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I have an archive.Yay!

Thanks M&m

I saw you voted for my UnNews article for featured. For some reason yours and Sid's votes only updated the For count, but your actual votes didn't register. Mind going back and voting again? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:36, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

You mean my vote wasn't saved? Anyway I voted again. --~ Myg Myg2 08:39, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 13 January 2011


M&M, thank you for voting for Todd Palin a few minutes ago. You didn't read it all, but did you scan the links?? I've got four hidden pics in there, and want to go for five. And your car pic is still there, differently captioned, thanks for the contribution. A side story. A holy man came up to me one day and told me the secrets of life. He then told me to walk on, which I did. When I looked back he was picking up a coin I had dropped on the street and hightailing it outta there, the son of a bitch! Not a true story. But one I just thought of before coming here. Thanks again! Aleister 18:33 13 1 '11 you want any of my paintings? --~ Myg Myg2 18:43, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Any of your paintings? Ah, OK, I'll trade a poem for one. Where are they, and what are they made of? Chocolate, I hope. Aleister 19:13 13 1 '11

You're a meanie poopie head!

You said you'd give me a cookie if I helped you with Souvlaki, which I did. AND I NEVER GOT MY COOKIE!!!!!!!! Stupid meanie head... --Tophat headless 21:16, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
There, although mine were all stolen by Aliester and Lyrithya i still got this one so take it and shut up!
My cookie is better. --~ Myg Myg2 13:49, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
The one you didn't give? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 13:53, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Look at the bottom of Magic man's talk page. --~ Myg Myg2 13:58, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Ya, he did give me a cookie. --Tophat headless 21:41, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
AND a gum. --~ Myg Myg2 21:42, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Meanie poopie head... --Tophat headless 21:46, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Why so angry? You got a cookie AND a gum for free. What else could a man want? --~ Myg Myg2 21:48, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Um... Used gum! Hello!! That's gross! --Tophat headless 21:49, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Really? I eat used gums without any problem. What's so bad with that? --~ Myg Myg2 21:51, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Gah! GERMS!!!!! --Tophat headless 21:55, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Germs? You mean those little cute things we can't see? --~ Myg Myg2 21:56, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
But how do you know they're cute if you can't see them? --Tophat headless 22:00, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Oh c'mon. You ruined everything. --~ Myg Myg2 22:01, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
No you did. By not having a witty retort. --Tophat headless 22:03, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Wait wait wait hold up. Go back a bit. He said "gums". That means he eat human gums not pieces of gum... CANNIBAL. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:11, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
What a meanie poopie head... --Tophat headless 03:04, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
Make that a cannibalistic meanie poopie head. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:34, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
Exactly! --Tophat headless 16:31, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
Whatever. --~ Myg Myg2 17:05, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your paintings

They're great. So have a ninjastar!

--Tophat headless 01:53, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Actually speaking of that, you have some "family portraits" with all you, even the puppy... but where is your pet monkey!
You better get drawing or ill throw my sh*t at you. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:32, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, I'll leave a painting of you on your talk page. Happy? --Tophat headless 13:55, January 17, 2011 (UTC)


Ya know, people used to spam these messages all over the place. How times can change. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:50, 17 January 2011

Any more pictures

The Gallery dosen't wait all day. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:33, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

This is not an article

Hey groove, thanks for the tiny but very wise edit. Was a snappy idea. Don't hesitate to make more small and wise edits, and/or snappy ideas, or to piss all over the article however you like. :) --Shabidoo 15:09, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Nice article but I'm lazy

I read your article HowTo:Care for a Goldfish. It was good and not bad. I can't review it because I'm lazy and couldn't give you any criticism. Also I think that Magic Admiral fella wants to review it. Can't be stepping on peoples toes, especially high-ranking officers (who are magic), reviewing articles all willy-nilly. Feelings could get hurt. No. I'm just lazy. That's the reason. --Omnifluff 16:07, January 19, 2011 (UTC)


Congrats from a former Noob of the Month in, hmm, I think about 1909. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:25, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 20 January 2011

