User talk:Miramira

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Miramira, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit Welcome to UnNews

You'll notice I put a rewrite tag on your article UnNews:Bernard Manning contracts Bird Flu, because it sucks. Completely. I didn't huff it because I feel merciful today, but it's utter crap. Fix it soon or it dies. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Miramira, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Anti-whaling pesk kids

Again, it's pretty horrible. Try tidying it up, at least. Look at other UnNews articles for ideas. Otherwise, it may end up huffed. Go get 'em! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:18, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

edit La Saps and other topics

You're welcome for the minor edits I made on La Saps. It's an interesting topic, a good subject for an article. If any of the edits don't fit well with 'bad boy style' then of course you can change it. It's good that you do standup -- you know how to tell jokes, which puts you a step up. ----OEJ 16:03, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Holy Shit! Yeltsin is dead!

I've pasted your story here User:Miramira/UnNews:Holy Shit! Yeltsin is dead! because it's pretty bad, and is deletable as is. Please feel free to transform it into a proper article if you like. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:09, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

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