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Hey there! Click on the + button to leave me a new message at the bottom. I will always reply here.

edit 2010

edit I am insulted by your lack of candor

Except that might not be the right word. Hell if I know which is. Anyhow, my cat's dead, so kindly don't insult him. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 23:03 (UTC)

Okay, I won't insult your stupid dead cat. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:08, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*shifty eyes* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100716 - 01:13 (UTC)
:) —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

edit Re one of your Top 10 of 2009 votes from January 2010

Better late than never, or at least that's the thought. (Sorry about the length of this, by the way.) Horribly belated thanks for voting 2001: A Space Odyssey into #2 of 2009! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:52 16 Jul 2010]

edit Showdown For Cookies

Hello there Paizuri. Congratulations! You have been chosen to be one of our not-so-special judges for the writers showdown that will be between Aleister in Chains and me Happymonkey39. This will be a showdown were we give each other a name of an unwritten article and we must write as much as we can in 1 hour and 15 minutes. Then our 5 judges will choose which article is better overall. A template on how it shall be evaluated will be given later.

This showdown will be held at 10:30EDT, please convert the time yourself. At 11:50EDT each judge will review each article and chose which he finds best. The user with the most votes wins. And yes the prize will be cookies, the loser must give 100 cookies to the winner on the users talk page.

So are you willing to be an unhonorable judge? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:26, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Depends, this is the first week in a while where I'm actually doing stuff IRL. What day will it be? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:36, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
Lol i didn't say that did I? I knew i was forgetting something! It's on Monday. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:33, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, so 7:30 Pacific time for me. Please tell me it's not 7:30 AM... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:15, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
Do you live near the west in north or south America? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 22:34, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
He lives in Ireland, where cookies grow on trees and wee people hide under bridges to grab your ankles and drag ya to the bushes. In the bushes are more cookies. But wee cookies, just right for the snacking. Aleister 22:39 19 7
I got to head there sometime...and if he's telling the truth it will most likely make it AM for you. But don't worry, you can judge whenever you wanna.
Wait does that mean Italy is covered with pasta! PASTA! IT'S EVEN BETTER THEN COOKEHS!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 22:51, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
I think my dear friend Aleister is mistaking me for another guy, although we almost look similar if you take away his giant red mohawk. I live in South America obviously, as evidenced by the flag in my signature. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:10, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
I can't believe i missed that -_-". So ya you live in North America, i amuse you were joking with the south thing. Ok so it would be PM then. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:04, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit I FOUND IT!

You know that HowTo I mentioned I was trying to find before? Well, I did what you said and methodically went through every single HowTo in the category looking for it... and I... I found it. It's really terrible, but I found it.

And I also apparently wrote an article on lungs... O_o

Oh, gods. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:15 (UTC)

