User talk:Methamphetamine/Archive IV

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Hang on, is this page, like, Pure?

Despoilment! --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:35, Sep 30

Thank you, I was thinking this was never gonna be despoilmented. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (02:35 11-3-2009)

Thought I'd give this a try

Hi Puppy, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:35, Sep 30

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Hi, how are you?? - [12:52 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

I'm doing pretty shitty, you? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:48 08-6-2010)
Oh dear. Should I ask why? I hope Uncyc proves a good distraction. And i'm fine, just pottering along. - [22:56 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Well, working for incompetent people day in and day out really sucks ass, for one. I'm regretting the decision I made to work in fast food and I can't quit because there isn't really much else I'm qualified for and I really need the money. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:02 08-6-2010)
Oh dear. :/ That sucks. Don't really know how to reply to that in a useful way, I'm a fraid. Apart from: That sucks. I just hope Uncyc can be a bit of a distraction. And sorry to hear that. I couldn't help notice the What I plan to do while I'm here section on your userpage. Do you remember the mafia? I was thinking about reestablishing that. Unlike the other usergroups around at the moment that focus on writing and rewriting articles I suggest the mafia could be a community usergroup. As in a usergroup that is concerned with the health of the community, especially in the light of the recent butfuck (this is the correct collective noun, I believe) of drama and unhappiness. I am (obviously secretly just making a lunge for unparalleled power and such) hoping users could turn the mafia into a group that helps foster happiness and good relations, as well as assisting noobs (almost alike a collective adopt-a-noob) and anyone who needs general assisting. I don't know. Pipe dream? If you don't want to hear/help that's cool. Oh and, I've missed you. - [23:19 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I thought a mafia was mostly organized crime, but sure, I'll join again. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:23 08-6-2010)
Well, you're technically still a member (you know the line, goes something like "They keep pulling me back in!" or whatever, point is, you can't get out). I was just wondering if you had any thoughts relating to the above idea? And if you're willing to help me run it? I'm just canvassing for joint support. I would love to have a user who could run it (on a joint level with me etc.) and just organise it. I don't know if it's a ridiculous idea that'd never work though. I was thinking about asking an admin about it, too. - [23:26 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I don't know if I'd run the mafia with you, because that's another shitload of work and I like just being a "Capo Bastone", but I guess turning this into a group of helpful people would be a decent idea.
Yeh, it probably would be a lot of work, helping run the bitch. But are you willing to help? I will totally not hold it against you if you just want to concentrate on peeing, writing and talkpage socialising. - [23:36 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Sure, I'll help out, helping has never stopped me from doing those other things before (although I didn't have a job before, but whatever) Also, I made a new signature, all black and white and boring Methamphetamine Was Here (23:39 08-6-2010)
Oh, I like. Very mature and such like. As for the mafia I see the following steps:
  1. Decide on an oath/mission statement for the new, rejuvinated mafia 2.0
  2. Canvas support for this oath/mission statement, especially with an admin. Due to the recent drama this may be an insensitive time to raise this. Have you seen the serious shit that's gone done in the forums? - [23:42 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
  3. Purge existing mafia members, offering them a chance to opt or out and showing them the new oath/mission statement.
  4. Reign supreme over all that moves.
  5. (And the obligatory) = PROFIT!!!
- [23:42 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Actually, those are all really good ideas. Except profit because we're not making any money to begin with. And for number 2, no I have not seen the forum drama. I guess this is new. Also, what happened to UnProvise? It just faded away for no reason. It faded last year, so that's probably nitpicky, but whatever. Methamphetamine Was Here (23:47 08-6-2010)
It did indeed fade into obscurity. Unfortunate. It was quite a bit of effort I suppose and never really got accepted in the mainstream. - [23:54 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk


What with RT being MIA, how do you feel about being the Mafia bartender? It's cool if you're too busy, just thought I'd offer to you first. It is a lovely job with lots of perks, after all. - [15:54 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Sure, I used to be the Italian bartender, so I guess I could be the Russian one if you transferred me. Methamphetamine Was Here (17:24 08-7-2010)
Okay, but for the general member's bar yes? - [17:28 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Sure. Methamphetamine Was Here (17:29 08-7-2010)
Right, I'm gonna make a message which I'll need to go off and subst to every mafia member. - [17:42 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
That isn't MIA, of course. Methamphetamine Was Here (17:44 08-7-2010)
Well what I'll do is basically give the option of opting out of the mafia. Also, members who do not reply, in say ten days (?) will moved to an inactive users section of the members list. Sound like a plan? - [17:50 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I gue- Wait, are you stealthily moving me to some sort of co-leader of the mafia? Methamphetamine Was Here (17:54 08-7-2010)
No, of course not. Why would I do that? By the way, you are currently holding the position of senior Russian branch mafioso and thus the Russian branch is under your private control, for the time being. - [18:00 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Um, okay. Methamphetamine Was Here (18:03 08-7-2010)
Don't worry. I'm not, honestly. Promise. :) - [18:08 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Anyways, I'm going to reset all the bank accounts because I'm bored. Methamphetamine Was Here (18:17 08-7-2010)
Okay, I think we're gonna scrap that, though. Unless you can think of a way of keeping it and making it useful/used/easy to maintain? I dunno. If you want to keep it then that's fine. - [18:25 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
If we can use it to "Buy" things, I think it would actually be a good idea. Methamphetamine Was Here (18:35 08-7-2010)
I like the idea, but it seems an awful lot of work. If you have some clear thoughts for it why not pitch them to me at my swanky new office and we can discuss them there? Cheers, - [18:50 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
We should be discussing all of this over there. Methamphetamine Was Here (18:58 08-7-2010)
Anyways, remember that old template of Hex's, Regret's, and my permissions? If not, I recreated it under a different name, just because. I think that needs to be revised. Methamphetamine Was Here (19:28 08-7-2010)
It does need to be revised. I think instead of names it should have ranks. - [19:56 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Great idea. Methamphetamine Was Here (19:58 08-7-2010)
Discuss here. —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:15 7 August 2010]

I think this is in order for helping to deliver that message across the ranks...

Thanks! —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:49 7 August 2010]

Except Colin, because he's banned, and the Italian Mafia, because you said you were doing that. Methamphetamine Was Here (21:51 08-7-2010)
Yurp, I did the Italians + Hex. And skipped Judge Zarbi (also banned). Now we just sit tight...Thanks! —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:58 7 August 2010]


Yeh...I'm meant to maintain that. I haven't taken care of it for years. I suppose I should do something about that. All those games are meant to have been moved to the mainpage by me... :) —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:32 8 August 2010]

I'm glad I put it on your watchlist to help you remember it then. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (01:49 9 Aug 2010)
I'd already forgotten...thanks for reminding me again. It was already on my watchlist, that's how I noticed. I'm just lazy. —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [02:00 9 August 2010]
Laziness will be the death of everyone someday, but for now we're too lazy to kill everyone just yet. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (02:06 9 Aug 2010)
Hey Meth what do you think to this crap? (Not a whore, promise) —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [02:29 9 August 2010]

Thank ye!

I have a new policy: Thank the bastards who vote for my stuff as soon as I see the vote. That way I don't have to dish out a million generic templates if I win and you get a lovely, personalised message! Like here. So heya! Hi there! Hallo! If my article is featured then please muse over the following: Thanks for voting and helping to feature Why?:I'm In court, Mum, I'm glad you appreciate my genius. If the article is not featured then please consider this: Sod off! Clear? Excellent. Thanks! —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:21 14 August 2010]

I refuse to sod off as long as I live. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (01:42 16 Aug 2010)
Fair enough! —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:35 16 August 2010]

This is very overdue

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You've won this delicious cookie of your choice because I am both too tired and too lazy to make a proper template. Thank you tons for voting for me to be Noob of the Month, and I do hope you enjoy the cookie. It took me 16 days to make, from scratch, with my own bare hands. Also, if I do win, an actual template might pop up here or something. I don't know yet. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:39 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

You're not NotM just yet! —DILDO WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:38 24 August 2010]
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