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MileySpears.com

I'm still here but I can't write as much as I was. I have to think about work and school and my friend <insert name here>.


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edit Post your messages below

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edit Welcome!

Soldier boy

Here at Wikipedia, we train our noobs right.

Hello, Miley Spears, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Wikipedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Miley Spears/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{WIP}} - onto it as well.

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"But, Syndrome, sir," you say, "what if I don't want to write dry encyclopedic twaddle?" Well, I'm glad you asked! We have many side projects here, such as UnScripts for budding young Shakespeares, UnNews for our cub reporters, or even Image Request if you're more of a potato chopper than a writer. The possibilities here are endless!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Wikipedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! 

I win! --C:\syndrome\_ 00:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

You are so funny Syndrome. Now go to your room. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:01, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Go to my room? You're the worst dominatrix I've ever hired. --C:\syndrome\_ 01:42, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
What do you want me to do, spank you? Ok. SWAT! No go to your room. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:06, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
But... Pup t 05:20, 15/09/2009

edit Finding Noobs

Is there a way I can easily find people who've signed up recently? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:16, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

I happened to be passing and saw you wanted assistance. If you want to start welcoming new users to the fold then just head on over to UN:WC, put your name on the list, and equip yourself with all the helpful tools you need. If you just want to find new users to partay with then just click on "Recent Changes" then from the bar at the top choose either "N00b edits" or Logs. If you choose logs then you need only click on the drop down list at the top, select user creation log and then press go, this will provide you with a list of people who have just signed up to our glorious site. Hope this helps. Sorry for helping your n00b for you Miley. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:13, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
I think it's becoming a tradition to have conversations on Miley's talk page even if Miley's not involved. I hope she doesn't mind. And thanks for the help. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:27, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
I don't mind talk on my talk page all you want! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:18, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit Commie Idol

Well maybe if some people decided to help me it wouldn't be ICUed. I have nothing. Tiger nose 16:35, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that happens. I put up Sun Bee for Pee Review on 6 September, and it hasn't been reviewed yet, although it looks like somebody will be doing it now. So try not to let it discourage you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:52, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Tiger nose your article is still there so you still have something! And did you read UN:HTBFANJS? Really I'd read that before you do anymore work on it. If you go by most of the articles here you'll be writing something that admins and featured writers do not do and really aren't looking for. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:26, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Don't forget that PEE works on a suck and blow policy. Everytime you post something to be reviewed it is considered polite to review somebody elses work. If you want something to be reviewed sooner you can request a quick review (not a very successful venture usually), or do a Puppy thing or a Chief thing and go on a reviewing rampage and cull four or so from the queue in one hit. Often find in reviewing the work of others it helps me focus of the writing process and gives me ideas for my own work. (Only reason I haven't been going through recently is I have no time to write or review. Grr!) Pup t 19:43, 16/09/2009
My son Why?'s got an award for Peeing so he's been doing it! :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
It's possible that Puppy intended to reply to Tiger nose. If he is talking to me, then it's time for some serious fisticuffs! Of course I can't fight him myself, because he's my uncle. But I'm sure Miley will fight for me. (Seriously, Puppy, I've done three Pee Reviews and have only asked for one. So I'm two ahead). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:41, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, sonny, I'm not fighting my brother for you. I'll fight him for myself! :D Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:43, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
It wasn't directed at anyone as a reprimand, more as an encouragement. If I remember rightly I seconded the "Golden Shower" that was given to him by Chief. In much the same way he seconded the one that I gave to yourself, Miley. (Oh, slap me, beat me. You had me at touché.) Pup t 22:22, 17/09/2009
Don't worry about me, Puppy. I'm just being a Drama Queen. I think it's my duty here or something. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:27, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Nah... Neither of us have been here long enough to be anywhere as much of a queen as some of the longer term members. Avast! Pup t 22:29, 17/09/2009
Ok, so I'm a Drama Princess. You can be a Drama Puppy. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:32, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
I think I prefer to just be a slut. Less syllables that way. Pup t 22:41, 17/09/2009
LOLWUT at above! Meh, I've just ran out of ideas that's all. It is a wiki as you said, and I was hoping people would work on it, but then again it is a pretty big wiki so yep: I have nothing. Tiger nose 19:32, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

edit More Pedobear Pics

I just listed a few more on Pedobear talk. Will look now for Santa with a bear. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:30, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Cool! I'll look. Do you think the article's too long? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:32, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

I just added a couple more names of files I just uploaded. One I altered a little, the other is sort-of original. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:32, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Cool I'll go look right now! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:34, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

I just added a couple more names of files I just uploaded. One I altered a little, the other is sort-of original. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:32, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

We just had an edit war! I really like the article, but it probably is a little long. You might want to give it a day or two, and then cut out the parts you think aren't needed and aren't as funny. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:36, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
I'll check them thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:28, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Are you whoring your new article on my article? For shame ;) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:55, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. ;) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:46, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit About that little problem you had...

