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I reverted that, because that version of the image exists at Image:Happysatan.jpg. Mrdr4 01:22, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Always complaining

Yeah, me again, always complaining. Now it's my United Artists article that has gone. Any idea what might cause it's removal? Some people don't seem to see those articles are linked one to each other, and that I'm trying to make something coherent. Sorry for those complaints, but it IS a kind of frustrating...--Lambic 21:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Looks like you added a WIP tag onto it to say it was under construction, and its 7 days was up, so an Admin has just deleted it without really looking. I'll have a word with the guy now, as it was the same one as last time. :)
I think once your articles get to longer than about three paragraphs I'd dispense with the WIP. Or just make sure that you edit within that week and remove it. Nice article. Again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
OK, thanks. Yeah, with this amount of linked articles (one Disciple to go, working on it), I tend to loose some articles from sight (if that's English anyway).--Lambic 21:59, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, know what you mean, I've usually got about 52 things on the go at the same time. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


I dunno mate, do you think that would work better?--Crestville 08:33, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanls mate, that really is smashing!--Crestville 23:25, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Deleting Vanity

Is there any way I can delete vanity on the spot?--JASON+HALLAMEYA 15:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Sadly no.....but for the most cases there's always an Admin on hand to nuke the crap. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)Славик_Харитонов is not in english is it QVFD?--JASON+HALLAMEYA 16:08, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Just about to ask our Russia Admin if its funny and where it should go. But I'm guessing yes. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Who is the russian admin?--JASON+HALLAMEYA 16:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Sikon. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Alright mate, wondering if you could help me out. My Graham Chapman article has been huffed, seemingly for no reason other than a couple of lads didn't get it. Now considering I stuck to the guidelines, I think that's a bit out of the spirit of the whole thing. Could thou ever look into it for me please. At least I'd like a copy of the article for me own personal use. Cheers mate!--Crestville 01:20, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Consider it done. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Ta very much.--Crestville 09:28, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Lisa Burke vanity

Hi there, quick question, I've just seen my Lisa Burke article has a 'Vanity' tag on it, I presume because not many people (especially in the states) have heard of her. She has her own Wikipedia article, plenty of hits on Google, and IMDB has her down with a number of TV appearances. Can you possibly advise me what I need to do next so that it passes the Vanity tests? Blackhawk 20:47, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille, you gobshite! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:49, 10 June 2007
And add some bloody pictures of her to the article as well. Meow ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:50, 10 June 2007


I created an article called Mansonites that got huffed but i dont know why.Could you tell me the requireements for a full fledged article? -user:Mutlee

Protection request

I'd like for you to semi-protect my talk page. That is all. --General Insineratehymn 13:09, 11 June 2007 (UTC)


Didn't know about that, but I'll work on it in my own userspace. I'll revert the changes.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 16:12, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

I f**ked up your user space Mhaille. Sorry.
I'll work on fixing it.
--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 16:17, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, I fixed your userspace and the article.
It was a copy and paste error. Sorry.
--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 16:19, 11 June 2007 (UTC)


For going so long without a purple spleen, you are given this slightly ironic honor. Good show, chum.



Ok fair enough, just didn't fancy being on the news for being a bastard



CAn someone amend the spelling mistake on UnNews:Cutty Sark aronist was Escaped Dutch Privateer - i don't know how to do it!!!


Is that what you wanted? :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yeh cheers dude :)

Welcome message

Thanks for your welcome! Social Studiously 02:35, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Um, and I'm not too sure why you huffed Drop party. Can you... un-huff it? Please? Social Studiously 02:37, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
Hi, I've moved a copy of the article here so you can work on it out of the mainspace. I huffed it because it looked a bit random, with a hint of vanity and the formating was crappy. :) I suppose if I knew what it was it might help. Why don't you right an encyclopedic style introduction to the page. Putting a comic slant on internet memes often makes the difference between something that will survive and prosper and something that will be up for deletion. If you need any help let me know. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yeah... A drop party is a random event started by a user on RuneScape. But I'll edit it anyway and tell you when I'm done. Social Studiously 13:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)


Have you noticed that there are two RPG pages? Roleplaying game and Role Playing Game? Social Studiously 07:57, 17 June 2007 (UTC)


gosh I'm all choked up, or maybe that's because of the fly in my beer, either way, thanks! ;_; -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)


Too many of our youth are not taking Minge seriously... Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut

Actually I didn't think it should a hope in hell. As much as I'd love to see Brianna Banks on the front page. Oh well, perhaps sexual innuendo will one day make its way to the front page. We can but live in hope. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)



