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Archive number: 4
Date range: 31 July 2006 - 5 November 2006
Original revision: 12:32, 5 November 2006
Size: 36 kB

edit help deleting images

please delete this img i uploaded as i have already uploaded and linked to another version of the image. this img is now useless. i did not know that uploaders aren't allowed to delete images. thanks. -- mowgli 12:13, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Righto. Done and done. Might I also inform you that, despite there being no problem what so ever with your current approach, you may request deletion of redundant images on QuickVFD? I mean, really, no problem with what you did. But should I not be active or so, that's always a safe bet to get noticed sooner or later. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 12:20, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
right! that's exactly the kind of info. i was looking for. you live and you learn. thanks bud. -- mowgli 12:41, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
No problem. ^_^ Glad to be of service. *cough* --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 12:45, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Big Bro USA

BTW you know I didn't do that, I was just commenting to the guy who did? Been working kinda hard to get a good rep and it'd be a shame to get dinged for nothin'--Shandon 18:23, 31 July 2006 (UTC) Also, thank you for the comments & vote for NOTM.

Oh, hah! That wasn't aimed at you... Sorry for the confusion... It's just that Mxviii or whatever his name is and I haven't been on the best of terms with eachother... Well, at least he thinks I hate him, when I don't. So yeah... I thought I'd clear things up for him... Once again, sorry for the confusion.
Oh, and as for the comments and votes: heh, no problem. Was nothing but honesty as well... ^_^ --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 19:01, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

edit This is starting to feel like harrassment......

O.K. so, MoneySign, you've deleted both You_clicked_YES and You clicked No but not HowTo: Hide a Dead Hooker, of which they were (I think obviously, even if arrived at independantly - see links on said pages) a part. I was probably going to further edit the You_clicked_YES one, but not the other (at least not signifigantly) - I hadn't got the 'under construction' sign on either, though, as I thought this implicitly stated. Did you realise this? If so, I can only assume you have a problem with the page itself (since the device isn't out - Zork uses it), in which case just delete it and be done with it. Seriously, you don't have to go to all these lengths to tell me you don't like me - I get it, I do. --Some Fool 01:17, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Make them as subpages of the article HowTo: Hide a Dead Hooker/You_clicked_YES, HowTo: Hide a Dead Hooker/You_clicked_No and he will probably not delete them. Zork pages are not in the main namespace, they don't appear if you hit Randome page, so they don't bother as independent stubs, whole different story. If I'm wrong, sorry to interfere.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 02:15, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
Cool, I'll do that. Cheers. --Some Fool 02:40, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
Like Rataube suggested, subpages are the best way. I didn't realise they were linked to some other article until it was too late, at which time apathy had set in. I would have restored them should one have requested it, but that didn't happen.
As for not liking you: uhm... No... That's not the case at all. I'm sorry you feel that way, but I can assure you I give users a plathora of chances, depending on their errors. Do not fret, my little one, you are not on my black list. It's reserved for only those very special users. ^_^ -⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 06:16, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

I just started the article based on our conversation, The article link is above you, Do you like it? --SU182 02:40, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

And you also thought it might be a good idea to translate it to other languages with authomatic tranlantion software (babelfish probably), and post it on the foreign uncycs, eh? It will certenly be deleted in each language... the Spanish one is alredy gone.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:08, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the info, Rataube. He is now under close surveillance. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 06:13, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

edit All Hail MonkeySign

HOORAY BEER

Xero Dagujin BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY BEVERAGE Fear the wrath of the one and only Gujinjastar Guardian of Truth YOU TALKIN' TO ME?!

edit A Piece of My mind

.........I know you banned me from the IRC, MoneySign. That was a complete abuse of power on your part. I have done nothing to disrupt the chat, and I feel you were being rash and stubborn. I demand my rights be returned to me--yes, I said it: my rights! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:06, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Fact of the matter is, bud, you were banned yesterday, and because your ISP gives you a new IP each time you log in, the ban didn't last for the week it was intended to last. I'll return your rights in 6 days. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 19:18, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
..........Fine....but why was I banned in the first place? DiZ did nothing wrong! DiZ be good child...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:28, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
For being disruptive by general definition. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 19:35, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
I was not being disruptive! Give me one good example of how I was being disruptive and I'll stop. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:37, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Gah!

