# User talk:Mhaille/archive19

## Pagan?

Mhialle my dear! you are a pagan..how different!...I had no idea! go paganism!....yeah!

Tayor MUN (Praise!) 15:26, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't think its too different, at least I'd hope not. --

## Question

What right does UtarEmpire have to completely change the article, while I can't add a significantly revised edition of my previous work? I mean, I understand that as a mod, you have to make sure that people flame certain articles, but UtarEmpire changed the entire content of the article and marked it as a minor change.

This is about the Saint Augustine article, by the way. --Death Itself 21:38, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Actually it looks like there were two version of this article with slightly seperate names. At some point someone has made an executive decision to try to fuse the two together. Let me look a little deeper into this and follow the threads and get back to you. In the meantime lets just leave it protected. --
Thanks, no rush though :) --Death Itself 23:16, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

## Re: I hope

I haven't had much time for Uncyclopedia as of lately, and I don't see myself having much time to dedicate to it in the future. What minimal time that I do have to contribute will be focused on the next PLS. Thanks for your concern though. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:50, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

## Toto

What happened to that other image? --Jim Dandy 17:11, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks for the welcome...

And no thanks for the wrong directions for the way out. Running into the wall hurts. Nwwaew 21:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

## Since you usually have a cooler head than I do

(Plus you can ban anyone you want...) What do you think about this mess? I've tried to be polite, I've kept all content in the article to make everyone happy, but Mr. Does it really seems to have a problem with humor. And manners for that matter. ~ 16:25, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Em..Hello? ~ 21:06, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry....I'm keeping an eye on things, and you're doing a grand job. :) I'm sure there's a way to keep everyone happy and calm..... --
Thanks :) I hate those revert wars. They ruin all the fun...~ 22:33, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

## Someone has been a bad Vandal....

...and that would be IP 220.238.226.14 - could you smack them around?

Dame  22:13, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Sorry for the delay, was out yesterday at the match (which we won 4-0!), consider them smacked around, belatedly. --

## Very Funny Articles and a Huffing Question

Hi there - much merriment after reading a couple of your articles (Anne Frank and Hindusim in particular) you are obviously a seriously twisted character, bravo.

Heres my question: I recently spent many hours on a page called "Gay Street" - a complete parody of a visitors guide to manchester Canal Street. It got huffed recently which is abit of a bummer (if you excuse the expression) because I didnt have a copy of the latest version. Got any advice as to how I can restore/imporve/change it/stop it from being deleted?

Cheers Sir Mhaille.  :-) MissChief-maker

## Thank you

- Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:13, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

## Featuring

Just to let you know, when you feature something, you should follow the steps here to do it properly. Featuring's not properly done till steps 2, 3 and 4 have all been done. Not to mention it being way, way, easier than copy & pasting the sections on the queue page and changing some bits. Spang 02:13, 02 Sep 2007

Thanks. People on IRC were worrying that no one had updated the queue, so I went through it all manually, just to get something on there before I retired for the evening. Perhaps we should put this page and the VFP featuring proceedure into an Admin: section on the site, so we have a reasonable facsimile of an Admin Guide? --
Yeah, I thought I'd put enough help comments in, but they probably only show up if you're doing it right in the first place! A place with all the instructions for this and other stuff would probably be a good idea, and save searching through the forum for instructions. Spang 06:31, 02 Sep 2007

## Social Change

Hi Mhaille

Thanks for the welcome. Would you be able to take a look at my page about social change, or would anyone else? I had a comment by a friend that this page might be considered to be racist. This is not my intention at all, but I wanted to ask some uncyclopedians to check.

thanks

Gene Gsociology 00:05, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks for the Welcome

Thanks! I hope I can make one or two articles stick.......we shall see.....

KnowItSome 17:16, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

## Small Talk

Hey, it's me, a lowly user. I would like to talk to you concerning an issue, but would rather not have it in the open. If you could please send me an e-mail at *snip*

It was pointed out to me that you have an "E-Mail this user" link. Duh. Check your spam kplzthx.

EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:06, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

## Hey, Brit

Go Chelsea. Or are you not into football and more into that sissy "sport" cricket?--Boy Toy bitch at me 05:09, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Chelsea? Football? Are you sure you have the right Chelsea? --
Oh, don't tell me you're a Liverpoop fan... --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:33, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
The most successful English team of all time? Why yes, young man, yes I am. --
So Gerrard was great today. NOT. --Boy Toy bitch at me 00:36, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, Gerrard always struggles for England when he's having to cover for Lampard. --

I know you love misquoting Noel Coward, so I made a template in your honor.

