed. --God of Mercy 15:58, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
No mate, you didn't. What you did is creating a user page when you were logged out (or before registering an account) - hence the user page was under your IP number, not your username, which we don't allow. You recreated it under your username when you logged in, which is perfectly fine. But let's forget this whole mess, and grab a beer shall we? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:04, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
So we shall. --God of Mercy 16:09, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

My dear Mordillo

I regret to inform you that some idiot called User:Dr.Skullthumper has blocked me for one year. Don't ask we why, I don't have a clue but you know I'm a nice person deep down don't you so would be so kind as to have a word with him please? I'd be forever in your debt. --User:Narcissus Black

I believe it was for yet another revert war with another admin, TKF, that blew his casket off. The best way to deal with this is to contact him directly - you can find him on IRC or send him an email. If you can't I can post a message to him on your behalf. Two tips though: calling the admin the banned you will probably get you very far. And don't edit while you're banned, otherwise your IP address will eventually be banned as well, which is a shame. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:00, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I'll put in my two cents here, not that they're worth even two cents: I'm getting the feeling this guy has exhausted the patience of the community and that the only problem with a yearlong ban is that it might be too short. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:20, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I always say as long as there's a chance of redemption...wouldn't hurt to speak with Thumper, and if he manages to show his (very deeply buried) nice side he might convince him to unban him. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:23, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
I have done but he ignored me! Oh by the way, it's me, the Great One. --81.153.236.144 11:52, 13 November 2008 (UTC)


help

edit my Eddie Caputo page plz dont delete just make new jokes and stuff. Eddie Caputo is a minor charactor in the first childs play movie.

"Wiki Crisis"

Hi, Mordillo. I'm running a Wiki Hosting service called YourWiki, and we're currently in talks with merging with ShoutWiki Inc., which is run by some familiar Wikia faces like Manticore, Pinky, Skizzerz, etc.

I read your notice about a possible Wiki Crisis, and if you guys are in need of any server space, I'm happy to try to accommodate you on YourWiki's servers, providing you can give us a little information about the traffic this site generates, etc.

We can provide you with a clean MediaWiki installation that is all yours, without any company breathing down your neck telling you how you can and can't run your wiki.

Consider my proposal, and if you want to talk to me about it, I'm "chuck" on #yourwiki @ chat.freenode.net (IRC).

Thanks, Cmelbye 03:39, 4 November 2008 (UTC).

Hi Chuck. Thanks for that. We're currently just starting to consider our various options, and we decide to go for hosting in a different location, we'll probably look at all possible options, but we're not just there yet. As soon as we're there, if at all, I'll drop you a line and you can give us more information. On a different note - a hosting company ran by Manticore and Pinky?! It rampant with mad bots and drunk inbreds? My god! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:41, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Hahaha, well, they haven't ruined my wikis yet ;-) They're technical team is made up of all really good MediaWiki developers, so I'm hoping from some good stuff from them ^_^ Cmelbye 23:02, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

Thoughts, replacement, piss off Sycamore?

I've had a go redoing the Oh Dear welcome - Its not that I thought the old one was too awful, I have thought that it seemed a bit off with wording etc. I've had a go here, but I've left the old one below so you can compare. If you think its just crap thats alright, but I hope that it might be an improvment:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:40, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

It's good - very polite...but it's lacking a bit...of a sting? We are addressing problematic individuals with that. Maybe We should put something there to emphasize that a. we know where they live and b. we shall not hesitate to drown their mother should they repeat the offence. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:46, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't think I'd be too good at one like that, I had hoped that a more positive one would be cooler, Ah well:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:03, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
Well, even a negative one can be delivered with a wink you know. It doesn't have to be threatening - but just gives them a small smack on the head. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:07, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole 11:27, Nov 6

Moves and blocks

Illogicopedia has moved from Wikia. There is still some activity at the old site. Watch what happens. We can learn from their example. I’ve already said when there was the discussion that I have no strong opinions about whether or not Uncyclopedia should move. We certainly should find out what moving involves.

Would it be good if there were 2 different versions of Uncyclopedia? You’re an administrator here. I’m an administrator 7 smaller wikis including Liberapedia. I decided to take up the issue of fair and unfair blocks because I’m a sysop on some wikis and have been blocked on others. That I felt put me in a good position to see the issue from both sides.

I deal out about 4 to 5 blocks a week on average depending on how the vandals are behaving. I try not to be corrupted by power. Of 200+ blocks that I’ve dealt out there are 2 or 3 which I feel may not have been justified. We are all human beings. We can all make mistakes.