Supernoob replying to the question of Greekness and the name Romaioktonos

Hehe, no I am not Greek, but I am an avid student of Greek history and Ancient Greek society (henceforth all the Greek references in my articles, although my lack of experience yields low quality as of this point, although my newest Europa Barbarorum article I think may be better). The name Romaioktonos is indeed of Greek origin, meaning "Roman slayer". The concept of Romaioktonos (pl. Romaioktonoi) rises from the Europa Barbarorum community, which has a fringe group called the Romaioktonoi that is noted by Rome-hating, although not necessarily Philhellenism (although most are, some like Karchedon/Carthage, Parthia, etc.) --Romaioktonos 02:54, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

-And I just noticed your Greek spelling fix. Thanks :P (would you mind teaching me all the Polytonic accent adding?). Romaioktonos 17:40, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Polytonic? What's that? A word with two tones? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:47, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
I use the Polytonic keyboard for accents such as the circumflex (that I gotta repick as I skipped over those in my self-inducedintroduction to Greek) example being ὧ Romaioktonos 18:07, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Wait... you don't use the polytonic keyboard to add your accents? I only know the rough breath mark on the regular Keyboard... Romaioktonos 18:10, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Polytonic? No. I use the english-greek keyboard. I still can't understand what polytonic is... is circumflex a polytonic something?... --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:14, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe not... v(^_~)v Romaioktonos 18:28, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Your sig

I don't know if you know this but... When You hit the sig button it puts this: -- before your sig. And seeing as you already have the ~ before your sig you might want to delete those dashes every time you hit the sig button, or take the tilde from your sig. Anyway, the way it looks now is like this: --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus Just saying, it's ugly. --Tophat headless 18:06, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

What about this? ~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:08, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, like that. --Tophat headless 18:12, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

Velcum the Uncyclops

Why you no use our welcome template?

Hello, {{subst:BASEPAGENAME}}, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your [[Special:Contributions/{{subst:BASEPAGENAME}}|contributions]]. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links.

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please remember to sign your name on talk pages or Forums, using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

Again, welcome! 

User:Bevanz/sig 19:01 25-Jan-11 You're right. I forgot about it. Sorry. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:03, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

Gasp2 How could you? /cry User:Bevanz/sig 19:07 25-Jan-11

Hey! Wait a minute! You don't use it either! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:08, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

I thought I just did User:Bevanz/sig 19:08 25-Jan-11

That doesn't count as a welcome. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:09, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
But when didn't I? User:Bevanz/sig 19:11 25-Jan-11
When didn't you what? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:12, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
I did it on User_talk:Stefan382, User_talk:RAVERWORM, and User_talk:Scabada User:Bevanz/sig 19:13 25-Jan-11
Yeah and you did it wrong. Go there and look what you made. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:18, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, so a couple of them I messed up on subst'ing them, but still User:Bevanz/sig 19:19 25-Jan-11
A couple? They are more than the half. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:20, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

lol, more than half of the three

You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

User:Bevanz/sig 19:22 25-Jan-11

I have two cows? Great! I'm going to sell those poor animals to the butcher and make money. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:23, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
lol, it's part of a political science joke from this other site I was reading... [1] User:Bevanz/sig 19:25 25-Jan-11
Hey! The joke doesn't tell anything about the greeks! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:27, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, you're right... hmmm, what would you have it say? User:Bevanz/sig 19:29 25-Jan-11
It would go like this
You have two cows
You sell one and buy a lamb
You throw the other one at the pollice officers.
MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:34, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Chinese Corporation
You have two cows
You pay ten people a nickel a day to milk each cow for 16 hours without breaks
You adjust the value of your currency to get maximum profit from selling the milk to Americans
Am I doing it right?User:Bevanz/sig 19:40 25-Jan-11
Yep. C'mon. Make another one about the greeks. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:43, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
You have two cows
You avoid paying taxes on them
The government goes bankrupt
Germany buys your cows
User:Bevanz/sig 20:17 25-Jan-11
I made one for uncyclopedians:
You have two cows
You you bring one on a sojorn
The other one gets detained by the admins
Then you make up an Oscar Wilde quote about the whole mess
--Tophat headless 21:25, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Haha, that's perfect. User:Bevanz/sig 21:36 25-Jan-11
Thank you! Thank you! *Bows* --Tophat headless 03:39, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:44, 27 January 2011


