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Hey, I saw your edit to my article, and I was wondering if you'd be willing to help me work on it. Thanks. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 03:06, October 3, 2010 (UTC) Yeah, whatever. No problem.-----Mimo&maxus 07:02, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, the Greek wind, the water lapping

Hello, and good to meet you. Two things, on the Welcome Party, the spacing was intentional to give an impression of time in between the events of the party, not everything happening at once as soon as you walk in the door. Yeeps. And I saw you like toasted baby pages, please have a look at my UnBooks:Fishing For Children for another look at children under the pressure of the modern age. Glad you came here from there (although in cyberspace, no one can hear your scream). Enjoy! Aleister 8:25 3 10

Baby pic

You know, the concept works but the nipple on the hook can hardly be seen if the pic is small, and that's the only way it will fit on the page. Maybe I'll try to put it on the bottom. The article is up for Feature, if you'd like to vote for or again it. How did you decide to come over to Uncy from the Greek uncy, and will all of your fellow greek uncyarians envy you for your jump? I'll take a look at your page there, but I don't speak Greek, except all the words that trace back to the language. Aleister 10:14 3 10

I was really impressed with your articles and i said that it would be a nice idea if i could stay here. And then i got bored with frikipaideia and i decided to stay here. (sorry for my English, I am just a ██████ year old boy)------Mimo&maxus 10:23, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

There, I put your picture at the end of the page and recaptioned it. Your english is fine. Welcome, and enjoy your learning curve and experience here. Maybe you'd better say that you're a 24 year old with the heart of a ██████year old boy, or someone may run you off for being too young for this mentally disfiguring site. Aleister 10:44 3 10

yeah,i should do that. From now on i am a 24 year old man. Thanks for the warning.-------Mimo&maxus 10:48, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

My, how you've grown! Aleister minutes later
Yeah I know. Doctor said I've got the <<Veryfustgrowup>> syndrome. Lucky me-----Mimo&maxus 11:09, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ask and you shall receive.

You asked and here it is, your beautiful dance:


Doesn't it just make you want to give your self a big hug? Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance - Um It's kinda difficult to hug my self. Beautiful dance anyway. I just love all these dances. Especially the ones with nerds dancing like... you know.(cant find the word)--------

Hello Dancing people. Have you had a look at Welcome Party for Noobs for further fun and frolic, and dancing!! And all of this works perfectly into the third holy law of Uncyclopedia. Trip the lights fantastic. Nice work. Aleister 12:12 5 10
p.s. And ah, of course you've seen it, looking at your user page welcome.

--Hello Aleister. How is your day?-------Mimo&maxus 12:17, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

My day is sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere. And yours? Dancing! Aleister 12:25 5 10

-My day is full of homework... I mean homework for 24 year old guys...of course...-----Mimo&maxus 12:27, October 5, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks for bringing in that cool gif on hippies. Needs to be enlarged so the gif moves, and maybe moved down a bit so it fits on the page (we have to take into account varioius screen widths here, people use different sizes to view the pages, and not crowd picures together or one on top another, at least too much). You are doing some goot work on Uncy! Aleister 11:36 9 10

I have a problem. When I edit something I cant put pictures or links. These buttons has dissapired. Help me!!! I also cant put my signature. HELP!!!

No wait, everything's fine now. Few! -----Mimo 11:44, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ghosts in the machine. They play with us sometimes, just because they're bored. Aleister 11:45 9 10

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Can someone lock my page?

This user User:Bullshitremover destroyed my page. I don't want this to happen again. Please. --Mimo 10:14, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. Chief's already got him in a 3 day detention cell, and if he tries again, he'll be shot down. Besides, many people have had something like this happen. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:56, October 23, 2010 (UTC)


Can someone help me with the signature thing? I follow the instructions but when I press save it says Invalid raw signature. Check HTML tags.What am I doing wrong? Please give me an easier guide for signatures? --Mimo 14:15, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ask someone with a funky sig on their talk page someone like: Zana Dark make sure you give anyone you ask a link to your sig page. --Chiefjustice3DS 14:49, October 25, 2010 (UTC)


