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Hi bro, I did the pee review of your article I put it in the discussion section of the article. Feel free to ask me for help when (if) you want to retouch the article, I'd be happy to help, and then you could nom it or I could, as you wish! Are you really only 13?? And I guess you speak Greek also? Jesus, you're good. Mattsnow 03:26, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Haha, I did add some things. Want me to continue to help? I don't have much more ideas though, but I could rephrase some sentences a bit. When you feel it is ready, I'll nom it, cool? Mattsnow 19:56, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote on the VFH stuff, especially on Skunk, a page I hold dear as it is a true story. I am married to a skunk. And I hear Greece is melting down financially, so if you need a loan or something ask Lyrithya who is loaning money to everyone these days. Thanks again! Al Saturday September 2, 2012 (UTC)

I should be thanking you right now, for the information. -- 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

But I prefer not to thank you. -- 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Now go away. -- 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

I came back! Al 18:47

Can't you read english? I said "go away". WTF. Whatt are you? greek or something? -- 18:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

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Logo Pogo, what's our Vector Victor? By Chief Those of you who aren't still reeling from the ingenuity and wit contained in the title for this story are just the kind of humour-hating Nazis who are killing this place, one "witty" article at a time, who will, naturally, have noticed that the logo has undergone a design change. This change came after several of our power hungry administrators noticed the shadowing on the old logo. Not noticed the shadowing on the old logo yet? Well head straight to the image page and look at the shadowing on the old logo. We here at the UnSignpost are utterly gobsmacked that we lived and indeed loved alongside such shoddy work, just look at the shadowing! The more you look the angrier you become; it's incredible, just what the hell was Rcmurphy thinking when he created the shadowing on the old logo!? Of course this is all untrue, the old logo is basically fine but the new one suggests that we aren't all the ten-thumbed Orangutans that <insert name here> is and that we might know something about cricket and opera. In other words, its beauty and three dimensions hide the depressing truth and, according to Dr. Skullthumper, will probably cure AIDS and bring peace to the Middle-East as well. The creator of the brand new logo is none other than Lyrithya, who wasn't available for comment at the time of going to press, but would probably would want to say something about how she owes everything to ChiefjusticeDS. A quick scan of the forum reveals only one forum topic about the new logo, making it about ten times more popular than Wikia and Jesus combined. The other interesting development is also the development of some kind of new skin for the wiki which is presently being flaunted on a forum and on your gadgets page where you can tick a box to experience it for yourself, just like voting really. This is once again courtesy of Lyrithya, someone who just doesn't take "Meh" for an answer. The general opinion of the community regarding these changes is difficult to gauge, especially if you don't read any of the forum topics. Speaking anonymously, Mhaille expressed doubts about Vector, stating that the changes were "Only skin deep," but said that any discussion over which was better was "Just plain racist". Rank admins! By Chief Those of you who have heard of Rate Your Admins (or RYA if you wear sunglasses inside) need not read this story; simply scroll back to the top, read the right hand column and ask again just how does that sexy admin do it. Which segues us neatly onto the thrust of this story: Frosty has revived the original RYA, a system by which users would give the active admins a score out of ten on various categories and then the admins would have a reason to get up the next day. The new system is very similar to the old one, exactly the same, some would say, and all it needs is your contribution. The UnSignpost spoke to Sockpuppet of an unregistered user about RYA and he said "I once killed a man," but don't let that put you off; he's actually really well-adjusted. Voting couldn't be simpler. You just go to the page of the relevant admin and then you click edit (with us so far?) then you put zero in every box and press save. Don't worry; the chances of them knowing where you live are extremely remote so it's literally consequence-free, almost.

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Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. 14:57, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

