User talk:Methamphetamine/Archive III

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Archive III - The Raping of the Asshole

For the only user who I'm sure is American...

Happy Thanksgiving! Go eat some turkey! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:12, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I'm Puerto Rican, but I had sub-par turkey. Sire !! -4- (03:34 11-29-2008)
Well, like lives in America. Like me! :D How are you doing, Methy? (I gather you're in Arizona now) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:41, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
I'm not american! :D SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:47 29 November 2008
Neitha am I, Yo! n_n--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 18:33, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
Yes, but now I'm back in Dallas. Sire !! -4- (15:03 11-30-2008)
is your family doing ok? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:26, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Why do you want to know that? Sire !! -4- (00:24 12-2-2008)
Shh.... don't speak... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:18, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Who are you and what have you done with RT? Sire !! -4- (02:39 01-1-2009)
He's here. with me! Playing checkers! Hurrah! Happy new year! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 10:34, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Is checkers some new kind of sexual term? Did you get into my stash? I'm gonna fucking kill you if you got into my stash! Sire !! -4- (19:03 01-1-2009)
checkers is an std :( -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:05, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
*while stepping back slowly* Um, uh, what the fu-, err, oh my, god, err, shit, holy fuck, um, bye! *runs up ten flights of stairs to Orian's talkpage* Sire !! -4- (02:54 01-2-2009)

Shh! I'm not here!

It's cos TKF banned me for being useless, so then i tried to write and be helpful and whatnot, but i realized i suck at being funny... so... uh... i guess i gave up :P Maybe if i'm quiet enough, no one will notice i'm still here... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:15, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

*slap* How dare you speak like that! I knew I was a failure since 2007, and I go along just fine dyking up the forums and talkpages! So instead of going into a major depression and acting like you know you're not good enough for Uncyc, be like me! I've been here for 18 months now, and that's al I ever do! Now go out there and be some shameless idiot! Sire !! -4- (02:03 01-1-2009)
ouch. /meanders off into the depths of Uncyc, dazed and confused -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
You dyke around? Methy, you disgust me. I thought we were the same but if you're going to get all lesbian on me then we can't be friends. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 03:43 1 January 2009
I was just trying to be comically shocking to RT because he's acting like a quitter. Obviously, that didn't work. Sire !! -4- (18:36 01-1-2009)
Huh? Damn, I have no idea how I keep missing these Anywho, I suppose I'm not so quit-y at the moment. I feel much better-er! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:29, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm Back!!!

I'm Back!!! Remember me, your long lost son/daughter, (Damn the Republicans and their legal labels!)? My daddy sent me because he was tired of me, (can you blame him?) So..... Hi User:Trrri333/sig 17:19 19 January 2009 17:19, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

You know, I never actually adopted you. How the fuck did that never become official? My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (16:51 06-17-2009)
Dunno. But Tri Hasn't been around for months now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:52 17 June 2009

Adopt Me?

Waiting to be adopted already by someone who will feed this cybertron a mixture of soil,tin cans,oil and milk. Might possibly like taking senator's feet too. =D Waiting for your adopted reply (Damn how many adopt's were there?) --Wathyreckk 09:21, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Methy!!! :D

You're back! I've tottally missed you! Happy belated birthday, you're officially legal now, lets fuck! :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:20 7 June 2009

Barely, and in other countries other than the one I reside in, but OK! Sire !! -4- (03:46 06-7-2009)
What other countries? Are the UK? If you're in teh UK we should tottally meet up and fuck. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:46 7 June 2009
No, it's the US. Sire !! -4- (14:23 06-7-2009)
Cock blocks are never fun. Now you know how I feel. Somehow. Read Speak
Yeah. No... Methy's back!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:40 7 June 2009
I wass bound to come back anyway. It's not like I can get slipping grades between school years. Sire !! -4- (17:19 06-7-2009)
Cool, cool. I'm pretty sure I fucked up this last year actually. Oh well, now that you're back allow me to whore to you. I'm currently nominated for WotM and I think I deserve it after all the writing I did in May (namely this, this, this and this, plus other non featured ones) So if you coudl vote for the ones you liked out of those four on the top three of the month voting page that'd be awasome. I mean provided you actually liked any. You too, SponserSuck. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:13 7 June 2009

Thanks thank tank (again-again!)

