User talk:MichaelHax

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edit Welcome!

Hello, MichaelHax, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Audio work?

When are you going to start showcasing your master audio skillz? Kenvalyi 15:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Hopefully soon. MichaelHax 02:12, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to Unnews

You've got a terrific voice and enunciation for radio... too bad it's wasted on UnNews! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:52, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

Network rage I'm Mad As...

Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Even though you didn't bother to vote for me... you bastard! Kenvalyi 02:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

edit More like Boob of the Month!

Congrats on the award, you beautiful ungrateful thoughtful bastard! Warning! Your sister is editting your userpage, and I had nothing to do with that.

I'll come around to feed Freddykins at my usual time. --Kenvalyi 20:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Where in dem der world be MichaelHax?

Quit all dat fancy schoolling and reading! Ain't gonna do you no good, boy, you ain't too bright to begin wit! Now start 'ritin' and 'rithmaticin' some dem der articles and make dem udder fellers laff. No one likes a smartypants. --Kenvalyi 00:33, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

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