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It's serious business By Chief To celebrate the creation of a new ignorable policy, the UnSignpost is covering all the srs biz that has taken place on Uncyclopedia this week. Once again, Lyrithya and her unending quest to "improve" the wiki takes the top story; not content with replacing the potato logo originally created by Rcmurphy, she has created a forum (yes another one) in which she displays the new logos she has created, all wonderful and three dimensional. Dr. Skullthumper appears to have been so entranced by the the shadowing on these new logos that he is currently proposing that we allow Lyrithya to do whatever she wants, then we can only assume it will begin to rain marshmallows and then Jesus will return so that he may bless the new logos in person. Everyone loves the new logos except for Lollipop, whose home-grown logo offerings have been snubbed... one of these days he will probably buy a gun and then kill every single one of us. The Ministry of Love has a new topic on it. This is news in its own right, but it would be just plain lazy for us not to tell you what it was. In other news, Sycamore has called for all Real Nigga's to report to the Village Dump. Sycamore, who was born and raised in West Philadelphia, was unable to justify this course of action as he had one little fight and has been forced to go and live with his Aunt and Uncle in Bel Air. The UnSignpost is sure that hilarity is certain to ensue and predicts that Sycamore may well be writing horrendously bad rap music in as little as three years time. Finally it seems that the in-fighting, backstabbing and constant evil that emanates from all the current admins (with the possible exception of Modusoperandi) has not discouraged users from wanting to be just like them. The UnSignpost wonders why anybody would ever aspire to be part of a group that not only has Olipro in it but also boasts a whole one and a half women and she is maladjusted. The crippling deficiencies of Uncyclopedia's admin group haven't stopped Joe9320 from asking to be one; on being asked why he wants to be an admin, he cited no reason at all. He just does and, apparently, so should you. Also, Magic man wanted to be in the UnSignpost this week, so he is. VFS/B By Chief When Uncyclopedians aren't looking at depraved Horse porn or voting on articles referencing Horse porn, they are to be found gazing in wonder at VFS to see just what those barmy administrators have come up with next. Well, sort of. Currently VFS is not given over to the process of sandwich voting, but to a vote on whether to hold nominations for a preliminary round of voting for the people to administer the results of further voting, but only if there has been a vote first. In short, the admins are deciding whether or not to have some more bureaucrats. Since all of you have read Jimbo Wales fantastic works: "The Pricing of Index Options When the Underlying Assets All Follow a Lognormal Diffusion" and "Me and my ample piles. Of Money" you all know the ins and outs of the role, but we will remind you anyway. Bureaucrats give out user rights; if Uncyclopedia was a city the users would be the citizens, the vandals would be the criminals, the administrators would be the Police and Bureaucrats would be the people who send Police officers annoying notes about filling in forms and the importance of chilling their packed lunches. Currently the vote is plus four in favour so it looks like voting on sandwiches will be suspended for another month, a tragedy which two months ago seemed a very remote possibility. We would urge you to vote but you all know the form by now, just remember that Bureaucrats tend to go... missing. We sat down with absentee Bureaucrat and hilarious moustache owner Mhaille to get his opinion of the vote: "If you master the 5 D's no amount of balls on Earth can hit you" Mhaille responded before beating our reporter savagely with a sack of wrenches, so there is some definite food for thought there. Cross your legs folks, it looks like there will be another vote coming to your computer screens very soon.

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Mimo!!!

Mimo, thank for the vote on the Chicago Seven hippie page ten seconds ago (I'm lurking in the nom page, just behind the bush in the corner). Really appreciate it. I like that time in history, and the Chicago Seven were really a big part of some of the changes towards more freedom that occurred in the era, except in Europe, which has always been free (hahahahahaheeheeheeheehahahaha huh?). Are you enjoying the hot summer, or just setting wildfires and watching the fire engines come (I like it when they start throwing those hoses around)? Al 10:26 11-6-'11

I visited Chicago once. It was the only time I travelled outside from Greece. Huzzah! -- 10:35, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Did you get arrested, or visit their Art Institute? And you mean you've never been to Italy or one of the outlying provinces? It will be fun when you get a railpass and start wandereing. Aleister 10:40 11-6-'11

Italy? Yeah, sure. Those are the cities I have ever visited in my life: Chicago, Athens and Thessaloniki and some villages in Greece. -- 10:44, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Aye, the world will be your oyster. Cities will lay at your feet. The alps will send their glaciers to escort you to the jeweled provinces of the earth. For me anyplace is fine as long as they have good Indian resturants. Aleister 10:46 11-6-'11

In what city do you live bro? And do you want me to nom the Howto article or do you want to edit it further? (Sips his coffee) -__- Mattsnow 10:49, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

I live in Thessaloniki. You can nominate the HowTo article whenever you want but I know it will never be feautured because it looks like Aleister's one. -- 11:16, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Aleister, for me any place is fine as long as I have a laptop or a bike or a porno magazine. -- 11:18, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

There are bikes now that look like porno magazines. And maybe enough time has passed so people won't remember my page. I'll vote for yours for sure. Aleister 11:22 11-6-'11

If you vote for my page I want you to do it because you like it and not because I paid you. -- 11:55, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Your payment was in gumballs. It was supposed to be in euros. But I will vote for it anyway. Aleister 11:57 11-6-'11

Gumballs? No, no, no! This is how I paid Mattsnow to vote for my article. I think I paid you with fake free pizza cupons. -- 12:35, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

