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And now for something completely different

I thought another noob was from Japan. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:48, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

I am from Japan, which is why I know Japanese. I moved to the UK quite a while ago, which is why I know english. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

So your a japanese-english man. Are you fat with sort black hair? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:54, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

I shave my hair regularly, As I hate Hair. And yes I'm fat but not "morbidly obese". - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

I knew it. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:01, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

And you live in Greece, I presume. Is it true they banned all video games there? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

How do you know I live in Greece and how do you imagine the average greek kid? (I am a kid) Video games still exist in greece. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:07, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

It mentions your Greek on your userpage. And I imagine the average Greek teenager to look like a cross between a Chav and a Jejemon. Also I read in a gaming book that ALL video games where banned in Greece. Has the ban been lifted? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

There was no ban at all. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:49, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

That's weird 0_o . Must of been for a couple of months in the 1980's, or something. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Or maybe the book lied. Anyway, Mimo, I bet I can guess your exact age. Twenty four. --Tophat headless 02:03, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Let's see... your sig says... Kusottare... which if I remember my Japanese (and I don't) means... "shit-guy"? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:33, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Actually I'm 13 but don't tell anyone the truth because Aleister told me not to let anyone learn the truth and I do every thing that Aleister tells me to do. I said the word "tell" three times. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:31, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
The mouse is out of the bag now. M&M was fuckin' 12 when he won Noob of the Month and Potatochopper of the Month!!! Tears a hole in the "12 year olds invading the internet" theory. Since you told, now you have to promise not to look at any bad pages so your mind stays pure. Do your homework, go to bed early mister, and eat your cornflakes. Aleister 13:04 9-3-'11
You mean I mustn't see Wolf Dog's secret page? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:09, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
My Mommy was 14 when she got her first featured article a couple years ago. I guess she was ancient. Of course that makes it a little difficult to explain me. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:52, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Only if you get written permission from your parents, your parish priest, the girls who you will be looking at, and Wolf Dog. Aleister 13:22 9-3-'11
Meh, there's still MS Paint. I will draw a naked woman there and masturbate watching my image. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:26, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, legally, in Greece, that's all you are allowed to look at. And be sure to put it in Lollipop's art gallery. Please draw me one too. And I thought the internet was banned in Greece, why are you able to log on? Aleister 13:29 9-3-'11
Nothing is banned in greece except earning money and being nice to others. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:32, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Aleister's sarcasm is over the top. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Do you know what "over the top" reminds me?
Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire04:32

Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire

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--~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:08, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Read

Hey dude. I've read all the links you left me. Yay \:D/ -Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 13:37, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:07, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

A buck

Beanie Baby

11mar11

A couple more days of warm rain and I'll be able to see the ground. But college baseball will not start on schedule.

Thanks for jumping in! and that is a thoroughly appropriate Mr. Bean photo. I've reworded you in the intro; my User:SPIKE/Cliches-1 is advice I try to give all readers on "encyclopedia clichés" in Uncyclopedia articles. Spıke ¬ 15:32 11-Mar-11

oops. I didn't know about this. sorry. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:34, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

It's not an official policy! just my personal opinion on "encyclopedia" style, which I offer to explain why I edited you. Spıke ¬ 15:35 11-Mar-11

It's not only your opinion. I'm sure that the most of the people here who know how to edit a page would agree with what you write there. Why don't you put it on UN:HTBFANJS? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:39, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

It is linked at the end of Section 7; Mordillo thought it was useful advice but, again, not official. (What you say? When you read HTBFANJS, you didn't click on all the links?) Spıke ¬ 15:44 11-Mar-11

Actually I haven't read HTBFANJS or any of the links in the welcome template I recieved when I came to Uncy. Also the number of the articles that I have completed reading is four or five. I haven't complete reading even my article, Souvlaki. I'm not a good reader. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:48, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

I believe the appropriate response is FACEPALM Spıke ¬ 15:55 11-Mar-11

nomination

Thanks Mimo,

Thats actually the first time anyone nominated something i wrote. Ozone needs a lot of work, but when its time Ill let you know okay? ;) --ShabiDOO 23:42, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

sure. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 07:39, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings.

