User talk:Moneke

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edit Signing Posts

Hi, Moneke! No, this isn't a pre-rendered page. This is another user wanting to have friendly sit-down chat with you. You've been leaving your mark in a few places, and you've been signing your posts. Thanks! However, your signings haven't had something that we here at Uncyclopedia consider a necessity in a signature: a link back to your userpage/talkpage. Rather than use just --Moneke, consider using {{u|Moneke}} or --[[User:Moneke|Moneke]] <nowiki><small>[[User talk:Moneke|talk]]</small>~~~~~

But wait, you say! Isn't that lost one terribly complicated to type out each and every time? Yes, it is. THat's why you can turn your signature into a template! Just create a signature page, and put on there what you'd like your signature to look like. For example, here's mine, and this is what it looks like:     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:54, 6 September 2007 (UTC)  . How did I include that? I used {{User:EugeneKay/Zig|~~~~~}}

My sig is a little fancy, you might want to go for something simpler(no idea how wiki-experienced you are), but just ask for help! Leave a note on my talk page or just pop on over to IRC, where there's always somebody helpful.

Also, make sure to be in compliance(or try to...) with the signature policy.

Thanks!

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:54, 6 September 2007 (UTC)  

edit Welcome!

Hello, Moneke, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 03:19, September 1, 2007

edit Your template topic

I've moved it to the "Help" forum Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:45, 11 September 2007 (UTC) Eh?



edit Thanks for review!

Hi and thanks for your review! Is there anything in particular you feel i could do to improve on it?Queueing --Notoriusben 11:34, 21 September 2007 (UTC)NotoriusBEN

edit Welcome to UnNews

I enjoyed your story, Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit. Read my welcome drivel below, and learn how to make it perfekt! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:33, 29 September 2007 (UTC)


Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Moneke, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:33, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Have a ninjastar!



edit Wuts the deal

Hiya Moneke, Question kee. What is the point of begging in the dump for content due to lack of inspiration and then after I contribute a minor idea + potatochopy you subsequently kick the entry. If is was severly under par compared to the remainder of the content I could understand but clearly it's all pants.--Vosnul 09:19, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Love what you're doing with the W virus article

It's starting to look really good :) RabbiTechno 10:06, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Vote please!

Hey yo what's up? If Buster Keaton were still alive he'd like you to vote on his article nominated in the VFH section traffic on voting for it has slowed down so if you could vote For or againstStrong For it Buster will thank you...if he were alive.--Dr. Fenwick 17:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

edit NotM

Voted. I never concern myself with the various 'of the month' awards, but you deserve that one more than anyone else ever has, I think. RabbiTechno 13:51, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

edit SIRS Pee Review

Thanks for reviewing my article; they take so long these days. Do you have any points of improvement? I really want to polish this article to nigh-perfection. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 01:36, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Thanks very muchly for voting. --THE 12:45, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Adoption

I saw you were seeking adoption - can I adopt you?--Sir Manforman CUN 12:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem. You're off to a really good start - if you have a question, just ask on my talk page. And I liked your Worst 100 Cars of All-Time, that should be completed, ok I'm done now-Sir Manforman CUN 13:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Brilliant

I recorded the audio for UnNews:US Congress appalled at "Inhumane" two day workweek, and I really enjoyed it. Thumbs up.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Edited Buster Keaton

Okay so I got rid of some of the pussy jokes in the Buster Keaton article. I hope this sways you to change your current vote.--Dr. Fenwick 23:23, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Problem @ Uncyclopedia:VFH/Red light

Everyone thinks you voted against it. Is that correct? --  Le Cejak <-> 11:54, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Cool, cool. I'm gonna vote for you to be the noob of the month now :) --  Le Cejak <-> 12:22, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
'Can you re-nom an article for VFH if you do a lot of work on it? I think so. Probably, to make it legitimate, you should give an explanation of why it was up when it wasn't finished. You should also provide proof that it has improved: pee reviews, how many times it's been edited since the last time it was dropped from VFH. However, I doubt anybody will remember that it was up unless it's been up in the last week or something. Tell me if that helps. --  Le Cejak <-> 12:31, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Get out of Jail

Hi Moneke, can you support this article on VFH?--Sir Manforman CUN 22:30, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

edit CHECK YOUR LIGHTS

"STOPPPPP I have to vote for because... i cant say it... the Yellowish Yellow was actually GREEN." LoL! You're a crazy kid. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Busta Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:30, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:39, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Why?:Don't Do Apple Juice

Hi, sorry I haven't got to this yet. I've been really busy recently and haven't got a chance to thoroughly read through the article, but I'll get back to you tommorow--Sir Manforman CUN 23:06, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

edit The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:18, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

edit User:Moneke/HowTo:Make a Movie

I want to see links, images, & a couple more categories before you move this back to the main space. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle & disguise your external link. I hate seein' those http's so high up in an article. That's somethin' for the External Sources at the bottom if you want to show it off. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Hi

Suck shit, I finally joined. Good to see our article get voted for something. Next time, give me more credit for MY article - GRRRRR--DJ Irreverent 04:47, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Construction expires

So I moved your article here, in order to avoid deletion. Ciao. ~ Mordillo where is my RAT'S ASS? 08:12, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

edit GTFO!

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

edit Thank you for your indulgence

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