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Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Get into Heaven

Hi bro, I did the pee review of your article I put it in the discussion section of the article. Feel free to ask me for help when (if) you want to retouch the article, I'd be happy to help, and then you could nom it or I could, as you wish! Are you really only 13?? And I guess you speak Greek also? Jesus, you're good. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:26, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Haha, I did add some things. Want me to continue to help? I don't have much more ideas though, but I could rephrase some sentences a bit. When you feel it is ready, I'll nom it, cool? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:56, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote on the VFH stuff, especially on Skunk, a page I hold dear as it is a true story. I am married to a skunk. And I hear Greece is melting down financially, so if you need a loan or something ask Lyrithya who is loaning money to everyone these days. Thanks again! Al Saturday September 2, 2012 (UTC)

I should be thanking you right now, for the information. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
But I prefer not to thank you. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Now go away. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
I came back! Al 18:47
Can't you read english? I said "go away". WTF. Whatt are you? greek or something? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

ThanksX5

like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:34, May 29

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. Lemony snicket signature 14:57, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo!!!

Mimo, thank for the vote on the Chicago Seven hippie page ten seconds ago (I'm lurking in the nom page, just behind the bush in the corner). Really appreciate it. I like that time in history, and the Chicago Seven were really a big part of some of the changes towards more freedom that occurred in the era, except in Europe, which has always been free (hahahahahaheeheeheeheehahahaha huh?). Are you enjoying the hot summer, or just setting wildfires and watching the fire engines come (I like it when they start throwing those hoses around)? Al 10:26 11-6-'11

I visited Chicago once. It was the only time I travelled outside from Greece. Huzzah! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:35, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
Did you get arrested, or visit their Art Institute? And you mean you've never been to Italy or one of the outlying provinces? It will be fun when you get a railpass and start wandereing. Aleister 10:40 11-6-'11
Italy? Yeah, sure. Those are the cities I have ever visited in my life: Chicago, Athens and Thessaloniki and some villages in Greece. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:44, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
Aye, the world will be your oyster. Cities will lay at your feet. The alps will send their glaciers to escort you to the jeweled provinces of the earth. For me anyplace is fine as long as they have good Indian resturants. Aleister 10:46 11-6-'11
In what city do you live bro? And do you want me to nom the Howto article or do you want to edit it further? (Sips his coffee) -__- Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:49, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I live in Thessaloniki. You can nominate the HowTo article whenever you want but I know it will never be feautured because it looks like Aleister's one. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:16, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. Aleister, for me any place is fine as long as I have a laptop or a bike or a porno magazine. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:18, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
There are bikes now that look like porno magazines. And maybe enough time has passed so people won't remember my page. I'll vote for yours for sure. Aleister 11:22 11-6-'11
If you vote for my page I want you to do it because you like it and not because I paid you. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:55, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
Your payment was in gumballs. It was supposed to be in euros. But I will vote for it anyway. Aleister 11:57 11-6-'11
Gumballs? No, no, no! This is how I paid Mattsnow to vote for my article. I think I paid you with fake free pizza cupons. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:35, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'll take some souvlaki as payment, just send them in the mail! Do you think your article about homework would stand a better chance? It was great too! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:11, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know about the homework. I like it better than the other ones but the rest of the people here don't like it at all. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:24, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Weird... I do like it. And why would people not feature the article cuz Aleister wrote some? They vote on the article, not on whether 1 or 4 people wrote it! When was it nommed the last time? I think we have to wait a month... And I called the Greek Police for that porno mag, it is illegal at your age. They should be at your home and bring you to jail in a couple of minutes. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:29, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I just nommed it! BTW, I have an article on VFH, Doping in sports. I had fun writing it, go read it if you have time! I am anxious to see if your article is gonna go well, more than if it was mine lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:45, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I couldn't read all of it but it's really good. Great, a n00b will have more feautured articles than I have. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I followed you to the Greek Uncyclopedia

Hurrah! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:12, 11 June 2011

No way! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yes way! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:43, 12 June 2011
Possibly way! --Tophat headless 17:03, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Do it with the Mimo&maxus way. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:35, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I miss the old Mimo. You were close to being old Mimo again when you revealed the real Mimo. But suddenly,you are falling deep within the crusts. Whatever happened to "yay"? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:39, 12 June 2011
Yay is shit dude. lolololololol. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:40, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Ignore me. This is the result of facebook on kids. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:43, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
How dare you edit conflict me! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:46, 12 June 2011
Duuuuuude! Chill out! Now, give me a link for your article which is nominated at VFH. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
No can do. Voting's closed. Didn't make the cut. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:50, 12 June 2011
Meh. It would be strange if it was feautyred. HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. Just give me the link. I didn't say I would vote for it. HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. Just give me the link. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
You don't have any features either, do you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:05, 12 June 2011
No but I have one nominated and of course Mr.I-am-Lollipop-who-doesn't-vote-for-M&M's-articles won't vote for it, right? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:09, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
I've had three articles on VFH, but none of them made it. If I vote for on one of your articles, will you nom one of mine? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:16, 12 June 2011
What are you doing? Why do you need so much that feautured article? I don't care about your vote or anyone's vote. I would nominate one of your articles if it was good enough but I would never do that only because you voted for my articles. What you're doing is not good. Would you like it if I voted for your articles only because you asked it? Wouldn't you be sad if you knew that your article is featured even thought it doesn't deserve it? I do not like this form of threating or compromise or however you want to call it. I don't need anyone's vote if it's just because I helped you or something. I want a vote only because my article worthed this vote. Anyway. Give me the links and if I like them I promise you that I will nominate them. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:29, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry...sorry...it was wrong of me. Give me the link to your article, i'll read it, and i'll judge. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:36, 12 June 2011

Wow, Mimo, you are so right. I wouldn't like anybody to vote for my article if he didn't like it. I've changed lol. Remember my paranoia when my 2nd nommed article was trashed? Being featured is cool, but in the end, everybody will have forgotten about it in a week. I've got one right now on VFH, Doping in sports and I care more about Mimo's article than mine. Seriously! It's cool to see your article is doing well, I told you it was good! On the other hand, I had an article deleted from VFH and I personnally think it is better than the 2 features I have, I laugh when I reread it, while I never read the 2 that got featured. Just saying that because you shouldn't be obsessed as much as you are, Lollipop. We should do a collab together, if you have ideas for an article, tell me on my TP. We should do an article that is Canada-related. BTW, Mimo, is your sig broken? 3 letters are not showing... Maybe it's my PC. --Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I already apoligized, so let's forget about it and move on. And Matt, it's not your PC, it happens on and off on Uncyclopedia sometimes. And also Matt, yes, we should collab. I restored my Canadian patrionism once I moved from Guelph to Markham in mid-May (note:this is the first I speak of the move). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:05, 12 June 2011

The Links?