Glad to see everything worked out. :) It would have been a shame to lose another great user over a misunderstanding. MadMax 01:20, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. But really I was just being a Drama Queen. I was totally upset about something that had nothing to do with this site so I just blew up on everybody. I can't write here as much as I was though cuz I have to think about writing for school! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:50, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit About your useless award

Do I say congratulations on being named Useless Gobshite of the Month September 2009, or condolences on being named Useless Gobshite of the Month September 2009? In any case, you got it! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 09:53, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Miley!

Thanks for the awesome review I found it very insightful and helpful.. I hope youve been nommed for reviewer of the month if not Ill fix that...
I will definitely put your suggestions into practice and agree with all of them. I am however very stuck on the images.... I cant seem to find the images I need!!! It's horrible and if you spot any please let me know!
Have this award here for the great help :)
GoldenShower Rejoice, Miley Spears! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Thanks again

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:16, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the award! I'm always glad to help. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:52, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

edit Re: Your noob

Graduate him already. He won NotM, plus the whole mommy/baby thing is getting pretty creepy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:45, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Ok I'll graduate him! But he'll be so disappointed that I won't be changing his diapers. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:53, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
I graduated him1 Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
You make me proud. Also, did you know that you're a Commander of the Order for writing a featured article, and you're entitled to CUN rank and the knighthood it implies? Ydoi is too for being NotM. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
I looked at your awards page and saw that you knew that. Yeah, I'm stupid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:08, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Don't feel stupid you telling me is sweet. But really I don't think CUN makes you a knight it makes you a commander. Really I'm glad you mentioned it cuz I never got added to Order of Uncyclopedia! I'm there now and so is Why?! lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:23, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Although that's true for the Order of the British Empire (a parody of the Order of Uncyclopedia), it says in the second paragraph here that the top three ranks are entitled to the title of "Sir" or "Dame". In the words of Mal-2, I don't know man, I didn't do it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:32, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if the Queen would be happy about that. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:55, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Hmm, do I want to be a "Sir" or a "Dame?" WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:23, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Sir unless you plan to have an operation. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:50, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Noob Tanks

Voting thanks Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.

edit Transformers Begins

On Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization you voted for Transformers. As it says, "Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in." It's great you're going to participate! You can see ideas for the article and post your own at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. The article begins at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project. Thank you for agreeing to work on the article! --Imperial Colonization Fifth Undersecretary of Transformers. 01:56, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit How do I find the future Noob of the Month?

As this seems to be a tradition for Miley's talk page, anyone who knows and will give a useful answer can feel free to answer this

I'd like to check out potential NotMs. I know I can go to Recent Changes, then click on n00b edits. But this doesn't tell me which noobs may have created an article. So I can go to Recent Changes and click on New pages. But that doesn't tell me which of these were created by noobs. Is there a way I can easily find out who's a noob who started an article or uploaded five (original) images (and then could qualify for Notm?) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

I know the answer, but out of deference to Miley Spears, I will wait for her to answer on her talk page. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
You don't have to wait, silly! If you know the answer post it. If I know another answer I'll post that too! But here's how to get your answer. Go to User talk:Syndrome and ask him. Or look for him to post an answer here. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hello

Hello, Miley Spears! Would you care if you vote for (or against) on Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession (Again?)? Your son made a wonderful Pee Review on it and praised it thouroughly. Currently it's at a neutral score of 0, but if you vote for, that will help make me one step coser to becoming a CUN, and giving an article to be proud of! Thank you-Almost Sir Random Crap

I think parts of your article are great! But sorry I think it still needs work. Really I think it could get featured with more edits! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:43, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I read your comment. I got rid of the clipart scientist, but i don't know what you mean by "parts that aren't enough to for on". Can you clarify?-Almost Sir Random Crap
Wait, never mind. I understand. But can you please help with it? I can only make so much!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Really I'm no good at science and science fiction stuff. You could ask Why? He wrote Sun Bee which is a fake science article that's VFH. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:54, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
He really doesn't want to be affiliated with this article for some reason. In fact, a lot don't. All I ask is if someone can help at all? people keep telling comments about it, why don't they do something? I'm going insane over it! I just want one featured article so I can become CUN, therefore gaining the responsibility to freely create forum topics again (don't ask) and get something to be proud of!-Almost Sir Random Crap

edit RE: Bucket of Piss Award

Use it as you want to! I originally created it to thank people for their help, especially if it was particularly helpful. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:41 Oct 10 2009 20:41, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit PEE questions

With regard to your questions about my review:

  • Whether the article is too long very much depends on your opinion, I personally, thought the article was beginning to outstay it's welcome towards the end and that some scaling back would have been an improvement. However, someone else who thought that the article was the best thing since the automatic bread slicing machine that makes sliced bread possible, would disagree. It is for you, the writer to either look for a happy medium, or decide that you think one particular view is more important to you, equally you should consider your own opinion of the work.
  • With nonsense, the main parts that I felt were going a bit far were "Toys and Santa Claus" and "Youth organizations", these tended to push into what I like to refer to as absurdity rather than nonsense, nonsense is fine in small doses, and even in large doses if done correctly, absurdity should be avoided at almost all times. These sections seemed to push the boundaries of feasibility too far for me, you have to recheck them and see what you think (see the aforementioned sections particularly for randomness too).
  • As far as tripping over yourself goes, I was referring mainly to the narrative in the sections "The Beginning" and "Date Math". What I meant by the comment was that you try to explain too much, too quickly and, as a result, end up confusing what you have written down so that a reader has to read, then reread it in order to understand or get the joke. Remember that what may be blindingly obvious to you may not be to anyone else.
    The date math section was actually mine, and in retrospect is probably unnecessarily long. Thanks for your perseption (although I'll leave it up to Miley to decide if she wants me to shorten it or if she wants to do it or leave it as is). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
    You can shorten it if you want. I'd just mess it up! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:22, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • With your tone you should look mainly at the "Politics" section. This section's narrative becomes quite biographical rather than encyclopaedic. You need to stick to giving information primarily and explaining motivations and opinions separately. For the most part you do this very well, and it is unlikely to have a massive effect on the overall view of your article.

Hope this helps. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:49, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

That totally helps. Thanks! Also do you like the Mime part or do you think I should cut it? I wasn't sure about that part. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:21, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't think it was too bad, certainly it didn't strike me as a problem section when I did the review. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:35, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hope you aren't offended

I made a joke at User_talk:Clemens177#Goodbye that I hope doesn't offend you. I certainly didn't intend it to. If it does, please let me know so I can do something about it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:18, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

By the gods, it doth offendeth my sight, begone you saucy knave, and take your stuff with you, go on out... Oh hang on, this isn't my talk page. Lol oops? --ChiefjusticeDS 20:22, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
More offensive than the suggestion that all we did was log in every day and vote on some stuff? Pup t 03:12, 15/10/2009
Of course I'm not offended, silly Whyner. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:27, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
You forgot he said we had to write something. Plus I got nominated before I even came close to qualifying, which really bothered me until I hastily threw something together. It still bothers me a little. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:43, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Having said that, did you want to borrow one of mine? Pup t 03:36, 15/10/2009
That depends, Uncle Puppy, on where you use yours? Maybe I don't want to know. (Sorry, I have the disability of being 95% heterosexual). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:45, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Mommy only uses hers as a lip stick. ;) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:50, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
One of mine I said - you never mix your oral thermometers up with any other ones, would you? I(I would do anything for love, but that's just ick!) Pup t 23:34, 15/10/2009

edit Since you were deprived of your NotM nomination...


I got this idea from Sonje, but think you deserve it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:44, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

That's awesome! Thanks Whyner! Huggies. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:08, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Hugs back. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:23, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Miley Spears' bee says

Sun bee cave Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

Special thanks and a hug for nominating it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:54, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Have another

Love, WHY do I not know??? and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:38, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit Pedobear nom

Unless you think I need to shorten the Date Math part or want to make other changes, I plan to nom this for VFH. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:39, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Cool! Let me look at Chief's Pee first. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:41, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit Jamie Lynn Spears nom

Unless you still want to work on it, I plan to nominate Jamie Lynn Spears for VFH. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:50, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

I can't keep up with you! lol I'm editing Pedobear but I'll look at this first cuz it needs fewer edits. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:55, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
It's finished! You can nom it now! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:20, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Consider it nommed! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:24, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks so much! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

You said you wanted some panties (or other appropriate pics). There's Białe majteczki.JPG which I just uploaded (lost panties) and also three pics at Panties. You might also want to look at Knickers. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I uploaded a still large but smaller version at File:Białe majteczki2.jpg WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:37, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Coolness! Thanks! If you want to renom it, I think it's ready! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:48, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I renommed it, as you obviously know, but I'm sorry I didn't get the VFH template up! I tried it but it kept linking to the old nomination. I see the code used, so hopefully I be able to find that again to do it next time it happens. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Comment on here...

...that may be of interest to you. Pup t 06:25, 24/10/2009

edit Thanks for the review!

Straightforward and helpful, just the way I like 'em. I'll fix up the article in the next few days, let you know when I've fixed things up, and then we'll see about nominating the article then. Thanks again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:12, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Coolness. Let me know! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Madeline

I thought you might want to see Madeline. Written by one of our noobs, this girl sounds like one of your Discordian princesses. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:53, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

The article's cool! But she's French and it's Discordian American Princesses. But I don't know. She starts innocent, flashes the Discordian V sign and poses naked? She sure sounds like a DAP! If only she had a American connection. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:06, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel

I fixed it up per your advice. Could you look it over, give me anymore advice you might have, and then nom. it if you think it's ready, please? Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:52, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I'll check it! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Today is erection day

Actually you can vote until Nov. 15 at Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/Oct WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! I didn't even vote for my own article last month cuz I didn't vote for anything! Doh! But I was gone for like a week cuz of midterms so there's some I haven't read yet. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:29, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Madeline

Madeline has been updated to include an American lesbian affair. (The best kind, if I do say so myself). That Eloise chick from the plaza is a playa. --Puffskein 04:06, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I answered on your talk page. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for adding the part about the plaza being in NYC - I sometimes forget that the entire world doesn't live in NYC. --Puffskein 14:07, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. But I've never even been there so how do I know NYC exists? :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:13, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Miley