`“Look, a template just for me!”`

`~ Noel Coward on This template`

--Nordamus (blab • crap) 20:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

## You are hereby deemed "Competent in the line of duty"

Congratulations, you're the second person to get this award today for the same vandal! Doesn't that make you feel less special? -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:48, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

## Why...

Thank you, and of course not...although perhaps one day the Beijing Institue will come into being...Dr Hunt, Beijing Institute

## Its goodbye from them...

...excellent university challenge edit...Dr Hunt Beijing Institute

## Thanks

I was a noob.Thanks for moving the template.Duy Huu Nguyen 11:20, 19 September 2007 (UTC) NASCAR PLEASE UNLOCK.

## Don't let the bastards grind you down!

I'm thinking either that you like people nicknamed "Vinegar Joe", or bands named after kitchen appliances. Either way, I'm moderately amused. Also, you made me check the interweb, because I'd heard that saying before, but couldn't place it. Kudos! 11:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I did think of using "noli nothis permittere te terere" to be more cleverer, though I've seen "illegitimi non carborundum" used a couple of times. Think it was a British Army expression before Old Vinegar took it as his motto. Glad it amused you.... :) --
I'm easy to amuse. Plus, as they say, death is easy, quoting moderately obscure sayings on a wiki page is hard. 13:08, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

## A whoring I go go go

Hi Handsome,

I'm here to whore my article on VFH: HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum. It imaginative, its honest, its winning will cause my breasts to fall out of my blouse, and for me to look at them, and then you and say however did these perfectly formed orbs ever appear and can you help me figure out why they give me an ooooh so pleasurable tingle? Or I can give you a basket job for \$10. Your choice. Dame  12:49, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

## On the subject of User:Zombiebaron/UGotMpoll

It seems pretty dated already. Why not redirect to its VFD page? -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 23:27, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

## Hello!

Hello! Nice to meat you! I saw you just removed an article of mine, called Pier Gerlofs Donia (which I made under my IP-adress. I re-added it, in a better version this time! Does this fits the guidelines? I hope it does! Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 15:28, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

## A question:

Thanks for you friendly and rather quick answer on my questions. As for now, I had improved the articles, than another user showed up and huffed 'em again! Can I re-add them? Can I do anything? Or do you need to be a admin to re-store content? I think at least the article on Frisia is important; it is quite a large region, and has enough culture, status, and reputation to make a lot of jokes about it. If only the thing could be recreated. You might loook the serious wiki-articles on the subjects; maybe some others can help me with it, since I'm not a native speaker of English, but, in fact, a Frisian with quite some expierence on other wiki-projects (2000+ edits!) Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 20:51, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

I can place a copy in your userspace and we can look at making it mainspace worthy in an environment where admins will leave it alone whilst you develop it. --

Well, thats fine, Mhaille! I'd loved to see that happen. Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 07:06, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

## I LIKE HANNAH MONTANTA

ITS wrong of you to be that mean to say shes a hitler!-- 20:16, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Spoof. Site. --

### Vell, Mih-zter Mhaille...

...ve haff vays of making you write nyhz zings hibout Hannah. Mhaille...hmmm...zeht zounds, how do you zay...Juden? 20:41, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

## Thank you right back (cajek)

Yeah thank you. I thought i was f'in doomed. Is it policy to not list people on ban patrol? How else would people be able to monitor bannage? --   <-> 22:42, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

To be honest we don't have the manpower or inclination to add everyone who is banned to ban patrol, anyone with a ban can see the reason within the ban message, or more usually in whatever was the last silly thing they did. :)
Thing to remember in all this is that everyone here, whether they are an admin or not, are here because they love the place. The act of creation, the joy of humour. Everyone is a volunteer. Sometimes we're all going to make mistakes, but the best part of life on a wiki is that everything is reversable. --

## Genteel gratitude

 Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!Glorious success will yet be ours!Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. In the grand scheme of things, this means little, but hopefully in the much smaller scheme of today, it means enough! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:17, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

## Fair enough

I see your point. I'm not changing my vote however - I'm still against it being featured.
'Sides I won't rest till the Sergei Rachmaninov article is featured. It's definitely the best one there. I'm not saying that my vote against Hannah Montana is tactical though. I'm just saying having that article on the front page is... unnecessary, as such.<.talk.work.?pedia.$A^{waits}_{ward}$

