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THE GREAT TALK PAGE RAVAGING PARTY

It's me

I raepd your talk page. It was Cajek.   Le Cejak <15:33, 27 May 2008>

DAMN RAPIST! you probably beat the rest of them by two seconds or so! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:34, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
You cannot deny my mad raping skillz.   Le Cejak <15:34, 27 May 2008>
You are teh rapxxors! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:35, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Damn it! I so wanted to rape this page...It would have been kinda cool, like raping your dad but different, ya know? Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:38 27 May
Hey, it's my teddy bear! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:38 27 May
Wait I had that be- I just realized I am Mordillo's Uncyc Great grandchild :/ hows that for making you feel old :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:48, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
EEEP! Does that make me your Uncyc Auntie? /me feels old... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 06:03, 29 May
Yeh and I'm Cajek's uncle...he he. Neh neh, Cajek! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:50 27 May
NO! NO IT CANNOT BE! NO! NO! HUH-UH! (good lord, Mordillo, you're OLD)   Le Cejak <21:53, 27 May 2008>
I don't think he can hear you, he hasn't got his hearing trumpet out. Speak a little louder, dearie. - [21:55 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

*Looks around* Oooh... It's so spacy... *throws a wild party at Sabba's place while he looks elsewhere* On second thought... *leaves a hooker on Grandpa's bed, so he'll have something to comfort him when he sees the place has been trashed...* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:44, 27 May

Thanks...

...I came round at picked up Mike the teddy bear earlier, you were out so I just let myself in, I hope that's okay? I've put it in a a neat little cardboard box for the moment and cut some wholes in it so Mike doesn't suffocate. Thanks for putting him on the shelf there. - [20:03 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


/me looks at all the mess I cannot believe you had such a huge party when I was away! It's going to take me hours to clean that up! AND SOMEONE WAKE UP THE DRUNK HOOKER! LUVVY!!!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:09, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey, what did you call me? - [12:44 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
/me silently points towards the drunk hooker on the bed, courtesy of Luvvy ~Jewriken.GIF 12:48, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey, you'll never believe what I found, dad! It's a drunk hooker, can we keep it, please? Please can we, dad? - [12:56 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
"Dad"? So does that make you my uncle, YTTE? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 06:03, 29 May
I'm not sure, does it? - [08:39 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Uncle! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:25, 29 May
If he's your uncle, than what would that make Cajek?! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:08, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm Cajek's uncle too! So that makes you two cousins, doesn't it? - [10:44 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
However a frightening detail. I've got a nagging memory telling me that Daddy's mentioned Cajek is his dad. Wouldn't that be... Illegal? *swallows nervously...* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:24, 2 Jun
Actually, Cajek, being Leddy's son, is my grandson. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:19, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, you'll have to ask Luvvy about that, it's her hooker. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:00, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
/me shouts to Luvvy You still there, Luvvy? Can we keeo your drunk hooker, she's very nice and all. - [13:05 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
You may keep the hooker, if you first get her to wake up. She might look good dressed up as a French Maid and helping Sabba clean up the mess... ^.^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 06:03, 29 May
You know me so well Luvvy :O) Btw, I'm planning a weekend in Helsinki, any recommendations you may have regarding the local hookers and beer....~Jewriken.GIF 07:36, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
/me coughs... Sabba. I am officially not in Finland... Why does this always happen to me? You should ask my baby sister, she's the party gal. I'm always good and nice and cuddly... Right? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:25, 29 May
FamilyAAN

  Le Cejak <7:25, 02 Jun 2008>

/me applauds Cajek. Now we should actually try make something out of it and expand to a whole new user group... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 10:59, 2 Jun
So I'm DJ's great granfather? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:31, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
There's four generations of uncyc in this room! Does that mean we're poor, grampa Mordillo?   Le Cejak <7:37, 02 Jun 2008>
Hell, I'm Jewish, I'm bound to be rich then. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:38, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Why do you keep having so many generations of offspring? is it because you like us mooching off of you? I like to think of you as the patriarch of this grand uncyc society.   Le Cejak <7:42, 02 Jun 2008>
Don't tell the Fuhrer I've got Jewish ancestry, he doesn't take to kindly... do tell him I wear stockings on occasion - he likes that... also If I wins WotM it will be 4 generations of WotM :/ --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:44, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
yeah, but they didn't win in order: it's all fucked up! Also, this AAN ancestory is pretty detailed if I do say so myself... I didn't realize LJ is my uncle...   Le Cejak <7:50, 02 Jun 2008>
I was going to do this image thing, Cajek, but you beat me too it! And why did you leave my three children off? Are you cutting them out of the family (and more importantly the assorted wills) or something?! - [15:22 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I never got adopted. I is Uncyc orphan. I does not wants adpooption - I is diong fine withouth it. Not beoing adopthed is for teh hardcorezors. Although it may explain why I has no frends. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:31, Jun 2

You really want adoption and friends, huh? I'll adopt you! - [15:34 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I does not want adopyshun - cant you reed? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:37, Jun 2
No, I can't read. Also, if the adoption thing's cool with you, I'll just go and make it official with all the userboxes and stuff. Then we can start your education, which may take a while considering your extreme-n00biness. - [15:40 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Erg, arg, your trying to shakle me to a sistem man - I aint gonna be part of no sistem! I play by my oan rulez! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:44, Jun 2

Sorry

about that IP's talk page. I was pissed off because he left an insulting message on my talk page, even though I've never even seen this guy before. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 21:21, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

That's OK, just ignore it next time. They're not human beings anyhow :) ~Jewriken.GIF 12:09, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Woah

Looking for rather too long at that pic of that nice Mr Cleese, I realised something: that particular bit was filmed in Norwich. I live there and stuff! See that "Bell Hotel" behind him? That's one of the pubs I frequent. Christ knows why - it sucks. It's a small world, or something. I am therefore going to have to use that as one of the random images on my userpage. I just thought I'd mention it in passing. Anyway, there's nothing more to see here. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, May 28

Move along there. Oh, I was meaning to ask you if you're looking for additional work, what with your Smithing duties. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
What kind of additional work would this entail, good sir? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:01, May 28
Taking care of the HowTo main page. Sort of like updating the main page. I use to do that for a long while, but I don't get around to do it anymore, and it's a damn shame. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:30, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
*me jumps and down in the air* This sounds exciting... Since the HowTo main page doesn't appear to be protected I guess I could help out right...if UU can't, that is... *reconsiders* actually maybe not, that looks like a might lot of work. - [13:32 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Well, you can both go at it? It's basically - updating the featured one every few days, updating the tip of the day template and cropping out the list of new HowTos. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:34, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Okey dokey...I'm sure that HowTo:Be French has been there for ages. - [13:36 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yes, but let's wait to see UU's response? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:37, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Response coming as soon as you STOP EDIT CONFLICTING ME! Yeah, sure, doesn't look like a problem. I'll get right on it. YTTE, if you want to help, you're welcome. As you're a good one for the formatting and making stuff look interesting, how about I do the mundane maintenance, and you see if you can't make it look a bit more enticing? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:38, May 28
Ag! Edit conflict! I was going to say something really funny, but, meh...OK, I'll give it a little style-makeover, but I'll let you do the "mundane" stuff first so we don't edit conflict each other...unless it's all templated...which it is to an extent. I'll come back in a while to do the makeover (it may not be too excting a makeover, but "meh")... - [13:41 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

195.241.132.182

ha, Mordillo... you rock!   Le Cejak <16:00, 28 May 2008>

Yeah, sorry for getting you blocked for a month, I did ask Greyman to remove it...~Jewriken.GIF 16:54, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:59, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Are you aware of this article "AB Cartridge Pvt Ltd"?

At first it's advertising but ten minutes later, someone changed it. What do you think?  nyp 08:23, 29 May 2008

Ignore it, someone put it on QVFD.  nyp 08:25, 29 May 2008
I QVFD'd it by the way. I don't know what it is, but it's crap in my opinion BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) May 29, 08:26
Article? What article? I don't see no article? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:29, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Having a bad day?

Yeah, I saw that unblock log. Have some cake! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:37, May 29

Cake slice A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!


Thanks! It's not as bad as I recently discovered that my patience has grown significantly shorter. Possibly due to dealing with the crapflood day after day. I am, however, working secretly on a new piece, finally, after a long time. Too long. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:40, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Yay, new Mordillo goodness to look forward to! That's definitely a reason to be cheerful! Also, me an' YTTE have been busy little beavers on HowTo - like what we've done so far? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:43, May 29
Oh yeah, and how's your mic issues coming? (Note, this is not an attempt to hurry you, I said take your time and meant it, I'm just asking is all). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:44, May 29
VELL....the HowTo didn't look that nice for ages, and the mike is still playing games. I might be naughty and just start using my work laptop instead of my home one....Might be something wrong with the machine itself. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:49, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for the gifts

I hope you enjoyed the article. The gifts will be most useful in fending off the baderinegooses. Now your my HERO!--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 07:57, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

If only you were a maid in distress :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:22, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
I can offer my services as a stand-in Damsel In Distress™... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 09:41, 30 May
Only if you promise to wear an appropriate costume! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:08, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
/me looks around to check if someone's watching, flashes Mordillo her less than decent Damsel In Distress™ uniform. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:14, 30 May

Are you enjoying your brush with fame?

Also, if you need a hangers-on, yes man, or entourage member, I'm available. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:30, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

What? Why's Mordillo's brush famous? - [16:32 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
He's too busy at a Hollywood premiere to reply. I hear that he's up for a gig as a Daily Show correspondent and he's writing a sitcom for NBC. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:03, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

I have a sneaky susppicion Modus, that you might be, in fact, Zorn? BTW, doesn't he sound more like a villain from Superman rather than James Bond? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:34, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

That fits too. He's both a Bond and a Superman villain. I'm not Zorn. I'm not Zorn. Remember that, and there'll be a reward when the revolution comes. Don't fail me again, Mordillo. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:47, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
/Me hands over a white kitten to Modus ~Jewriken.GIF 07:29, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

היי

שלום מורדילו זה פאי שוב. אני שמח לבשר לך שכל העיניינים שהיו באתר נשכחו מזמן וכולנו בסדר שוב. אני בה בבקשה. אנו נצבים לפני דיון הקשור במפעילי מערכת שנמשך כבר כמה, ימים אני פונה אליך כחלק מההצעה לדבר עם מפעילים באתרים אחרים בסוגיה. אנו דנים על אם מפעילים שלא פעילים בקרב זמן של חצי שנה צריכים להיות עדיין מפעילים (אבל הדיון גלש לתחומים אחרים בנושא כבר) אני והקהילה תשמח אם תקח חלק בדיונים ותעזור לנו בסוגייה שלך 84.109.1.140 20:22, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

ראיתי מה שכתבת בדף שיחתי בwikia. יש הבדל בין האתר שלנו לאתר שלכם- אצלנו כמעט כל משתמש ותיק הוא מפעיל. נוצרת אנרכיה כי לכל אחד יש אג'נדה וסדר יום, ונוצר מצב כמו בממשלת אחדות, המוביל לשיתוק. אצלכם יש 50 מפעילים על מאות כותבים, לא 50 מפעילים שהם הכותבים. הפכנו ל"ויקי של מפעילים" וזה מצב אנרכי בדיוק כמו ויקי בלי אף מפעיל. יש מחלוקות, גם אם יטאטאו אותן מתחת לשטיח- מה נחשב ערך מצחיק ומה צריך להימחק, למשל. אם מפעיל כותב ערך יותר קשה למחוק אותו ע"פ שיקול דעת כי שיקול דעתו הוא שצריך לשחזר את הערך. וכן הלאה. האם לדעתך אנחנו צריכים דייאטת מפעילים, ואם כן איך? 217.132.189.102 06:29, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh daddy, daddy...