I wasn't finished with Mr. Manning! I have work in 5! :D

Uhm... That still doesn't explain who Mr. Manning is! And besides: if you're working on an article, either mark it with {{construction}}, or work on it in a sub-user page. I'll restore it and move it to [[User:Lassaris/sandbox]]. That way you'll have time to explain who the hell Manning is, and it won't bother me in the mean time...
Oh, and also... Sign your messages, please. 4 tildes (~~~~). --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 07:00, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

edit This isn't funny anymore....

I'm starting to think you're just randomly banning me from the IRC cause you don't like me. I was actually being relatively submissive, as opposed to how annoying I could be. Why do you insist on hating me so?! How can you ban me for something I didn't do?...Again! :-[ Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:17, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Oh geez, are you kidding me? Please, DiZ, take it like a man. You know damn well there was enough reason. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 21:30, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
No, you know damn well you were being stubborn, for I did nothing to disturb the chat. I said that "Let's all type 'fuck' over-and-over thing" as a joke. It is the channel for uncyclopedia, is it not? And as for taking it like a man, real men fight for their rights. Like Dr.King and Carrot Top. Hmph! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:53, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
No one's going to take me alive! The time has come to make things right! You and I must fight for our rights! You and I must fight to survive!" *gets lost in a trance* ^_^ --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 22:01, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
And how can we win, when fools can be kings? Don't waste your time or time will waste you..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
WOOOOO!!!! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 22:10, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
and
*snaps out of it* Right, ok... So... Where was I? Uhm... Oh yeah... Well of course you said that as a joke! I mean, no one would say that in all seriousness, would they? Fact of the matter is: you provoked imature, disruptive and irritating behaviour. And it wasn't the first time either! But never the less, the bans will not be for much longer. I've put timers on them and every once in a while a ban'll disappear. I don't know how long I set yours, as I did it pretty much at random... But you defo don't have the longest one of 80 minutes. So WAHEY! Life IS good after all, eh? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 22:10, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Hungarian is having a crisis

What is this Uncyclopedia? I think that all artcile's value is zero. What is the project goal for you? Write as many stupid *ARTICLE* as you can? User:Hungarian

Ok, I'll make this very easy on you. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 22:17, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Some contest. SYSOP wins contest

Uncyclomania Edit wars.. was fixed! savethemooses, who is also, very conveniently a SYSOP, goes in and puts his name in the spot on the board, and then of course... closes the page off, which he can do. so HE WINS! kinda fixed don't ya think?

It's like all he had to do was wait till the end, put his name and then close it off, automatically winning.

What's the point of having the bloody contest, if a SYSOP is going to decides who wins anyways? --Mcmlxxviii 23:56, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Don't worry, man. The only one who can announce the winner is Chron. The rest of 'em are having fun in their own little way... ^_^ --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 00:47, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Article Question

Hi $, if you have a moment, I would appreciate your thoughts on this...thx--Shandon 02:18, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

well goddamnit, you can't comment on it. <ahem> What do you think of creating link to a list of the PLS judges? That would help me, because then I would not ask them to advise on work I'm going to submit. Thanks!--Shandon 00:30, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Heh... I actually completely forgot about this message... I was either really really busy, or I was going to bed, and so decided to postpone.
As for the PLS thing: I'm not on the panel of judges... Which makes me a potential rival. Which makes my advice a potential trojan horse. ^_^
But seriously, now... You shouldn't ask people to help with your competition entries. PLS stand for Personal Literary Strength[1], and so using other people's advice for PLS is going against its very essence.
Good luck, in any case. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 00:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  1. just made that up
Ok, so you wouldn't ask the judges, but my statement still stands: no help from outsiders (though no-one can actually stop you from asking friends and family in the real world..., I guess) --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 00:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Edit conflict yeah! Well, I'm going to go sulk in a corner. I have been asked for my opinion on stuff by others. So maybe a warning on the PLS page is in order? (OK, your adjusting the PLS page made me think you were a judge. Dredd.)--Shandon 01:00, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Heh, nah... But I wrote the guidelines for Best Illustrated Article when we launched the competition in April. And because it was the first time, I really didn't know what to expect from the participants (as in would they know what we're looking for, or will I have to rummage through a lot of trash). Result: overly explained guidelines that scare users away from trying. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 01:10, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

edit It's Done

Whaddaya Think? I had to rush it a little to finish it before buggering off for a months' vacation. . . Don't think it suffered too badly.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-spades-up my cat! 05:11, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

