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Thanks very much, Woodburninator. I have a feeling I'm going to like it here. By the way, I'm probably going to be working on iCarly mostly. --Meganew 20:28, 31 December 2008 (UTC)


edit FOR ADOPTION!

FOR ADOPTION: Slightly used Meganew n00b: Muscles in good shape, low post count, bit of pervert problems, as long as you want to adopt it. Call Meganew to place offer.

edit Look...

I really don't think we need another GS PvP fight. While I do appreciate you liking GS PvP, i'm considering either deleting your fight so you can work on another one, or just editing it around so it meets with the other fights. Gud day. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 00:48, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Please edit it around, and expand it to make more sense. I'd really like that. --Meganew POST NOW!!! 18:51, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Samuel L. Jackson

Hey,

I was wondering if we can reach a compromise on the Samuel Jackson page. I have reverted it because it was the last version prior to VFD, and I also helped write the document - the "motherfucker" version that is.

I would like to suggest that we retain the motherfucker version in the header, and let's collaborate on how to improve the article - minus the list of movies of course.

I hope we can reach an agreement.

Thanks,

Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:17, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm gonna add to this here Meganew. Looks like you don't approve of the version with the swears in. But the thing is, you were the only one to vote delete, and it got a bunch of keep votes from people who do like the sweary version - because it fits with the popular stereotype of Samuel L Jackson. If you think it's only funny for "SWEARERS, PERVERTS, AND DRUNKS", that's your right, but humour is subjective. Plus, that probably sums up most of us here ;-) I don't think any article on Jackson will remain devoid of that word for long, so maybe you should turn your attentions to another page? Just a thought. I've reverted the page, by the way, it's probably best to leave it like that - getting into edit wars never ends well. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:21, Jan 12

Okay, I'm okay with that. But, Gilgal1, could you modify it slightly enough to remove a third or half of the word Motherfuckin'? --Meganew POST NOW!!! 16:21, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

I'd say that could be a workable compromise, what say you Gilgal1? --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:27, Jan 12
Sounds like a motherfuckin good compromise, will do that. Cheers. --Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 03:19, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Whatever was the reason for blanking a userpage

Don't do that again. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:52, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Sorry. But that guy was a socialist spammer. --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 17:55, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Then you put his name on the Ban Patrol. Don't take the law into your hands. That's what the admins are for. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:01, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey

RODLAN WUZ...er...I mean Uncyclopedian here. I got you a small scene in the WIP new episode of TYATU. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:37, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Big U. May I call you Big U? It really means a lot to me. --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 16:33, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

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edit Thank you for your vote...

...on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. This who process has really blow me away. Anyhow, thanks for the vote. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:01, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

No problem... --Meganew (POST NOW!!!) 00:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th February 2009

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edit No!!!!!

My secret links! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? --Clorox Icons-flag-us MUN ONS (diskussion) 03:45, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

I ain't tellin'... --Meganew 16:46, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Regarding adoption

I'd recommend waiting on that one. You've been around for barely a month and I still see you make some fundamental mistakes every now and then. Adopting is good - you just need to be sure that you can provide all the help that noobs need. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:22, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

I'll be fine. I'll just need to breathe in and out every once in a while... (In English: I'll handle any problems that come my way...) --Meganew 17:24, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
All right. If you need some support - don't hesitate to ask. Also, remind me to spank you for putting yourself on the top of the list O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 17:29, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
/Me shakes Mordillo's hand. --Meganew 17:31, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Just so that we're up front about it, I'm also a little concerned about you putting yourself up as an adopter. Usually, we only let experienced editors do that, and to be quite frank you've still got a ways to go. I think you're a great user and have a lot of potential on this site. But having a noob is an active thing, you have to be ready to deal with all kinds of questions. I know when I started adopting I was shocked by how hard it was, and I had been editing for well over a year. I think that you would better develop as an Uncyclopedian if you focused your attention elsewhere for now. Focus on you before you try to focus on a noob. I've addressed this issue at Uncyclopedia_talk:AAN/Adopters if you would like to see my full argument, not necessarily against just you but just about younger (in Uncyc years) users adopting. Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 19:05, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 12th February 2009

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edit You'll help? Really?!

So, you'll help edit Grueslayer? Really? Fantastic, man, thanks! You'll understand if I'm a little mistrusting at first, of course...every single person who's edited Grueslayer has now walked out on it - including, it seems, the original creator. So I really need any help you can provide. What I need you to do is...well, have you played through easy mode yet? 'Cause once it gets to chapter four and the airport, I need you to continue the Scotland section of the game where Trar left off. Can you do that? Thanks, man. If you have any questions, leave 'em on the Grueslayer talk page. I really appreciate this. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon - CONTACT

I meant I was pretty sure I will be able to help. To be honest, all I'm able to do is create a skeleton page. --Meganew 14:33, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th February2009

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edit UnSignpost 26th February 09

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edit Seriously, are you a f*cking idiot?