...YTTE runs in through the back door with muddy boots on and in a fit of tears....tears of joy. Daddy, daddy, it's born! It lives etc. Oh daddy, daddy could you bless it so the household gods will favoUr it? Oh it so wants to be blessed! - [20:31 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

....I'm impressed!!! And as soon as I finish with the current piece of @$@$!!! I'm working on, I'll be sure to join in. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:24, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh yay! Daddy's been a bad daddy, he forgot to indent his comment! - [11:27 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Being a vigilant Uncyclopedian...

...you're just the first admin that popped into mind. Um, I just noticed two tiny weeny little mistakes on the {{MonthlyAwards}} template. It says "On such example is Dr. Skullthumper" where I think it means "one such..." and also it says "Nope, that's wrong too. Well, suffice it to say that he took the midnight train, and, though it could have taken him anywhere, it took him Uncyclopedia" where I think it should say "it took him to Uncyclopedia". Just reporting 'em and being a vigilant Uncyclopedian and what-not. - [19:55 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Done. You have eyes everywhere eh? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:13, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Most places. - [20:20 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

David Clarke

I note you just huffed, “David Clarke”, ” A foolish or stupid person. 2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn ...” Now that’s worse than Phyllis Schlafly. It looks like a real person not someone in the public eye. Why isn’t the user blocked? Is there one rule for good creative writers and another for n00bs who haven’t shown what they can write yet?Barbara Shack 08:56, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

A.Google the name. B.There are different standards for registered users and IPs, for better and worse. C.Get over that whole Phyllis Schalfly incident, I told you in the past that were you to contact me via email or go over to the IRC you would have been unbanned. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:05, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

A little hand here, please?

Could you convince this twat that I'm not a sockpuppet of that zona metorefet we all so love and get this guy off my neck. I don't want to create a flame war, but I'm itching to do something bad to him, so while I'm still sane, I thought I'd try be a good girl and tattle to you... Please make him/me/both of us stop before a war breaks out... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 10:48, 2 Jun

I'm impressed you got your Hebrew in check :). I'll look into it. Are you around your office at night time? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
I usually am, if I'm at home and remember to open mIRC. However I finally managed to log on to Freenode, too, so I'm even in the official room. Thankies, for the compliment, Sabba. Photographic memory does have it's uses, it seems... How do you thank someone politely in Hebrew? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:46, 2 Jun
Thanks you very much would be Toda Rabba (with the emphasis on the last syllable) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:13, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
"Toda Rabba, Sabba"? Yay, my first whole sentence in Hebrew! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:35, 3 Jun
Excellent! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:14, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I noticed you've got La Famiglia on your user page. However there's an updated pic, and we're working on a template for the family tree... And I think I'm going to have to create an user page template that people get once they've contributed to the darned (I need more semi-swearwords in Hebrew...) family tree template or at least told me whom they're related to... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:03, 3 Jun

That better? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 00:46, 4 Jun

What, that there says I adopted Leddy! - [06:47 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Is there a line straight down to Leddy from you? No, Leddy is one of Sabba's sons and based on the information I've got, your brother. Pay attention to the pretty lines and where they go... *sigh* I guess next I'm gonna have to colour code the thing... *sigh* - -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 07:10, 4 Jun
But there's a fundamental mistake there - I was never adopted by Hinoa. In fact, AAN didn't exist when I joined, so I'm an orphan, like UU. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:22, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
/me screams in frustration. DADDY PERKELE! - -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 07:27, 4 Jun
You should label the different families - the Mordillo Faimly, the Orian Family, the MrN9000 Family... Also there is a line going from me to Led, or was... - [15:12 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
It says I adopted Leddy but not Qua. For me it's all over the place the random lines... :-( - [15:13 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

TehTree

This is what I see... "¿?" should lead to Qua... - -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:02, 4 Jun

I thought that was what you were meant to see, but my computer refuses to show it correctly. It's probably cause our computer screen resolutions are different, or something silly like that. - [17:28 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Gah! Work hours are insane... Yeah, it might be. Why isn't your resolution maxed out, then..? Mine's at about... oh I dunno... 1440x900px on mah laptop. And the family tree looked ok at work, too... /me glares at *checks tree* Great Grand Uncle YTTE... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:58, 5 Jun

How Dare You?

You don't appear to have a South Park image of yourself for me to add to my South Park images of people gallery at the moment. Rectify this shocking oversight, please. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:22, Jun 2

Can I too? May I, may I? PLEEEAAASEE? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:47, 2 Jun
I think UnIdiot has one, too. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:37, Jun 2
How dare you, ey? - [18:45 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
How dare you attempt to bring your meme over to another talkpage? How dare you not consult me first? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:41 Jun 2
How dare you ask me to consult you first and how dare you deny me my right to bring this over to the said talkpage. - [19:44 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
How dare you, SysRq, not reply, because if you had we could have started the whole thing up, all over again. - [20:00 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
How dare you all enter my talk page when I'm not around and start a fight without calling me first? /me looks for a pillow ~Jewriken.GIF 20:12, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
How dare you not use italics on your "dare" and how dare you look for a pillow, not a feather pillow! - [20:18 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Pillow fight?! Hooray! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:38, 3 Jun
How dare you to user italics on you when it's obviously not the right word to italic! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:21, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
How dare you insinuate that I italicised "you" when I clearly didn't! - [20:26 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
How dare you use an exclamation point when you should be using either a question mark or an interrobang? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:31 Jun 2
Luvvy: Please do! Leddy: the only pic I saw on UnIdiot's userpage is not finding its way into my gallery... The rest of you apart from Mordillo: don't mind me guys, carry right on. Mordillo: what kind of riffraff do you get on your talkpage man? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:42, Jun 2
You should see the ruffians who frequent mine. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:52 Jun 2
Why Luvvy two letters, get? - [21:20 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Because pickles. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:38 Jun 2
Because I'm a high maintenance Luvvy? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 02:23, 3 Jun
I'm telling you UU, ever since I archived my last talk page, it's chaos and mayham. CHAOS AND MAYHAM I TELL YOU. I got all sort of people walking in and out, drinking my bear, eating my food and leaving drunk hookers everywhere. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:58, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
/me grabs a drunk hooker, decides it's a bad idea. Picks up some snacks and wanders off... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:01, Jun 2
That wasn't a drunk hooker, that's Cajek! PUT HIM DOWN! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:01, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Actually, all of the talk pages (the ones that matter anyways) seem to be getting more traffic and random silliness. /me snacks on Mordillo ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:20 Jun 2
“Stop that! You're being silly!”
~ John Cleeze/Mordillo
No one listens to the admins these days... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:57, Jun 3

Portal (game)

I believe that since your ICU on Portal (game), the article has very much improved. (I know, I made two (or three?) previous articles that were also deleted, but I think this is a lot better. Possibly a triumph.) I would appreciate your feedback.

MacMania 22:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Yep, I removed the ICU. You still need some work (formatting wise) - I'd try to separate the text a bit to avoid it looking that blocky. As for the content, unfortunatly I don't have the time to review it throughly at the moment - but you can post it here for in depth review. It looks much better though. Good luck! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:19, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

I need you or somebody!

I'm hoping that you are an admin. I could not get any help for my issue concerning an article I'd really, really, really like to have in my userspace here and since no one seems to know how to fix it, I'm turning to you - hoping and praying that you can help. You see, I want it to do something like this and I'd like to be able to put my own font on the text (it'll only be one font throughout), and I'd like the title centered and the rest of the text to be just the way it'd normally be - from left to right. If the whole thing has to be centered to get the effect, then that's fine, but I want the background and it needs to be infinite because there is more text to be added than there is at the moment. I wrote the Phantom parody some years ago and I'd really like to host it here on Uncyc. Is there anything that can be done? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 01:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Hya, I'm an admin but this doesn't have to do with adminhood stuff. Like YTTE mentioned, it would be best to take off the picture you are using as a background, that complicates everything. Better to find the exact RGB color code and use it instead. Also, you can steal the <title> tag from the slime cube and implement it there, the whole picture issue makes it a bit funky though. The best person to contact regarding messing around with formatting would probably be Spang. Let me know if there's anything else you need. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:32, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
But that's what I was trying to say...can someone put whatever code to do that with in there for me as I have no idea what I'm doing or at least give me the code and tell me what place it goes (in between what and where) and that kinda jazz? The picture isn't even really a picture - it's a texture more like. I can always switch it out for a solid color if the background texture I have up now is going to be really frowned upon but I don't see why. :( And yes YTTE did make some suggestions and then he catapulted plutonium into the forest...I'm at a loss. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 15:05, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Like I said, for this kind of coding Spang is your man. Sorry I can't help any further...~Jewriken.GIF 15:08, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh alright then! Sheeesh. Could you at least get up from your table or desk for a moment and dance around so the people in the next room can get video footage of it and put it on YouTube? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:20, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Pheatchure?

Hi there Mr Dillo, hope I finds you well. Just a quickie: I know you're rightly pleased with your Ahmedinajad article making pheatchure and all, but, well, shouldn't Public service announcement be getting its moment in the sun today? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:31, Jun 3

I'm telling you, being the only active admin around here, makes things a tad difficult. Hello? Is there anybody out there? out there out there out there ~Jewriken.GIF 09:13, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Well if you will be so good at your job... I'd give you some kind of a template, but I think I've given you most of mine now. Hell, I even made one just for you once, and any more would just look like blatant sucking up. Besides, you're not the only active admin, I just saw Codeine doing something - you're just the most active admin I see. By a long shot. But honestly, it is appreciated. By me at least. Now, I'm off to do stuff. Toodles! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:20, Jun 3
Well, you know that I'm a bot operated by Codeine, that's why you always see us together :). BTW, sorry again for the audio thingy taking so long...~Jewriken.GIF 09:22, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Codeine has operatives everywhere man. Everywhere. Seriously, I'm starting to get suspicious about that sparrow hopping by the office window... Also, no worries on the audio - whenever man. It's something I lack both the talent and the set-up to do, so I can't hassle those with both! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, Jun 3

Human beings and oohaah scribblewiki

Why did you get rid of my page that I spent ages creating? Nothing wrong with it. And it was still under construction anyway. Steward2007 11:16, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

See my comment on your talk page at the bottom of your welcome message. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:17, Jun 3
Like UU said, that's not an article, that's an advertisement for your website. If you want to draw people, you can start a forum on the village dump, but writing an article about it is not the proper way. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:29, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I have started a topic on the Village dump so if you want to go and have a look then you are more than welcome to. Also the first 25 people to sign up will automatically become an Admin. Steward2007 11:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Thank you, but being an admin here takes enough of my time as it is :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:56, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

We may need an admin...

