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I am Head Pooper Scooper (Adopter/Admin/Bureaucrat) at PETA Wiki

Now that I'm a fulltime student at a major university and have a job, I have lots of spare time to edit wikis (Right?) and think about my incredibly sexy friend <insert name here>.

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edit Hi there!

Welcome back. I'm ScottPat (some call me "Scott"). I wasn't around in 2010 but I'm sure you'll notice this place has changed a fair bit. A few people are left from that era but many are not. I hope you stick around and have fun. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:58, April 3, 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:50, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
Tell me, what was Uncyclopedia like back then in those glory days? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:19, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
I don't know how it compares to now cuz I haven't been back long enough. But you couldn't archive your talk page without someone posting something rude on your new talk page within like 30 seconds; you could have nudity and pictures like you can have on Wikipedia; people got blocked for like an hour as a joke; there was a new feature article every day; Imperial Colonization was fixing a messed up article every month; and I got away with being a drama queen. It was fun. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:10, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
I guess the real problem is that we don't have as many regular, active users as we used to back then. Still, we have a laugh now and then here. I have been joke banned, almost every time I archive my talk page it has been page raped and I kept UnSignpost going until the end of last year when I ran out of ideas for the paper. We have even got our act together and made April Fools day jokes and current affairs community jokes in my time here. Imperial Colonisation wasn't around when I joined so I guess that died off before 2013. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:56, April 5, 2015 (UTC)

edit What has happened to Wikia?

I'm afraid I answered the question, What is Wikia? and not the one you asked. What happened to Wikia, I assume, is that it matured. It used to be a free-wheeling small corporation and then got enough Vice Presidents for Community Outreach to hear from evangelical churches, the Republican Party, and others who understand how we would traumatize children, lower America's GDP by ushering in an era of masturbation, and be blacklisted at libraries if people could just click and view a bit of butt-crack, as they still can at Wikipedia. I assume memos went out and people were hired. That a corporation was once not a Dick does not mean it commits never to be a Dick, especially if it creates a Department of Dickery. Again, though, I have always found a way for my articles to be adequately funny without any butt cracks at all. Spıke Ѧ 09:55 4-Apr-15

Good explanation, It's weird, though, that Wikipedia which has so many rules nobody understands them all has pictures of penises going into vaginas but the free-wheeling take-off uncyclopedia can't show butts. OK it's not just weird it's stupid. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:05, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
At one point we had a content warning that Wikia asked us to put in place so that a message appeared warning of the humorous nature of Uncyclopedia before you saw the website. Thankfully after we protested it was removed. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:00, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
I saw that message. Warnings like that don't work. Instead they're a good way of attracting kids. At least they did me when I was 13. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:41, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
Not sure you're talking about Wikipedia Miley? I haven't found those pages you mentioned!--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:21, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
I too have been clicking furiously as the postman is late Spıke Ѧ 09:34 5-Apr-15
I'll assume Romartus and SPIKE are at least sort of serious. If I post direct links to Wikipedia/wiki commons images I'll probably get banned here or something, but here's not so direct links. Check Wikipedia articles on s*xual intercourse, v*gina, and p*nis for a start. If you want photos of f*cking and oral s*x, look at*nile-v*ginal_intercourse, Heteros*xual intercourse, Bis*xual intercourse, etc. I'm a girl who started her teenage years on the Internet so I grew up finding this stuff ;) . DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:55, April 6, 2015 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia Spring Festival

Hi Miley! Would you be interested in participating in a Spring Festival? You are invited to join the discussion! Anton (talk) 14:25, April 20, 2015 (UTC)

Signed up. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:40, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks! Anton (talk) 09:59, April 22, 2015 (UTC)
By the way, would you have any topic suggestions for other candidates? If so, it would be great to hear them. We'd like to make a list of all the suggestions and then distribute them before the contest starts. Anton (talk) 10:27, April 23, 2015 (UTC)
Sorry I just saw this message so I guess it's too late now. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:42, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

edit Springtime Surprise! assignment

Your article to write (by 23:59 UTC 3-May) is Noble gases. Spıke Ѧ 00:03 25-Apr-15

Oh great. I got to write an article on something I know nothing about. I guess that's my fault for signing up! Where' my old high school chemistry book? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:41, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Ideally, knowing nothing about it will put you on an exactly equal footing with everyone else in the game. Spıke Ѧ 00:55 25-Apr-15

