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Oh, A Bureaucrat

oooohhhh, I'm soooooo scaaaaaaarreeeddd!! oooohhhh!   Le Cejak <15:55, 29 Jun 2008>

I can't believe you! You banned me without bringing my case before the community! I didn't know you could do that! You 'crats think yer so kewl with your superpowers, but ya ain't nuthin. YA AIN'T NUTHIN!!! *me waves bottle in Mhaille's face*   Le Cejak <0:20, 30 Jun 2008>
I can't believe you! You called me a penis on my own talk page! *me waves bottle in Mhaille's face* jus' *me waves bottle in Mhaille's face* jus' cuz yer a sysop ya think yer big! Well, YA AIN'T NUTHIN!!! ya-- ya ain't NUTHIN!!!   Le Cejak <0:34, 01 Jul 2008>
You thin' that jus' cus u gots all those articles that what I got ain't nuthin? You sir, are no gentle-- geltle-- gentlemahn... You need a swift kick in the bottom if you ask me. Which you won't, cus u think yer so damn BIG. You know what? You know what, Mhaille? If I was an admin and you were a user, I'd joke ban you for a "billion billion jiffies" and I'd never look ba-HIC-ack.   Le Cejak <20:49, 03 Jul 2008>
If you were an admin, eh? /me wanders off to abuse Bureau powers..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
/me drops my virgin appletini What?   Le Cejak <21:52, 03 Jul 2008>
Mhaille, if you OP Cajek (even just for an hour) I promise not to say "pants" for the whole rest of the year. That is the highest offering I can muster before your high table of Bureau... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:58, Jul 3
Ha, that's a good offer! I'd take it, Mhaille.   Le Cejak <22:09, 03 Jul 2008>

Oh, I see. You think yer big, then? You think yer big? Is that it? You think yer a big ol' bureaucrat? Do ya?   Le Cejak <15:29, 24 Aug 2008>

I am genuinely hurt..... :( -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Oh, when did bureaucrats get souls??????????????????????????????? huh? when? when did they? was it after they stopped believing they were so big?   Le Cejak <16:36, 24 Aug 2008>
We have plenty of souls. We take them from the little people who edit the site. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
You think yer big cuz you have a soul, then? I see. I see how it is; how you think yer so big.   Le Cejak <16:41, 24 Aug 2008>
Six foot two is big, right? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Depends on what yer talking about. If that's the size of yer EGO (which I presume it is) then it might be too big. If it's a skyscraper, then it's too small. It's all in how you look at it. The point is, the point I'm trying to get at is, that you think yer big.   Le Cejak <16:50, 24 Aug 2008>
I think that comes across. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Yeah. I get it. You think you're so damn big, just because you're a bureaucrat? Do ya? What have you done for the little man recently, huh? What've'ya done? Nuthin. Yer human GARBAGE.   Le Cejak <12:57, 28 Sep 2008>

Who do you think you are????????? Yeah, thought I forgot about you, huh?   Le Cejak <23:25, 02 Oct 2008>
Good god! Even when I'm talking to other people, you come along and announce your greatness? Is that how it works? Is that how the world works? Is that how we operate around here? Is that what happens? Is this our Modusoperandi?   Le Cejak <0:47 Oct 11, 2008>

Oh, you think that, just because my userpage redirects to yours that you're big? THIS ISN'T OVER, MR. BUREAUCRAT!!!   Le Cejak <19:17 Oct 11, 2008>

This... is NOT... over! No! It isn't! It's just begun! You all make me sick!   Le Cejak <19:24 Oct 11, 2008>


Lack of Internet

I was out of the internet world for a while. I voted yesterday with that handy bit of programming! I might be around more. I might even write something. -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 10:00, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Can you peruse my minge, please?

I hope I've freshened it up a bit now. If you can provide any tips ... Oh! I'm turning into Mrs Slocombe! Geoffprickett 07:15, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Is it worth having a crack at vfh with this? No pun intended, btw. Geoffprickett 08:53, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

RJDBBoNR

Thanks for the subscription. ;) I'm glad there are still some 1-2 year old overnight successes left. Wish I had the time to write some more. My goal is to eventually polish some of the ones left in the vault. That seems more reasonably attainable, given that life is only getting busier. Given the recent Dio publication though (as written, with the addition of a nice outro from OEJ), I (still) can't tell which of mine are crap, and which were just never noticed.

I do miss this place, you, and a handful of other ne'er-do-wells who shall rename nameless (mostly out of respect for their families) and aliasless (mostly 'cos I'm too lazy to make out the full list).

Cheers, etc. --T. (talk) 23:01, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Gonna be off...

...for a couple of days. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:51, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Hi, double redirect confuses...