Hey Mordy!! I'm not sure if you're around at the moment, but we may be needing admin(s) around tonight because the EDians seem to be waging war with us. They've attacked my user page once and Qua's a couple of times. They've probably made it a "attack Uncyclopedia with wit" day. Anyway, just letting you know. - [18:05 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sorry for not being around, I saw that Sannse blessed them? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Ahh! It's driving me maaad!

"rm low health 21% +3" - what does it MEAN? --Hyperbole 05:20, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

VFH health is measured thus: \frac{Num Of Votes}{Days In Queue + 7}. Even though your article got 3 votes (which one are we talking about?) It was the lowest health of all the articles for the day. It's very boring mathy stuff.   Le Cejak <5:26, 04 Jun 2008>
It's a way for us to know when to remove articles from the VFH queue once they've becoming stale, usually you have three days before the health begins to drop (unless it goes below zero points). After that it starts to drop or rise with accordance to the number of votes. Considering the number of articles we have on the queue, articles will usually be removed when they go below 40ish percent (unless they're somewhere around the 8-9 votes, than we let them stay longer). So what it said basically is: your article was removed due to low health - it reached 21% and had three positive votes when it was removed. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:26, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Ah. Thanks, guys. (I actually wasn't talking about a specific article; I just wanted to know the formula for determining "health," and what health was). --Hyperbole 15:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)

Hey Mordillo. I edited the terrible Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) article to a very simple format: just images. AAA! is going to fuck with it and claim that it should maybe be in an article form. I disagree, basically because we want to look like we're above them and not haters. Look at their article and tell me we shouldn't do this. The original article we had there was nothing: mostly it made us look like whiney bitches. At least now there is some relevancy to what ED really is: utter crap. Could you help protect the article from reversion by AAA, that is, if you agree with my changes (which are really not that drastic)?   Le Cejak <4:34, 05 Jun 2008>

How about you discuss it with him before I get involved? I didn't see either of you discussing it, other than the edit summaries. If you can't get into agreement, I can hop over and straight things out. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:18, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:17, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Jew

That's you. Where've you been lately? I've missed you and our discussions about the ratification of Kyoto. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 10:16, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

That's me. Do you mean on the IRC? Yes, I have been absent lately... I promise to improve my heinous standards! Anything new and interesting? New bans? New deaths? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:25, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
I kicked sannse twice today for excess lesbianism. Other than that not much is going on. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 11:46, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
And I though that extreme lesbianism is a good thing? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:48, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
I dunno, but I sent you an email so we can discuss this matter in length. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:04, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

ינון יצא מדעתו

http://www.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Manticore, כדאי לך להתערב 77.127.118.82 13:29, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

שמתי לב, כמו שציינתי בדף שלי באיןציקפלופדיה, אני לא מתערב יותר בעניין, האיש לא שפוי. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:33, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Following your advise, I have just made a short tour to eincyclopedia. Oy Vey! It has gone from wasteland to dramaland! I got a warning after making a single edit, a new personal wikirecord! However, what surprised me the most was the list of prominent contributors at the top of the mainpage, dude, WTF. BTW, not pakakh came to check my train ticket, lucky me, I hadn't payed for my edits.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:00, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

It's far worse than that. He actually deleted numerous records of past activities by him. Everytime there's a fight, he deletes the relevant pages and then restores them without the content he wants taken off. He deleted yesterday the goodbye letter written by a 13 year old sysop whom he threatned to sue - just because he mentioned his name, and restored it again to a version to his liking. Same thing being done numerous times at their village dump, users talk pages, etc. He is mad with power. I only hope that the guys over there wake up one day and just realize that they can remove his privleges easily. Check out Manticore's talk page in Wikia. Oh, btw, don't write here on the Shabat please, you are inciting against the Jewish people and might sued, deported, spanked or all of the above. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:05, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
I didn't know about the orwellian history modification. I did see the threat to the boy, Rab Elihor Khen must be proud, the guy should run away to brazilian uncyc before he gets cought.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:04, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
I think that that community is just too scared of him to actually vote him out of service. BTW, the latest fight there started following that front page template and the fact that one of the other sysops remarked, jockingly, that Yinon's blurb was bigger than the others'. He went mad, and to illitirate that satire can go astray, he returned to his standard rhetoric:"You want a dark satire? Here you go: Askenazi left winger = shit." He tends to say that every time someone pisses him off. Oh no, did I just say something which might base his case against me? I'm screwed. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:05, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm not only an ashkenazi left winger, but I'm also just as bad as those who promoted Rabin's assessination. I must the worst human been in the whole Middle East. Well, maybe the second, you are the first.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:04, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm ceetainly the first. But don't worry, I shall soon share a cell with that 13 year old kid, and peace shall return to the holyland. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:11, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

thank you

but now that you contacted me i would like to ask something of you:

  • we both care about איןציקלופדיה but lately you have been encouraging fights and problems in the very small community we have. people have not been righting at all since you started to "contribute" to the conversations at the site.

i have been trying to force them into righting again by creating a uncyclopedian version of the eurovision - which is meant for creating new things, but because of the sparks you created they don't care about righting any more - they only care about who is right. i am not in a political position to stop this fight - but you are. so i beg of you, do something to stop this fight, so the site could grow and develop once again.

raymondAK-47

בוא נעבור לעברית בשביל שיהיה יותר נוח עבור שנינו. הייתי מציע לך לעבור בדיוק על כל הדברים שכתבתי באתר, אבל זה יהיה קשה עקב הנטיה של ינון למחוק כל מה שלא נראה בעיניו. אני מעולם לא עודדתי מלחמות באתר, אני מעולם לא עודדתי כותבים לריב אחד עם השני. - מה שאתה כותב פה, זו חזרה על דבריו של האדיוט מבלי לבדוק לעומק את מה שבאמת קרה. אז מה באמת קרה? ממש בקצרה ינון מציע לסגור את האתר בימי הזכרון, ביום כיפור ובתשעה באב. ההצבעה על זה מתנדנדת לכאן ולכאן. אני משאיר הודעה באתר שממליצה להמנע מכך מכיוון שזה לא דבר שאינו מקובל בויקיות, ולא מתפקידה של איןציקלופדיה לחנך את אזרחי ישראל, שלא לאמר - זה לא מעיד דבר על אופיים של הכותבים, באם "העזו" לכתוב באתר בימים אלו. ינון, שכבר החל לחסום משתמשים על סמך זה שהניח שהצבעתו תתקבל ללא התנגדות, נאלץ לעצור הכל ולחזור בו. והוא לא אהב את זה. לאחר מכן השארתי הודעה קצת יותר מפורטת שבה הבעתי את דעתי על כך שהאתר אינו הולך בכיוון נכון אלא בכיוון של בירוקרטיה ענפה, שזה אינו מתאים לאתר הומוריסטי. מפה התחיל מחול השדים - כאשר ינון הגיב ב"גרמת מספיק נזק לך מפה". גרמתי מספיק נזק? כן, גרמתי לו להפסיד בהצבעה, והוא לא אוהב את זה. מכאן ואילך הדברים החלו להדרדר כאשר תרומתי האוביקטיבית לעניין, מינימלית. הפוסט האחרון שלי באתר (למעט זה שבו נדהמתי, באמת ובתמים, על מידת הפרנויה שהוא מביע) היתה לגבי הסרת הרשאות מפעילים - בעקבות בקשה של פאי ושלו לההתייחס לעניין. וזהו פחות או יותר. כך שלפני שאתה מצהיר שאני מעודד מלחמות באתר, אני מציע שתבדוק את עצמך. (אם הייתי ינון, הייתי אומר - אתה מוציא דיבתי רעה, אבל אני לא כזה). לעומת זאת יש לך מפעיל מערכת בור, שמתנהל כמו בריון, םשוטו כמשמעו, ומאיים על כך משתמש באתר - בפניה לרשויות, בתביעות אזרחיות וכו' וכו'. אתה יודע למה הוא מצליח בשלטון האימה שלו? פשוט, כי רובכם (אני מניח גם אתה) צעירים מדי בשביל להבין איזה כמות של זיבולי מוח יש בהצהרות שלו. אגב, אני לא אומר את זה בהתנשאות, אני אומר את זה כעובדת חיים פשוטה - צריך ידע בחוק ובמערכות מידע בשביל להבין שזיבולי המוח שלו ריקים מתוכן לחלוטין. בכל ויקי אחרת, הוא היה מועף לכל הרוחות כבר מזמן. תהית למה הוא חסום בויקיפדיה? זה נכון שההנהלה שלהם קשוחה, אבל לא הייתי אומר שהיא בלתי הוגנת. עבור על משתמש "ערכן" בויקיפדיה העברית, ותגיד לי אם ההתנהגות הפרנואידית והפלצנית לא נראית לך מוכרת. בקיצור, הבעיה האתר שלכם היא לא בין הכותבים. הבעיה שלכם היא ינון. לא שמת לב שנקודת הכובד של כל, אבל כל, המריבות באתר - היא ינון? ולסיכום - העפתי מבט באתר במהלך השבת, כאשר האיש לא היה נוכח - איזו שלווה! בלי מחיקות, בלי מריבות, הכל היה על מי מנוחות. אז תשאל את עצמך מי אחראי למצב הזה. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:12, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

אגב, עוד נקודה למחשבה, אני הפסקתי לערוך באתר. המעורבות שלי מאז היא רק באתר ויקיה, שם ינון מנסה באמצעות האנגלית הקלוקלת שלו לעורר מהומות והפניה שלך אלי כעת. אני עם האתר הזה סיימתי. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:22, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

/me wanders by recentchanges and proceeds to feel left out. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:25, Jun 7
Sorry Leddy, to get the general idea, visit Manticore's talk page in Wikia. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:27, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Ok, read his page. Now, here's what we do, mkay? We get a whole bunch of English Uncyc users, right, and you teach us all hebrew. Then we all join this other Uncyc, and help out this poor power-crazy admin-guy! Honestly, making fun of religion, Mordillo? And questioning the establishment!? You should just be grateful that Big Brother hasn't dispatched the subjugation battalion. Yet. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:39, Jun 7
Damn, you're right. I actually forgot, for a minute, I was up against the cabal. Were such entity existed. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:40, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Exactly! Now all we have to do is close our eyes, cover our ears, curl up into a ball, and rock back and forth, telling ourselves that everything is fine. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:44, Jun 7
In fact, let's pretend I never actually knew Hebrew, that would have saved me a lot of trouble...~Jewriken.GIF 23:45, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, alright, but we'll have to pick you a replacement language. How do you feel about Igbo-Swahili? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:51, Jun 7
Sounds as usueful as Hebrew! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:07, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

"...force them into righting". Oy Vey! Also, I'm saying "Oy Vey" too often lately, eincyclopedia is driving me back to my roots, my late zeide must be glad.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:48, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

charming... first of all mordilo i would like to say that I'm an American, so English is more natural for me... either way i wasn't saying that you directly encouraged fights at eincyclopedia, i said that by interfering with the community at eincyclopedia you caused a lot of fights. I'm asking you to say something to stop this before someone leaves. yanon recently said he's taking a vacation and suza said he will leave, and i cant blame them, because its not fun any more with all the fights between the users at the site.
I did not interfere with the community. Did you read anything of what I wrote above? And like I said, I'm done. Only thing that can be done there is that you get Yinon in check before he scares off everyone. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:19, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
im trying to lighten up the site , but now one will listen because their to busy fighting about subjects you brought up! RaymondAK-47 06:13, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
Which were legitimate subject for every normal community. I didn't say FUCK YOU ALL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT FROM SCONES. I said - you have some issues, I have some suggestions, you don't have to follow them. If you can't take different opinions, you're in the wrong type of website. Also, may I remind you that I did actually put a post saying, everyone relax etc? Alas, one specific sys admin ran all over the site and claimed that me and Daniel and planning "something sneaky". Seriously. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:32, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Tighten that gasket sir?

