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And Puppy, Aleister, Bizzeebeever, RAHB, Xamralco, Mattsnow and Mhaille, feel free to say whatever you want to me, because you're my friends.

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Yoda

New messages, you have.

It is just you

Had to say it.                               Puppy's talk page11:18 18 Apr

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:51, Apr 19

Cake

Cake. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:09, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Your signature is too tall

It's a few of the images. Could you be a dear and make them a maximum of 15px tall? Not wide, but tall - where they now have '15px' specified, that's only the width - make it say '15x15px' and assuming the mediawiki has its head on, that'll keep them in spec for height as well, and thus avoid messing with the line heights when you sign. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:07, 21 April 2012

Lyrithya, you really need to calm down. I'm giving it all I got. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 19:42, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Schrödinger

I added something to the talk page, and then realised it was still in my user space. But it's there.                               Puppy's talk page01:15 23 Apr

German

Sure I'm German. You could have easily found out by visiting my user page. Cheers :=) NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 12:27, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

User:Matthlock/UnSignpost entry

I'm trying to return the UnSignpost to its original state, so I'm not going to add this. Sorry. It's just top jokey and not newsy. If you want to change it to make it more like an actual entry, I'll be happy to look over it again. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:48, Apr 26

Your problem

Alright Matthlock. I've actually got Microsoft Word 2007 on my computer so I tried typing Guns N' Roses out and copying it in here. Which produced Guns N’ Roses, which if you zoom in on the page you will note uses a different apostrophe. I suggest copying and pasting your articles out of Word when you complete them and into notepad (assuming you're on Windows). Use notepad to replace the apostrophes added in MS Word or just type the whole thing into notepad to start with and then just copy it to word to spell check. If you start in Word you will have to retype the apostrophes as copying and pasting to the notepad doesn't get rid of them.

Another thing you need to check is that you don't leave a space between the letter and the apostrophe/inverted comma as that will cause Word to produce a different one.

I typed this entire message out in notepad and just copied and pasted it onto here, and I can link to It's A Wonderful Life and Guns N' Roses without difficulty. Let me know if that doesn't solve the problem. --Chiefjustice32X 21:46, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Microsoft Office has an autocorrect function that among other things has a "replace as you type" section that will default to replacing quotes (') with smart quotes (’). It's a pain in the bum if you don't want them, but you can change the settings in word. If you are using a post '07 version, then this link will tell you how to turn them on and off. For earlier versions this link will help. You can also type Ctrl-Z (undo) every time you type a quote, but that's annoying.
Otherwise you can move the whole document into notepad after you're done and do a Ctrl+H replace and go through the four types of quotes and replace them all. That's a messy way of doing things, but it will work. BannedPuppy (talk)
Different Unicode characters. On another note, I'm expecting a feature for this article I wrote soon. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:29, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Kubrick

Al is also working on that one. You may want to talk to him on it. Preceding comment by BannedPuppy (talk | contribs) removed: Blocked users may not post messages.

Thanks Puppy, who is never blocked in my universe of thought and freedom. Yikes, are we doing separate Kubrick pages? How far along are you, I'm pretty far along on mine although it's taken awhile. Yikes. Al-jebaba 1:30 30-4-'12

Pee Buddy

Just a message to remind you committed yourself on the judging panel of the utmost journalistic competition of all-time: The Pee Buddy Awards! All the judging will be going on on THIS PAGE. All of the glorious articles are listed there! It would be cool if all the judging could be finished in a week or so. Also, Aleister's article is the only one in its category (rewritten UnNews), but it would be a great showing of appreciation for his efforts if you could judge it too! If for some reason you can't judge them, please tell me on my talk page in advance so I can book another judge. It'll take a doctor's note though. Thank you very much for taking the time to participate, making this site a joyful place and all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:10, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