...me. I wrote an article and have been moving it back&forth. Are the redirects screwed now? What to do next time if they are? This one seriously blows my top. I'm in a noob loop. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:08, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

The one within your userspace is deleted. Are there any others? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I suppose there aren't since I moved the original article back to my userspace when I started editing it. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:06, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

we ditched...

the cave sign: time warp joke, not consistent with the rest of the article. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:01, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Seems like the article is about ready to be moved - what do you think? There could be more text but since the joke is mostly in the images, I think we can add whatever comes up later.-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:02, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
I can way "help" you with the hunt bit, but you gotta forgive me if I go wednesdolting blob with it. Meet me in chat and we talk. A good idea for article only it's gotta be loose in a way that cannot be foreseen. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:30, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination and the vote

Art-Nouveau-Metro-Chateau-dEau-Sign-Paris-France-Photographic-Print-C12897178 Thanks for the vote on
France
Now let's go strike again!

And continued support:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:45, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Got your email a while back...

I'm not dead, just changed jobs to one where I can't get on the internet for anything but fucking "work". So that is cutting down my unarticle creation time. However, with a little wiki-magic and a lot of luck I will have something new to bug you about soon.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 03:27, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Rabbi Ted

Any progress, or further ideas? Would love to see and possibly contribute. Hmm. It was you with whom I discussedf this, wasn't it? Always mix you up with Codeine for some reason. If not, steal the idea; it'll really piss him off. RabbiTechno 19:23, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Bob Goulet

Could you look at this and do something with him?

A play in play

Hi, drop me a line if you're interested in working a classical play with me. It is here, so jump right in if you like. You'll see on the spot what I'm trying to do. One thing only: if you add to the templates, try to keep the ideas somewhere between 500BC and Middle Ages or so. Or most of them. template:play_expletive is not actually meant to be a list of expletives - I just copied it from "expletive" and forgot to change the name. I'm not sure whether to add any actual expletives - I think not since it's such a common trick. Better use them sparingly I think, write them straight to the text where they fit. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 15:07, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Right on!

I'm a bit surprised - real nice! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:59, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Chainsaws for bayonets

Yep - that was one of mine. Just been dragged back to the realms of Uncyclowatist with Bunfight getting nommed, so working on some other stuff. Still got some tweks I want to do for the OK Corral, and may get to them eventually, but I think it's a pretty good article as it stands - would be nice to see it feature, as it has a lot of subtleties which have been missing of late - many thanks for your great work on it. Asahatter (annoy) 23:28, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

HUMP

Hi, here's an idea that connects to HUMP quite easily I think. If you can figure out a way to combine these smoothly it will quickly grow into an article I'm sure. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Multiliteralist/Internet_slang_reform

Idea is, of course, to ban all the acronyms etc. that are now in use, and come up with new stuff, even more nonsensical and idiotic. By itself it might not be enough but with HUMP as a frame it could work. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:10, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Edit Help

Hey I am a noob and I know nothing. I've wrote an article (Jet Engine) and it sucks. Can you edit it?

Thanks for the edit! Try to feature it Alexander the Great 13:35, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Custard at dawn

I am considering bathing in a large tub of custard to celebrate. Thanks for the VFP - mebbe I'll add some maple leaves.Asahatter (annoy) 10:41, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Thank you!

I would be LucyInTheSkyWDiamonds, but you know how the economy sucks. I just can't afford the real thing, ya di-i-ig?

Non illegitimi carborundum "Dont let the bastards wear you down.

Vandalism!

These IP addresses are wrecking havoc 75.173.249.58 198.83.124.250 121.222.248.235 203.134.119.224 You are an admin block them! Alexander the Great 08:11, 24 October 2008 (UTC) you are an admin block them!

AC/DC

The AC/DC article really sucked so I whiped it and started it again (didn't seem like anyone else was going to), but it still sucks. Would you (or anybody, for that matter) mind helping it along a bit? It could do with some more pictures as well, and i'm particularly shit at that part.Fuqueue 12:37, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Adoption

Can you help me get adopted?
--Doctapeppaman 21:47, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

You already are adopted, that's why your "parents" hate you.Fuqueue 04:20, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Officially Whoring

If I read you correctly BBC Wireless 4 tickles various bones of yours. If it doesn't, just run away and discuss more important things with wikia ... but ultimately the Brit invasion should continue. Asahatter (annoy) 23:54, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Help Badly!

can you adopt me plz? I wrote another article and it is even more sucky than the first one! I need some help on prose, formatting and eliminating the lists, OEJ gave me a nice review and I've tried to follow it. I also need a good box art Thanks if u can help -Alexander the Great 13:14, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Also, I may start putting about the rumour/slander that you're shacked up with farm animals in Wales, and have decended into bestiallty and prostitiution - unless you come back and edit the site soon:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:39, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Sad...

