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Having said that, you should actually start trying to write stuff. It won't help you become an admin - quite the opposite - but it'll mean you have a higher value to the site. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:13 29 Jan}}
 
Having said that, you should actually start trying to write stuff. It won't help you become an admin - quite the opposite - but it'll mean you have a higher value to the site. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:13 29 Jan}}
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== UnSignpost ==
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You have posted an article for UnSignpost recently but I cannot accept it as it has red links. Please fix this problem and give me some information behind your article. {{User:ScottPat/sig}} 16:30, April 11, 2013 (UTC)
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:Huh? What? --{{User:Meganew/sigb}} 15:24, April 13, 2013 (UTC)
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Here is the article. Sorry I didn't explain but UnSignpost is under new management because of a journalist hacking phone scandal so I have been put in charge. I'm a bit of a noob so your article may have already been featured in UnSignpost and the article might not even be yours but it was signed by your name:
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=== UnSignpost article(both sites): the Cold War update ===
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'''The Cold War Update'''
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by Meganew
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Well, ladies and gentlemen... It has begun. For those of you who don't know, the great internet humor wiki known across the world as Uncyclopedia has officially split. While there are those who remain loyal to the original(now Wikia-owned) Uncyc, others have left and formulated a site of their own, "Free Uncyclopedia," if you will. Every Saturday, starting this week, I will give an update at [[User:Meganew/Uncyc Cold War]] on the current situation, sharing details with the populaces of both sites on any updates pertaining to the current split. Post on that page's [[User Talk:Meganew/Uncyc Cold War|talk page]] if you wish to give your input as a Wikia Uncycer or a Free Uncycer.
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Some of you may wish to know how this started... It all goes back a very long time ago, when a man named Chronarion sold the original Uncyclopedia(uncyclopedia.org) to Wikia, the company originally created by Jimbo Wales as a hub of wikis for various specific subjects. Over the years, Wikia did a great many things to Uncyclopedia, including domain name updates, restrictions on hardline levels of satire, and most notable of all, the censoring of all unclad racks on the entire site. The final spark was(according to [[User:Frosty|Frosty]], one of the Free Uncyc leaders, a heavy demand over adding a North America-only suicide prevention hotline to the [[suicide]] page. Regardless of the circumstances, members were tired of Wikia, and as such left the site to formulate their own variant.
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A primary difficulty for years was the fact that there was no original domain name that a new Uncyclopedia could be built on. Uncyclopedia.org was in Wikia's hands, after all. Incapable of simply leaving, a domain name ([en.uncyclopedia.co]) was eventually found, and the move was made by the majority of writers and the like. The inevitable struggle between these two wikis will prove to be most interesting to watch as it plays out.
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Until next week, keep on trucking!
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[[User:Meganew|Meganew]], Reporter
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Please get back to me on that thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig}} 13:20, April 14, 2013 (UTC)
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== Aimsplode "deleting every shred of personal information pertaining to him" ==
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It is a shame that I have to decide in favor of {{U|Aimsplode}} or of you, and you'll notice that your ban is of the token two-hour variety. But you are not to manage someone else's user page and talk page to impose your will on that user; moreover, the information had not been "deleted" if you could get it back out of the history, had it? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:32 9-May-13</small>
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== Potential Adoptee ==
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Hey Meganew, I heard you are looking for an adoptee. I just made an account today after reading some articles. Right now I'm sooooo lost. It would be great if you could help me out. I really have no idea what I'm doing especially this messaging thing. I think I read that the message goes on the bottom but I still have no idea if I doing this right... Anyway I'm looking forward to your reply![[User:Dr. Medicine|Dr. Medicine]] ([[User talk:Dr. Medicine|talk]]) 02:47, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
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:Meganew has been inactive quite recently I'm afraid. Perhaps try directing your questions to an [[UN:AA|admin]] and/or picking another name of the [[Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters|Adopter list]]. Thank you. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:54, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
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== Jihad ==