I hope you didn't mind me removing those fixes from those two articles. I have been trying to fix a few of them, and they were coming up as scheduled to be fixed, which is probably not quite correct. Also, it's a pleasure to meet you. --C₂H₆O (hic) 01:00, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Excuse me, but what? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:40, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

*poke*

You have some judging to do. Chop Chop. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:44, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah. Or face the consequences. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:28, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
Nah, no ban, but please tell me though so I can book another judge if you can't. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:41, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
That was a joke. But I am a sysop at QuantumPedia, a self-operated wiki. I'm practicing being a dick there, in case they op me here. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:08, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

Attention

Matthlock, We have been entrusted with issuing a strict warning that you are to report to the Pee Buddy Judging Facility located north of the 1337th Parallel somewhere around Mattsnow's Imperial Palace today or you shall face the consequences. Yeah. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:42, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Dear Matthlock,

I apologize for getting you blocked. Believe me, I did not mean it at all. It was not my intention. I hope you can forgive me for what I did. Deletemerightnow (talk) 23:37, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hey listen, no need to apologize man. To tell you the truth, I was so hopped up on roofies, I don’t remember a single thing that happened at the time. I just woke up the next morning to realize I was temporarily blocked from Uncyclopedia. In fact, can you show me the reason as to why I got banned in the first place? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:38, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Sure it's right here. Deletemerightnow (talk) 23:40, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Ah dear, this could be quite hurtful. Fortunately, the only part that really offended me was when you used the 'K' Word at the end. Besides that, I'm not horribly offended. As a matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot. From now on, I'll ignore any mistakes you made in the past and focus only on what's happening in the present. Does that sound okay with you man? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:44, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Sounds like a fair deal, sir. Deletemerightnow (talk) 23:44, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Speaking of bans and stuff, let's occupy Uncyclopedia to get Puppy unblocked. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:48, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Now what the hell do you expect me to do? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:50, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Dunno, man. You really need to get your ass over to Pee Buddy sooner or later. Seriously. We've waited long enough. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:51, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
I already did the judging. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:53, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I just didn't see your scores in the table. I'll enter them in for you. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:55, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks man. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:58, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
Wait, someone already did. I guess I'll stalk Joe next. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:25, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the speedy judging, I eliminated Joe, 6 judges is enough. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:48, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Puppy's signature

Hi. I reverted you on Puppy's signature. It's how Puppy left it, and it lists all his features and other links, a pretty cool way to legacy himself. Maybe he knew he'd get infibanned, that that's where everything was headed, and wanted to leave that as his last signature. Just wanted to explain why I reverted you. Aleister 00:28 9-5-'12

Kāpēc PuppyOnTheRadio saņemt aizliegta pirmajā vietā? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:36, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

Unusual-funny-kiss

I'm kissing you with great passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and judging the great articles with meticulousness! The full results are here!

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:32, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 19:42, May 20, 2012 (UTC)


Signature Length

Any chance you could edit your signature? It is beginning to fill up a page. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:11, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, no problem. I'll get on that. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:15, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks Matthlock. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:28, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, thanks!

I really appreciate your praise of my article, I'm glad you liked it. Your comments really made my day actually, so thank you very much : )

I'm not sure how much I could actually teach you on how to write that way because admittedly it was a great departure from the way I normally write, as I was making it as sort of a joke based on somebody who was telling me about their garden. The best advice I can give, if you're wanting to write an article in that vein, is to try to block out your own personality and logic and write it as though you know there's no consequences for your actions and as though you're just a person with no discernible connection to actual reality. The main thing is adding in the silliness though. Lots of people can write an angry article in the second person, lots of people have. The key though is to add in that silliness to make it more than just rambling anger, such as the asides talking about the reader's wife and mother, the author asking if he can have sex with the reader's fruits and vegetables, the detractions into descriptions of a surrealist bouncy house, etc. The character is obviously very eccentric and loony, so even when he's genuinely angry, he's entirely laughable. To that effect, it also helps that the thing he was angry about in the first place was hardly a legitimate thing to be angry about, but just something that personally irked him off enough, in his warped little world, to warrant a confrontation (which obviously the reader's side doesn't see as much of a threat as there's no intervention. I picture the character taking all this abuse as just looking on calmly at the irate lunatic standing in front of his doorstep the whole time, maybe even occasionally checking his watch or taking a sip of coffee). I hope that can help you out with what you were looking for. If you'd like any other help with writing, or to collaborate or anything like that, feel free to ask any time.