Sweet jesus with artificial coloring!!!! That's one he-he-hell of a long article you've got there, buddy! Uhm... Seeing as I don't really do the ready-weady thing too often, I think I'll have to use your vacation to actually get through it... Man, that's a long article!! I salute you, good sir, in any case. 'Cause from what I read before, it was written in a good style and had a very decent humor level.
Also, if you want, I'll put in on my watchlist as to keep an eye on it from any crap edits (those thing are easy to pick out with difference-views). By "crap edits", I mean people that happen to stumble upon your page and think "lol, the title reminds me of my ex. i'll put her name on here and i'll be so cool when i show it to all my friends, lol"; or "penispenispenis"; or something equally retarded... But, of course, if you think to yourself "MAN, THAT WOULD RULE!! Hell, I'll put that penis on there right now!!!"; or if you'll check it once in a while during your bugger-time anyway, and thus rendering my offer quite redundant; or if my suggestion is redundant because you'll be keeping an eye on it whilst you're buggering off, then do tell.
Once more for the road: *salutes* --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 10:57, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
Apparently, when the diarrhea in my brain can't get out my mouth, it spews forth from my fingers in a never ending torrent. Although, that comment ↑ is about the longest I've seen you spew. . . Uh, oh. D'you think it's contagious?!? Sorry about that. . . I'll wear finger-condoms from now on. . . If you would be so kind as to keep an eye on things, that'd be cool: I was dreading what I'd come back to in September. I'm off this weekend, but I'm getting everything prepped for a 3000km drive. . . too few hours in a day (sigh).  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-spades-up my cat! 19:45, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
I'm baaaaaack. . . Gawd, after all the effort the vacation required, I need a holiday. Thanx for babysitting things. How's by you?  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-spades-up my cat! 01:24, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Hello, MoneySign

Hello, my good friend administrator. This is the banned user Flameviper. Yes, I know. But I'm leaving Uncyclopedia. I had considered it before, editing under a different account. But it never really had the same flair to it. So I come to you to say that I will not be coming back for quite some time, if at all.

I am writing this to ask of you one thing: To delete my images that I have uploaded. Yes, I know it would be a pain in the ass...I'm really sorry. I could just give them to you as a list if you'd like. Please respond to me and don't remove this comment.


Thanks, Flamey Viper 18:56, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Update: I put them all in Category:Flameviper Images...
Oh, hello there, Mister Bannedviper. I will do you the honour of deleting most of your images, but I refuse to remove those located on an article in the main space, for hopefully obvious reasons. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 16:45, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
Wee update from me as well now... Here's a list of images that you don't want to exist, but do (get it?):
Image:3SSWORD.PNG, Image:4SSWORD.PNG, Image:5SSWORD.PNG, Image:6SSWORD.PNG, Image:Aybabtu.gif, Image:CircleSword.PNG, Image:Pape.PNG, Image:Quarterpult.PNG, Image:SWASII1.PNG, Image:SWASII2.PNG, Image:SWASII3.PNG, Image:SheepDrop.PNG, Image:Sporksaber.PNG, Image:Sword-E-Nuke.PNG, Image:Sword2.gif, Image:TMSSWORD.PNG, Image:TTSS.PNG, Image:ToxicGloves.PNG
So apparently the deleted ones weren't "most of them", as I stated before... Sorry, 'bout that. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 16:57, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
Okay, at least someone tried. Thanks for not going berserk on my ass and banning me for no reason. Flamey Viper 14:40, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
Trust me, I have other things in this place to go bezerk over... ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 17:12, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
Well...Somehow the fire of Uncyclopedia was kindled to a slow ember inside me. Say I wanted to return? Flamey Viper 20:35, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Sorry

Sorry I lost my cool. Not that I had any to begin with. I'll try harder to behave. Again, sorry. --SigCommunistPremier Tom MayfairBabelContribF@HSigCommunist 04:11, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Heh... That's ok... But consider this your second and thus final warning (first one was our little "run-in" when you started contributing).
Also, a little something for you to keep in mind: when someone leaves a message on your talk page, they are very likely watching the page for a reply. It's also not because they don't reply immediately that they didn't take notice... Sometimes they just don't feel like replying, or they find there's no further reaction necessary.
Mkay? ^_^ --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 16:44, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
What are you saying about the watch option? You lost me. I don't remember being paranoid that I was being silently watched and not being replied to. I may do a lot of little edits but usually the more recent the edit, the more likely it is to fix something. The new ones are when people should be worried. Have a nice day:D.
--SigCommunistPremier Tom MayfairBabelContribF@HSigCommunist 04:11, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
Errr... I said nothing at all about being paranoid, first of all. I just meant that it would have been better if you had replied on your talk page (where I left the message), rather than fragmentate the conversation like it is now. Should I, for example, require to reference to this conversation at some point, I'll be all like "Oh... uhm... hmmm... errr... geee... Why did he apologize?" --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 17:41, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