The links to what? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:21, 13 June 2011

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

First feature

Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! Mimo is about to get his first feature! FEATURES ARE IRRELEVANT! YOU STILL SUCK! LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:27, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

eh? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:29, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

WOOHOO

I HAVE A FUCKING FEATURED ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:54, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations, man. Well-earned and deserved. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:29, 18 June 2011
Awesome! I told you this article was good! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:08, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Damn it. I'm the last remaining one of the Trio of No Features (Magic Man, Mimo, Lollipop) that has no feature. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:30, 18 June 2011
Don't worry, you'll get one in due time. I can see one in the near future... --Tophat headless 01:16, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Is it a normal article or is it a HowTo or another project...? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:34, 19 June 2011
It's mainspace, but I suggested you move it to UnBooks. --Tophat headless 02:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Is my first feature I don't feel well? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:18, 19 June 2011
Maybe. Like I said, one of your best works yet. --Tophat headless 02:23, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
The best thing i've done is either Stupid Cats (also the best thing Shabidoo has done), and UnBooks:QUIT, Roman Dog Bird! But perhaps you are right. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:25, 19 June 2011
I've read all three, and my opinion still stands. But Stupid Cats brings up a close second. Stupid Cats may actually be first, in my opinion, if it wasn't so goddamn confusing (no offense). --Tophat headless 02:29, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I added some stuff, then Shabidoo started writing stuff that made no sense. Some of it is just John Lennon cruft. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:31, 19 June 2011
Sure, blame it on the other guy... --Tophat headless 02:40, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Okay...some of it was me too. And I moved I don't feel well to UnBooks. With a few fixes, do you really think it can be a feature? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:44, 19 June 2011
Yes. But you really need to put the work into it. You can't just make one or two changes and say it's ready. It'll take quite a bit of rewriting. But I know you can do it. --Tophat headless 02:50, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I have an idea to expand the end. And the beginning. And some other parts. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:51, 19 June 2011
Dancing mascots
You can do it Lollipop! And what is your featured article, Magic Man? Mimo is probably going on a beer binge or whatever they drink in Greece as we speak! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:29, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
It's called "ouzo" you english man. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Now, the qestion is: Should I make a template? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:13, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I'm a French man, you little Greek! You could send the last pic of the article to people as a thanks, you know, the nicely titted blonde... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:18, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Ugh. Could you make me the template? If you do that I'll give you a souvlaki. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:26, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
No no forgett about it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:27, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Anyway, I suck at making templates! Here's a reward gif I stole from Dancing dude! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:30, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I did it! I made a template. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:36, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, how could you do it so fast? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
It's a familly secret. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:47, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yay, your story looks great on the main page. Nice work, and congratulations!!!! Aleister 11:32 19-6-'11

Thanks man :D --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:57, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow: My featured articles are UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!, HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise, UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, and I got half feature credit from IC on Dinosaur. --Tophat headless 14:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I liked Dancing dude. He once made me a Lollidance. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:05, 20 June 2011
It's too bad he doesn't come around much anymore. I'll have to talk to him... --Tophat headless 21:33, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Why do all the best user go away? This dance will cheer us up.

Dance78

My favourite of all Dancing dude's dances. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:29, 21 June 2011

It looks like he was cool, I hope he comes back! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:09, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Zombiebaron once banned him for giving free dances to users. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:10, 21 June 2011
Lollipop are you stupid? This dance is mine. Look sho upoladed it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:23, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
I mean you're not stupid, you're crazy. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:32, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Oops. Also Mimo, where did you get that dance? Looks like something from Hanna Barbera or an old cartoon...? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:41, 21 June 2011

Shiiiitttt

Twelve12

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Uh? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:24, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Kryptonite

Kryptonite-thanks

Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:44, Jun 26

Bye guys

I'm leaving uncyclopedia. Frikipaideia is my new home now. You should check it out. It's really cool. So, I'll come back again when I want to vote for VFH. Don't worry. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET RID OF ME SO SOON. Actually you are. Anyway. Bye. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 22:42, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

No one's gonna say good bye? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:07, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
NOOOOOOO!!! First SPIKE then Hyperbole and now you. NO DON'T LEAVE!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:08, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
Yep. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:49, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
I feel like I would be upset... if I had feelings... --Tophat headless 21:51, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
Last time he did this, and he didn't leave. But I feel that he leaves on a good note, him having a feature and all. Hope you comke back soon, Mimo, and you will always be remembered.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:13, 29 June 2011

Don't worry Lollipop, I will comke back. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 22:41, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

Bye mimo

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:13, 30 June 2011

Awwww lollipop made a pic for me. Okey then I might stay for some time . --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:40, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Oh NOES!!! Now that you had a feature you're riding in the sunset, content in your glory lol. Come back often, Mimo! You're always welcome! Is Frikipaideia the Greek Uncy? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Freak-out-gif

This guy just read on his PC that Mimo is leaving. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

yep. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:21, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Hahahaha I Love that image. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:53, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo has got to be one of my favourite Uncyclopedians. I remember a time when Mimo was the funnest, best Uncyclopedian of all time. A time when we used to draw pictures of each other, and housed them in a gallery. A time when I was Maniac mcpee, Magic man had a sig of blue, SPIKE was king of UnNews, names like "Bevanz" "Happymonkey39" and "Airhogs777" were tossed around, and Mordillo was emperor of Uncyclopedia. I miss those days. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:38, 2 July 2011
It's all MORDILO'S FAULT!!! kidding... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:02, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
There be ye archives. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:55, 3 July 2011

Great article

I wanted to say before your great departure that your article is here maybe it'll do well for the best articles of the month, it's already got 2 votes! Mines have 1 (mine lol). Come back to see us seriously. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:26, July 2, 2011 (UTC) 03:23, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

What? Give link. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:07, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:01, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
I already did Uncyclopedia:Top10 11/Jun.Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:39, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

 !HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT

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ZELUR GNIKSAMKCAB

Lilith
Sir Roger 00:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks

House Neopowell Salutes You

We're all up on the main page with Game Of Thrones in a couple of days, thanks for the vote and 'shiz, yo. Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 11:00, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Penis

You're fired. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 September 2011, at 04:57

Hello!!

Is this the return of the great Mimo? Roll the red carpet! How are you, dude? Stuck in the riots much? :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:17, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's how I was gonna call it if I knew what riots means. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:18, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
You don't know what a riot is? Don't lie to me, brother! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:28, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Pee ready!

It was fast eh? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:28, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

It was fast as a turtle. :P Anyway, thanks man. I would appreciate it if you could help me too. You would be the best. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 06:48, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do in the next days. If I'm not too lazy. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:38, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I am useless

I can't write articles anymore. I lost my talent. Even a n00b is better from me. :'( --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:12

Hey!

How are you Mimo? I see you're working on sleep deprivation, I hope the Pee was helpful! Is there a lot of protests where you are? I am interested in that sort of civilian uprising. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:06, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Heyyyy man! Do you know we changed our president here in Greece? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
No, he was ousted out? I hope things are gonna change for the better, do you have an external link to a reliable news source about what's going on? Then again, I may just google it... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:10, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
yes I'm afraid that's what you have to do. Google it.:P About the artcle, I can't help it. I think I'll just have to nominate it for deletion. It's just no funny at all :( --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Don't do that! It's at least very good for mainspace as of now, maybe it would even be good for VFH. Want me to tweak it a bit? And has this whole protest thing impacted you? Is English your maternal language? I am curious as hell as you can see XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
o.0 .... of course you can help me. I really need some help with this article. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:23, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Will do! And how about my last question? On my part, my maternal language is French and I learned English very gradually and I am 30 and still learning. Being bilingual at such a young age is amazing! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:54, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Mine is greek. When people heretry to speak english it's a total disaster. They can't speak english but they don't care about learning the language either. I'm quite good in english judging by the other greeks (At least the ones I know) I also ordered an english book from my unkle in U.S.A so I can practise reading english. It's Misery bear's guide to dating.. or something. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:00, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Damn, son, I thought you were born in the US or something and your family moved there... Awesome! At this rythm, you're gonna know 39 languages when you're my age! Did you plan on further tweaking the article as of now? If so, go ahead, I have all my time today, I'll edit after you're through so we don't edit conflict. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:05, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Meh, my work is over. Righ now I can only base on you to make the article better. If I come bach again tommorow, I'll probably work on another article I'm making. See my contributions if you want to help. I would appreciate it more if you would help me with my new article as I'm not planing to work on sleep deprivation any further. This article just sucks! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:09, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
ok, but I worked a lot on the pee review... Imagine how discouraging it is if that didn't inspire you (although I don't know if you made other changes since then) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
It was your pee review that made me stop trying to make the article good :P Now go help me with that thriller movies thing. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
WTF, did my Pee review discourage you? It sure wasn't the goal man! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
I reworked only the intro so far, what do you think? If you want, I can totally rearrange the article in the next few days and then it's gonn be a collab between me and you! What do you think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:46, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Nice work there. You can still change more parts if you want to but you have to know I am going to work more on my thriller article. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:40, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Actually forget about it. I won;t be working with that thriller thing so yes! Let's try to make this shit look nice :D The Therapy section is the worst one. It really needs a rewrite there --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:26, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
DAASwk