You are the recipent for Gert5's AWARD FOR 3XELLENCE JYN3 2007!! It is also the first one. Wear it with pride and don't sue me. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 08:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow. You must be proud to get that, eh Mhaille?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:37, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm touched in a way I can barely describe. I've not been touched like this since that drunken night with Oli. /me wipes the tears from my eyes. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Uncyclopedia may be for spoofs, but Holocauster Tycoon is just racist, PLEASE DELETE IT. It is sick and unfunny.--Underground 16:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Looks like its already gone, as its now a red link. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

US of Gay

Ahem i was editing that

byebyespy 15:56, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

It looked suspiciously like someone had just copied and pasted the USA article from Wikipedia. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

i had, but i was editing it so it'd look like a wikipedia article but with uncyclopedia content byebyespy 16:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Protect the article on Philippines

Hi Mhaille,

Can you semi-protect the article on The Philippines? I had a couple of other guys making sure the article is intact but we can't keep up with the IP users that are vandalizing it. Putting the IPs in Ban Patrol isn't doing the trick. It would be a lot of help if only registered users are the only ones that are able to edit the article.


--Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 15:35, 21 June 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for your message and help. Sutton4019 09:17, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Lake District

Thanks for the support, I just felt really guilty about it for some reason! I didnt even think it was that funny when i wrote it, so I was really surprised it was featured. - Surdmeister

I did a bit of cleaning up, added a nice image, and a few other people added little bits too. But the core of it was very funny, so they were just augmentations. Congratulations on the featured article, you can now add SIR to your name and take your rightful place amongst the illuminati at Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hey now. I'm the bloody commie that nominated the damn shite. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle12:42, 26 June 2007

Do you wanna?

Do you wanna judge the Best Illustrated Article category for the PLS? We've got a slot open for you. If you want to write, that's fine, but think it over and leave me a note on what you decide. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:19, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Can you plaese let me have some fun?

hey its Callile Bouzaid here, youve Huffed my page several times, which is k cause i printed the good ones. So obviously im a high school student who enjoys making up this cool stuf, im not illiterate( although i can't spell for jack) and would LOVE to be able to keep a page on myself, im not egotistical and hate those who are and i never diss or offend anyone, so could you please please please just let me keep a page on myself, but feel free to edit it if it needs it, thanks for your time

yours sincerly.

Callile Bouzaid

Sadly the site has a strict Vanity Policy, however you are free to add whatever you like (within reason) to your User Page. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Nom'd already? I lose count of the beers I owe you when we eventually get together. :-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, no worries. (unzips) You know the drill...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Unprotect Turkey

I think the vandals have gotten bored and have moved on to greener pastures. Can you unlock the page now? --General Insineratehymn 12:07, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Chris Benoit


I'm not sure if this has been brought to anyone's attention, however someone might want to look over the Chris Benoit article given the events of the past few days. I think this could really become an issue if left unchecked, although I'm surprised the article's content has gone unnoticed this long. MadMax 05:22, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm aware of both the events and the focus on the article. I've made the article semi-protected for now, meaning that IPs won't be able to edit it. Hopefully if people need to sign up for an account it will hold off some of the more pointless edits. If we need to upgrade to a full protection we can do. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I say, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, the WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world -- entertain you. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:48, 28 June 2007


Quarter For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

Couldn't have done it without your encouragement and/or whoring. A pleasure, as always. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:21, 1 July 2007 (UTC)


I need a sysop's attention. I have a few questions:

  1. What is IRC? How Can I Get An Account There?
  2. Can you make sure my sig properly links to the Ban Page (Which Bans Me).
  • I'd Aprreciate your help as soon as possible.

--Sir Manforman CUN 18:41, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

I got nothing for ya Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut

IRC is a chat protocol. You don't need an account to use IRC, just connect to a server with any nickname. Look here for more info. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 18:56, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
What they said. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


I am a n00b :'-/ so I thought I would say hello as everything on my screen looks big and scary.

I made Mockney. I consider it a fine piece of work if rather on the skimpy side. GOOD DAY TO YOUZ!


My "Awright?

I am a n00b :'-/ so I thought I would say hello as everything on my screen looks big and scary.

I made Mockney. I consider it a fine piece of work if rather on the skimpy side. GOOD DAY TO YOUZ! "

Message is all wrong! :-(

Oh dear.--Bovvered 10:19, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Greatings from the soggy north! Nice first article, perhaps you could add a few bits to my Cockney Rebel article. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I added a few bits and pieces. :D --Bovvered 09:50, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Far Out!

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