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Now that I'm a fulltime student at a major university and have a job, I have lots of spare time to edit wikis (Right?) and think about my incredibly sexy friend <insert name here>.

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edit Hi there!

Welcome back. I'm ScottPat (some call me "Scott"). I wasn't around in 2010 but I'm sure you'll notice this place has changed a fair bit. A few people are left from that era but many are not. I hope you stick around and have fun. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:58, April 3, 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:50, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
Tell me, what was Uncyclopedia like back then in those glory days? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:19, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
I don't know how it compares to now cuz I haven't been back long enough. But you couldn't archive your talk page without someone posting something rude on your new talk page within like 30 seconds; you could have nudity and pictures like you can have on Wikipedia; people got blocked for like an hour as a joke; there was a new feature article every day; Imperial Colonization was fixing a messed up article every month; and I got away with being a drama queen. It was fun. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:10, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
I guess the real problem is that we don't have as many regular, active users as we used to back then. Still, we have a laugh now and then here. I have been joke banned, almost every time I archive my talk page it has been page raped and I kept UnSignpost going until the end of last year when I ran out of ideas for the paper. We have even got our act together and made April Fools day jokes and current affairs community jokes in my time here. Imperial Colonisation wasn't around when I joined so I guess that died off before 2013. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:56, April 5, 2015 (UTC)

edit What has happened to Wikia?

I'm afraid I answered the question, What is Wikia? and not the one you asked. What happened to Wikia, I assume, is that it matured. It used to be a free-wheeling small corporation and then got enough Vice Presidents for Community Outreach to hear from evangelical churches, the Republican Party, and others who understand how we would traumatize children, lower America's GDP by ushering in an era of masturbation, and be blacklisted at libraries if people could just click and view a bit of butt-crack, as they still can at Wikipedia. I assume memos went out and people were hired. That a corporation was once not a Dick does not mean it commits never to be a Dick, especially if it creates a Department of Dickery. Again, though, I have always found a way for my articles to be adequately funny without any butt cracks at all. Spıke Ѧ 09:55 4-Apr-15

Good explanation, It's weird, though, that Wikipedia which has so many rules nobody understands them all has pictures of penises going into vaginas but the free-wheeling take-off uncyclopedia can't show butts. OK it's not just weird it's stupid. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:05, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
At one point we had a content warning that Wikia asked us to put in place so that a message appeared warning of the humorous nature of Uncyclopedia before you saw the website. Thankfully after we protested it was removed. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:00, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
I saw that message. Warnings like that don't work. Instead they're a good way of attracting kids. At least they did me when I was 13. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:41, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
Not sure you're talking about Wikipedia Miley? I haven't found those pages you mentioned!--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:21, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
I too have been clicking furiously as the postman is late Spıke Ѧ 09:34 5-Apr-15
I'll assume Romartus and SPIKE are at least sort of serious. If I post direct links to Wikipedia/wiki commons images I'll probably get banned here or something, but here's not so direct links. Check Wikipedia articles on s*xual intercourse, v*gina, and p*nis for a start. If you want photos of f*cking and oral s*x, look at*nile-v*ginal_intercourse, Heteros*xual intercourse, Bis*xual intercourse, etc. I'm a girl who started her teenage years on the Internet so I grew up finding this stuff ;) . DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:55, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia Spring Festival

Hi Miley! Would you be interested in participating in a Spring Festival? You are invited to join the discussion! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:25, April 20, 2015 (UTC)

Signed up. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:40, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:59, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
By the way, would you have any topic suggestions for other candidates? If so, it would be great to hear them. We'd like to make a list of all the suggestions and then distribute them before the contest starts. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:27, April 23, 2015 (UTC)
Sorry I just saw this message so I guess it's too late now. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:42, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

edit Springtime Surprise! assignment

Your article to write (by 23:59 UTC 3-May) is Noble gases. Spıke Ѧ 00:03 25-Apr-15

Oh great. I got to write an article on something I know nothing about. I guess that's my fault for signing up! Where' my old high school chemistry book? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:41, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Ideally, knowing nothing about it will put you on an exactly equal footing with everyone else in the game. Spıke Ѧ 00:55 25-Apr-15

But I could have written about Ted Cruz with my eyes closed. :P DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Worst case, you can post-edit Jonny appleseed after the contest with your eyes closed. Could you "do" Chris Christie? 01:28 25-Apr-15 PS--If you are sayin' you are a Texan, then Yes! we have no Ann Richards or Tom DeLay, either. These would be apart from the contest, though. Spıke Ѧ 01:34 25-Apr-15

OK understand I'm not complaining I'm just being my drama queen self. I already started writing Noble gases in my user space. I know Ted Cruz because I live in Austin, Texas. I don't know anything about Christie except he vetoed the bill to outlaw gestation crates which are cruel to pigs. I'm reviving the peta wikia can you tell? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:38, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
I wrote the above before you added about Richards and DeLay. We had an edit conflict. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:40, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Is Po-ke Jo's still open??? 01:42 25-Apr-15 Hippie Hollow? Yikes, we have no Rick Perry either! He is up here trying to be relevant. Spıke Ѧ 01:59 25-Apr-15

Don't ask me about Po-ke Jo's I'm a vegetarian. :) Hippie Hollow? You must have been checking my website. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:08, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
No article on Rick Perry? Oh. I could so do Rick. I mean an article. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:09, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

A Texan who never hankers for a $6 platter of brisket and sausage? (It's probably not still $6.) Less for you means more for us tourists. Spıke Ѧ 02:14 25-Apr-15

I grew up in Minnesota (Senator Al Franken!) eating cheese curd and deep-fried candy bars. :D I didn't move to Texas until a few years ago. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:19, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
The Al Franken article could really use some work. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:22, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Go wild! I thought Minnesotans preferred frozen Snickers. Spıke Ѧ 02:23 25-Apr-15

You've been around, haven't you? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:28, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
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