Gimme a link! I'm sure it wasn't that bad. :D —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:19, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
I already plopped them onto my userpage, but I'll repeat... just for you, love. Lungs, HowTo:Get Out of Doing Chores
Also, I'm starting to think Opera is schizophrenic when it comes to selecting text. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:32 (UTC)
They're not so bad; all they need is a little more love. I can definitely tell you wrote them though. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:48, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
What, I'm that obvious? Dammit, where is the chicken suit?! Aaargh!
Poor articles, though, being so alone and neglected for so long... but at least they're better than the wine one. I don't even know what to do with that one. These I think I might be able to work with. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:56 (UTC)
lynx plzfj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:01, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
Did you know that Links and Lynx are both web browsers? Actually, links was the only one I had working on this machine yesterday morning, but then after two hours of hopeless attempting of random stuff I finally figured out how to install a window manager and now I'm back in the land of graphics and don't have to use links anymore... wine, on the other hand, was a good deal easier to get working, at least once I figured out that I had to navigate to a clearly marked URL. Stupid ubuntu and the changing the repositories... at least debian still uses cross-version functionable stuff. For now. Hijack the debian repositories! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 07:07 (UTC)
Yeah! I don't really know what you just said but I'm going to pretend to go along with it so as not to seem rude or dickish! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:13, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
I said... some words. They may even have meant something, for all I know. Not that I do know. Maybe this mug knows... hell, Mr. Mug... could you direct me to my mind? What's this, you want me to go to bed? It's not even... oooh, what's this you say, I should go to bed while it's still sunday? Well, Mr. Mug, while I appreciate the input, I rather think... gee, that's odd. I'm having trouble thinking at all. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 07:20 (UTC)
You'll get used to it. It's one of the main side effects of becoming an Uncyclopedian. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:30, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
It also appears to have been a side effect of this mug. And not sleeping, for that matter... maybe putting the three together wasn't such a good idea... anyhow, what about you? Do you think? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 15:29 (UTC)
I don't think, remember? Wait, remember what? Who? Where am I?! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:27, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
What? That. Who? That guy. Where are you? Exactly where you are. So what's this remembery thing you mentioned? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 21:47 (UTC)
Remembering is...oh balls, I can't remember what it means. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:50, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
Oy, crikey. This cannae be good... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 22:15 (UTC)
Dont panic...at least i can still typ good... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:18, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
Well... that's something... right? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 00:30 (UTC)
ay dio mio, estoy olvidando ingles...AAAAAAA! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:10, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
Pero si estás olvidandolo, parece que puedes olvidar. Asi podriás... erm... recordar? Para olvidar. O algo. O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 04:25 (UTC)
no se hombre, no se! O_O —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
Somos peridci... cio... ugh... blargle, I don't speak spanish! I just play videogames in it! *flails arms and runs away* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 04:36 (UTC)
Wait, come back! Your taco is still fresh! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:10, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
...are you fellows ever actually going to write that thing? >.< ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 05:18 (UTC)
We're just waiting for someone to pee on it. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:02, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
Aaaah. Now that explains it. So get someone to do so, already! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 14:47 (UTC)
Maybe now that UU's forcing all the reviewers to start reviewing the massive queue. Or you could whack HELPME on the head with your wooden spoon until he agrees to do it. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:53, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
I already said I would, though. Except I still haven't... oh, gods... *cowers* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 04:37 (UTC)
Well you wouldn't want the gods to Smite lightning smite you... Also, we're going in a reverse arc now so just decrease the number of colons by one each time you reply. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 15:08, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
Oooh, okay.
Why would they smite me? *shifty eyes* I'm so wonderful. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 15:12 (UTC)
Of course you are! They just don't know it yet. Prove it to them by peeing on our article. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 15:25, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
I did. I didn't do a very good job, either. Cheers. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 16:02 (UTC)

edit Noob in spirit

Hey can i get that noob in spirit award engraved to me. I need to hang something on my wall user page. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:02, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

YOU RUINED IT! I spent 20 minutes trying to get those god damn templates in order and now you go and ruin it....im ashamed.
Plus you didn't even right my name in it...*sniff sniff*, i would eat a cookie but Aleister still has em. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:10, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
You know, you could just rewrite your own templates, including the noob in spirit one... save a whole lot of formatting trouble. (just copy them into your userspace and, say, change the float orientations to what you want) ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 21:29 (UTC)
Yeah, plus the award is simply a modified {{Ninjastar}}, so I could just rewrite the words on it. And you can undo edits, n00b! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:44, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
No i knew that. But i'm just too lazy. Plus it wouldn't feel as if it was awarded to me if i edited it! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 17:45, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Did you forget to sign in...?

Is that you editing your blah userspace page or an IP in need of banning? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:57, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

I've rollbacked to the last version by you - let me know if it is you editing and I won't rollback again. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:58, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, that wasn't me editing it. I'll check if the IPs contributions were actually good in a bit. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 19:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

edit The template that I'll never change

edit A question

Hey, how can I get a page unprotected, I couldn't find the answer anywhere..I'm an Estonian and discovered that the article Estonia is relatively long and unfunny, as also confirmed in the talk page. I have some time and some good ideas to change this, but the page seems to be protected...Thanks. H2ppyme 07:41, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

The page is protected from IPs and new users because of vandalism, but you'll be able to edit it and other semi-protected pages when the system recognizes you as an autoconfirmed user (3 or 4 days). —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 13:53, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

I want to thank you for voting for on my article Dear Mr. Hornet.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 18:33, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit As you read, I'm having a orgasm

Who created\founded Uncyclopedia? NeuroticNinjaPirate666 10:40, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

1337 Grues, Chuck Norris and Jesus did while doing your mom lolzorz
Oh, and this guy. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 18:13, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

edit Because I definitely have better things to do but I'm hoping perhaps you don't...

I have come by again to annoy you. As is my style, with questions. So what if I'm pretty much out of noob time...