That I was not asked to judge the latest competition. I was a judge last year and wasn't asked. Very sad... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:17, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

There may be treachery afoot at this years Aristocrat's Ball!

It was brought to my attention on IRC that Fag has uploaded his image multiple times under different names, and had it huffed multiple times by request on QVFD. KingKitty brought this up to me, and I don't particularily like him, and I do like Fag (in an entirely hetero way...), so I won't be too disappointed if this allegation falls through. But your opinion on the matter? Here is the link to the archive I spoke of before: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive43 Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:06, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Disregard, me and Modus talked and settled it. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:36, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Generic TDB Message

This is a generic message, being sent out to you, because you are one of the judges that is to judge in this year's Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball judging. The instructions for judging, and the judging results posting, are to be found at this page. Your judging is to take place between the judging days of December 11th and December 21st, and to be posted to the judging page by the end of the judging span. If you are unable to judge the judging, please let me know on my talk page, in which case I will make my judgment of which user is the best prospective judge to judge. Have a good day, and happy judging! -RAHB 01:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Međugorje

Could you please undelete Međugorje? (see here. I don't see the problem with the text, but if you insist, I will add some more "general" humor, not specific to incident with Brave defenders of the Truth from de wiki. --Nena Djeb. 09:57, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Drago mi je, Nena. The article has been restored to your userspace at User:Nena Djebivi/Međugorje for you to work on at your leisure. Hvala! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:31, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Giggle

Umm... I was wondering if their was anything that I could to help out contact me. Halsoft

Happy Hanukkah

Merry Christmas

BonnerGame
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk)

Seasons Greetings

Remember:
Keep the "X" in
X-mas


Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas
Ppreasonforseason

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:28, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:39, Dec 21

Mucho Thanko You

Well, I thank you for voting for my image. You were right. If I reached down deep, into the place where I push down all my feelings that I don't want to deal with, I can create art as offensive as those feelings. Hope your happy. I am! Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:37, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

Happy Holidays!!!

Wiccan20Countess20-20Yule20Reef20-2 Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor. Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!
And I am SO not a heathen

yay :D The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:56, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

BITCH, PLEASE!

Santapimp

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

During this season...

Scientologicalholydays
Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry!

Christmas-clipart-006 Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:51, Dec 24

Here's Your Christmas Tree

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:15, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Could you please...

...update the Foolitzer Prize page for January, old bean? I wish to nominate somebody. Tally ho! IronLung 02:33, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Mhaille's on a bit of a hiatus - I'd advise pestering the Rampant Rabbi:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Bannination/IRC


I won't do it again. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:22, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

well..

Since at least 2006 (and according to Splarka, long before then too) -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 08:28, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Well...that may very well be true, however in the example cited the individual was dealt with based on his actions on Uncyclopedia, ie openly talking about his actions on THIS website. If Colin's actions had been brought to the community via the Forums he would in all probability ended up with a token ban as a slap on the wrist. In this case I think there is a serious COI on your behalf, either you are acting on behalf of Wikipedia or you are acting on behalf of Wikia. At the very least you should have talked it over with the community to make sure that any COI, perceived or otherwise, wouldn't be an issue. Just for the record before I unbanned I sought the opinions of other admins and all but one agreed that a ban here overstepped the mark for the reasons highlighted above. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I acted for Uncyclopedia, as an admin, exactly as I and others have acted in the past (in more than just the case I linked above, it's hard to track examples of course). Colin was bragging on #uncyclopedia about his vandalism of the user page of an Wikipedian who is an Uncyclopedia critic, in revenge for an edit that user made. I had already warned the channel as a whole that vandalism of Wikipedia was not a suitable reaction to the edit. His actions showed us all up, and will help to reinforce our critics' opinions of us.
Another admin was present and agreed with my action (I think his words were something like "damn, you got to the on-wiki ban before I did"). I was fully expecting the ban duration to be reduced after discussion with Colin and an understanding that it won't happen again (again, standard practice). So all in all I don't feel I overstepped here.
This is in no way a Wikia matter. As Wikia staff I see this purely as a local issue, to be dealt with by local admins (like myself). However, I am aware that it's easy at the moment with the bad feeling about Wikia for that to carry over into my non-staff actions. I've said before that I would step down as Uncyclopedian admin if this sort of conflict happened (to restate, I don't think the ban was a COI, but I do see that my dual role is likely to be part of the perception of and reaction to that ban) but, dammit, I don't want to! I like being an admin here! Perhaps it will be necessary, but I would like to try and hold on to both roles for now. -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 16:44, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
I support Sannse's actions, as per the comments I made 2 1/2 years ago. Vandalising wikis - almost any wikis - raises issues of trust and responsibility that need to be clarified. Also, attacking our critics is a petty and pathetic move, and puts us on a par with Scientologists. Isn't that nice? The one thing I would say its that given the scope of Colin's contributions to Uncyclopedia, 3 months is a little harsh; I would have probably made it 3-5 days. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:52, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
I agree completely, however in the precedent that you point out there was a discussion within the Forum before action was taken, which therefore make it community led. The perception, regardless of sannse's good intentions, was of a conflict of interest. I will have to check through the logs but there was also another case of vandalising a wiki a few years by users on this site, and one that I believe had a lasting effect on the poor people who worked hard on making WNWiki the monument to national and cultural pride that it became. It isn't enough to act properly, we also have to be seen to be acting properly. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hey there