I was going to come compliment you on the beautiful picture of the river, and then I see your beautiful ocean gif. I'm jealous now, and kicking dirt around. Very nice work, those pics and the entire article. Aleister 14:05 28-1-'11

Thank you. I just put a dolphin image. Is it better now? Do you think I'll be going well in PLS? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:09, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
You is very welcome. I'll look at the page, but can't comment on better or worse. The contest rules allow no help, not even opinions on "better now", at least that's how I understand them. Your Uncyclopedia Noob page is very good, and thanks for the mention in there, and yes, I will be asking for payment (haven't thought of that until I read your article, but my agent is contacting your people even as I type.). Enjoy,,,,,!!!! Aleister 14:15 28-1-'11
Yeah, well... about the payment... my agent, Lyrithya will arrange it... what's yur opinion about my new image... you know, the one with the dolphins. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:19, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Unquotable:Quotes in AAAAA!

The reason I don't want the "AAAAA on finding a penny on the street" in the article is that it kills part of the joke. Think about it, "AAAAA! on Uncyclopedia", then "AAAAA! on doing something he thought was funny", then "AAAAA! on getting banned", and last "AAAAA! on dying old and alone...". Get it? It's as if AAAAA! is an uncyclopedia vandal. So finding a penny on the street makes no sense for the article. Anyway, hope I didn't make you angry. Thanks. --Tophat headless 20:19, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Oh... --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 08:14, January 29, 2011 (UTC)


Sorry... --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:37, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...


--Tophat headless 23:38, January 29, 2011 (UTC)


--     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:39, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

home work articles

Your entry for the poo lit is really funny, the picture with the dolphins and the homework is great. did you make that yourself, its one of the best images ive seen on uncyclopedia. Anyways, I hope you place! --Shabidoo 15:25, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! You really like the image? You can vote for it at VFP and your vote is needed. I saw your ozon article too. I didn't read it because I wouldn't understand what you're saying(I'm from Greece and it's hard for me to understand englsih). I think your article is going to be one of the three best in this categoy of PLS. Anyway, thanks again and good luck. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:29, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Hahahaha, im actualy european too and I asked a belgian and spanish friend to read it to see if they could understand it and the belgian said she could, though being technical it was super challenging and the spaniard had no clue!!! Where is the VFP??? Ill vote for it RIGHT NOW, im serious its REALLY great! --Shabidoo 15:39, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
here Vote like you do at VFH. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:43, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Dolphs.jpg <==== There. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:49, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
I voted for it, but all the comments winge about the upper lip of the dolphin. If I had a copy of photoshop Id try to touch it up but I dont. Why dont you work on the lip if you can. P.s. read your noob article, it has some pretty funny moments too. --Shabidoo 20:46, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome message

I think you have a problem there, there is a section when you say "for more help look here..." but there are no links present. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:30, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ooops. I'll try to fix it but the people I have already welcomed won't go somewhere for more help. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:33, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Wait.There's no problem now. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:38, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, I see what happened. I missed the "show" buttons. You might want to drop them or point them out to the noobs. If I missed it, there's a good chance a noob will as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:47, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Didn't think of that... I added those, thinking it'd save space or look cool or whatever, but you bring up a good point. Maybe they should go, although it might present another learning experience for the noobs if they learn about the [Show] buttons, too. User:Bevanz/sig 23:03 1-Feb-11

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011


Για τσέκαρε λίγο τον πρόλογο Souvlaki γιατί το χιούμορ μου είναι από τον ΑΨ98P πλανήτη της Ανδρομέδας. (μην παιδεύομαι τσάμπα) Papas 21:28, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

OMG. Το πρότυπο με τον Τσακ εσύ το έκανες? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:57, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

ναι, μαλακία είναι? PriestAnnoy me here 14:19, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

ΤΑ ΣΠΑΕΙ! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:35, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Έκανα μερικές αλλαγές και τελείωσα γιατί πρέπει να δουλέψω και λίγο. Πήγαινε δες εάν είναι εντάξει και βάλε και κανένα link. Αν δεν σου αρέσει ο Τσακ βγάλτον. Καλό απόγευμα. PriestAnnoy me here 15:33, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

ΧΑ! Μπορώ να μιλήσω ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟ ΠΟΛΥ! --Tophat headless 22:59, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

µr 9r347 (now with internal monologue!)