  1. Should I marry my cat?
  2. So what is wrong with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
  3. What is your favourite kind of pie?
  4. Is there any way to use CSS classes within a wiki?
  5. Should I stop making templates in my userspace and then using them in mainspace articles?
  6. Do you have a sister? If so, is she sane?
  7. Whatever is sane, anyhow?
  8. Would it be considered trashy to vote against my own article on vfh?
  9. Is this this?
  10. Is that this?
  11. Is this that?
  12. Where did you go, anyhow?

The coins are on the table. I figured not trying to put them in the slot myself this time might be a better idea.

~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 05:39 (UTC)
  1. Only if you're prepared to be pstracized by all major religious entities.
  2. Pardon? I couldn't hear you over that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
  3. I enjoy a good Tucan pie every now and then.
  4. Err. Ask him!
  5. Yes pleese.
  6. WHO ARE YOU TO FUCKING QUESTION MY SANITY YOU DICKBAG
  7. Not at all, considering everyone else's For votes will obsolete your against anyhow.
  8. No.
  9. Yes.
  10. Of course not!
  11. That is personal information better left posted on Facebook. If you friend me you'll find out. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:13, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
1. Sounds like fun. Although how does one marry something, anyhow?
3. Where do you get the tucans?
4. Oh, right, so that was the question...
6. Erm...
7. Don't count on it.
9. O___o
11. Use facebook?! Never! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 17:09 (UTC)
On another note, what with the other account and all, why have I not been disqualified for NotB? I mean, seriously... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100722 - 17:15 (UTC)
1. Tt's a wonderful high at first, but it all goes downhill from there.
3. All you gotta do is steal them from the Amazon rainforest in Brazil. It's pretty self-explanatory after that.
6. DICKBAG!
Oops, I didn't answer your first #7: I actually have three sisters; one of them is biological, and the other two are cute girls that like me enough to consider me their brother. Again, Facebook~
9. My logic is flawless.
11. But it's finger-lickin' good! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 17:56, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
1. Oh.
6. That's what she said?
...that's disturbing.
9. So is raspberry jam...
11. LAIS! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100723 - 23:45 (UTC)
1. Yup.
6. STFU N00b!!1!
9. So's ur mum lolol
11. TRUFS! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:53, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
6. NO U!
9. And... um... feh; my knowledge of internet culture never was up to par. I concede; you win.
11. PUDDINGS!
On an unrelated note, you need to adopt some proper noobs. And I'm sorry if I disappointed you by being disqualified for NotM; I'm semi-partly certain it wasn't intentional.
But seriously, what are you waiting for? Find some decent ones! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 04:50 (UTC)
Nahhh, I'm too lazy. Plus, welcoming all the new users is harder when the competition suddenly stopped competing for the hearts of all the masses. But you didn't disappoint me. As long as we still meet at the Ballcock Motel for "family bonding" every Wednesday and Thursday, I'll always be satisfied. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:14, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
Erm... sure.
Now, if you will excuse me, I need to laugh at you for getting banned again. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 16:00 (UTC)

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--Chiefjustice3DS 14:06, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit I'm back and turtles!!!!

Just felt that i should announce my new state... and to say that someone(me) should fix the article about squirrels, the pictures arrangement is too dull.  Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 00:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Yay. *offers pie* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 00:34 (UTC)
I reverted it back to a 2005 version. Is it still nuts? (Rimshot) —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:03, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
. *takes pie* thanks!!! and zuri thanks, yeah its much better now. Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 22:54, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

edit I'm back and have far more important things to do

Than comment on your page. So I won't.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 01:06 (UTC)

My hot girlfriend's calling me. She wants to have sex right now, so I won't reply to your comment. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:18, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's a good one! Not only do you pretend you have a girlfriend but you pretend that your not gay! It's alright...actually it's not. Now I on the other hand I'm about to go on a stroll through the park with Oprah, and then play golf with the pope. So i never got/will have the time to read your comment. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:10, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
I told you, I'm the only gay person allowed here. Fuck you.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 07:24, July 26 2010 UTC
I put a pic together for you on the america talk page. Lordarcadian 03:04, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
C-c-c-combo breaker!. You fail dude. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:13, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit dfghdfhg

What a userbox and how do I get userboxes? NeuroticNinjaPirate666 20:45, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma July Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

Well guys, its been exactly 5 billion years since I last did a newsletter and I thought doing one would be a good way to get everyone back into the fold for August. Big things on the horizon for August for Upsilon Sigma Sigma.