Rumors of my Australianity are greatly exaggerated. I am, in fact, American, which at times I'm more than a little ashamed to admit : P

And to answer your question on the article's talk page, Hawkwind are these guys:


I threw in a passing mention because I like them a lot, but they're otherwise unrelated to the article. Anyways, thanks again! Cheers! -RAHB 21:40, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:09 May 25 2012

On Hawkwind and Blue Oyster Cult

I'd be more than glad to collaborate on a BOC article, they're actually one of my favorite groups. Let me know of any ideas you have for the article premise or any particular lines and I'll in turn be thinking of some as well (and listening to some of their albums for inspiration). Glad to hear you're enjoying Hawkwind! They're one of my favorite groups as well : ) -RAHB 09:39, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

waaaah

by lately, how lately exactly? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:18, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

The past month or so would do. I just got out of the last day of school 54 minutes ago, so I'm gonna be at this site more often now for the next three months. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 18:54, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
A bunch of stuff happened, I forgot most of the details because of laziness and goldfish memory. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:19, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Category:Uncyclopedians of French-Canadian descent

Vraiment? Je vais l'ajouter tout de suite!!! Montréal ou Quebec? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:45, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Either way is fine, sir. In my mind, they're sort of the same thing. Anyway, I'm glad you liked what I created. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 20:47, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Mr Anon I can see... That's all right. For myself. I am not ashamed to say I rape squirrels in Quebec City. That's the classy thing to do. It's a hobby of ours LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:00, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Neat, never been to Quebec myself. All I know is that I am 1/8 French-Canadian by ancestry. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:04, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Haha, OK, I was wondering why would someone create the category and then be shy about it lol. I'm glad you did! Do you know French a bit? That's my maternal language, being from Quebec. By the way, me and SPIKE made it an awesome article. It was a year in the making!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:41, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Nope, I don't speak French. What's the name of the article you and Spike wrote? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:43, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Quebec! Long live the motherland and behead all the English denizens! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:31, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
My last comment was a little extreme lol. I traveled to the States a lot and once went to France and I can tell you that Quebec is just awesome. I know I sound like the Minister of Quebec Tourism, but when you compare, you just can't help but come to that conclusion. Nature is near the big cities and they are all beautiful, except Montreal, which reminds me of some big American cities: a very rich business district and the majority of it is a dump. I'd recommend Quebec City (or anywhere else in Quebec) 1000 times more than Montreal, Gaspesia is awesome too, or if you like fishing and have the big bucks, Northern Quebec is the place. There are so many lakes in Quebec that hundreds of them don't even have names or trails leading to them! And you, what's it like where you are? Are you in the US? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:09, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 09:58, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Um, what dead? I swear, I don't have a dead body in my garage! I swear! HONEST TO GOD! Why do you accuse me of such a thing?!?! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 20:59, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 00:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Um, what position? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:39, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
The editorial position. --Chiefjustice32X 22:08, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
That brings me to an interesting question, Chief. Are you male or female? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:14, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Listing redirects on QVFD

There is a special syntax you have to use, involving {{Redirect}}, specified on the QVFD page. As it was explained to me, it helps the Admins ensure that they are merely deleting a redirect rather than something of substance. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 22:51 25-Jun-12

That page you wanted me to read

I started editing it before I remembered that you want help help instead of editing editing. So here's help help:

  1. If you're going to insert yourself in the story, don't. Everybody already loves and worships you and you're awesome. Anonymously written (or, if you're willing to put in the work of working the narrator in to the rest of the page, The Narrator) is better, lest your humble ego get out of control.
  2. When the paragraphs under a header don't take up much more room than the header, then the paragraphs themselves aren't long enough (Alternately, the headers are too long. But that would be ridiculous). The text is the jam that holds together the salad of...that can't be right. Well, you get the idea. Step two is a mere sentence, with the end result but no explanation of how to get from nowhere to there.
  3. That's it, really. Also, I'm terrible at this. Me mum said I'd never be a good critic. And she was right. I can do more editing to help fill out the page, if you'd like. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:20, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the tips. But one question: Why did you say mum? Are you British or something? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:32, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not British. I'm *adorable*. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
Awesome. (You can't see me, but I'm giving you the thumbs-up right now.) Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:37, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
Lies! You're re-potting a gardenia! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
Damnation! How did you know? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:03, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

I'm trashing your page anyway

Your sig is messing up the forums, would you mind trimming it? Or, if you want, I can make you a super-duper badass sig like mine for FREE. FREE. FREE. FREE.

Say so if you want it.


A (Ruins) 13:25, 28 June 2012

So let me get this straight. You want me to change my sig? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:17, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
Why do people get so up in arms about unimportant things like signatures on this site? Go write some damn articles, I say! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:39, June 29, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you, TKF. Change my sig? Make me. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 21:12, June 29, 2012 (UTC)
For fuck's sake, just make my job easier and make a nice, cool compact version and use it. A (Ruins) 01:06, 30 June 2012
Your "job", Aimsplode? And what the fuck would that be, pray tell? Annoying people until they ban the fuck out of you? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 30 '12 1:52 (UTC)
Matthlock's sig has all his ancestors' flags in it! You should add the Quebec one bro! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:50, June 30, 2012 (UTC)
Well, to make Mattsnow happy, I added the flag of Quebec on there, but Aimsplode is right, I should change my sig soon. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 19:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

VFH

Whilst voting on is good and stuff, please be sure to update the score when you vote... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:56, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Okily-dokily. Also, could you help expand step two to my article. Once that's done, I think I'll mainspace it. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:57, June 29, 2012 (UTC)
Just explain why you should do it, or something along those lines, I am not very good at writing... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:00, June 29, 2012 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and do you think my article has enough photos now? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:01, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

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It sounds just fine, however I advise you redo it because there is a number of awkwardly long pauses throughout/lack of expression/whats that damned tapping sound in the background???, I mean you should have probably practiced it a bit more before you uploaded it. If you do this successfully you could do this for other articles because making audio for articles hasn't been done since like 2008. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:08, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 08:13, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Please don't

Spam talk pages with requests to reply to forums you create. Asking for one or two people to look is fine, sending it out to larger groups is a bit of a no no. If everybody did that we'd never discuss anything else on talk pages. Your topic is in the forum, people can find it there and reply without prompting. Please don't do it again. --Chiefjustice32X 23:35, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Fine thing, Chief. Whatever you say, pal. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 20:01, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you. --Chiefjustice32X 15:43, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Good morning

I'd like to tell you the good news about Jesus. --                              Puppy's talk page12:37 11 Jul 00:37, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Jesus wept - John 11:35 Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 16:36, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Old Forums

Can you not disinter old forums with new comments? Like here Something or other. Friendly warning. Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:32, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

RE: GWID

Close. I was born & raised in Las Vegas, but have been living in Iowa for the last 5 years. Glad you like my voice though (I hate it). There might be more of it to come because I'm trying to convince my girlfriend to re-record an UnTunes with me. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:03 Jul 12 2012

Cool. I wrote this article and I did the audio for it but it sorted of sucked. You can do a re-record if you are in any way interested. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 17:05, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

What time is it?

(High-pitched): IT'S ARCHIVE, IT'S ARCHIVE TIME! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 19:18, July 13, 2012 (UTC)


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