User talk:Meganew/2011

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edit Dance sign up page

I got it made here. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 14:44, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This happened to my house last week

See:

Dancinghouse

Weird huh? --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 19:22, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit There's this article...

I wrote not that long ago. It was titled "UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! A childrens picture book". Well now it's up for VFH And I was thinking, maybe you could read it. And if you really like it, you could vote Symbol for vote For. it. Thank you for your time. --Tophat headless 00:38, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:57, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit Fourm:Join the grue army! (Yes again.)

The page has been closed. What do you want me to do about it? --Tophat headless 21:17, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Use Poiz's dearchive cheat. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 04:01, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
What? What's that? I know of one where you go onto the history tab and then it still has an edit tab. Is this what you are speaking of? If not, tell me what you are speaking of. --Tophat headless 04:06, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
I believe that's it. If it isn't, then ask Poiz about it. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 19:34, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Death to vandals!

Hello, Meganew. Last you invited me to join to the Grue Army, as I did understand. I think I could join to. I hate vandals. (+ sorry for my english) --Символ юстиції Vox 22:34, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome to the team. I'll post an informative template with important links on your talk page. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 23:41, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:46, 13 January 2011

edit Meganew

Я не мудак, понял!!! --900px-Flag of Commander-in-chief of Russia.svg/744px-Pirate Flag of Rack Rackham.svgЛёва Корова 11:33, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

VOX МУДАК, ПОНЯЛ!!! --900px-Flag of Commander-in-chief of Russia.svg/744px-Pirate Flag of Rack Rackham.svgЛёва Корова 06:12, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

БУДЕШЬ СЛУШАТЬ ХОХЛОВ, САМ МУДАКОМ БУДЕШЬ! --900px-Flag of Commander-in-chief of Russia.svg/744px-Pirate Flag of Rack Rackham.svgЛёва Корова 06:15, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Um... Could you maybe use a free translator program like Google Translate to more easily tell me what you're saying? When I run it through the translator, it comes out as "'LL HEAR Khokhlov, SAM WILL Asshole!" I'm sorry, but could you maybe try? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:38, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 20 January 2011

edit It is he again

109.197.231.232 -- his IP. We need to block him forever (don’t just IP, User:Лёва Корова too). He tried to spoil my personal page. He is a vandal! He must be destroyed! --Символ юстиції Vox 01:53, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

I will report him to the administrators immediately. Thank you for your notification. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 13:28, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Please ban him. He kept poking at my "soviet russian messages" joke on my talkpage, he kept changing it. Seems like an ED type of man. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:50, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Screw Encyclopedia Dumbratica where?

On here, or on EDick? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:43, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Meganew, must you perpetuate this imaginary feud? Joking around is all very well and fine, but please don't try to use your affiliation influences to get other users to actually act it out. I don't know how serious you really are, but it cannot end will if they actually take it seriously, and some very well may. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:07, 27 January 2011

ED, and considering some of the stuff they have over there, I'm going to say a couple things:

1: Take your vandalism to the extreme. The ED admins probably won't mind if you make a couple of pages vainly about yourself, nor will they mind about your blanking of a page that "doesn't have teh lulz". You'll have to figure some things out to actually vandalize their site.

2: Don't be stupid. Whatever you do, don't lead them back here. EDians we've dealt with in the past(aside from maybe UNKNOWNFILE) have been absolute bastards over here, mainly because we have actual humor. There are also people from the group Anonymous there. If you lead them here, there's a good chance they might do a distributed denial of service attack(DDoS attack) on Uncyclopedia, and we don't want that.

3: Check with some of the people over at Illogicopedia. At least a couple of them have previously acted against ED, and they might be willing to help you out.

One last thing: If you successfully manage to vandalize ED(and bring back a link to the page in its vandalized state), you will receive 200 plusses and a super-promotion to Major in the Grue Army. You'll also get a medal.

And it took me 20 minutes to type this out. I swear there better not be an edit conflict...

--Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:41, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

What I said on Maniac's page goes here too. Don't fucking do it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:51, Jan 27
If you say it a bit more nicely, I'll be inclined to not do it. God, this is like the Democrats' reaction to that guy who said he was gonna burn the Koran... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:54, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Pretty please. With sugar on top. Don't fucking do it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:58, Jan 27
What the hell... MANIAC!!! WE DON'T NEED YOUR RIFLE ANY MORE!!! --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:01, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 January 2011


edit Who is BENSON?

I keep hearing about this user called BENSON, what's so important about this guy? is he an admin? an Aibatt? or some kind of made up user account? seriously, I don't know! :-/ - Another n00b 22:13, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Read this. --Tophat headless 22:25, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the Link. He's a pussy WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS. I see.... - Another n00b 22:42, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...

ManGetsHitByBusAtNight

--Tophat headless 23:47, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit Where do I sign up?

