User talk:Mhaille/archive04

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The Subtitled anime quote

Hey, thanks for contributing to the Subtitled anime article. I was just wondering if the quote you added actually meant anything. All the other Japanese in the article is gibberish I copy and pasted from the Japanese Wikipedia. (Except the two links in the See Also section, those are the actual characters for anime and otaku in Japanese... I think.) Thanks again. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (

Not at all....I'm making it my life's work to populate the site with Noel Coward quotes, if only so that people stop using Oscar Wilde the whole, freakin' time. :) I do like the article though.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Sorry Mhaille, I thought NRV tags were only for articles that were about to be deleted - it was just that I was halfway through adding that however small entry on Free Willy when I realised it had been stamped with something I thought was branding it as minimal and for deletion - well damn right it was, I hadn't even finished yet.

Having said that it's not like my contribution was exactly substantial...but hey

--N3v 10:12, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Someone removed one of your NRVs

DrGluehead removed your NRV template from Lil' Oscar Wilde. Thought you should know.

--RudolfRadna 10:00, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Already dealt with it.....thanks. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


So we meet again, sir. It's encouraging to see you write another sock article. Should be a good one. Any thoughts on wikiwanking? Feel free to give it a swift kick in the ass, should you see areas for improvement or expansion. --User:Guffawing Crow/sig 21:46, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Quite, indeed, Mister Sniggering Corvus. Prolonged wikimasturbation seems to be a very dangerous thing, with a number of strange and sometimes amusing side effects. I'm hoping to expand Wikiterrorism when I have time to set aside for it. Hopefully there's enough there for now to keep it out of harms way. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Now your the man.

What happend with Todd Lyons?? I'm not online for one weekend and he's gone?? Just like that- POOF?! You seemed close to him, and your one of the two left here that actually talks to me...--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 16:29, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Sadly he was eaten by a Grue in the line of his duties. We're all too shocked to even talk about it. Chron has some of his DNA, and our scientists are currently working on Toddbot v2, which hopefully should be unveiled within the coming weeks or months. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Judge Recruitment

I have been tasked with selecting some of the judges for the upcoming writing contest and I would like to offer you one of the seats. If you accept, you will be precluded from competing and you will be responsible for judging as impartially as possible. Please let me know if you are interested as soon as possible so I can find someone else if you are not. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 03:26, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Gwax......I'd be delighted. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)



Hello, Mhaille/archive04, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automagically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! --KATIE!! 10:58, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Screw you, and your Cabal!!! -- anonymousIP

Why did you delete it?

Hey, just wondering why you deleted Auckland Grammar. I know it is a horrible school and it really sucks, bu now I hav to start all over again, rather than add bits each day :( Why man?

Nothing personal, a lot of Admins are against such vanity pages, but in this case the submission is neither a good sized article OR funny, which has to be one of the main criteria. As it stands, if I hadn't deleted it someone else would have. Try having a look at some of the school pages that have survived, and write a mock up in Word first. If it looks more like an article it might survive. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


I suggest you read up on Schoenberg, then you might understand the article. It is done in the style of many other composer articles. 16:28, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Dear Mr Anonymous IP......the article was flagged up for deletion for a number of reasons, including the fact that it had already been deleted about 32 times. I've restored the article, if you feel you can expand upon it and sprinkle it with funny, by all means have a go.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Thanks for your response. I though the concept of writing an serialist article on Schoenberg had some potential. What I originally wrote certainly needed improving, but I didn't expect it to be deleted before I even had a chance. I've thought of a slightly more obvious and better way of doing it which I'll do tommorow. Thanks anyway.
Mr. Anonymous IP 23:20, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Finding True Love

Hello Sir.

I need your help with something. I'm working on the article for true love, and I'm trying to format a quote from William Shakespeare to look like our Oscar Wilde quotes look like. I wanted to insert-

"The course of true love never did run smooth". - William Shakespeare after losing a hundred bucks on True Love.

I know there must be some kind of quotation template that's applied or something... I don't know wiki-formating that well... If you can help me with this I would greatly appreciate it.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:55, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

I'd added it to the article....just using wikicode. I don't think anyone has made a Shakespeare Quote Template as yet. Let me know if thats what you want? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Many thanks, that's exactly what I wanted! The quote is from a Midsummer Night's Dream, but I doubt many will pick up on that...--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 16:51, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
There is always the {{Q|Your quote here|Quoter|Topic}} option. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 18:36, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
I was not aware of that option, I'm making a note of it now. Thank you Major.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 19:47, 30 March 2006 (UTC)


Hello, Mhaille. I got this message in my 'talk'. I haven't a clue what it refers to or what it means. There aren't multiple idiots at this IP address as far as I'm aware; it's not that I'm not just a mindless vandal - I'm not actually any kind of vandal; and I hadn't even seen the Wales article, let alone been near it or vandalised it:

"This IP address,, is registered to NTL ( and is shared by multiple idiots. Comments left on this page may be received by other idiots at this IP and appear to be gay. Caution should be used when fucking killing this IP or reverting its crap without checking.

Bore da, nghyfaill. Please do not vandalise the Wales article, a lot of people have contributed to that well thought out and researched article. I can see from your contributions that you are not just a mindless vandal, which is the only reason why you haven't been relocated to Bansville (population YOU). Thank you for your time..... -- Sir Mhaille CUN +S VFP CM NS (yadder yadder)"

Maybe I've upset someone inadvertantly? --Seamus Mahoney 00:01, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Seamus, don't worry about it....its an old message related to that IP. Have left a message on the talk page about it. Just remember to log in to your real account. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Cheers, Mhaille - you're a gent.