Has anyone ever suggested you template-ize your signature into a page, so you don't have code going everywhere? Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 15:26, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not a code person. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:38, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit HAy hay HAY

Hey Miley... After your last review on Cup Size I have not made any improvements... I dont know why but I just feel that for some reason I don't like my own article very much and feel it would be a waste of time working on it when I could be working on an UnBook or something instead.. so I was thinking, you seem to be good with the chicky boo articles and perhaps (if the concept is good enough) colonize it for me? I just feel you would do better at this article than I so I thought i'd just ask you if you would be willing to take the reigns on this one... else I might scrap it 0_0... and I still think it would make an interesting concept for an article but just dont know how to go about it, i'm not so good at mainspace articles... my explanatoriness runs out of humor very quickly... Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 16:24, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I like this article, but it is incomplete. I wouldn't scrap this, as it's better than a lot of other articles on here. Worst case just walk away from it, and come back to it if and when the urge to play with it strikes. Pup
Chicky boo articles? The first articles I worked on a lot here were about Ricardo Montalbán, PETA, catsup and a dog getting shot, and somebody said I was writing a lot about kids. lol But really, please don't scrap it! It's a good article now! I just got through midterms which is why I was gone for a week. I'll look at it, but really I've got like three articles to work on right now. Maybe during winter break, cept I might be on vacation so don't know how much I'll do here then. I'll try! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:51, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Owkay owkay lol... i'll procrastinate then! Thanks :P Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 22:28, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Discordian American Princesses

Hi, added Anne Hathaway, started up an article on her specifically to include her on your list. Please play with the Hathaway page if you have a minute. Thanks for the comments, I'll still do wikipedia because it does reach a surprising amount of people per page (have you looked at the page counts on the history pages? Even the most out of the way page gets some pings, and most little-known pages get many more. That's a well used outlet). Fnord. Aleister in Chains 20:13, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Anne Hathaway's cool I like her movies. Do you really think she's a DAP? Did you read the Category:Discordian American Princesses? There's two types of DAPs. I was made a DAP by a major Discordian so I'm the old school type. Maybe you think she's new school cuz of that money scandal but they said she was innocent and knew nothing about what her boyfriend was doing. The new school type starts really wholesome then does something shocking usually something about nudity or sex or challenging authorities. I know she did Havoc but that was just a movie and it was R rated not XXX or anything. But I'm sorry what comments? I talk so much I don't remember. lol I did lots on Wikipedia before I came here it's seriously cool. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry I really don't think Anne qualifies as a DAP, unless you know she really is a Discordian? If she is then definitely. So I'm taking her out of the template. You can leave the category on her article if you want, of course. I'm not the boss of Discordians or Uncyclopedia! It's not like I'm the Uncyclopedia Discordian Empress or something. lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:11, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Nah, I'll take your word for it. I added her because she started out all Princessey and then did the back flip in Havoc. But yeah, she didn't made any public change, and Havoc and one or two seconds of breast in Brokeback doesn't qualify. Thanks for the template, I'll pop it on my user near the bottom, where I hide my Articles Created etc. And, you know, you probably are the UDEmpress, so, Keep the lasagna flying! Aleister in Chains 01:04, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Can I be a DAP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know, what do you have downstairs, an inny or an outy? And I don't mean your belly button! lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:03, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
How long do you think it'll be before Taylor Swift does something to join the DAP's?Aleister in Chains 20:31, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Do you need to have an inny to be a DAP? Some of the biggest princesses I've met have had definite outys. (See Priscilla: Queen of the desert.)Pup

edit In regard to your project...

...You might want to check this by MacMania, this by Skyasaurus, and this note by Puffskein. While this has nothing to do with it, take a look at this guy. Just when I start to think I'm strictly a heterosexual male, I see a pic like this. Sigh. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:53, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Whyner! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:28, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Congratulations! You're a Grandma!

Babfing

It's a baby and her name is Puffskein! And look, she's already learning sign language!

I'm the adopted daddy so that makes you Grandma. Congratulations, Mom! Be sure to greet your new granddaughter! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:02, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Cool! I'll go see her on her talk page. It seems like yesterday I was changing your diapers. Hey, it was yesterday I was changing your diapers! :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:46, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
You can still do it, you know. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:14, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I don't mind changing diapers. But if they're poopy you can change them yourself! lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:19, November 5, 2009 (UTC)


edit Show Me

Art:

--Puffskein 00:31, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Say, Miley's talk page is all about me, but...