I don't know how to operate the signature thing on the preferences either. Have never used it although some people have tried to explain it. I see you're voting on VFHighlights, very nice! That's where the cool kids hang out (and on VFD). Have you read, I'll pick two pages at random, ah, let's see, ah, Cemetery of the Absurd, and, closing my eyes and picking one, ah, My Daddy Has Two Yachts (the last item on the page). Now, if you read those pages, and enjoy them, a vote would give them hope in the future. That is the value of VFH, it's fun and, to be serious, puts some really good articles up to share with the public. (a hint on both Cemetery and Yachts, click on the long links!). Thanks. My sig. . .Aleister 00:18 26 10

Consider it done. I have already read Cemetery of the Absurd and I like it. I will take a look at Daddy's Yachts too. I also have my new signature. If you want some help about making your own visit Zana Dark's talk page. Now, enjoy my new signature. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:05, October 26, 2010 (UTC)M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls?
Thanks for the vote on Cemetery (hopefully it may get the votes by Halloween!), and for the future read of My Daddy Has Two Yacht's. And Zana actually was nice enough to make me a sig when I first got here, one I don't often use but is really cool. Here it is, and thanks again. ~ Aleister AIClogo 10:52 26 10

LeBron James

Thanks for the additional photo (which I moved--it was jamming up against the intro photo--and recaptioned). It is customary at this point to flip your vote to Keep so our work won't be in vain. Spıke Ѧ 14:09 27-Oct-10

Nice work you guys. LeBron James will miss his next jump shot after he reads his page (although there is the question of his literacy to consider). I've read the main reason he and his buddies chose Miami is that there is no state income tax in Florida. That's leading with your wallet. Mr. James. Aleister James 23:04 27 10

You may have read that elsewhere, but you certainly read it in UnNews (the story linked to by the graphic on VFD). New York State, at his salary, would have taken $1.5 million a year if he had gone to the Knicks. (They will still get a piece, as I think the states work together and I know they pro-rate income taxes by the number of games actually played in the state.) Spıke Ѧ 23:23 27-Oct-10

Mimo, a second photo with a weird facial expression may be overkill. However, I saw that Wikipedia has a section on "His tattoos" and I want to try to fit this into that. Meanwhile, the syntax is screwed up. The [Image:...] syntax should be on a line by itself, at the start of a paragraph. Spıke Ѧ 12:12 29-Oct-10

Alright, alright. Do what ever you want. Every picture that I have put in Uncy it has been changed so... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:16, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

I gave it its own section. Don't expect any contribution to get out unscathed; this is, after all, a wiki. Spıke Ѧ 12:23 29-Oct-10

Yeah, you're right. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 14:06, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

In fact, it's a risk whenever participating in a rescue from VFD that other rescuers still have their fingers in the pie. Nevertheless, you seem to know your way around searching the File: namespace more than I do, and I appreciate your contributions. Spıke Ѧ 15:22 29-Oct-10

Thanks. :):):) --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:27, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for Cemetery doings!

Whoops, read above. Thanks for the gif on Cemetery! I changed it too, to the obvious hidden lik in the section, where it jumps out. As it was sitting on the page I thought it's flashing distracted from the two things there as well as the footnotes, but that's just a personal thing. Now, when it jumps out, it creates the party! May be purrrrffffect with your placing it there and now it jumping out just right. Nice!!!! Aleister, and Happy Halloween weekend! 14:55 29 10

Thanks and...


---M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:41, October 30, 2010 (UTC) 15:31, October 29, 2010 (UTC)


Congratulations, it looks like you won the Noob of the Month award, or at least you already have a write-up about you on the main page (near the bottom). Yay! Well deserved and well played. Woo woo! Aleister 00:21 1 11

Thanks. My first award in Uncy!!! Now, It's time for me to join the celebrations. Yay, woohoo, super, awesome, Hey hey...oh crap.(gets back to the real world.)---M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:17, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Well done

Noobaward Noob of the Moment October 2010

Sorry it's a bit late! --Chiefjustice3DS 07:20, November 1, 2010 (UTC) Don't worry. It's enough that I took it anyway. ----M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:06, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sincere thanks


WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:28, Nov 1

Voting on VFD

It looks as though, instead of creating a copy of a template and filling it in, you planted your nomination of Captain D in the middle of Hyperbole's nomination of Professor Layton. He has reverted you. Follow the rules and all will be well; the way you type in a vote is not the way it looks after you press Save page because the templates transform your vote. Spıke Ѧ 16:59 1-Nov-10

Alright, I'm sorry. Everyone makes mistakes. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:04, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Don't mind SPIKE, he has a heart of lead but a pen of gold. He's rough around the edges and deep down too. He's a man who will stab you in the back for looking at him sideways, and then stab you in the front as you're falling from the wound. A fine fella, well met! Aleister 17:01 2 11
No, he hates me. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:32, November 17, 2010 (UTC)


For your vote at that BFF thing, which I had never heard of until last week. I won it for some reason, and will cherish it. Thanks again! Aleister 17:03 2 11

Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Everybody Poops (song), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

Concerning VFD

Everytime you nominate a page for VFD, you need to plant the Template:VFD on the page that is under fire. I've saved you on the page you recently nominated, but negligence to place the tag on the page in question may invalidate the vote and result in the page staying on Uncyclopedia for a longer time. It's in the VFD rules. Try to read them. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:03, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

I have make the same mistake again and again... I'm sorry. I know about this rule but I always forget it. I won't nominate anything else because I always screw it up. I will ask other users to do it for me. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:23, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Don't mind SPIKE, he has his stern way about talking to people. He means entirely well, you just have to ignore some of the words. Please don't stop nomming pages for destruction VFD style, you are good at it, in fact maybe you should get right back on the horse and nom one right now. Nom one of SPIKE's (hah ha ha ha hee hee heee), or another one from somewhere. Peaces out. Aleister 11:50 17 11
p.s. And look at the note on top of SPIKE's user page, it explains why he is like he is, aside from childhood trauma.
Yes but he will create childhood trauma to me too. Also, you're right. I won't stop now. And I will try to learn from my mistakes. BEWARE BAD ARTICLES CAUSE M&M IS BACK --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:13, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

VFD formatting

Peace! I didn't say you suck; I just said that you need to follow the rules when nominating on VFD, or at least think twice when you see your nomination starts life with an age of minus 40 hours. I would not have commented at all, except that Wilytank complained; and you can see that I paired my criticism of you with a compliment.

The long line of tildes in the template at the top of the section gets converted to the current date when a nomination gets filed; you must have copied an existing vote box and tweaked the date and time. VFD, as it concerns the deletion of other people's work, is as rules-bound as Uncyclopedia gets; the clock on nominations was just added a couple months ago, following a long debate in the Forum about articles getting deleted before anyone notices that led to the 24-hour minimum before deletion. Your typo gave your nomination a couple extra days, which could have been controversial. At the extreme, Romartus got banned once for sloppiness (perhaps a joke ban; and not by me). Spıke Ѧ 14:35 17-Nov-10

Tony Jaa wants to show you his appreciation

Much thanks for making Tony a feature. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:48, Nov 21

Tony Jaa Rapping00:48

Tony Jaa Rapping


Tony Jaa doesn’t take yes for an answer from this gang.


I see nobody thanked you, including me who thought he had, for the addition of the baby picture on Mike Tyson! It was perfect. It got moved, and the caption changed, but it's the spitting image of what a crazy Mike Tyson would look like as a child. I credit you on its nom page on VFH, although this by no means is an attempt to get your vote (seriously). You were a big help, and the page is better for you contribution. (If Lyrt comes around, don't read this, it is not written to you and private corrsepondence as a sacred right of all wiki users) Enjoyz Aleister 16:35 23 11

Wait a mean Mike's on VFH? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:47, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
He lives there contently biting the ears off of the other VFH entries. Chomp chomp, you can hear him if you listen closely, chomp swallow chomp. Aleister 16:50 23 11
Ok, I voted. I hope he won't bite my ears now. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:56, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 00:59 (UTC)