But I could have written about Ted Cruz with my eyes closed. :P DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Worst case, you can post-edit Jonny appleseed after the contest with your eyes closed. Could you "do" Chris Christie? 01:28 25-Apr-15 PS--If you are sayin' you are a Texan, then Yes! we have no Ann Richards or Tom DeLay, either. These would be apart from the contest, though. Spıke Ѧ 01:34 25-Apr-15

OK understand I'm not complaining I'm just being my drama queen self. I already started writing Noble gases in my user space. I know Ted Cruz because I live in Austin, Texas. I don't know anything about Christie except he vetoed the bill to outlaw gestation crates which are cruel to pigs. I'm reviving the peta wikia can you tell? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:38, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
I wrote the above before you added about Richards and DeLay. We had an edit conflict. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:40, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Is Po-ke Jo's still open??? 01:42 25-Apr-15 Hippie Hollow? Yikes, we have no Rick Perry either! He is up here trying to be relevant. Spıke Ѧ 01:59 25-Apr-15

Don't ask me about Po-ke Jo's I'm a vegetarian. :) Hippie Hollow? You must have been checking my website. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:08, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
No article on Rick Perry? Oh. I could so do Rick. I mean an article. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:09, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

A Texan who never hankers for a $6 platter of brisket and sausage? (It's probably not still $6.) Less for you means more for us tourists. Spıke Ѧ 02:14 25-Apr-15

I grew up in Minnesota (Senator Al Franken!) eating cheese curd and deep-fried candy bars. :D I didn't move to Texas until a few years ago. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:19, April 25, 2015 (UTC)
The Al Franken article could really use some work. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:22, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Go wild! I thought Minnesotans preferred frozen Snickers. Spıke Ѧ 02:23 25-Apr-15

You've been around, haven't you? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:28, April 25, 2015 (UTC)

Did Spike make an untoward comment about my writing ability just now? I wasn't entirely sure. Jonny appleseed (talk) 06:49, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

No, you are writing an article that Miley claims to be able to write with her eyes closed. So Spike proposed an alternative. Anton (talk) 09:22, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

edit DFVQ

Dear Discordian Drama Princess,

I would have loved it if you could clarify to me whether the events of the past few days should or should not be taken seriously. I just checked Uncyclopedia this morning and saw that you were already withdrawing from the competition after being one of the very first people to complete or nearly complete their assigment. Now, I don't know if you are too quick or I am too slow, but I feel like I should either express regret at the the site of you leaving the festival so early on or laugh, if it's a joke, and I don't know which.

Sincerely waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel,

Anton (talk) 11:08, April 29, 2015 (UTC)

I honestly regret it if you're really leaving the contest. I read the beginning of your article and it looked great. Tell me, what's the trouble? Can it not be fixed? Anton (talk) 18:48, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks Anton you're very sweet. Hugs. I was both joking and serious. It's hard coming back here and finding a bunch of new rules I don't know and don't like and getting chastised for breaking them. And seeing people break the old rules I know and then have them wonder why I don't understand that now it's OK.
Back in the day if you got pissed about something it was best to leave for a while instead of staying around making a big ass of yourself. I don't need my ass any bigger. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:32, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
I can only think of one rule you have been "chastised" about (the rule about using this website to advertise your work elsewhere, and Romartus told you why that rule came about). The confusing userspace drop-down menu on the Move page continues to confound all of us. (It came in about two years ago.) Now, making such convoluted efforts to keep people from peeking in on your contest work — at the same time you rage-quit, presumably on the basis of having peeked in on my work — is getting annoying. Put it at User:Miley Spears/Noble gases — No one will be allowed to screw with it there, including you if you are not logged in — and quit spending time on new, "KEEP OUT!" templates. Spıke Ѧ 21:53 30-Apr-15
Instead of using the standard construction template, I adopted it for the spring contest. I used to adapt templates here all the time. Am I in trouble for that too? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:56, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
My understanding is that you can use as many templates as you want on your user pages, just don't spam templates in the mainspace. Also, when you adapt a template, don't overwrite the main template. Generally, we are trying to get away from using templates in the mainspace, and articles with too many templates on them will be rejected from mainspace (and put back into your userspace). Keep these guidelines in mind, and you'll do fine with templates. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:01, May 3, 2015 (UTC)
What I did was adapt the Construction template in my own user space (I didn't overwrite anything) to show that my article in main space was part of a contest so other people would know not to edit it. I just didn't want somebody trying to improve the article because if they did then I'd see they did something better but couldn't use it! :) But SPIKE changed the statement that encouraged us to put it in main space to keeping it in our user space, and then he helped move it back for me. So everything's A-OK! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:28, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

