User talk:Mordillo

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

12345678910111213141516

Welcome to my talk page. Now shut the fuck up and go write an article (or leave a new message at the bottom )

---

it's so clean Going on hiatus...

Contents 1 Gentle Oral Raep 2 the man in that picture 3 Sig change 4 אוזני המן 5 Supreme thanks 6 4chan talk 7 Are you online? 8 אני צריך לתפוס זיון. 9 when you judged my untweet 10 SpANKIN! 11 Thanks! 12 ROAK BAND 13 Here's a little irony for you 14 you kicked me from irc 15 The World's most powerful people 16 Worshipper of Sophia 17 Lucy, I'm home. 18 Which articles are you nominating for Foolitzer?

[edit] Gentle Oral Raep

I wasn't really here. Metooka 11:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

But you were! ~ 12:03, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] the man in that picture

reminds me of somebody. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 17:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Of course he does, this is Wikus van der Merwe. ~ 19:46, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

The south african guy from district9? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 05:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Fokken right. ~ 06:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Don't point your tentacles at Wikus. You won't get a fokken sweetie--BlueSpiritGuy 10:58, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sig change

I like to change my sig fairly regularly. And if you've only counted 15, then I think you may have missed a few. Going on hiatus...

Wrong talk page. It was me who miscounted your sigs. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 07:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I was working with 23 tabs open. You can't expect me to be prefect! Going on hiatus...

Do I need to ban anyone? ~ 09:10, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Me!MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!! ^_^ Mamzera 09:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

האיסור שלי הוא מאוחר. שָׁרמוּטָה 16:34, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] אוזני המן

I'm fairly certain you haven't seen my response to what you said re. Hebrew and Yiddish names for stuff such as hamentaschen on my talkpage because none of the Yiddish stuff I added to the kosher article has been changed. So here it is:

"It says המן־טאַש in my cookery book, which is where I'm copying them from. It is a Yiddish cookery book, however, so I imagine you're right that this is the Yiddishe term. Do feel free to change anything I've added in Yiddish to Hebrew for the sake of consistency though, along with any errors on my behalf. I'm fairly certain I've mangled שלאָגן זיך בייגל, not least of all because "fight bagels" was the closest I could get to "fighting bagels." What little Yiddish I know comes from my bubbeh who, like most elderly ladies, preferred doing things like getting drunk and shouting at the cat to fighting so it's not a term I ever heard her use. Oh, and I have no idea of either the Yiddish or Hebrew term for feinkochen or mandelbrodt and if I try to transliterate into Yiddish I'll probably end up accidentally writing something really offensive. Also, I don't know the Hebrew for cholent, though in Yiddish it's טשאָלנט I believe. :-)"

Thanks for your help if you do correct any of mine. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:45, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Ah! I did miss that. Well, some names really exist only in Yiddish (such as Kenidalach, I mean, there is a Hebrew name but no one uses it) - and Hamentachen, we can use both the names really. With the Cholent, it's actually an interesting linguistic debate. Cholent is not a word in Hebrew, but most people would use that (טשולענט). However, there is another version of the dish from North Africa called Hamin or Chamin (חמין) which is a different dish to cholent, but a lot of people use that as a general name for this type of dishes. Having said that, I'm not even sure that Chamin is in Hebrew, it might be bastardized Hebrew or Ladino. Who said that being Jewish is easy?! ~ 15:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Interesting, that, because so far as I knew chamin was the Hebrew name for cholent (cholent coming from the Old French chalant, I believe. Suppose Rashi would have been the one to ask about that, he knows his Old French alright) - however, it's not something I've ever really thought about that much since absolutely everyone I know calls it cholent. I assume that chamin and cholent were originally entirely different things, one African and one French/Jewish - that ended up becoming confused and used to describe one (possibly entirely different) dish. Oh well - who cares, so long as it continues to taste as good as it does? The rabbis spend so much time arguing over whatever it is they argue over and nobody's even answered the basic questions concerning Jewish food yet! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:10, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

לפחות יש לך מושג מה אתה מקליד. תארו לעצמכם מה הרובוטים מתרגם יעשה שפת אם שלו ... שָׁרמוּטָה 16:15, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

My Hebrew is far too poor to understand that, other than something about robots. I find it's a good idea to be able to recognise the word robots in as many languages as possible - one never knows when the ability to do so might stand one in good stead, after all. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:20, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

ha, that's not bad actually. It says: "at least you have a vague understanding of what you type. Imagine to yourselvs what the robots (plural) translate (single) do mother tongue his." So not bad! ~ 16:25, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, makes sense when you factor translation robots into it. Still - your Hebrew remains considerably better than mine, Luvvy. /me hangs head in shame Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:29, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