edit EMO knows Drama

What do the comments have to do with the voting. Sorry to bother you but it just looks like a conference is being conducted where voting should be. Don't get mad at me. I was just curious. --SigCommunistPremier Tom MayfairBabelContribF@HSigCommunist 04:11, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

SWEET JESUS, MAN!!! CONTROL YOUR SIGNATURE!!!!! PLACE FOLLOWING CODE IN YOU PREFERENCES AS YOUR NICKNAME:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Tom mayfair/Sig}}
ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, TRY PUTTING YOUR SIGNATURES AGAIN (OVER THE HARDCODED ONES), AND I'LL SEE IF I HELP YOU OUT ANY FURTHER!!! MY FRICKIN' GOD, MAN!!!!! ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 04:40, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
Sorry, man. Calm down. I'm working on it. It still didn't answer my question. I'm not trying to be impossible. I'm just trying to learn how to do things correctly and I'm not perfect. Sorry. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:47, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!!!! BUT YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO!!! WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU IF YOU CAN'T FOLLOW HELPFULL INSTRUCTIONS????? *cough* Ok, this is no good for my throat.
Yes, I can see you're not yet fully aware of how things work. And that, my good man, is why you should seek help before applying the error. There are numorous ways of testing things (the sandbox, your own personal sandbox, the preview button, voting pages other stuff, etc.), and you, dear soul, have utilized none. Anyways, yeah... I should have the whole timestamp thing covered now... Check the differences out between the revisions and learn. (Though note that it was Sir Cornbread who added the first set of small-tags) --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 04:57, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

edit PLS Judges

Just thought you'd be in the know as to who the PLS jusges are going to be. I'm just wondering whos sense of humor my article will need to relate to. Is it just admins, or are some trusted members judges too? Thanks, -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:49, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Uhm... I don't see how that should make any difference what so ever, to be honest... Do you think admins have a totally different sense of humour than the picked-at-random Uncyclopedian? Heh, despite all evidence pointing to "yes", I must inform you that we're no different in our opinions when it comes to articles and their quality. However, I will do you this little favour and tell you that indeed, not only admins, but "trusted" members make up the panel of judges. No details as to who is on the panel, though. For legal reasons, you understand? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 05:02, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
Oh I see how it is. The old Uncyclopedia Confidentiality Clause. What I meant though, is that say, you're sense of humor might be different than Tompkins sense of humor. Or something. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:39, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

edit 2 flye boyz

Hello,you deleted my article 2 flye boyz. I come from New Zealand and they were actually a group in the late 1980's. I dont care that you deleted, I was just wondering if their was any way to get a copy of it.

Ok, first some things you ought to know... First of all, I'd prefer it if you'd sign your messages... Makes it easier for me to help you. One signs by placing 4 tildes (~~~~). which results in your nickname (as defined in your preferences) and a timestamp. Secondly, I'd also really love it if you gave your new message-topics an equally new message header... For this one, I've now chosen [[2 fly boys}}. And lastly, what I'd like you to know, is that apperently your article was one of the many victims of Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week, so don't worry about not being given a fair chance or somethng with an NRV-tag (I know you didn't say that, I'm just explaining stuff).
Now then, as for a copy of the article: Sure, but there's no article history (so you only have one revision, namely the last one before its timely death). Check it! ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 17:10, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Fisher price thingy

Hey Sir Moneysign, the fisher price article is about to get its turn, soo, what's it gonna be? In the talk page we got a +5 pro original-with-link,.. so I guess that means that's where public opinion's at (if you count that as swaying enough...) --Gubby 01:26, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Uhm... Featured article is tonight. I thought Rcmurphy was back to do these things, but it seems he hasn't done the whole Featured image one... Ugh... And I don't want to do those anymore... :( --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 16:17, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
Sorry! I'm back now and I'll resume the featured stuff tonight. In fact I was going to update stuff last night but my power went out. No kidding. —rc (t) 18:54, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
You didn't answer the actual question! I mean, I could obviously wait and see, but the reason I asked was so that I could draw attention to the fact we have a +5 vote saying "do the controversial thingy with fisher price and a link to the retrospective", and then have a chance to argue with you if you came up with an answer I didn't like. XD --Gubby 00:21, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Hello again

Hey, this is PanjabiMC. Can you help me nominate my friend for noob of the month? How do I do that?PanjabiMC 14:15, 15 August 2006 (UTC)PanjabiMC

edit humm?

