User talk:Mike the Great

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edit Welcome!

Sleeping Cat

Oh, welcome.

Oh, hello, Mike the Great, nice that you decided to make a new account into these flaming wheels of death and sorrow. I`m happy that all the 666 messages we sent you finally worked. We are also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below before you end up too quickly.

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So, again, welcome!

OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:14 14 May 2012

edit hello

hello. i am hipcrime. welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. in order to become a sysop, penis pix are required. plz provide them so i can assign the correct user rights to your account kthx. -hipcrime 06:19, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

ED visitors can use the car park round the back, next to the bins and the slurry tank. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
That bin gave me a rash, it was awful. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:37, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
I had a wikia account named "Yes hi I am a vandal" and i can't sign in with it. Do you guys have a separate database for that or something? {{SUBST:nosubst:Mike the Great/Sig}} 06:41, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
Wikia accounts don't work here. Welcome to the Apocalypse. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Aug 17 '12 1:43 (UTC)
Yeah I realized that, unfortunately. It's a real shame because my wikia account is in very good standing with the community, however I understand uncyc's hosting history and it's a shame that it's incompatible with wikia in some senses, but also really great that you guys get to continue having your site without some fat fucking piece of shit whale killing it. :) Mike the Great (talk) 02:34, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
My Wikia account is also in good standing. Every email gets treated with the highest possible level of contempt.                               Puppy's talk page03:18 17 Aug

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                              Puppy's talk page03:18 17 Aug

edit Oh Dear...

...you appear to be a total wanker. By the look of what you did, you obviously are/were an insider. Why break the site if you've decided to leave? Seems a touch childish The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sog1970 (talk • contribs)

I don't think he "left", I think he was never really here in the first place. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jan 12 '13 14:22 (UTC)

edit Sorry

I just wanted to apologize and save you guys some trouble. I am Frosty, and a host of other admins and you should all ban all of them everywhere just to be safe. Also when I'm done being one of the admins here, who's not frosty, I need to get on my frosty account and unprotect that forum since apparently I can't post there ): Mike the Great (talk) 23:09, January 12, 2013 (UTC)

RIP. Badmachine (talk) 23:32, January 12, 2013 (UTC)
Can't trust anything said by this guy, so nothing is certain until the check-user result is back. No reaction by anybody, please, this dick has a way with words. A backwards way with words! hahahahahahaheheeheheheeheeheeheeheeh huh? Aleister 1:37 13-1-'13
Mike the Great = Mike the Great. Checkuser is just a waste of time. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:53, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
I completely agree with Frosty, or my name is not Puppy!                               Puppy's talk page04:57 15 Jan
Check user is our friend. She keeps things in line. If this is Frosty, I for one say, dude, that must have been fun. Thanks for the apology. I forgive you at least, you gave us something new to look at. Some of my best times here have been with vandals. That 92 vandal, I have at least one feature with him. And whoever that was, You are Legend, that was the baddest code fuck this site has had while I've been here. But guys, come one, we need this site for a siphon. The people come here, and we try to send them there, and unless they have the brains of an ant and miss the message, they go there, and are welcomed with open arms and legs. Jesus, that mystic guy from that holy book, said to forgive "seventy times seven". That's a lot. Most of the good mystic religions say the same thing, or so I've read, and they make it a condition of life. Frosty apologized, if it is Frosty - and we can't trust a thing whoever it is says until check user comes back. Thank you Frosty, youse a man, youse is. And Romartus will have been proven right, and the guys who cleaned up after whoever it was, they may be pissed. All I say is we can't afford to lose you. Must have been fun though. Aleister 2:03 13-1-'13 lucky numbers, play the lottery!
I can be quite certain that none of the folks who stayed behind (including Romartus) will believe me when I say this, but Frosty is not Mike the Great, and of that, I am certain. I vouch Frosty to the hilt. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 13 '13 20:53 (UTC)
Jeez, I'm an idiot. I thought Frosty was admitting it in his post saying "Check user is a waste of time". Duh. Forget my nice words about forgiving Frosty, hang him from the highest tree is my new opinion. Aleister 20:59 13-1-'13
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