what is this supposed to be? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:03, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Did you read the whole article on Mexico, really? You liked it? I think it's gonna be a good one :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:15, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Not the whole but the most of it. Do you know that I haven't complete reading any article on uncyclopedia? I haven't even read my articles. None of them. :P --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:48, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Since you buggers are conversing about article rewrites at the moment, I am currently (sort of) operating a rewrite on Plushophilia. Feel free to toss out ideas. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 December 2011, at 21:59
I'm so stuck in my collab with Shabidoo and the article I'm writing, I can't toss much of anything I'm afraid, sir Pop! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:05, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
I might help you lollipop. And you, Mattsnow, you were supposed to work on my article and now you go and write something with our worst enemy, Shabidoo? How could you do that to me? :'O --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:47, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Bice!

That's a bice article, it's bearly perfect! You should joib, you seem to be a bice guy! Good bight! lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:18, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you. It's bot bice to make fub of others. :'( --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:33, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
I kbow. I wob't do it abymore. I bet you bibe$ I wob't do it agaib! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:22, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
You kbow bothing. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:56, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Neptune

Hey man, sorry I didn't reply sooner, I was quite busy! I tweaked the hell out of the article in one big edit, tell me what you think! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:32, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks man! :D I like what you did there and it's definetly better now. I hope that with a little more work it can be featured. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:36, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
I think it can be, was it you that started it? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:13, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
No it was an anonymous user who also did the most of the work. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:52, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'll look at it tomorrow, I'm too tired, but I think it's almost VFH ready... Feel free to add something in the meantime, your ideas are easy to tweak, the "ring" idea was very good! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:45, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
How are you bro? I see you are working on Neptune, I'll help you with the prose after you're through. I like this article! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:53, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks man! I forgot what it feels like haveing a feutured article :P. I don't have any ideas about it right now. What do you think? Should I make another section? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:57, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
If you have a funny idea that is in tune with the article, yes! But the see also section sucks Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:03, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't have any more ideas about it. Also, you're very right about the see also section. I am going to get rid of it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:07, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Well, take your sweet time about the idea thing, if my brain unclogs, I'll add one. BTW, did you know that Kim jong il is dead? UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away Whoring there, but I don't give a fuck lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:16, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
I saw it on the TV. :P --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:22, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, just a little word to say it doesn't look good at all when you are voting for 5 articles on vfh in 2 minutes...Recent Changes is a stol lol. Please, the writer deserves you read it before voting man! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:40, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Don't you know I never read any of uncyclopedia's article? Everybody knows it! I don't even read my articles. None of them. Really. I haven't read Neptune :P I'm just reading a small part of the articles and then vote. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:55, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, I caught you! I'll continue to help you on Neptune, I can see it be featured down the road Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:27, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Italy

Pizza flag

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:37, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Mimo. I hope the holidays found you working on your homework and not getting into trouble. Yay! This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

Hey bro! How are you?

I started an account on the French Uncy for a while now, I already have one article translated, things are very different there, things are flowing so slowly compared to here! Is it the same thing over at the Greek Uncy? Where is the link to it? I just can't find it on the list on the left! What is the link to your userpage? I can give you mine on French Uncy, but there's not much to be seen :D [1] Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:46, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

The greek uncyclopedia is called Frikipedia and yes, unfortunately, things are different there too but we have done a nice job with the main paige. My name is Mimo&maxus and like you, there's not much to be seen in my page either. I stopped editing in frikipedia when I found about uncyclopedia. It's a shame cause I could do some really nice work. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:51, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Well it's a nice change anyway, the Recent Changes sometimes stretch for more than 24 hours with 50 edits! It somehow is harder to write funny stuff in French, even though I know the language better. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:02, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
So what? You will rarely see a day in frikipedia when more people than 4 have edited . --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:08, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb

Greetings, Mimo&maxus. You voted for me on POTM for November, and also for me on UOTM for December, and for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:30 (UTC)

My name is not Mimo%26maxus. It's Mimo&maxus. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:48, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Computers!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:50 (UTC)
Copy-paste! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:55, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

Why? Is Lyrithya leaving? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:59, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
What?? Why do you say that??? She's not leaving, is she??? D: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:25, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
I'm sorry Mattsnow but this is the truth. Lyrithya's leaving --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:30, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
You kidding me??? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
So, did she leave? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:18, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:09, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Happymonkey2012

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Seriously, I'm inactive for about two months. What makes you think I would care about a competition right now? :P --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:37, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Because deep down inside...there is that little boy who always wanted to be an astraunot! --ShabiDOO 19:29, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
It's true I always wanted to be an astraunot. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:06, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

MotM

MotM Magician of the month January 2012

--Tophat headless 01:51, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

but... I'm not nominated o.O --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:52, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
You were, though, and you won. --Tophat headless 18:11, February 3, 2012 (UTC)
What the fuck? When did that happen? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:23, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey!!

I know I have declined some collabs (with you!) because at the time I didn't have much time in my life, but now I would really like to collab with you bro! Just link me to an article we could complete together, do it on my talk page to be certain I get it!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:34, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

When did you declined collabs with me? o.O --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:19, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

llloohe (a dyslexic hello)

Hello, good to see you on the watchtower. Have you been writing for your nation's poor uncy, or just having the fun of your life? We do miss you here, and Lollipop too, and now some others. It's sometimes a dark hallway here sometimes, as so many offices have the lights out (Zana Dark's was always dark, but now more so. Some of us camp outside her door, to see if she shows up again. I saw you were here when you voted on my something something, and had to come see if you were still here. And we must find Lollipop before the authorities do. Aleister 12:31 30-4-'12

Potato. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:33, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Just in case nobody told you...

I know it's only rock-and-roll, but I like it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jun 12 '12 11:06 (UTC)

lolwut? (It's me but I'm too lazy to log in) --109.242.249.168 13:12, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

That's your article, right? I like it. I just tripped across it when some IP was inserting their doohickey into it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jun 12 '12 13:15 (UTC)

actually an anon made most of the edits but... thanks :D --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:13, June 16, 2012 (UTC)


Mouri

Oste to paizeis mouri edo sta amerikanakia e? :P-----SaintMowgli (talk) 23:25,

Not anymore man, not anymore... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:17, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
wazzup?? Ksereis re file se poion milas??--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 20:22, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
Yes... Aren't you Ahmed from the mall? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:29, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
Shit! You got it...--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 21:16, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Your picture on my talk page

Yes, I love it. The drawing is worth a thousand words (although I can't write most of those words on this family friendly site). I hope all goes well, and that you've gathered your sheep together for the winter. Why hasn't anyone written you since September? Where did Puppyontheradio go? Why? Give my best to your teachers, if you know what I mean. And is your Dolphins Ate My Homework page featured yet? It's too great to not be. Pizza, Al 12:25 10Decem12

You sure know how to end a paragraph.. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:37, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Mimo, you're

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

altough I'm not sure if you even where off at some point. But hi again. Still remember me? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:43, 10 December, 2012 (UTC)
I was just bored and thought that I could pay Uncyclopedia a visit, so here I am! I don't think I am going to write anything here so don't get your hopes up you filthy animals!! And of course I remember you bro! How could I forget.. eh... you ? (Just kidding, of course I remember you) --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Hello there. You've been playing around with my article BP Oil Spill. This was the first article I made and I have got a lot better since. I originally had capital letters for the title but Spike insisted on lower case letters. The BP helicopter picture does make sense and I am putting that back in the article. Thanks. Please edit it more as it isn't brilliant. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:33, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