You are a funny bastard. And endearing in a Corky kinda way.

Is that funny? Does he get that reference, Omni?

I jest. About the Corky thing. Not the funny thing. You are Funny. :)

Really. An emoticon. What are you like fucking twelve?

So umm..?..???

Why, Omni? Why can't you just pay a fucking compliment to someone, then shut the fuck up? Just a little reassuring pat on the back. You always do this!

Well talk to you later.

Oh, that was a great line. "talk to you later." You ruin everything! You aren't talking you stupid-where's the backspace button-fuck I accidently hit sa-


Er... ever heard of "doctors"? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:12, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:26, 10 February 2011

Happy Birthday!!!

Christmas lights
Christmas lights
Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Mimo&maxus
Happy Birthday to you.

Yay! Lots of cake and crunchy things in wrappers. Aleister 13:30 11-2-'11

Don't even think about any treat. But thanks. Yay! Thanks! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:34, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
And now, in greek!
Χρόνια πολλά σε εσάς,
Χρόνια πολλά σε εσάς,
Χρόνια πολλά σε Mimo & maxus
Χρόνια πολλά σε εσάς.
Και πολλά άλλα! --Tophat headless 17:25, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Look at your talk page. Didn't I just say your greek sucks? What are you trying to do? Make my ears bleed?
P.S. My birthday were yesterday. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:30, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. Bloody ears turn me on. --Tophat headless 17:45, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
I prefer bloody noses. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:47, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I find blood in general to be sexy. --Tophat headless 17:48, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Ever tried drinking blod and tequila mixed together? -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:52, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
Every night. --Tophat headless 17:57, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
And now in Canadian!
Haэppy Birthday to you, eh?
Haэppy birthday to you, eh?
Haэppy birthday to Mimo and Maxus, eh?
Haэppy birthday to you, eh?

--     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:16, February 13, 2011 (UTC)


For the edit of Frederick The Great- Trivia. Not sure what you did but it looks better now.

Lost ESheep 17:19, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

The only thing I did was to put your sig out of the page. Nothing really changed. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 17:23, February 12, 2011 (UTC)


Hey mimo, are you going to replace the dolphin image with the one I touched up? file:dolpha.jpg its up to you.--Shabidoo 01:06, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm...I'm sorry but your image hasn't got anything different from my image except the paper which is not a plus. But thanks for trying. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 20:18, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
What are you talking about? I fixed the upper lip?!?!?! --Shabidoo 20:22, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
...looks the same to me. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 20:24, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Well ... as you like. It was a lovely waste of half an hour. Good luck with your articles and stuff. --Shabidoo 20:41, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Oh I see, your angry now huh? Alright then mr.Angry man! -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 20:42, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
No, Im not angry.Just disapointed after helping you with your article and trying to get your picture voted for and you shake that additude. Its fine, but I wont put any more effort into it if thats your additude :) --Shabidoo 20:45, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Okay you can replace it. Whatever. You make me look bad. If that's what you want, you can replace it. Whatever. -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 20:47, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
No its really really okay. Have fun. Uncyclopedia is fun. Good luck! :) --Shabidoo 20:51, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Oh God! Would you both just shut up?!? Mimo, stop being a dick. And Shabidoo, stop being a dick too! NO MORE DICKS FOR ANYONE!! --Tophat headless 23:13, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
But thats really prejudice against homosexuals here, who might want dicks! Its also insensitive to any nymphomaniac women, guys who dream of penis enlargements. And also, Im write and Mimos wrong and he should be punished! --Shabidoo 23:41, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
You see that right there? THAT'S WHAT WE CALL BEING A DICK!! --Tophat headless 00:38, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, the difference between being a dick and no dicks for noone!!! ;) Okay, fine, no "hard" feelings then mimo! I was wrong and you were right. But you now magic man, im going to sabotage everything you do and vote against everything you write. ;) --Shabidoo 00:54, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Heh heh heh... hard feelings...
That doesn't mean you were wrong Shabidoo, I just wanted you two to stop being dicks. --Tophat headless 00:59, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Too late magic man. Still going to sabotage everything you write! :) In anycase, we werent being dicks, call it mediteranean banter. Magicman... interested in colaborating on an article!? --Shabidoo 01:01, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Lots of dicks in this section. Everybody, stop being one or some admin will wander by and wipe the floor with you. Your dicks I mean. Wipe the floor with your dicks. Aleister 1:18 15-2-'11
Is there anything on uncyclopedia that isnt inspired by penises or dicks!? --Shabidoo 01:40, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Actually... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:26, 15 February 2011
Shabidoo, I'd love to collaborate on something. I'm actually writing something now. I can put it in my userspace and give you the link to see how you like it. And if you do we could start collaborating. Unless you already had something in mind... And by the way, I'm not inspired by penises or dicks. I'm inspired by vagina's and asses. --Tophat headless 03:25, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Olé. This must be the more lucky thing ive seen in this day! --Shabidoo 03:32, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
You can put the link on my user page ;) I wonder what Zombie Baron is inspired by, seeing that Zombies are asexual --Shabidoo 03:34, February 15, 2011 (UTC)