I'll take some souvlaki as payment, just send them in the mail! Do you think your article about homework would stand a better chance? It was great too! Mattsnow 22:11, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know about the homework. I like it better than the other ones but the rest of the people here don't like it at all. -- 07:24, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Weird... I do like it. And why would people not feature the article cuz Aleister wrote some? They vote on the article, not on whether 1 or 4 people wrote it! When was it nommed the last time? I think we have to wait a month... And I called the Greek Police for that porno mag, it is illegal at your age. They should be at your home and bring you to jail in a couple of minutes. Mattsnow 07:29, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I just nommed it! BTW, I have an article on VFH, Doping in sports. I had fun writing it, go read it if you have time! I am anxious to see if your article is gonna go well, more than if it was mine lol Mattsnow 07:45, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I couldn't read all of it but it's really good. Great, a n00b will have more feautured articles than I have. -- 11:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I followed you to the Greek Uncyclopedia

Hurrah! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:12, 11 June 2011

No way! -- 11:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Yes way! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:43, 12 June 2011

Possibly way! -- 17:03, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Do it with the Mimo&maxus way. -- 18:35, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I miss the old Mimo. You were close to being old Mimo again when you revealed the real Mimo. But suddenly,you are falling deep within the crusts. Whatever happened to "yay"? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:39, 12 June 2011

Yay is shit dude. lolololololol. -- 18:40, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Ignore me. This is the result of facebook on kids. -- 18:43, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

How dare you edit conflict me! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:46, 12 June 2011

Duuuuuude! Chill out! Now, give me a link for your article which is nominated at VFH. -- 18:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

No can do. Voting's closed. Didn't make the cut. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:50, 12 June 2011

Meh. It would be strange if it was feautyred. HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. Just give me the link. I didn't say I would vote for it. HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. Just give me the link. -- 18:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

You don't have any features either, do you? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:05, 12 June 2011

No but I have one nominated and of course Mr.I-am-Lollipop-who-doesn't-vote-for-M&M's-articles won't vote for it, right? -- 19:09, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I've had three articles on VFH, but none of them made it. If I vote for on one of your articles, will you nom one of mine? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:16, 12 June 2011

What are you doing? Why do you need so much that feautured article? I don't care about your vote or anyone's vote. I would nominate one of your articles if it was good enough but I would never do that only because you voted for my articles. What you're doing is not good. Would you like it if I voted for your articles only because you asked it? Wouldn't you be sad if you knew that your article is featured even thought it doesn't deserve it? I do not like this form of threating or compromise or however you want to call it. I don't need anyone's vote if it's just because I helped you or something. I want a vote only because my article worthed this vote. Anyway. Give me the links and if I like them I promise you that I will nominate them. -- 19:29, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry...sorry...it was wrong of me. Give me the link to your article, i'll read it, and i'll judge. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:36, 12 June 2011

Wow, Mimo, you are so right. I wouldn't like anybody to vote for my article if he didn't like it. I've changed lol. Remember my paranoia when my 2nd nommed article was trashed? Being featured is cool, but in the end, everybody will have forgotten about it in a week. I've got one right now on VFH, Doping in sports and I care more about Mimo's article than mine. Seriously! It's cool to see your article is doing well, I told you it was good! On the other hand, I had an article deleted from VFH and I personnally think it is better than the 2 features I have, I laugh when I reread it, while I never read the 2 that got featured. Just saying that because you shouldn't be obsessed as much as you are, Lollipop. We should do a collab together, if you have ideas for an article, tell me on my TP. We should do an article that is Canada-related. BTW, Mimo, is your sig broken? 3 letters are not showing... Maybe it's my PC. -- Mattsnow 20:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I already apoligized, so let's forget about it and move on. And Matt, it's not your PC, it happens on and off on Uncyclopedia sometimes. And also Matt, yes, we should collab. I restored my Canadian patrionism once I moved from Guelph to Markham in mid-May (note:this is the first I speak of the move). -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:05, 12 June 2011

The Links?

The links to what? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:21, 13 June 2011