Well good old Sergei already has my vote anyway. --

## Oh shit!

I broked it! I didn't get an edit confict warning, I swear! Oh, noes! Aaaaa! /me throws me out window. 11:09, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

## VFS

Apparently I'm not so good about reading instructions... meh, it's another side-effect of laziness, so I accept it. Cheers! Get saved! 17:12, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

## Semi Protect Request

Could you please semi protect the article on the Philippines? I'm in the process of rewriting the whole article, and based on my experience in the past, oftentimes the article gets messed up by IP users. Thanks! -- 16:46, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

## MF DONE

Check check it. Maybe flyingfeline will return at some point and add in some elements of his original, but I've been meaning to do this for a while and I think it nicely sums things up nicely. It started as an UnNews but steadily grew into a much larger joke. Lemme know what you think. --THINKER 19:09, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Like it.....a great improvement on the previous version, and stamped with your own unique style. Great set of images too. Oh and FlyingFeline is alledgedly female. That's what I've heard anyway.... --

You may want to move this block to infinite, as it is an apparent sock of Kukuciow (See also Kukuciow3 and Kukuciow2). In fact, you may also want to move Kukuciow's block to infinite too. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:38, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

 Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

## Thanks for the award

But don't you mean September 2007? -- 02:00, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Nope....no I didn't. --

## No

What is this? Did I ask you to speak? You keep quiet until I ask you to talk to me. Do we have an understanding? --KcohSioB 08:17, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Dear Mr Cocksub, thank you for your kind words, unfortunately I now have no options but to "send the boys 'round". I've asked them to focus below the neck as I appreciate your face is your living. None of those sailors want to see their "boys" with facial bruises (unless they've inflicted them themselves). Please, once the healing process is complete, feel free to call again. --
Is this gobshite botherin' you, Sir?
You keep out of this. Shouldnt you be getting busy with your dad or something? I think I can hear him calling. And Mhaille, I will "call" whenever I want, ok? Your boys couldnt do jackshit to me; you have already given it to them too hard for them to bash anyone. And if you think you can block me or something, then it will be abuse of your powers, considering that you used some of your sad comebacks against me as well. --KcohSioB 08:54, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
Abuse power? Never. Oh, my dad is dead. Try my mother next time. She's not as easy as I am but who is?
Why don't we get off of dads? I just got off of yours.
Get off dad's? Coming from you...? Its like the world's highest druggie saying "Why don't we get off crac?" --KcohSioB 09:15, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
(outdent) This has to be the weakest, most ineffectual attempt at flaming I've seen in a long time. Maybe if I just wave my magic wand... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:49, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
YOU sunk my battleship! --
Damn it, Codeine. I was goin' to relocate this to my talk page but I had to go to work. You abuser of power. Meanie even. I was testin' my patience.

## request for account deletion

I would like to apply for account deletion. since I don't want to make the admin's lives hard by doing stupid stuff, I'd just put up a request.

reason: won't be using it for a while. but maybe not anymore. Pangusto 10:39, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

We don't really delete accounts, mostly anything to do with action against an account is restricted to bans. If you decide to come back your account will still be there, its not really an issue. Don't worry about doing stupid things, its only through experience that we truly learn. ;) --

## Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:05, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

## Worst round of golf

Thanks for editing our article, me and my friends love the tiger woods quote and the new pic.

cheers for the work on our article :p

## Advice would be great, if could be spared

Hi, i'm working on the Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats article to try and save it from VFD. I was a little afraid to go to a non-bureaucrat on this, but i've waited and no one has responded just yet. Could you please give me some advice? I want to know what exactly a bureaucrat does, and if borrowing any info from this page would help in my endeavors. If you cannot aid in any way, that is fine. Thank you. Conniving 20:29, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

## Just passing by to add to the edits to your talk page

...and to thank you for addin' a picture to my latest page that happens to be stuck in userspace due to laziness. I was actually kinda stuck on a picture for the opening bit, although I'm pretty sure about the rest. So thanks.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:38 Oct 06, 2007

## Did you delete the Sir Charles Tupper page?

God damn it, that's part of a set! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.230.97.137 (talk • contribs)

Please remember to sign your comments with four tildes (~~~~). --Sir Starnestommy (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 02:43, October 7, 2007

## SIRS and Superhero Relocation Program

I was considering methods to tie the two articles together, and I was thinking that SIRS would establish the program to get rid of those pesky superheroes snooping around their HQ in New York. I could fit it under the Controversy section in my article, because some of the superheroes wouldn't quite... make it to their intended locations.