Tottenham Hotspur on VFD

Please read the whole box--I asked Magic Man to withdraw his nomination, as there was a better version in the history, before the vandals got to it--and he withdrew it (with strikethrough). Spıke Ѧ 00:11 27-Nov-10

So what should I do? Should I take my vote back? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 07:27, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Don't bother; the Chief Justice has now closed it out. Spıke Ѧ 16:59 27-Nov-10

Thank you, love

For your votes, as always. A real pleasure to have support, especially when embarking upon an Important Quest and all that... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:42 (UTC)

Thanks for which one of my votes? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 07:27, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Whichever one(s) I meant, of course... what, you really expect me to keep track of these things? I've got an IQ of about 80 - doesn't that say something about how well I should... wait... I just confused myself. What were we saying? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 07:31 (UTC)
I think we were talking yeah! My votes. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:00, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
They're very... shiny... *passes out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 08:15 (UTC)
My... votes... are shiny?!? Are you okay? Did you take your energy medicine today? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:19, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
I might be slightly... er... words. I dunno. My brain's not working. Dammit, and I was supposed to be banned today... I bet today would have been a nice day if I'd stayed banned... I'm such an idiot. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 08:26 (UTC)
It depends. Banned for how long? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:26, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
The day! *flails* Or my crazy approximation of a day, at any rate... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 08:29 (UTC)
You mean that day? Today? Then you are right. You should be banned for today. Just because yesterday you almost burn my brain you deserve to be banned. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:32, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Erm, that probably wouldn't have happened, had I been banned... I'm sorry. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 16:40 (UTC)
Well, you know what? I don't care about my burnt brain because if you were banned I wouldn't spend two minutes talking to you and you wouldn't know what a slogan is(actually you still don't know). Try to see the bright side of life. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:40, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
Bright side? Er... somehow I managed to get unbanned and terrorise you... yeah... is that bright? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 15:01 (UTC)
WTF? Do you want me to get mad? Fine! --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:35, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
Yay! Sorry. I'll leave you alone, now. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 18:40 (UTC)


And Lyrithya should be banned, for not voting for, as you did, Frighten small children. Thanks! And you haven't gone back and checked my talk page, where I did write the poem you requested, and had fun doing it. Thanks for the request. Now maybe we should try to get L banned and then laugh from the other side of the screen. I know I would! And while Lyrith was banned I'd go and enlarge all the pics on hers pages and laugh some more. Aleister 13:27 29 11

Yeah, that was going to be fun. But I haven't seen Lyrithya for some hours and I have start thinking she has already been banned. Your poem was awesome. How did you know alll these things about my life? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:35, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
Good riddance is she is banned. The gods smile on us this day. Thanks, and Uncy has dossiers on all its users that can be accessed once you are a member of the hall of shame or know the right person, either or. So I'll go enlarge all the pics on her pages. Hah hah hardy haw haw. But then I'd get banned, and not be able to fly south with the other geese. Aleister 13:39 29 11
Hey I've got an idea! Why don't we create some sockpuppets and then go and enlarge Lyrithya's images? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:50, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, right... I'm banned? Sorry, I forgot. I'll stop editing, now. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 15:55 (UTC)
Shit, she is here. Welcome Lyrithya! We were...planning...a party for your comeback!--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:58, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, crap! I'm still editing... I'm sorry. I really suck at this being banned thing... hold your false promises; I'm really going away, now. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 16:05 (UTC) can stay here if you don't have to leave...if Aleister agrees --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:11, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
Agh, sorry. If I can't do this right, I... er... who am I kidding? *wanders off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 16:47 (UTC)
Was there someone here? Maybe you left the window open. I just thought when I was writing comments on that car nom, do you mind me calling you M&M? I've just been typing that naturally, and haven't really given it much thought. Is it okay, or should I stop and flog? Aleister 14:12 30 11
No, It's fine. I am planning a poem for you right now. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:22, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 05:39, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Your signature

Was making all of the pages it was on twitchy and annoying. Something about how you used an expanding signature, but neglected to close the <span> tags.

I took the liberty of closing them.