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:03, 13 March 2011

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You laughed at Joe Pesci’s joke and voted to make fun of him. So, you can only blame yourself.

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Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:25, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

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--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:09, Mar 16

Hey, mimo!

I need you for something. I need this image for an article I'm developing. Search "Smile dog" on Google images, there is an image of a husky with human-like teeth somewhere near the top. Please don't make it super sized on my talk page as that image makes me feel physically sick. If you could upload it I will try and reward you in any way I can. Thanks for your time. - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:31, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oops! unneeded now, Sorry for the waste of time. - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:40, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:14, 17 March 2011

Hellllloooooo

And greetings. Are you covered with radiation yet? Do you hear voices in your head saying "Go outdoors and play, go outdoors and play?" And thanks very much for your votes on Viking Metal and Skunk {I've taken out the stupid random elephant section in Skunk, and it reads much better now. I shouldn't have even put that in there, but I did, randomly, yay Skunk!), am glad you like them. Skunk came out of nowhere, I just started writing (speakin' of, are you doing the 1-hour writing thing later today? I may or may not, depending on what I'm doing) and Skunk emerged. Eek. Aleister 12:17 20-3-'11

1 hour what? give link. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:44, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
You found it! Al 12:57

Congrats!

On the Quasi-Featuring of HowTo:Get into heaven. Too bad it wasn't featured, but ya know, at least it got something. --Tophat headless 14:54, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still sad. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:59, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Here's something to make you feel better

Your not the only one without a featured article. Quite a few users do not have featured Articles. And considering that you like dancing gifs, I found one for this talk page, Here:

152guas


Hope you feel better. You'll get one eventually, one day. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:13, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:29, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

I quite like this one:

AAAAAAAAA!!

But it just looks wrong (0_o) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:04, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

The grand cross of dancing gifs

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LOL. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:12, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

My talk page looks like Romandogbird's userpage. yay! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:14, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Apart from the overly large images of dogs and wankers, along with childish Random profanity, then yes. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:27, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Cookies! Get cookies!

The cookie you wanted, eh?

Newcookie Cat the Colourful has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
That would be then five pounds, please. Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 05:43, March 24, 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:13, 24 March 2011

Annual writing contest: Sign up now!

Are you interested in signing up for the contest? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:11, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I won't be able to write anything because my mother doesn't let me to open my computer anymore except the weekends. This is why you won't see my here for a long time. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:15, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Well, that's a shame. Addiction problems? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:26, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

No. I did something bad. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:29, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

If it's as a punishment then it's for about 2-4 weeks at the most. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:43, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

It is for the whole year althought I know my mum will forget about this in two or three months. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:45, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, Parent's always chat bullshit. Trying to scare you into behaving, You see. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:46, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I hope so. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:51, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, don't worry. It'll only be a month, If even that. It's what you call "Scare Tactics". - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:53, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Man, you sure know how to make random passerby curious as to just what you might have done. On that note, I'm a random passerby and I'm curious as to what you might have done. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:48, 26 March 2011

Crap, I bet you any money that it's something really minor such as forgetting to walk the dog. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:50, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I bet he walked in on her doing something. Or was it more that you didn't do your homework and used that dolphin excuse on her? Aleister 10:02 26-3-'11

Something like the dolphin thing happened. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 10:20, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

What? I'm guessing from that you just forgot to do your homework, and then your teacher bitched about it to your mom. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:22, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

NAh, then gazing further into my crystal ball I see you getting caught cheating in school, having your mom called in, and thunder exploding in the previously joyour household. Aleister 10:24 26-3-'11 _'-'_

This, if it's the case, then it's hard not to feel sorry for the poor guy (And I mean poor in the way of "Bad luck", not in the way of "you have no money" as the latter is what I would refer to the Greece government as). - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:30, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I'm so lousy at maths that I once passed an entire semester by copying the test paper of the girl in front of me, changing a couple of answers just to not be so obvious. And this was in college! Aleister same few minutes
I had a lot of homework to do but I didn't even opened my books. I told my mum that I had no homework and she thought this was strange so she called my friend and he told her about the homework and then my mum became veeery angry --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 10:40, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

