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I copy-edited this, added a generic Source, added a small paragraph about the snow in Buffalo, and removed the fart joke. It strikes me that the second half of your headline unnecessarily gives away the central joke. But without that, what is left is "Cold wave hits Canada" which would need work to seem either funny or newsy.13:33 21-Nov-14
PS--I thought of a better headline, above.16:30 21-Nov-14