עצום ... Not Luvvy 16:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

They're great for playing Chinese Whispers if you have no friends, though. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Say Rabbi, did you know that on top of the Hebrew Uncyclopedia there is a Yiddish one? ~ 16:34, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't, but I'll have a look because according to some programme on the radio the other week Yiddish is at risk of dying out in the UK so I've been thinking I ought to develop the twenty or so words I know into at least a workable basic knowledge. That's partially just because Yiddish is such a great language for insulting people with, of course. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

It is. There is still a rather active Yiddish community in Israel, a few theaters as well (There's also a village that speaks Aramaic but that's just weird) ~ 16:46, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

As it happens, the chap presenting the programme was producing a Yiddish theatre show (mostly for his elderly mother's benefit, it seemed) and was worried nobody would show up for it. In the end, it sold out (although there was no mention of how many tickets were sold to his mother and her friends) so it seems some people can still speak it here. You hear the occasional older person in Golders Green and a few in Stamford Hill (possibly in the Manchester and Gateshead Jewish neighbourhoods too, but I've never been there because I don't fancy the innoculations you have to have before venturing into Northern England), and there's the Chasidim of course, but it's very rare that you find anyone either under 60 or not Chasidic who can speak it. Be a pity if it went the same way as its international language imitators like Esperanto because it sounds so great. A village where they still speak Aramaic, eh? You'll be telling me there are people in Argentina that speak Welsh next... ;-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Your nice and newly-cleaned talkpage isn't going to be so spick and span for long at this rate.... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:00, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Incidentally, did you know Colin Powell can speak Yiddish? Pity he doesn't know how to say his own name in English, though. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:54, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Supreme thanks

Just want to say that I am a huge Wikus fan. So you can imagine how surprised I was when I saw what you wrote on the main page. And I want to say thank you, it is one of the most awesome things I have ever encountered. Also, I'm a big fan of your work on uncyclopedia. So I guess, I just want to say thanks a million.

Baie dankie vir die moeite met die ongelooflike paragraaf op die hoofblad. Respek en integriteit aan u, met die grootste bewondering. --BlueSpiritGuy 21:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

My pleasure indeed! It was your "away" message that gave me that idea. Also, I have to praise myself for understanding your Afrikaans with my basic Dutch. In short - aangenaam meneer! ~ 21:28, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

It's all Greek to me. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Nice! I take it you've seen the movie. Yeah, I'm still away actually. Just popped by to check up on things. But well done with that Wikus message, it's almost an exact copy from the script, which is remarkable. As is your ability to understand the Afrikaans. As I've said, it is quite close to Dutch, but seeing as Dutch is not your first language it is a bit scary. I thought I could use it to gossip. Yes - Dit is voorwaar aangenaam! --BlueSpiritGuy 21:44, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

It's a great film isn't it? You can use it, I understand much more than I can write :). ~ 22:20, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

It is! And I'm not saying it because I'm a biased South African. Anyway, thanks again! I'm resuming my away status again...--BlueSpiritGuy 07:33, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

It's still beyond me why Mordilly has to learn Dutch and not... say Swedish... Mmmm... Swedish... *ahem* At least he can speak two languages that sound like you're clearing your throat after a fishbone hit it. Or is it three... Do you know Arabic on top of Hebrew and Dutch? /me makes a run for it before she gets spanked Hawt Swedish-speaking blonde 07:56, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 4chan talk

I tried restoring Talk:4chan because some anon user vandalized it. But I get a Spam protection filter saying I can't do it. Can you fix it please? :) Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 22:09, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Done, even though the bloody spam filter is beyond me. I just removed the problematic text (which wasn't essential to that page) ~ 22:21, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! :) Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 22:32, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I love the sound of swedish but could never quite get it right. An ex of mine was swedish (and blonde, surprisingly) and he tried to teach me a bit but every word I tied I would mangle the pronounciation. I think that the Australian accent and Swedish just don't mix. Going on hiatus...

Good thing you're putting this in the wrong conversation O_O ~ 12:20, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

I put it in the right place. The problem is that I'm a genous and think so much faster than you that I can see the logical link between 4chan and spam filters and Swedish with an Australian accent. I just don't know if I can dumb it down enough for you mere mortals to understand. Going on hiatus...

And I did spell that right. I was using the Middle French spelling of genius, due to the subtle change in definition. Going on hiatus...

[edit] Are you online?

We really need you to block someone. Like, now. And you edited recently and there's no admins in IRC. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 10:45, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry. But I saw that Modus took care of him. ~ 11:13, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Yup, I saw. It's no problem... I was just trying to raise someone (I posted on his page, too) in the only manner I thought possible. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 11:14, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] אני צריך לתפוס זיון.