Hello. I tweeked and edited Heaven a bit more, hope you like it. Let me know. Thanks for letting me play on your page. Aleister 1:19 15-2-'11


How divine hast thy signature become Mimonarusa! Given that thou hast decided to rip-off our fair maiden Lyrithya's signature, I have only one conclusion to make


And here's my customary gift to all girls on this site!

Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude....

But tonight I'm HUGGING YOU!

Scofield has deemed you worthy of a hug for the above reason Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

MARRY ME, Mimonarusa! --Scofield 16:21, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hey I'm not a girl! At least I don't remember being a girl recently. Anyways if you still want to marry me I say YES!(we can be married until next Monday) -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 16:26, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Your VFH nom

Hello. I did very quick research on it because the page sounded like it had too many good one-liners for a one-time IP to put up, and quickly found it as early as 2001 with many other copies in the next few years. So this was something just copied onto the site, and what usually happens to these is they get quickly VFD'ed and tossed overboard. It was extremely funny though. And thanks for the necklace vote, that is very appreci-a-ted!! Aleister 19:55 15-2-'11

you keep making me angrier and angrier -- ~ Pointy Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 19:57, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
? You should be as happy as a lark. And like I said, that page made my laugh way too much, which is why I had suspicions that it came from a one-visit IP. And your heaven page reads really good, I like what you did to it. Yay! And did you see Maniac McPee wanted to change his name??? Aleister 20:09 15-2-'11

My neck hurts.

Also, your sig is too big. Please, 12px maximum... that applies to font size as well, including <big> tags. Also, please don't use my daji... it's my precious.

And just because it took me this long to get around to noticing doesn't mean you should disregard, if you've that idea about you. And did I mention my neck hurts? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:05, 16 February 2011

I agree with daji because a symbol can become a unique signature. Almost nobody has used Mordillo's spinning star thing, although one guy came close and got jumped on by a few people, and one guy tried to steal Puppy's name once and got jumped on, so it is kind of serious. People like their symbols. It's all part of the learning thing, and now you can get even angrier at me if you want. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Aleister 3:14 16-2-'11

Thankee, Goode Sir/Ma'am

A message to everyone


あなたが本当にそう思う? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:49, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
私はありません。--Tophat headless 20:38, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
私はたわごとを与えることはありません。--~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:41, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
それはいいね... --Tophat headless 20:43, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
あなたの日本語は、ギリシャ語よりも悪いです。 --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:41, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:16, 17 February 2011

Clinked half-full glasses to you

I thank you for your half-vote, although RPM is now banging on my door and shouting something about vote-stealing. I think that's who it is, anyway, it might be my neighbour having one of his 'funny turns.'--Holy shit it's Neopowell 16:18, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