Water porsche

UU hard at work

Nice of you to say so sir! Of course, like all right-thinking people, I hope I lose to Modus, but it's gratifying to get the nom! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:47, Jun 10

My pleasure! Do you fix bikes as well? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:32, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

La familia?

Damn, did my absence cause me to miss the christenings / jewenings? --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

What christenings would be those be? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:54, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Everything you see in this conversation is due to awkward misunderstanding. --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
Fag, I have no idea what you're on about :) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:59, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
I was just looking at your AAN familia and made a slight joke that attempted to acknowledge my place in this site, but it failed and my place has clearly dissipated. :P --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
Oh! Tell Luvvy, and she'll update it then :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:06, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm technically not in your AAN familia due to being adopted by THE, but I left for a while so I'm open for adoption, if anyone's interested... in fact, that should be said somewhere other than a talk page. :P --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
Hey, long time no see... Yeah, I can update the tree, if need be. And we can start a new family tree there. It's not like there can be too many family trees, right? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 11:14, 10 Jun
Hey Luvvy :D If there's any cool noobs out there, you let me know :P My return to the site has left me somewhat redundant (excl. Pee Review) --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
Haven't bumped into any promising ones lately... But we can always adopt each other with some silly redundant excuse. Or then we make you a Mistress Pussy and we start working on the Pussy Galore prize, no idea for what one can earn it, but I think it's about time the Sorority gets an award of some form or another. That way, it'll have a reason to live for... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:44, 10 Jun
help me im a noob

VFS

You nominated MrN and UU, just like I wanted! I hope that my proddings of MrN and my talkings with UU had some kind of sway in the matter? ...inthematter?   Le Cejak <13:34, 10 Jun 2008>

It's just due to the fact we are basically, symbiotic? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:36, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

La Familla

may I join? MGR. baseball16Baseball16 22:00, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Plus:

RAPE

If you fix your signature and get adopted by a member of the family you can. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:29, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Feature request

Hey, Mordillo - I know this is a weird request, and I'm not sure it can be done, but - if Japanese High Schools is set to be featured tomorrow (Thursday, 6/12), is there a way it could postponed for a day? Two reasons: 1. it would be weird for two of my articles to appear on back-to-back days (I also wrote Turing Duck Test); and 2. Friday, 6/13 is my birthday and it would be kind of cool to be featured then. Anyway, if that's too much to ask, no big deal; just thought I'd check. Cheers! --Hyperbole 19:29, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

You think that's a wierd request? You should hear about that time when Modusoperandi asked me to date his sister. Done, and happy birthday! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:16, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Hooray! Thank you! --Hyperbole 01:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
A... nice admin? *head explodes* ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
WHERE?!?!? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:18, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Call you?

Well, I was just going to chop out the crap really. Not a full re-write I guess. Do you know why the Uncyc logo is appearing in the wrong place? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Jun 12

Ahh, it's not now. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:50, Jun 12
I think it was due to the very long length of it. I was looking to rewrite it for a while, so still, if you have the stomach to, lemme know. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:29, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
The logo thing was because a tag was not closed... Codeine fixed it. I'm planning to work on this more over the next few days... I noticed you are giving it a look also, cool! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:27, Jun 13
Yes, mainly just weeding out for now, but we do need to put some effort into it :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:13, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
Cool. An Anglo - Israeli collaboration! Now there is an idea which is sure to work. :) Guess I should actually do a bit of reading around the subject to make sure I'm correct about which facts I'm not being correct about... I think we can make this article really good... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:23, Jun 13
That actually worked quite well in the past. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:30, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

אתה פופולרי לאחרונה!

כתבו לך פוסט. דניאל ב.

למה לאחרונה? אני תמיד פופולרי. מכיוון שאין לי רצון לשוב לחצר האחורית של ינון (וגם מכיוון שיש לו נטיה לשפץ קטעים שלא מתאימים לאג'נדה יפת הנפש שלו במיטב המסורת האורווליאנית) אני ארשום מספר הרהורים כאן.

באיןציקלופדיה האנגלית עולים כמה דברים מעניינים, לכאורה כמובן (תבדקו שם): 1)העורך שהכניס הסתה נגד חרדים בימים האחרונים נשלח ביוזמתו של מורדילו, במטרה לחמם אותי, ולהבאיש את ריחי בעיני הקהילה, מה שהוא כנראה מנסה כבר זמן רב (בשיחה שם הוא כותב לו שהוא נכנס לערוך כאן כפי שמורדילו הציע לו). 2)כנראה ששנאתו התהומית של מורדילו כלפי נובעת מהיותו שונא דתיים בדם. הוא מזכיר שוב ושוב את הנושא ש"לא לכתוב בשבת". 3)כשאנשים משבחים אותי בפניו הוא מנסה לטעון שזה כי "מפחדים ממני". וכשמגנים אותי בפניו הוא אומר ש"איבדתי את שפיות דעתי". מורדילו נשמה תבין, אם מסכימים עם מישהו זה לא תמיד כי מפחדים ממנו, יכול גם להיות שמכבדים אותו ואוהבים אותו כי גם הוא מכבד ואוהב אחרים, וכן, אני יודע שקשה לך להאמין, אבל באמת יש דבר כזה! לא הכל בחיים זה כח, תאמין לי, תנסה ותראה שאני צודק.(יצא לי קטע סאטירי הומוריסטי)

אני תוהה האם ינון מודע לכמה הוא הזוי, לאחר שאיים בבריונות על כל משתמש כמעט באתר בתביעות דיבה, פניה לרשויות וכולי וכולי, הוא טוען שמכבדים ואוהבים אותו. כן, גם את אטילה ההוני אהבו וכיבדו. מאד. ובנוסף, אני הייתי רוצה להעיר משהו על הבורות המתמשכת של היצור הזה. ראשית, בתור מי שטוען לתביעות דיבה על כל ביטוי שלא מוצא חן בעיניו, כדאי שיבין משהו: ראשית, הביטוי "לכאורה" לא מציל את הישבן הצנום שלו מתביעות דיבה, לכאורה-לכאורה. כך שהשימוש בלכאורה פעמים רבות חוזרות ונשנות, לא יסייע לו. לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה, במידה ואני "אחליט לפנות לרשויות לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה" כמו שהוא אוהב לאיים השכם וערב. זה אגב יכול להיות מעניין: בית המשפט בתל אביב - "מורדילו" נגד "ינון" לכאורה. משעשע. העורך שנשלח לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לאתר הנו לא אחר מאשר הבירוקרט הראשי של האיןציקלופדיה הספרדית, שהוא גם במקרה, ישראלי - שהגיע לשם מתוך סקרנות ונתקל ביחס הבריוני הקבוע של ינון, הכל כמובן "לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה". גם המשפט האחרון היה לכאורה.


מורדילו, אני סולח לך על ההסתות וההשמצות האישיות נגדי עד כה, ומוכן לפתוח איתך דף חדש, בשיא הכנות, למרות שכמעט החרבת את האתר במסווה של רצון "להציל אותו" כאשר מצבו היה מצוין. כפי שאתה רואה, כמה ימים בלי ה"תרומות" שלך האתר חוזר בהדרגה להיות מאוחד, כפי שהוא תמיד היה, עד שרצית "להציל את האתר" מה"דיקטטור ינון". כפי שאתה רואה, לולא ההסתות שלך אני מסתדר עם כולם ויש ביננו כבוד הדדי ברמות שכנראה אתה לא מכיר ומעולם לא חוית (לכאורה כמובן). אם תנצל את היד המושטת לשלום בשיא הכנות, כולנו נרויח. אם תמשיך בהסתה, אאלץ לחסום אותך לצמיתות, בכדי שנוכל לחזור לנהל כאן אתר רגוע בלי מחלוקות אינסופיות. אני מבקש ממך להבין זאת בהגיון ולקבל את ההחלטה הנכונה, בברכה וכל טוב, ‏ינון TalkΩ אין לנו איןציקלופדיה אחרת! (אלא אם אתם שולטים באנגלית כמו עמיר פרץ). 01:01, 12 ביוני 2008 (UTC)


בנוסף, לא זכור לי שביקשתי את מחילתו נוטפת הארס של הבריון, כך שלא ברור לי למה הוא הוא טורח להעניק אותה במקום שלא נתבקשה. אה, שכחתי, הוא השליט הנערץ, לכאורה, כך שהוא מוכן לפתוח דף חדש. מקסים. זה גם מה שנאמר בפעם הקודמת לא? אבל אז אני ואתה פתחנו בתכנונים חשאיים להפיל את ממשלת האתר. כן. ולגבי האיומים הכה משעשעים, אני מציע שיבדוק היטב מה הוא מתכוון לעשות מולי ובדגש על כתיבת הפרק בהיסטוריה המפוארת של המפעיל ינון באתר , המכונה גם אבני דרך באיןציקלופדיה (אגב, מעניין אם הם שמו לב שהחלק שלו, כמו תמיד גדול משמעותית מזה של כולם - וכן לעובדה שהוא כותב שהוא "עזב את ויקיפדיה לטובת : איןציקלופדיה" כאשר בפועל הוא נחסם לצמיתות לאחר ההתנהגות הרגילה שלו. ולא., במקרה דנן זה לא לכאורה) בקיצור, אני בניגוד לאדם ההזוי הזה, מכיר היטב את החוק ומכיר היטב את החוק בהיבטי מערכות המידע, כך שאם יעלה משהו שלא ימצא חן בעיני, הכל כמובן לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה לכאורה, אני אפנה לרשויות. או שאולי לא? כי לכאורה, רק אנשים הסובלים מאי יכולת להתמודד ברמה הטקסטואלית עם מה שמאיים עליהם, רואים לנכון לפנות לאיומים חסרי שחר שאין להם כל יכולת לקיימם. ולסיכום, השליט הנערץ, אדם שמרגיש צורך לאיים על ילד בן 13 באתר אינטרנט בתביעת דיבה, איום אדיוטי וחסר שחר ככל שיהיה, מה זה אומר עליו? אה נכון, הוא מכבד את כולם.

כל הקטע שנכתב לעיל, נכתב לכאורה. לא באמת.

