User talk:Matthew

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edit Oh Dear!

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Matthew, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:22, Apr 23

edit Little tip

If an admin deletes a page, they want it to stay deleted. Unless it's recreated with significantly better content, which yours isn't. Recreating it is therefore a really good way to get yourself a ban. As is putting vanity in it. Read HTBFANJS, BGBU and UN:VAIN. Friendly advice. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:22, Apr 23

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