In the future, though, could you please remember to close these things? Spans are very dangerous when left unchecked. Very dangerous. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 17:20 (UTC)

...Um...(don't forget I'm a noob)..what's a span? And why did you change my signature?--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:52, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
<span> - html tag. You used them in your signature to make the expanding sig effect. They should always be closed with a </span> at the end of whatever you are applying to the effect to. Although if you dunno what the things are, why were you using them?
And I edited your signature because it was breaking every page it was on. Otherwise I probably would not have, since signatures are pretty personal things. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 17:18 (UTC)

Hi there, M&M

I just want to congratulate you on being such a nice and useful user. I notice your English has improved as well. There's also this very minor thing I wanted to tell you about. When you add an article to QVFD, ever noticed how other people put a : in front of the title, inside the link? Well, it's because they're using a special feature that always does that. The reason it does that is because without that :, images and categories wouldn't appear as links but as images and categories. Also, the thing is, this special feature checks if pages have already been added, but it only checks the links with a : at the start. So, that's basically why you best put that : at the start of the link. Also, this special feature I'm talking about should be available in your preferences, though it might not work on all browsers. Just thought you should know. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 5 December 2010

I'm sorry. I put it once and I didn't see any difference so I kept putting the article in QVFD without the :. Anyway thanks for the information. I will try to correct my mistakes. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:53, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

So you want to know how to get credits...

It's pretty simple. Go to the Grue Army bank, and add credits monthly to your account. Your rank determines how many credits you earn. You can use credits to purchase stuff from the official Grue Army store. Since 4 credits equal 1 Yoinxx, and all stuff in the store is 75% off, you just pay the same amount of credits as you would Yoinxx. Be sure to keep track of and update it, as we upper guys won't. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:34, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Wait a minute... First: Can you explain with simpler words how can I get credits and from where and second: What's a Yoinxx and where can I find one. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:28, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

You get credits monthly from the Grue Army fund. Where do they come from? Well nobody knows. As for the Yoinxx, it's the standard currency of Uncyclopedia. 4 credits equal 1 Yoinxx in today's exchange. You can find them anywhere, especially under your couch cushions. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:23, December 8, 2010 (UTC) said I get credits monthly but I have only one credit. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:27, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
I think you're looking at plusses, which can be earned by doing good deeds(QVFDing, Ban Patrolling, etc.) and reporting them here. As I said, the amount of credits you have is located HERE. Read the page to get a better understanding. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:13, December 8, 2010 (UTC)


Hey, not written to you before so hi:) You put Crazy Train up for VFD when it should have gone on QVFD - not a big deal, but archiving VFD is altogether more scary and it is preferable if only stuff that should be there, is there or something along those lines. Only add to VFD if you are sure about it... or you could write an article instead. Hope to see you about:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:06, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Ah...that thing about VFD. I suck on it. Anyway, I haven't archive anything in VFD. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:22, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--Chiefjustice3DS 16:07, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

The greatest mistake in life is to be continuously fearing that you will make one.

Since you asked so nicely, I have indeed done this for the UotM thing, as well. But that award still needs more love this month, though as I am here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:54, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

Merrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy Christmas

A few days early! Thanks for voting for "Never on Sunday", which is resting on the front page right now because of your vote (literally, it needed all 10). Verryyyyyyy (rhymes with merrrrrrryyyyyyy) appreciated. Not much new going on, I'm just gliding around pages and tucking in a few tweeks here and there. Whatsyabeendoin'? And have you joined in hunting the elusive Gomphog? Aleister 12:38 10 12

Hunt of the elusive Gomphog? Where should I apply for that?Did you ask what am I doing?...hmmm...hard question...nothing. I wanted to work on souvlaki but I'm too lazy to do something like this right now. Also MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:49, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:24, 16 December 2010

UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:28, Dec 18

Thank you too!!!!