Yup; the BP oil spill is not a proper name, so our style (copying that of Wikipedia) is not to capitalize. It would not hurt for "BP Oil Spill" to redirect there in case someone doesn't know our rules. 20:39 PS--Scott, a photo has to do more than "make sense"; it has to be funny. A photo of a random vehicle that doesn't have a caption and doesn't clearly have anything to do with an article is not; it is a meme, dropped into a page and expected to be funny without work. Spıke ¬ 20:43 17-May-13

I've added a caption before you replied to this SPIKE (always thinking ahead). At the time when I added the picture I didn't know how to place it properly or give it a caption so I explained the picture in the text. It makes sense now. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:45, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

Shall I move the article? I did not put it on Capitals, this guy did so don't blame me (sounded like you were). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:47, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

Okay then, may I suggest to rename it Deepwater Horizon oil spill? That way it would be like Wikipedia's article --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:49, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

I'm afraid Spike himself already has an article called that. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:51, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

Whatever then. Sorry for moving it --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:54, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Wait, then what's the point of having two articles talking about the same thing? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:57, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Deepwater Horizon oil spill is by EDiot, most recently cleaned up by Romartus. ScottPat, do you earn bonus points for dropping my name? Spıke ¬ 21:03 17-May-13
Mimo, we have two articles on global warming, had until last week two on G.W.Bush, and have several on Obama. More are welcome, and they don't have to be consistent. If enough emerge and if they all add something, there will some day be a template on the spill. We even had UnNews:2010 Oil Spill. Spıke ¬ 21:11 17-May-13
Two things:
  • Please stop apolagising for capitalising the article. I prefer it capitalised but Spike doesn't.
  • As to name dropping Spike I distinctly remember you telling me at the time of writing that I should reference the oil spill against the deepwater horizon oil spill and that you wrote that article although admittedly I am struggling to find evidence that you ever said that and so must be a memory problem and I apolagise. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:02, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
As for the article and whether it should be VFH, I know it's not the best and it was my first article but I did base it on the reasons behind why Britain wanted to drown the US in oil as retaliation for the independence war. It probably should be improved though as long as that main point is kept. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:05, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
What do you mean, stop apologising? I only did it for like one time! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:44, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
It's just you make it sound like I'm against you in an argument when I am not. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:24, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
I know you're not man,chill.. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:08, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
You fink I'm gonna chill blad! QWell you got nother fing comin. Innit. Yuo got me all hyped yeah, blad! Come on den, take me dow...Oww! Blad that, like, hurt. Know what I'm sayin, yeah. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:36, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
There was an oil spill? Why was I not informed? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yes there was. I don't think news reaches you that far up North. Nick Clegg did apolagise about it, I'm surprised you didn't hear. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:47, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

MIMO!!! haven't "seen" you in over a year. Thought you had become a martyr in the riots. How have you been? Tell ScottPat to eat his hat (just becuase it rymes) and Spike that his grandma was/is a dyke (because, well, family secrets get him to turn all blue with steam coming out his ears). Anyway, the only good article on the Oil spill is Well-oiled birds, everyone knows that. I have to sign off soon, so if I miss your response, come back later. Mimmmmmooooo! Aleister 14:23 18-5-'13

ScottPat eat your hat. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:49, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
Mimo, I have asked ScottPat elsewhere to confine his remarks to you to issues of editing. Would you too please resist the temptation to move to hotter rhetoric? Spıke ¬ 21:25 18-May-13
I did not understand a single word of what you just said. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:49, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
If it was a joke (and if ScottPat will take it that way) then I don't mind that you revert me (which you already did). But it seemed to me as though you were fighting for real. Spıke ¬ 22:12 18-May-13
So, is Zombiebaron still around? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 22:26, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
He checks in from time to time but has gone his separate way. Spıke ¬ 22:48 18-May-13
If we were fighting then I didn't realise we were as all my comments on here have been intended to be friendly and I have appreciated Mimo's help. Please point out which comment you deem unfriendly. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:49, May 19, 2013 (UTC)

Patrol flag

It is time for you to be scolded. (We all have been!) When you use Undo rather than Rollback on an IP edit--for example, to be able to attach an explanation--please be sure to go back to each of his edits and click on "Mark this edit as patrolled." That takes the exclamation point off his edit, so that other patrollers don't have to look at it too. Thanks! Spıke ¬ 14:10 21-May-13

Ooops I'm sorry, didn't know I should be doing that. One question, where exactly is this "Mark this edit as patrolled" box you're talking about? Thanks. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:22, May 21, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks MIMO!

For voting for me on NotM. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:12, May 21, 2013 (UTC)

No problem man, you deserved that vote anyway --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:21, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
Any time I can return the favour just ask, my friend. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:24, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
Well, I guess I could use some help with Neptune if you have some time so feel free to add whatever you want --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:29, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
I'll take a look. Is it one of yours then? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:53, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
I love the article. Very funny. Can't think of anything to add yet but I might try later. You should VFH this. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:55, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
Aleister & Mimo
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Thanks

Thanks for your note on my page. Yes, the Summer is going very well (except for computer problems which keep me off line most the time). I've never been to Greece, and that would be nice too, especially given the historical nature of the heritage and amazing connections your country has to civilization, thought, and olive oil. Ummmmmmmmmm, olive oil. I use it almost every day, it's one of the food of the Gods and Goddesses! I hope your summer gets better and better too. Aleister 15:48 11-7-'13

Thanks! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:38, August 9, 2013 (UTC)

Category:Things that God hates according to Fred Phelps

Hi! Would you please go easy on this Category? It doesn't really help anyone find any article. All it is good for is rubber-stamping on multiple pages the joke that Phelps is a dope. Spıke ¬ 19:31 11-Oct-13

Go easy? I only categorized two pages. Anyway, I won't do it again if it's such a big deal. I just thought it was a nice way to satirize Phelps' and his alikes' strict approach on these issues. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:18, October 11, 2013 (UTC)

It's not a big deal. But writing original comedy is better. Cheers! 20:23 (PS--Or just keep up the good patrol work on anonymous edits!) Spıke ¬ 21:34 11-Oct-13

Women Deficit Hypersexuality Disorder

I put {{ICU}} on this new article, with editing instructions. Why did you call it "spam" at QVFD? Google shows no evidence that it is a viral email or anything like that. Is this joke stolen from another website? Spıke ¬ 09:52 12-Oct-13

It is spam. Some weeks ago on the other Uncyclopedia, spambots and anons created like a shitload of articles with similar titles every day. Pretty sure I've even seen one with the exact same title. The reason you can't see anything about it on Google is because they all got deleted after a couple of days. That thing continued for about, a week or so and the way I see it, you might be experiencing it too in the next days. Anyway, even if you don't consider it spam, I believe it's pretty QVFD-able the way it is. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:11, October 12, 2013 (UTC)

Spambots do seize on recently deleted page names and reuse them for stuff that is more clearly spam. This article has faults but it is a credible attempt to write a funny article. My {{ICU}} tells the author what it needs; if he ignores it, the article goes away in a week, and I will certainly delete exact duplicates of this. But thanks for the catch. Spıke ¬ 10:21 12-Oct-13

You're welcome but please, show me one part, even one sentence, of the article that points to the direction that there was at least an attempt to make it funny and enjoyable, rather than inform the reader about Women Deficit Hypersexuality. I've read almost the whole article and I failed to find any evidence that this is not spam. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:03, October 12, 2013 (UTC)