I was just creating an awesomely un-funny poll, and the word asinine came up. I abruptly thought of Cctoide, and realized I haven't seen him in a really long time :/ is he still around at all?

Hmm, it'd be nice if I tagged this. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 19:49, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Um

Sorry if I was trying to be too helpful. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:30, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

No worries....I don't think you CAN be TOO helpful. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Okay then. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:35, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

From IRC

<AndorinKato> So, my revert script is broken. ;-;
<EnzoAquarius> AndorinKato: It's probably outdated'
<EnzoAquarius> Depends on the last time you used it
<EnzoAquarius> Just ask for rollback (it's what I did)
<AndorinKato> How does one go about asking for rollback? Talk page of an admin? (I have been away for a long time.)
<EnzoAquarius> AndorinKato: I forget, it was awhile ago, just ask an admin
<AndorinKato> So, who to talk to?
<EnzoAquarius> AndorinKato: Talk to Mhaille

Pretty please? --Andorin Kato 02:24, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Rollback

Nice stuff, but how do I use it? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:08, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

I like it, thanks. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:09, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks...

You know, getting taht nomination was a wonderful thing. That it came from you was really special. So I send you my thanks and I wish you were back... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:37, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

RAAAWR

RAAAAAWR.

Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Howdy

PLS is on, hope you'll be about:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:55, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Look

Enough of this nonsense. I need you to come into IRC and tell me what to do with ma latest artikle. :) pretty please? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:36, Mar 7

Purim

OK, I know you're not Jewish, but any excuse for a piss-up is worthy. :-)

RuneScape article

Hi. I asked Dr.Skullthumper to put my article on RuneScape into mainspace a while ago, and he told me to get it Pee Reviewed. I've been working on it since then and I got a score of 32.5 from the Pee Review (you can check it here), so I wanted you to move it into mainspace for me. I can't do it myself 'cause the page is locked. Thanks for your help.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 21:41, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

So, can you put it into mainspace?--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 15:57, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
I think Mhaille may still be searching for the holy grail. Your article look OK to me (though more work is always a good idea), so you can move it to mainspace now. Congratulations on managing to write something presentable about RuneScape! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:08, Mar 18
Thanks! There's a whole Wiki on it, though I daresay most of it wouldn't be presentable here. By the way, there's a problem with the redirect: Runescape still redirects to Category:RuneScape, rather than RuneScape. Cheers if you can fix that.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 16:47, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
There is something odd going on with the search box right now. I tried it, and it was like you said... Tried it a bit later, and now it's working fine. Is it working correctly for you now? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:10, Mar 18
It's taking me to the cat still. I'd fix it myself, but the Runescape page is blocked.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 20:27, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
I spoke to sannse about this. Apparently the search box has "problems"... One second it goes to your page, the next to the category. I don't think there is anything we can do about that for now. Which page is protected? I protected RuneScape so that only registered users can edit it, so you should be able to edit that page fine. Give me a link? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:33, Mar 18
The page on "Runescape" is protected. I haven't actualy seen what happens when you press a link to it yet though. *seconds pass in which I wander if it would be worth indenting my next post* Ah...there's no article there. I'm assuming that the fault is because the search-box disregards the need for the category prefix. I think it would be fixed if someone put a redirect at "Runescape".--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 17:08, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Try this one: RuneScape. Capitalization is your friend. ;) -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:15, 19 Mar
Also, the reasaon you can't edit Runescape is because it's on CVP. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:18, 19 Mar
Huh? I mean most people aren't going to bother typing the 's', so wouldn't it be best to get a redirect at Runescape? I've got to go now, but I'll ask an Admin tomorrow.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 22:04, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
No matter; it's been redirected. Thanks to whoever that was.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 07:39, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
NP. All I needed was some links. :-) CVP died ages ago by the way. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:30, Mar 20
Also; Hi Mhaille! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:03, 20 Mar
Who? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:08, Mar 20

Check out

Forum:Moar Checkuser. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:22, Mar 23

Don't pretend

You just came back to see my new breasts didn't you. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:48, Apr 5

Do you...