You know, you remind me of Aleister. Are you Aleister's sockpuppet? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:33, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
No. We gave it a try, but his wrists were too wide and I'm not willing to carry out the required stretching exercises.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 16:43, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
When I was at your age I thought Aleister was a woman... good old times. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:44, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Perhaps he/she is, we did attempt Operation: Sockpuppet in the dark.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 16:48, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hey! Now you guys are tied! --Tophat headless 16:50, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
I just said that at his talk page. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:52, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... I never looked. --Tophat headless 16:59, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
It's all very exciting...I hope the prize is cider.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 17:12, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
The prize is just two used condoms and some stinky nachos. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:24, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
...Used by who?--Holy shit it's Neopowell 17:59, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Me...Aleister, SPIKE, Chief, Magic Man... actually by every male uncyclopedian. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:06, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Only two condoms? Didn't the last people in line feel a bit...icky? I know I did> would.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 18:59, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
We use them only once every month. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:16, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Ahh, time for them to dry out, it all makes sense now.--Holy shit it's Neonazi powell! 19:58, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

I've been neopowell's sockpuppet all along. And I am a woman, a senior in high school named Missy Lou, who dances on the weekends down at Slim Jim's Lounge. By the way, both of us have edited that heven article a little, but neo may not have read the pee review (on the talk page), and you, M&M, should be doing the heavy editing from the pee review, yes? And thanks for the condem, all my boyfriends use the same one too! We call ours Kenny. Aleister 12:37 19-2-'11

You're a woman! I knew it! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:39, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
Thses last two comments aren't showing up on my screen, yet you answered mine. Do they show up on your screen? Aleister
yep. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:54, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
Liar. I still don't see these last comments. I'd better go put a comment on another talk page to see if it shows up for me, maybe my talk screen chip has turned into butter. Still think you're lying though. Missy Lou, catch me at Slim Jim's, I go on at 10:15 tonight 12:01 19-2-'11
I did not read the pee review, I hereby hang my head in shame. I have now read it and will make MOAR EDITS based on its advice when I've grown tired making jokes about the homeless and inventing imaginary battles for them to fight. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 15:55, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Have any ideas?

I want to make a funny topic and get it featured. Any ideas? It could be a HowTo or a Why? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:51, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know. I just made an article named HowTo:Get into Heaven. You can make one like this, named HowTo:Get into Hell. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:06, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
I just made one called HowTo:Get Expelled from School. How is it? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:34, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
Pretty good. I promise I'll work on it too. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:35, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'm adding some pictures now. And i'll make a HowTo:Get into Hell now. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 16:42, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Getting into Heaven

I have made some alterations to the article's introduction, have a goosie and see what you think so far.--Neonazi powell 20:06, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

i saw it. What did you do with your sig right now? Don't change it, it destroys the whole thing. Your edit was brilliant. Edit more, more MORE! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:09, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
I re-added the 'Holy Shit It's...' bit, it seems to be working ok now. No problem doing more edits but they'll be bit-by-bit as I'm also doing a new article and I intend to go to the pub at some point. Mmm, cider...--Holy shit it's Neonazi powell! 20:13, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

And now for something completely different!

My new article: The article where paragraph 1 is the work of a five year old girl, paragraph 2 is the work of a crotchety old man, and paragraph 3 resulted from a collaboration by a epileptic goat, a squid with Alzheimer's, and an emo kid - is it any good? - Another n00b 23:38, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

err...well...yeah, it's pretty.. good.. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 09:08, February 19, 2011 (UTC)


I have done some MOAR EDITS on the Heaven article, please read the MOAR EDITS and let me know what you think of them. If you like them I'll do even MOAR EDITS just as soon as I can think of some funny ideas. I have a hangover at the moment which is making hilarity hard to come by.--Neonazi powell 12:00, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

I also reverted my sig back to your original version after the amount of technical trouble my attempts at changing it have caused. I suck. Holy shit it's --Neonazi powell 12:34, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
At least you know it now. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:36, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
Haven't forgotten the article, but I have important, non-parody related work to be doing over the nexy couple of days. Your help with the Hobo Army article was appreciated, by the way. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 16:39, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Mimo

Would you like a grape lollipop? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:14, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

I haven't got something better to do, so... yeah. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:50, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

(Note:There used to be a grape lollipop here, but it got removed because Mimo is allergic. If you want a grape lolly, ask me on my talkpage.)

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:06, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Grape? LOLLIPOP?!?!? I didn't agree about getting any grape lollipo! I'm alergic to grape lollipops. Take that thing away from me. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:07, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
I asked you if you'd like a grape lollipop... I took the grape lollipop away. I'll give you strawberry instead.