It is not a funny article; it is a hoax. I told the author via {{ICU}} that it either needs more jokes or less volume; if neither happens, I am eager to delete it in a week. This lacks clear bad faith, as in real "spam" which, most often here, is commercial spam, bad Google translations of stuff we didn't want to know, or effusive and insincere "thanks for your helpful article!" Let's wait and see. Spıke ¬ 22:00 12-Oct-13

This is now deleted. If it was you who listed it on QVFD, thanks for the reminder. Spıke ¬ 11:28 22-Oct-13

Work for you

VFD is over 20 ballots (but under 20 active ballots). Please don't wait the 12-24 hours but give it expedited poopsmithing or I will start getting messages demanding the banning of the new nominators! Spıke ¬ 11:28 22-Oct-13

Yikes!!! That was quick! Spıke ¬ 11:39 22-Oct-13

Actually I had already started archiving them a couple of minutes before you told me to. (what a coincidence huh?) --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:45, October 22, 2013 (UTC)

I closed the vote on "I eat my own shit" and did some of the poopsmithing because {{Oldvfd}} needed a more detailed "result". Spıke ¬ 11:23 23-Oct-13

What do you mean by "closed the vote"? If you are refering to the nomination, it's still open and unlocked. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:33, October 23, 2013 (UTC)

No, it isn't, because the link (section heading) is red, because I didn't leave a redirect to the article's new home in the Why?: space. You can move it to the archive when you see fit. Spıke ¬ 11:36 23-Oct-13

VFD for Admins

Good edits. Your -3 in fact is the current policy, misstated by me. If you were really changing the rules, you ought to do so with a Forum. The numbered section heads is an improvement over my unnumbered, especially now that there are so many; however, as the Poopsmithing is going to a different audience, I changed that to no longer be a subsection. Spıke ¬ 14:58 27-Oct-13

PS--I post-edited this to say that consensus-to-keep is an Admin call, as this will vary with participation. It's not important, as consensus-to-keep and no-consensus-at-all have the same effect: The article is kept. Spıke ¬ 14:50 29-Oct-13

Fixing a hole

You are not yet subscribed to the UnSignpost?! Your life will be completely different with it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:17, October 28, 2013 (UTC)

I used to be but I unscribed 2 years ago because I stopped reading them after a while and I don't feel like starting again now. Sorry man. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:31, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
Ok, I understand you. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:24, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

Hell's MasterChef on QVFD

No, it is not merely humorless; it must have come from some other wiki, with tweaks by the contributor designed to be funny. I have asked the creator for details. Spıke ¬ 14:49 29-Oct-13

Well, aren't you, at least, going to add {{ICU}} or something? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:45, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

Not right now. Author Doracake has fixed most of the red-links (one of the three complaints I made on her talk page). Simsilikesims is more able to detect stuff sporked here from other websites, is more in touch with modern television culture, and has an outlook different from mine. Let's find out what she thinks of this. Spıke ¬ 19:08 29-Oct-13

The article is definitely not from mirror uncyc. It may possibly be a spork of a Wikipedia article, but I haven't figured out which one yet. It seems related to Masterchef on Fox network, and the table seems reminiscent of Wikipedia articles on various seasons of Hell's Kitchen. The article title is clearly designed to blend the two shows, but the show described sounds like Masterchef (U.S. TV series), ie the version starring Gordon Ramsey. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:24, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

Well, I think attaching {{ICU}} won't achieve much (apart from giving us authority to delete it in 7 days), as it seems Doracake has done what she set out to do. And, in contrast to my initial remarks here, I don't think it is humorless; I think Doracake has tried to do an article that makes sport of the TV show. Apart from the early, tiresome list of contestants, I don't have a big problem with it; do y'all? Spıke ¬ 20:33 29-Oct-13

No, I guess. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:40, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
No, but I'm not sure how helpful the results table is to the article other than that it has been done on Wikipedia and other wikis when describing the tv show. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:44, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

If the table strengthens the article's superficial resemblance to Wikipedia, while the text is pure crap, then Doracake is in fact doing what we say we do here. Spıke ¬ 20:51 29-Oct-13

"Archiving the new way"

Would you please defer the new way until we have a new archive file, named in the new way? That is, switch everything over together on 1-Nov? Spıke ¬ 21:00 29-Oct-13

So, what I was supposed to do was make all those nominations look like they used to before we changed to the new VFD system? That'd consume too much time and the ballots at VFD were 20 already! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:06, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

Push present on VFH

Romartus and I have each added a paragraph to History based on English history/folklore. This might address the concerns that made you vote against it. Spıke ¬ 02:21 30-Oct-13

I'm sorry but it's still too small. In my opinion, it needs at least one more section. I like the humour in it though and that might be enough to change my vote. We'll see. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:00, October 30, 2013 (UTC)

"Archiving the old way"

I don't know that you did, I just read it at RecentChanges. But, if you did, thanks! If I read the signs aright, it is only 10 hours that you will be able to poopsmith "the new way," and create the first-ever Archive with the new-style name. Lucky you. Spıke ¬ 14:13 31-Oct-13

About that, should the new archive be Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2013-10 or should I use another title? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:09, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
In about 4 hours any closed or deleted nom will show a link to "Archive" which will lead to Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2013-11, and create a new section to edit. The way I was planning to use it was open that in new window, and then edit the section of VFD, and then simply cut from one, paste into the other, and then save.                               Puppy's talk page08:03 31 Oct 2013
I... I don't get it... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:19, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Let me do the next one. I'll screenshot it so it becomes clearer.                               Puppy's talk page10:25 01 Nov 2013
So, the whole archiving procedure is, basically, the cut-paste we know and used before the new VFD system? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:28, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
Watch this for long enough and you'll feel like you've just been archiving stuff all day long. It's hypnotic.
It's almost impossible to set this up to do the archive with any further tweaks. This is honestly the easiest way I could come up with to do this.                               Puppy's talk page03:58 02 Nov 2013
Got it! Thanks a lot for the detailed instructions! You couldn't be more helpful! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:15, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
For our extra appreciation (not that you don't already have a lot of it!) put this pictorial tutorial somewhere more obvious than a talk page that Mimo will, some day, archive. For instance, in a sub-page of VFDA. Spıke ¬ 16:19 2-Nov-13

TOC

Mimo buongiorno! Χρειάζομαι την near-native level :P γνώση των αγγλικών σου. Τις τελευταίες μέρες παρατηρώ πως το TOC (table of contents) στην Uncyclo εμφανίζεται απλωμένο (wide) σε όλη την επιφάνεια της σελίδας και δεν λειτουργεί το εμφάνιση (show) - απόκρυψη (hide). Δοκίμασα με τους browser Firefox & Chrome και βλέπω το ίδιο και στους δύο, έλεγξα επίσης μήπως έχουν κάνει κάποια αλλαγή σε κάποιο mediawiki και δεν είδα κάτι σχετικό. Είναι κάτι που έχει επιλεγεί από την Uncyclo (ως εμφάνιση) ή κάτι δεν πάει καλά; Θα σε παρακαλούσα να ρωτήσεις κάποιον από τους admin σχετικά. Δε χρειάζεται να μ' ενημερώσεις, θα το δω. Translate pls & να'σαι καλά. --Fililost (talk) 07:15, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Wikia did some updates to MediaWiki, which impacts Uncyclopedia differently to the way it impacts other Wikia sites. It's not an admin thing, and it has already been forwarded to Wikia, who are looking into it. Google translate is crap!                               Puppy's talk page07:45 02 Nov 2013
Wikia έκανε κάποιες ανανεώσεις MediaWiki, το οποίο επηρεάζει Uncyclopedia διαφορετικά από τον τρόπο που επηρεάζει άλλους δικτυακούς τόπους Wikia. Δεν είναι ένας διαχειριστής πράγμα, και έχει ήδη διαβιβαστεί στην Wikia, οι οποίοι είναι αναζητούν σε αυτό. Σας ευχαριστώ google translate.                               Puppy's talk page07:45 02 Nov 2013
It also royally screws up on older versions of internet explorer, where it also only shows the first four items on a page.                               Puppy's talk page07:50 02 Nov 2013
Επίσης, παλαιότερες εκδόσεις του Internet Explorer εμφανίζει μόνο τα πρώτα τέσσερα στοιχεία.                               Puppy's talk page07:50 02 Nov 2013
I get it! I agree Google translate is crap! It's (all) Greek to me. Thanks Pup :)--Fililost (talk) 08:14, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
Greek's what they speak in Wales right? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:23, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
Jonah was a Jew, and Geppetto was Italian. Greek is somewhere between there, so it's possible.                               Puppy's talk page08:32 02 Nov 2013
Guess I'm not needed here anymore... Oh well... I'll just... crawl back into my corner and cry... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:19, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Nuclear weapon