...is it considered acceptable here for a mother to be spending a whole lot of time contemplating her son's dashing charm and hot, sizzling body? What does the Uncyclopedian Book of Morality say about that? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

My talk page says that about everybody, silly! lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:56, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Sssh! If he knows that everybody is checking out his sizzling hot body he'll close the curtains when he showers. Pup
Oh Puppy, you're such a dog. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:59, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Number 7

Look at what's number 7 at Special:Mostpopulararticles. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:32, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Kind of says something about our audience, doesn't it? The well-written and witty George W. Bush isn't even in the top 50, while our IPcruft LOLOL BUSH IS DUM article is in the top 10. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:16, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Looked at the numbers and the articles, are the numbers for just November? Tranketh, Aleister in Chains 00:13, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
God is Number Seven! Totally cool! Now we need to get Goddess to Number Five! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:50, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:52, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Image up for VFD

Just thought you'd want to know http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/VFD#File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:55, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:51, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Look Miley

I just want to clear this up. Opty never intended to incite any drama. Not then—the image was in his userspace, for mere humorous purposes, not drama—and not now. Have a nice day! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:31, 18 November 2009

Sorry you're wrong. He apologized to me because he knew the image upset me even on a user space. Then after that he put it up and said it was me. But I'm not mad right now because I'm back! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:28, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Congratulations Mommy on Jamie Lynn!


I knew I'd be the first to congratulate you, especially as I refreshed my watchlist in the same minute this was put up to be featured. Congratulatory hugs and a Fatherly kiss from your son! Compassrose Father WHY??? (confessions)  22:40, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Huggies and kissies from me! I couldn't even log cuz I was blocked in for like weeks so I'm so glad I'm back! I asked a computer hacker geek and he fixed it for me! It's a pain to get in this way but at least it works! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:41, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, you're back! (Picks you up and jumps up and down in a happy sonlike way). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:43, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Family Ninjastar


Thank you Little Whyner! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:44, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit It's a Mermaid!

Mermaid baby

Father Why? has another baby! It's a bouncing little mermaid.

Please say hi to your new granddaughter Little Mermaid! Compassrose Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:51, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Oh she takes after the mermaid side of our family. I'll go see my new granddaughter right now! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:24, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness

790px-Homeless man, Tokyo, 2008 Because you voted for the article featured 1 Dec. 2009, many, many more people will now know HowTo:Be Homeless in America. Look for them coming to your house to thank you!

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:36, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Brooke Shields, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


Thumbs up2

This user created Preteens, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


I just noticed you're listed Template_talk:Reqaward but never got this award. Congrats! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Whyner! Huggies Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:58, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit THIS IS WHY DO I NEED TO PROVIDE THIS? 3000 EDIT!

THIS IS WHY DO I NEED TO PROVIDE THIS? 3000th EDIT!

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:27, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations and huggies! You beat Mommy now! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:48, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I wasn't trying to beat you. I just don't have home work (or much work) to do, so have more time to waste time here. Pretty pathetic, really. Anybody want to hire me? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:59, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I'd hire you if I had any money! lol But right now I'm in finals so I should be studying. But I'm almost done! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:01, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Ghost Riding the Whip

This sounds like the sort of thing you and your little Discordian friends might like. Also how can I be your father when I'm also your son? Compassrose Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:11, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

I like it thanks Whyner! :) And I don't know how you're the time traveler! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:05, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Please see

this. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:19, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Something rude

PuppyMan

I'm not around as much as I used to be. Or is that I'm not as round as I used to be. Whatever. Enjoy the game. Pup

Thanks! But I wanna see the censored part. lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk)

edit Comrad

Malema Tired Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:30, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

edit Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:31, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

edit We miss you

I know you said you'd be on vacation and not Internet accessy for a while. Just wanted to let you know we're looking forward to you coming back! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:33, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

I'm back from vacation! Huggies! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Hooray! We misseded you! Pup

edit Pedobear

Hello, and my apologies for being so late on this response, but I haven't been on since October last year. At any rate, I do understand that while I see where you were coming from with her showing her modesty, that is blunt and outright humor, whereas saying that she is being very modest is more subtle, hence what I believe most people would find more humorous.

--Ryandom93 01:52, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

I feel showing modesty sounds funnier cuz u don't usually say it that way. But it's Ok to disagree! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:28, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Discordian Princess

Hi. Thanks for the vote, and for putting the template on the Anne Hathaway page. Good to see your energy around the site again. Aleister in Wonderland 3:18 29 Jan.MMX

Sure. Sorry I haven't been here more lately but I've just been so busy! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:20, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
Excuse my ignorance but what is this Discordian Princess thing you guys keep going on about? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 07:49, Jan 29, 2010
See Category:Discordian American Princesses. I have to write an article so you'll know more! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:03, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey Mom I had a Boy!

Babyplby

It's a baby and his name is HELPME because that's what his mother screamed when he was born. And look, he's already learning how to read!

So go say hi to your new grandson! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:30, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

My name is so creative. HELPME 05:33, January 30, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

edit About the pic

I just noticed you put Pedobear up for Pee Review and it reminded me I haven't made changes to the four-bear image yet. Sorry about that, Mommy! I won't be able to get to it in the next couple days, but will really try to work on it within the week. If you want to punish me for being tardy, I'll understand. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:14, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

I told you I wont be working on it for a while so no problem? If you could find pics for Preteens that would be cool. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:51, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:35, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for nomming an article for IC. But just a reminder to add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of any article you nominate. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:58, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey Sex

Girl Scout Thanks


luv u

Thanks for the vote. --JennygunJenny? 20:04,31January,2010

edit Thanks for voting for your sonny

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:06, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit RE: Drama Queen says hi

I MISS YOU! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:05 Feb 6 2010

edit IC CREATIONISM HAS BEGUN

Attention Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: CREATIONISM. As you're one of the brave souls who voted to rewrite the history of life, the universe and everything, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special, holy advance notice. We are now planning the creation of the universe, or at the very least our version of someone's else's version of how it was created. Get your mind stimulated, get those creative juices flowing, and begin the foreplay for our Big Bang: Creationism! (Or if you don't care about overly-dramatic double entendre, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:55, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hathaway5

Thanks Miley, for the vote to put me on the front page, and for making me a Discordian Princess. To show my appreciation I can offer you what I'm offering the boys. How about it? Teach me some new tricks? Thanks again!

edit Thanks!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:32, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oops!