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CURSE YOU! By Chief It's time for the mid-month, mid-week, midnight round-up of Uncyclopedia, named this week for the mutual love and admiration currently flying back and forth on the Village Dump. The big news this week is that VFC has opened for voting, with almost every active administrator being nominated along with <insert name here>. After a whole day of voting, Zombiebaron has taken a commanding lead, racking up 14 votes, with Thekillerfroggy and Modusoperandi sitting in second and third. Our correspondent described the scenes on the page as "Sickening" as the leaders compete to see who can be the most dashing chap and concede victory to his fellows in the noblest manner possible. The UnSignpost was able to talk to Zombiebaron about the race: "Zombiebaron," he stated confidently on being asked whom he thought would prevail; on being asked who he would like to see stripped naked, smeared with Jam and fed to killer ants, he responded "Zombiebaron," and when pressed as to why he conceded that the matter was indeed "Zombiebaron". Moving on from the sickening gayery taking place on VFC, the village dump brings us the conflict and hatred that made Uncyclopedia as doomed as it is today. First PuppyOnTheRadio suggested that admins should not protect forum pages while discussion was taking place, in return the administrative body suggested that PuppyOnTheRadio should probably put some clothes on before going outside. Elsewhere on the dump, Dr. Skullthumper is doing his best to keep himself in pointless busy-work by proposing that we recategorise everything into a set of new categories within a new namespace which in turn will be within a new namespace. The practical upshot being that Dr. Skullthumper has a reason to haul himself out of bed every morning, a truly noble goal; this entire wiki having being founded around a very similar aim. Finally it seems that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2011 list has ground to a halt and has become Roman Dog Bird's very own personal playground and, as amusing as it is to watch him make entries about his bowel movements, his friends bowel movements, and bumsex, there aren't that many reflections on 2011. Since we passed the halfway point of the year a few weeks ago it was with some dismay that we discovered that we are still 66 reflections away from completing the task before the annual Cabal broadcast at the end of the year. This is a large crisis. Everybody should spend at least 10 minutes of the coming week running frantically around their house panicking about the impending crisis and the consequences of such a large crisis. Someone should also add new reflections to the list, but not before completing the requisite ten minutes of panic. Skully's formspring declared "national pastime of Uncyclopedia" By Dr. Skullthumper In a bizarre twist of social networking, local user Dr. Skullthumper has created an account on the popular website formspring.me. Almost immediately the famed Uncyclopedia administrator was bombarded with questions about his sexuality, his sister, and propositions of considerable indecency. So amusing were his answers that for several hours wiki contributors ceased editing altogether to think up more clever questions to ask him. "I was looking for a place to gloat about my ban," says Equivamp, a self-proclaimed sufferer of Erectile Dysfunction. "But I was too scared to come on IRC. That's where all the rapes happen. Luckily I found one of the dozens of links to this guy's formspring that everyone's been talking about. Finally, a place to insult Uncyclopedia safely!" But even such a positive story as this brings humanity's dark side to light once more. Kip the Dip has revealed himself to be one of the most prejudiced users in Uncyclopedian history, believing the entire website to be constructed for his people alone. Several anonymous users have taken to slandering the almighty goddess Lyrithya, who continues to shower us with holy goods such as proper bloody code and images that don't look like they were shat out of MS Paint. And as for Skully, the sheer amount of time he has spent answering questions has forced him to forgo sleep for several nights in a row now. Despite these setbacks, Skully says he will "continue to do what must be done", and "hurrrrrrrrrrrrrghCOFFEE".

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eh? -- 07:29, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

WOOHOO

I HAVE A FUCKING FEATURED ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- 11:54, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations, man. Well-earned and deserved. 1234 ~ 14:29, 18 June 2011

Awesome! I told you this article was good! Mattsnow 23:08, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Damn it. I'm the last remaining one of the Trio of No Features (Magic Man, Mimo, Lollipop) that has no feature. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:30, 18 June 2011

Don't worry, you'll get one in due time. I can see one in the near future... -- 01:16, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Is it a normal article or is it a HowTo or another project...? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:34, 19 June 2011

It's mainspace, but I suggested you move it to UnBooks. -- 02:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Is my first feature I don't feel well? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:18, 19 June 2011

Maybe. Like I said, one of your best works yet. -- 02:23, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

The best thing i've done is either Stupid Cats (also the best thing Shabidoo has done), and UnBooks:QUIT, Roman Dog Bird! But perhaps you are right. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:25, 19 June 2011

I've read all three, and my opinion still stands. But Stupid Cats brings up a close second. Stupid Cats may actually be first, in my opinion, if it wasn't so goddamn confusing (no offense). -- 02:29, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

I added some stuff, then Shabidoo started writing stuff that made no sense. Some of it is just John Lennon cruft. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:31, 19 June 2011

Sure, blame it on the other guy... -- 02:40, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Okay...some of it was me too. And I moved I don't feel well to UnBooks. With a few fixes, do you really think it can be a feature? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:44, 19 June 2011

Yes. But you really need to put the work into it. You can't just make one or two changes and say it's ready. It'll take quite a bit of rewriting. But I know you can do it. -- 02:50, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

I have an idea to expand the end. And the beginning. And some other parts. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:51, 19 June 2011

You can do it Lollipop! And what is your featured article, Magic Man? Mimo is probably going on a beer binge or whatever they drink in Greece as we speak! :) Mattsnow 06:29, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

It's called "ouzo" you english man. -- 09:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Now, the qestion is: Should I make a template? -- 09:13, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'm a French man, you little Greek! You could send the last pic of the article to people as a thanks, you know, the nicely titted blonde... Mattsnow 09:18, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Ugh. Could you make me the template? If you do that I'll give you a souvlaki. -- 09:26, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

No no forgett about it. -- 09:27, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Anyway, I suck at making templates! Here's a reward gif I stole from Dancing dude! :P Mattsnow 09:30, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

I did it! I made a template. -- 09:36, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, how could you do it so fast? Mattsnow 09:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

It's a familly secret. -- 09:47, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yay, your story looks great on the main page. Nice work, and congratulations!!!! Aleister 11:32 19-6-'11

Thanks man :D -- 11:57, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow: My featured articles are UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!, HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise, UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, and I got half feature credit from IC on Dinosaur. -- 14:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

I liked Dancing dude. He once made me a Lollidance. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:05, 20 June 2011

It's too bad he doesn't come around much anymore. I'll have to talk to him... -- 21:33, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Why do all the best user go away? This dance will cheer us up.

