User talk:Matthlock

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Hello, you have reached Matthlock’s talk page. Please leave a message, a video and/or a picture I might enjoy after the beep. Like this:

If your name’s on the following list, then feel free to trash my talk page leave me a message at will.

And Sir Frosty, you might have blocked me for no reason at all, but you're still allowed to message me.

And Puppy, Aleister, Bizzeebeever, RAHB, Xamralco, Mattsnow, Cat, THS, Funnybony, Qzekrom, Lee Harvey Osmond, Modus and Mhaille, feel free to say whatever you want to me, because you're my friends.


Anyway, do your thing when you hear the beep. CENSORED


New messages, you have.

edit You wanted a message, so here it is.

I really should have thought this out before I started typing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:19, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks a million, Modus. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:20, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, I'm here for you man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:41, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
Dah thanks. So, what did you think of the "Loaded" video? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:43, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
Who knew past versions of rebellion would look so quaint? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit Happy early birthday

To you, maybe. I live in Australia now; it's 10:28AM here. So happy Australian birthday! :) A (Ruins) 23:29, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Damn Matthlock, you didn't tell me that you're having birthday today! Happy unbirthday and all that! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:45, 10 November, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you one and all. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:11, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit you ruined it

I was gonna go this at 11:59:59 but you ruined it!

happy birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:47, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 8:58 (UTC)

edit Ah, hi!

Does your computer agree with you to log in gmail? :P Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:38, 24 November, 2012 (UTC)

Sí, uno momento por favor. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:40, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit About your band

Cat was telling me about it and then abruptly signed off before I could ask what it is exactly that you wanted me to do. Could you fill me in with some more details? : ) -RAHB 21:42, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:21 (UTC)

edit Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:56 (UTC)

Care for little Matthlockmail? (Sorry that I didn't invent anything better-sounding question.) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:00, 8 December, 2012 (UTC)

Um sure thing, just give me a couple of minutes please. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:03, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Cool dude, I just watched your userpage and saw some Funkadelic... Cool man, very cool yes indeed. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:37, 10 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:02, Dec. 12, 2012

edit A god-awful narrative on how Final Fantasy I changed my life

When this arrives in mainspace, I hope you shorten the title to: How Final Fantasy I changed my life --less self-referential and doesn't draw a conclusion for the reader. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 19:39 15-Dec-12

How about A narrative on how Final Fantasy I changed my life? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:42, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
Actually I think the title's okay. Maybe not the best, but I think the removing 'god-awful' would ruin the entire joke. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:53, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

(From User talk:SPIKE) The title 'A god-awful narrative' was sarcastic (and it was the name I used throughout the eight months of typing it and I like it), and I think I'll just keep it that way when I mainspace it, if you don't mind.

It's your article. But, this being a fake encyclopedia, I think the joke should be in the article and not the title, and the user should read into the article to find out that it's a god-awful narrative. The alternative is to explain to him what he's about to read. Spıke Ѧ 20:06 15-Dec-12
Well, It's my life so I can do what I want to, I suppose. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:07, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
Matt I have another thing about the article. So, as I hadn't read that article for awhile, I downloaded to my phone with an app called 'pocket', which lets me read the article offline. So, I finished it yesterday (geez IT WAS LONG!), and saw my name there! Cool! But it seems you asked me to do a picture about a certain location huh? Mission understood! I'm currently at that point where I have to defeat Astos :( so there's still much to do to get the airship and go to that place. In the NES-version of course. Could you give me more information where this place is or somekind of picture (I don't care if it is shitty, just that I see where it is (from the map perhaps?) But prepare that I'm not able to do this before christmas, actually, this might be the last chance to be here in Uncyc before christmas, so if I don't make it, I'll wish happy, early christmas now! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 06:47, 17 December, 2012 (UTC)
Good news Matt! I finished reading the article a while ago and once it is now complete and long as hell I can see that you've really put your heart and soul making this! Just like you said on that gmail-message, it needs some trimming still but it looks very cool. I even used it as a real playthrough-guide today when I continued my FF I today (I defeated Vampire a while ago btw)! I'll have the picture done in the beginning of next year, and also I'm planning of reuploading that one picture with a better quality someday soon (that British soldier at... chapter 5 wasn't it?) You had a great soundtrack for the game btw, there were some bands even I recognized! Especially Stigmata... Ah...
Yeah... Ministry's 'Stigmata'... It brings lots of memories to me... When I was 8-years old I got Ministry's 'The Land of Rape and Honey' as a birthday present from my dad. I had never even heard about this band but my dad said that he'd listened it when he was younger, and thought that I would like it. (I listened Marilyn Manson by the time, which was my first touch on Industrial Metal). So, I put the CD on my player and was being a bit spectic about it, but when that Stigmata started as the first rack ofthe album, I... Oh, I had fell in love! Ah... those times... But you used it as a soundtrack for the game, that is very, VERY cool! Btw, I saw these 'Godfathers of Industrial Metal' (I've heard some people call Ministry that) last summer here in Finland, that was propably the best gig I've ever been on. They were so goddamn energic, even though Al is like 60 or something. Unfortunately, they didn't play Stigmata but it was a helluva show, I must say. But yeah.. You've done a very good article there, and thanks from thanking me at the end! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:55, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:29 (UTC)

edit Your mother

If your mother really did die recently, I'm very sorry to hear it, even though I wasn't involved. As far as I know. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 30 '12 5:39 (UTC)

edit Pictures

Hi, so it seems that I was quick enough to give the pictures before next year. YEAH! Good me! *parties* I sent the Imp Hole-pictures to you via gmail, (I did all the possible positions so you can select which one you prefer most and then upload it) and I made the british elf too. I had some problems with the extension of the picture so I couldn't reupload it, (your picture was .JPG and mine was .png) so instead I uploaded it seperately here. Also, good job dude, you put the article into mainspace, and as I was watching it again, I noticed that you had put the 'your mom so ghay'-picture here. I'm now going to be a cruel Bizzeebeever-copycat and be sorry about what happened to your mother, it was quite brave to put the picture there.

Also, if you haven't received the message yet, please tell me and I'll try to send it again. Cheers. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 11:24, 31 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:20 (UTC)
Hey, my name's in here. Goddamn, I sound like a narcissist, don't I? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:24, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
Oh wait, nevermind, they're using the <insert name here> template. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:28, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
Have you ever been Biopic'd? If not, I might fit you in there in a coupla weeks, after I get to Murder Frog. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jan 3 '13 5:15 (UTC)
Really? Thanks, Bizzeebeever. Here's what you need to know: I live in Oregon, I'm 17 years old, I'm a junior at my school (acing at all the subjects in the B-Wing of my school), and I like classic rock, or you can just show me your idea and I'll put in my pitch as well or something. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:40, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:23, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Platyroo

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