First thing's first: Welcome to our newest brothers, Maniac1075 and Happymonkey39! Hopefully you guys will stick around and become regular contributors to our little project here!

Secondly, unfortunately there wasn't really a July collaboration. That's partly my fault from being absent most of the month because of work. The June collaboration, Taco, that got roughly finished and reviewed around mid-July will be our collaboration for both months. Go ahead and head on over to the collaboration page to vote on whether we send the article to mainspace or not and be sure to nominate an article for the que, also found on the collaboration page.

Third, some asshole (cough MadMax) redirected weird to odd, but bad news for him; we're doing weird as our collaboration for August anyways. This one is going to be epic guys, like Tim Burton epic. I'd like an 'all hands on deck' turnout for this one. We'll begin sometime around August 1 or second. I was thinking the approach for the article should be from the perspective of a high school misfit who's unaware how weird he is describing other kids as being weird. or something... Once the collaboration page is up and running we'll hash it out on the discussion page.

Lastly, and I know I constantly pound this, we all need to start doing requested articles individually. This is supposed to be a big part of USS, but our frat has morphed into mainly a collaboration group. Lets try and focus on those individual requested articles over the next few months.

Looking forward to ramping this thing back into gear with you guys in August!

Founder -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:37 EST 28 July, 2010



edit These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

(1473 entries were redacted for space reasons—ed.)

TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:11 29 Jul 2010]

edit oi, you!



Thanks for helping out! Hope you'll be around for the August article -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 02:05 EST 2 Aug, 2010

Oh, and some asshole vandalized your userpage. What a dick.--HM (T)

edit Wangernumb!

How do I rename articles? NeuroticNinjaPirate666 15:40, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Move them to the new name, if you haven't already found out . ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100804 - 14:53 (UTC)

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edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

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edit Where you been?!?

We miss you and stuff.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 21:44 (UTC)

Yeah. We miss you. Get back here! And you're making my absence look nonexistent next to your nonexistence... ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100815 - 13:19 (UTC)

Lyrthia didn't you talk to him about some sort of vacation...and vimpires or something?...wait....you didn't kill him did you! OH NOES! :0 --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master

No, that was someone else. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 02:55 (UTC)
Hey guise, I've been pretty pre-occupied with this thing called "life" lately. It's pretty addicting, and honestly Uncyclopedia kinda sucks now. But it's nice to know I'm missed. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:01, 16 August 2010 (UTC)
I was talking to happytimes about that. No one around here has ever experienced it before! WHAT IS IT LIKE! I here it's almost greater than sex...which again, no one around here has experienced...well except Lyrthia...for obvious reasons. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master
*cough* Yes, Lyrithya would know, but definitely not for reasons related to him being my personal sex slave. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:27, 16 August 2010 (UTC)
Yes it is. Lyrithya is to you what you are to me.--HM (T) 03:32, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
I thought you were semi-retired. Why are you still contributing daily you whore? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:58, 16 August 2010 (UTC)
Wait, so I'm a personal sex slave, now? Did I miss something? ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 04:41 (UTC)
Waaait, what obvious reasons? O__o ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 04:42 (UTC)
More importantly...did Paizuri just say him...so Lyritha isn't a chick...wait, she, no he...YOUR A TRANY! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:52, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Well, what'd you think the cosmetic surgery was for? Really... ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 05:34 (UTC)
"Uncyclopedia kinda sucks now" What?!? it hasn't changed, YOU have! ? (Yeah, life's been getting to me too... haven't even finished judging this one contest ....)
Do what I do when UNCle sucks... just ignore everything else and do what-ever-the-hell-it-is-that-you-want-to-do.
I think people are pretty preoccupied with the whole VFD debate and picking their team for teh Fantasy Footballs.
Why are you (incorrectly) thinking UNCY sucks?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 05:32 (UTC)
Yes you haven't finished judging a contest... or givin a grade to the ones you did judge... mhm....--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:47, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, it's hopeless. Give it up. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 22:00 (UTC)
It's on the agenda.... only Paizuri's non-response is holding it up now.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:57 (UTC)
dicks lol —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:44, 18 August 2010 (UTC)
Yes sir, dicks lol indeed! lol  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 04:48 (UTC)
The finest dicks lol in the goddamn universe, step right up! Men, women, children, and whatever Lyrithya is, everybody can get a taste of my dicks lol. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:26, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
But do they want to? And I'm a hermaphroditical sea-slug-thing from another planet, by the way. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 02:35 (UTC)
Well i heard the plastic surgery didn't go that well but it can't be that bad. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:40, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Aye, it went rather terribly indeed. My complications developed complications, only exacerbating each other to the point where I was forced to shed my human skin altogether. You see me now, this sludgey horror? This is my true form... *oozes off into the distance* ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 04:43 (UTC)
Actually that's pretty hot. I have a fetish for alien ooze. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:58, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
If you liked Alien OozeTM, then you'll love Monster GoopTM Now with SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX NEW COLORS and NINETY NINE JILLION TIMES MORE GOOP, Monster GoopTM is the perfect toy for anyone ages 12 to 69.2! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:08, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
Way to ruin a 69 joke Pazuri...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 22:46, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Except it wasn't a 69 joke. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:08, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
Complications possible include: Kidney failure, circulatory system collapse, MONSTER GOOP EATING YOUR FUCKING SOUL, and nausea.--HM (T) 18:43, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
Kidney failure would not be good for us pissers... And i didn't say it was a 69 joke... it could have been one --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 23:13, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--Chiefjustice3DS 12:09, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit PENIS