You edit-conflicted me and I overrode you. I promised in the summary to reapply your edits, but:

  • We were both rearranging the illustrations, and I went further, adding one.
  • The Bush/explosion illustration should not go to the start of the section where you moved it; it should stay where it was so that it will be mostly at the right of the section that talks about Bush. Spıke ¬ 15:48 2-Nov-13

You're right about Bush/explosion but I still think File:Microwave.JPG and File:Limited.gif should trade places because of the big blank in the prologue, caused by the size of the latest. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:29, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

See if you like what I have now. I forced the Table of Contents into the blank space. Spıke ¬ 16:32 2-Nov-13

Yes, it's better now. One more thing; Consider removing an image (definetely not the first one) as it looks a little overfilled with them. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:45, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

My fault for editing on a portrait monitor (640x1024). I'll take a look on a screen that's 1024px wide. Spıke ¬ 16:47 2-Nov-13
Doesn't seem bad there either; there's even more separation between the first two pix, and none of them stack up nor interfere with {{Wikipedia}}. Not that any of these screens are what you'd call modern. Spıke ¬ 16:50 2-Nov-13

Template:Nuclear

Cheers for adding the v • d • e to this. However, they are all alone in a new column on the right. Can you remedy this? One way would be to have the list of links to pages be a colspan=2. Regarding the new colors, I dislike them roughly equally to the old colors. Perhaps a border? Spıke ¬ 17:32 2-Nov-13

Yeah, um, you better talk to Puppy about that because I'm a total idiot when it comes to coding (or whatever it's called). All I did was copy the v • d • e parts from Template:Europe and then paste them to Template:Nuclear(thus the yellow text). I'm sorry. I really I wish I could be of help. As for the new colors, I completely agree with you. What do you have in mind? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:43, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

The colspan=2 was a breeze. I also found a more graphic graphic. Spıke ¬ 17:48 2-Nov-13

PS--What's going on here is that, when you added VDE, you created a new (third) column. colspan=2 specifies that the main body of the template "spans" columns 2 and 3. Also, I had to declare your column to be width=0; that is, to take only the space absolutely necessary to hold your text. That way, "The Nuclear Family" continues to be centered on the entire remainder of the space. Spıke ¬ 17:50 2-Nov-13

That's the thing. You moved v • d • e a little to the left and now The Nuclear Family is not in the centre of the template. Also, nice touch with the new image! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:53, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
PS-- I've got an idea on the colouring. Since the image you added has bright fluorescent green, how about we make the background black and the letters same colour as the nuclear trefoil? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:11, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Fine with me. "The Nuclear Family" is in the center of Column 2. It will be very hard to get it in the center of the template on everyone's screen, as Column 1 and Column 3 are not always the same width. Spıke ¬ 18:30 2-Nov-13

I changed the Background & text colours. What do you think? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:05, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Equally ugly as my new illustration! Spıke ¬ 21:24 2-Nov-13

You have an acquired taste my friend! Okay. How about we replace your illustration with this and then make all the text yellow? I can't think of anything else.. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:29, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Go wild. This doesn't seem to be an animation. MediaWiki won't support animations (such as the one I was using) plus scaling to a certain size. Spıke ¬ 21:41 2-Nov-13

I tried the yellow nuclear trefoil and it looks even worse. I say we leave it as it is. I can't come up with something better. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:35, November 3, 2013 (UTC)

It looks okay if you scale it, as I just did. The ragged border might be fixed if this were a .PNG instead of a .GIF--still, the animation was sort of cute. Spıke ¬ 13:43 3-Nov-13

File:Images (1).jpg

It strikes me that several people (over history) were trying to use this filename for several different purposes and fighting with one another. Maybe you should put your "better" upload under a more descriptive name. Any change you make by uploading a new image takes effect on all the pages listed there. Spıke ¬ 20:12 2-Nov-13

You're right. I suggest you delete it and then I'll re-upload the current and all the previous versions of the file, under different names of course. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:45, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Do you have access to all the versions? Surely you won't after I delete it?! Spıke ¬ 20:49 2-Nov-13

Yes I do although I've started reconsidering uploading all the older versions. I mean, other than this and this, all the other images haven't been used in a page and probably won't. Should I upload only these two or should I do as I said earlier? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:54, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Just the two, I think. When you give them new names, Images (1) will be an orphan and I'll delete it. Spıke ¬ 21:24 2-Nov-13

Done! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:32, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

No you aren't, because four pages still reference Images (1). 21:43 2-Nov-13 No, I got two of them, and we'll ignore the two in userspace. Spıke ¬ 21:55 2-Nov-13

Thank you for poopsmithing VFD! Seems you have found a nice thingie for your user page. I should have dug up such an award for you! Spıke ¬ 13:23 6-Nov-13

I lack creativity and my eengleesch is not the best. Poopsmithing is all I can do to help so I try to be good at it! :) --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:32, November 6, 2013 (UTC)

Though you might not be able to create humor, you certainly know bad attempts when you see them, and I appreciate your nominations and votes. Leda Bort, on the other hand, is a very new user who is good at English but doesn't seem to know what she wants to do here — perhaps you could make suggestions. Spıke ¬ 18:09 6-Nov-13

If writing is her thing, I'd be the worst guy to give advice, considering my career as an author.. *sigh* Maybe you could, like, collaborate with her in creating an article? It seems to me that this would be a good way to get her started. Dunno. Anyway, it'd definitely be for Uncyclopedia's best interest if she starts writing soon because it'd be a shame to use a user with such good knowledge of English to patroll Recent Changes and nominate articles for deletion. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:34, November 6, 2013 (UTC)

Microwave joke

It may help you understand the joke to know that we sometimes refer to putting food in the microwave oven as "nuking" it, though there is no radioactivity involved. So if you leave the microwave unattended, you presumably get a nuclear explosion. The file should not contain this explanation, though; photos we steal should not be a self-contained joke, because most of the time the people who upload these are not creating a joke but stealing someone else's joke — as this file basically does. Spıke ¬ 18:07 6-Nov-13

Should I re-upload it then? By the way, not only the text explains the joke, leaving nothing for the caption, but it's so also really ugly! Bad combination. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:41, November 6, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, either crop this without the text, or find a photo of a nuclear blast that doesn't look like a top view of Bozo The Clown's bald spot. Spıke ¬ 19:14 6-Nov-13