Finally I decided the best way to prevent sysops being corrupted by power is to limit their power. If a user is blocked by mistake that user should be able to go somewhere else. The same applies to users who’ve been fairly blocked and have learnt from their mistake. The out and out vandals will just get blocked everywhere. There’ll be a bit more work blocking them and reverting what they’ve done. Proxima Centauri 14:45, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Regarding moves: ?pedia is a bit different from us if only for the reason that it has a smaller community and smaller traffic/storage space. So our move would be a bit more complicated. Other than that, no decision has been made yet, so we're waiting for the cabal leaders to start working a solution with wikia and update the rest of us.
As for the blocks - I don't really understand why are you bringing this up? Do you thing that we block users unfairly? I'd say that most of the users who get block, usually deserve it. I'd say that most of the admins here are pretty fair, although we're all prone to mistakes. As for those who don't, there are two different ways to handle it: 1. send an email to the blocking admin (option available via the admin's talk page) 2. Go to the IRC channel, there is nearly always an admin present who can discuss the block. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

I don’t know how often the admins block user mistakenly. I know there are a few mistakes. I know you wade through any amount of shite. I’ve waded through quite a bit too. Here’s a recent example. Why is it so difficult to become an administrator here? Why don’t you appoint more admins and share the burden? Something doesn’t add up. I don’t know what’s happening. Proxima Centauri 16:12, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

The less administrators a site has, the better. We only appoint new admins when we really need them. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Nov 8
I think we ave more than enough admins. When you lead a humor wiki - too much admining might kill the artistic panache that we're all looking for. Also, admins are usually veteran writers here. A new admins is usually one less writer - which is a shame really. As for mistakes - they'll always happen. Always. There is no connection with the amount of admins to the amount of potential mistakes made. As you stated, we're all human and we will make mistakes. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:24, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
Except for Mordillo, who is (of course) perfect in every way. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:41, Nov 8
If only I could be as well hung as Codeine. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:45, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
We said we'd never speak of that night... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:46, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Why did you huff me#2?

There was nothing wrong with my herol contribution. I did read the rules -- as the site states someone should -- and I maintain that the herol article is appropriate and no less humorous than some of the things you post. Please can you reinstate herol? 86.147.24.164 02:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Phosgene? Is that you? You honestly came to restore a three liner that was huffed in February? If it's indeed Phosgene, let me know and I'll restore it to your space so you can work on it there. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:02, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Morning

So, I see you're about, and I happen to be scratching around for USP content. What's the deal with that not-very-regular non-existent-Cabal news column you were proposing a while back - anything to report? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:23, Nov 13

Ah, it was the cabal's non existent way to deliver public messages. You want me to write a column? I'll be happy to. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:28, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
There's a space for you if you want it. Drop it in the press room, or on my desk, I'll be happy to have the help! But I'm hoping to get MrN9001 to deliver it this evening, so this assignment comes with realistic press deadlines! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:40, Nov 13
Actually, I've scraped together enough filler news for this week's edition, but I feel it's important that an organisation as non-existent as the cabal has a regular voice in the Signpost, so a more relaxed deadline of a column for next week's edition would be awesome. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:00, Nov 13
Of course, this deadline does not exist. As does the cabal. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
Neither did this conversation. And neither do I. So who are you talking to? You need to get out more. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:08, Nov 13

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008

MrN9001 12:49, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

The Big Bad Admin?

Nah, you're just a pussycat really. My message was intended in pretty much the same way yours was, just without the length, largely due to not feeling verbose this morning due to a rare hangover. What's worse is: as I don't usually get hangovers, I also don't usually keep alka-seltzer in the house. And that means a walk to the shops. I appear to be straying from the point. But then, I've forgotten the point. The moral is: Rock Band + Friends + Alcohol = near illegal amounts of fun. Also: morning Mordillo. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:26, Nov 15

I hear you, I'm trying to get over illegal amounts of meat consumed last night along with fine seasonal beer. That works fine during the night before, but at morning time.... Gevalt. Also, Morning UU. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:29, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
I liked your earlier version better. Roak band - Das Teutonic Spiel Dat Ist Uber Alles Hey! I see an article here? Want to collab? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:36, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Want to collab? I'd love to - it'd be a real pleasure to work on an article with you. Just as soon as my writer's block clears, and I start catching up on the other ideas and collabs I'm supposed to be doing! If you want to make a start, go for it, and I'll pitch in whenever the muse returns! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:43, Nov 16

Wow!

My little UnNews is on the front page, thanks there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:04, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

No problem. Bloody Scottish bankers need to pay the price! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:09, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

I am noob

I need to be adopted. Would you be willing?Lichen 21:28, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

For getting me Uninfinibanned...