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I am sorry to delete the Forum you opened, but we are trying not to let this website be used as a springboard for either real or hoax Jihads against any other website (as what is hoax to us often becomes real to others). Let's just "do our stuff," as it says at the top of the [[Barack Obama]] article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:59 8-Sep-14</small>
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:Dude, just because we're a Wikia site doesn't mean we can't have fun. The people at the other Uncyc are taking this in good jest, and if anyone came here and thought that Uncyclopedia supported jihad in some manner similar to the Islamic State, then they're a fucking moron who needs to read [[UN:TITS]]. There's no reason at all to be to wound up about this when it's for fun, and EVEN THE TARGET OF THE JIHAD is accepting it as such. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 20:12, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
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I will try this once again slowly, "dude." We are here for your original comedy creations — not as a springboard to prank other websites, or to prank this website, for that matter. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:21 8-Sep-14</small>
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:What happened to you? You used to be so fun and care-free. Now you sound like Neelix... It's really sad, and I'm about to cry because of it. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 20:27, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
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::Fun in excess leads to the [[starwars:Dark side of the Force|dark side]]. I've been there. They have so much fun on the dark side that they stopped letting me have any of it. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140908204537}}
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:::That's not an excuse, Llwy... If it's all in good fun between the two Uncycs and can help mend wounds(while mocking a terrorist organization at the same time), I see no real problems. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 20:58, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
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::::We seem to be speaking three different languages here. I dunno. I have a pretty good idea of what's needed to help mend these 'wounds', though, and it's not a forum about jihad (and it isn't in any way fun--it involves apologies, desysoppings, rational discussions and other such blasphemies--which basically ensures that it won't happen). {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140908211147}}
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:::::Doing an UncycloJihad will be fun. I can guarantee it. That way no one has to lose face. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 21:15, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::See [[Navelism]]--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 21:47, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::::So the Wikia Uncyc is now less fun and more bland, similar to the [[Navelism]] article? I see... {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 23:51, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::::If there is something worse than Navelism, it is drama stoking...of which, there is currently an article vacancy. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 12:55, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::::::Actually there isn't a [[Drama|vacancy]]. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 13:01, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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Meganew: Your "guarantee" is worthless, as you already have an excuse that you only mean it "as a fun thing," an excuse to be used after it blossoms into an un-fun thing — for instance, when another Uncyclopedian (see above) uses it to reprise her mistreatment at another website. We will douse Forums that suck Uncyclopedians into drama, or at least divert effort from creating funny content, without waiting for the drama to actually occur. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:16 9-Sep-14</small>
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:And you're stating that there's a recorded instance of an Uncyclopedian just totally flipping her shit and trying to get revenge on another website? Please link me to it. You have no guarantee that any drama will come from the forum, and are rather undermarking the maturity level of the community as a whole. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 17:42, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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::Revenge? Eh? I don't think that's what he meant, and it's not my intention (though stating my own intention, as I have discovered, isn't worth anything). What I think he means--or at least what I would say if I were in his shoes--is that you are expected to give value to us in exchange for value, rather than expecting value (i.e. respect for your wishes and forums) when you give us nothing (in the way of writing or otherwise directly helping the site). Your desire to have fun, by itself, is not a claim on us, as it is on those on the fork. Need is not a claim. We do not do the 'to each according to his need' thing; we do 'to each according to what he gives us'.
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::As to maturity, we do not need to undermark the maturity of the fork: they have done it for themselves, by coming to us expecting us to treat their need as a claim, while giving us no value in return and attempting to ''take'' our value from us by uploading shock images in place of existing ones and otherwise ''immaturely'' wasting our time. As to 'an excuse to be used after it blossoms into an un-fun thing', I have seen that happen; that is what I meant by 'they had so much fun that they wouldn't let me have any of it'. They insist on their fun to the extent that those who disagree that it is fun--often those whose expense it is at, such as me (and, I suspect, Spike)--end up thrown under a bus. I have experience, and you have only words. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140909180358}}