לא נעים לשמוע דברים ממישהו שלא מפחד מהשטויות שלך אה? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:41, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

אני מניח שאתה כבר יודע את זה, אבל בעקבות דבריך הספיקו כבר לחסום אותך ולשחרר אותך כמה פעמים. משעשע למדי. גם זה די משעשע. 71.184.197.68 17:54, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

מלחמת חסימות וביטול חסימות על משתמש שלא עורך באתר, ואני בתומתי חשבתי שכבר ראיתי הכל. אגב, אני בשמחה אעלה על שולחן העדים לכאורה, אבל לא מבטיח לשוב לארץ לחקירה הנגדית, יש לי רופאי שיניים לתקוף בחו"ל.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:13, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

אתה פופולרי לאחרונה!

כתבו לך פוסט. דניאל ב.

Taking On More Rubbish

Yeah, so remember asking me to keep an eye on the HowTo main page? Well, I just took a look at the UnBooks:Main Page, and it's also lacking updates. Thinky hasn't been author of the month for, er, months, for instance. So yeah, reckon anyone would object if I started sorting that page out as well? I'm going to start now, so if you do object, revert away and let me know! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:17, Jun 12

Actually, sod it - there's stuff about voting for all sorts of UnBooky stuff that hasn't been touched in months - even years. I'm going to take this to the forums to suggest it gets changed due to lack of interest. Let's see what happens! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:34, Jun 12
This so easy, I don't move a finger and all problems are solved. :) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:20, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:59, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

I can't really make a headline in Hebrew, so here goes, for all interested parties

לאחרונה נשמע האיום בתביעת דיבה פעמים רבות כלפי וכלפי חברים אחרים בקהילת האיןציקלופדיה. על מנת להפיס את דעתם של כל המעורבים, ברצוני להסביר מה משמעותה של תביעת דיבה במקרה דנן:

על מנת להגיע למצב של תביעת דיבה, חובה על התובע לזהות את הנתבע נכון? שהרי לא יתכן שתביעה בבית משפט תתבצע בסגנון של "המפעיל ינון" למשל כנגד "הכותב מורדילו". אם כי זה יכול להראות משעשע בפרוטוקול.

לפיכך על התובע לזהות את הנתבע באופן חד משמעי. כלומר - לזהות את כתובת הרשת שלו ולקשר אותה באופן חד חד ערכי למשתמש. איך מקבלים את כתובת הרשת? במקרה שלפנינו, פונים לויקיה ומבקשים ממנה. אה! בעיה! ויקיה כמדיניות לא נותנת כתובות רשת מטעמי פרטיות. אין בעיה ,נפנה לרשויות ונדרוש את כתובת הרשת. רגע! בעיה חדשה. איזה רשויות בדיוק? בנקודה זו יש לציין שני פריטי מידע מעניינים. ראשית - תביעת דיבה הינה עוולה אזרחית, כך שאי אפשר להכנס לתחנת המשטרה המקומית ולדרוש שהיא תדרוש מויקיה את פרטי כתובת הרשת. כלומר, יש לשכור עורך דין בסכום לא מבוטל שיפנה לבית המשפט ויוכיח באופן שאינו משתמע לשני פנים שנגרם נזק מספק לתובע. כמובן, השאלה אם הפסאודו-זהות של "ינון המפעיל" מספקת על מנת לקבוע נזק ישיר לתובע, היא שאלה שעומדת בפני עצמה. נניח שצלחנו גם את השלב הזה. רגע! בעיה חדשה! ויקיה, כידוע היא חברה אמריקאית. דהיינו, היא צריכה להסכים מרצונה לפסיקת בית משפט ישראלי. במידה ולא תסכים - התביעה תועבר לעיון בית משפט אמריקאי שיחליט או שלא לחייב אותה בעניין. נגיד שצלחנו גם את זה. רגע! בעיה חדשה! כתובת רשת! איך נדע למי היא שייכת! פשוט מאד, נעבור לספק האינטרנט. רגע! בעיה! על פי חוקי הפרטיות גם במקרה הזה נדרש לצו בית משפט נוסף עבור ספק האינטרנט בכדי שיואיל בטובו להגיש את הפרטים. אוקי, בנקודה זו עלינו לקוות שהנתבע משתמש בכתובת אינטרנט אמיתית ולא בכתובת מדומה(אה! לא ידעתם שאפשר לעשות את זה? מפתיע לא?) משתמש בפרוקסי פתוח או אולי לא גר בתחומי מדינת ישראל! נניח שהוא גר בתחומי המדינה, אז ניתן להגיש את התביעה. כן. זה יהיה מעניין לראות את כתב התביעה "הוא קרא לפסאודו-נים (הכינוי שלי) אדיוט, דבר שרומז למצבי הנפשי והשפיל אותי בפני "אובונוטו מן" "דולי" ו"יויולה 123". כן, בהחלט יהיה מעניין לראות. ואם הנתבע חי מחוץ למדינת ישראל?אז אנחנו כבר נכנסים להסכמים משפטיים בינלאומיים, וזה מתחיל להיות מסובך ממש. אגב, עוד פריט מידע מעניין. שהרי ידוע שאי אפשר לתבוע תחת כינוי כך שהתובע מחויב לפרסם את פרטיו האמיתיים ובעצם כך חושף עצמו לתביעות נגד, כגון נגיד...בריונות, שימוש לרעה בסמכות, איום על קטינים (במקרה של אובונוטו) וכולי. סיפור מעניין לא? אני מציע למעוניינים להפסיק לעסוק בי בכל אתר שלא יהיה אם הם לא רוצים תגובות נגד. ככה יהיה לכולנו פחות כאב ראש ונתעסק פחות בשטויות. "חסימה לצמיתות ותביעת דיבה". באמת. בהצלחה לכל כותבי איןציקלופדיה. ואגב, אם אתם רוצים לעזור לשכתב את הערך ישראל אצלנו, שכתוב בצורה נוראית - אני אשמח לעזרה. .

~Jewriken.GIF 18:36, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Scaryjudge

Hashofet Agranat posek kengged Mordillo. Likhora.

תן לי להשלים את המידע. נניח שהיית מפרסם תחת השם האמיתי שלך והייתי קורא לינון בשמו האמיתי "אידיוט" או כל שם גנאי גרוע אחר. גם אז אין כל סיכוי שעורך דין יסכים לייצג אותו בתביעה חסרת שחר כזאת. הבעת עמדה, גם אם היא שלילית ביותר לא ניתן להחשיב אותה כהוצאת לשון הרע. רק על פרסום עובדות שפורסמו כעובדות ולאו כדעות או פרשנויות ניתן לתבוע מישהו בהוצאת דיבה. אחרת כל עיתונאי היה מקבל עשרות תביעות ביום, ולמושג חופש הביטוי לא היה כל ערך. אז אם אתה לא טענת שינון סובל עובדתית ממחלת פיגור שכלי שחוליה נקראו פעם "אידיוטים" אין לך ממה לחשוש.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

שכחת להוסיף "לכאורה" בסוף. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:31, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

RE: So

Replied on my page. :D -----TheDragonMan2.0 Chase the Dragon! 14:33, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh ok

Sorry, my bad :.p. --Allahgator 16:29, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

burning picture

"Muslims protesting this article" which you took out from Muhammad was actually something that made me laugh when i first read it :.p. [1]. I've done work on Kaaba too, made that whole gallery. Let me know if you got any ideas on that too. --Allahgator 22:08, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Feel free to add it back, I have to somehow place it in with the very obscure chart I made :) ~Jewriken.GIF 22:38, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

THE JEWS GOT ME

Seriously though, can you help explain what this is all about? Thanks man. :) — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 07:22, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Tsk tsk....The IRC says: abuse of multiple accounts. The ban log says: first entry is: marking problems without proper privleges, second one says: abust of multiple accounts. What did you do? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:56, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

why the deletion?

Why was the page Nucrush deleted? Was it because of the contributor? Or was there an issue with the subject? Can you please at least explain why?

No issues with the contributor, I don't tend to get personal with contributors, unless they're blond and female. That article was about a non existent place, very short and didn't really say anything. I can restore it if you can try to work a bit further on it? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:18, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Ahh ok. Thanks. I admit it was a bit of a quick job, more intended as a place holder than anything else so I could come back to it later. I'll do some more work on it, make it something decent and respectable. It is a real place by the way, although it is not actually called Nucrush. Its a big quarry on the Gold Coast Australia.

OK, restored. I put a construction tag on it, which gives you seven days of grace period. Good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:20, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Wow so quick. Thanks. I hope I can get it up to standard and make it something acceptable.

And get an account while you're at it :) ~Jewriken.GIF 13:36, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Why hello there!

It seems like ages since I've been on this talk page. It's not, it just seems like it. You have that effect. Anyway - this needs closing and so forth. I'd do it but I have no idea what I'm doing (IRL as well) and I'm not sure if it should be an admin who closes it or that nice Mr Operandi who set it up in the first place. So I figured I'd mention it here and you could tell me what you think should be done about it. And when you've finished, tell me a story about Tie Fighters - and do the sound effects! (I like it when you do the sound effects!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:35, Jun 17

How do you brits say? blimey! it took me ages to find that damn template! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:59, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
Ah yes, "cor blimey", believed to be a corruption of "god blind me" - a good partner to "cor lumme", which is, of course, "god love me". We're more god-fearing than we think, over here! Thanks again sir. Now, about those Tie Fighters? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:23, Jun 17
Tie Fighters - as with the star wars tie fighters? O_o ~Jewriken.GIF 12:24, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
Yay! I spies me some admins about doing adminny things! I was starting to wonder about the feature and the cruft backlog that was building up... If only someone had nommed me on VFS. Hang on a minute... ;-) Anyway, good afternoon to you Mordillo. Now, about these Tie Fighters... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:51, Jun 18
I: :) I was up and about Amsterdam looking for apartments, think I might finally found a nice one, the missus was happy, and usually this means that I'm happy as well. So, about those tie fighters, let me take a look....~Jewriken.GIF 11:58, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Cricket reverts

I am not reverting that section any more I just wanted to include the picture without the shitty text. Cheers Beer Barrals Should be bigger 08:14, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

And I'm not deleting the picture, just makign sure that the name of the author is right. Oh, and trying to tidy up what is a really, really, unfunny article. Gladstone 14:00, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Seems like constant bickering to me. Can you two try to work together rather than fight each other? Hmm? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:06, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Nice pic, but...

Thanks for adding that picture to UnNews:Mozilla Corporation sets Guinness World Record for Most Spyware Downloads, but the idea is that the spyware was part of Firefox, and put in accidentally, rather than the browser itself being spyware. Thanks anyways. --Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 12:58, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

No worries, feel free to remove it. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:05, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Umm help?

Hellooo......? I'm a n00b, and have no sodding clue! please help! I'm asking you beacuse you're (as far as I can tell) the only admin to look at my article "the legend of zelda, the Oracle of seasons. My name is Jordan(ish) and I don't know how exactly to upload pictures. Also is it possible to alter the Title of the article after it has been written? Cheers J--Jordan(ish) 20:56, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

First of all, welcome to the most deranged wiki on the planet. Second, try to read the links Mhaille left for you on your talk page - you got some good directions on how to move things around here.