Newcookie Colin "All your base" Heaney has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks again. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:34, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm not sure that you're not going back there again when TKF is back :). What exactly did you do that made him ban you? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:55, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
I have no idea. I haven't spammed, blanked, or added a Russian Reversal to a page for close to a year. And I think my last ban was like a year ago. I've had virtually no contact with TKF either. Is it because I admit to liking the song "Loser" by Beck? Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:01, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh yeah that'd do it. (Probably. I have no idea who or what you're talking about. It just sounded like a funny thing to say...) SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:04 18 November 2008
Well, being a Beck fan is grounds for infinidamnation, so that must be it. Or a mistake. Also, Orian, I see that you're bored. Go write something funny. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:07, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh come on, how is that grounds for infinibanning...I could see if I said I listened to Fall Out Boy or something... Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:13, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
I would if I had an idea/time/inclination. I'm just too bloody tierd. Although Fag did ask about a collab so we may create probably the gayest thing on the site. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:16 18 November 2008
I like Fall Out Boy! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:16 18 November 2008
I like Cliff Richard, not really his music though--Sycamore (Talk) 17:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SYCAMORE! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:24, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Pity I'm a bit more like Hancock, at least I'm not a honkey.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:28, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:O Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:34, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
I think that's worse than liking his music. But there's a moral in this conversation: You're all uncultured freeks. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:36 18 November 2008
I, for one, take that as a challenge. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:42, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
You can take me anyway you like... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:36 18 November 2008
/me takes Orian with fries and a chocolate shake, no onions. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:00, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Ooo! Kinky! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:01 18 November 2008

main page wieners

Hey Mordillo, not sure if you're the right person to contact, but whoever does it really should update the WotM and NotM on the main page near the beginning of the month. Maybe it's not a big deal to everybody, but I bet it is to a lot of the noobs, especially. If the person that usually does it isn't available, maybe there should be a backup person. And then just in case the backup person dies, we should have a shaman to resurrect him or perhaps at least reanimate him so he can fulfill his duties. To answer your question in advance, no, I won't be the person to do the updating, but I would be willing to experiment in shamanism if needed. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 04:17, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey SoSo, you're absolutely right and it all goes to show the laziness of the cabal, were it to exist. I would have done it myself but I'm swamped with work. I'll ask one of the other lazy bastards to do it. Thanks for reminding me. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:23, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For looking out for my userpage:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:27, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

My pleasure. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Luke... It's Your Father... Pick Up The Phone...

It's "Daddy". I'm in need of alcohol and a new user page and adoption and a new stack of playboy's (Thanks for stealing mine by the way). Get your ass in gear before your mother wakes up.

Love, Daddy

P.S. Get Me Some Smokes Too and The New Issue of HUSTLER.

Daddy 08:52, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Like I said on your forum that red link leads to your user page. Also I'll be happy to adopt you, unless you know Mordillo personaly or asked him for any special reason. What ever I moved you're topic here as he prefers new messages at the bottom (a geberal rule to follow unless someone requests otherwise). :) SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:02 20 November 2008
Daddy, I'll go for the Orian option at the moment, I'm afraid I can't spare the time at the moment, too busy with "real" life issues. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:16, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Begginer Question

Master, may i get some advices from you. My boss always told me that i should ask my senior on Uncyclopedia.

For the love of god, sign your posts and read the links left for you on your talk page. Same thing was told by everyone you approached for help. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:02, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

OK, I have a user page now...

That's just me, dive right fucking in, don't RTFM and start writing shit. OK, I have my own incredibly sparse, drab and colorless user page to properly communicate words of wisdom on. I'm surprised that UnNews:Hillary Clinton To Become Chairman Of The U.S. Joint Chiefs Of Staff is so damn popular. That was the easiest article I've written so far‎ --DrStrange 13:51, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Then just think what would happen when you put effort into it, the sky is the limit! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:34, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008

MrN9001 20:45, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Dillo Family Tree

Sorry about this, but my little brother got an uncyclopedia account (Joe Shea, no capital A--so original.) and my parents made me adopt him, so you're gonna have to update the Dillo tree. Or not; that would make my little brother cry, and I would laugh.J-Shea 05:09, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Err...where exactly are you on the tree? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:49, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Why would you let a young impressionable relative onto Uncyclopedia? And why the hell do you let your parents know about how Uncyclopedia work? And they don't know about the cabal nonexistant-cabal, do they? Because if they do, we might have to kill you. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:36, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
And them. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:00, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Also anyone they know and/or might have told. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:11, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo, I'm under Orian57. Colin, my little brother finds shit out no matter how deep you bury it, my parents are in his pocket, and I would never tell anyone about the nonexistant Cabal. I'm not a retard. J-Shea 03:00, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
D1337 ur browser cache. He'll never find it then. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:02, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

ReddFighter says-

dude, thouse ar my freinds. i can screw around with their pages all i want. i know them personaly. and anyway, this matter dosint concern you.

This is a wiki, so anyone can edit. If you think this is myspace, you can leave the sight right now. Satire. If it's not, it goes. It's everyone's business on this site what quality we have. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:20, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Collin, I'm quite capable of responding myself, thanks. Reddfighter - responded on your talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:24, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

For being a dick and rapin them assholes


Thanks again:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:34, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

That...is...thanks.. I think :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:41, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

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