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:::I haven't seen so much pointless navelism since that time SPIKE was thrown under a bus. [[User:Everybody loves Greyhounds|Everybody loves Greyhounds]] ([[User talk:Everybody loves Greyhounds|talk]]) 20:10, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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::::You seem to be forgetting that I was around during the Fork - I have experience regarding that situation same as you. I remember rather fondly what happened, and it was the lack of fun like this that drove people. The UnJihad is an opportunity to help bring people back together again and get to work on mending the wounds of the overall Uncyc community by turning them into something funny that can be made fun of, similar to TYATU. This isn't communism, this is capitalism, as you expressed - and thus, an investment into it must be made to see if the return is greater than what was initially put in.
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::::Besides. This is an opportunity for anyone OP who are faggots to get over yourself and Spike being their favorite denigratory subject. Aimsplode is a lot better person to talk shit about. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 20:22, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::I didn't know, so I didn't have anything to forget. My apologies for the misunderstanding. I, conversely, was not there at the time, but I'm reasonably familiar with the events and I'm pretty sure the 'lack of fun' issue postdates the split, as it stems from the different cultures that developed; the reason for setting up the fork was disagreements with Wikia, which isn't directly related to the different culture here that is presumably what you mean by 'lack of fun'. (The different culture here stems more or less directly from who remained here and who got into power.)
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:::::I did not have the opportunity to read your forum before it was deleted, so I didn't have a good idea of what you intended it as. I'll have to take either your word or Spike's, and while you appear to mean well and have in mind something that would result in funny articles, Spike wasn't at all able to see that. I have reason to believe you really do mean well--the vast majority of the forkers seem to, and my usage of 'you' was directed neither at you personally, nor at every single one of them, but at four or five specific 'highly trusted' individuals (and, by extension, those who support what they do)--but unfortunately, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140909205343}}
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::::::Basically the forum just suggested that a "Jihad" be started against the other site. No mention of rules for this "jihad", just a general announcement. It is still too soon to suggest anything of the kind until the hurt feelings have faded with time, and until threats of vandalism coming from the other site no longer need to be taken seriously. Some people here are unhappy with people over there, and some people over there are unhappy with people here. It is too likely to only start drama, and isn't likely to bring new writers in. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 05:07, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::Did I say 'you'? I meant 'they'. That is, I was referring to a message in which I referred to 'they' but I incorrectly claimed I had referred to 'you'. Not like anyone cares. I'm fuzzed out. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig|20140910235034}}
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== Hi, so... ==
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Hullo, I'm flowertyra, and I'm one of those so-called n00bs. I am here to answer your call for the A-A-N (Adopt a n00b) thing. If you want to talk to me, feel free to go to my discussion page.
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Thanks for taking the time to read this! =D
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--[[User:Flowertyra|Flowertyra]] ([[User talk:Flowertyra|talk]]) 00:30, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
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== Continuing ==
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Yes, I'm still interested. Teach me the ways of the Uncyclopedia! XD
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--[[User:Flowertyra|Flowertyra]] ([[User talk:Flowertyra|talk]]) 17:45, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
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:Meganew is a rare visitor these days. If you require adoption, you can ask other active users.--{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 18:50, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
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::Oy Rom, don't be a wanker. I'd be glad to teach her... At least while I don't play DA:I. You ready, Flower? {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 05:07, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Hmmm? Someone you know?? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 13:46, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
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::::No. But I'll take her up nonetheless. {{User:Meganew/sigb}} 21:47, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 21:47, November 30, 2014