It's not an arrow, it's a plus sannse@Wikia (talk) 15:08, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Oh... It looks like an arrow from afar... Ah well... *goes to change instructions* --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 16:14, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Spam


You're doing a great job at banning multiple people for infinity. Or so Rcmurphy tells me.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, I banned an unknown number of people for 6 months, actually. And that'll probably change into like 2-3 weeks, because it was an AOL range block, and those things tend do nasty things to good people. But hey, at least I got it all in one clean swoop, as opposed to RC's little one-by-one escapade. ^_^ ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 21:06, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

edit VFP

Thanks for the vote. You just helped fulfill one of the more obscure prophecies in the Book o' Revelations.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:09, 20 August 2006 (UTC)


APOCALYPSE MEOW
When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

Helloapocalypse
You actually made that template for the occasion?? You know, I should just move it on over to your user space and let you fix all those little talk pages you placed it on....
But in any case, yeah... congrats 'n all that. And I don't go to that danged Reefer Desk, because you lot give me enough stress-related hair loss as it is! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 07:58, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Of course I made it just for this occasion. It's the first time I've received...anything. You could move the template if you wanted to, but I wouldn't fix it. Instead I'd ask you for help on fixing it (it being the problem that you created just so I'd ask you for help fixing the that problem you created. Kind of a geek munchausen-by-proxy). As a user, it's my job to cause baldness in admins. Also, it's not the stress that's causing the baldness, it's the head vs desk that causing it. My tip to you: buy a softer desk. It's worked wonders for me in my job as office drone. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:13, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
I wouldn't help you correct danged thing (other than mentioning that one can link to sub user pages as if they were templates by following the example code {{User:Username/Subpage}})!! And on top of that, I'd make you receive the hard end of my banhammer (albeit for only a few minutes or so)!!! Ignore text between the brackets for full effect.
As for your supposed job as a pleb: haha! Joke's on you, boy! Many a hair lost can be attributated directly to actions performed by sysoptic dieties. In fact, I might go as far as to say they can cause the most intense sessions of disowning my scalpal fur. So ner ner. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 11:07, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Ah! Template advice heard, understood and acknoledged. Also moot, as I find templates kind of irritating and don't plan on making anymore (as writing or 'shopping more fun that figuring out what does what in a template).
Too bad they didn't tell you about the side effects of admining before you accepted the role, eh? There's always combovers...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:07, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Templates are a bitch to get at first... And then, when you think you have them pretty much figured out, they throw new Mediawiki version in your face... Not that you actually did have 'em figured out to begin with... The slimy little devils...
And yeah, no, maybe... I dunno... Maybe I shouldn't fret so much. I'm sure that none of the sysops have ill-intentions for Uncyclopedia and that the real cause of my keratinized filaments' decrement is none other than my over-protective self... Meh... Think I'll just shave my head and have the NRV-stamp tattooed onto it. ^_^ --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 14:56, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
It could be worse...if I didn't have OCD before, I'm pretty sure I've got it now.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:15, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Template:NFSWImage

Did it accidently.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 07:39, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

What, you mean not click that little plus sign next to the edit button when you wanted to leave me a new message? Or did you create some kind of template that I should delete? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 07:43, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

It was the NSFW Image Template I messed up by accident.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 07:47, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Ah, so you did not click that little plus sign next to the edit button when you wanted to leave me a new message on purpose? That's very mean of you... I specifically noted to all to click that little plus sign next to the edit button if you want to leave me a new message... :( I don't like you...
And another thing: What the hell is Not For Safe Work? You mean like... not for whores who won't do a customer without a condom? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 07:54, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, Sir.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 08:18, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

edit WHY? Oh, WHY??