My fucking good god. What is the point of school if they then give them shit loads of homework? Just be glad Greece doesn't take it's education system too seriously.... - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:42, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

That's all? Tell her that you understand her concern that you lied to her, but that the amount of homework the school gives is often too much to think about and that you need a break sometimes. Her anger is from lying to her, not the homework, so give her a promise never to lie to her again, at least not this week. She'll find that funny, and smack you with a newspaper or something, but will ease up on you within a day. That will be lots of money please. Aleister 10:48 26-3-'11

Do what Aleister said, All you have to do is apologise for lying to her. Then to increase your chances of ending the "punishment", give her a hug and a kiss (Mothers love that, for some reason) and then go out and perform a random act of kindness for her. Always works. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:53, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I'll try it. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 11:07, March 26, 2011 (UTC)


So, um... Did it work out for you? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 14:54, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

If he never responds that means it didn't work and his mom killed him in his sleep. By the way Mimo, you do know your taking advice from a bunch of fourty-two year-old virgin pedophiles right? --Tophat headless 15:05, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Magic man, stop talking about yourself! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:10, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hobo

Submitted by Tophat headless 15:24, March 26, 2011 (UTC); now stolen as a basis for today's first UnNews by Spıke ¬ 00:08 27-Mar-11This is how Spike looks. HAHA! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:23, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Ooh yeah, that's really funny. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:13, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you --Tophat headless 22:52, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

It is. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:55, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

"Virgin pedophiles" seems contradictory. My parole officer and the kind ladies of the neighborhood watch would disagree. Aleister 22:55 26-3-'11
Surely no more so than referring to anyone as a "suicide bomber." Just means they can't "get 'er done." Spıke ¬ 23:10 26-Mar-11
Wait what? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:11, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Exactly, what. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:21, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Who are you? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:23, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
God. --Tophat headless 17:06, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. And I'm Jam Jesus. Spıke ¬ 17:18 27-Mar-11
No way! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:31, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Yes! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:41, 28 March 2011
Oh, perfect. Now Lyrithya came here. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:43, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck Lyrithya. --Tophat headless 13:47, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Er... sorry? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:07, 28 March 2011
You should be. --Tophat headless 14:13, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Mimo,

Did it work? I think so. Anyway, what I wanted to say to you is that you really know how to grip people on things that they otherwise would not care about. I'm just saying, but maybe you should contribute in that vein of writing style in articles? Add in funnies and that's featured article quality that. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:19, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Aha! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:58, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

*Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses

Thanks for the vote, dude!

--Tophat headless 15:25, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

I am so lucky. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:28, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
I know huh? And you can take that right to the bank! Actually you can't, seeing as it's just a picture on a screen. But ya know what I mean! --Tophat headless 15:46, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Actualy I don't. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:51, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... Well... That's your problem. --Tophat headless 16:26, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Actually it's not. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:35, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, do you live in Greece, or are you just from there? --Tophat headless 17:39, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Actually I live in greece. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:49, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Have you noticed that the past three comments you left all started with "Actually"? --Tophat headless 17:52, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Actually I know it. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:09, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Good. --Tophat headless 18:21, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Actually you wish! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:44, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
You didn't say actually!!!!!!! --Tophat headless 03:03, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Really? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:38, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck you... --Tophat headless 14:52, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Actually you are the one who will be fucked. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:57, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Are you hitting on me? --Tophat headless 16:46, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

They did Ban all video games in Greece

Well, they did, but not any more. For more information see Greek electronic game ban. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:47, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Greece invented democracy--and, lately, appear to be regretting every minute of it. Spıke ¬ 18:16 30-Mar-11
I was only four when this thing happened. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:13, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't say you were responsible for it! Spıke ¬ 19:21 30-Mar-11
I didn't say that you said I was responsible for it. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:23, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't say that you said that he said that you said that you was responsible for it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:29, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't say that Another N00b had to come here. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:44, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Which is the exact reason Why I didn't say that you said that he said that you said that you was responsible for it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:49, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
I say all of you just shut the fuck up. --Tophat headless 00:36, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Well I didn`t say that. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:11, March 31, 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

Dinosaur made it into queue!