Thanks very much for your kind votes of "Yes, Yes, a thousand times yes!" on the Fadda Murphy page and the almost full page. I've been watching you play amongst the fields of plenty here, a nice site and I'm glad you're here! Aleister 9:49 19 12

I can't understand. For which one of my votes did you thank me? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 10:04, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
Any and all of them! But specifically on The Threat of Festivus and Uncyclopedia is almost full. Fadda Murphy is the subject of the Festivus page, that's the second of a trilogy (he appeared in Mortal Sin as well), and will be elected Pope when Benedict goes to heaven. I really like the "almost full" page, and it would be nice if it were "featured" while Rupert Murdoch is still here and hasn't gone to hell as yet. Aleister 10:12 19 12

Merry Christmas from Magic man!

You gave me a Christmas template, so I felt obligated to give you one.

Magic man got you a present!
Don't open it till Christmas!

Merry Christmas! --Magic Snow man 18:29, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! I'm the first one who takes this template! WooHoo!! --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 18:40, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Το ξέρετε πως μπορώ να σας βρίζω χωρίς να το καταλαβαίνετε?


thank you. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 15:15, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
I'll help. So where do you need help? --Magic Snow man 15:26, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
Everywhere! I don't know why but I'm crazy about this article.(maybe because It's the only one that hasn't been deleted)(Wait a minute, I just found out why I'm crazy about it) It's not big enough. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 15:38, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, I'll see what I can do. --Magic Snow man 15:49, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:50, 23 December 2010

I'm sad

I'm sad. Really sad. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 17:32, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Tried eating a crapload of crab? Mmmm, crab... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:42, 23 December 2010 --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 20:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:13, 23 December 2010

No, wait. I thought you said "crap" --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 08:44, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
Eww... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:58, 25 December 2010
I thought you love crap. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 07:53, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Whaddya take me for, a coprophage? Or whatever the term is... I forget. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:59, 25 December 2010
A... coprophage? If coprophage means crap-eater then yes, I think you're a coprophage. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 16:35, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I... ain't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:56, 25 December 2010
Are you sure? I mean, if I give you a plate with some shit-cake will you eat it? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 16:57, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
Would you like a cow pie, yourself? I think not.
At any rate, I came here to intend violence at you on your own page. ...because. I can. *unleashes a horde of rabid gerbils upon the page*
Do enjoy the gerbils, dear. Ta! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:21, 26 December 2010
Hey! Hey! I'm not Einstein! How can I know what a gerbil is? --~ Myg Myg2 09:25, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
Wikipedia:Gerbil, perhaps. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:27, 26 December 2010
But this is small and it can't hurt me. --~ Myg Myg2 09:33, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
Perhaps. Perhaps not. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:31, 26 December 2010
If you really wanted to destroy my talk page you should ask for an admin to ban me and then come to destroy my talk page because I won't be able to undo what you did. --~ Myg Myg2 11:35, December 26, 2010 (UTC)
Wrong kind of destruction, love. It's the gerbilly sort or nothing, I'm afraid; I've no desire to actually vandalise it. I mean, it's a talk page. If the talkery can't make a mess of it, what can? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:53, 26 December 2010
I don't know what you said but you're probably right. --~ Myg Myg2 08:18, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

*shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:28, 27 December 2010


Just playing lol,Merry Christmas !Redknight

Why is my name Insert Username??? i dont wan to keep editing it Redknight
I can't understand what you said but "username" is a trick that shows you, your user's name. It happens to everyone. I mean, when you see "Redknight" at the same place, I see "Mimo&maxus" --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 13:25, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
lol. Christmas pwned. User name is a code that puts anyone's user name into the space, when I look at it it says Fucktard though. But you don't have to change it. Or maybe you're talking about not having a signature yet. Oh. Never mind. Aleister CHRISTMAS MMX
lol, that's what I told him, mr.SMART ALEISTER! --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 13:30, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks ! I am still new to this wiki codes Redknight

I was going to tell him again now, but forgot the answer. Thanks for your vote for goat! I hope you liked it (your comment was "hmmmmmm", hopefully an expression of ecstasy! Yay!) and will share it with your friends, family, and neighbors (except that grouchy guy who's on the sauce morning, noon, and night). Thanks again!!!! Aleister 20:52 26 12