I updated the file but something's wrong... It looks like a stretched version of the previous image (the one with the text). --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:57, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
Wikia servers. If it hasn't updated in an hour then panic.                               Puppy's talk page01:14 07 Nov 2013
Yes; check Nuclear weapon (and press Ctrl-F5 to flush any old files saved on your machine) to see the updated photo; don't depend on the thumbnails on the File: page. Spıke ¬ 13:28 7-Nov-13
Still the same. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:05, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
Then, like Puppy says, panic! except I see the new one now in Nuclear weapon. Spıke ¬ 14:07 7-Nov-13
Have you checked Nuclear explosion? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:17, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
I see the new one there too. Likewise at File:Microwave.JPG except that the topmost thumbnail is wrong. Like Puppy said, wait an hour. Spıke ¬ 14:21 7-Nov-13
As a former actor who played Bozo the Clown for decades, I resent that remark. Aleister 7-11
I feel you. It's like there's no respect for clowns nowadays! I blame the electronical mumbo jumbo for it! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:05, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
I presume you have never looked at yourself from above, though you will say you have. Spıke ¬ 14:08 7-Nov-13
From above and bellow. Don't ask me how. I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:17, November 7, 2013 (UTC)

Megaton mega-upload

On your new mushroom cloud: This photo is listed as 5,137 × 2,696 pixels! I'm pretty sure Uncyclopedia doesn't download 2.63 MB to me every time I view the page, but the precision of this photo is lost on most of our screens. It might speed up processing on the Wikia end to resample it at a lower precision before uploading it, and it might save you time or money uploading it. Spıke ¬ 13:27 7-Nov-13

I have yet to see the image working properly but its length doesn't seem right to me. Ah, forget it. I'll just replace it with the original Bozo The Clown version, minus the text. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:11, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
Wikia will cache the smaller version of an image, and that's all that loads when a page is opened, so it significantly reduces the loa time and data load. I only mention this as there is a mushroom cloud image in Love that I took from Wikipedia which is gigantic, but I kept at the original size as it was a featured image there. If you're after a mushroom cloud image that one has a bit more photographic credential than most.                               Puppy's talk page04:16 07 Nov 2013
Actually, it's the same image. Never mind.                               Puppy's talk page04:25 07 Nov 2013
Great. Let's delete the one I uploaded then and replace it with yours. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:49, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
This is all done. Spıke ¬ 20:03 7-Nov-13

VFD

Thanks for slapping the {{VFD}} on my recent nominee. Spıke ¬ 18:26 14-Nov-13

Homework!!!!

Featured, well, somewhere, finally!!! And well deserving. Yay! Aleister my gang of IP's will be by to congratulate you later

Thank you for your kind words and for letting me know! Second feature! Yay! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) I will be waiting
One more and you will be in the Hall of Shame! Talk to me about it at that point if you need instructions. Spıke ¬ 15:07 15-Nov-13
Really? Here, I only have one featured article. It's in the other wiki where I've got two. Do they count here as featured? I think not... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:21, November 15, 2013 (UTC)
Oh, I just read "second feature!" and assumed it was you. Yet, there is hope. Spıke ¬ 21:24 15-Nov-13

Congratulations

Let me know if you want to colaborate on your third feature!!! --ShabiDOO 17:20, November 17, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you! Sure I do! It's just that I really lack imagination right now (and by right now I mean the past two years).. Anyway, let me know if you got a good idea for an article! It will be good to start writing again. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:51, November 17, 2013 (UTC)

NotM

Thank you for making a nomination! Awards have been neglected for a long time.

Separately, thanks for sustaining Dystopia. Perhaps delay poopsmithing it, as I've also asked nominator ScottPat to reconsider (although perhaps I should have delayed closing the vote...). Spıke ¬ 13:26 19-Nov-13

I saw that the vote was closed so didn't change my vote, presuming that I wasn't meant to. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:47, November 19, 2013 (UTC)

That would be the usual rule. You can see my indecision above. You already gave me your approval, but if you also want to change your vote despite it being "closed," feel free to. Spıke ¬ 19:59 19-Nov-13

That I shall do then. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:03, November 19, 2013 (UTC)

Promptly sucked into the page archive by Mimo! Spıke ¬ 20:13 19-Nov-13

Gabon on VFD

Mimo, is this now rehabilitated? Spıke ¬ 21:18 19-Nov-13

Yes, it is, and if you could remove those ugly and unfunny illustrations it'd be even better. Anyway, I'm striking my vote out. Good work. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:22, November 19, 2013 (UTC)

But I have worked the first one into the text, and given the big-eared one a decent caption. Spıke ¬ 15:37 20-Nov-13

The, better than decent, caption one the second one changed my mind about removing it but I still think it's pretty ugly. I could try potatochoping it into something better only I don't know what would that be. Any suggestions? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:47, November 20, 2013 (UTC)

None at all. The big-ear shoop, plus my segue to Obama's dislike of big-ear jokes, hangs together but neither has anything to do with Gabon. The inclusion of Jay Leno and the backdrop of New York City are further big distractions. If you crop it, all we have left is a black guy with huge ears. Yesterday you added to the article a black guy without huge ears (and then took it out). That didn't relate either. If you see any photo remotely funny in the Wikipedia article, move it over and leave it to me to write a caption for it. Spıke ¬ 16:01 20-Nov-13

PS--The article very much needs a photo of a black guy in regal regalia (like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America), especially shooped to look as though he's been dead for five years. Spıke ¬ 16:07 20-Nov-13

The black guy I added yesterday is actually Omar Bongo, President of Gabon for 41 years and the man Will Smith is supposed to depict, so, yeah, I'd say it was related.
On that other thing, how's this one for you? I found it by searching Coming to America on Google Images. I know he doesn't look like he's been dead for five years (What exactly did you mean by that?) but if you want him to look, uhm, dead (or dead-ish), I can take care of it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:30, November 20, 2013 (UTC)

I meant nothing more than the literal; the storyline in the article is that Omar Bongo has been preserved on his throne to still wave to visitors. I don't have permission to follow your link to imdb, but I am sure you will do fine with it. Spıke ¬ 16:46 20-Nov-13

Pie a la mode

You must be watching me! Thank you, a larger "pie chart" will be helpful! Spıke ¬ 15:36 20-Nov-13

No problema. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:48, November 20, 2013 (UTC)

Kissing business

You asked Spike to kiss everyone from yourself but you did not consider one thing: Russians always need a personal kiss.

I do not share this Russian attitude however and this is just a good excuse to leave a goodbye here. Hope to see you later! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:12, November 22, 2013 (UTC)

Bye. Have fun in the after [Uncyclopedia] life! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:38, November 22, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you for the policing just now

If you should want another chore, stop in at VFD where we have a new set of horrible articles for you. Spıke ¬ 22:49 17-Dec-13

Jimbo Wales

No, go wild; I had taken it as far as I was going to, based on a complaint from Funnybony on my talk page. Spıke ¬ 23:07 9-Jan-14

VFD Nom requests

Unusual way to nom a VFD by demanding it on your user page. I nommed two of the suggestions however your suggestion of CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT got a KEEP on VFD in August 2013 with 4 keep votes against 1 delete vote. Spike was among those who voted to keep. For some reason I didn't vote, can't remember why but I would vote delete. For these reasons I leave the judgment of the nom to you. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, January 21, 2014 (UTC)

The CUNT article is a designated Uncyclopedia Inside Joke written around some moron's contribution in 2005. I have just implemented an idea that preserves the essence of the article and addresses the arguments against it. Spıke ¬ 19:34 22-Jan-14

Letters about actresses

It's all fine! In fact, it is exactly what I wanted to do but I do not know fonts that well. When I need to add a font, I normally visit an article, which as I remeber looked nice and copy some of the tags. So thank you very much for your edits! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:53, January 22, 2014 (UTC)

VFD archiving

Great job! Only, I think you have to add "Archive-2014-01" instead of the name of the page, when you are adding an Oldfvd. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:57, January 23, 2014 (UTC)

...on a kept article's talk page. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:01, January 25, 2014 (UTC)

Paradox

Thanks for continuing to pretty up this page; also, thanks for not flipping the Roger C. Carmel and two chicks photo, because it goes with the text there. On flipping photos, one criterion is to alternate between right and left; but as you may know, a photo can't go left if the text has a bulleted list, because the bullets don't go in the right place. I wonder if the page's first two photos aren't too close together now. Spıke ¬ 10:57 25-Jan-14

Hello!

