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edit Welcome!

Hello, Mattityahu, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Oh shit!!!

The guy escaped from the dead lol, I know my little advice ringed a bell to you, you who have been unfairly treated by a robot, I insist, a robot, while you reverted some litterature which you deemed worthy. I couldn't help but notice you started an article in your userspace, and since I talked to you on IRC the night your life almost tipped over... Oh shit, just grace me with a message now or when you claim your article is over LOL Remember me? I read a little bit of it. Not bad. I'm all yours if you need help! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:18, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Wow was I drunk or what LOL. The invite stands. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:31, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Haha, drunk, desperate, delirious, they're all the same really. I'll be sure to let you know when I think my article is done so you can tell me what complete and utter crap it really is, ha. Any interest in winning the Summer competition with me? Is that still going on? Anyway, thanks again for the help that night, you kept me on the straight and narrow. --Mattityahu 16:06, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, your article is very good, you'll get more info when Frosty finishes his Pee rEview. Good job bro! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:20, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

I just nominated you for Noob of the Month! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:17, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

You're awesome! Now I've gotta keep this momentum going! Article #2 here I come --Mattityahu 18:19, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Good onya

You get to be the first person to have a fruit ounch lollipop. Enjoy.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:32, 9 August 2011

Delicious! Thanks man! --Mattityahu 19:57, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Fruit "ounch" LOLOLOLOL! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:00, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
Quiet, you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:35, 9 August 2011

edit Hi! Your review is ready!

Feel free to come back to me for a beer on my talk page after reading the review! Jewish mothers is a great one, my friend! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:36, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Another token Jew?

Were you reviewed and signed off by the secret Jewish cabal? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:54, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

I must've missed you at the last Elders of Zion meeting. Who controls this branch of the media? --Mattityahu 22:27, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

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