Something else

Hello! I left you a note on the Mike Tyson talk page. Aleister 13:00 29 12

I saw it... but that's not enough... I'm sad *lies to get a cake from Aleister and then shoots himself because whatever he said doesn't make sense* --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 19:35, December 29, 2010 (UTC)
Cake delivered. I like the pic too. Maybe if you ask Funnybony too, and offer him a piece of your cake, he may let the baby pic stay. He's a mean one though, like a grinch except with fangs and horrible eyes which see into your soul. So be careful. Aleister 19:41 29 12

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:40, 30 December 2010

Dance, and a rule

Dance first:


Rules second:

From now on, I'm making a rule, that unless you do something amazing, you can't get a second dance. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 03:49, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Amazing? Like what? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 10:23, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Roberto Durán ofrecer su agradecimiento


Roberto celebrates his feature article in Uncyclopedia – thanks to you.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:49, Jan 2

"Of the Year" tip

Hey there, just pointing out that you should probably familiarise yourself with the nominee's contributions before voting for them in the "of the year" awards. I only say this because you seem uncertain in your comments, and have already changed one of your votes at this early stage. This isn't a game you know, it's deadly serious. --Black Flamingo 10:25, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ugh! Alright I won't vote again. Not at any "of the year" nomination, not even at "noob of the month","writer of the month" etc. Enough is enough. I quit. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 10:30, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, since you're quitting I'll have to go and remove all your past votes, and adjust the archived results accordingly. Changing history is fun. Be seeing you. --Black Flamingo 10:34, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Whatever --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 10:36, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
So, why is my vote still there? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 10:51, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'm changing your off-site votes first. I can't believe you voted against Papoulias. --Black Flamingo 11:03, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
What do you mean? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:16, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Off-site; as in "not on the site" - so votes you've made in real life for instance, or on other sites. It's probably just a lame joke on my part, I'm crap like that. --Black Flamingo 11:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Oh come on, don't worry. You're not so bad, you're just err... ... not good enough. How do you know who Papoulias is? He is the president of Greece. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:32, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of all world leaders... I call it Google. --Black Flamingo 11:38, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Ohhh! It must be awesome! Where can I buy one? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:40, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know that. Tell you what, I'll Google it. --Black Flamingo 11:43, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Since when, Google is a verb? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:48, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Everything is a verb these days; text, email, facebook, sex, even verb is a verb. It really verbs the hell out of me. --Black Flamingo 11:51, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Okay then. Do you want to McDonald's with me? You pay. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:56, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Make it Burger King and you got yourself a date. --Black Flamingo 12:00, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Consider it done. And don't forget. You pay. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 12:03, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Your vote on WotY was fine, and should be repeated several more times with the same result. And I restored all of your votes, because Black Flamingoes action put the Greek government on the verge of collapse again. Thanks for your confidence in me among a group of excellent writers. Aleister 12:14 2 1 '11

Thanks for the VFH nom

I'm glad you liked the Go into the light page, and thank you for nomming it. It's a page that includes an orgy, so I like it too! The dancing cow above is gross and interesting at the same time. Thanks again! Aleister 12:17 2 1 '11

How can you talk about an orgy and a cow at the same time? --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 15:52, January 2, 2011 (UTC)


This vandal goes back a long time. The talk page discusses his perennial desire to install a diagram that amuses no one else. However, as he has identified his current location to the Chief Justice--by way of ridiculing the log message accompanying the ban of him yesterday--I am going to just stand back and let the right thing happen. Spıke Ѧ 17:06 4-Jan-11

Mister M&M

Even though your sig has been created by Master Hyperbole, it still breaks the length rule of 55 characters. Can you shorten it? Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:17, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

How about that? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 12:43, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Still a bit long -

Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images


~Jewriken.GIF 13:08, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

I can't make it smaller. Alright, alright, I'll try to. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 13:09, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
What about now? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 13:13, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

If you count the timestamp, mine's too long, too. If I extend it, it's even longer... but I haven't the heart to do it for general practice. Or possibly the spleen. Anyway, whaddya expect, letting people vandalise your signature? *shakes head bemusedly* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 14:31, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Because you don't make me a new sig. That's why. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 14:44, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Well, too bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 14:55, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