My favourite of all Dancing dude's dances. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:29, 21 June 2011

It looks like he was cool, I hope he comes back! Mattsnow 04:09, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Zombiebaron once banned him for giving free dances to users. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:10, 21 June 2011

Lollipop are you stupid? This dance is mine. Look sho upoladed it. -- 08:23, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

I mean you're not stupid, you're crazy. -- 08:32, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Oops. Also Mimo, where did you get that dance? Looks like something from Hanna Barbera or an old cartoon...? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:41, 21 June 2011

Shiiiitttt

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Uh? -- 08:24, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

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June 23rd, 2011 • Issue 126 • The only periodical that will burn your house down... with lemons!

Experimental Vectors By Chief This week Uncyclopedia stands on the brink of a momentous decision, a decision that will shape the future of the wiki and possibly society as we know it. Also, Lyrithya is proposing that we introduce the Vector skin as the default skin for the whole wiki. As is the custom on our planet a vote is currently happening in a forum, which isn't really news as everything around here is eventually resolved in that way. The vote currently stands at eleven votes in favour, with the people voting for praising Vector's enticing indentation and stylings and the against voters complaining that Vector isn't compatible with Windows 95 and doesn't display properly when loaded on a monitor last used to observe the 1969 Moon Landings. For voter and skin fetishist Ljlego launched a staunch defence of Vector, saying, "I hated Vector when I first saw it on Wikipedia," while against voter and Republican Aleister in Chains has complained that the skin doesn't work when he loads it on his ZX Spectrum; he has also found the real problem with the skin, namely, "Those huge tabs at the top, they look ridiculous. " Shabidoo, meanwhile, has decided to abstain, having been unable to make up his mind; his uncertainty about the new skin springs from a belief that, "This skin is much better than the last one." What a weirdo. The UnSignpost staff has switched to Vector and report that they have, on several occasions, found money in the street on the way home; who in their right mind would refuse to switch now? Vector does have several deficiencies which are, of course, all Lyrithya's fault. The much loved and coveted things to do page has disappeared from the sidebar, meaning that unless you search for it, you cannot find it. Incidentally, Science proves that searching for articles in the search box causes Cancer in 75% of everyone who does it. There are no other problems, except that the toolbox is set to be closed as default, Pee review is now below the facebook page link (this makes it appear less important), it doesn't make sandwiches, the edit button is on the wrong side, to watch pages I click a star (this is blatant Zionism), when I click the search box I type in a box inside the search box, and there is no link to the UnSignpost on the sidebar. If you have yet to try out the Vector skin go to your preferences page; you know you are there when the box with your optional real name in it appears. Click the gadgets tab and then select 'experimental Vector skin' from the list. Enjoy. Incidentally my real name is Archer, Leader of the Gorgonites. Fails QA By Him yet again Now while the UnSignpost staff are currently contemplating a weekly box devoted to Dr. Skullthumper's latest fad for Uncyclopedia, we felt we absolutely had to cover his latest dalliance into saving us from the eternal fires to which we are so rightly condemned. QA is something you are no doubt familiar with; for those of you who aren't here is how to find out. The new revelation is the QA log; this is a splendid log for those of you who love to sit and stare at recent changes. Now you can stare at recent changes and the QA log. It basically catches people sneakily removing maintenance tags from articles in order that they may be punished for their anarchic tendencies. Dr. Skullthumper has said all of the above in forum, but that's what the UnSignpost is for - we read the forums and write a brief summary with more jokes and less whining. The aforementioned Physician would like feedback from users on how his new device works, so in short he would like you to go to his forum and tell him just how splendid it is that he has taken time out from his splendid schedule of splendid masturbation to splendidly improve this splendid site. Some of our readers have written to us to tell us what they think about this new tool: "Zombiebaron," said an anonymous letter. "Who is this?" asked RabbiTechno after phoning our hotline. "Please rush me my portable Walrus polishing kit. 4 Super brushes guaranteed to clean even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals." read a coupon sent to us by Under user. "Wow. Now that is VERY useful." read an email from MrN9000, titled "Re:The purpose of toilets" and "Help me. I'm trapped in a post office." wrote Mordillo, who hasn't been seen since March. The QA log is live and watching all of you at this very moment and reminds you that thoughtcrime does not entail death, thoughtcrime IS death.