Hey everyone! I have a few basic rules on my talk page.

No flamewars. No insulting. No vote whoring.

Archive 1/Archive 2/Archive 3/Archive 4

--Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:51, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Meganew, it's time

Time to uncancel The Young And The Uncyclopedians! I believe that it had been cancelled for too long enough. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 04:42, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

I wholeheartedly agree with you, JNNN TV Anda owner, but we need to bring it back with a new name. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:27, December 12, 2012 (UTC)
What was it all about again? Oh...and Gouncy! has been unbanned so I am sure he will want to pitch in again...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:32, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
Various characters based off of Uncyclopedians doing all sorts of random stuff. As for Goun: I'm fine with him helping so long as he can spell. Properly. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:37, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
We changed the name by the way. It's now UNBC. Because.
Also, I uncovered the lost pilot episode of TYATU. And we are making a new fourth season. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 12:06, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Please link me, then! We have work to do. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:24, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
I hate the name TYATU. It makes me think of Tatu, and the black hair chick from that group when she was preggo. Then I realize it is something else, and I get disappointed --Mn-z 13:48, January 6, 2013 (UTC).

edit Hi, Mega!

If you're still around and you want to write an UnSignpost piece (just one article, not the whole thing--unless you want to!), now's the time. Arise, Comrade, your Country is calling! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 25 '12 23:36 (UTC)

If you can link me to the latest WIP UnSignpost, I'll get to work on that right away. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:20, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
It isn't up yet. Feel free to write anywhere you like (userspace?) and once it's done, just let me know! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Dec 28 '12 5:47 (UTC)
Kk. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 18:20, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit You should come back

We need more pregnancy content on the wiki. --Mn-z 19:31, January 11, 2013 (UTC)

I was back. You were just gone. Oh, and you need to update the Art page. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 18:36, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
Any suggestions? --Mn-z 19:36, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
Also, VFD, VFH, and any other voting needs help at the moment. --Mn-z 19:36, January 13, 2013 (UTC)
I've got it... Let's write an UnScript series about preggos. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:17, January 15, 2013 (UTC)
I'm already working on one UnScripts:My_Little_Womb_Newt:_Pregnancy_is_Sexy --Mn-z 16:19, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah... But I was thinking something that had less My Little Pony in it. No offense, but that shit is wack as fuck. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:00, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Any suggestions for a better topic? On a somewhat related note, I did rewrite the Preggos article. --Mn-z 07:32, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
I dunno... Survivor, Womb Newt Edition or something like that? And I saw... Decent rewrite. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:30, January 20, 2013 (UTC)

edit Three votes

I can has three votes. A (Fallen Reich)15:55 22 January 2013

Nein. No you cannot. It goes against the rules as stated at the top of the page. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:59, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
Problem solved. You got Skype? A (Fallen Reich)16:01 22 January 2013
Indeed I do. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 16:01, January 22, 2013 (UTC)
Care to trade Skype names? (I'll add you) A (Fallen Reich)16:05 22 January 2013
Sure thing. fusion.corsair here. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 16:05, January 22, 2013 (UTC)

edit VFS

Aloha. Don't take it to heart. Seriously, it's a fairly empty honour coupled with a truckload of burden. If you want to be an admin then go around and undo crappy edits, nominate stuff for VFD/VFH/BP, and stick a sign on your head saying “abuse me”. The occasional opportunity to ban someone doesn't balance out the crap you get for it. I have as much likelihood of becoming an admin as I do of becoming the POTUS, but I'm not complaining about it. I'm just waiting until the month is over, and continuing to do everything the exact same way I have been.

Having said that, you should actually start trying to write stuff. It won't help you become an admin - quite the opposite - but it'll mean you have a higher value to the site.                               Puppy's talk page10:13 29 Jan

edit UnSignpost

You have posted an article for UnSignpost recently but I cannot accept it as it has red links. Please fix this problem and give me some information behind your article. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 16:30, April 11, 2013 (UTC)

Huh? What? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:24, April 13, 2013 (UTC)

Here is the article. Sorry I didn't explain but UnSignpost is under new management because of a journalist hacking phone scandal so I have been put in charge. I'm a bit of a noob so your article may have already been featured in UnSignpost and the article might not even be yours but it was signed by your name:

edit UnSignpost article(both sites): the Cold War update

The Cold War Update

by Meganew

Well, ladies and gentlemen... It has begun. For those of you who don't know, the great internet humor wiki known across the world as Uncyclopedia has officially split. While there are those who remain loyal to the original(now Wikia-owned) Uncyc, others have left and formulated a site of their own, "Free Uncyclopedia," if you will. Every Saturday, starting this week, I will give an update at User:Meganew/Uncyc Cold War on the current situation, sharing details with the populaces of both sites on any updates pertaining to the current split. Post on that page's talk page if you wish to give your input as a Wikia Uncycer or a Free Uncycer.

Some of you may wish to know how this started... It all goes back a very long time ago, when a man named Chronarion sold the original Uncyclopedia(uncyclopedia.org) to Wikia, the company originally created by Jimbo Wales as a hub of wikis for various specific subjects. Over the years, Wikia did a great many things to Uncyclopedia, including domain name updates, restrictions on hardline levels of satire, and most notable of all, the censoring of all unclad racks on the entire site. The final spark was(according to Frosty, one of the Free Uncyc leaders, a heavy demand over adding a North America-only suicide prevention hotline to the suicide page. Regardless of the circumstances, members were tired of Wikia, and as such left the site to formulate their own variant.