(;_;) My feelings are hurt. I thought we were buds. Where did we go wrong moneysign? What came between us?--Gubby 18:29, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Awwww, you have feelings? I... I didn't realize... :( Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Anything at all? Could you ever find within the bright, warm realms of your gentle heart some way to forgive me...?
Ooo, I know! I could ban you again, only for like.... a year or something! That would be cool!! \m/
Heh, nah, I'm just yanking yer chain... The reason I banned you was because you removed a VFH-nomination, when the rules state that only admins (who pay attention to that sort of thing) are allowed to archive/remove failed noms. Does missing this rule warrant a 1 day ban? Not necessarily. But because you appear to have little respect for maintanance-figures (as demonstrated by your popular HowTo: article), I thought I'd serve you memory-stickler.
But not to worry, little one... I don't intend on keeping a close eye on you and I won't start/continue banning you for unfair periods of time... It was a one-off action to teach you a valuable lesson: jelly-fish do NOT make for good kissing practice! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 18:47, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
You.. you identify with Wikipedia maitenence figures? This is fraternizing with the enemy!

PS the thing I deleted... well, you saw it!--Gubby 22:44, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Where have you been?

I miss your sarcasm, bitterness, and warmth. I miss YOU! Well, sort of... I've noticed you haven't been around lately. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:03, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

I've not been too active, but I have been around... Observing you all and your little do-thingies... Wish I could say the same for you, though... You seem to have some kind of horsy thingy on that renders you blind to stuff happening next to you... (note: referring to only one thing, really... Don't actually think it's a general thing...) ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 21:27, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

edit 2 flye boyz

Cheers for that man. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 203.173.157.139 (talk • contribs)

Err... You're welcome? Just what exactly are you thanking me for, though? I supsect the restoration I did... But then how come you did see there was a restoration, yet you didn't remember to sign?
Anyways, yeah... No problem, I guess... ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 10:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Whose photo in Breastfeeding

Well I hope to know who are they in the two photos in your Breastfeeding article.. Thanks in advance --219.77.116.57 17:49, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

The first one (the one without any part of the face visible) is an American actrice who uses the performance name Noa Deyer (did a cameo in Clueless (1995)); whereas the second one (with the black hair) is a Jugoslavian model called Bea Tchmemait. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 19:25, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the reply, but I can't find them in yahoo nor google, well...

edit You're a scholar & a gentleman

--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 04:01, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

edit GRRRRR

WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU BANNED ME?

I MEAN TALK ABOUT BITTERNESS

TRY DRINKING 80% COFFEE EXTRACT

THAT IS TEH BITTER

I MEAN COME ON!

THIS IS JUST DISGUSTING

I HEADBUTT THEE

GRRRRRRR

NeoZidane CUNTSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb Headbutt extraordinaire __15px-RedPhone.jpg____15px-SigCommunist.pngсоединяйтесь!15px-SigCommunist.png 19:11, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

... you see that button on the left of your keyboard marked Caps Lock? Press it once, then tear it off. Maybe that's why he banned you. -gorman

edit Secret Project

Hey man, sorry bout being largely absent. I was out of town over the weekend of Sept29-Oct1 and was sick all the following week (and still am sick). What would be best is for everybody involved to try and get together on irc for a directional meeting at some point. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:09, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Lisa image

Can you tell me where you found the image Image:Lisa simpson holding dildo.JPG. Thanks. Weri long wang 10:24, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm... I don't seem to remember how it came to be, but I'm not the one who found that image. I even see here in the deletion log that you were the first uploader... But then, after that, it seems to be User:Gfox22's work... What I THINK happened was that I was deleting a bunch of images (Gallery Fire Week), and then I noticed that there was an image missing, so I reuploaded one of the back ups... But you can't quote me on that... Like I said, not sure at all how it came to be... Sorry, mate. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 18:05, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Irish Evil

I just think you should know, there is a reason. [1]

Ryan North = funny bastard

Wow... I vaguely remember something like that... I mean the article... Cute... And so accurate... The comic, that is... :D ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 12:33, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Re: Croco-late

That's okay it wasn't that funny anyway. Prolix 20:49, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

edit IRC question

Bonjour (or Goede Midach, don't know from which side you are from :) )

Remember that little debacle I had in the IRC? (re: /SHOW ALL MY PASSWORD) well, I changed it then, but I don't seem to recall it, anyway I can set a new one or restore the original? Thanks. And how are you doing btw, you're still mighty quiet...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:32, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

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