edit Thullas

It is important, and a longstanding tradition of Uncyclopedia, that third parties chime in to make a newbie feel welcome, and I am glad you did so at User talk:Thullas after he blanked his project. My way is to tell people what they are doing wrong — not to schmooze them to give them a nice warm feeling about me — and it helps to have someone else arrive to sympathize with him. It strikes me that he was stung by having someone say he was doing something wrong, before anyone told him how to do it right, and it strikes me that you were too, with all these words and Forums about new rules that you should have been told about. Unfortunately, when someone joins a new group, or returns to it after some years off, there is no guarantee that everything will go smoothly; the only solution is to resolve to learn about one another and find a way to work together. So I am enthused that you are having fun with "Noble gases" and have gotten past the shock of seeing the changes over three-or-however-many years. Spıke Ѧ 03:32 3-May-15

Thank you, SPIKE. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:23, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

edit User:Miley Spears/Men in Black

You own it. (Also the talk page.) Spıke Ѧ 13:36 8-May-15

Thank you SPIKE! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:15, May 10, 2015 (UTC)


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Get your friends to like us as well! SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 10:06, May 19, 2015 (UTC)

Cool. I'll share it with my 1,000+ facebook friends. Most of whom ignore what I post. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:00, May 22, 2015 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Letterman thrown in dumpster hours after final 'Late Show' episode

Hi Miley, your UnNews is on the Facebook site. --EStop (talk) 19:42, May 24, 2015 (UTC)

Hi again Miley, hope you don't mind I had a bit of a play with your article, just expanded on your jokes a bit. Please revert, of course, if you don't like what's been done.--EStop (talk) 05:47, May 26, 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the note. I really don't know what to say about your edits because I'm American. I wrote the article about an American show using American terminology. I don't know what a skip is except something you do with a jump. Also the teeth flossed is specifically a reference to Letterman; it's a running joke that he has a gap between his teeth. Sorry but I don't understand what the new stuff is talking about. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:20, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
A "skip", according to Wikipedia is a "dumpster" in US English - If you don't think EStop's changes work then he has said you can revert them. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 06:17, May 30, 2015 (UTC)

edit Your Forum

As you anticipated, I deleted it. "Wikia's Prudery Policy" is legend, but what you are doing here is enlisting users to help you flog your grievances, notably involving other websites. This website ought not to be used as a tool in offsite grievances.

Separately, you are welcome to use your user page to indicate non-Uncyclopedia ways to contact you--but not to turn each signature into an advertisement of another website. See UN:SIG. Spıke Ѧ 01:49 30-May-15

I did not think you'd delete it. Not at all. My post was about This website is This website is a part of The policies I talked about apply to this site, The signature I used linked to and my talk page at Those are a part of this site.
I had really looked forward to coming back to this site. Back in the day, a couple of admins seemed to prefer being critical, but most were friendly. I thought it would still be that way. I was wrong. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:11, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
I remain friendly Miley. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:19, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
OK I checked back. I saw it was an issue of image removal from Discordia and also Wikia's sexual intimacy website (I didn't know they had one). I have reversed a couple of instances of Wikia admins doing the same here, none got re-reversed after I left a message on the wikia admin's page Ducksoup. Regards creating a forum on this subject here, the usual place to do it is in the Benson pages where off-Uncyclopedia topics have been usually parked for user discussions. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:49, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
You have been friendly, Romartus. :) If you want to post on one of my wikia sites, you're welcome to. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:54, May 31, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks Miley. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:14, May 31, 2015 (UTC)

edit External link added to article

Uncyclopedia is a website for your original comedy writing. We are not a catalog of funny stuff available at other websites. An automated Abuse Filter has detected that you have added an external link to your article, perhaps a YouTube video.

If you proceed, your edit will be logged for additional study by the Uncyclopedia vandal patrollers. They might undo your edit, and they might then study your other edits, in which case, I shudder to think what might happen to you.

Consider deleting this enticement for your readers to leave our website, and actually writing something funny enough to make them want to stay!

edit Noble gases

Hi Miley, in order for readers to get the joke, do you think you could change the quip about Uncyclopedia's prudence policy into something about the NSA or relevant organization. Readers may not be aware of Uncyclopedia's prudence policy. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:52, June 8, 2015 (UTC) Miley Spears Discordian American Princess to the Stars (let's talk) 01:56, August 4, 2015 (UTC)

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