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Kryptonite

Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony  08:44, Jun 26

Bye guys

I'm leaving uncyclopedia. Frikipaideia is my new home now. You should check it out. It's really cool. So, I'll come back again when I want to vote for VFH. Don't worry. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET RID OF ME SO SOON. Actually you are. Anyway. Bye. -- 22:42, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

No one's gonna say good bye? -- 08:07, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

NOOOOOOO!!! First SPIKE then Hyperbole and now you. NO DON'T LEAVE!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:08, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

Yep. -- 19:49, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

I feel like I would be upset... if I had feelings... -- 21:51, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

Last time he did this, and he didn't leave. But I feel that he leaves on a good note, him having a feature and all. Hope you comke back soon, Mimo, and you will always be remembered.

YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED A GREEK LOLLIPOP Lollipop has awarded Mimo&maxus a greek lollipop. Enjoy!

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:13, 29 June 2011

Don't worry Lollipop, I will comke back. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- 22:41, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:13, 30 June 2011

Awwww lollipop made a pic for me. Okey then I might stay for some time . -- 13:40, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oh NOES!!! Now that you had a feature you're riding in the sunset, content in your glory lol. Come back often, Mimo! You're always welcome! Is Frikipaideia the Greek Uncy? Mattsnow 14:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

This guy just read on his PC that Mimo is leaving. Mattsnow 14:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

yep. -- 14:21, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hahahaha I Love that image. -- 15:53, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo has got to be one of my favourite Uncyclopedians. I remember a time when Mimo was the funnest, best Uncyclopedian of all time. A time when we used to draw pictures of each other, and housed them in a gallery. A time when I was Maniac mcpee, Magic man had a sig of blue, SPIKE was king of UnNews, names like "Bevanz" "Happymonkey39" and "Airhogs777" were tossed around, and Mordillo was emperor of Uncyclopedia. I miss those days. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:38, 2 July 2011

It's all MORDILO'S FAULT!!! kidding... -- 10:02, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

There be ye archives. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:55, 3 July 2011

Great article

I wanted to say before your great departure that your article is here maybe it'll do well for the best articles of the month, it's already got 2 votes! Mines have 1 (mine lol). Come back to see us seriously. Mattsnow 03:26, July 2, 2011 (UTC) 03:23, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

What? Give link. -- 09:07, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK! -- 10:01, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

I already did Uncyclopedia:Top10 11/Jun. Mattsnow 02:39, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

 !HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT

.segassem nataS wollof lanimilbus yna dragersid esaelP !sdrawkcab ti daer uoy ,yeH !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD ZELUR GNIKSAMKCAB

Sir Roger 00:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my 40th featured article.

It also happens to be my third featured UnNews.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:56, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

House Neopowell Salutes You

We're all up on the main page with Game Of Thrones in a couple of days, thanks for the vote and 'shiz, yo. Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 11:00, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Penis

You're fired. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 September 2011, at 04:57

Hello!!

Is this the return of the great Mimo? Roll the red carpet! How are you, dude? Stuck in the riots much? :S Mattsnow 12:17, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's how I was gonna call it if I knew what riots means. -- 12:18, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

You don't know what a riot is? Don't lie to me, brother! Mattsnow 05:28, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Pee ready!

It was fast eh? Mattsnow 05:28, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

It was fast as a turtle. :P Anyway, thanks man. I would appreciate it if you could help me too. You would be the best. -- 06:48, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do in the next days. If I'm not too lazy. Mattsnow 07:38, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I am useless

I can't write articles anymore. I lost my talent. Even a n00b is better from me. :'( -- 07:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!

R.I.P. Here lies Mimo&maxus, once full of spunk. They were driving pretty fast, until they got totalled by a drunk. Oh, and don't forget to save me some candy!

-- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:12

Hey!

How are you Mimo? I see you're working on sleep deprivation, I hope the Pee was helpful! Is there a lot of protests where you are? I am interested in that sort of civilian uprising. Mattsnow 19:06, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Heyyyy man! Do you know we changed our president here in Greece? -- 19:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