או משהו. לפחות אני שיכור... ♥ 16:02, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

You're also, apparently. male. ~ 17:00, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I can't read Hebrew, so what can I do if Google defaults to male grammar! D: You can always get over here and verify my gender, but you'd have to know where "here" is, first... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:12, 8 Nov

[edit] when you judged my untweet

you said that i didn't fully exploit its potential, etc. now that improvements have been done, i want you read it again and give me some feedback.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 16:57, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's definitely better now that he sounds like Osama rather than a teenage girl, but I'm still missing something. Problem is I don't know what. I'll sleep on it, maybe I'll come with an idea. ~ 17:19, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

I'll be waiting.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 17:24, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Good morning, overlord. Any idea's for the tweet? Also, wtf man! Why don't you lets us, mortals, have our fun? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 08:56, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Not with page moves, that creates horrible mess. Still nothing. I'm still banging my head on the wall though. Maybe something will come out other than bruises. ~ 08:58, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Something like a For vote? Maybe, who knows? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 09:07, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Technically, how many for votes do I need to get an article with 3 against votes to be featured? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 13:27, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Usually if the total votes are in the double digit you'll do OK. ~ 14:10, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] SpANKIN!

WHAR?!

HUGGLY WANTS SUM, TOO!

*slobbers* —The preceding unsigned comment was added by a girlie cuddly cutiepie ban addict (talk • contribs) who is definitely not Luvvy

[edit] Thanks!

[edit] ROAK BAND

I did the audio for it. Could you take a listen and tell me just how awful my German accent is? =D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 02:39, Nov 10 2009

I am thinking of recording the first section of the article, myself, to teach you kids how english with a german accent should sound like... :) • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 10:46, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Necro, other than the fact that your German accent is the worst thing I ever heard, I love it. It's excellent! Thanks for that. Also, Moosh, I don't believe you need to teach me about German accent. ~ 12:16, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I know your German accent is wunderbar, Mordillo.. I was talking to Negropaxx. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 12:26, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Don't blame me, I'm just a merkin; I don't know wie Deutsch zu sprechen. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 04:38, Nov 11 2009

Ich bin ein Hamburger. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 06:20, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Gott sei Dank für Google Übersetzer. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 06:25, Nov 11 2009

Actually, google translator fucks up the grammar and structure of the sentence really good. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 06:34, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Truth be told, I'm actually using translate.reference.com's translator. :/ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:37, Nov 11 2009

[edit] Here's a little irony for you

Right when you blocked me for an hour for gloating (which I deserved), I was trying to make a post here. My post was about how innocent users can get blocked, even indefinitely, which happened to someone I know well (on another site). Then as I was trying to post it, I got a message that I was blocked. Weird coincidence, or are you admins mindreaders or something?     Father WHY??? (confessions)  00:56, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Definitely mind readers. ~ 01:04, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] you kicked me from irc

Sorry, I must have misinterpreted you. I thought you meant bring the conversation off Luvvy and onto the image, which is what we were supposed to be talking about. Sorry... /scratches head in confusion. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 01:02, Nov 12 2009

Dude, just rejoin. It was a joke kick. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:03, 12 Nov

Jesus, where have you gone to? Rejoin immediately or I'll kick you again. ~ 01:04, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

oh, ok. /smacks head • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 01:05, Nov 12 2009

[edit] The World's most powerful people

This study...thingie lists the most powerful people. Half of them are Jews. The other half are Arabs that want to kill the Jews. This is why we can't have world peace. QED. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 07:01, Nov 12 2009

Oh, I get it, joke. They're mostly Caucasian males.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:31, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Worshipper of Sophia

I recall having seen something about monks and nuns or some such for Goddess Sophia. I remember it said you could use a symbol in your user name, which I think is what you use. Can you or anyone who happens to wander by tell me where that page is? Thanks.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  20:05, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Nevermind; I found it right before I posted the above, making this section completely useless.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  20:05, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I am now     Father WHY??? (confessions)  21:44, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Better that than Rabbi Why. ~ 21:00, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Lucy, I'm home.

And on an unrelated side note, are you serious? Talking about the feature queue validates a two-hours ban? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 11:33, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

"First rule of the feature queue is - you don't talk about the feature queue". ~ 20:59, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Which articles are you nominating for Foolitzer?

I wanted to double check... — H. Peebles - D - HS 21:17, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Unless I've gone senile, which is quite possible, you nominate writers for the Foolitzer. ~ 09:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Damnit!! My trick question was too easily seen through! I knew it, I am slowly becoming--Evil-not-so-genius! — H. Peebles - D - HS 18:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

You need to torture small kids and puppies for a week, then try again. ~ 18:59, November 15, 2009 (UTC)