You just get off a week long ban for acting like a tit on my talk page, and now you come back and delete stuff off it? If you ever delete anything from my userspace again, I'll ban you from here to Proxima Centauri. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 15:43, 27 February 2009 (UTC) Okay. --Absolutely Not Benson 15:51, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Also Meganew, I'm going to remove you from the adopters list for now. I think you need to get a bit more experience about this place before you can adopt. Try writing something instead of participating in all of the user groups. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:12, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th March 09

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edit UnSignpost 12th March 09

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edit UnSignpost 19th March

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edit Hidden Page :)

You found my hidden page!

You get this award!

Ninjaspinnermedal The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you found,

finally *Winks at Meganew* Amazing.

ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »


Thanks!!! --Absolutely Not Benson 13:25, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

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edit Your sig is sick

And spills code all over the place. Fix it per this please. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:58, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

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edit Grueslayer

Well, are you going to help me revive it? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 09:56, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

I already had my try. Now, I suggest you ask Blueyonder if you want help. --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 16:29, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

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edit The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


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edit Hey dude

Sorry you got banned. In case you didn't understand Mordillo, the reason he banned you is because your sig wasn't a template, and so it spilled out a bunch of text when someone was trying to edit. When you want to sign, instead of pasting your entire sig, post this: {{User:Meganew/sig}}. Once you get back, use the template every time you want to sign- likely, Mordillo will ban you till judgement day if you don't fix it. Just letting you know how it works, and I hope you don't get banned again. =) Saberwolf116 20:35, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

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edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

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edit Share your opinion

Not like it matters. Saberwolf116 19:54, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

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edit Hate

I'm glad you've stopped editing. I can't believe you tried to get Samuel L Jackson deleted "in case a kid saw it". I know its a pretty old issue, but I recently edited that page and noticed you tried to VFD it. Then I noticed some of your other exploits, and well... I just couldn't suppress the need to say that you make me sick! Fascist asshole. --Matfen 19:23, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

You're joking, right? I mean, you're not really insulting him, are you? Cause if you're serious.. there would be drama.. and bans. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:20, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
To be fair, I wouldn't let my motherfucking kids see Samuel L Jackson't motherfucking page. I mean, that's just common sense. (Also, Matfen815, going on the internet and calling someone a fascist asshole is about as manly as waiting until your mom leaves your room before calling her a bitch) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:34, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
Modus is such a bitch. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:41, 8 Dec

Allow me to rephrase.

I'm sad you've stopped editing. I find it plausible that you tried to get Samuel L Jackson deleted "in case a kid saw it". I know its a pretty old issue, but I recently edited that page and noticed you tried to VFD it. Then I noticed some of your other grand adventures, and well... I just couldn't suppress the need to say that you fill my heart with warmth and happiness! What a nice guy, who seriously knows what's best for us.

--Matfen 20:45, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

You're serious, right? I mean, you're really insulting him, are you? Cause if you're joking.. there would be ice cream.. and pants. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:54, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
To be fair, I wouldn't let my motherfucking kids see Samuel L Jackson't motherfucking page. I mean, that's just common sense. (Also, Matfen815, going on the internet and calling someone a fascist asshole is about as manly as waiting until your mom leaves your room before calling her a bitch) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:34, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Allow me to rephrase... again.

I find it plausible that if i'm joking "there will be ice cream and pants". I know they're both old objects, but I recently came into contact with ice cream and pants, and noticed you trying both. Then I noticed some of your other desserts and garments, and well... I just couldn't suppress the need to say that they fill my stomach with joy and indigestion. What an excellent idea, which could be potentially be deadly when combined.

and Modus, going on the internet and saying that someone who went on the internet and called someone a fascist asshole is about as manly as waiting for your mom to leave the room before calling her a bitch, well, that's about as manly as waiting until your mom leaves your room before calling her a bitch.

--Matfen 21:16, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

You're joking, right? I mean, you didn't really eat ice cream and pants, did you? Cause if you're serious.. there would be appendicitis.. and busty nurses. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:25, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
I should point out that you're all fascist assholes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:27, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

My head now hurts. Punishment enough? --Matfen 21:36, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Modus is such a mega bitch. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:43, 8 Dec

Allow me to rephrase on Matfen's behalf.

Hi.

--Pup

You're joking right? You're not really saying Hi, are you? Cause If you're serious.. then there would be "hi there"s... and "are you new here?"s FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:51, December 9, 2009 (UTC)


I have to go the dentist now, so thought I'd have a quick login to cheer myself up, and had almost forgotton about this. So its a bit of a downer to wake up to.

My guess would be this is a major whoops on my behalf, which I'm really quite embarrassed about now. I know its not my place to make judgements on other users, especially when it's uncalled for. I actually feel quite guilty, and can't really place any justifiable motivation for writing such a thing. Nonetheless, from now on i'll be typing with both hands, rather than using one hand as the heineken holder.

So hopefully, I'm going to leave now with what pride (and manliness thanks to modus) I have left. There's a dentist, originally from africa who claims to have taught himself, with a big need to drill a whole in my face. --Matfen 07:43, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

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