No, he was ousted out? I hope things are gonna change for the better, do you have an external link to a reliable news source about what's going on? Then again, I may just google it... Mattsnow 19:10, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

yes I'm afraid that's what you have to do. Google it.:P About the artcle, I can't help it. I think I'll just have to nominate it for deletion. It's just no funny at all :( -- 19:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Don't do that! It's at least very good for mainspace as of now, maybe it would even be good for VFH. Want me to tweak it a bit? And has this whole protest thing impacted you? Is English your maternal language? I am curious as hell as you can see XD Mattsnow 19:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

o.0 .... of course you can help me. I really need some help with this article. -- 19:23, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Will do! And how about my last question? On my part, my maternal language is French and I learned English very gradually and I am 30 and still learning. Being bilingual at such a young age is amazing! Mattsnow 19:54, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Mine is greek. When people heretry to speak english it's a total disaster. They can't speak english but they don't care about learning the language either. I'm quite good in english judging by the other greeks (At least the ones I know) I also ordered an english book from my unkle in U.S.A so I can practise reading english. It's Misery bear's guide to dating.. or something. -- 20:00, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Damn, son, I thought you were born in the US or something and your family moved there... Awesome! At this rythm, you're gonna know 39 languages when you're my age! Did you plan on further tweaking the article as of now? If so, go ahead, I have all my time today, I'll edit after you're through so we don't edit conflict. Mattsnow 20:05, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Meh, my work is over. Righ now I can only base on you to make the article better. If I come bach again tommorow, I'll probably work on another article I'm making. See my contributions if you want to help. I would appreciate it more if you would help me with my new article as I'm not planing to work on sleep deprivation any further. This article just sucks! -- 20:09, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

ok, but I worked a lot on the pee review... Imagine how discouraging it is if that didn't inspire you (although I don't know if you made other changes since then) Mattsnow 20:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

It was your pee review that made me stop trying to make the article good :P Now go help me with that thriller movies thing. -- 20:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

WTF, did my Pee review discourage you? It sure wasn't the goal man! Mattsnow 20:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

I reworked only the intro so far, what do you think? If you want, I can totally rearrange the article in the next few days and then it's gonn be a collab between me and you! What do you think? Mattsnow 20:46, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Nice work there. You can still change more parts if you want to but you have to know I am going to work more on my thriller article. -- 12:40, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

Actually forget about it. I won;t be working with that thriller thing so yes! Let's try to make this shit look nice :D The Therapy section is the worst one. It really needs a rewrite there -- 13:26, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

what is this supposed to be? -- 19:03, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Did you read the whole article on Mexico, really? You liked it? I think it's gonna be a good one :) Mattsnow 16:15, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Not the whole but the most of it. Do you know that I haven't complete reading any article on uncyclopedia? I haven't even read my articles. None of them. :P -- 18:48, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Since you buggers are conversing about article rewrites at the moment, I am currently (sort of) operating a rewrite on Plushophilia. Feel free to toss out ideas. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 December 2011, at 21:59

I'm so stuck in my collab with Shabidoo and the article I'm writing, I can't toss much of anything I'm afraid, sir Pop! Mattsnow 23:05, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

I might help you lollipop. And you, Mattsnow, you were supposed to work on my article and now you go and write something with our worst enemy, Shabidoo? How could you do that to me? :'O -- 11:47, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Bice!

That's a bice article, it's bearly perfect! You should joib, you seem to be a bice guy! Good bight! lol Mattsnow 17:18, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you. It's bot bice to make fub of others. :'( -- 17:33, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

I kbow. I wob't do it abymore. I bet you bibe$ I wob't do it agaib! Mattsnow 19:22, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

You kbow bothing. -- 11:56, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Neptune

Hey man, sorry I didn't reply sooner, I was quite busy! I tweaked the hell out of the article in one big edit, tell me what you think! :P Mattsnow 10:32, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks man! :D I like what you did there and it's definetly better now. I hope that with a little more work it can be featured. -- 13:36, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

I think it can be, was it you that started it? Mattsnow 14:13, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

No it was an anonymous user who also did the most of the work. -- 14:52, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

I'll look at it tomorrow, I'm too tired, but I think it's almost VFH ready... Feel free to add something in the meantime, your ideas are easy to tweak, the "ring" idea was very good! Mattsnow 15:45, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

How are you bro? I see you are working on Neptune, I'll help you with the prose after you're through. I like this article! :) Mattsnow 14:53, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks man! I forgot what it feels like haveing a feutured article :P. I don't have any ideas about it right now. What do you think? Should I make another section? -- 14:57, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

If you have a funny idea that is in tune with the article, yes! But the see also section sucks Mattsnow 15:03, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

I don't have any more ideas about it. Also, you're very right about the see also section. I am going to get rid of it. -- 15:07, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well, take your sweet time about the idea thing, if my brain unclogs, I'll add one. BTW, did you know that Kim jong il is dead? UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away Whoring there, but I don't give a fuck lol Mattsnow 15:16, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

I saw it on the TV. :P -- 15:22, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, just a little word to say it doesn't look good at all when you are voting for 5 articles on vfh in 2 minutes...Recent Changes is a stol lol. Please, the writer deserves you read it before voting man! Mattsnow 15:40, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Don't you know I never read any of uncyclopedia's article? Everybody knows it! I don't even read my articles. None of them. Really. I haven't read Neptune :P I'm just reading a small part of the articles and then vote. -- 15:55, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, I caught you! I'll continue to help you on Neptune, I can see it be featured down the road Mattsnow 16:27, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Italy

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:37, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Mimo. I hope the holidays found you working on your homework and not getting into trouble. Yay! This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

Hey bro! How are you?