(Note:Mimo is awfully fussy today. He didn't want strawberry either...)

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:17, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S THE ONE YOU WANTED TO GIVE TO ALEISTER! What am I? A crap-eater? No! I want another one. A greek lollipop. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:20, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
They all look the same. But it's a different one, I assure you. But since you asked, i'll give you a Greek lollipop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:22, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:33, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Nice greek lollipop. Don't know about you, but I think your heaven page is in pretty good shape right now. It may pass VFH, and if so, will gain you much in ways of peer respect among the people you know and that girl you like, the one with the long blond hair tied up behind her head. Nice page. Aleister 14:IH 22-2-'11
Wanna... nominate it? Please? No? It's okay. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:18, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
It may be nominated, but if it is, someone misspelled it by not capitalizing heaven. And whomever nominated it only noticed afterwards that another recent page nominated is a how to get into hell page, so they kind of play off each other. Good timing or bad timing, I don't know. Nice work! Aleister 14:34 22-2-'11
I said wanna vomit on it. But I'll vote. Thanks. You're the best. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:39, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
I'm making two HowTos: HowTo:Hold in your shit for a long period of time and HowTo:Get a lot of views on YouTube. Enjoy. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:39, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
I'm considering a HowTo:Escape from Hell page, or have we had enough of this afterlife-as-a-revolving-door thing now? --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 19:25, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
I voted for the article because Mimo threatened to beat me around the legs and stomach with sticks. *sob* --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 11:45, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo? Where are you?

I haven't seen Mimo around here for a while. 2 days I believe. That's not him to disappear like that. Hope he's okay. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:37, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

I am here but when I was in you were out. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:07, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. *phew* Did you enjoy the greek lollipop? Now you can order lollipops here! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:16, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:43, 24 February 2011


Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 09:59, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Are you going to play in the Happy Monkey? Even if you have a time difference we all still get 24 hours. I hope your page does well, and thanks very much for the vote on The Old Man and LV page, that was a joy to work and focus on. Happy monkey! Aleister 14:24 25-2-'11
I don't know what this Happy Monkey thing is. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:32, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
A happy monkey is what happens when a porpoise goes into its cocoon, emerging as a porcupine which, shocked at the quills on its back, turns into a goose, and only later, when it is about 5 years old, does it take the form of a happy monkey. Aleister 14:36 25-2-'11
O_O Seriously, what is it? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:38, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Aleister left out a lot of really disgusting parts in that whole process. He makes it seem really fun but to get to be a happy monkey you actually have to go through a great deal of suffering. Or do happy monkeys suffer? I dont remember where the dark part goes. I actually kept you in Mind mimo when I chose the time. It will be 23.00 where I live, so I thought you could still have a chance to think about it at 00.00. --ShabiDOO 15:33, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
There will be a giant monkey. You will go inside the giant monkey. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:26, 25 February 2011
LOL Lyrithya. I was giving a class while reading this, had to keep myself from laughing out loud!!! --ShabiDOO 21:28, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry. Had you been elsewhere, it doubtfully would have been so funny. That it is inappropriate... well, that tends to make such things more laughable. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:52, 25 February 2011


To you, Zombiebaron, and Hyperbole: Thank you too for thinking of me on the temp. admin page. One of the reasons why I wouldn't want it is I'm lousy at code, and figure that admins play with charts and code books and trapdoors that I couldn't even knock on. So best left to the guys who can work the machinery. Plus I would feature things like a week ahead of time, and not ban people that should be banned (I like the 92 vandal, and would end up giving him all the good codes and keys in exchange for a ringside seat), and be hesitant to huff pages. But thanks though. And what does a mouse catcher do? Aleister 14:00 27-2-'11

You can always vote for me. I know I won't ever be an admin but I want a vote. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:26, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
I used my three votes. And why say "won't ever", who knows? When you are an admin please give me all the codes and keys so I can give them to the 92 vandal. Thanks. Aleister 14:28 27-2-'11
But... aren't you the 92 vandal? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:30, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Only sometimes, when he's on vacation. Aleister somewhere in time
Okay. Am I an admin in your something book? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:33, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
No, but a good poopsmith though, although I'm not exactly sure what that is. Aleister 14:58 27-2-'11
I will be the best if it's about poop. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:53, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