Know of any URL witchcraft that can make an entire page black-and-white? I recently rewrote the Ingmar Bergman page for the Conservation thingy, and the black-and-white Ingmar Bergmany aesthetic I was going for is sort of ruined by the garish shades of green of the "great directors" template. I still want the template there, but want the article in B&W. Know of anything I might be able to do?

Sir Guildensternenstein 02:31, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, never mind, I just edited the template. —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:09, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Flogging a dead whorse

Here's one if you have any old/new ideas you want to get rid of. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 05:39, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Mirror Site?

Well, seeing that you greeted me when I was new here I figured you would be the best to ask. Can you explain what the uncyclopedia mirror site is for? I don't get it one bit. Da man360Leave A Message

Hamster pr0n

Just like the good ol' days. Like my first day here, in fact. I write a lame article; you spontaneously contribute great artwork. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Hmmm... Looks like I'll need my toes out, too. Pardon the stench.  :) --T. (talk) 20:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Life RPG 3!

I would say "this isn't spam" but then everyone would think it is spam...

Life RPG 3 coming June 2, 2009 to Uncyclopedia Game! Be prepared!

Emo

I still think "whatever" is too much underlining but won't go sulking because you switched it back. Another idea - what if the insult contests started as those, but then turned into self-insulting contests, and then suicides (this is a minor change but the idea is somewhat different)? If there's a reasonably good way to depict one I'd like to have it on there to give life to the text. Otherwise the lyrics will do it so let's not force it I suppose. I don't know if the predecessors-section is useful unless we find some way to mock some shitty artists from earlier time. In fact I don't know anything about any music beyond 1980s - I hate what they do nowadays. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 04:38, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I took care of the lyrics section - I think an interview with a surviving rapper would be good. We would get first-hand information of what happened in their emo battles. What if they set out to go to a rap battle, packing heat and all, and by the end of the battle it had transformed into a full-blown emo battle: wrists slashed, people shooting their own brains out. Gruesome. The interviewee would have survived because he tried to commit seppuku "and the fucking replica sword broke off - everyone hates me." -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:58, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

While I'm here...

Hey Mhaille. I created a new maintenance template for Template:DYKdb and I thought maybe you could take a look at it if your not too busy? I thought it might be used to parody Wikipedia's DYK system, but I thought I'd get your opinion on weither its needed or wanted. By the way, I stumbed across Forum:Missing User Project and I wanted to add Splaka but apparently its closed to editing now? Anyway, I thought I might as well stop in to say hi while I'm here. :) MadMax 21:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoring

Here's what I've been up to while you were away. Support needed, obviously. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 05:48, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Not so very obviously in fact - Mordillo, Spang and Modus are basically for it. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 05:58, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, friend :)

Pot ato Helper of a Featured Article
This user is lazy and uncreative and, instead of writing their own article, helped edit another person's idea. You can vote for other edited gobshite or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH and view the article at the featured archive.

For your great picture for Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in HamstersFeatured May 19, 2009.--T. (talk) 11:53, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

2 hours?!

Jesus, Mhaille   Le Cejak <0:23 May 27, 2009>

I know you tried to "resurrect" me, but it didn't work...   Le Cejak <0:27 May 27, 2009>
Bugger.....hope it gave you plenty of time to think up some jolly japes! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
...jolly japes?   Le Cejak <0:27 Jun 02, 2009>
There, you're welcome.   Le Cejak <19:36 Jun 02, 2009>

Can I whore to you?

Please? I suffering from lack of whore. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:48,31May,2009

Also, are you racist? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 00:24,2June,2009
you can't whore to him and he's not racist. This has been a message from the automatic Cajek messaging system.   Le Cejak <0:29 Jun 02, 2009>
He sounded a bit racist on the chat. Or maybe that was just Wolf. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:02,2June,2009
Stop talking.   Le Cejak <1:05 Jun 02, 2009>
no. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:06,2June,2009

Have you seen my asshat?

I've misplaced it, and I can't watch "The Mighty Boosh" without it! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

This is an outrage! IronLung 01:15, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Sorry, but I am teh dick. I am Gods' Dick. I am the Dick, greater than which no dick can exist (according to St. Thomas Anselms' ontological argument for proof of the existence of God). Check out my modified user page; I've gone with a Zen motif, which proves I am teh dick, a Bodhisattva, and the dirt under your rollers. Don't misunderstand, you penis is quite impressive. Is the blue part teflon coated? Still, I'm more of a dick than you as of some time in the last week... something about gibbering. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:58, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Sock check

The following users, M and C hang out A LOT together. I think C is in M's usergroup, even. It's a stretch, looking at their contributions, but it's worth a look, Mhaille.   Le Cejak <1:29 Jun 02, 2009>

Mahm00shA has a user group? And what do you mean it's worth a look? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:28,2June,2009

British Moon Landings

--Sog1970 20:46, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Wow! Thanks. That was totally unexpected. I'm going to have to actually finish this article now. As soon as I work out what to do with it.