I am really glad to meet a fellow Greek. Where you a poopsmith? Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 14:43, March 17, 2014 (UTC)

Hi! I used to be one, yeah. How did you find out about Uncyclopedia? Ever been on the Greek version, Frikipedia? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:31, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
Yes I have, they have some extra stuff on there. Like the Vrills. And now I have taken your place in doing the dirty job of lazy admins staff that doesn't have time to do it. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:35, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
I saw that!!! Mimo, you backed out your change to Compassrose.gif, but you probably did a better job than I did with freeware IrfanView. If you believe your transparency is smoother than mine, you are welcome to upload it again as a new version of Compassrose-transparent.gif Spıke ¬ 15:40 17-Mar-14
Oh God why... SPIKE, do you tend to spy on people like that a lot? Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:06, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
He does... We all do... *creepy face* --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:41, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
Well, I can't say I am surprised. So many people on this wiki are the type to sneak around just to find gossip. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:45, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
There is nowhere else for it to be. You can too: Special:RecentChanges Spıke ¬ 16:46 17-Mar-14
What are you looking for? Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:51, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
Edits by anonymous users that have to be rolled back, and new articles, such as Bronies this hour, that have to be deleted. (The deletion summary, in this case, will show you exactly why.) Spıke ¬ 16:53 17-Mar-14
Me personally, I'm looking for people accidentally posting their credit card number. Sometimes I also pay attention to the new pages created. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:58, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
Oh, alright. I may start checking this thing a bit, you never know what might float under the radar. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 17:00, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
Even an email address will be picked up by spiders and sold to spammers. There are enough of us Admins around the world that little gets past us. However, every bit of vandalism we don't have to fix is more time we can spend on advising new users and maybe some day even writing funny articles! Spıke ¬ 17:05 17-Mar-14
Still, it will help with my anti-redlink thing, and finding VFDable articles. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 17:09, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
"Our Red against Red-links." I can't believe that the hammer and sickle got its own Unicode. Schamschi told me about a font I could download to see all the niche Unicode characters, but I had not done so on the main PC until today, to see what it was that was in your signature. Spıke ¬ 17:13 17-Mar-14
That is a nice campaign motto. Anyways, apparently I already have the Unicode thing, since I can see that. I copied that from Communism. I suspect it found its way in the interwebs due to the Antichrist obama. (crazy Rebublican conspiracist mode) Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 17:17, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
I don't know when ScottPat got here or why you are undoing one another's edits, but part of my reason for a "motto" is to hope he would see it and use it in the UnSignpost if he thinks your arrival is newsworthy. Spıke ¬ 17:35 17-Mar-14
I never reverted anything. He just reverted his own revert. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 17:40, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
I blame small touch screens and big fingers. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:01, March 18, 2014 (UTC)
Editing wikis on touchscreen annoys me. I avoid it as much as I possibly can Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 13:34, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote...

...and a giant massage bug for you (Aleister 21:24 25-3-14):

Dor beetle
Yay! Just what I've always wanted! :D --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:50, March 25, 2014 (UTC)

The Anu Malik Judi Dench image you removed

Hey buddy, may I please know why you removed that image? Alpalwriter (talk) 23:08, March 29, 2014 (UTC)

Noobish request

I have deleted your request as you asked on QVFD. But I was researching it. Can't tell what is disabling the creation of new sections, but the only way to do this is at the end of the page — after the index of archives. We are indeed doing VFD and its archives this way, combined with a redesign of the pages, and could conceivably redesign Uncyclopedia:Protection Request, only this is about the first time I remember anyone using it. Spıke ¬ 19:11 10-Apr-14

Construction template

You have a valid perspective - it's a matter of taste, after all, so there is no right or wrong. Sorry if I came across as attacking your feelings. Not my intention at all.                               Puppy's talk page11:56 am 14 Apr 2014

No worries mate! By the time you responded to my vote, I had already changed my mind. Actually, it was kind of dickish of me to vote against, considering you, probably, spent quite some time designing it. Although I still don't get why we should update the template, your version is an improvement so forget what I said earlier. I intended to vote for after striking my vote out but I accidentally clicked the Save button and then I was too bored to go back again and vote. Anyway, I guess the moment you see this you'll just tl;dr it (yep, now it's a verb) and I'm just talking to myself here (or I'm the only one who's too lazy to read four lines of text). At any rate, I actually liked your template, and that's why I crossed my vote out. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:31, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
No wucking forries if you want to get really Australian. That makes sense. The strike out by itself concerned me. As for the time spent - I enjoy playing with CSS, so spending the time on that is actually relaxation for me. (Yes - I'm a geek.)                               Puppy's talk page09:45 pm 14 Apr 2014

We are probably living in the era of IP votes

What concerns your comment, there is either an extremely well-hidden conspiracy, or just an increase in the amount of our site's general readers. Lately, almost every single article has got at least one anonymous vote, and some of them - even more! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:26, April 28, 2014 (UTC)

Or perhaps someone's taking advantage of y'all's gullibility. Come on people, this is obvious sockpuppeting! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:58, April 28, 2014 (UTC)
I would vote for a proposal that what goes on our main pages be decided by vote of actual Uncyclopedians. Separately, though, nothing done by an IP is "obvious" (that is, everything is deniable) and I have famously been goaded several times into unwise actions by IPs that took care to mimic the style of an Uncyclopedian just for the lulz. Spıke ¬ 00:15 29-Apr-14
Might just be a moment of increased traffic through our site. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:25, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
The only suspicious thing I see about it, is that Uncyclopedia's Web Search interest has not increased in March 2014 and doesn't seem to be increasing in April compared to the past months, which would probably happen if the site was experiencing a considerable increase in traffic. Concerning everything else, well, in April an overwhelming majority of articles nominated on VFH has received at least a vote from an anonymous editor. And there were a few that got more than four. Considering that the IPs voted disregarding who the author of the nominated article was, I don't think that someone is taking advantage of our gullibility. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:58, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
There were two news articles mentioning Uncyclopedia in April 2014, if you are interested. [2] Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:03, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
Apart from the number of separate readers, it is not outrageous to assume that there are posts to blog sites such as 4chan advertising that Anon & friends can get an article featured on our main page. This is power, to a kid whose biggest decision to date is which photo to wank to tonight. Sockpuppetry is one person using multiple IPs, and we don't know that is happening--though we have had enough individuals fixated on high-tech vandalism that it might be. But surely it is at least coordinated votes by IPs. I've noticed while on Patrol that there are waves of usage, IP versus one-edit wonders, waves of blanking, waves of junk page creation. Some of these may be coordinated attacks. Some may just be the human mind's ability to see patterns in coin-tosses. Spıke ¬ 01:10 30-Apr-14
I have received this meassage from wikia regarding this:
semanticdrifter, Apr 29 12:36 PM:
Hi ChiefjusticeDS,
It doesn't look like the IPs belong to any user account. They are different enough that they do not seem to be coming from the same place.
Hope this helps,
Sean McGilvray
Wikia Community Support, Trust & Safety
(Privacy, Legal and Regulatory Compliance, Licensing, Intellectual Property)
I hope this satisfies anybody who feels these votes are being done by way of sockpuppetry. --ChiefjusticePS3 08:32, April 30, 2014 (UTC)
Okay, thanks everyone for your answers, I appreciate all of them. I'm not entirely convinced yet that they're all different people (maybe someone's using proxies) but I guess that's just my paranoia kicking in. Your comments and Wikia's report on the IPs are enough to make me strike out my vote on that one page on VFH and drop the issue. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:55, April 30, 2014 (UTC)

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