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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edit Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

edit The seventh day of Creationism

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

edit I'm Batman

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

edit The future

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:36, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit For Co-creating Creationism

You served beyond the call of duty to help create this colonization for God and Country. Be proud! And accept this 1/2 feature credit.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:16, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Cool! Thanks Whyner! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:27, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Gramma!

You're hardly here anymore. :( Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:36, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I miss your Gramma too. :-( But she does visit once or twice a week or so. Maybe next time she'll bring you a cookie. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:32, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks but I'm here! :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:06, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
You missed my graduation, and didn't even bring the cake to my party /me sniffsSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:09, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry I was so busy and it was so far to travel. But Grandma brought you something special so check your user page! Grandma huggies and kissies. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:29, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
mmm...Grandma's cookies...You always make me such good cookies. Unlike Puppy, who just makes me sausages.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:43, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey Mom I had another Boy!

Booze kids

Here's my new baby Rifting who's already learning from his older brother! Yes, being a man I have to bottle feed my sons. But if Grandma wants to loan her breasts....

So go say hi to your new grandson! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:20, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ok I will! But my breasts don't have any milk. He'd have to suck for nothing! lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:10, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:37, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Question

Are you still doing pee reviews?--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:04, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

I know I haven't done one in awhile. But I've been in finals! But I got spring break next week so I'll do one when I'm not at the beach! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:01, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Why not do one on the beach? You already said you like to edit while naked. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:53, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
I never edited Uncyclopedia while I was at the beach naked. Maybe I will! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:09, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
TTINWP. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:50, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
I'll show you mine if you show me yours! lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:23, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
I ain't posting it here. I don't want to make all the other users jealous. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:41, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
You got my email addy! ;) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:51, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm editing naked right now. Siriusly. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:10, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ew, naked women!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:38, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
You, my son, are either preadolescent or gay. Not that I have a problem with that. Or you haven't spied at Grandpa Grandma when she's in the shower--that I do have a problem with. Voyeurism runs in our family, and if you aren't doing that I have to wonder about your parentage.... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:45, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
"spied at grandpa while she's in the shower" Which one? Spill it, Why! Oh and also, seen my userboxes much?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:33, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Huh? I said Grandma. Obviously. Can't you see that? No, that was a clever ploy to see if you were looking and knew which was which. Or something. What user boxes? Tell me where they are and I'll check them out. Oh wait. You mean the one that says you're openly gay? Yes. And I have no problem with that. :-D WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:01, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Next IC Colonization

This is being posted for Aleister in Chains and Miley Spears. Right now the two top vote getters are tied (see here). While I reserve the right to make the final decision in case of a tie, as you voted for both the top two, Britney Spears and Discordianism, I wanted to see if you had a preference (Of course the vote total could change in five minutes, making this entire post moot). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:28, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Really I'd like to do both thats why I nommed them both! But I think more colonizers know about Discordianism tham Britney, really, and I want my son to learn more, so Hail Discordia! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:33, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Preference noted. But is Discordia sexier than Britney? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:48, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Take all the Discordian American Princesses and roll them into one, and that's how sexy Discordia is! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:10, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, sexy. She'd also be rather large. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:49, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Warning: Discord Ahead

As you voted for Discordianism, you're getting this special advance welcome as approved by Goddess Discordia. You're invited to post your ideas for colonizing the article here. Any colonizer is welcome to participate, of course--but you're obligated to or GODDESS WILL GET YOU! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:00, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

Ok I'll check it out! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:05, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pedobear and Preteens Pics

Miley, I replaced the four versions of Pedobear with the five version one. Sorry it took me so long to do it. As for the other article, a couple possible images are File:Hts-thumbsa.jpg and File:Figure on beam (back).jpg, File:Anbar.png, File:Snaps cute-japanese girl with-cherry.jpg, File:Single 12 Year Old Female ISO Pervert.png. Also I uploaded
Zombie cat girl
Creepyselfportraits27
AnimationMonikaJagaciakSwim13

If you're looking for something else in particular, let me know. I hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:34, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Also the third one is animated--it may or may not animate here because of how I posted it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:36, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Whyner! I love the five Pedobears and I can totally use some of the other pics. Huggies! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:04, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Hugs back. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:07, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.


WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:17, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Our family tree

Family tree copy

This is by User:Pelargonium

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:46, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

That is so cool! But it doesn't show how I'm related to Syndrome or Puppy. I guess that's cuz we don't know if they're my brothers or husbands? lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:59, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Preteens Pee Review

Thought you'd like to know I posted a note about it here. (I also told Chiefster about it). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:57, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Whyner because that really didn't help. But they're new so Ok. I asked for another one. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:22, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma March Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

March's collaboration on Nintendo, our first as a group went really well. You can drift on over to check it out in mainspace. Now onto frat business and stuff. First of all, we need to determine as a group a few things in terms of our monthly collaboration; will it really be a 'monthly' collab, or should we not stick to such a rigid timeframe? Secondly, we need to figure out how we're going to determine future collab projects. Currently we're voting on April's project, but we need to decide if we're going to vote at the end of each month for the following month's project, or if we're going to adopt a rolling queue like IC currently has. I'm leaning more towards the rolling queue idea, but I'd like to get a consensus on the subject. In order to vote on this, go here. I would like to take the time to point out that we are not IC; in fact we're kind of the opposite, whereas they take crap and turn it into slightly better crap, we create the crap that people want the most. Along these lines, any member of the frat is encouraged to contribute to each months collab, not matter how big or small. There aren't really any rules in terms of how we tackle these collabs, so the structure will kind of just spring up.

Ok, the second part of the frat of course is the individual creation of pages from the requested articles list. None of us, myself included, have called dibs on, started, or created any of these pages. I want to stress that this is just as an important part of our group as the monthly collaboration. I hope to make an individual article of my own in April from the list, and I encourage all of you to do the same.

Third, the lesser third pillar of our group, pee reviewing. I would just encourage you guys if you feel like it to go ahead and do an in-depth pee review or two in April.

Well, I think the start of Upsilon Sigma Sigma has gone rather well considering most groups don't get off the ground too well here, and it's all thanks to Aleister in Chains and Pelargonium, who both contributed to Nintendo. Without them, I feel the group wouldn't have gone very far, so please pop over to Frat Bro of the Month at some point and give them a shout out. Also, please feel free to browse the various sections of the group (I spent a bunch of time creating the frat page), and be sure to check the news tab from time to time, I'll be updating that regularly. I'm really looking forward to working with you all in the coming months in making some quality requested articles! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:18 EST 29 March, 2010

edit Discordianism

Hi Miley. Nice work on the page, I've been waiting to see what you do with it before jumping in with things, and that will have to wait until mid-week next week: Vacation! Yay! Enjoy. Al de'chain 17:41 2 4 mmx

Thanks! But you don't have to wait for me, silly. But have a good vacation! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:41, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Bi-curious George

Bi-curious George: saw this mentioned on PuppyOnTheRadio's talk page. Possible tie in to Pedobear? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:48, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Whyner but really I have too much on the page already. Maybe I could do a link. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:21, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit RE: Preteens Pee

You're welcome! The parts in the psychological development sound accurate from a psychological standpoint if you're comparing preteens' growth from a younger age (which would make more sense), but I guess I was just looking at it from the comparison of preteens to young adults and adults, which to me has more "lol-potential". Sorry for missing the "underground" innuendo too. I r stoopid. Thanks for the read! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:12 Apr 6 2010

I'll try comparing preteens to adults thanks! And you aren't stupid, silly! You gave me great advice. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:05, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Old hag receptionist And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?
Ha!

Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:43, Apr 7 2010

edit About your Pedobear problem

I know you've had a dilemma with Pedobear: you believe it's too long, but have a hard time cutting out chunks of healthy bear flesh. You might want to do like they did with HowTo:Make a Fat Girl, where some parts are actually in HowTo:Make a Fat Girl/If you want to make your girl fat, this is what she should look like in her next half century. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:53, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Cool idea! I might do that. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:11, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit NSFW

Miley, we aren't supposed to edit another editor's user page (even though people do it to mine all the time), but we're definitely allowed to post in people's talk pages. So I made a new talk page for you. After all, you have your me and your not me pages. I just added some for you to consider. User talk:Miley Spears/TIPS -- Your loving son, WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:56, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Silly Whyner. You trying to make Mommy a lesbian? ;-) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:14, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
I've just spent hours looking through to work out which one is Miley. Hours and hours.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 07:12, Apr 13 2010 UTC
You're so dedicated Puppy! I'm sure it's not cuz u like looking at pretty girls. ;) But I'm moving this to Why's space so he can look for Mommy too. lol Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 18:05, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I deserved that. Now I'll have to go looking to see where you hid all those girls. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:11, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
I think I found them. I've been looking for ages to see if they are the same girls.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 02:57, Apr 14 2010 UTC
You know, I've been so busy wrapping up IC, I forgot to look for them! Something's wrong with me! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:57, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
It's in your user talk as TIPS same as it was on my page. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:20, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Promotion to Commodore


Whereas you have helped with five (5) Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. To the Glory of Her Majesty! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:55, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Cool! Thanks Whyner! Huggies. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:22, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

edit Edits to Discordianism

Hey. Why had already moved this to main space, so the edit you made had no effect. I've just changed the page to a redirect so this doesn't happen again, but you may want to make those changes to the mainspace article.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 07:28, Apr 28 2010 UTC