Thanks again. It's finished now. But you know that already. I feel like you live in my house when I'm at work. There's beer in the fridge, make yourself a sandwich.--Sog1970 12:44, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Cheers. I may well have not completed it without the spur of living up to the pics--Sog1970 11:29, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Billygraham2
YOU ARE LOVED!

And in appreciation for your donation to
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association
I am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation.
~ B. G.

Delivered by his personal altar boy. --T. (talk) 13:44, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Oops! Sorry. I thought you'd voted for that one.  :)
On a completely unrelated note, could you have a listen to UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log? I might have to rework the lyrics a bit, but I'm out of ideas. (Like you don't have enough to do today :) --T. (talk) 15:39, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Mhaille, I am not your father

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:23, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

To both of you... Thanks, and sorry for being away. I'm back now. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:49, Jun 15
Might as well go to the bloody forum and drop your opinion. Also, Weetabix anyone? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:54, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Adoption

Howdy do! User:Hestian emailed me to say he'd like to be adopted by you. Because of the protection level, he was unable to post on this page to ask himself. --T. (talk) 12:28, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

RAP e

I moved the text from Controversy section to the timeline list - it seemed logical. Changed the DM Frank reference slightly to fit the logic. Is this OK? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:20, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

For old times sake

Could you take a look at this and help it? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:50, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Tally ho, Gentleman!

UKLanding01 Thank you for voting in support of this image, sire. I hope that the photo will be featured forever. I hope that you have your day. Want some tea and biscuits, sir? Oh wait, let's stop by and have a cup of tea. You're saying that this is your work? Oh, what a fine drawing of the British Moon Landing you did, sire.
~ Gentlemen from Outer Space
GiratinaOriginForme  |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe  ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:00, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Request- do you do pee reviews?

Can you review this article please? Thanks. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 00:45, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

help with outside links?

Hi, Can you look at Binky Fairy Goes Berserk? I don't like the arrows for the outside links, especially within the name of the interviewee. I was trying to be funny, but how many people would think to google what those names mean in Finnish and Dutch? So, I linked to google translate. Hmm, what to do? --Hestian - Huh? Graecum est; non potest legi. 18:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Albrecht

Hey Mhaille, thanks for the help and compliments and all. :) I'm hoping to get the article first draft finished today and up for a first pee review, might be rushing it a little though. I don't suppose you know who could do a good photoshop of a diary entry scroll for the young Durer do you? --El Sid 11:14, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I need the date marked out/altered on the owl pic, you did such a good job on the crown of thorns, dont suppose you could give that a go? --El Sid 12:14, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Another idea?

Mhaille, I'm curious if there was ever any talk of creating an Uncyclopedia-style parody of YouTube Hitler videos? A lot of the parody videos seem perfect for Uncyclopedia. I'm surprised there's not an UncycloMedia project for this (or at least a YouTube channel) since Wikipedia seems to enable video clips. Anyway, I wasn't sure if it was worth bringing up on the forum but was there somewhere I could suggest it? MadMax 17:18, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I think there are a few people who have set up home on YouTube, including some of our UnNews staff. I've done some Flash animations that I'd like to use on the site, so I'd be up to see other media used in the line of funny. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Well, I have some experience in filmmaking and general multimedia if there's ever any call for it. I'd be nice actually contribute something to the site for once. ;-) MadMax 18:40, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah? I used to play with Premiere and Pro-Tools back in the day, I do miss playing in that media, but time restrictions meant I had to focus on a select area. Would be cool to see what could be done. Did you see the Flash movies I knocked together with musical additions from Codeine? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Mhaille/UnTube -- Could clean these up and improve them given some time....you might need to refresh the page to see the second one btw..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Oh wow. No, I never saw these but they're great! Has anyone else done similar videos? I've mostly worked with FinalCut Pro but I have some experience with Adobe. I still have regular access to video equipment while I'm still in school so I thought I'd mention it. MadMax 21:27, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Meet me in Schmatroom...

...in something like 15 min if you've got the gust? guts? gnus? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:12, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

I was there, but no you.... :( -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hello

Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Here is a template crafted in your honour, sir.

Apple
Apple
Yay you!

... Because you might be one of those pro people who go to UnBusiness! Yay you again! Two apples for you here! You better help at UnBusiness, because you got these apples.

Yay you indeed. Zheliel It's 09:06 ...with savings!

Tanks!