I'll cry. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig HcsmFssmQmsmBevanz provided the images 14:57, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Looks good now. Don't cry. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:30, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:57, Jan 6 2011 UTC

Welcome Templates

Hey, I wanted to take this to your talk page, since I doubt Lythirya likes us cluttering up her talk page. I found Template:Welcome, which seems to be the one that I was thinking a lot of people use. I wouldn't mind having one that isn't so standard. If you agree, maybe we could collab on making a new one or something that is cooler. User:Bevanz/sig 23:22 6-Jan-11

Almost everyone has their own welcome template. I have one. But if you want to make another [cooler] standard welcome template that sounds cool. Although, there may be no need for one... --Tophat headless 23:52, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, okay. He had just been asking about welcoming people, and I mentioned that I usually type my welcomes up manually when I do welcome people, then I found that standard template... I doubt it is really necessary, but I kinda do want my own original one. User:Bevanz/sig 23:57 6-Jan-11
Alright I made my welcome template here I will keep editing it until I get a nice result that won't look like the welcome template. You're free to edit my welcome template, whenever you want. --~ Myg Myg2 08:55, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Cool, I was kinda thinking of trying to code up something cool looking, so maybe I'll work with that one and build off of it and we can share an awesome one. User:Bevanz/sig 18:17 7-Jan-11
What you did is awesome but It has to be as big as the page. I'll try to work more at it. It's the best template I have ever seen. --~ Myg Myg2 22:40, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
Making it as wide as the page is easy... is that what you mean? Glad you like it, I think it looks cool, too User:Bevanz/sig 22:41 7-Jan-11
I made it as wide as the page, assuming that's what you meant... I just had it as wide as the image cause I thought that looked cool. User:Bevanz/sig 22:43 7-Jan-11
I don't know about this stuff but I think we should delete those [show] links and make smaller some of it's parts. What do you think? --~ Myg Myg2 00:04, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I guess I liked it the way I had it cause it removes a lot of the bulk that makes it so big and wall-of-text-y. I did make a copy of it from before into my userspace, in case you wanted it to be different from what I wanted it to be, so feel free to change it as much as you want to. The links in that section that were hidden are just kinda generic info about Uncyc. If I were to take any of them out, I'd move the help link up to the top section. The Help page links to all the other links anyways, so I am kinda leaning towards it being the only one that isn't hidden. Lemme know what you think on the subject, though. User:Bevanz/sig 00:14 8-Jan-11
You're right. It's better with the [show] things but I thought we were working together so we could make a better template. So, do you want to us to work at my template or yours? --~ Myg Myg2 08:26, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
We are working together, I made the copy in my userspace just so it didn't look like I was stealing yours in the "New Page" description, but also so we could have something else to work with while developing it. I still wanna work with you on it, and I figured yours would be the one we'd work on and I'd just update the one in my space with the changes we make later on, then on here I kinda thought maybe if we wanted to go different ways with the style or wording, it would work out that we could do that if we both had copies... IDK, it isn't really necessary, I guess. At the time, I thought it was a good idea to have it in my userspace, too. (also, I haven't made any changes to mine, I think, so the one on your space is still the most updated one) User:Bevanz/sig 09:32 8-Jan-11
Also, if you want to scale the "welcome" image, it will scale more... it is currently like half the size of the original image. User:Bevanz/sig 21:26 8-Jan-11

Your wish granted

God's Answering Service now has an eastern Orthodox section. And I just realised that I know nothing about Eastern Orthodoxy, which ought to make me want to research it a bit. But I'm too lazy. --Sog1970 13:17, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

And I made you a crappy signature. Happy? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:54, 8 January 2011

er... yeah of course. One question. Do I have to use it? --~ Myg Myg2 19:56, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yes! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:57, 8 January 2011
Oh, crap --~ Myg Myg2 19:59, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
*beams* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:05, 8 January 2011
*hits himself with a frying pan before Lyrithya could do it* --~ Myg Myg2 20:07, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
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