As for your questions: uploading picture - on the left side of the screen you have the upload image/file button, that's where you upload it. For title change, you need to move the article to a new location (name). Use the move tab which located on the top of your screen. Let me know if you managed. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:50, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Allah's True Prophet Muhammad

OK, I have put my writing trousers on for the evening. Can you leave the above alone for a bit? I have a MAJOR restructuring job to do on it... Give me a few hours to change it, and you can start hacking the hell out of what I have done after that... Basically, I'm thinking we do it as Muhammad being the leader of the Islam political party. Do it from the slant of considering Islam as purely political, and not really about religion. Hmm, maybe that's too factual... Well.. That's the idea. Kinda... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:53, Jun 19

Why not look at it from the historical perspective? He did have quite an interesting life. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:16, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
Hmm... I'm doing some reading around the subject now. I think the page needs a major re-work whatever happens. You are not a fan of the political idea? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Jun 19
I have, unfortunately, a degree in political science, and if I ever finish my MA I'll have another one. But on this specific issue I'd go first with the historical approach and maybe have a section about the political angle. Whatever it is, it needs major reworking. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:42, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
I hear ya. I'm in the middle of one MOTHER of an edit right now... It's probably going to take me ages to do this. I hope you will like the results... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:06, Jun 19
Well, that's my "big" changed done now. Hopefully I did not removed anything good. I think some of what is still there is still a bit pants, but I guess we need to write a lot more. I think the "his life" section can be expanded a lot, and something about most of the other key values should also be included in the politics section. If you think my whole idea here regarding calling him a politician is poor, just fix it as ya see fit. Tis no biggie for me this. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:38, Jun 20
I started mending it a bit, to give it more of an Ancient- Arabic taste. What dio you tink? BTW, the names I put it, well, some of them at least, have some interesting meanings :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:50, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Looking good. Yea, I like what you have done there. It's probably better if it's written in a more formal/classic style. I was kinda going with using many of the actual real names, but blurring them with up-to-date stuff like the pikeys (who live in caravans). I guess many of our readers will not know who they are (unless they have seen the film snatch) so it's probably better like this, and I'm convinced that the direction you have taken it is probably more suitable. I might try to work the FAST line back in somehow, but maybe it's not suited now that it's being written in a more local style. Me thinks you have the advantage over me here on knowledge about the subject matter, but I will try to keep up! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:58, Jun 20
So, is there a special meaning to the Elvis quote? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:26, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Nothing other than the obvious. You know about the girl getting in trouble for naming her toy after him? It's not a great quote really, but we do currently have an Elvis section lower down (which will probably go when we add more material). I actually preferred the Dean Martin quote myself, but neither are that great. I just put it there for now really... Kill it if it's pissing ya off. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:10, Jun 20
It doesn't really piss me off, just doesn't add anything. I'll try to think of something. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:26, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

On Recently Deleted Articles

If you could please restore my Mountain Goat, Punic wars, Laser Goat, and whatever else you have deleted of mine, to my user page, i would most appreciate it. I'd like to improve them. ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

Done. Make sure you improve them significantly before you move them back. Use pee review. And personally I'd lose most of the templates you were using. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:54, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Where are they, then? and, just out of curiosity, where did you find that "AlCalzone" picture on your user page? it didn't happen by chance to come from a recently deleted page called "Bagel Mafia" created by my friend User:Doctadoom, now, would it? thanks ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:04, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Morning

Don't mind me, just road testing my new sig and making about my hundredth visit to your talk page. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:53, Jun 23

Nice one. And top of the mornin to ya as well sir. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:42, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Morning? Hey, they have those here, too! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 11:02, Jun 23
I think that your concept of what a sun looks like might be essentially different than UU's. For you - sun=sun. For him=sun cloud cover with some light coming out of it. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Actually, for me lately, sun has equaled 'too hot to go outside,' as opposed to a few months ago when sun equaled 'too cold to go outside.' My state's weather needs to make up its mind. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 11:13, Jun 23
Actually, people may call me crazy, but I swear I saw blue sky this morning! Blue, I tells ya! Everyone around here tells me I'm hallucinating - blue isn't a colour you associate with the sky, it's just added in to Hollywood films because it looks more photogenic. But I swear there must be more to it than that, because I definitely saw some blue up above, and there ain't no planes that big! However, you're right Mordillo, the sun's a particularly bright shade of grey this morning. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:28, Jun 23
You should visit Tel Aviv then. The weather is very decisive over there during summer time. 35 degrees. 80% humidity. Each. And. Every. Fucking. Day. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:42, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Forum:Qua

Hey Mordillo... you HAVE to be kidding! Wow...   Le Cejak <15:29, 23 Jun 2008>

Kidding? Nope. I never kid when it comes to NXWave. I'm writing a very elaborate post at the moment, so how about you hold on before you run around screaming bloody murder? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:33, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh wow...No one ever tells me anything! - [16:03 23 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Check the forums dood. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:06, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Just read it, punk. - [16:11 23 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Fine! Go vote or something! See if I care! *pout* Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:13, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

help me im a noob no really urgent help is needed

That, in case you were wondering who forgot his signature, was Henrythegreat. (Anyone could easily have figured that out by checking the history, of course, but I'm just saving you some trouble/annoyance.) I recommend helping him, because as you might be able to gather from his contributions, he is quite the n00b. Oh, and Henry? If you're reading this, please read HTBFANJS. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:26, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Response

I made a full response on my talk page. I'm sorry that you felt attacked, grampa :)   Le Cejak <20:52, 23 Jun 2008>

Hi

You ROCK MAN!!!!!!!!!

Io ti lo da una milla belle ragazze


Here they are.

New Bitmap Image

Feast your eyes on this chick. Wow. Nice Breasts!!

No Ulterior Motive Here....

...but should my Erogenous Zones have been featured yesterday when it was in the lead on VFH? ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hmmm...I was actually out last night, and when I came back I was suffering from minor drukness. Hey, if I'm officially the master of VFH, can I get a badge? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm making it as we speak! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Your post

How can i email you? Why did you revert my edits, at least you could have improved article, is wikipedia wikia in any charge over these articles here, does jimbo/jewbo have any say?How do you sustain yourselves!? All words allowed?

Wikipedia has no control over edits and policy on Uncyclopedia. Almost anything is allowed, particularly clever satire which is the purpose of Uncyclopedia. Pointless trolling and attacks of other websites and individuals isn't something that we welcome. Other than that you have almost free reign. Try reading the user guides in the Community Portal pages as that should help you to learn those things that Uncyclopedia likes and the things it doesn't.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Edits reverted? Try HTBFANJS and BGBU, particularly HTBFANJS. HTBFANJS is also worth a read. Did I mention HTBFANJS? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:44, Jun 25
Thanx, as long as I get right on my free space to talk about something i am cool, including bs-ing wikipedia administrators wikipedos, whats link to above help? I must admit i did not see words like fuc on wikipedia pages, is there something to it? Give me your email, i have some touchy things to talk to you about...

Edsuxcux 21:27, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

You keep ignoring what people tell you, and frankly I'm starting to get tired. YOU ARE HERE TO WRITE HUMOR. You are not here to TARNISH OTHER WIKIS OR WRITER OR ADMINISTRATORS OF OTHER WIKIS. Not in your space not anywhere else. If you don't have any humor value to contribute here, than you are in the wrong wiki. Also, I fail to see any touchy issues we might want to discuss. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:31, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Well dude, there are, but show me direct rule where i cant write good stuff on my space, its mine, so nobody can touch that, i explained how to get in touch...listen up for a change! With all these edits you no better than wikipedos...you contradict yourself when you say people can write pretty much all they want...The preceding unsigned comment was added by Edsuxcux (talk • contribs)
The rule is here. It's the first rule. The one that says "Be funny and not just stupid". Satire is funny. "Some of the biggest motherfuckers are Lateral aka Roy Voronic fag and WhiteMonkey mystery, aka monkey spank!" is stupid. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:52, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
Also, do not try word games here. There is no "my space" inside Uncyclopedia. You can write within your space as a sandbox and that's it. This does not give you immunity or liability in case I think you're way over the line. Discussion over, case closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:00, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

On Adam Carolla man

I don't know what it is that the guy wrote, but Adam Carolla is hardly a vanity topic. He's not the most well known guy in the world, but he is famous. But if the page is in fact all vanity, I'll just tell him to restart it better than it was. He's been informed of our "make humor accessible" policy, and he seems intrigued by it, so I'm sure he'll have no problem with it. And from what I understand the article was pretty short anyways. Anyways, thanks for the help mate. Cheers, and all that. -RAHB 09:32, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

No problem. I'd suggest he recreates it in his space, to avoid further trouble. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:36, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeah definitely, I've made sure to emphasize that nothing leaves his namespace until I or another experienced editor approve of it. Thanks again. -RAHB 10:01, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Hello

This is Sicilianman. Please don't ban me. I will be good.But can you at least to me a favor? Can you please delete this page? Here is a link to this Unnews page. http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Orthodox_Monsterist_Church&t=20080624100504

Thank you.

re: UN:HS

Hey joo! I wuz thinkin' n' wonderin' if I shood be on teh list er not. Wut u think?   Le Cejak <22:17, 25 Jun 2008>

Any special reason not to? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:31, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
it makes me feel weird... I dunno... what do you think, Mordillo?   Le Cejak <22:41, 25 Jun 2008>
Why? I think you should stay, you certainly earned your place there. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:59, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
It feels like I'm bragging, is all. Fag came to my talk page, talking about awards... made me feel bad... Well, MrN reverted it, anyway.   Le Cejak <23:05, 25 Jun 2008>
that bastard will continue to revert any such pants edits from Mr Cajek until such time as Mr Cajek gives a good reason why said Cajek should not be in the hall of shame... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:09, Jun 25
that bastard decided for us, I guess. I trust him. I guess I'll have to think of a reason, then...   Le Cejak <23:19, 25 Jun 2008>

Rollback

Yeah, so I haven't been on this talk page in a couple of days, and I'm suffering withdrawl symptoms. So here I am - morning Mordillo! Also, I seem to recall that if a user wants rollback, the accepted process is to convince a few admins on IRC. Well, for those of us who spend little to no time on IRC, that would be something of a problem. So I figure I'll ask politely on a few admins' talk pages, starting here, of course! What do you reckon, real rollback for UU? It would be rather handy for my underwater maintenance processes... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:58, Jun 26

Goes to show you should come over to IRC more often. Why, just last night we had a huge party involving multiple penii. `Tis was great I tell you. No objections from me on this one. Also, top of the morning to ya UU. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:03, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
'Twould appear I also missed something or other to do with the worst 100. Ah well. 90% of the time I have been on IRC, it's been dull as ditchwater anyway. And it's normally blocked from work, as I'm sure you can empathise. And basically: IRC = meh. Now, who should I bother next? Hmm, I reckon the inflatable admin... --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:12, Jun 26
Better him than the decomposing one. I actually tried to access the IRC once from here and it raised all sorts of network alarms that went back to me...luckily I work for that department so I got away with some glaring looks....~Jewriken.GIF 09:20, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

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מה שלומך?