For your contribution to Bette Davis... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Vanity & Cyberbullying

Ran across these two pages:

Since these are user pages, I wasn't sure about deleting them outright. These appear to be their only contributions so I'm assuming these were single purpose accounts. Any advice? MadMax 08:31, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry guys. I has an itchy huffing finger. I'm calling User:Kronosfallenangel a spork which was never done, so it's OK to leave it in userspace, I huffed the User:Rootbrian page as it was too far over the line, and never going to make it in mainspace anyway. The author can bitch at me if they wish... ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:21, Jul 17

Ego stroking

Cacti
THANK YOU!

In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Heart anim Huggybear Heart anim

-- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:14, 19 Jul

I'm afraid to ask

What exactly is Speculum? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:10, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Obviously you wouldn't be able to ask anyone on the website, as there are no females on the interwebs. But if you did have access to a real live female they would be able to fill you with all the gory details of their regular visits to the Church of the Holy Speculum.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
OH! Now it makes perfect sense.... What's a female? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:30, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Cquote1 Speculum: A Journal of Medieval Studies is a quarterly journal published by the Medieval Academy of America. Cquote2
~Jewriken.GIF 14:33, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

It's a cold, metal object used on the vagina to spread it out, so a perv with whiskers can give your wife's privates a look and cop a little more than just a feel... Rather nasty stuff, but you should see what they use after the speculum. A speculum doesn't seem nearly as nasty after that... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:18, 22 Jul

I...think I like my version better. /me goes into a warm private place when such things as speculum don't exist. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Three Cheers for being men! Hip Hip! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:25, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
How very nice of you guys. /me wanders off to sulk -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:26, 22 Jul
At least you are all edumacated now.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles

I've been discussing with User:The Woodburninator possible improvements to Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles on my talk page. I brought up the idea of adding UN:RA to either the navigation or community sidebars. Would this be possible and, if so, who would I talk to about it? User:Sannse maybe? MadMax 18:56, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

I have an awesome idea, but lack the technical skills to pull it off

I want to do a reskin of The Great Gig in the Sky so that it looks like one of those lyrics websites (UnLyrics.com - now less than 98% wrong) like this, but with the lyrics changed to just "whoa whoa whoa, aaah ahh aaah AAAAA" etc. I think it would be delightfully stupid, plus I could have fun with ads (Discount Penis Sharpeners - Get that razor sharp penis today...). Can you help? -- boring Ape (sanctify) (Riot Porn) 14:15, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Please say you can help him - I so want to see that happen. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:09, Jul 27
I did it all by myself without water-wings. -- boring Ape (sanctify) (Riot Porn) 20:39, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Wigan RFLC, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


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Congratulations. :) MadMax 20:21, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Something must be wrong

I tried to block that "NO U" guy, but i got this strange error:

  • The action you have requested is limited to users in one of the groups: Administrators, Staff, Helpers.

BIZARRE --CharitwoTalk 23:00, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Flirty behaviour to summon someone's ban hammer on me

Yes, I'm a masochist. *snuggles* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:51, 20 Aug

How do I?

Evening, How do I change the name of the UnNews article I'm working on? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:15, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Which one, and what do you want it renaming to? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I sort of did it. Moved it then put the original on QVFD. I think it's right? UnNews talk:All Sins Jesus Died for Used Up - Cowell 'Messiah Idol' to UnNews talk:All Sins Jesus Died for Used Up. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
By the way have you got a brother called Rock? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Not literally no. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:42, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Poo Lit: The Judgening

We're looking for judges for Poo Lit. Are you game? Are you?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:10, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

You can has free advert?

It appears so. 'Tis here - Who Invented Foxes?. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations

on your new feature. Does this mean you're "back"? Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:01, Oct 29 2009

and this time.....its personal.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
With a vengeance! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 11:43, Oct 31 2009
They make a cream for that, you know. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:25, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

THINKER

I hadn't read the intro to that VD thread on the Aristocrat's Ball, but I just did so now. Thanks for changing that small detail as to who created the competition, but you do know that I couldn't have done it without you pumpkin!! I like to think of it as a collaborative co-creation celebrating all that is shameful, shocking and hilarious. ;) --THINKER 00:14, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Ohai Thinkerer, sorry about that minor mistake, I thought it was Mhaille for some reason. I'll never diss your honor again. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:15, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
No worries Dillio!! But you were half-right, as Mhaille helped greatly in preparing and launching the event early on, so credit for everybody! --THINKER 00:46, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Can I get some credit for being married to an Israeli, who is obviously a lethal arms bearing wench? ~Jewriken.GIF 00:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Sure, but you'd get double the credit if you help me snag one for myself. That, would be very awesome. --THINKER 00:55, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Simple English Uncyclopedia

Simple English Uncyclopedia is now an official Uncyclomedia project. Please fix the interwiki simple: for http://simple.uncyc.org

Regards

--HelderOA 00:38, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Cheerio Good Chap!

UnLegal
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  23:03, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Judgeries!