A primary difficulty for years was the fact that there was no original domain name that a new Uncyclopedia could be built on. Uncyclopedia.org was in Wikia's hands, after all. Incapable of simply leaving, a domain name ([en.uncyclopedia.co]) was eventually found, and the move was made by the majority of writers and the like. The inevitable struggle between these two wikis will prove to be most interesting to watch as it plays out.

Until next week, keep on trucking!

Meganew, Reporter

Please get back to me on that thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 13:20, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Aimsplode "deleting every shred of personal information pertaining to him"

It is a shame that I have to decide in favor of Aimsplode or of you, and you'll notice that your ban is of the token two-hour variety. But you are not to manage someone else's user page and talk page to impose your will on that user; moreover, the information had not been "deleted" if you could get it back out of the history, had it? Spıke ¬ 19:32 9-May-13

edit Potential Adoptee

Hey Meganew, I heard you are looking for an adoptee. I just made an account today after reading some articles. Right now I'm sooooo lost. It would be great if you could help me out. I really have no idea what I'm doing especially this messaging thing. I think I read that the message goes on the bottom but I still have no idea if I doing this right... Anyway I'm looking forward to your reply!Dr. Medicine (talk) 02:47, October 23, 2013 (UTC)

Meganew has been inactive quite recently I'm afraid. Perhaps try directing your questions to an admin and/or picking another name of the Adopter list. Thank you. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:54, October 23, 2013 (UTC)

edit Jihad

I am sorry to delete the Forum you opened, but we are trying not to let this website be used as a springboard for either real or hoax Jihads against any other website (as what is hoax to us often becomes real to others). Let's just "do our stuff," as it says at the top of the Barack Obama article. Spıke ¬ 17:59 8-Sep-14

Dude, just because we're a Wikia site doesn't mean we can't have fun. The people at the other Uncyc are taking this in good jest, and if anyone came here and thought that Uncyclopedia supported jihad in some manner similar to the Islamic State, then they're a fucking moron who needs to read UN:TITS. There's no reason at all to be to wound up about this when it's for fun, and EVEN THE TARGET OF THE JIHAD is accepting it as such. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:12, September 8, 2014 (UTC)

I will try this once again slowly, "dude." We are here for your original comedy creations — not as a springboard to prank other websites, or to prank this website, for that matter. Spıke ¬ 20:21 8-Sep-14

What happened to you? You used to be so fun and care-free. Now you sound like Neelix... It's really sad, and I'm about to cry because of it. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:27, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
Fun in excess leads to the dark side. I've been there. They have so much fun on the dark side that they stopped letting me have any of it. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 20:45 8 Sep 2014
That's not an excuse, Llwy... If it's all in good fun between the two Uncycs and can help mend wounds(while mocking a terrorist organization at the same time), I see no real problems. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:58, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
We seem to be speaking three different languages here. I dunno. I have a pretty good idea of what's needed to help mend these 'wounds', though, and it's not a forum about jihad (and it isn't in any way fun--it involves apologies, desysoppings, rational discussions and other such blasphemies--which basically ensures that it won't happen). -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 21:11 8 Sep 2014
Doing an UncycloJihad will be fun. I can guarantee it. That way no one has to lose face. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:15, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
See Navelism--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:47, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
So the Wikia Uncyc is now less fun and more bland, similar to the Navelism article? I see... Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 23:51, September 8, 2014 (UTC)
If there is something worse than Navelism, it is drama stoking...of which, there is currently an article vacancy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:55, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
Actually there isn't a vacancy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:01, September 9, 2014 (UTC)

Meganew: Your "guarantee" is worthless, as you already have an excuse that you only mean it "as a fun thing," an excuse to be used after it blossoms into an un-fun thing — for instance, when another Uncyclopedian (see above) uses it to reprise her mistreatment at another website. We will douse Forums that suck Uncyclopedians into drama, or at least divert effort from creating funny content, without waiting for the drama to actually occur. Spıke ¬ 13:16 9-Sep-14