penis [x80—ed.] The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gomphog (talk • contribs)

edit gaza war edit- did you cut me or no ?

can you please explain to me what your read/rationale on the gaza war edit is ? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

My rationale is that I wrote the page, and the first part you wrote was out of context. Also sign your comments with 4 tildes (~~~~) —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:53, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

edit uncycloppity clop

last message from phrage⦿⨦⨀ phrage 03:54, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

but you loved everything else i wrote ?

which bits were "out of context "

The parts where you talked about us not having a page on Palestine. It simply didn't belong there; if you want to add other stuff try to keep with the tone of the article or it sounds sloppy and unorganized. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:01, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

so who has final say on an article ? or do people play excerpt tennis ? does having written the original article give you any extra power over additions ? are you pro israeli ? are you zionist ? are you an editor ? i am new at all this The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

Urgh. I'm just trying to maintain the article in a semi-funnyish state. Have a look at HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide for more information on Uncyclopedia and stuff. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:54, 23 August 2010 (UTC)

edit Bob

Can you link articles to Bob? CHEERS! - Gomphog 13:46, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

I think you should finish the article before we start linking to it en masse.. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 14:31, 24 August 2010 (UTC)

edit More questions...

I know you kicked me out of the basement, but I have more questions for you.

I'll come back when I remember what they were. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 23:35 (UTC)

Okay. Take your time. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:25, 27 August 2010 (UTC)
Arg... still don't remember. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 03:04 (UTC)
It's fine. No pressure. *stares* —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:24, 28 August 2010 (UTC)
(*Joins in staring.*)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Aug 2010 ~ 05:28 (UTC)
*makes seductive faces at Happytimes* —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 28 August 2010 (UTC)
*also stares, but off into space*
Ugh... why must I be so bad at reviewing? More importantly, why do I keep saying I'll review things? It's awful. *trudges off to finish yet another terribly-done and rather late review* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 05:44 (UTC)
Story of my life, brah...but like, it builds character and stuff little dude. So you can be just like your totally awesome advice-giver of a dad, or something. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:50, 28 August 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, awesome dad who kicked me out of the basement already... you know, Happytimes still hasn't kicked his noob out... ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 06:03 (UTC)
Well it's hard to take care of you in the basement when I'm barely even in the house anymore! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:19, 28 August 2010 (UTC)
And whose fault is that, eh? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 08:06 (UTC)
I blame the gays for not saying no homo when they make out in front of my picketing signs. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:17, 28 August 2010 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 02:01 (UTC)
Huh? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:02, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
What? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 02:51 (UTC)
Uhh. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:40, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
O_o ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 04:50 (UTC)
o_O —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:52, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
O_O ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 15:56 (UTC)
0_0 —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 18:36, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
ö_ö ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 18:42 (UTC)
ō_ō —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 19:01, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Ô_ò ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 19:28 (UTC)
Augh. You win. I'm too lazy to find more foreign accent marks... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 19:32, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
You actually have to look for them? My keyboard just does them. O_o Weird.
But yay! I win! I never win anything... ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 19:39 (UTC)
Except for my heart. <3 —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:18, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Aww... *huggle* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 20:41 (UTC)
I less than three you. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:25, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Oh, so that's what happened... three of me ganged up on you and removed your heart with spoons, didn't they? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 21:32 (UTC)
Yeah. It was orgasmic. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:30, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
(Old Ben voice) Orgasmic... now that is a word I have not heard in a very long time. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 23:15 (UTC)