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:34, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Newb Proposal

UnLeDept UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal".
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

O, thy lordship

Why is it that thou hath left my Bad Taste entry out of thy result, why is it that thou hath joined it not with the last position, likewise the deed of the Rabbi? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 09:08 • Monday, 14-12-2009

Dearest Mahm00shA, actually I didn't want to view how yonder Rabbi had voted, so wasn't aware of his actions until after I had pasted my results into the page. I'm happy to do the same, you'd be surprised how much difficulty I had placing the articles, they were a lot closer than the results may indicate. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Canst I take this as a yes? O, thank thee, for thou hath made a humble subject to be happy. :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 10:19 • Monday, 14-12-2009
Oh, man, c'mon! The other judges gave it a 2nd and a 3rd, and you just leave it out? It's, like, teh worst taste arbicl evah!!!one! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:34 • Thursday, 17-12-2009

Pie-Eating Club

You're not from wigan, are you? Cause I didn't think that any wiganers besides me had evolved enough to use computers. --Matfen 01:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Tha'll av t'travel doon th'East Lancs t' find me, tha will. Nice to see a fellow Northerner on Uncyc! ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

"Celebrity Juden.....what can you say, really?"

Well... Something? C'mon Mhaille, don't leave me hangin' here - you may possibly have detected a subtle whiff of homage to your own oeuvre in there, and I was somewhat interested to see your opinion! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:29, Dec 15

Well....for a subject that COULD become something akin to shooting fish in a barrel I was impressed with your take on what could in the wrong hands become a tired, tired series of gags. That you managed to find enough of a new slant and references from within the two source subjects is to be greatly admired. If you feel my small contributions have influenced your more than impressive works I am greatly honoured. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
You see, this is why I love you, Mhaille. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:02, Dec 20

Merry Christmas, Ya scouse ballsack!

As well as seasons greetings, I also bring a little project you might like collaborating on, you never know, you could one day work on a feature that isn't your userpage;)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:38, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:


And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:46, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry...

I totally dropped off of IRC earlier, I was wailing on Rock Band and got too distracted.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:43, 17 January 2010

Congratulations!

Just want to say CONGRATULATIONS for congratulating everybody. CONGRATULATIONS! Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 04:34, Feb 2 2010

prince.org page

Hi, just wanted to let u know that the shape u blocked the prince.org page in was more than unappropriate: obviously the page had been subject to vandalism before u blocked it and some parts hardly make sense anymore while some others are missing ^^ Peace.

Chatroom schmatroom

Going to be in there for about an hour maybe, pop in. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:34, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Request for rollback

Hello, I would like to request rollback rights here on uncyc. I have already requested these a while back from Mordillo, but he(?) said no. I have reverted over 250 cases of vandalism within the last few months, and this would help me get some more. I'm very sad to say, that as I am not at all funny (except for looks), I won't be able to contribute to the articles at all, but I am certainly glad to help with counter-vandalism. As stated above, this will really help me to get to faster. Thanks, Ajraddatz Talk 19:40, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Now why didn't I think of that?

Cheers for helping the noob-admin out with the Pikey article, never occurred to me to protect the thing. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:37, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah just add the basis protection, stops IPs n new users from fuckin things up...works a treat. And welcome to the fold... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I wish...

My userpage was quasi-featured.../me sighs--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:00, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

And I wish for bloody Iceland to sink. So? We all have to carry out little burdens. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:30, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
That's different. You can sink Iceland yourself and only receive minor criminal penalties.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:57, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Fight Club

Hey man, can you lock this to registered users only, I've just rewritten it and getting a few stupid edits I keep having to delete from non-registered users. Thanks. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 22:05, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Calling all Uncyclopedia Federal Officer

Operations of the U.F.B.I. will once again be working. There shall be changes to some of the things we do (which I'm do not know at the moment) and if anybody wants to add something can talk to meabout it over a nice cup of coffee. In recent times, U.F.B.I. successfully terminated two articles of complete filth, so our progress is going great. Also, put down what ou want to specialize in the group. That is all.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:19, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Since you've shown up

Can you unblock {{Listen}} for me? It has this cascading block thing on it that I don't understand, and I just need to add something to the template to make it categorise articles it's on so as to better collect the audio-tised articles in a slightly organised fashion. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:57, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

And since you have shown up after a long period of inactivity, perhaps you'd like to weigh in on the talk page of VFS? I'm trying to get an another admin or two, but Spang, UU, Mordillo, and Chiefy say no because they think more admins will return now because it's summer. I guess your appearance confirms it... Whatever. I stand by my proposal for new admins. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:07, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Dexter, you can see all the links here (for mainspace anyway). Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 3 June 2010
I know that you can see what pages the speakers are on, but I'm trying to get this so the average user can easily find them which I could easily if there wasn't a cascading block on an article the template is used on. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:58, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

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