And you're stating that there's a recorded instance of an Uncyclopedian just totally flipping her shit and trying to get revenge on another website? Please link me to it. You have no guarantee that any drama will come from the forum, and are rather undermarking the maturity level of the community as a whole. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 17:42, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
Revenge? Eh? I don't think that's what he meant, and it's not my intention (though stating my own intention, as I have discovered, isn't worth anything). What I think he means--or at least what I would say if I were in his shoes--is that you are expected to give value to us in exchange for value, rather than expecting value (i.e. respect for your wishes and forums) when you give us nothing (in the way of writing or otherwise directly helping the site). Your desire to have fun, by itself, is not a claim on us, as it is on those on the fork. Need is not a claim. We do not do the 'to each according to his need' thing; we do 'to each according to what he gives us'.
As to maturity, we do not need to undermark the maturity of the fork: they have done it for themselves, by coming to us expecting us to treat their need as a claim, while giving us no value in return and attempting to take our value from us by uploading shock images in place of existing ones and otherwise immaturely wasting our time. As to 'an excuse to be used after it blossoms into an un-fun thing', I have seen that happen; that is what I meant by 'they had so much fun that they wouldn't let me have any of it'. They insist on their fun to the extent that those who disagree that it is fun--often those whose expense it is at, such as me (and, I suspect, Spike)--end up thrown under a bus. I have experience, and you have only words. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 18:03 9 Sep 2014
I haven't seen so much pointless navelism since that time SPIKE was thrown under a bus. Everybody loves Greyhounds (talk) 20:10, September 9, 2014 (UTC)

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You seem to be forgetting that I was around during the Fork - I have experience regarding that situation same as you. I remember rather fondly what happened, and it was the lack of fun like this that drove people. The UnJihad is an opportunity to help bring people back together again and get to work on mending the wounds of the overall Uncyc community by turning them into something funny that can be made fun of, similar to TYATU. This isn't communism, this is capitalism, as you expressed - and thus, an investment into it must be made to see if the return is greater than what was initially put in.
Besides. This is an opportunity for anyone OP who are faggots to get over yourself and Spike being their favorite denigratory subject. Aimsplode is a lot better person to talk shit about. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:22, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
I didn't know, so I didn't have anything to forget. My apologies for the misunderstanding. I, conversely, was not there at the time, but I'm reasonably familiar with the events and I'm pretty sure the 'lack of fun' issue postdates the split, as it stems from the different cultures that developed; the reason for setting up the fork was disagreements with Wikia, which isn't directly related to the different culture here that is presumably what you mean by 'lack of fun'. (The different culture here stems more or less directly from who remained here and who got into power.)
I did not have the opportunity to read your forum before it was deleted, so I didn't have a good idea of what you intended it as. I'll have to take either your word or Spike's, and while you appear to mean well and have in mind something that would result in funny articles, Spike wasn't at all able to see that. I have reason to believe you really do mean well--the vast majority of the forkers seem to, and my usage of 'you' was directed neither at you personally, nor at every single one of them, but at four or five specific 'highly trusted' individuals (and, by extension, those who support what they do)--but unfortunately, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 20:53 9 Sep 2014
Basically the forum just suggested that a "Jihad" be started against the other site. No mention of rules for this "jihad", just a general announcement. It is still too soon to suggest anything of the kind until the hurt feelings have faded with time, and until threats of vandalism coming from the other site no longer need to be taken seriously. Some people here are unhappy with people over there, and some people over there are unhappy with people here. It is too likely to only start drama, and isn't likely to bring new writers in. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:07, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
Did I say 'you'? I meant 'they'. That is, I was referring to a message in which I referred to 'they' but I incorrectly claimed I had referred to 'you'. Not like anyone cares. I'm fuzzed out. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 23:50 10 Sep 2014

edit Hi, so...

Hullo, I'm flowertyra, and I'm one of those so-called n00bs. I am here to answer your call for the A-A-N (Adopt a n00b) thing. If you want to talk to me, feel free to go to my discussion page.

Thanks for taking the time to read this! =D --Flowertyra (talk) 00:30, November 6, 2014 (UTC)

edit Continuing

Yes, I'm still interested. Teach me the ways of the Uncyclopedia! XD --Flowertyra (talk) 17:45, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Meganew is a rare visitor these days. If you require adoption, you can ask other active users.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:50, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
Oy Rom, don't be a wanker. I'd be glad to teach her... At least while I don't play DA:I. You ready, Flower? Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 05:07, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
Hmmm? Someone you know?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:46, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
No. But I'll take her up nonetheless. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:47, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

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