DINO PARTY!!!

CharlieTheDinosaur

Thanks for the vote dude!

--Tophat headless 15:22, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011


Uncreative section Header

Oh hello! Haven't seen you in a while. Anyway, I've been working with Trar on a complete overhaul of Grueslayer, and Hopefully 2012_II. As for the Uncyclopedia itself.... .....Well, It's not so good. As there have been a mega-huff on most corners of Uncyclopedia, I'd advise you to Avoid creating a new article for the next couple of days. We would appreciate it if you could Help us with 2012 II, as it's going to be a fully-blown TA-RPG, with very Few instant-deaths Available, By the Way. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:39, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

We? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:45, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, Trar BlueYonder, Asema, Me and Lollipop. Grueslayer and 2012_II, it is advised you play them. (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:51, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
PAY? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:10, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I said, Quite clearly, play Them. You just read it wrong, That's all. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:15, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

There are boobs. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:20, April 8, 2011 (UTC)


And that's relevant to the Discussion? Lollipop would find it funny if he Hadn't of decided to Absolutely completely Disappear From the Wiki. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:25, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Really? Why? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:28, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I have reappeared. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:25, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

oh shit... --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:40, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'm angry at you, Mr. Mimo. You haven't been talking to me for a long time. (Coincedentally, how do you pernounce Mimo: Mee-mo or My-mo?) --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:34, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Adios

I retire. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:47, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

We'll send you a gold watch. Are you now going to live a life on the beach, maybe fishing every week or two? Aleister 18:07 12-4-'11
No, really. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:12, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Well, it was really nice to know you. You did good here! But this is always your website, like another room in your house, and if you visit it from time to time that would be like another room in your house, only a little bit dusty and the windows needing a cleaning. Enjoy! Aleister 18:17 12-4-'11
Ok then, I won't retire. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:24, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
You have to give back the gold watch. Aleister 18:34 12-4-'11
And the thong. Jackofspades (talk) 18:35, 12 April 2011
But I sold them. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:49, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo, thanks for everything. Whenever I think of Greece, i'll think of you.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:36, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Didn't I just said I won't leave? Lol. Thanks for the lollipop anyway. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:18, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
You don't have to give back the lollipop; I don't want a lollipop that someone already licked. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:00, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011

Psychedelic music

John-Peel1

Thanks for your Psychedelic vote from Sog & Funnybony

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:45, Apr 14

That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

Hey Mimo, sorry to say

I decided to get rid of School Vandalism. It has been the cause of a lot of problems and the real cause of my month ban, if you noticed it. If you want it userspaced, then go ahead. I know you may be disappointed by this decision, but you where it's biggest fan. Sorry about that. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:47, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Incidentally, the proper way to get rid of an article is to either list it on QVFD as a user request, or to move it to your userspace (or have someone else move it to their userspace) with "redirect suppressed" checked. Also, you don't need to indent twice when leaving a comment on somebody's talk page, why would you do that?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:07 Apr 23, 2011
Can you bring it back in my user-space or something(I forgot the uncyclopedia words). yep. just bring it back. thanks. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:44, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:04, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:21, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Because it is so new

Because it is so new, I can afford to give them out like halloween candy, today and today only. Because of your gracious feedback, which I crave more than life itself, I am awarding you your very own Goldgluden--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:39, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Goldgluden Kevillips has awarded you a Goldgluden!
Now buy youself something pretty.
Oh my God. It's such a beautiful award. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 19:42, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
But it does suck --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:11, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Your Sig

You are one mother-fucking-legendary user. That said, your sig. is so big fucking cuntishness. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:43, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, it's too tall. Please fix that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:44, 29 April 2011
Now? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:33, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
That one's too tall, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:43, 29 April 2011
If I make Miro Mimo a sig that isn't tall, can someone nom one of my articles to VFD VFH? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:09, 30 April 2011
No cause I can make a small sig for my self too. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 10:07, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
I made you a new sig: Mimo&Maxus (Talk) --Chupa chups(talk) 19:36, 1 May 2011

Hi there!