Oh, and I found some actual questions:

  1. Are meatpuppetry and whoring the same thing? And how the hell do the wikipedia folks come up with such strange names for things, whatever it is?
  2. Why didn't anyone tell me Uncyclopedia has a help thing? Or did you and did I just not notice? Like I just didn't notice the big link in the main menu... er...
  3. Are you familiar with disguising? What would be something that goes behind a disguise?
  4. Would it be a bad idea to create a sockpuppet account, investigate another user who has a history of drama, vandalism, pet articles, etc and then use the acquired knowledge to pretend to be their sockpuppet?
  5. I had an actual question somewhere. What was it?
  6. Why did you nominate yourself for banning?
  7. Why does this tea taste funny?
  8. How did HELPME get you a ban? Or whatever it was that happened...
  9. Who's that guy lurking in the corner? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 23:15 (UTC)
Oh nonono. Not this again. Please, anything but those infernal questions! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:14, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
But... but... but... *lip quivers*
Please? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100830 - 00:27 (UTC)
  1. Yes they are. Wikipedians can come up with these names cause they're more creative and funny than us.
  2. Dammit...he wasn't supposed to find out guys!
  3. *dons a fake mustache* No, I'm not familiar with disguises. So ask someone else, because I obviously wouldn't know. Obviously.
  4. Not at all! Your 5-month ban would pass by quicker than you think.
  5. Um...uhh...tacos!
  6. Because Uncyclopedia is drawing me back in again with promises of candy and sweets. I need to get away before it's too late.
  7. I poisoned it. I'm sorry it had to come to this, dear...
  8. He was sucking up to the admins as usual and got MrN9000 to ban me after a whole hour of giving him head. I still love him though.
  9. That's OJ. OJ, come meet your new friend. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:00, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
  1. Oh. Well.
  2. Odd.
  3. Very odd.
  4. Would it, though? Would it really?
  5. But I guess that answers that...
  6. Huh.
  7. Oh.
  8. Really?
  9. o_O ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100830 - 14:00 (UTC)

Another question, then... what's going on here?! ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100902 - 22:02 (UTC)

edit Unbanned

I have been unbanned! Yes! I am free! Sorry for spamming your talk page, in the time that i've been banned i've learned a lot about Uncyc. Cheers. --Karimfreek 23:22, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Well I'm glad to hear that. And don't worry about when you spammed my talkpage, I'd forgotten all about it. All about what? Never mind. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:26, 28 August 2010 (UTC)

This is my new account. With my very own signature! --IcecreamDeliciously Whipped~(Kremé) 17:24, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Very nice. Anyways, welcome back, enjoy your stay. :) —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:56, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Cowplant


Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.
-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:24, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
PS - Why is your user page redirecting to UN:FAIL ? Is it an in-joke thing? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:07, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Nah, Chief is just abusing his admin powers again. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:34, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

edit Noob request

Would you mind reading some of my WIP articles, such as this one or this one? --Romaioktonos 12:02, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to be brutally honest; I didn't laugh once. Is it possible for you write an article that doesn't require a college-level knowledge of greek military history? The purpose of this website is (apparently) to write humorous articles, not chronicles of ancient greece with anime characters substituted into them. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:59, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
I had an epiphany- I found that reading it considering the theft of history by the Vardaskans was funny, and I thought the idea of using the articles as panderings on how Japanese want to steal Greek history would be much funnier just minutes ago, and I am making it explicit. And those two articles didn't have the touch of the new concept. TBH, I actually anticipated most part of the response. (It wasn't too funny, but I thought the Road Roller and Silk Road concept was pretty funny since Seleukos Rin's character item is the Road Roller) --Romaioktonos 01:25, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit ...

Before cussing everyone i would look carefully at the FFS page....--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:43, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:47, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
The whole F you all thing....--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:12, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:57, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit So anyways...

Nice sig. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 02:02 (UTC)

edit YOU WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

Just kidding. But you did win a dance! File:DancingC3PO.gif Sorry about that whole million dollar mix up. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

edit I miss ya, love.