(פאי)84.109.11.188 04:22, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

שלומי מצוין, תודה. עובד קשה גם בחיים האמיתיים וגם פה :)

מה שלומך?

~Jewriken.GIF 07:48, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

סבבה... אנחנו חושבים על "לגנוב" לכם תחרות... את נוב החודש זה נראה כמו רעיון טוב אז לקחנו... גם לקחנו לכם את יום ה-A ושינינו אותו ליום ליום ה-א' אני מקווה שלא איכפת לכם... רציתי לשאול, מה אתם עושים באחד באפריל? 84.109.11.188 10:45, 1 July 2008 (UTC)(פאי)
ANI ROEE SHEAHMARחT LO MARIחH ET SFAT HKODESH... P:

אכפת לנו? ממש לא. למה שיהיה אכפת לנו? אנחנו תמיד שמחים לעזור. בכל אחד באפריל יש משהו אחר, השנה ספציפית הסרנו את ההגנה מהדף הראשי, היה בלאגן שווה ביותר. אתה יכול להסתכל על ההיסטוריה של הדף הראשי ב- 1 באפריל ותראה איזה בלאגן היה. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:27, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

אנחנו חשבנו באחד באפריל להפוך את הדף הראשי לדף הראשי שלכם ורציתי לשאול אם בתור מחווה הדדית תוכלו לעשות את אותו דבר... נשמע לך כמו רעיון טוב?

אני בספק אם החברה פה יסכימו לזה אבל לא יזיק לנסות את זה לקראת אפריל - תזכיר לי ככה שבועיים לפני ונפתח על זה פורום. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:40, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

בכל מקרה תודה... למה שלא יסכימו? מדובר רק על יום אחד... אמרת בעצמך שכל שנה עושים משהו אחר וזה באמת שונה...

כי עברית לא ממש מדברת לרוב החברה פה, אפילו שזה לכאורה מעניין לשים שפה שחלק ממנה חושבים שנראית כמו קלינגונית מדוברת על הדף הראשי. אבל כמו שאמרתי - אפשר לדבר על זה באמצע מרץ, יש עוד מספיק זמן עד אז. מה קורה אצלכם? הבלאגן חוגג? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:48, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

you have no idea... RaymondAK-47 23:18, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Sorry

Shouldn't have categorized them as per Pandora's Box, but I really am intrigued as to how many damn socks there were though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:31, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

More than enough. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:45, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
Put you through enough shit this lifetime. Thanks anyway. :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:22, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Template thing response!

I apologize. It's my first time. -- Hanyouman 14:53, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

No need to apologize, it's quite all right. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

something

is going on in eincyclopedia. its possible that yanon left the site. we're not sure right now... i just thought you would like to know... RaymondAK-47 19:38, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the update. I hardly think you've seen the last of him, unfortunately for you all. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
Time is but a window! Death is but a doorway! I'll be back! Muahahahahaha.... --Yanon 23:02, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
No no, it's not like that - you should have said it in very poor English. Try again. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:20, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Umm... Hallo unicyclers, am I Yanon, pleased to be meeting you. Can I may take funtimes of this here? --Yanon 17:38, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Ive started a project to welcome beginners into eincyclopedia, and started by making an FAQ page and a beginner's guide (which apparently eincyclopedia didn't have...) and the NOOB of the month award. i know you care about eincyclopedia, so if you have another idea you think could help make new users into active ones i would be honored to hear it. RaymondAK-47 23:13, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
I think that the best thing we ever did here with noobs, was the adopt a noob program, that really helped a lot of noobs around here. Also, you might want to update your welcome message a bit to make it a bit more...fun...it's very official at the moment. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:35, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
i already planned to do update the welcome template, about the adopt a noob campaign it wont be as effective in eincyclopedia because we don't have so many noobs, some of our "experienced" users aren't so great in editing and being funny, and most of those who do wont really adopt a noob... besides me i think there are only three users who would agree to help out. right now I'm working on the guides and the templates, and the noob of the month competition. but after I'm finished with that i might start on an adopt a noob campaign. thank you.

p.s. since when are you a sock puppet? RaymondAK-47 12:15, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Do you mean the bot template? That's a bot template, not a sockpuppet one. And it's a joke. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:06, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
You're right: it's no joke. Aren't we all God's bots? ...wait, sorry about that. Sometimes I just can't help but spread the word.   Le Cejak <13:08, 03 Jul 2008>
QUICK TIE HIM UP! /me puts a gimp mask on Cajek ~Jewriken.GIF 13:18, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
PLEASE DON'T GIMP ME, YA JOO! I'll be a good, traditional Christian! I PROMISE TO RESPECT YOUR RELIJUN!   Le Cejak <13:21, 03 Jul 2008>
I don't give a rat's ass about that! I just want to desecrate your body! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:22, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
IT SAYS IN THE BOOK OF HOOBIDEEDOO THAT CORPSE FUCKING IS A SIN! SPARE MY LITTLE BROKEN BODY OR YOU'LL BE SPANKED DOWN TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Le Cejak <13:25, 03 Jul 2008>
I'D RATHER BE SPANKED IN HELL THEN LET YOU GO! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
YOU MEAN YOU WON'T LET ME LEAVE YOUR TALK PAGE??!? ARE YOU THAT STARVED FOR CONVERSATION/CORPSE FUCKING?   Le Cejak <13:28, 03 Jul 2008>
I AM OMNIPOTENT. GET IT? OMNI-IMPOTENT?! HAR HAR ~Jewriken.GIF 13:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
your all crazy aren't you... RaymondAK-47 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
"If you don't have a psychiatric evaluation to back this up, you are liable for a law suit". Sorry, I couldn't help myself. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:01, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
whoa! oh.. sorry... thought you were Yanon for a minute... RaymondAK-47 22:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

its finally complete!!!! muhahahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!!!111one raycyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 14:33, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Hello Mordillo

I just would like to say that I been thinking a lot. I am sorry that I called you an asshole by e-mail. My anger clouded me with its anger ways. Peace be with you. Italianman 04:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I don't get it

So 194.80.21.10 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) is creating vanity stubs, and I'm vaguely thinking of Ban Patrol, and I notice Codeine seemingly banned that IP for 3 years in April 2007. Odd. Then you huffed the stubs, so I didn't bother with BP, but came here instead. Any thoughts? What's with the ban thing? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:09, Jul 2

That's the second time I see this in the last month. Must be some sort of bug in the wiki software. I'll check it with sannse. Howz life? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:41, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Life? Life's busy as a bastard. How's yours? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:08, Jul 3
Somewhat like that. Moving into a new place in three weeks or so as well...I need a serious drinking session as well. I think you should get the other poop guy and we can gather around for a good ole hangover meeting. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:12, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Hangover? Hangover.... No, sorry, can't help you. Before I quit drinking, I was one of those annoying bastards that never got them. Now, I'm just the annoying bastard that's still sober at the end of the night because he doesn't have more than one drink. Which should make my stag do interesting... Is it that Amsterdam place you mentioned you're moving to? They do say that moving and getting married are two of the most stressful things you can do, so you must really be starting to feel it now! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:20, Jul 3
Yep, going from the outskirts to the dead center of Amsterdam. I think I might have to sporadically ban on a whim, that could release the stress! So when and where is your stag planned? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
The exotically fair city of Norwich. Which is where I live. Well, it's cheap! Paintball, off-road go-karting and all-you-can-eat-Chinese should do the trick nicely, I reckon. Then the rest of 'em can get pissed and I can watch and laugh! Oh, and I suspect a strip club may well feature at some point. How about you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:46, Jul 3
Norwich! I new it! I hear Mordillo lives in a Dam fine place also. It's smoking over there apparently. /me downs UU's pint, cocks his paintball gun and points it at Mordillo. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:57, Jul 3
Don't know yet, probably somewhere in the Galilee. I suspect extensive drinking, army and sex stories to be included. We did the paintball thing with one of my mates, he got shot in the face just under the mask, and during the wedding it looked like he had an enormous zit on his face :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:01, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
I dunno whose pint that was MrN - I only drink whisky. I'd be more careful what I drink if I were you... --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:13, Jul 3
I might have been my semen sample. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Coming from the west country I'm used to a pint with a bit of tang to it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:59, Jul 3

My teddy!

...is now on your userpage! Oh yayayayayayay! He's so cuddly... - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [16:00 3 July]
You only just noticed?! It has been there for ages! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:28, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
I only saw it on your talkpage. Guess I haven't been watching your userspace as intently as I should have been. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [17:17 3 July]
You're scary uncle Yettie... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:29, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

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About Banning User Amaninbo

Hello Mordillo.

I am Amaninbo. I am a writer at Yansiklopedi and was translating the Anna Vissi article at Turkish page of uncyclopedia. I have finished the translation and was uploading now the pictures of this page.

You can see the page original at:

http://yansiklopedi.org/wiki/Anna_Vissi

Please remove the band in order me to allow to finish the Anna Vissi article.

Thank you.

Already had. It just seemed that you're uploading loads of pictures without a good reason, sorry about that. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:20, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Finished now. There had been a couple of pictures the page I was translating...

what do you think about

the inspectors in eincyclopedia? a recent argument started in eincyclopedia in which suza threatened to leave. again. what do you think about it? RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 15:52, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I said it in the past, I think they're unnecessary. You don't need 7 sysops and 5 "inspectors" in such a small site. You can do all of the chores you're currently making without having an official stance, which is really unnecessary. You also have a paradox when inspectors, who are not yet "veteran users"(something I'm against as well) can do all sort of official business around without having the right to vote, and possibly without knowing what the hell they're doing either. I said it before, for such a small site your hierarchy is way too complicated. Going back to the most fundemental thing: giving people management positions is not the right way to bring new users - funny articles will. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:06, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
well, right now the sysops aren't logging in the site at all. and me and my friend are the only thing thats standing between vandals and the site. now suza wants to make sure that there are only sysops. and thats it. the sysops in the site are useless. there not looking at new articles and dealing with votes. and with out two of the inspectors the site would freeze. i started a vote to make sure that the case you mentioned (about new users becoming inspectors) and as it turns out, the problem is, in fact, Yanon. the thing is, Yanon thinks that in some point every user will become an inspector. and that then that users will become a sysop. I'm starting to think it some kind of social experiment for him... RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 16:40, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
If it is, in fact, the way you describe it, then your problem isn't the fact that you need inspectors to maintain the site, you need efficient sysops, and that is a completely new discussion. But the problem remains: too many "official" management members = no writers, no humor, no fun.
“Have the humility to listen to people who are better than you”
~ guess who on guess what

~Jewriken.GIF 09:24, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

i agree with you, but right now we have inactive sysops and a lot of the users (and by that i mean Yanon) think that we don't need new sysops. and further more, hes only goal in the site right now is to become a bureaucrat (or a beereaucrat) and he doesn't care about any of that... RAYcyclopediatalk - if the opposite of pro is con. then what is the opposite of progress? 10:17, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
As far as I can tell, and I'm not really looking that much any more, you don't need more sysops, you need efficient ones. And as for that goal you mentioned, my opinion on that is well known. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:24, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