Howtosandcastle "Joshy, what have I told you about manners?"

Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

Although not again, you've only just got back. :) good that you're back!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:33 16 June 2009

I actually felt better than I had in 6 months when I returned to the internet. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (20:48 06-16-2009)
You know for a second I thought you were gonna say "when I read your article". But it's great to have you back! All wee need is Yettie on a full time basis and the old crew will be back together! Also I have a couple of things on VFH if you want a look...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:00 16 June 2009
Yeah, I voted for your Snow White article as it has more votes and is better. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (22:43 06-16-2009)
mm, personally I prefered my unscript, oh well thank you!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:03 16 June 2009

Template spam

Snow white2 The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:18 17 June 2009

What can I say? You're truly a great writer. I'm totally nomming you as WotY seven months from now. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (16:21 06-17-2009)
Thanks :D And for the vote on WotM. Although I'd really apreciate a vote on the UnScript, personnally I though it was funnier. I mean vote either way, I'd just like to get an opinion.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:30 17 June 2009

Moar Feature Thankies

Pencil2 Writers, of all kinds, would like to thank you!

For voting for the article on Writing to become featured.

They wrote this template just for you, please apreciate the effort - it is a work of art after all!

Thanks esspecially for the nom!   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:52 22 June 2009

Well, as I said previously, It was bound to happen. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (18:09 06-24-2009)


I'm back but only for a brief time, I'm going to Mexico on Saturday and coming back to Michigan on August(hopefully I won't catch the swine flu!). So the point is I won't be coming here until then but I just wanted to say hi and point out my article UnScripts:It’s Ok to Lie if it Makes Only You Miserable. Please check it out and see if it's any good so far, it still isn't done (I know how dissapointing). User:Trrri333/sig 18:47 25 June 2009

TRI!!!!!!!!!!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:48 25 June 2009
ORIAN!!!! The above message goes to you too. User:Trrri333/sig 18:51 25 June 2009
OH COME THE FUCK ON! I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE NOT GOING ON VACATION? Waah. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (16:18 06-26-2009)
I'm not going anywhere either.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:19 26 June 2009
(This is directly to my brother) In that case, "NANANANANAAAANA, I'm going to Germany, Neener-neener-neeeeener," said Kyle. ~SponsorshipSucks !!! (16:20 06-26-2009)
Germany. You should really piss him off and go to Narnia. Then you could say "Narny Narny Nar Nar I'm going to Narnia" which would be funny.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:23 26 June 2009
Well, it would suck no matter where he's going, because he's taking his other brothers with him, and his girlfriend is going to Spain, so I'll have zero roommates for a month. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (16:24 06-26-2009)
That's a good thing. You can wank with the door unlocked. There is nothing like having that little to care about.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:27 26 June 2009
Except the stains I'll make him clean up, but whatever. OH, Joe, and if you ever feel lonely, just go next door. The one on your right. ~SponsorshipSucks !!! (16:30 06-26-2009)
Is that where your blow-up doll lives?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:32 26 June 2009
Why would anyone pay rent for a blow-up doll, let alone put it in a seperate room? There are a few people that caused "SS" to have Insomnia, as they party. A lot. Until 5 AM, even. I may have to scream to talk to the person next to me. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (16:46 06-26-2009)
Why did you capitalise Insomnia and not link to it? :( You make me sad. Also "SS"?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:47 26 June 2009
SponsorshipSucks. It's either SS or ABM. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (17:21 06-26-2009)


SP-Orian57 I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Also you aren't gone again are you?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:53 1 July 2009

Well, shit happens... People named Kyle change passwords on their computer... My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (00:44 07-2-2009)
Oh hey you are here! I must have missed this, sorry!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:56 5 July 2009

I Like To Think My Template Looks Better Than Orian's But Maybe I'm Just Kidding Myself


 Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

You decide. Anyway, cheers for the vote. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:11, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

It looks better than thanks twelve, yes. but not thirteen. Thanks thirteen is epic.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:12 14 July 2009


Playwright of the Month badge

Orian57 would like to thank you!

For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:04 1 August 2009

More Undead Thanksplate!

UnBooksDaddytheresazombieinthegarden Doug would like to thank you! Again!

For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

How ya getting on?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:24 15 August 2009

I don't anymore. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (21:05 08-19-2009)
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