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Contents 1 My Fanny is now yours, too. 2 "Oh, God! But why...in the balls?" 3 *poke* 4 holocaust tycoon 5 Because your opinion, matters 6 Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love? 7 This shit is about to get real 8 New section 9 serious judgery thing 10 Double Delete? 11 Tripped face first into a bar 12 Adopting request 13 I need you to sniff at this 14 I know you’re British! 15 Hi-O! 16 Walk into a bar 17 Prog rock 18 You did a thing... 19 It’s Me Again 20 Have I missed anything? 21 St. Patty’s Day 22 But seriously, down to business 23 Adopt-A-Noob 24 I would like to bring your attention to this forum 25 Thank you, sir

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edit My Fanny is now yours, too.

Here she is, now an official part of Uncyclopedia. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:55, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

You'd be surprised how many times I hear that phrase....Glad to see a quality article like this making its way in the world. I'm pretty sure that it has "feature" writ large upon it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

edit "Oh, God! But why...in the balls?"

Thanks for the VFH vote on UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship. Here's hoping the coming world-wide Bearpocalypse spares you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Sep 28 '11 18:52 (UTC)

edit *poke*

This is just a reminder that you offered to judge the PLS, wound up with your name on a section, and still haven't done it. Apparently the deadline for results is October 12th, so... uh, please do so before then, and stuff. Cheers. 1234 ~ 20:22, 8 October 2011

Good job I got around to doing it over the weekend then... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Quite. 1234 ~ 13:27, 10 October 2011

edit holocaust tycoon

Twas great. And you are alive enough to read this. --Nikau 14:16, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Why thankyou young person... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

edit Because your opinion, matters

What say on you on UnNews:NASA Report Attempts to Describe Massive Black Hole at Center of Universe Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:00, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love?

Thank you, Mhaille my lover, for your vote on Fanny Cradock! Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:28, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit This shit is about to get real

If the muse is speaking, you might like this: User:Sycamore/The Byronic Hero...--Sycamore (Talk) 15:44, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit New section

SPHINCTER Because I thought you might have missed me. Puppy 02:06 07 Dec '11

edit serious judgery thing

Hey. It appears Al is not going to judge Aristocrats, based on his talk page. Do we have an alternate? (I can't volunteer as an entrant, sorry.) Puppy 06:33 10 Dec '11

I have asked Socky if he will be a backup judge and he says he has no issue with that. If Al hasn't done his judging by tomorrow Socky will do it instead. What a guy. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 15:02, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I'd kept myself back as a back up judge too, but nice of Socky to step in... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

edit Double Delete?

How did we both manage to delete the Dutch language Logisme article? --RomArtus*Imperator« (Orate) 13:24, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Mediawiki bug. Or the Dutch being robust again. ~ 14:43, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Mhaille, and Happy Hollydays. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11

edit Adopting request

I'm havin' trouble with your high school head He's givin' me the blues I wanna graduate but not in his debt So I Pick up the phone Just Dial 362 4 364 So I need me some neckties, contracts and High Voltage. Signed Parabolictangent 13:07, December 28, 2011 (UTC) All right, see I've got lot of work on my plate now (try going to school in India), Calculus is a bitch! So I will have trouble putting time in, but will try. So what I need help in, is these two articles I am planning, Al Pacino that was moved to my user-space, it was just a mirror site template, and Zarathustra, from Friedrich Nietzsche's book. So help would be appreciated, so throwing ideas at me, and if it interests you co-writing. Your apparent, next anal sex target, or at least what Chief Justice has warned me against, though I secretly hopethe two of you won't try any gangbanging. Parabolictangent 14:03, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

I have two ideas, one is on the Hol ey Trinity, not a typo. And Non-Existentialism, for which I have placed an idea on my talk page. So yes...Parabolictangent 11:13, December 29, 2011 (UTC) All right, I am not so sure, but I think the article on Al Pacino while not the greatest of all is one better than the previous version and I would like to move it to mainspace, so I want your opinion, is it ready?

edit I need you to sniff at this

Is it fresh, or does it stink? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:40, January 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit I know you’re British!