I started an account on the French Uncy for a while now, I already have one article translated, things are very different there, things are flowing so slowly compared to here! Is it the same thing over at the Greek Uncy? Where is the link to it? I just can't find it on the list on the left! What is the link to your userpage? I can give you mine on French Uncy, but there's not much to be seen :D [1] Mattsnow 14:46, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

The greek uncyclopedia is called Frikipedia and yes, unfortunately, things are different there too but we have done a nice job with the main paige. My name is Mimo&maxus and like you, there's not much to be seen in my page either. I stopped editing in frikipedia when I found about uncyclopedia. It's a shame cause I could do some really nice work. -- 14:51, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

Well it's a nice change anyway, the Recent Changes sometimes stretch for more than 24 hours with 50 edits! It somehow is harder to write funny stuff in French, even though I know the language better. Mattsnow 15:02, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

So what? You will rarely see a day in frikipedia when more people than 4 have edited . -- 15:08, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Greetings, Mimo&maxus. You voted for me on POTM for November, and also for me on UOTM for December, and for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:30 (UTC)

My name is not Mimo%26maxus. It's Mimo&maxus. -- 11:48, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Computers!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:50 (UTC)

Copy-paste! -- 11:55, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Why? Is Lyrithya leaving? -- 08:59, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

What?? Why do you say that??? She's not leaving, is she??? D: Mattsnow 09:25, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sorry Mattsnow but this is the truth. Lyrithya's leaving -- 09:30, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

You kidding me??? Mattsnow 09:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

So, did she leave? -- 19:18, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:09, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Seriously, I'm inactive for about two months. What makes you think I would care about a competition right now? :P -- 18:37, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Because deep down inside...there is that little boy who always wanted to be an astraunot! --ShabiDOO 19:29, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

It's true I always wanted to be an astraunot. -- 13:06, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

MotM

Magician of the month January 2012

-- 01:51, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

but... I'm not nominated o.O -- 12:52, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

You were, though, and you won. -- 18:11, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

What the fuck? When did that happen? -- 21:23, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey!!

I know I have declined some collabs (with you!) because at the time I didn't have much time in my life, but now I would really like to collab with you bro! Just link me to an article we could complete together, do it on my talk page to be certain I get it!!! Mattsnow 05:34, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

When did you declined collabs with me? o.O -- 19:19, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

llloohe (a dyslexic hello)

Hello, good to see you on the watchtower. Have you been writing for your nation's poor uncy, or just having the fun of your life? We do miss you here, and Lollipop too, and now some others. It's sometimes a dark hallway here sometimes, as so many offices have the lights out (Zana Dark's was always dark, but now more so. Some of us camp outside her door, to see if she shows up again. I saw you were here when you voted on my something something, and had to come see if you were still here. And we must find Lollipop before the authorities do. Aleister 12:31 30-4-'12

Potato. -- 14:33, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Just in case nobody told you...

I know it's only rock-and-roll, but I like it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jun 12 '12 11:06 (UTC)

lolwut? (It's me but I'm too lazy to log in) --109.242.249.168 13:12, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

That's your article, right? I like it. I just tripped across it when some IP was inserting their doohickey into it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jun 12 '12 13:15 (UTC)

actually an anon made most of the edits but... thanks :D -- 19:13, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Mouri

Oste to paizeis mouri edo sta amerikanakia e? :P-----SaintMowgli (talk) 23:25,

Not anymore man, not anymore... -- 16:17, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

wazzup?? Ksereis re file se poion milas??-- Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 20:22, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Yes... Aren't you Ahmed from the mall? -- 20:29, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Shit! You got it...-- Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 21:16, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Your picture on my talk page

Yes, I love it. The drawing is worth a thousand words (although I can't write most of those words on this family friendly site). I hope all goes well, and that you've gathered your sheep together for the winter. Why hasn't anyone written you since September? Where did Puppyontheradio go? Why? Give my best to your teachers, if you know what I mean. And is your Dolphins Ate My Homework page featured yet? It's too great to not be. Pizza, Al 12:25 10Decem12

You sure know how to end a paragraph.. -- 13:37, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Mimo, you're

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

altough I'm not sure if you even where off at some point. But hi again. Still remember me? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:43, 10 December, 2012 (UTC)

I was just bored and thought that I could pay Uncyclopedia a visit, so here I am! I don't think I am going to write anything here so don't get your hopes up you filthy animals!! And of course I remember you bro! How could I forget.. eh... you ? (Just kidding, of course I remember you) -- 15:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)