By counting my votes at the forum I discovered I did have one more vote, and used it on Puppy in hopes that others would vote for him too. He'd be a very good temp. admin. Congrats on the Potatochopper award, it looks nice floating on your user page. Aleister 5:00 1-3-'11

No, it doesn;t. You're lying. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:39, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage



IT CERTAINLY IS, GOY. THANKS. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:52, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

ANYTIME, JEW. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:04, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

super happy competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:06, 3 March 2011


Hey! Howzit? Thanks for the welcome! --BobNewbie 15:31, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Anytime, noob. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:33, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Er... If I were you I'd be careful what you say to new users. That sounded mean. Even if you didn't mean it that way, that's how it sounded. He might take it to heart, and leave. Just saying... --Tophat headless 16:38, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
He is not new. I know how to treat to new users mr.Perfect! He is a famous user at the superhero wiki or something. Mr.awesome! He is used to wikies. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:42, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hey hey hey! No need to get defensive. If he's used to Wikia, then fine. I just didn't want to lose a new user over a well meaning comment. --Tophat headless 16:45, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, no offence taken. Also, I am well known on may wiki's because I'm prolific, and yes I do work at Superpower Wiki. Anyway, just need some help getting to know everybody and those things, but I'm not a total noob. So...yeah, I take that fine. B0B ShitfaceNewbie 18:10, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
I will tell you everything about Uncyclopedia but can I call you "noob"? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:13, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Sure. --B0B ShitfaceNewbie 18:15, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

How could you like that?

The article School Vandalism fails UN:HTBFANJS, Does not parody anything in plain site apart from possibly Manchester United fans and is Very badly formatted. In fact, this is QVFD material as it is just horrid, unappealing to practically everyone and breaks almost every Guideline, Manual and Policy of this website. - 16:51, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, it's too old to be QVFD material, and deleting it without a discussion at VFD would break certain Guidelines, Manuals and Policies of this website. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:52, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

I can't put it on VFD, as it has been semi-protected for reasons regarding the common belief that IPs are Vandals. - 16:57, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you're correct; 90% of IPs are indeed idiotic vandals, and those 10% who are not often do not understand our procedures and policies well enough to participate on VFD.
But you seem articulate enough. If you'd like to create an account, we'd love to have you. You'll still have to play around with other things for a week or so before you can use VFD. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:00, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
School vandalism parodies the most of the edits by vandals because this is who the contest of the page would look after it was being vandalised by someone. Also this is why there is this green box on the upper place of your screen. It is what people see when they are trying to undo the edits of vandals. I can't speak english and you may not understand the joke. Ask some other users, maybe the one who wrote this. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:02, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
And no, it's not a common belief that IPs are vandals (have you ever read Kitten Huffing? That was written by an IP, and it was featured). We've just had a lot of vandalism by IPs on that page. And while we're on the subject, why don't you make an account? --Tophat headless 17:04, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

If i wanted to read an article which shown an image of Al Johnson with a caption saying "This mAN raepd yuor FUC Knig daugHter", I would read ED. - 17:13, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Christ on a bike, why do you care so much??? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz, I don't disagree with you that that page is bad. But... yeah, we have probably 10,000 pages that are terrible, unfunny, and probably need to be deleted. Why you chose to fixate on that one is a little bit beyond me. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:18, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
If you really want, I'll nom it for VFD. Just say the word. But I still think you should create an account and do it yourself... --Tophat headless 17:24, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah create an account. Althought you seem to be smart and this is not what uncyclopedians are you can be a member of our something, something. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:26, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah! If you create an account you can be in our something! Wouldn't that be fun? --Tophat headless 17:32, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
This is what I just said, magic man. Stop copying me. You will never be as awesome as I am. Even if you talk and dress like I do. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:35, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Don't have sympathy for, he is in my 10th grade class and he lives down the street to me so we have the same IP, he got my IP blocked on wikipedia for Cyberbullying, vanity and Vandalism. He is the reason I am permanently unable to edit Wikipedia. Fuck him. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Er... I thought every computer had its own IP... --Tophat headless 17:42, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

It's every Postal code area in the UK, for some reason. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Are you sure? --Tophat headless 17:45, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

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