Cheers me dears

Thanks for the noob nomination, if only I had some friends to vote.... --RobertoW 20:42, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

I agree with you

I listen to you; I trust Famine will not consider this a provocation, because it is not. On the contrary, I admire not only his leadership, but all of the admins'. Elmicael 23:45, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

Woo! Of course you do... You must be new here... ;) --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|MDA|+S 23:53, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

In the States Alistair is a Girls Name

Hello Mhaille- is there any slang British word for 'telephone book'? Sadly, your the only British person I know (except for this foxy chick who lives in Newcastle upon Tyne who won't return my calls because she is now dating a guy named 'Alistair'! Geesh.) Any help you can give would be greatly appreciated.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 19:57, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Yeah.....we have a number of quirky names.....including "phone book" and "yellow pages". Thats about it really. Geordies (Newcastle folk) always have funny names........ -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hah! That's very funny.  :) Another question, and just when I think I've seen it all- I was trying to "help"So So with an article that I thought was getting vandalized by reverting a change and then I get this message from him-

poo lit surprise

Sorry for any confusion, but it wasn't me who vandalized my poo lit submission for best article. I put it back in. --So So 14:38, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Hi again, thanks for your concern, but let me explain: Actually my article for this is a joke that can only be discovered by looking at the edit history. If you go through each successive page it appears that I have associative identity disorder. (Also, note the time for the edits) So I appreciate that you tried to revert the article to a page that makes sense, but actually that page is just something I randomly ripped off from Wikipedia. Ok, let me cut to the chase: I was really hoping to keep the edit history with only my name on it until it was reviewed for Poo Lit, and now with your edit on it, it kind of takes away from the joke. Is there any way to remove the record of your edit? The last page is really meant to be that spam message. For now I'll put it back, but with the space in time between this and my last edit, that will once again take away from the article's concept... Can anything be done? --So So 23:55, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Is there anything that can be done?--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:13, 13 April 2006 (UTC)


For Bravely Voting Where no Man had Voted Before. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:06, 15 April 2006 (UTC)


I was unaware that you couldn't restore it... Sorry about that, it was one of those IRC things... I'll see what I can do. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 14:19, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

No worries....I think MoneySign will have a local copy....I'm just going to have to find another favourite Turtle-related Admin.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
*wimpers* Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 14:27, 18 April 2006 (UTC)


Yeah, go ahead and put the quote back on if you want. I was just caving in to the mob anyway. "I've done it before and I'll do it again. I'm going to freaking cave in on Leporiphobia."--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:35, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Bah sir, this stupid idiot blanked Raffles Institution again on 01:35, 22 April 2006. Last time you banned him though on 19 April 2006, I got banned... Have reported him to Ban Patrol and hopefully the technical fault is repaired... so I won't get banned too. Surprisingly, the same IP restored it back after it was deleted. I think that they are actually 2 different people, just that MediaWiki recognises them as the same IP (like me). --Terrancommander 10:43, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Could this IP's changes to Worms please be reverted? It would be nice if the IP could be blocked with Terrancommander excepted, or perhaps get Terrancommander to go on the chat to get some advice about what he can do if his IP stays blocked. Bloopy icon Bloopy 23:25, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Oscar Mayer

Thanks! The feedback on Pee Review suggested more innuendo in the beginning, so if you have any more ideas, go for it.  :) --Bear 18:30, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

I am the KING of Innuendo....I'm always shoving it in somewhere! :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Thanks for the warm welcome. I'll look forward to spending time looking round uncyclopedia and hopefully helping the project to inform. MLA 20:38, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Taste the Rainbow

If you got a second I need help with something- i'm re-writing Patriotism and I was wondering if you could show me how to make the word in the article appear in red, white and blue, similiar to how rainbow is colorized in rainbow. Or is that too much of a pain in the arse? I'm not sure what the limitations of the wiki and your time are... Thanks a bunch--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 19:43, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Hey that looks even better than what I had in mind- thanks dude!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 20:41, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
Just basic html coding following the KISS methodology. Not sure how you're going to work "WHITE" text on a white background though.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yeah, I realized that after a few minutes,*lol*, looks good like that though.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 20:46, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
I like the additions to the color- very cool. I'm going to continue working on the timeline of patriotism, feel free contribute (We know each other well enough now- I don't have to ask, do I?) :)--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 16:32, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
Horray for Boobies indeed!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 17:46, 2 May 2006 (UTC)


I'd like to say a big thankyou to all the people who voted for me in WOTM and for UOTM the month previously. (I've taken notes of all the ones who didn't and I'll be watching you). There are many great contributors out there, a lot who go without their praises noted publicly. I'm glad the recent Poo Lit Award highlighted a few. Anyhoo, I'd just like you all to know that as I'm deleting, banning and editing your crap its now with a song in my heart......thank you all..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Have an ugly award... erm, a blessing... erm, a thingy with a title that makes your Contents box really, really wide

Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:40, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

I'm touched.......thank Jeebus that I'll be cleaning up my Talk Page tomorrow.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Patriotism Formatting Number Issue

I'm trying to find a good way to list what MacArthur's "Patriot Awards" are and I can't get the numbers to appear under the image's very frustrating. Or maybe I need some kind of special box or something. Anywyay I want it to list under it like- 1. Highest Nintendo Score, 2. Display of Middle Finger During A-Bomb Drop, 3. Most Gooks Killed in 24 Hours... stuff like that, but it keeps deleting or ignoring the # sign when I try to format it right- help! Thank you!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 19:55, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey that's exactly what I envisioned, I just couldn't find the right example of that anywhere...Thanks again.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 20:56, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
No probs..... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I left the last three medals for you to write up :) I loved the Tommy Hilfiger one! It looks just like it! --2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 18:17, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. It was the first thing that popped into my head when I looked at it. I accept full blame for medals #19 through 23.  :) ~ T. (talk) 18:25, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
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