How are you? I haven't seen you in a while. Did you get in trouble for not doing your homework again? Anyway, I wanted to tell you I have an article on VFH right now, and I was thinking if you get the time you could maybe go give it a read through. Then, if, and only if you really like it you could maybe vote for it. Anyway, hope to see you back soon! And thank you! --Tophat headless 05:57, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 5 May 2011

Hi!

Hi Memo, I believe I haven't dropped to say hi since I came here, and I see that your sig is all over the place. I was just wondering if you were angry at me for voting down the Social Networker thing because in your vot on my article on VHF, you said "Nope" like I did on yours. I hope that didn't upset you, I'm having fun here and I don't want to piss anybody off. Or maybe I am just paranoid. Anyways, nice to meet you! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:25, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

When did you vote against mine? Anyway, that's not the reason I voted against. I just didn't like it. I wish you good luck with it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:14, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Mimo would never vote against a page from spite or malice. He is a shining citizen of the realm, always ready to do honour to his wiki. And what you have to do is give him money. Gold, diamonds, any kind of money!!!!! Then he'll vote for your page. So will I. Money is the master's coin in these parts, and once you begin paying for your votes you will get more features. Credit cards should work very well, too. Aye. Aleister 11:21 6-5-'11
Exactly! Now, where's my money? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:34, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
LOL Do you have a paypal? I have a penny or two I could spare maybe even a dime! Sorry for that, I'm just used to ED where there was no voting. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:46, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Where is Maxus

I've known you for a pretty long time, Mimo, but I wonder. Just who is the Maxus we all have heard about? Is it some friend? Is it your gay partner in crime? Who is the 'Max' of your name? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:11, 9 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:44, 12 May 2011

Jus' wanna say

You come up with some of the best pictures on the site. Nice bear on your user page! Are you working on any articles now, anything all of us should be looking at and staring at in the wonder of it all. I'd really like to see your homework page get featured sometime, that's a very nicely done article imnho. Oh look, a dog! I must run after it..........Aleister 16:49 12-5-'11

The bear is the original Mimo. Maxus is Mimo's best friend. Maxus is a pillow. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:07, 14 May 2011
I just read you're 13 years old! I can't wait to see one of your articles. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:42, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Where'd you read that? He's 24. That's right, 24. Old enough to join the services of his country ten times over, old enough to be launched to the moon, and old enough to enjoy the company of other people being launched to the moon. Aleister 18:58 14-5-'11
Aleister I forgot how to write articles! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:00, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Like Ray Bradbury said, you just start typing without knowing what's coming next. Like jumping off a cliff. That's one way to do it, and gets ya to some good places sometimes. If you are just dry of writing, then it's time to go out and play! Al 19:03 that day
p.s. and maybe give Matt a link to your ate-my-homework page!
LOL, I just read your articles, I finished with the homework thing, that was hilarious! Did you shop some of the pics yourself? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:10, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Some of them... I think. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:13, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
He won photochopper of the month when he was 12 (ah, I mean, 24). Aleister 19:11 14-5-'11
And don't forget the Noob thing. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:13, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
NooB of the month too! Al 19:15
  • cries* Such talent! *sob* Seriously, I can't even chop potatoes! I'll help you with ideas like I do with Lollipop when something good spawns in my neurons. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:32, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

You helped develop the anti-death drug!

Liquid medicine

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Tophat headless 16:17, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

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Sorry for my bad grammar. Thanks that you fixed that. Sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 14:28, 19 May, 2011 (UTC)

APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED kidding.. I have made more grammar mistakes than you think. I'm sure I did one right now. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:34, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
You did. Well done. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 14:42, 19 May, 2011 (UTC)

My apologies

I do intend to return and make with the articles again, but the last month has been a motley of theatre projects and vagina drama, so I've been a little busy. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 07:15, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

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