You have got spies everywhere

I see... I think he got the idea... Might turn out to be a good user that guy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:16, Jul 6

Yep. Just made sure that the next schmuck who uses that IP doesn't get the wrong "fuck you" impression...~Jewriken.GIF 22:17, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

User:Edsuxcux

Spot of advice (in case you don't know the full background): this user is very bad news. He has a history of major harassment of editors, both on Wikipedia and off-wiki via e-mail, under many many sockpuppets - Google Wikipedia and BoxingWear [2]. After general banning, he moved on to Encyclopedia Dramatica as "Wikitruthguy", again working under many socks, to write bizarre attack pages about everyone who'd offended him at Wikipedia. After being banned at ED too, now it appears he thought Uncyclopedia could be used as a venue for hate pages about both Wikipedia and ED admins. Typical pattern is fishing for your e-mail and/or e-mailing random users asking for help, and then turning seriously nasty once you're in communication. I see he was blocked, but expect socks. 86.145.92.159 02:41, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up, although we already figured out the guy is trouble and as you've stated he is now blocked. As soon as we find any socks we'll get read of them too. Thanks again. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:50, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
What trouble, I dont have other accounts and I am not the above users boxgoogle nor wikitruthguy, if you want to block me I have no problem with it, fine, but i just read your warning, i was to contribute, the above user who left you this message is wikipedo, i was not banned anywhere else but you did say above my userspace is available. Whatever, there are other places to go and better ones... but i hope you are understanding person, so far i have not seen that as you act as wikipedo and you listen to people, ip proxy generataed from uk, great hypocrite as they you are, its clear wikipedos dont want truth to be told on themselves,

did i ever threaten you, never! you want good contributor gone, no problemo-Edsuxcux

Thanx

Why thanky you for such a kind thing to do, Mordillo--Readmesoon 16:32, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

My pleasure. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:10, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

My very good reason

Because it's only 3 hours old and has not proven itself bad yet. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Evil Pi (talk • contribs)

Is that so? Do you have any idea what the term Reichsfuhrer represents or better still who was the original one? Did you ever read your history or is it just seems amusing to you to play around with "cool political entities?" How exactly is it going prove itself funny? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:23, 8 July 2008 (UTC)


Just so you know...

I am most defiantly am not trying to cause drama here. I created the above because I thought it was funny. If you don't, or you think this could cause drama, PLEASE delete it. I promise not to say a peep about it. Well, I might say "pants", but then that is to be expected... ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:28, Jul 8

How exactly will that cause drama? It's obviously a pants article! Just don't forget to categorize it :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:35, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
HeHe. Well, I rate my chances of this surviving more than a day at rather low, but we will see I guess... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:41, Jul 8
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted... No surprise really. Ironic considering the article it linked to... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:47, Jul 9

WBC CD box set

this page was on its way to being good enough to nominate for featured article

Just because some of us have lives, and dont have countless hours to spend editing wiki, unki, WorldOfWarcraft ing, Chris Cocker Wanking, Runescaping, Joan Rivers Dildo Licking, Second life living, Emo-ing and eating cold pizza, dont take it out on me, and my rather decent page.

UN Huff it immediately or feel my wrath biatch

(pretty please)

(It was rather good and imagine my dissapointment, upon showing it to my friend, who has quite a bit more technical know-how than me to tart it up, to a decent level, and it not existing.)

P.S. Reply to me asap

B.T.W. If you do not reply within a week I will destroy you and your dominion, your dog, your mother, and your collection of Albanian Monkey Porn

Thankyou For Your Time
Typically I'd say, no problem, you can have it back in your space to work on it. But since you made it so clear you're a charming person, you can bugger off to whatever dark humid corner you came from. Here is your reply, and guess what! It's not even a week past! How lucky are you! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:01, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Let's forget I had my weekly temper tantrum. You got your article back. Make me proud. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:37, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Yea, just don't threaten to mess with the Albanian Monkey Porn again eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:06, Jul 8

I was just following the guidelines

and being post post-ironic

Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid.

You did not just tell me to read BGBU did you? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:08, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Autocrosser

What happened to Autocross ???? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 204.249.77.1 (talk • contribs)

The {{WIP}} tag on it expired, and seems like a messy list rather than a complete article. Do you want it restored to keep working on it? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:45, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for vote

Thanks for the vote;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Nist gafloygin und nist gstroygen

Goldilocks and the Three Bears won't just make it onto VFH without some help... Yes, I know I'm whoring, but whats a girl to do? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:14, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

I'll do better, I'll feature it :) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:49, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:31, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:31, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Hmm

You can deal with this one... He has not been listening to a word I'm saying anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:56, Jul 12

I hope he's listening now :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:52, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Geelong

What happened to Geelong?? And what excactly is a "vfd cool down period."?? 10:46, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

It was voted for deletion. And since someone kept recreating it, I protected it for a month. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:51, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Link to a specific section on a page

How do you do that?

like this. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:30, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

thanks--Chez Anthony 14:25, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I see that the lethal red tilde thingy did its job :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:31, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Please Adopt

"Please adopt me," sushi4724

Why the brackets? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:21, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Regarding High School Musical

The last time I checked, someone screwed it up, like the time the article about "the Philippines" was screwed 3 months ago. Can you please provide me a good copy of the last edit before (how should I say this?) July 13, 2008. Thanks in advance and please archive your talkpage, since it's hard for me to read info from your talkpage because its eats up the virtual memory of my computer. And thanks in advance, again. -Ian Lopez MUN 10:21, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Define "good copy". Do you want it in your userspace? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:14, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

My Poll

Yes, I can see you have just huffed my poll, but, why? The intention was that the poll would serve as a provider of comic relief. If you felt that it was unjustified to place links to the poll onto the pages you are free to remove them, but surely you didn't have to huff the Poll itself! and anyways, the intention was that the little templates on the articles would serve as a joke, imitating the polls that technology corperations bambared you with until you take them, and I do feel some of the pages were relevent: eg: Microsoft. Just Saying Rbpolsen 08:13, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm..You're probably right about the poll Huffing itself, I'll restore it but you really need to put some more content in it other than the poll itself. The way it stands currently, it's just...a poll....if you get my drift. Maybe write a background to it, talk a bit about the "Uncyclopedia Statistics People" etc. Also, a comic relief in a comic website?! O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 09:46, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:05, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:05, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Edit war at an UnNews I wrote

Heya Mordillo! Think you could do something about this situation? I left a note over on the guy's talk page, but I have a feeling this isn't going to end until someone steps in.

Appreciate it!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:00, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Left a warning on his talk page. Please let me know if he keeps going. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:20, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Awesome. Thanks! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:22, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

 ?????

u huffed everything zen! how could you! why was it huffed?

Because it was completely random and had "everything zen" repeating 30 times. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:20, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

The Slappy Debate

  • In answer to your question, I do have some evidence, and I'm glad that there's somebody on here that's looking at both sides of the coin. At present, he's trying to delete all of my Slappy's Angels articles for "Slappycruft" (whatever the hell that is), rather than just say that the articles may need rewriting or contain vanity. If he chose the latter, I wouldn't mind, but he seems to be claiming that the articles are only present for my benefit. Crablogger 14:33, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
I asked him to respond on your talk page so we can sort this out nicely. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:34, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Images

Hi there, i've got a few images whcih aren't being used - I'm faily keen to hauff them since they're jsut lying around. Should I put them on QVFD or would you like me to put a list of them on my userpage?--Sycamore (Talk) 15:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

You can just put them here and I'll take care of that for you. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Cool;)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:18, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:28, 22 July 2008 (UTC)


You

Why are you a part of the mafia --Chullage 16:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Solid Snake

Hey Mordillo! So I notice that Solid Snake is protected and redirected to Uncyclopedia:CVP. I wrote a version of that article at User:Hyperbole/Solid Snake which, while arguably not my best work, I think could probably go in that slot. What do you think? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:51, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

I say don't let him. Ever since this "Hyperbole" character turned up he's been doing nothing but writing quality articles, fixing up old ones and generally causing trouble. I say this obvious bad apple needs to be taught a lesson... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:58, Jul 22
He's a dangerous sort that one, with his articles and whatnot. Done, feel free to move your article. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:32, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Enquiry

Would it be stepping over the mark to replace the introduction type thing, of the Hell page with this:




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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Hell.
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Did you know...
that in addition to the existing nine levels of hell, a new tenth level is currently under construction in preparation for when Fred Phelps arrives there?
Jsay
TheJeeMan
Hell is a very horrible place. So do not be a sinner!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)
“DUHK LIETMN IEN! DELUT ENCUR TEFUOT!”
~ Hitler on Hell
“I know, I know, the walls need refurnishing.”
~ Satan on Hell
“Your grandma says it's a dry heat.”
~ John Edward on Hell
“I went in and they asked me if I had any reservations. I said "Yes, with the decor, the service and probably the food as well. But I still want to dine there!"”
~ Leonidas on Hell
“In Soviet Russia Hell go to YOU!”
“What the fuck does a person have to do to get into heaven these days!?”
~ Mother Teresa on Hell


Hell, also known as "Life", is the residing place of your soul for all eternity after your body lets out that last ounce of shit you call a breath. The entrance to hell is a bright shining light. You will only ever see this light after you have died, or, if administering anal sex to Carson Daly.

When you die, if you look close enough into this light, you may even see Carson Daly's supple full moon.


Dial Satan

For all your wants and needs, hopes, dreams, sexual fantasies,
vendettas against the handicapped or anything else your heart desires!
JUST CALL: 69 666 1800! NOW! Only 4 easy payments of a quarter of your soul a month!*

*Call cost 6 dollars per minute. First 4 payments are to be made in advance and include your soul, your girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, personal pet, mother and/or father, and any other material possessions you own. Continual payments of your dignity to be made every 3 days through your asshole for the entirety of your current and afterlife.

The History Of Hell

Hell was discovered around 27 PC (Presence of Christ). Jesus was tripping out on shrooms and somehow opened a portal into another dimension he called "Mtv". In the year of 1979 the name was officially changed to "Hell". Many suspected bribery persuaded the change. Jesus was quoted saying this on the situation; "Satan was just paying me back for Led Zeppelin tickets. There was absolutely no sexual... Wait..".

No one knows exactly how Jesus opened the portal due to his vague psycho-hallucinatory, recollections of the events prior to the opening, though, there are confirmed to be true writings from prophets of the time.

"I saw a large, colourful, flying object coming towards me, the little insect on my shoulder told me to be calm and hold my crotch. So i did. Then I distinctly remember the object becoming Carson Daly and bending over... That was when the portal opened" - Jesus. 27 PC

Vackrounf

A photograph taken with Jesus' built in digital camera, seconds before the portal to Hell opened out of Carson Dalys arse.


I thought I'd ask before replacing such a large amount of writing.

Seems OK, just make sure it's fitting with the rest of the article. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:30, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Pub

Just a thought: wouldn't Rough Pubs be a better redirect for Pub? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:53, Jul 24

You were saying? O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 09:59, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Whoosh! Faster than a speeding ninjewstar! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:01, Jul 24
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