I've thought about your offer and I've decided to join the Grue Army. Could you show me around? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 3 February 2011

I'll give you our very well-informing welcome template in a couple of moments. Welcome aboard. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:47, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Have I told you that your talkpage is long? Because it really is. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 3 February 2011
I'll probably archive it later today. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:05, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:26, 10 February 2011

edit Don't list me on Ban Patrol again - unless I do something 'really' bad

Otherwise people will think you're a bit of a retarded cunt with an axe to grind posting more veteran contributors on there. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:19, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about that. It's just the fact that you aren't supposed to put welcome messages on IP talk pages. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 23:16, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
That's not a welcome template, though. It's an {{oh dear}} template, and adding those to the troublesome, not-quite ban ones is standard practice. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:58, 11 February 2011

edit The Grue Army

I think we should make a rule that if anyone is inactive for six months they get removed from the army. And if they come back, they have to start over. --Tophat headless 19:07, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

I agree with that. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 12:17, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Great! I feel... Helpey... --Tophat headless 15:45, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cheese?A question???An awnser!

--CheesyBoy 06:49, February 14, 2011 (UTC) You asked me if I liked to cheese myself a nickname?Heck, no-you asked if I like to go by cheesboy or cheesierboy.Awnser is-none!Both names does not even make sense.Naming myself cheesyboy makes sense.Because I AM a cheese.Poor cheese...choppedSee?I was also presented the cheesy award...Cheese of the day award I see... Well you might want to watch the spamming. People might think you're some kind of long-lost vandal, or something. We had one named Cheeseboy at one time. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 12:18, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:14, 17 February 2011


edit Hey

Can I be listed under Twin Suns Squadron(18th Twin Suns)? Oh, and here's a strawberry lollipop. Thanks.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:53, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Sure. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:47, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
How was the lollipop? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:00, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, and is there profiles on every member of the GA? Where is mine? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:00, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
It was good, and no. We don't have seperate profiles(unless you count userpages as them). I feel there is only one thing to say:
“Suck it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.”
~ Sean Connery on penis a lollipop

--Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 23:10, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:43, 24 February 2011

edit HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Happy Monkey Judging

You will be the awsomest judge in the world! Happy monkey hugs (spraying monkey piss on your shoes) --ShabiDOO 15:21, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Heres the new link for Judging page with a couple changes.
--ShabiDOO 02:33, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit happy monkey final judgin

Hey guys. Judging begins at 6pm ET (est) or 2300 UTC today. Please judge based on the contestants FINAL edit before that time. This does NOT include Lyrithya, Zombiebaron, Mimo&Maxus and MrTheJazz who have 2 hour extentions 8pm ET (est) or 0100 UTC. Lets say, have the results in 48 hours. If I dont see any activity on the results pages or if you dno't drop me a line say 24 hours after the writing closes (as one of you has been inactive for a few days) Ill have Wilytank take over your spot and you have give his bonus points if you come back in time. Thanks again folks. --ShabiDOO 08:44, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

edit judging

Hey Meganew, havent seen you online for a while, so Im going to ask Wilytank to do your judging. If you come online in the next day and see this, you can still read the articles and add up to 10 bonus points per article in the judging section on a theme related to the contest okay? Thanks for volunteering. --ShabiDOO 21:11, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

Okay then. I thought you were going to put up links to the articles for us to judge. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 00:27, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

What a bummer, I guess you were just taking a break. Sorry, I thought you took a hiatus or disapeared and Wilytank is already doing the peer reviews. Well in any case if you dont mind, it still would be groovy if you could give the bonus points. The list of articles and results chart is here . Thanks meganew ! --ShabiDOO 00:59, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for putting up the bonus points Meganew. You truly are a groovy judge. --ShabiDOO 00:07, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Groovy? Are you some kind of hippie? I AM THE MAN! --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 00:09, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:07, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit ASOME JUDGING AWSOMENESS

Meganew, I love you, I will name my children after you for judging the happy monkey competition. But seriously, thanks a millllllion for the bonus points. What was the concept for them in the end?! Was a lot of work and we all love you for it and we will all name an island or country, or maybe a street in our community after you! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judgehmw2010

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:13, 17 March 2011

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:13, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:23, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:18, 21 April 2011

edit Grue Army Help Request

Hi Meganew, I'm trying to get that javascript page listed on Outpost Beta to work: the one that adds colors to NewPages according to article size. I copied the code, made my userpage with it and all... The question is how do I activate it? I've cleared Firefox's cache, but it still doesn't do anything. Thanks! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:46, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Ask one of the admins about it. I'm not exactly that good on the technical aspect. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:01, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:20, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:19, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:42, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:10, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:12, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit RE:

Can you please elaborate? I have no idea what you are referring to. Outstanding citizen 03:16, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Those links. A guy named DrPoodle felt the Tourette's Syndrome article was mocking people who actually had TS, and tried to get the article removed or replaced with something else even though the majoirty of the community was fine with it. The link here(click here) shows the talk page where he made his whole point and got argued with/laughed at.
Secondly, there's Anonymous Slashy. This guy thought the article on Asperger's Syndrome was both hate speech and could cause people who had AS to go on shooting rampages. A currently 3-page forum was created to try and show him how stupid he was being, but he refused to relent. He vandalized the article, dodged bans, and threatened legal action(which never came by the way). The extremely long forum-based argument over the article can be found here(click here). Scroll down to the bottom to move to the next page(there are 3 of them).
I just don't want you to wind up making a stupid mistake and getting permabanned for it. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 12:22, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:46, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:16, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:37, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:49, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:27, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:11, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:15, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:29, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:54, 29 December 2011

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