I thought I made them in mainspace! What happened? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 14:55, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
This is totally weird but I checked and I did the edits in mainspace but in IC too. WTF? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:13, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
Odd. Never mind - redirect will avoid that happening now...                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 22:55, Apr 28 2010 UTC
I like to be ahead of the ball - are you able to get a draft thank you template started for this? Even if it's voted down it's still a polite thing to do.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 11:42, Apr 29 2010 UTC
Ok Puppy! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:29, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
It looks as though we're going down. Maybe something relating to a conspiracy fanboy discordian concept - note how many cabal members voted against - unless you have something better in mind.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:50, May 4 2010 UTC
It was doing great until two admins voted against it. I won't say more cuz I'll get in trouble. But it sucks. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:28, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Any relation?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minnie%20rae                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 23:12, Apr 29 2010 UTC

edit Mecca Vice will skip your home

Lincoln-thanks

"Much thanks for your help in making it better!"

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:11, May 3

edit Update on Miley

She tried logging in several times, and couldn't get in. I told her it looks like Wikia finally got the problem fixed. But she said this has happened many times, and that twice she had to get someone who was a "computer hacker" to get her back in. She's grown very tired of Wikia login problems.

I know she was disappointed by the sudden downturn in votes on Discordianism, but she seems more bothered by not being able to log in and change it or work on her other projects. For right now, at least, she's staying away from Uncyclopedia. I'm hoping that, after the school year ends, she'll be back in flying colors. We need our Discordian American Princess. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:57, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Happy Being Pushed Out of the Womb and then Going Back In Day!

Guess what, girl? Today you're one year old! Did you know today is Chiefster's one-year-birthday too? Only for Chiefster it's real, as he didn't crawl back into his Mommy's belly for another month and a half of womb time.

Have a great birthday party and make that pussy dance!

2fbcc22d6c2d22211594838517bcf25e

Hugs and Kisses from your son,

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:50, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sir Ma'am?!? Excuse me sirma'am???

7079-main Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

edit Where are you???

Where did you go, Joan DiMaggio, uncyland turns its lonely eyes to you. I hope you got those log-in problems fixed, and hurry back. Aleister 23:46 16 7

I miss my Mommy!  :( Of course I'm not here much now either. Got a book to work on. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 13:28, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma July Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

Well guys, its been exactly 5 billion years since I last did a newsletter and I thought doing one would be a good way to get everyone back into the fold for August. Big things on the horizon for August for Upsilon Sigma Sigma.

First thing's first: Welcome to our newest brothers, Maniac1075 and Happymonkey39! Hopefully you guys will stick around and become regular contributors to our little project here!

Secondly, unfortunately there wasn't really a July collaboration. That's partly my fault from being absent most of the month because of work. The June collaboration, Taco, that got roughly finished and reviewed around mid-July will be our collaboration for both months. Go ahead and head on over to the collaboration page to vote on whether we send the article to mainspace or not and be sure to nominate an article for the que, also found on the collaboration page.

Third, some asshole (cough MadMax) redirected weird to odd, but bad news for him; we're doing weird as our collaboration for August anyways. This one is going to be epic guys, like Tim Burton epic. I'd like an 'all hands on deck' turnout for this one. We'll begin sometime around August 1 or second. I was thinking the approach for the article should be from the perspective of a high school misfit who's unaware how weird he is describing other kids as being weird. or something... Once the collaboration page is up and running we'll hash it out on the discussion page.

Lastly, and I know I constantly pound this, we all need to start doing requested articles individually. This is supposed to be a big part of USS, but our frat has morphed into mainly a collaboration group. Lets try and focus on those individual requested articles over the next few months.

Looking forward to ramping this thing back into gear with you guys in August!

Founder -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:37 EST 28 July, 2010



edit Miley, Mah Boi!

Since you've been not existing for a long time, I'm going to be removing you off the adopters list, in an effort to make it easier for noobs to find an adopter who's active. Feel free to add yourself back if you become more active at any time in the future. Cheers. -RAHB 05:28, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Miley where are you?

I know you started back at school, but last time I talked to you, you said you'd try to get back on here. Where are you, Mommy? (Also I think they got the problem that kept you from logging on fixed). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:59, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 14:55, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit You're a Great Grandma!

Sorry for the late notice, but I've been hiding from the tax man busy working freelance for a while and haven't been in touch. I just learned my son HELPME had a child and didn't even tell me about it. Why would people in our family be worried about a little child-out-of-wedlock? Or maybe HELPME was actually married to the child's mother, and that's why he's embarassed. In any case, Lordarcadian is the adoptive son of HELPME; HELPME is my adoptive son; I was adopted by you; you were adopted by Cainad; so that makes you Great Grandma. Congratulations, Mommy! Also Lordarcadian is also a CUN.


Here's a unretouched photo of your great grandson:

Monkey Nerd with Glasses

Lordarcadian on his first day of school, age 35.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:30, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Happy Birthday Mommy

You came here two years ago today in a day you don't seem to want listed. I'm very glad you adopted me, you haven't been here for a year and I miss you. (Thank goodness I know you off this site or I'd be really depressed). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:04, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:13, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

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