What do you think? Any suggestions? Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 13:03, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Sounds like a plan! :) --
I've tied the two articles together, and I generally attempted to maintain the integrity of SRP as much as possible. I think the implementation in my article is rather dour and over-serious. I think the whole article is rather dour and over-serious, though, so at least it fits. Whaddaya think? Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 13:01, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Also, if you wouldn't mind, could you check it out on pee review and be really mean to it? Call it names, give it a wedgie, break its glasses, steal its lunch money, and give really, really harsh and detailed criticism on every area you think could be improved? It's a long article and detailed criticism will take a while, so I won't cry in a corner if you opt not to do it. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 13:22, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

## Would You?

Thanks for tidying up Buster Keaton it's currently nominated for feature in the VFH section mind voting on it?--Dr. Fenwick 23:46, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

## Busted

After complaining about your Noel Coward quotes, it looks like I'm busted. -- Kip > Talk Works 03:47, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

No more than you deserve, what would the great man think? --

## hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:22, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

## Cheers.

Cheers for the comment on my first article. I only really did it because the excessive media coverage gets on my tits.

--A.R.G.U.S Mykal 17:05, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

## :D

 Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

It's good to come back from an extremely time-consuming weekend, during which I made about 10 minor contributions, to find that I'm almost "up there" with the real award winners of Uncyclopedia. I... I don't know what to say... so I'll just drink some more water and try to finish one of my damned (and apparently notch-kicked-up) articles. Tennis is exhausting. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 00:04, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

## Image

Cheers for the image on the Hyperdrinking page - definitely an improvement! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:43, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

## U got rid of my Bat Poop it was SOO FUNNY!!!1!1111!1=

PUT IT BAK NOW OR I WILL KILL MYSELFS!!!!111!!1!11!

NEIN! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:33, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

All Of my friends Laughed so hard at it they all deid! I AM SAD I WANT IT BACK PLEASE!!!!!Sir Writes Alot 13:36, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

The article was deleted because it wasn't really funny. Also it wasn't really an article, just a series of short sentances with repeated use of the word "poop", which, although we don't mind poop related humour, isn't really funny in itself. Unless you are 12. Or you want to change your name to Sir Writes-A-Lot (of shit related articles). --

But i was nt done with it! i want to make it noww!!!!@@!@!@@! And Turd Man that was funnyer i want tham back nowwww.

This is Uncyclopedia, not Poopedia. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:42, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

## Oscar Wilde

I noticed the bottom impertinent picture on the Oscar Wilde page was removed. You think we can keep the Wilde Oscar in the profile for a couple days? Please? My life rests on your decision. --AmericanBastard 02:44, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

## Double Post in STAR WARS discussion

Hey, uh, I accidentally double posted in the STAR WARS discussion. Please delete my first and leave the second one alone. Thanks, in advance, man! Padawan Animator 04:17, 17 October 2007 (UTC)Padawan Animator

Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:30, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

## Why do you keep deleting my "Colombian Women" article????

Hello Mhaille..... I need an explanation.... Please, explain why you keep deleting my "Colombian Women" article????? [ Please reply right here ]

Well, firstly I would debate the term "article" in reference to your contribution. :)
We have many people each and everyday who add a page similar to the one that you have created, usually adding "more to come" at the bottom, only to never actually get around to finishing, making work for some poor Admin who will have to delete it later on. For me, a good indicator that someone is going to actuall expand upon the work they've started is if they have already added a substantial amount within their first edit. If they can't think of enough "funny" from the get go, what are the odds they'll be able to expand their contribution into a proper article anytime soon. I think we both know the answer.
Anyhoo.....if you've got a username I'd be happy to move a copy to your userspace to work on there, outside of the mainspace. --
Oh yes... Thanks for creating that copy in my userspace!!!!!!!
And its great that you are serious about it. Means that there's a lot greater chance that the article will make its way in the big bad world of Uncyclopedia. I wasn't talking about your article specifically with the "I think we both know the answer" comment, rather the usual patterns for a lot of new contributors. If you need any help, just yell. --
I see that you are already contributing to my article..... Thanks so much!!!!! I really like what you added so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, feel free to add more. Thanks again for your help; and please let me know when I can "officially" post this again????
Ok, I went ahead and put what I got up, so far.... I believe its good enough to staying up.... Hopefully other Admins, like yourself, will understand it and not take it away. Thanks for your help!!!!!!!!

## You should know

Forum:Yo, slut list, mofos!#NEWS: Mhaille is oficially slutier than Oscard Wilde himself. ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:37, 24 October 2007 (UTC)