Dear Mhaille,

I know that you’re British. I knew that you were British right from the start for some odd reason. But I’d like to ask you, although it’s quite obvious that you’re British, what part of GB are you from? If you’re from London, then give me some extra genius points for guessing correctly. And If not, then tell me where you’re really from. Thank you sir. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 22:45, January 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hi-O!

:D  ~ BB ~ (T)  ~ Tue, Jan 24 '12 13:55 (UTC)

edit Walk into a bar

Hello. I put the following update on the walk into a bar collab. The intent of this was to have uncyclopedia have the best original walk into a bar page on the innernests, and to edit it in some form or other like a collab. Everyone's invited, I just can't spam more than a few pages with invites or an admin will yank my chain (if I'm lucky), so please come and join in. Thanks. Aleister 17:35 2-2-'12

The update: The call for original Walk into a bar stories continues, as many good writers and others are doing this page justice. It may take weeks or months to get it in shape. Please add your best original 'Walk into a bar' story either here or on the talk page. Please polish the joke or story enough so that you are happy with it. Can we make the best Walk into a bar page on the innernests? Maybe, and that would be fun. So please improve this page with your best and brighest.

edit Prog rock

On hitting Random feature I came upon Prog rock, and see that the page has descended into hell since you wrote it and it was featured (the quotes alone celebrate stupid, where you had one quote on the featured version it now has fallen apart). Please consider reverting it to where it was featured, or close to it. What's really nice now is that new readers who go on a random feature run come up on some pretty good articles, but this one could stop them in their tracks. Nice work, in the original. Aleister 2:09 7-2-'12

edit You did a thing...

You whored on my article. Proof that you are still alive!--Sycamore (Talk) 19:42, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit It’s Me Again

Mhaille, you made this one photo; it was of the Union Jack being flown on the Moon. I can’t remember what it’s called though. So could you tell me the title of the photo?

Or better yet, you could just post that photo, whatever it’s called, on my talk page. Thank you; nice talking to you again, sir. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 23:14, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Have I missed anything?

Just doing my bi-tri-monthly-or-so checkup visit, for no apparent reason, and I wondered, if you could fill me in, if it is indeed the case, that there has been an event of any importance. Also! *hug* -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 01:06, 14 Mar

edit St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock 22:29, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Just kidding, I know that you’re British, and I’m quite certain that Brits don’t actually celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Correct me, if I’m wrong on that, sir. ☭ ♂ Matthlock ☯ ☃ € ☭ 21:21, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit But seriously, down to business

I loved both of the images, I downloaded both on them onto my thumb drive (not quite certain what you call them in GB). Although personally I love UKLanding01.jpg the best.

In other news, I have some questions, Mhaille, you play the bass right? Hey, that gives me an idea. Would you like to join my band? (Because my band is really in need of a bassist.)

Whatever you suits you. Just send in your best regards. ☭ ♂ Matthlock ☯ ☃ € ☭ 21:21, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Would I be able to look mean and moody? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Aren't you normally mean and moody? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:22, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Adopt-A-Noob

Hello. I may apparently require adoption. You may require a lackey that has potential so you can later claim "I taught him everything I know". It appears to be a marriage made in Valhalla where the meads flows freely and the ladies are all buxom and of easy virtue. --C₂H₆O (hic) 05:07, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Mhaille isn't tremendously active at the moment. Your purposes may be better served by trying someone else, also, Mhaille beats new users and locks them in a small box for fun. You should know these things. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:16, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya RitterWelpeAufDerGeschirrspülmaschine (see|talk) 03:20 07 May

edit Thank you, sir

Hope you are well, and your children and your great jolly rooster, to boot. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, May 13 '12 8:29 (UTC)