Hug
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug of the strangley sort. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

Get yer arse back here; August is over. So are the next two months... at least, I think they are... what month is it, anyway? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 01:11 (UTC)

I do believe the month now is septebuary. and damn i've been away fucking forever... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 10:01, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

edit Hello

It looks like I simply don't fit in here: I can't get any articles rolling that are funny to the others, so I might as well as throw in the towel. Well, gtg doing something more productive such as Jmonkey... T.T --Romaioktonos 01:05, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Aww... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 01:38 (UTC)
A long overdue message, but I'm back with EB!!!!!!!! Hopefully people will find its jokes funny, I personally liked the IMF joke. --Romaioktonos 20:50, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit This

User:Luvvy/Sandbox/The Uncyclopedia Family Tree Project.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 02:18 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010

edit Who are you again?

The name sounds familiar, and rolls off the tongue. Wait, ah, yes!, aren't you Lyrithya's father, the user who is on UotM right now? That's where I know you from, heshe's spoken of you, not all unkind words. Well how are you old man? Is retirement all it's cracked up to be. Look at the time! Gotta go. /Walks off, then saunters, then runs and makes haste. Aleister 10:06 6 11

*sneaks in, leaves cookies, and scurries off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 15:34 (UTC)
guuuurrrrrrrrgleeeee —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:18, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
o_O ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 22:21 (UTC)
Err, hey. Well this is a bit awkward....I really didn't plan on coming back to this place at least until a white guy became president again. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:11, 8 November 2010 (UTC)
The vice is white, right? *loads shotgun* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 06:41 (UTC)
Wait, it's dangerous to go alone! Take this! *hands Lyrithya a crossbow* —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:32, 14 November 2010 (UTC)
Oh... thanks. Actually, I'll need some even more proper ordinance; I scoped out the place, and da-amn, it's secure... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 02:46 (UTC)

edit The grue army.

Hello Paizuri, Meganew and I were wondering... Would you like to join the grue army? The grue army is a group created for the sole purpose of reverting vandalism, QVFDing, VFDing, and ICUing crappy articles, helping noobs, and breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP. We don't have too many users any more, so we need you to join. So here's what you do if you wanna join: 1) go here, and click some of the links at the top and read about us. 2) Add your name to one, some, or all of the squadrons. 3) Do your job (depending on which squadron(s) you joined). 4) Once a week, or once a month report what you've done here. And rise up the ranks! So please join, we need you. --Tophat headless 01:40, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit *PROD*

Eh, tú! Get your blarmy bum back here! ~ Pointy 05:45, 6 December, 2010 (UTC)

edit 2011

edit Essays

hello paperclip. why don't you help me with my essays? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 98.206.56.24 (talk • contribs) 14:20, March 9, 2011

edit AAN

Hi there, I'm walkingonfire, I just signed up for this wonderful site on May 22, 2011, but I've been reading for a while. So if your willing to make me one of the best Uncyclopedians there will ever be, great! --Walkingonfire 17:33, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Paizuri hasn't edited since November, try another adopter, they will be happy to kill help you. --Chiefjustice3DS 17:35, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Howdy mister!

Hi, i'm Lollipop...blah blah blah I came in 2010 under a different name blah blah blah blah blah blah i'm the wiki buffoon blah blah blah blah I am a vandal fighter blah blah blah blah I own an iguana blah blah blah blah i'm not a girl blah blah blah blah blah blah I eat cushions off sofas blah blah blah blah. Nice to meet you. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 30 November 2011, at 03:55

Howdy! I came in 2009 blah blah I rollback stuff blah blah. So who were you before your identity crisis? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:57, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
Maniac mcpee. I was that guy that folded chairs for five bucks. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 30 November 2011, at 20:16
Ohh! Did they promote you yet? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:14, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
Nope. They branded me with a code. And damn it hurt. Although it does make a good conversation piece. Wanna see? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 December 2011, at 22:00
Yeah. But make it quick now.fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:29, 2 December 2011 (UTC)
Ooh! Binary!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:48 (UTC)
Yessir, they really did it hard. It didn't help that they tried to have me for supper as well. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 December 2011, at 06:18

edit Extraterrestrial life

Long time no see. 2009, how time goes. You liked the start then, and now the article is complete for the, like, 4th time. --Nikau 13:49, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, I'm impressed. Definitely voting for it now. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:49, 30 November 2011 (UTC)

edit Paizuri

Onegaishimasu? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:50, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

What is her name?

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